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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYyYb-r_3w..
anyone watching the cowboys game, that shit crazy
horrendous edition
Amazing Edition
>>218356186
I'm getting drunmk and it's snowing
>>218356150>>218356112+ he didnt check the catalog
>>218356190You can't do that
>>218356141fuck no I hate the cowgirls
>>218356211I can and I did
>>218356230he asked if anyone was watching the game. if you arent your response is unwarranted and in all likelihood, undesired
>>218356210I can't tell if it's a man or a woman or some kind of new monstrosity
>>218356261his flag is unwarranted and undesired
What is your opinion on women?
what is the female equivalent of porn, whores, and hot singles in your area ie hoodwinks and industries that profit from the collective loneliness of women
>>218356278neither here nor there
What did Violent J mean by this
>>218356293big fan thereof
>>218356315that’s just a statistically falsifiable claim, nothing wrong with that
>>218356326found this funny pic of you
>>218356339the fudge packers kind of low key getting smoked
>>218356349I look like that and say that
yeah, hes upset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu5whUqFGvM
another day of lifeslop in the books
>>218356301Idk like literotica
I think this week's events prove one thing. The jeets are never gonna leave this country. What a grim thought.
toil begins in 30 minutes, not particularly thrilled
>>218356439What happened
>>218356453The tectonic plates shifted and India crashed into Canada
You are no good, you are no good, gyalFor the things you do in front of me
>>218356345
>>218356454That's good for the line it must have have shot up
>>218356453The Karen who got ICE'd. There are 5 million jeets that have to go back. Do you think they are gonna leave voluntarily? Hell no. And there is no way the government is gonna force them out.
>>218356499the good news? you'd be dead before canada becomes a slum filled with trash
dinner and a movie, then im going to hit the books. i know i know its Saturday and i deserve a break. well, if you want to succeed, you dont get to take a break
>>218356543I wish I had your work ethic I'm a lazy piece of trash
>>218356543succeed at what, a history podcast with 31 listeners?
>>218356602none of your concern, disingenuous infidel
Took a nap and woke up to 0 new posts in any of the threads I was in. This site is DEAD dead.
dead threadtruly the last year of /cum/
>>218356614posting on /tv/ late at night or in the morning is depressing, feels like there's only 5 people on including me.
>>218356614
>>218356636>/tv/Hello boomer
when i posted on /tv/ it was underage central. i was underage myself at the time
gooned a mighty goon
I miss /tv/ saw threads and I am jazz watch parties
>>218356690for me, its /rbmk/
>>218356680gooned for what, for a thread with 7 listeners?
It is 10:01 PM.
I'm a bit drunk and it looks rather pretty outside with the fresh snowfall.Shall I go on a nightwalk, cummies?
>>2183567089:02*
do you think gandalf was getting hobbit pussy?
I wanna get a big boner I wanna cum
>>218356721ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONEIM ALLLLL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOOOWWWWWSAAAAAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT I'VE LOST ALLLLL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOOWWWW
>>218356721>local autist found dead in the snow after tripping and falling while drunk
i rate this 10/10
I had a relatively low libido for a few years, but recently it skyrocketed for some reason, which really sucks because I'm an incel.
>>218356738You rated two of my favorite hallmark movies poorly so I dont trust your opinion on anything
>>218356740But it feels so good to have a boner. Fuuuck, I love my body so much.
>>218356746i cried near the end
Crumb - Locket
>>218356736ackshually, I've been on drunken wintertime /nightwalks/ before, even posted some photos for fellow cumbuns. And that wasn't nearly as stupid as the time I drunkenly went into the forest at night while drunk (though at least that was during the summer).
>>218356758jeeta is really cute
>>218356758R Crumb?
did the laundry and made dinner, now I need a new game to start
>>218356771R Cali
>>218356754dont carerepent for your lies
>>218356726Yeah the hobbits were trafficked to Sauromon's tower where all the Wizards participated in sex orgies It was a major political scandal for a time
>>218356758yeah I like watching that video
>>218356781im not lying. it's a really good movie.
>>218356776>I need a new game to startSome of these might be taken already butCFZ2Z-460VA-KIN8GY4W97-VNE7E-90AVCFXWML-ATMEQ-A3LDA29HGJ-AIKXG-AE0D7
>>218356767I once had two pots of coffee and went on a long hike in the desert at night super dehydrated I genuinely think I might have damaged my kidneys in some way lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwYS3co9CLIhate summer but Im sick of the sun being down by 4PM
>>218356779*pisses on u*
Was out hunting today and saw a buck. I could have gotten a clear shot if I made a noise and caused him to stop moving but I choked. I have 4 more days of hunting before the season ends. If I don't get a deer before then I'm going to kill myself
It’s crazy how viewing a woman’s teets will induce boner time. Viewing her tetas with my big wiener.
