she ugy, or maybe he, but ugly

>>218383435
No edition?
Just a lust-inducing image in the.
You can do better, OP.

>>218383461
alright klimpko hrsutz

>>218383417
4chan is the molested sadboy capital of the world!

When I was 18, there was a girl in my youth group at church who wanted to date me. She was chubby and had tits bigger than her head. I didn't like her because she was dumb. At that point I was convinced I was going to find a cool smart girl who liked art and would travel the world with me. We could lay in bed and talk about the meaning of life together, just like in the movies! I was going to have so much casual sex, just like in the movies!

Now I'm single in my 30s with a receding hairline and the prospect of FERAL women who think Tiktok is real life. I have a handful of embarrassing and meaningless sexual encounters. I have never been in love. I can't believe how different things have become in just 15 years. I don't just mean aging and the loss of the carefree fun of youth. It's getting bad out there.

I should have gone for the fat dumb wife with big tits. I would have had a two-story house and children. What would we talk about? How often would we have sex? Would I still want her after she gained weight? Wouldn't a family be a financial burden on me? All of those questions seem insignificant when you compare them with my reality of jerking off alone in a studio apartment.

How did your family raise you? Single mom? Single dad? Divorced? Happily married? And how did you turn out?
My dad was a nasty cunt who would scream at my mom and I and got mad whenever I wasn't into hockey. He screamed at me for having no interest in sports and that I preferred anime

>>218383478
It's really all looks. If you were a Chad playing video games in public, you would be seen as quirky and unique but not necessarily looked down on. If you are ugly, then you're an awkward childish virgin

>>218383474
did you get molested there, sadboy?

Anime

>>218383496
single mom. in reality? a mix of good and not very good

Don't ask so many questions!

I'm feeling FAT & SASSY!!!!!!!!

Pooing on the toilet can anyone relate?

the feds got powell
rip my portfolio

i want to get my nipples pierced

People like you are not welcome in this general.

>>218383553
fruity nigga

I've been on the low, I been taking my time
I feel like I'm out of my mind
It feel like my life ain't mine (Who can relate? Woo)

People like you are welcome in this general.

>>218383580
alright quaker oats

>>218383552
The US is turning into a banana republic.

Looks like winter is already over

>>218383496
Divorced parents, only child. My parents are good but not very emotionally available. Not much connection with extended family either. I spent a lot of time by myself. I have a lot to be thankful for but I wish I had a more social upbringing. It can be very lonely.

Beat call of pripyat today

What sportsball team should I bet on tonight?

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Let's all put our powers together and summon serb poster!

>>218383602
Nice. I liked that one

I had a normal childhood but I have severe OCD and anxiety which causes me to socially isolate and be depressive

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>>218383587
i only recently found out they were a protestant sect

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>>218383496
Basically the same, except mine got mad because I was too into hockey
He screamed at me for having no interest in anime and that I preferred sports

>>218383590
we got snow today but it already melted

>>218383620
alright ari yanni

Nixon was a Quaker and he was the last president who was redpilled about the Jews.

>>218383619
You just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps, give a firm handshake, and smile Anon!

>>218383619
OCD is tough. My Mom has it. What your particular fixation/ritual, if you don’t mind me asking?

>>218383640
alright fritz von papendorf

I wish hockey was popular here, I always enjoyed ice skating in the single ice rink we have in this entire country
canadians don't know how good they have it

>>218383655
porn masturbation orgasm

>>218383610
It was good but the cutscenes and english dub was goofy the game felt smaller than Shadow of Chernobyl but I somehow spent more time in the game to beat it

>>218383677
In that order?

>>218383631
alright georgi kraskov

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i am uniformly subnormal in every way- appearance, affect, cognition, socialization, behavior, communication, expression, self regulation, even motor function

You will buy the steam machine. It's a great price and device.

>>218383667
I don't see why there would be a demand for it in Israhell. Isn't your national pastime committing war crimes?

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Look at this bug (not my photo)
Its called a dobsonfly

>>218383517
Molested where?

