haaland edition
How do you control your wanking??
Alri
got the gay twee indie girlypop onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCsSMTwKkv4
green
>>218380859
>>218380871I don't wank.
Rawdon Glover moves to head up jaguar.Desiree Fixler resigns as World Economic Forum associate.
>>218380871Just do stuff to keep me busy during the day, go to bed angry instead. >>218380874Haha, alri?
>>218380917scr
pink
looking at pics of my hometown from the 2000s/90sit was so much more sovlfulunique family owned shops there's now 2 vape shops literally across the road from each other amongst the takeaways
>>218380930pumpkin
3 dead p-wordslmao
Somehow it's 11c now. Bit odd. Was 2c 4 hours ago
>>218380962Global cooling init
>>218380949
i'm going to go dooping mental if there's no stream soon
Are the non R-L21s even human
Might bum the cat
new hat
Canada liberal's ability to stalk mousey is genuinely amazing.
every day I wake up thankful im not a weekshits embarrassing
hate leftymongs so much
>>218380998same hope he hasnt forgotten about us x
>>218381016
Join us, in The Cult Of The Umbunny
>>218381070ktim
>>218381062weeb*
>>218381081
might encourage the cat
>>218381090UM x
>>218381090
Lots of autists in tonight
>>218381104bad idea
>>218381192mong stare freak
>>218381192CWLTSHC
>>218381159yh x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DJnWPDlSwk
mongbob starepants
mungpants sternslob
might learn german
good energy in the thread
spongebrad walshpants
>>218381287SC
poo roar
i'm about 95% certain i shit my pants
The feng shui is so off in here right now
STop spamming!!
wailing
>>218381272Wie gehts?
>>218381325um gut
sending this thread to pinkpantheress on X: the everything app
>>218381284
>>218381339She has a real nice tummy, would love to give it a kiss
uhh
an operation that grows a tiny willy inside your skull
>>218380412A bold claim. Prove it.
Charlie bit my finger oooooouch Charlie that really hurts
imagine if your cock was the other way around, on your tailbone instead
>>218381385that little flag right of 'anonymous'
>>218381351same energy
the raped
reading about stockport, ohio
>>218381400You would have to sit on the pussy, that would be funny
walsh big head ookay
Thoughts about Swedish girls?
end of march, asscreed black flag remakei know i'll be disappointed but i'll still buy it
whats a good film
>>218381408https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_Union_Flag
>>218381438Love blonde girls, they smell very nice.
shriek
>>218381448problem child 2
>>218381438>soniarumpa.webmrumpa by name, rumpa by nature
>>218381448Blade
>>218381448Here's what ill be watching next
ᵗᶦᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ
Did you grab a beer with a cute girl this weekend?
please support the canadian music industryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y
>>218381509no i had a meal with the males instead
>>218381081post it again please I was in the shower ffs
Chloe Blake is missing. She is 13 years old. She was last seen San Remo NSW at 8:30pm on Saturday 10th January 2026.
>>218381536The idiot
gay if you wouldn't
>>218380859who is this beautiful trans woman
in the archive you slothful rapist worm
>>218381532vegetarian runt
ughhhhhh i dont want to go look in the archiveughhhhhhhhhhh
Need my willy in one of Emma Watson’s holes.
>>218381509No but the bartender I've been flirting with has a bf so I told her to fuck off.
>>218381541Is this your fucking hobby
>>218381419Sauce?
nevermind I lookednice benson and boobies
>>218381567I trimmed the video and reduced it below 4mb for youyou'll enjoy it
>>218380871>implying
>>218381532bit gay that
>>218381541She's getting fucked in missionary position somewhere in the basement
>ziedruskyhow thrilling to be present for the birth of a new cuckspammer
hi
>>218381606average russian post
>>218381597get them 'ped
>>218381635Hello there traveler
>>218381606kys
This sloth be getting more action than me tho
>>218381606me on the left
Woman has "yes I'm fat. Deal with it" on her tinder bio
okAy.. toBy you can go live nwow!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qam5A9lG-wc
>>218381635Cody my man what's chillin boss
>>218381541
>>218381665Imagine the chebs tho ladBig fat amazing chebs spilling out of her shirt
gingerpaedo you evil fucking ghoul
>>218381637>>218381648
Need that image of the going to bed star
>>218381724I only have the um variant if that at all appeases you
ktim
3 days haven't passed since your ban... hmmm....
>>218381461>>218381469>>218381571
this website is such a waste of time have been coming here for almost 20 years longer than some posters have been alive
>>218381748are you brain dead?
