Ashley Graham's ears edish
never played re4 or re4 remakeonly played re2 re7 and re8
you never see fat horses these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHjYR-muFvU
>>218367426two seconds in and I see me walking off to the shop
hmm
feeling very lazy again. could use to walk to the shop, get a bit of fresh air, but its rainy and i cant be arsed.
>>218367492get the slop delivered by migrants
What's going on with Iran then
Ashley!
when the australians aren't here to provide banter and racism it feels very dead
>>218367507That's absolutely none of your business
>>218367506i want to top up my gas card so a little paki on a bike is no good
>>218367507dunno
>>218367510umelephant
I could wear 3 coats?
>>218367484[citation needed]
giving my cock a senseless beating
that elephant NEEDS punting into space
>>218367513australians are the lifeblood of /brit/, their naturally jovial disposition and witty sardonics make them a perfect partner to us
>>218367507They got tired of the muslim shite and they want to be a Monarchy again.
>>218367535no man should be that warm
>>218367492very much a day for sitting about doing nothing
>>218367562What if it's really coled
The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
>>218367513>>218367553le heckin aussie banterino!!
her tits are really nice tbf
went for a drive around the area I might buy a flat, looked ok
'member the killer clowns in 2016
>>218367567Too bloody right, big Sunday vibes.Might have an early night.
open na noor... open na NOOR !
Got £21 left
>>218367605
The cum falls hard on a battered twink
>>218367638Lend us a tenner?
>>218367638when's the next bennies payday?
>>218367638until?
>>218367619What if there are racists? Or rapists? Or racist rapist? Can never be sure just from driving around a place.
Getting blacked
>>218367618Much nicer than Sydney Sweeneys
going to attempt a rapid roast in the air friar
>>218367567>>218367627A sabbath, if you will
*does a little dance*
>>218367656alri leftypol
women have evolved to be able to sense a really minor issue just so they can make it a big deal for no reason
>>218367618corr i love big breasts on women
Air frying a second coat
>>218367676wahey look at him go!
>>218367507*tells you everything about the topic*
I do have mates and all that I swear but I've been lying on the sofa for the last 48 hours and it's been bliss
>>218367668I wouldn't go that far
would love to purchase a €1 house in Italy
watching PORN
>muh far right
>>218367736of the gay variety?
>>218367725what about Liverpool?
>>218367426Me when I go to the GYYPM
>>218367757Don't know if they'd want one, you'd have to ask them
>>218367725Why it's a faff
My house cost £150,000
>>218367618You have to see them naked to be sure. Knowers knowThey do look like they'd have a decent chance though tbf t. Knower
>>218367783in 1996?
anyone got recs for some long youtube videos? Want some background noise
>>218367725>buy 1 euro houses in italy>sell bricks for a dollar each in americagenuinely just spent an hour brainstorming ways this plan could fail and couldnt even come up with one thing
>>218367793Correct
Sir Air Fryer
yes, no, maybe, I don't knowcould you repeat the question?
>>218367805the 50+ volume chris chan documentary is serious good autism listening
>>2183677992023 x
>>218367815YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOW
>>218367815Do you enjoy sex with men?
>>218367805Majula ambience 10 hours
>>218367840Cute and pretty, I hope it's not a bloke
>>218367851
Remember when 4chan used to feel like a hub of creativity and now it's just schizos
entire bar of Green & Blacks chocolate (butterscotch) down the hatch
>>218367839where? is it nice? i live in a shithole terrace in a shithole town i bought for £105k in 2022
>>218367805*gives you a good recommendation*
>>218367840horrid brat, needs her bratty behaviour corrected... somehow
Saw a Jameela Jamil ai deepfake porn
>>218367561Back to Zoroastrianism is it?
>>218367872Swansea. Simple terrace house but refurbished
>>218367899very odd that i was thinking about jameela jamil 5 minutes before you posted this
Day 2 of fat arse toil, eating more chocolate, getting fatter
>>218367879UM x
>>218367936this is not me
Rorke won't be able to have a peng brown gf like Jameela Jamil because of his racism
>>218367956off the coffee this year, too expensive
>>218367956So wogs drink coffee
Every time I go on X there's some anime pfp telling me more dystopia shit a country is doingI can see why Starmer and his ilk want it blocked it's real btwhttps://cybersecurityadvisors.network/2025/04/15/la-liga-blocking-of-cloudflare-ips-in-spain/
>>218367377
>>218367936kek this is me
>>218367980And Indians drink tea
>>218367956>get me a flat white Love saying this just love it
>>218368014how rude
not had an energy drink in a while
>>218368014even better when the barista is a white girl with no arse
*makes bear noises*
>>218368039how are your energy levels?