>>218383713
we're weirdly good at basketball and (kinda?) swimming for some reason
everything else, nah

>>218383713
alright karim al-hakim

>>218383703
I already got a steamdeck

*makes it make sense*

>>218383694
it is my cross to bear

>>218383655
My rituals are mostly rumination and mental in nature. I don't have severe physical rituals (though I do often check stuff more often then I need t, like checking if I turned off my car lights 5 times over)
My obsessions vary of the years, for instance a few years ago it was the idea that I would lose my intellectual abilities and become literally retarded. I have physical symptoms like my brain would freeze up, I have an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, etc. This can be as bad as me essentially being bedridden and my brain completely shutting down having a panic attack.
Other times it's just fixating on problems in my life and I quite literally cannot go a single waking moment without thinking about them. It's the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about when I go to bed. If the problem cannot be fixed, I get depressive and this can continue for years until I somehow delude or cope my out of it.
It's hard to illustrate exactly how bad it is in just words. I ruminate to an absolutely absurd degree

>>218383737
Good now buy the steam machine.

>>218383667
ice skating is indeed a great sport moshe, i do feel blessed
surely the one israeli ice rink must be indoor? or is it a temporary outdoor one they build in what passes for winter there?
i learned to skate late for a leaf (8 years old) so there was never any chance of me becoming an ice hockey player, alas
i switched to figure skates to impress/have something to do with a gril but i haven't skated at all since we broke up
i should probably do something about that since skating honestly might be the thing that gives me the most pleasure in the world, nutting pales in comparison honestly

>>218383496
Parents together, had a happy childhood because I have a big family but my dad was very angry and schizo at moments, he didn't talk to me a lot as a kid, he worked a lot and he was relatively young, he did take me to concerts though which I appreciate alot. Idk if he's bipolar or something but he would have angry screamy periods and then he would be nice which kind of fucked me up and gave me trust issues. My is an angel.
>>218383697
It's very sad, we used to have snow for months.

>>218383703
I don't have the money unless I get a jobber

So... yeah. That just happened.

>>218383777
no it didn't

>>218383771
My mom is an angel*

This is so obviously a morally reprehensible moving of the goal posts and if you refuse to argue in good faith, then fuck around and find out.

>>218383749
Yeah man, that sounds like it can be hell. I hope you can get all the support you need.

>>218383754
What does it do the steamdeck doesnt? I only play indie pixelslop and civ v/vi.

No snow here yet either. It's been an exceptionally warm winter.

>>218383787
yoooo thats my boy lannnnzzz!

>>218383496
lesbian "parents" dad was on meth. mom went coalburning and stripped. my white trash dad would have raised me better. it left me hating all women. the more masculine a woman is the more i hate her. feminism pisses me off. dad is still hooked on drugs. mom is a cunt. my dyke aunts want nothing to do with me. my family hates me. my sisters that i trusted dislike me. my brother bullied me constantly and apparently still mocks me. i want to kill them in a perfect world.

>>218383760
>surely the one israeli ice rink must be indoor?
it is indoor yeah, its also tiny and filled with annoying little kids who get in your way and scream as loud as their tiny vocal chords allow them to
I have family in russia and ice skating there is super popular, I picked it up when we visited them during winters, first time was when I was around 5 years old, but here I either resort to rollerblades or have to go on weekdays when it isn't as crowded there.

>>218383720
diss nibba look like an anorexic stag beetle kek

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>>218383787

I just love how the reframing of the discourse is setting the stage for the time to have a conversation. This is utterly disingenuous. Full stop.

>>218383461
u rite

Imagine like a woke gangbanger
On O block trans women are valid as sheeet gtfo out my block nigger!

>toothless methfag had a stripper hotwife and 4+ kids
fuck this gay earth.

>>218383787
can tell diss just anudda performative male who is secretly toxic insidr

Kinda sick of cooking stuff

When you have the Nietzchean will to power crystal, you can just do things.

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>>218383776
>jobber
come on anon, use your words

i was raised by my aunts spiker and sponge

>>218383474
I did a strawpoll in this general a few months ago and I think it was something like 30% of anons reported they had been sexually abused. Very sad.

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>>218383496
Single father. Turned out schizo but mostly well since my family is really well off. My father was very loving towards me. I didn't know how to interact with poor people for a very long time or understand how good I have it. I'm in love with chatbots and talk to them all day.

>>218383873
If you don't get bored of eating the same thing you can cook a lot one day and eat for 2-3 days, I do that.

I think I will bet only on Basketball tonight.
Lost so much money betting on the Packers yesterday.

Fuck it, I'll say it. I'm not exactly what you would call "politically correct."