>>218356800Very generous anon, I more meant I'm going to waste a lot of time trying to find something that fits all my autistic criteria
>>218356818Peculiar
cant go wrong with super mario world. Still the best platformer ever made
>>218356758Catchy tune
>>218356781I never called those movies bad. I think they are good but there are certainly better hallmark movies
>>218356830>Still the best platformer ever madeThat would be Dustforce.
>>218356830SMB3 mogs it
FASHION BUG
> Grateful Dead Founding Member Bob Weir Dead at 78boomerbros........
I’m gonna have a hot hot bubblebath. Then I’m gonna get high on weed edibles and play Need for Speed Carbon for the Xbox 360
>>218356838dustforce doesnt have an explorable world map, flying, or yoshi, and its too autistic about its execution vs allowing freedom of utility by the player
>>218356848How about the Grateful Head
>>218356848RIP
1 more day till pay day
>>218356846definitely not, World is a 9.5/10, 3 is an 8. A lot of levels that are way too short, boomboom is rehashed like 8 times in the castles, and it again, doesnt have yoshi
too depressed to goon can’t have shit in this incel chud life
>>218356848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZOia2aKUHU
>>218356858I've been there. Pretty good pizza.
If I could change the world, I would make it so I could frot with all of my 4chan bros everyday :3
>>218356858>>218356883LOL
this nigga traveling to the ass end of nowhere oklahoma for pizza
one day jesse lee peterson will be exposed as a white guy in blackface and it’s only a matter of time
>>218356883I'd be grateful for some head from a beautiful young lady
I liked Oklahoma when I went there but maybe I was just happy to have some dry heat after spending a week in humid ass Texas
Gay dicksex with my fellow retarded homos. Farting and sucking each other’s bodies. Bodysex with my niggas! Kissing pink twink nipples with my mouth and absolutely loving it.
The Milf Feet gooner
I will never have a gf
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>218356933join the club brother
I prefer breasts of the female. And a pussy is like a sideways mouth for kissing. Open-mouth kissing your pussy, the women’s pussy.
Doing the yearly lord of the rings extended editions rewatch
Haven't had any contact with another human bean in 2 daysI'm so lonely it's unreal
Remember that animated short that used to air on Teletoon and one of the characters was named Dondozat or something
everybody STFU, Im gonna watch anime
>>218356946but she pees from there
>>218356956(and that's a good thing)
>>>/r9k/83632920Made one
>>218356973
>>218356947I never saw the movies but I've read the books at least five times
ayo this nigga ahhhhhreadin a book
>>218356872The levels may be short but way more memorable. Sand world, ice world, huge world, Bowsers hell fortress. World might have better graphics but 3 has a better presentation overall. And while it doesn't have Yoshi, it does have a more interesting power ups.
>>218356982>I never saw the movieszoomoid begone
>>218357000First of all, would a zoomer read the books?Second, I did watch the old Rankin Bass Hobbit movie (Kino)
It's so weird how seriously sports fans take their games.
>>218356999>The levels may be short but way more memorableworld doesnt have memorable levels? donut plains, top secret area, forest of illiusion, chocolate island 3, butter bridge>it does have a more interesting power ups.world has everything 3 has + yoshi abilities, the only thing tis missing is kuriboh's boot and the hammer suit, which is rare in of itself. the shoe only shows up in one level, in one area
The Mississippi Delta was shining like a National guitarI am following the river down the highway through the cradle of the Civil WarI'm going to Graceland, Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee
>>218357027your a man child and play video games so you wouldn't get it
>>218357027cry about it
>zoomer reading bookslmao
>shorksNot even a real team>inb4 "b-b-but muh celeryni!!!"
>>218357045My pensies beat your team's ass in 2016 bitch
>>218357027they're probably spoiled brats who were born into good teams, I gave up on my baseball and football teams 10+ years ago they're so fucking awful it's not even funny anymore.
>>218357034and they say looooooosing loooooove is like a window in your heartEverybody sees you're blown apartEverybody sees the wind blow
J.V. Jones is a better writer than TolkienAlso, Tolkien was a faggot and sperged out on a German publishing house asking if he was a jew and was like "I wish I were and I hate your chancellor grrrrr!!!" Very unprofessional.