GOONER LIVESMATTER
>>218368055moon hunting bastard
>>218368014Much prefer a long black myself.
popping down to the wankhaus
>>218368066got 1 energy leftusing it to go shop
>>218368079the white girl favourite
>>218368056>BILLIONS OF DIED
>>218367980not really
love maps like that where they dont even include the republic of ireland in grey they just remove it completely. gives me a nice cozy feeling deep within
>>218367426how that nigga have a baby
>>218368127Why
>>218368111Not bad that
>>218368117alri ziedy
>>218368111no scurvy in that home
Talking is fun isn't it
>>218367867Schizos are creative thoJust in dumb ways
>>2183681557 limes though
This year at Las Vegas's annual tech show, a company has unveiled a device which displays an AI girlfriend to you (pic related)It seems we are entering the end times
>>218368175'no'
why does every Discord server have at least one tranny schizo
kek what she's wearing reminds me of John Motson's old coat
>>218368186billions must AI
>>218367956yankified freaksinteresting how every shithole in the country drinks coffee. except birmingham apparently, does islam forbid caffeine?
>>218368186finally the nerds can have sex with their computers
prefer not to say
>>218367981What's the context of that story about cloudflare?Is it to prevent DDOS effects, or is it something sinister with copyright?
THIS FUCKING EXPIDITION 33 PARRY FUCKING SHIT AHHHHHHH FUCKING HELL STOP STOP STOP
>>218368229she's making that hand motion because she is miming the action of stroking my willy
>>218368186>not IP8 waterproofsingle use is it?
this advert pissed me offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8y1h6HNBA
>>218368215she's unbearable
>>218368253piracy (unauthorised restreams)
>haven't boozed since new year>eaten one 800 calorie meal a day>gained weightwhat's the point
>>218368229OH MY GIDDY AUNT HECKIN EMO GOTH GIRL WHO DOESN'T EVEN EXIST
>>218368253no it's just pirated footy streams
mumberg saying I've parked blocking the gate too much and won't be getting dessert unless I go out and move it it's -2 ffs
>>218368215she got that off boohoo
>>218368271kek funny advert
>>218368284bodyberg calls the shots for you sunshine
predictions for the united game lads?reckon Brighton will win 2-1
fancy some chocolate
wish i was a little chinese fella working on a railroad in 1880
>>218368271queen of neoliberal teeth at the end there
>>218368287lighten up you twat
>>218368355No you don't be quiet
>>218367432who is that man? you have a name?
>>218368284Physically impossible. Nurses tube-feed over >1500 calories to patients in literal comas just to stop them from dying of starvation.You're miscounting calories, lying to yourself and now lying to us. Fat cunts always do this. Grow up.
rorke has coverted to islam!
catberg absolutely soaked
the singular boring mong pushing his boring neoliberal teeth gimmick for the past year
>>218368287That's Rorke done then
>>218368389It's spaki
>>218368284>>eaten one 800 calorie meal a dayCAP
>>218368284we should hook you up in some sort of power plant because apparently you're generating mass out of thin air
>>218368283>>218368295so because this non-Spanish site TopDeck uses cloudflare on their end, all Spanish ISPs block their subscribers access to any website using it? that is dystopian, like blocking landlines because someone might play the radio into it
>>218368370yeah you're right sorry
>>218368389>>218368406Mindraped
>>218368426correct
if you're wondering where rorke's been, well he's in the back room short circuiting after trying to decide which side he's taking on the iran issue
not been here properly in months, are heathermong and ziedy still doing their gay little roleplay sessions every night?
got called rapist in greggs
>>218368341rorke thinking about a black girl
>>218368461Your gimmick is bad and you should feel bad
Yeah I only eat 800 calories a day, I have no idea where the weight is coming from Doc.*doesn't count the daily 10x cans of coke*
>>218368426>>218368463worth noting that because 4chan uses cloudflare it also cannot be blocked in the UK without a blanket cloudflare block just like in spainit can be DNS "blocked" but that does nothing
>>218368493not even my gimmickjust find it funny seeing schizos howling at the moon over anonymous posts
if you're wondering where rorke's beans, he had them on toast for lunch and it was very nice
achieved nothing all weekend award
er yeah, someone points out your autism and how unfunny you are, they're howling at le moon!!
