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Kek based edish
I really want a black GF
My grampa got drafted into the army and was in Saigon in 1968 for the Tet offensive
>>218369275Come over here and get one then.
>>218369214Based
it's mighty cold outside
Canadian boys are either getting out of their warm bed and they have a warm butt from their pajamas and blankets or they are getting out of the shower and they have a clean soapy butt. Either way I can't lose
>>218369214I don't love any of you, though
>>218369333What's wrong with you
>>218369374Yes you do faggot we're practically married.
>>218369333>clean soapy buttdoubtful, honestly
I feel love for some of you, but lust for all of you
>>218369275Go visit some refugee camps.
>>218369302 President Trump will turn me away
What are you doing this Sunday?
>>218369396I'm a straight man and I'm attracted to femininity>>218369407I'm talking about white Anglo Canadians that more often than not have pale, clear, jiggly butts. It wintery areas boys are taught to moisturize with lotion so they always have soft girly butts.
>>218369301 There's no way I would fight for this shithole. I love my country and people but I ain't dying for a government that hates me.
>>218369275go away from Europe and never come back then
Viva mehiko, guey
I need a bitch who wears scuffed up vans
The IDF would play babies crying on speakers to lure out Palestinians. Talk about demonic.
>>218369429You could try Brazil?
>>218369563You see war crimes, I see 200 IQ Ashkenazi intelligence at work
>>218369575 >mfw I lived in Brazil for my dad's work when I was too young to care about women
>>218369548describe french boy butts to us. what do they smell like? what do they look like?
back from church
>>218369548 After you muhammad >>218369563 Where's the proof?
had this sinking feeling today buds
>>218369448reading some history fun facts book. it's a birthday present from my cousin. it's pretty good
>>218369851 Oh shit. Flag changed.
>>218369695how was it? what was the homily/sermon on?
>ooohh down by the bus stop, early in the morning>see the little Punjabis bumrushing the door>inhale nice and deeply before you tap your Presto!>PEE PEE>POO POO>off we goooooooooooooooooooo
>>218369868i connected to the wi-fi
Grok told me that 80-90% of sex is mid and forgettable and that the really good nuts are a small minority
Chickens are so based. Tasty meat, delicious colorful eggs, feathers, fertilizer, stock, blood sports, and they're funny lookin' guys too. Thank you SEAsians for the gift of chickens God bless.
>>218370149Chicken breasts are one of the worst meats. Zero taste without flavoring
i’m a stan getz kind of guy
>>218369910SAAR I MUST ENTER
>>218370196why are you on a vpn?
>>218370173Good thing they have thighs then huh retard. I didn't even mention all the silly little idioms involving chickens in every language.
>>218370243Thighs are still not particularly flavorful compared to any other type of meat
>Thighs are still not particularly flavorful compared to any other type of meat
I accept your concession
>I accept your concession
>>218370386why do you have ts saved on your computer
i dont want to go to the supermarket. can i use margarine instead of butter to bake cookies?
>>218370399>why do you have ts saved on your computer Wanna know?
>>218370435>margarinepoor pipo shit
>>218370437i have seen the real life version of this and it's much worse
i am lower middle class i think
>>218370499if western media had any balls they'd send undercover reporters into the masjids with bodycams
>>218370499 Is your mom ok?
>However, male turkeys (toms) are known to display aggressive or sexual behaviors toward a wide range of objects, including inanimate items like plastic milk jugs or boots, and sometimes other species or same-sex birds, though this is not considered true homosexual behavior but rather a result of indiscriminate mating displays driven by instinct and frustration.
>>218370554not my mother. it was posted on /int/
Are you guys hype for the dragon ball movie
While same-sex behavior is documented in over 1,500 animal species, humans appear to be the only species that displays homophobia or active prejudice against it.
Nobody likes Greeks
>>218370544luckyI grew up lower middle class, but that isn't even a category in this country anymoreyou're poor or you're rich or you're pretending to be rich (statistically the most likely of the 3, picrel)
I grew up upper middle class and my parents are worth around 5 million dollars combined
>>218370130sex is the most overrated thing like ever
>>218370647my family is basically white trash so we've only gotten poorer since i've been borni guess they were counting on me to grow up and become more successful than my parents but, i'm retarded
There's a natural order and homosexuality isn't part of it, so there's an innate disgust among normal people for fags
>>218370173>Zero taste without flavoringso like every other meat?
>>218370627 >Humans are the smartest and most innovative species >they're the only ones to display homophobia Is this supposed to be a dunk?
>>218370682Have you had it?