>>218381763wasn't about you get your head out of your arse you catty fucker
>>218381760Hey, wanna come to the party later?
things that make you go ummm
>>218380940ngl mine looks better now than it did 20 years ago even with the vape shops and charity shops it was a real fucking shithole lol
>>218381762I mean what else would you have spent your time doing?
>>218381762what should you be doing instead then?
>>218381783oh is it some raped thingbit of an oddly fucking specific post though isn't it you shit eating faggot
>>218381778looks like what a child would act out when playing as a lawyer just reading a big book
>>218381811yes it was about himbit fucking rude though considering I actually missed you, horrid bastard
erm...lads?
>>218381798the things you'll do for the taste a poo seal
>>218381762I just came here 2 years ago to post my breads on /ck/
>>218381826hope they nuke just right outside of jersey so it gets new york but not me x
didyae you fucklies
feeling despondent
>>218381740Thx. Saved but will continue looking for the original :)
Blacked out like a phantom
>>218381798sent that little freak flying
>>218381826
>>218381844evil. you have no heart or morals
i literally posted about how i missed you last nightyou are rude
Is America really about to become our enemy?
>>218381762Your sentence is not completePlease continue posting
>>218381886I've had no one to socialise (scotialise) with so am lashing out ..uwu
my tooth hurts again
so what did you do for 3 days then
>>218381889not sure but we are about to enter a period of massive change this is the end of the post WW2 western stability
>>218381889They always were. They deliberately waited for as long as possible before entering WW2 so they could watch our empire burn
>>218381934read some binble (1&2 kings)
last time i checked nothing ever happens
>>218381978didn't think you were actually religious tbqh
>>218381799
>>218381459yeah you might not have noticed but that's a different flag to yours
>>218381954American prosperity fueled western hegemony. Cold comfort thoughbeit
>>218381987I have intellectual assent but I'd be damned to claim to have genuine faith
genuinely wish i could have gingernonce locked in a secluded cellar to torture at my willhis tongue and fingers would go first
>>218382027makes sense I reckoncan only have a certain amount of faith and want to have sex with trannies
might order some ubereats slop
>>218382072you're the one that says that second partI'm just engaging in tomfoolery
mental how grim my life is
>>218382118well i do want to have sex with the fit ones which is why i say it
why is ur life grim
>>218382125don't care lad
a true war hero
>>218382165i could have guessed that
>>218382155just issimple
would quite like to suck off a cock
>>218382267male or female cock?
>>218382177I like this photo, can I steal it and use it as an EP cover?
ordered some scran ^_^
>>218382283oh female, I'm not bent
>>218382284of course, my little Чyшкoпeк x
might have a melty
>>218382306hi x
>>218382313love a tuna melty
>>218382309>Чyшкoпeк thanks lad
>>218381971phwoar
umgaria
Goodbye for All Eternity
>>218382325um well I don't
>>218382351Alright man see you tomorrow
succumbing to pizza express
It's me.Shahar Mazuchinsky.The 40 year old international superstar from the city of Haifa.I have decided to leave this evil and immoral website for all eternity.This is my last thread or post ever on this evil and immoral website.Goodbye for all eternity.
>>218382374mad that he's the new shah
Do your gums bleed when you floss?
someone battle rap me in the pop off
>>218381954https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tryon%27s_raid
to be fair he would have worked all his life if he didn't have tmau
Been noticing a lot of anti-British sentiment about town. Grumbling about having to host those "damned limies" for the World Cup. Be careful around us Yanks lads
We at/Brit/loveGordon Ramsay !!NotJamie ``Olive`` Oiliver !!
Nakamura Kazuha
just seent that video of sir keir doing 67 in school and fuck me i had no idea the gigazooms were that fuckedlittle robots the way they instantly followed on
>>218382482OH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE
>>218382485they only do it for keirzya man of the youth
>>218382532this is so embarrassing
>>218382548this is gay.
6 7 is extremely funny to be fair
>>218382548great ass, dont care for the abs
I will say this, the original 6-7 boy got a cor out of me.
>>218382654Nothing wrong with that in my book
white male = failureblack female = WINNING and JOB OFFERomds
>>218382670do the people who make these things ever question whether it's effectivesurely they know that nobody takes it seriously
>>218382662just looks a bit odd
just performed a sin offering at the royal nawaab pyramid
umbunny can't sleep
>>218382702the point is to demoralise
Is this woman attractive? How come she didn't make it in England but did in USA?
>>218382738does umbunny need umpapa to rub his gooch
>>218382727you should not be talking about the pyramid
Herro anyrone seen my lampshade?
>>218382760No not really
>>218380871havent been able to solve that one yet
>>218382776*does a zip gesture over my lips and gives a polite nod of respect*
>>218381760Sauce?