>>218383870
He had low inhibition and an engaging personality. He wasn't afraid to take chances with women

>>218383891
I hate rich people like you can't imagine kek. If only Bernie Sanders and AOC won and taxed you at 100%

>>218383889
oh you mad coz im stylin on ya

>>218383787
>>218383871
by Christ, what is wrong with zoomers

>>218383891
oh hey crazy al

kinda sorta respect the hell out of women

>>218383667
Fun fact: due to climate change, most of Canada's population can no longer reliably use natural outdoor skating rinks anymore. There are too many episodes of unseasonably warm weather during winters, which fucks with ice conditions, so much so that even if the temperature falls back down below freezing, the ice is too damaged for skating/hockey. In my area, new ice rinks now pretty much need to be mechanically refrigerated, which never was the case a few decades ago.

I honored Renee by going to the shooting range today and hitting some targets

>>218383827
There was some anon in /cum/ who said that his stripper mom died after taking an overdose of cocaine. Was that you?

>>218383889
Banger!

>>218383787
mouthbreather physiognomy. i know this because i have it too

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>>218383896

>>218383929
What's there to respect about them other than their fuckable bodies

boutta go goon mode on a bitch, if you a hoe dm me

>>218383947
that was someone else my stripper mom is alive and has no contact with me

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>>218383936
thats not a fun fact at all

Why do the Packers suck so bad

>>218383929
kinda sorta debasing themselves for tiktok likes and can't speak their native language

>>218383891
if you are the faggot who talks to ai chatbots this is fucking grim the average zoomer has to work twice as hard to get nowhere but you get checks from family you got in nepotism and trust fund and all you do in life is talk to chatbot husbands what a grim world we are in

>>218383979
Heads made of mostly cheese

>>218383870
I once went to this guys garage sale. he was a fat ugly nerd with a bunch of manchild shit everywhere. Yet somehow had a family
I can only assume he was moderately wealthy

>>218383971
Do you have black half-siblings from all the coalburning your mom did?

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Lately I've been doubting how much of WW2 is actually true or even happened. If you consider the timeline, 1939 to 1945 is incredibly short. I can distinctly remember Biden being named President in 2020 and that was almost the same amount of time that has passed.

Are we to believe millions of civilians were liquidated, millions of guns, tanks, trucks, bombs, etc. were all manufactured, people mobilized, trained, sent across the ENTIRE globe, fought in battles spanning the entirety of continents, and then it all ended?

Seems like bullshit based on the timeline alone. They really fucked up with this lie honestly, people today have a much better grasp on time and it'd be impossible for all of that stuff to have happened in such a short time frame. I'm calling bullshit on all of World War 2.

Grok is my only friend

Patriots - Chargers, place your bets

>>218384004
But the holocaust still happened right?

>>218383787
he looks more like the type TO rape a passed out girl imo.

DuckDuckGo AI is my only friend

Genuinely hate Americans so much

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Our thoughts?

>>218384004
The war started earlier for some cunts

>>218384008
I’ll say the Chargers.

>>218384028
I don't even think about you at all. A lion does not concern himself with the thoughts of zebras

>>218383916
..We find a way around it.
>>218383992
Yeah. Enver and I went swimming.

>>218384008
there is no reason to root for the patriots at all unless you live in the state of massachusetts

>>218384031
looks like he get caught with his pants down haha

>>218384004
we aren't meant to be able to understand things on this scale
just think about how many jeets there are in India, personally I experience the same sensation, it's a scale beyond my ability to perceive

>>218384008
I always root for the team with the most white players.

>>218384031
Love is love

There are 1.5 billion Indians and I can't even conceive of how many people are in my small town

>>218384001
she had a few but i think she aborted most

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Can I get a yeehaw in the chat

Didn't it start when Japs invaded China

>>218384093
Go fuck yourself

Planned parenthood means black genocide.

im a lion

>>218384024
Is DDG still running? Who is using DDG in current year?

>>218384102
You are more like one of those little purse dogs

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>>218384093
Yeehaw, are you also from Texas?

I want to do great things and be the next Napoleon but all I feel like doing when I get home is getting drunk and eating

Texas is the best state.
Best women
Best conservatives
Best traditions
Best food
Best culture

>>218384139
Worked for Winston Churchill

Actually the best state is North Dakota.