>>218370627humans are also the only spieces that uses iphone so what
>>218370771wtf
>>21837073410+ times. jerking off is more enjoyable than most sexes i had
>sex is overrated>also everybody is trying to have it all the timemake that make sense
>>218370682kissing is overrated tooit's nice in that yeah pretty girl right here, pleasant smell, lip gloss, etc.but the actual sensation of lips coming together is a lot of nothing, it just feels like rubber, even if the girl is really cutemaybe i'm just retarded but the actual act of kissing is not pleasurable at all to me
>>218370827not me
I'm going to start carrying a handkerchief and butterscotch candies in my jacket pockets
>>218370827something something o algo o algo
>>218370700Homosexuals have higher average IQs and not every member of a species has to be reproductive for numbers to increase dumbass.
>>218370682>>218370844 I wouldn't know 'cause virgin, but it doesn't seem normal to feel this way
>>218370627based humans
Sex is pretty great, but being around women is not worth it
>>218370869>every member of a species has to be reproductive for numbers to increaseThat utterly irrelevant. Homosexuality is outside the natural order and is a corruption of the sexual act. That's why nothing comes from homosexuality except disease and death. Nature itself is telling you it's wrong.
Cut my finger on one hand chopping onions and scrapped the skin off on the other plunging my toilet. Fuck my incel chud life
This nigga choppin onions
>>218370941did you cry like a bitch?
>that one guy
>>218370923I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know but it doesn't seem worth the effort that you have to go through. If I was a Chad who was approached by women then sure but idk. Most men in relationships don't even have sex that frequently from what I understand. Twice a week would be considered above average
>>218370869>Homosexuals have higher average IQs They say this about serial killers too, so what? >not every member of a species has to be reproductive for numbers to increase dumbass. It's not about that. Homosexual 'sex' causes bodily harm to homosexuals and spawns disease. It's evil.
i just rip onions apart with my bare hands desu
>>218370992No, I don't even remember the last time I cried
Politics is just kino for my entertainment
>>218370898fair, i mean i'm single with no prospects on the horizon over here so i'm not flexingdon't get me wrong, there are nice things about kissing, but the actual act of smooshing lips together and putting tongues in mouths just does nothing for mecaressing/cuddling and even holding hands does way more for me than kissing, idk, the simple physical closeness is a lot more pleasurable for me than lip action
>>218371071 I cry at sad movies sometimes
titanic made me cry
>>218371007Relationships are better than playing the field, but it's all pretty bad. A woman just wears you down over time>Most men in relationships don't even have sex that frequently from what I understand.Totally depends. In my few relationships, it was basically a nightly routine, but it's still not worth it
>>218370898>>218371097and just to add, the presence of teeth just makes french kissing weird and kind of unpleasant for me, maybe it's the autismus but I don't really enjoy scraping my tongue over another person's fillings
>>218371122Well yeah. My point is that unless you can get it easily and without much investment then it's not really worth bothering. And most men can't get sex easily
i don't want cooties, thx
Why do the packers suck so fucking much?
life is just a self-replicating function of the universe (point of life is to reproduce more of itself) but what is the point of consciousness
I'm sorry I couldn't afford your operation dogberg. I miss you
Ok but like why though?
>>218371020dont' reply to briankin
>>218371219>but what is the point of consciousnessAn abberation unique to human evolution
>>218371097>smooshing lips together and putting tongues in mouths That's my fetish. I try to find porn with amateur kissing in it but it's rare. I don't know I feel like kissing a pretty girl while you are inside here is prob peak life.
why do straights think anal sex is the only way for gays to get off. what do you think lesbians do
>>218371286>what do you think lesbians dobeat themselves
can trump end the ukraine war already
>>218371286>what do you think lesbians doAct aggressively male and become majorly insufferable
>>218371286if they didn't almost all partake in it maybe it would be different. But they do
>>218371306Neither Ukraine nor Russia seem like they want to end it
>>218371244i mean it looks hot af and most people love it so i'm probably just retardedi kissed this Polish thot I was dating a few years ago under the statue of Alexander in Thessaloniki and honestly that was pretty pleassantlive in accordance with the precepts of kek and inshallah you will trade spit with a cute thottie, anon
>>218371160my point is that even if you have pussy on tap it's still not worth itI fucking hate women
>>218371306Don't worry Mark Carney is about to make a deal on the Ukraine war
>>218371298Get shot
Too soon?
>>218371286 >2 men can't even have penetrative sex (normal sex) because it's harmful to them That's nature literally telling you don't do it. Oral sex isn't real sex.