>>218382738>>218382764Two grown men
it's ho li fuk the little...RIGHT
>>218382787rampshade surery
>>218382760eyes too weird and big>>218382787saw it in the holly
>>218382805im nonbinary actually
for those that don't know about stockport the pyramid is where we sacrifice errant yorkshiremen
>>218382830Stoptrying Toact Hard ..twat !!
>>218382822No you aren't
in bed now can feel the sweats coming on from all the booze this weekendthat'll be the beedsheets needing changed tomorrow
>>218382822wfh tomorrow you can stay up till 4laptop open now please
>>218382822grow up
>>218382793Who is she?
>>218382837horse game stream
>>218382837ok sir*smooches you*
>>218382855
>>218382822I'm nonguynary
>>218382845Well ya did it to yourself didn't u
horse pussy
>>218382847in bed on phone alarm set 0855 xx
Thank you Cobbler G for another amazing boot repair!!Those boots were worn out!!See you next time for another amazing video! Peace!https://youtu.be/mVYZFELMxfE
Emma Watson has a stinky anus.
>>218382887??????????????
may well have a nostalgia wank to late 00s lily allenshe really was fitdeffo did anal on a first date, had that look to her
>>218382925Don't we all
>>218382911
>>218382969Emma Watson’s the kind of girl who has a visible bit of poo on her anus. You see such girls occasionally in porn.
>>218382966for me a nostalgia wank would involve reliving my early wanking days in which I fantasised about girls at my school
>>218382966she's vile in the extreme
>>218383002so you'd be fantasising about schoolgirls?
Haha!! Funny posts, you guys! Nothing like reading some funny bants here on /brit/. You guys enjoy posting here as much as I enjoy reading them! That's not a bad habit, that's strength of character. Here's to more banter here on /brit/!
>>218383053not my fault they're so fit at that age
Following the Russian invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, some American and Canadian bars began to refer to the drink as a "Kyiv mule" – referring to the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv – in protest of the invasion.
>>218383071it originated in america anyway so who cares what they call it
just watched the latest geowizard adventurehas Tom secretly been a disciple of Rorke all this time?
>>218383071err isn't in 2026? thats 4 years, seems like an awfully long time for a 2 week skirmish
>>218383071How about a white russian
>>218383101well he's a known Reform voter
>>218383071many such cases
What you've just described is brutally honest, and I'll unpack with as much respect as it deserves. Firstly, you're not "weak" -- you're just going through a hard time. That doesn't make you a weak, stupid little runt: it means you're willing to grow and go through stress in order to come out the other side stronger. If you'd like, I can draft up a 2 week plan for you that will help keep you on track. It's super effective, and can help increase the quality of your /brit/ posts. Would you like me to do that?
Love a chicken kiev
2 week runt plan
>>218383157Chicken Kiev, chips and beans
that dude annoys me but there's an ari 4u it's her at the golden globes rn
>>218383157um
sex with ariana's bony fanny
>>218383182wtf happened to her anyway, she looks ill now
>>218383182she could lose a few
>>218383211it's so strange how she went from a slutty whoreish persona to this fragile childish thingshe must have been brutally raped and abused
>Britain 'in talks to deploy troops to Greenland as Trump threatens to seize Arctic island'
>>218383244I cwrtainly hope so
emmayank is a truly deranged creatureeven heathermong's obsessiveness pales in comparison
>>218383145wokesbury's
>>218383264certainly seems worth sending british men to die over an ice islandcuz first trump will take greenland and hes not gonna stop there he will soon seize the uk!
>>218383292>certainly seems worth sending british men to die over an ice islandcertainly seems worth sending american men to die over an ice island
>>218383244to be fair she did have a concert blown up and an ex kill himself
>>218383276Imagine he gets to the pearly gates and st peter reads out every single one of his posts
>>218382760
>>218383276You can’t call yourself a straight man if you wouldn’t eat her shit.
>>218383319a lesbian lass from my year was at that concertquite traumatic tbf would have only been about 15
>>218383276>>218383340Literally nothing wrong with Emmayank or his posts.
>>218383314just like in venezuela huh
>>218383357Just mental to think about reallyOnly a you know what would be so psychotic to blow up a concert full of children
Did you hear about the clown that was arrested for terrorism?Apparently he was blowing up balloons
>>218383357yeah bet she still loves pakis though eh dumb bitch
>>218383377a religious fanatic you mean?
>>218383393I don't get it
someone else make the newstop being lazy
>>218383473>>218383473>>218383473>>218383473
>>218383351bro why your eyes so.big