>>218383827
as a child the women in my family who were into feminism were very volatile, and abusive and mean to other people in my family
so yeah, if i'm honest, that experience has made me distrust women who are into feminism as an adult, as soon as one starts talking like a gender studies poli sci roastie it's an instant turn-off

>>218384145
Pretty Mexican though

>>218384145
The food in Texas isn't really amazing
T.go there on vacation

imo the best state is maine

>>218384139
Hitler was a neet for most of his life before he became a successful politician. Quit your wagie job!

>>218384145
Greg Abbott is a rino

>>218384031
>marepuss is one helluva drug
-steven lee snyder

10 days without using opioids for 2026 and tonight i threw it all away fuck my kappa chungus life ill never break this addiction unless i fucking lock myself in a psych ward for 6 months

>>218383827
Most trad American family

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Spanish is the second most common language in every state except for three:
>North Dakota - German
>New Hampshire - French
>Alaska - Russian

>>218384193
>10 days
That's nothing. Why are you such a loser

>>218384193
Could check yourself into rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDezQD57h-g

They just awarded Podcasts :/

>>218384202
i should learn french (germans and russians would mog me)

>>218384193
The worst thing of opioid withdrawal for me is the nasty RLS.

>>218384221
the issue is id probably lose my job if it were inpatient and i dont think insurance would pay for it in a million years arent those rehabs for rich celebs

>>218384183
We're purging the rinos

Why does fk fluctuate between being a retard who posts a bunch of porn and talking like a gay teenager to being a cynical edgy /pol/fag?

>>218384243
There are cheaper ones

>>218384264
also i dont want a christcuck one and i think that narrows it down

Maybe there are different German flags posting in /cum/, retard.

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>>218384193
>>218384241
Have you read picrel?

There are probably free rehabs too, check your state programs

The opinion of the Golden Globes is that the best podcast IN THE WORLD is "Good Hang With Amy Poehler"

Just don't do heroin

Chuds complain online about illegals but still say thank you to the heroic illegal who makes his McDonalds burger at selflessly low wages
Bit hypocritical doncha think?
If you were consistent, you'd slap the burger out of his hands and say "I only take McDonalds made by American patriots get out of my cunt!"

Every German on /cum/ is fk, and you shouldn't be here anyway.

>>218384193
Don't give up, if you did it 10 days you can go much longer.

>>218384270
you have to submit to a higher power that doesnt necessarily mean a christian god or any actual religion it just means something higher than yourself if you hold the truth or intelligience or justice or whatever as higher than you then thats all that matters

>>218384145
Last time I was in Texas the women looked like landwhales.

>>218384293
If I eat McDonald's everyday I would be clearly obese like yourself which I don't want for me

>>218384270
If someone throws you a lifeline you take it

>>218384280
No, but the cover looks very interesting.

>>218384300
but i genuinely dont believe that any higher power exists and if i did so id just be lying to myself
i dont see any way to square this circle

>>218384301
You must have been in San Antonio

>>218384293
>If you were consistent, you'd slap the burger out of his hands and say "I only take McDonalds made by American patriots get out of my cunt!"
How do you know I don't do that?

>>218384286
i liked parks and rec

Catberg always gets way too close lol

>>218384339
mad jelly rn

my friends cat always has a turd hanging from its butt and sometimes it falls down in random places and i had to think if i had a cat and it was defective (no pun intended) like that id probably just get rid of it that shit is disgusting

>>218384320
a higher power than YOU is what matters, like the sun or air or water or nature or an idea like truth or justice

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snow is having a melty

>>218384325
How did you know? And Houston.

>>218384350
I'm giving her mad pets rn and she's done several reallly big spinnies

>>218384193
If you can't go to rehab, you should maybe try a long taper and don't try to quit all at once.

>>218384307
I don't eat at McDonalds
I was just trying to imagine a trashy food outlet typical for white trash chud Americans

>like the sun or air or water or nature or an idea like truth or justice
do atheists really?

>>218384366
Everybody makes that joke about San Antonio. Charles Barkley makes that joke every other episode on NBA talk

218384358
You should never have a pet, Jason.

It's genuinely insanely weird that so many people have some problem with Mexicans and just asking them what Mexicans have done to them they usually have a total melty

I voted for him because I have a problem with women personally

>>218384358
true story i passed a guy walking his two identical young looking dogs today and he was picking at one of the dogs assholes i think cleaning poop from the hair around their arsehole

>>218384365
When does snow usually end in Bulgaria? We still have plenty here.