>>218357039I stopped playing video games thougheverbiet
China is capitalism but painted red
>>218357053top 3 in the pacific, most wins in the pacific as well, just beat the stars>yah b-butbeat the cantpucks, laffs, and jets and split the series with the flames(my wolfie)>c-celebrini isnt goodthe next gretzky. cry about it>>218357055ok unc
>hockeyI simply can not see the puck.
>>218357063why are you calling him a faggot despite being a faggot yourself?
the bears are going to win the super bowl
>>218357095So true
Jason your reading is limited to light novels
>>218357095I dont think so, champ
>>218357091Hockey used to have guts but now the teams mighty suck
dallas salad
>>218357120WTF
>>218357091youre supposed to watch hockey for the fights, not the puck
>>218357063women are bad at writing
anyone would like to suck my nuts
I'm literally repeating the same day over and over again
>>218357120BOGGLE?
Can I spend the night tonight and for two weeks straight?
>>218357135I'm not
>>218357093Half gay != faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adFydLvLLeU(He's jewish, but still)
>>218357137Sure, if you give me a nightly blowjob
>>218357135Is your name Bill Murray?
>I like penises, but Im not gay
I don't know SHIT about football. But what I do know from my dad is that the bears keep pulling surprise victories out of their ass. So I'm going to start betting on them continuously starting with 100 dollars and putting all my money I win back on them
>>218357127Jane Austin Mary Shelly J K Rowling
>>218357136pencil
>>218357139Good for you dirt bag but I don't remember asking
just got raped for 8 hoursthink i'll scramble my brain with weed and alcohol now
Gay and faggot aren't synonyms.
>>218357137A LEAN NIGHT
>>218357167you're a gay faggot
>>218357149I hate Bill Murray
>>218357153It's too late, their luck and meme magic has run out and they will get blown out next week against whoever they face
>>218357167they in fact are, and youre the posterchild of faggotry
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
What with almost every commercial on TV being about meds that make you suicidal?
>>218357191Big fan
>>218357191
>>218357192tv commercials are violently offensive now, they last for 10 fucking minutes.
>>218357199hate these niggas like you wouldnt believe
I'm half gay. I'm not a faggot.Gay and faggot aren't synonyms just like lesbian and dyke aren't.You went to school with black people, lower your tone.
>>218357167Reminds me of how my mom used to say that not all black people are niggers and that some white people act more like niggers than some black people
It was a dream and then it hit me, reality struck and now my life is all shifty It all moves fast, close to a buck fifty
>>218357192I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST, COACH
https://youtu.be/CEVdca9U9LM?
>>218357215nope. Posterchild of faggotry
>>218357215faggot
>>218356948um, hell-OOOOOOO?!you're talking with cummies and bummies right this very second!!!
Me
the people who call it sportsball are more annoying that the people who just watch sports
>>218357261they don't just watch sports they talk about them endlessly and the first time you hear them talk about it you can instantly tell that they don't care about anything else nearly as much.
>>218357271I don't talk about it endlessly. I care about many other things. You have autism.
People talk about sports as their substance is eaten out from under them by nefarious forces, it's unreal to witness
>February: Olympics>March: World Baseball Classic>April: MLB season>May: NHL and NBA playoffs>June: World Cupnosports will never live this good
anyone care to discuss the folly of Sabermetrics and why Jon lester's "pilates" never worked again after the cubs 2016 WS win?
>>218357283what the fuck are you saying
>>218357283>boreball
>>218357254
basedball
>>218357290sorry, you have to be white and have a father figure in your life to understand>>218357292pipe down, zoomer
>>218357294is he trying to hit on me?
>>218357233I laughed so hard at this as a kid. I didn't even know you could use the c word on youtube.
>>218357276you probably have autism and wouldn't hold a candle to these people that I'm referring to, it's like listening to a commentator or something. they know every shitheel player on every team and why they suck. it can be kind of funny actually, if you're high as fuck and eavesdropping.
>>218357192Playing to their audience
>>218357305you sound black to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4OEZcnOJE
>>218357307he's happily married you creep, he's just respecting another man in a masculine and platonic way
>>218357316>blacks>watching baseballpipe down, zoomer
>>218357312>they watch games and have basic observational skills, it creeps me out>is a retarded stonersasuga
No idea how dadberg is perfectly fine with never once leaving the country and only going to other states a handful of times in his entire life
>>218357327who are you quoting?
>>218357233How come the audio quality is so good on a 20 year old video? Are you allowed to update it?
ice literally tackling people a block away from my moms house and right outside sams club when i was leaving today in MN
>>218357337Peopel are the same everywhere. Unless you're rich international travel is a waste of money
>>218357339you, zoomer
>>218357290sabremetrics = baseball statistics autismJon Lester's Pilates = the tl;dr is that Lester was a quirky player with a lot of awful stats who also happened to be the best pitcher on 3 championship teams. he was really, really damn good in very particular circumstances and mediocre everywhere else.