>>218368256Listen for the audio cue not an animation cue
>>218368426Ye'll do fookin' nuttin about it.
>>218368284>what's the pointto try, the endeavour is the pointin all things
>>218368389Why does it make you seethe so much?
will be scranning some tesco finest cookies tomorrow
Should I buy a rice cooker
I SWEAR DOCONLY 800 CALORIES
>>218368528again its not meyou're attributing anonymous posts to some character in your head and you have the nerve to call others autistic lmfao
>why are you so mad bro?classic cope from retards that get embarrassed and shown up
>>218368570do you cook a lot of rice?
Phone case is broken ladsSick of it
>>218368570Just marry one
>>218368592
love it when somebody gets so seething they stop directly replying to you and instead will vaguely allude to your argument in the hopes you'll miss it and they can feel like they had the last word
>>218368597No because I don't have a rice cooker
>>218368571owned that tub
>>218368615you mean like you're doing now?
Meant to go to the shop before it closes at 5 but really cba. Still haven't showered AND I wanted a nap first because I'm sleepy
>>218368615Any I missed in your compex and well studied retort beyond "you are seething lol"?
tantrum in progress
>>218368615kek love this as well, happens often too
Meltdown
he's hopped on the paedo botnet
>>218368643no because i wasnt having an argument with anyone>>218368653want to try that again retardlad?
>>218368671thats you done
>>218368570no, buy something more polyvalent with a rice function
my female friend told me yesterday that a muslim drug dealer made her suck him off, and other things about her night including going to some secret paki club that got raided while they were there
>>218368707you posted the same made up story earlier but last time he was iranianwhat are you doing lad
loom/ lum /VERB (USED WITHOUT OBJECT)1. to appear indistinctly; come into view in indistinct and enlarged form."The mountainous island loomed on the horizon."2. to rise before the vision with an appearance of great or portentous size."Suddenly a police officer loomed in front of him."3. to assume form as an impending event."A battle looms at the convention."
>>218368707ah yes the future domestic murder statistic
>>218368707was she wanking you off when she told you this?
my female friend told me yesterday that a muslim drug dealer made her suck him off, and other things about her night including going to some secret irani club that got raided while they were there
>>218368612funny how those girls think they secured a greek god when those are actually incels in the west
>>218368707Bizarre larp
>>218368736why are you posting from a paedophile botnet?
>>218368762don't understand this gimmick
The mong who constantly seethes over the 'neoliberal teeth' gimmick is also the retard behind GOTY who listed a bunch of heatherpaedo spam as 'gimmicks' and went on an absolute melty when people called him out
remember when trump was the "no more foreign wars" president
heathernonce's metldown has entered code red
>>218368819read this post out loud in your smelly bedroom and think about how mentally ill it sounds
mental how much better new england is compared to the rest of america
my sunset come... so early? late so early? oh, the fates laugh!
>>218368819i.e. it's all heathermong
>>218368834remember when he almost started a war in iran during his first term but was rescued by covid
I dont think the neoliberal teeth gimmick is funny>y-you're seething!!No I dont think its funny and its forced>M-MELTY!!
FREE SCOTLAND FROM ENGLISH RULE
>>218368819imagine reading this post to a victorian child
look i just dont think its funny>YOU'RE HEATHERPEDO!!
I killed Orson Welles
>>218368917iggy pop??
>>218368915alri, alcoholism
>>218368860You had quite the melty over it, you can't pretend it didn't happenhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215895978/#215896309https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215453219/#215453776
poo!!!!!!
The filmography of Lars von Trier
>>218368860scream
>>218368963unironically not me. But in your demented mind, anybody that doesn't like your shit tier reddit gimmicks is le mousey hetaherpedo spaki 190 schizo dollhouse character. You're just mindbroken
The boobies of Kirsten Dunst
>>218368891neoliberal teeth wasn't even funny until you shat yourself over it in a tantrum
>the mong who constantly seethes about my shit gimmick>two posts in October 2025>one post in January 2026Somebody is sensitive lmao
>>218368735>but last time he was iranianAre you stupid? Iranians are Muslims you dense twat>>218368754It's not, why are you so autistic that you can't comprehend that things actually happen?