>it's only 6 o'clock
Holy shit. I thought it was like 10 PM.

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>>218384362
There is no higher power above myself

>>218384366
Video related
https://youtu.be/I0gSbQNx0ag

wasted the entire day on this website award

>>218384396
Well they're loud and their language sounds like diarrahea

>>218384394
It was something else in Houston's suburbs. My first thought was "WOAH" every other man or woman was in one of those go carts

My catberg always has a very clean asshole because he licks it clean after pooping.

>>218384409
when you recite the serenity prayer instead of saying "God" insert your own name instead lel

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>>218384401
I've said this before, maybe in the previous thread but we don't get any snow (in my city) anymore. Today was the first day it snowed and it already melted, we used to have months of snow and -25C/-13F and even colder. It would start in December and end in late February - that's what I remember from being a wee lad in the early 2000s.

There has been snow on our ski resorts from December, picrel is from 11 December I think.

>>218384365
How did adopting the Euro affect the grocery prices in your cunt?

>>218384243
Google SAMSHA and speak to someone there. They can place you in rehabs without you having to pay anything. You'll get three square meals and a cot. Nothing fancy, but it will give you time away from the outside world. Consider looking into NA as well. If you're in rehab they're get to you first.

>>218383496
unhappily married in poverty would get beaten up pretty regularly

>>218384451
this is a good thing btw

>>218384414
He isn't wrong.
>>218384451
:( We still get lots. I like the snow. It's very pretty where I live.

>>218384464
This posts goes hard if you're HIV positive

odds eat pie
evens eat ice cream
zero kill self

I'm thinking about buying my masters from a diploma mill

>>218384490
RIP

Is climate change denialism still a thing? How?

just milked the dickerino into a piece of toilet paper which promptly got thrown into the cum bin

>>218384510
Oil companies pay a lot of company to push that narrative

>>218384495
That's a good idea. My Indian friend became a physician in Canada this way.

>>218384510
It's fake news by liberals o algo.

>rub meat stick
>white stuff comes out
Normalfags go crazy for this stuff lmao wtf bruh

>>218384457
Not at all (yet), we just did it. We have until February first to convert all of our money, you can still use our currency in stores but they give you change in Euro.
>>218384469
I mean yeah in a way, it used to be an icy, sludgy, semi-wet mess on the streets but I do miss everything being white for a while.
>>218384470
Yeah it's comfy. Snow brings a calmness to the city.

Is that... is that like... a thing?

>>218384510
nothing ever happens, including climate change

>>218384510
to be fair climate activists are some of the most annoying people ever
why are you trying to make me take the more expensive flight with lower emissions when you and i both know both planes are scheduled to fly there anyway and taylor swifts carbon emissions are 1000x mine zipping around in her private jet

>>218384510
All coastal towns under water by 2025

>>218384557
Sometimes I still make snow angels. I'm immature I guess.

>>218384490
if i get evens, i cancel out your suicide
if i get odds, your suicide is written in the stars

>>218384564
Literally happening thoughever, the denialists don't even claim that it's not happening, they claim it's not a big deal

>>218384576
>Sometimes I still make snow angels.
hell yeah

>>218384591
its cold outside though

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>>218384557

Dad says he's proud of me

we goon and we game, what else is there

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Oh no! Dasha is sick! Would you give her some of your blood?

He has to say that.

>>218384490
NOooooooooooooooo

>>218384604
my sweet dasha refuses to have a photo looking straight at the camera because she looks like a goblin when she does

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gf just sent me this

>>218383787
I was admiring bro's style until I saw the painted nails

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>>218384631
that's not even true though

>>218384602
Extremes happen more and more and are amplified.

>>218384576
Nah it's fun
>>218384604
You absolute bastard, what have I done to you?