>>218371430>Oral sex isn't real sex.so it isn't gay to suck cock?
>>218371286erotic livejournal posting sessions, tattoo and piercing play?
I had a teacher in high school who divorced her husband (which she had a 3 year old kid with) to marry a woman
>>218371439 Isn't it gay to kiss a dude? Does that mean kissing is sex now?
thought adderall was supposed to snuff out your sex drive but it has only made hornier
Why do they call it penetrative sex anyways? The hole was already there, you're not really penetrating anything. Unless she has a hymen?
momberg is complaining again
>>218369275Trans?
hugged momberg
i am bad faith posting both sides of the argument on renee on /pol/ right now
How did kissing even become a thing?>yah, let’s just put our dirty mouths together
>>218371498because it meets the definition of "penetrate."you could have just looked up the word in a dictionary to save yourself this small amount of embarrassment.
>>218371492>gay to kiss a dudeDon't meds traditionally greet close friends or family with a light kiss? Is that gay? I know they do it less now because of Anglo-American ProtestantCHAD influence
>>218371562I don't even enjoy baiting on that board, most people there are legitimately deranged
>>218371568i dont get it
>>218369275>>218371528come out ye black and trans
There was a newspaper article in my dream last night that said 450 people died at a university. I’m not sure why that was there.
>>218371581 I didn't mean kissing on the cheek as a greeting. Stop being autistic
>>218371623What's life like in Greek? You eat gyros a lot?
yoghurt for lunch
>>218371610
>>218371568my version of this webm is that kid with the fedora in the bowler hat who asks out a girl by doing a dance routine for her in front of her whole class
*life like in Greece lmao I'm a fucking dumbass
>>218371620glowies are trying to get you to take action
>>218371642i do not understand this video as well.
>>218371633 I'm the least Greek Greek you'll ever meet. I prefer pizza over gyros and foreign cuisines over the Greek cuisine. Greek salad is great though.
>>218371642butterface on the right
>>218371703are you even greek?
>>218371327im gay and i never did anal. did you know some hetero couples do anal? is that wrong or is it okay because uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmm....
>>218371642me on the left
>>218371672
>>218371610>a coldcel with culturei believe again
MADURO LOST AND IRAN IS COLLAPSING AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>>218371704both are butterface DESU
>>218371726 I am and unfortunately I live in Greece too
>>218371745how many more weeks til iran collapses
>>218371704>>218371750Fact check butterface implies they have appealing bodies
Dudes if you could see the shit I just took
>>218371745
>>218371768you should rename your cunt to greekland
>>218371745Oh boy, it's the biweekly "Iran is collapsing" post from a totally non-Jewish person again.
>>218371737
>>218371703Greece looked poor compared to Canada but nonetheless much more peaceful and pleasant than where I live over hereThe food was better and actually affordable and i didn't see one pajeetI have EU citizenship so I would move there tomorrow if I wasn't illiterate in Greek (does kyrie eleison count) and I could find a job
>>218371642Am I the only one who finds collarbones highly arousing on a woman? Or am I a freak?
>>218371745How about St Nicholas MaEURO and he’s White Santa
>>218371812
>>218371797their bodies are numbingly average
>Oh boy, it's the biweekly "Iran is collapsing" post from a totally non-Jewish person again.
>>218371828Isn’t it just a tell for not being fat
>>218371768I have a buddy from PiraeusHe was so fucking miserable in Britain lmao. I can't imagine going from a Mediterranean climate to a rainy island in the North Atlantic
>>218371832
Sold one of my things on Ebay and hoping someone buys the other thing before 4 so I can get them both to the UPS store today (award)
Just called in a harrier airstrike on the terlit
>>218371827>I have EU citizenshippolish anon?
why is the greek spamming retarded webums?
>>218371867
Republicans be like this country's women aren't whores and are religious bombing begins in 5 minutes
>>218371810idc really, they're kind of all the same to mebut what I can say about the situation is that if I can be guaranteed (in writing, properly witnessed and notarised) that even two or three of my 72 virgins in Jannah will be Persian thotties in crop tops, I will convert to islam tomorrow
>>218371827How about irie eleision wag1 bombaklat battyman
Wouldn't a Zoroastrian revival in Iran be even more chuddy than the Islamists
>>218371900
Only bonesmashing could redeem my worthless incel face
>>218371927Yes, you're talking to the resident third world simp in this general
If I ever open a candle shop I'm going to have one called "Canadian Boy Butt" and it will smell like freshly laundered linen, cherry tobacco, maple syrup, baking spices, amber and a touch of musk to make things interesting. Canadian boy butts drive me nuts!