>>218369031Someone called you unfunny three months ago and you're having an autistic meltdown over it lmfao
>>218369022in Interview with the Vampire
>>218369032You are genuinely schizophrenicGo outside instead of spending your time getting offended because of a joke about your teeth
threads taken a bit of a schizoid turn
i'm going to queue for a dota game now so i'd just like to say i love israel
>>218369063You just linked the archive to two posts from three months ago. Imagine being so sensitive and angry about this you remember such a throwaway post that long ago. I think its you that needs to go outside and start enjoying life
>>218368750they're the bottom 95%
>>218369049you literally brought it up unprompted and are still accusing random anons including me of being behind it you weirdo
state of these youtube ads, children are presumably now seeing tentacle rape porn as soon as they open the app
>>218369123thats you done mate, pretend to be other people as much as you want, you're the sperg having a meltdown over someone calling you unfunny
idubbbz... now there's a fall from grace...
>>218369111I accept your concession.
>>218369162thats you done
>>218369161100% deserved
>>218369047freak lmao
>>218369022Id like to have sex with Kirsten Dunst.
>>218369164I accept your concession.
>no no NO thats you DONE, the discussion is DONEbizarre
>>218369193I'll call you unfunny again in three months time and you can post the archive again and have another melty over it. I'm in your head
about to conceed to a bacon egg sandwich
>>218369226bizarre post xD
>ur a schizo freak>>no ur a schizo freak>>>no ur a schizo freak>>>>no ur a schizo freak>>>>>no ur a schizo freak>>>>>>no ur a schizo freak>>>>>>>no ur a schizo freakalright think we can pack it in, evidently you're both massively tragic losers
ok /brit/ i'll be back in a few hours when the schizos have left x
big angry
>>218369249wow so insightful you're so above it all, the truth is somewhere in between lets get the adults in the room
>>218369230I accept your concession. Have a nice Sunday! :)
>>218369266Thats you done son
Might stop coming here for a few days
>>218369161used to watch his stuff in 2014-2018, what happened?
I'm considering ordering a takeaway delivery for tea tonight. It's a special occasion. Maybe a pizza or curry.
got clair obscure on the piss5 installed but afraid of launching itsaw the game awards thing and didn't expect the feels
>>218369318'kiza?
>>218369311his wife turned him into a self hating leftypol freakmany such cases
been watching the same camgirl for half a decade
>>218369389bet its missalice
>>218369356Yh x
any time i post something particularly slaggy that I've heard from women irl you get at least one weird annoying virgin insect acting like I've said something impossible, inconceivable
paki pizza is the real national dish
>>218369356whats a 'kiza?
>>218369450Good to see you're not having a meltdown over it
The Australian One Nation party is currently undergoing a rise in the polls quite like our own Reform. Two most recent polls have them at 23 and 21%, they got just 6% in the most recent federal election
got into a heated turk vs kurd debate again while being fully descended from english peasants award
>>218369385lmao whatAre we talking about the same dude that also made videos defending his use of the phrase nigger faggot?
>>218369510>dudeFOY
>>218369460then britain is truly dead
>>218369556nope
>>218369613the queen of the umbunnies
>>218369628They wouldn't get away with making that movie today.
>>218369311he's unironically getting abused by his pornstar wife and has now been isolated from all of his friends (he missed his best friends wedding because his wife wanted to get a tattoo on the same day). now he sits a basement spouting leftypol shit.
>>218369613mad how fit she is
about to devour a pear
Wanna know why santas sack is so big...he only comes once a year
>>218369510yeahapparently he didnt mean it and was always a lefty satirist but also he's very very sorry
>>218369478It would be good if boring insect virgin freaks like you would stop overusing words like meltdown whenever someone says something about your freak behaviour
>>218369767what's mrs claus doing all year then
Tired
glod
Had a shower. Nice and clean. Ready to meet the world. A clue gained.
>>218369866where are you off to
>>218369846not bed time yet
eating instant noodles
stacy looking over rorke's shoulder, seeing that he has an untrimmed cooking cake, then getting the ick
>>218369899Nowhere lol
eating delayed noodles
>eating instant noodles
instant noodle? sounds like me when seeing BREASTS!
>>218369711Just read up on what happened to him and HOLY FUCK how do you go from being a funny guy on youtube to living in your wife's mom's basement>>218369795I mean he was edgy but he never publicly spouted any right wing opinions, did he?Always thought of him as very non-political.>Those tattoosDid he just show up and said "cover my whole body in small ugly scribbles that don't fit together"?
>>218369963>>218369963
>>218369961*screams and hoots*