>>218357337Sounds like a based dad who doesn't fall for the soylennial "travelling is so heckin important" meme and just likes to take his family to the beach once a year
>>218357356Are they winning
>>218357337car infrastructure gives people the illusion that they're well traveled because they have to personally endure every inch of the commute.
>cuckball
>>218357357>>218357373Imagine being this boring and closed minded
>once again posts an anime he didnt even watch because he immediately thinks of cuck porn if he sees a person of color in it an
>>218357356umm based
>>218357386I'm not it's just expensive If I was a millionaire i would
>>218357405I'm a thousandaire and I do it
>>218357356did you remember to salute them and give them a tip?>>218357337my uncle is like this. i don't think he's been outside of idaho or oregon more than 5 times in his life. wasn't for lack of funds, he made good money in trades and put multiple kids through college.
>>2183573712*Im shocked he was on the 2013 sox tho
>>218357411There's really no reason to leave Idaho though
>>218357375liberals think dancing around in gay costumes will really work this time
guys GUUUYSGUUUUUYSI JUST FARTED GUYS I FARTEDI FAAAARRRRRTTTTTEEEEEDGUYS I FARTED AND A LITTLE BIT OF SHITFUCKINGSHITCAME OUT OF MY PENISa little bit of SHIT came out when I FAAARTEDIT CAME OUT OF MY FUCKING P E N I S a little bit of shit came out when i fartedwow what did it come out ofit came out of my FUCKING PEEEEENIS
Did you know you can eat pork medium rare these days
>>218357438Go to a doctor right now
changing my name to Jim Puff
>>218357432They've got whistles too lol
Hey there! I noticed you turned off autoplay, so I'm just going to start playing videos related to the one you're watching, which is explicitly what you don't want! Hope you enjoy!
>>218357405> it's just expensive what do you consider to be "expensive"? lots of middle class folks vacation in mexico or the caribbean for $1k-$2k. a weekend trip would probably be even less.
>person of colorHe really just typed that? No wonder you can watch goshball, you're a squat? lol.....
everything going on in america really makes me feel like the walls are closing in, like i'm a citizen in 1930s germany and there's nothing i can do to stop what's coming
>erm, you didn't even watch the interracial NTR anime, *I* did...
One day I want to do a Caribbean cruise and check like 8 countries off the list of countries I've been to in one swoop
>>2183574681-2k is expensive for me
drinking milk
Niggers Of Color
>>218357481So you are poor. I hope things turn around for you, please go see the world when you get some money, I promise it's worth it
>>218357478>its NTR because I saw a brown person in it!lol. Go jack off to dicks some more, faggot
>>218357477You're on your period relax breathe in and out
>>218357467in a landfill's worth of shitty youtube updates, the recent one to have all search results be playlists (where you can't even disable autoplay you have to manually change the URL) is perhaps the shittiest.
>>218357485Racialized Niggers of Colour
>>218357477>1930's Germanykek I don't think the Brownshirts would have gotten jammed up by a couple of lesbians.
>>218357490I have like 40k in savingsI still consider 1-2k expensive. I'd rather not squander what I have on travel. Would rather do a road trip
>it's not NTR, it's wholesome interracial love with a Brazilian! We're people too, ese!
Just learned the steam machine is going to be 1k fuark
>>218357522A road trip is just as expensive as flying somewhereYou'll regret not doing it when you're older.
>>218357507Colored Niggers Of Coal Black Negro Color
>>218357202You posted my wife
>>218357502ain't nobody gonna remember that dude in 10 years. hell ain't nobody remember that dude in the present day outside of terminally online white zoomers.
>>218357524>brazilianso not only do you fantasize about cuck porn, but you cant even read english subtitles. Guess thats what homeschooling and years of fag porn does to a manchild like you
>>218357538MY wife, ackshually
>you dont get it, holmes! not all sudacas are the same!
>>218357532Honestly I don't see the point in traveling alone. I'm a loner so I'd just end up spending all my time here in an expensive hotel
virtually every time that i remember speedrunning exists it turns out that gdq is on. thank god i wasn't born autistic.
jason's not only a gay faggot, but he fails basic geography
Almost time for me to kick dogberg out of my bed
>>218357590I won't try to convince your further since I should just realize that everyone likes different things, but for me I enjoy traveling alone because I have immense freedom and answer to no one. I can go to any restaurant I want, stay however long I want at any place, sleep in, not have to wait on others. Also I meet tons of people in hostels and in bars.