>>218371933Me on the left
>>218371936how hard was it to just be born with aesthetic genes? you didnt put in the damn work, inkwell.
>>218371933>>218371957me on the right
>>218371939I can't really see a big religious revival movement happening this century outside of Africa thoughIt would be way too LARPish for anyone to take seriously
>>218371878shitalo-canadian, one emgirant grandparent got italian citizenship back in the 80s alhamdulillah, so i inherited it when i was born>>218371925back, get back to the Jane-Finch containment zone, bredrin
Remember when the FBI pounded on Egg White's door and demanded to know where the next incel attack would be and he had to convince them he's just a guy on the internetThat's what leftoids goin thru rn
>>218371827>>218371866 I accept that I'm in the minority amongst Greeks in wanting to leave the country. Some Greeks want to flee for economic reasons but don't click here. If I had the choice I would move to an Anglosphere country. And I don't really care about the climate or cloudy weather. Maybe I would have my mind changed If I experienced it every day idk.
>>218371933disturbingly erotic to this furry-hater
>>218371933
>>218371933Did AOC really get milked on the Capitol lawn
watched the 1978 version of Dawn of the Dead yesterdaydo people seriously consider this one of the best of movies of all time? awkward acting and dialogue, terrible sound mixing, lame action scenes and special effects. some of the zombies don't even have makeup.
>>218372035 i don't click here*
>>218372022Are you trying to make an “Antifa isn’t a real organization” argument? They operate in cells, and all it takes is two people planning a crime for conspiracy charges.
>>218372035I feel you bro. If I ever make it big, I'll make a fake job opening in my company to sponsor your visa
>>218372113That would make it an extremist ideology not an organization
>>218372133 thanks
>>218372133stay in /brit/
>>218372143>Al-Qaeda isn’t real bro. They’re just terror cells that coordinate with each other, not a single structureDumb
>>218372022RUNNIN THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE IM ALEK MINASSIAN
>>218371828Its decent to look at I guess
>you aren’t real bro your body is just a cluster of cells that coordinate with each other
Make me American and I will vote republican every election
imagine if humans had udders like cows that squirted milk
if my post ends in non-repeating digits then i will go outside todaycarpe pee-um or some shit
>well now that i told that degenerate evil FAG off its back to gooning alone to jav for eight hours deus vult
>>218372189stay on /lgbt/
>>218372190>coordinate with each other,Then it's an organization, what is so cellular about it? You made it sound like they were completely disconnected groups only connected by shared ideology
>>218372268Make me
>>218372273It’s like the distinction between the Sicilian Mafia and Neapolitan Camorra
>>218372246they do tho
imagine the type of loser you have to be. you're brown and bri'ish and you pretend to be american to fit into some american general. LMAOOOOOO
Lunch today is chicken, sweet corn, green beans, and onion
>>218372246>>218372325Imagine if women laid eggs (they do)
>>218371828a lot of grils like seeing lads' collarbones, so not too surprisingthey get weirdly specific about bone structures and facial features though, whereas most guys i know (and me) are just like "i like it when she pretty"
>>218372332I am an Old Stock American
>>218371972I’m gonna /cum/
>>218372247>carpe pee-umgo get that pee saar
>>218372356Would people still have dogs as pets if dogs laid eggs?
Am a twink and my collarbone is showing
>>218372293why I oughta...
you can buy realistic passport props on ebay for a few dollars. means nothing
>>218372403Immodest
Is it true that ideas fade out faster than words?
>>218372387FK furiously cranking his hog to this image
>>218372430okay let me find my social security card and 3 pieces of mail to my american address
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjJ5ord5K0Watching this over and over again
Anyone playing the Pathways visual novel
>>218371806this but serbia should change it's name to serbland(srpska in serbian) and annex the serb areas of b&h
>>218372387@grok put this namefag in a bikini
>>218371806It’s Hellas doebeit
its not just the collarbone for me. its the way the sternocleidomastoid connects to both the jugular notch AND the clavical. its the way the minor pectoralis muscles connect from the clavicle to the deltoid muscles and how those muscles strain when a woman shows her armpits. its the way a necklace follows the contour lines of the clavicle, underlining its form.
me like when she pretty
me likey gay sex
>>218372587love that crying emoji
>>218372564just nutted to this
>>218372564I’ve noticed that women with a weak philtrum seem to have a notably more difficult time achieving an orgasm, which seems to make them crazy due to psychosexual problems. While it’s mainly known as an indicator of fetal alcohol syndrome, it can also indicate issues related to sexual hormones in the womb.
i'm too constipated to care about women
a good scratch on a particularly itchy asshole is as pleasurable as sex
>>218372666you never had sex bro
>>218371951i've been letting myself go a bit lately and this is unironically motivating me to get off my Canadian boy butt and make this strange misconception true
>>218372723that's a good thing because no woman will ever care about you
>>218372739>Schizojeet has FASoh no no hahaha
>>218372464you don't have any of that because you're a brown bri'ish larping as american to try and 'fit in'
my haters are my motivators
>>218372809 You just know Candace wanted to sleep with Charlie. JBW is law.
my haters gonna hate hate hate
This chicken sucks and the beans are way too salty, sorry everyone
>>218372387cover those up, you shameless strumpet
>>218372809We are Kanye West, we carry the whippetWe'll fight for the Hitler, we'll Nigga Heil his name
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>>218372902yeah I told you chicken sucks lil nig but you didn't believe me
>>218372937ew
>>218372952It's better than that gay excuse of a meme flag your country has
>>218372952[Current Thing] aside, surely you think the Lion is a better flag symbol than the current one? Lions are almost universally cool.
>>218372952Musnad Ahmad considers the al-Zutt hadith sahih (sound chain of narration)
>>218372744I recommend using a lactic acid exfoliating moisturizer like AmLactin 12% every day after you get out of the shower. Use a gentle body wash that's unscented as well to clear up your skin. Wash your bed sheets and pillow cases often. I've recommended this same routine to a Canadian boy from Saskatchewan and he's showed me before and after pics. His butt is so clear and smooth it looks better than my gf in high school. Use unscented products and your natural Canadian boy scent will come through (usually notes of dark maple syrup, nutmeg, dark jammy fruits like plum, fig and blackberry) I've noticed Canadian boys smell different depending on the province
just read a low quality post
simply add the lion
nothing wrong with the leaf
>>218373056Angry onion flag
this is the only flag i salute fyi
>>218373049but you still decided to post it anyway.
The Pope should just declare a crusade for the entire Middle East and set up Outremer like in my map painting simulators
>>218370213damn, we should import as many of these people as possible.
>>218373086For me?
the pope should declare a crusade on your bussy
>>218371951gross
My material success is evidence of my own sanityTherefore the endless supply of people with which I am not compatible but whom materially struggle are insane and I am sane and that's simply all there is to it
still shaken from my last goon sesh
i am extremely mentally ill. i'm afraid i will go insane and end up in the nuthouse again
>>218373265keep your head up king you'll get through this like you always do
>>218373064We'in el-Gretzky narrated upon the authority of J'ian eh-MacDonald:"he/she/zhey who eats his/her/zher maple-flavoured foodstuffs, begs pardon when bumped into by someone else and sings the prescribed trudeaumas carols in key need never fear the day of the rake">al-Kar'ni 69420 (sahih, sound chain of narration, eh)
>>218373265You're fine
>>218373265You should go to Ukraine and LEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEENNNKIIIINS and try to solo Russia
What if you're gay and want to become Christian? Is celibacy enough or are you doomed no matter what?
>>218373265keep attentionwhoring on 4chan I'm sure that will improve your situation
>>218373317confess and you will be saved
>>218373317side B, anonthere's a big community on socials, like half of the deus vult tradcat internet is made up of rabid side Bs
*disrobes*
>>218373415spread those cheeks for me
>>218369333>>218373440sameburger?
>>218373440yes daddy
>>218373468no
*barfs*
>>218373195What's gross about a clean, feminine butt? Unless you're gay?
lamborburger
>>218373489>67 postingnamefag is a 12 year-old, wow, you don't say
67
i would anal a girl
Two frosted donuts at work, maybe 500 each Two of those little chicken sliders from Walmart, probably 500 total or lessTwo slices of pizza maybe 400 each One meatloaf compleat another 3002600 caloriesDoes that sound accurate
>>218373615No girl wants you to give her anal
>>218373615you're gonna get shit on your dick and in your peehole
>>218373563>12imagine 12 + 55
momberg complaining i dont listen. should've told her i got it from her
Little creatures bite my legs at night and make them itch all day
>>218373615you do realise that's where the poop comes from, right?
i got it from my mama
>>218373651Respect your mother.
I know this 40 year old virgin who has over 30,000 hours in World of Warcraft
NEW BAKE >>218373673>>218373673>>218373673
>>218373675Make the new thread
anal is hot idk
>>218373720its unironically cleaner than a vagina.
the golden pimp throne with the blankie
>>218370437Wtf is going on here
>>218369214Ok