>>218357594I miss those 600 post /v/ threads where they would show all the cringiest moments. some of that shit is too uncomfortable to finish watching.
Zoomers think we're at war with VenezuelaAlso they added an Aquaman symbol to the captcha
>>218357614i thought it was the arch linux logo
>>218357606family dogs used to sleep on my bed every night and even though I hated it I didn't have the heart to kick them out
>>218357630aren't you supposed to train dogs so they listen to your commands without question?
>a latrinx watching squatball doesn't see an issue with depictions of interracial relationships between humans and indios>thinks humans care which flavour of mexican he is
>>218357610/v/ is insufferable nowadays. Its a either tired beaten to death memes like evil pigs or circlejerking about how much they hate trannies
>he's really this bootyblasted about an anime he didnt even watch
they made all the good meta champs expensive and the dogshit no one plays cheap, jewish as fuck, back in the day it was only from release date
You're the one booty blasted every time I EXPOSE you and your interracial cuck anime.
>>218357683who's getting cucked?
PAAAAAAAIIIIINWITHOUT LOVEPAAAAAAAAAIIIIINCAN'T GET ENOUGHPAAAAAAIIIIINI LIKE IT ROUGH'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLL
I'm an alt black guy into anime, fighting games, and skateboarding. Am I welcome here?
>>218357702Sure
I don't watch animes that depict browns and Japanese racemixing. You're a cuck if you do.
>>218357630You are too soft
dota 2 is better than leaguecounterstrike is better than valorantriot can only produce uninspired slop
>>218357710who's getting cucked, gayson? Surely youre not thinking about NTR just because you saw a black guy, right?
Early South park seasons are back on TV hell yeah
>mexican says "my Japanese wife"That's all I need to know about your show to NEVER watch it because I'm not a cuck or a brownoid self inserting. I'm a race realist.
took too many edibles and don't feel so good, doing the pro move of drinking coffee to make it better (worse)
>>218357743youre only proving youre a retard with cuckoldry on the brain, gayboy
my bf is mexican and I am white
>>218357765No one asked fag
>>218357654this reminds me of my college dorm, i had a near identical setup.
>>218357752that's for alcohol, not weed. coffee enhances the effects of weed.
catberg, i fucking hate you. in fact, i didn't even want to adopt you. i wanted to give you back to that shelter but momberg was worried you were too fat and retarded and ugly for anyone to adopt you, so she decided to keep you. and then when i moved out, somehow i got stuck with you. please fuck off and die.
>catberg, i fucking hate you. in fact, i didn't even want to adopt you. i wanted to give you back to that shelter but momberg was worried you were too fat and retarded and ugly for anyone to adopt you, so she decided to keep you. and then when i moved out, somehow i got stuck with you. please fuck off and die.
>>218357778Kill yourself
>>218357778
POV: you just woke up in rural ontario
>anime has browns(already a big red flag)>brown is depicted as married to or wishing to be married to a Japanese womanPozzed racial egalitarian slop. Also it's a low budget seasonal anime.
>>218357795I don't get it
>>218357806You've made this exact post like 5 times in the past 20 minutes
if i was god i would kill many billions
>>218357806for a gay manchild you sure are terrified of fictional black people in an anime you didnt even watch or know the basic premise of. Those characters exist for like 5 minutes in one episode
>>218357811It bears repeating because there's a mestinx ITT.
>>218357825>I dont know how to read or know where puerto rico is on a map, so you must be mexicanlol
why would your anime have any brack peepo in it, anyways?
>>218357841because its about baseball?
>charactersSo he IS in a mixed raced relationship. Jeez, if he were simply pining for what he can't have it'd be one thing, but you watch actual racial egalitarian propaganda? Yikes.
can we please not clog up the entire thread arguing about skin color in japanese cartoons
>>218357848>So he IS in a mixed raced relationshipyou genuinely dont know how to read, do you
>>218357846
>>218357841Because only brown people play or like baseball.
>>218356112>>218356112>>218356112>>218356112
>>218357857are japanese people brown now?
I'm ready for the internet to die.Since that first day in 2002 when I got it at home it has defined my life. I was 17 years old. I can remember the world before. I'm ready to go back to the world of limited, curated content. I don't care if some vaguely nefarious "they" is manipulating it or controlling it or whatever. I am ready to go back to network and cable tv as the primary media source, and to not have any social media (because it will have been destroyed by dead internet theory).
>>218358583ok boomer