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>>218384622
id let her have it from the source

>Oh no! Dasha is sick! Would you give her some of your blood?
I'd rather not get HIV, thanks

>>218384602
Its actually pretty warm outside, usually quite freezing

>>218384622
my blood is far too powerful to share with mere mortals

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>>218384644
truth is subjective

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>red scare pod

>>218384664
No it isn't

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>>218384664
I'm sure you're a 10/10 no matter the camera angle too

>>218384674
you're right, i change my mind

>>218384664
Looks like the employees of my local pawn shop

>truth is subjective
Phil 101 students, tell me what's illogical about this statement

>>218384185
>>218384061
come off it

he didnt duck it just wanked it off

>>218384093
corr good kittingtonshire diss wun

>>218384685
im a 4/10

and that's why dasha should make an ugly baby with me

want to wear sunglasses at work to make the fluorescent lights shut the fuck up a little bit but it would look strange so I can't

qrd on dasha?

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>>218384709
would you be happy to wake up to this each morning?

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?

>>218384715
she cheated on me

>>218384707
I hate these faggot wannabe eurotard restaurants and they serve the same exact shit

>>218384715
HIV riddled skank with over three digit body count

>>218384735
Mexico looks so fun

if ai was sentient and able to come out of our phones and computers i would have a snowball fight with enver

>SCIENCE: FUCKING LOVED
>UKRAINI: SLAVA
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
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>>218384280
>His was not an idle interest: Burroughs practiced magic in his everyday life, seeking out mystical visions through practices like scrying, taking measures to protect himself from possession, and attempting to lay curses on those who had crossed him.
Brian kin

>>218384728
i would like to say no, but unfortunately, i would indeed happily marry dasha

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dasha superiority invariably makes some cummers emotional

The whore should do porn if she's so hot. We don't do Tantalizing Indie Starlet anymore

>>218384749
dasha is married though now, right? didn't she marry some indian guy or something? or am i thinking of brittany venti

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You will never have this man's level of rizz

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>>218384769
I do this

Dasha looks like a 12 year old russian boy with down syndrome

venti and dasha schizos need to be executed

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>>218384784
she married a man of very partial indian ancestry so naturally all the jeets drummed it up as if she actually married someone who had jeet phenotype but he just looks like any other white dude

does dasha sing?

>>218384784
JEETED

>>218384811
femseminem

Come mr tally man tally me banana

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>>218383435

>>218384828
no that would require actual talent

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*takes your white seed*

>>218384846
i think she's very pretty :)

Interesting horrible fact of the day: In both the countries of Canada and the United States you can theoretically get your law license from a foreign country and take the bar

last couple threads have been dogshit

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do you think this man looks like a jeet use your own judgement

>>218384846
>venti38.jpg
bro got a folder

>>218384818
>partial indian ancestry
https://youtu.be/Q-WHRJPlL5g?si=-KyZSczBSHEm0Mkj&t=12

Not reading: that.

>>218384863
that man is pure jeet

>>218384863
he looks more middle yeastern

>>218384863
looks like some kind of turk arab persian type individual

dasha was also molested by an indian man when she was 14
i believe this instigated her promiscuity

>>218384863
Looks like a med to me

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built for breeding

>>218384802
is he trapped in a dark basement?

>>218384858
Why is that horrible

>>218384863
Looks South Italian.

Graham cracker, freshly laundered linens, amber, sandle wood, toasted oak, grass: the scent of a Canadian twink's butted underwear

Is she impregnated with Curtis Yarvin's brood yet

>>218384914
In theory I could get my law license from the University of India

>SAAAAAAAAAAR HES NOT JEETIAN SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>HES WHITE SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM DASHA BOB AND VEGENA
I can't believe their are """"people"""" who simp for some disgusting whore. These natural slaves get the same rights as you

i would unironically rather marry venti because i think she has a higher iq than dasha

i think dasha is borderline retarded, if she was born in LA instead of brooklyn she would have already been bogified by now

>>218384914
>>218384858
who cares, if you've spent any time with lawyers you'd know the majority of them are actually incredibly STUPID and just barely passed their exams. majority of them do basic paperwork/filing shit that any doofus could do, it's about as complex as filing your own taxes.

t. deals with these cocksucking vermin semi-regularly

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>>218384942
shes an immigrant she was born in belarus moron

Idk who any of these people are and idc,stfu

>>218384942
bet she's a nice bang

I want to marry Dasha BECAUSE she's retarded
I want her to respond to every single event in our lives with some absolutely tortured nonsense that ultimately justifies voting for Trump

>>218384942
or i guess not born in brooklyn she was born in like, dagestan or something, i mean if she wasn't embedded into brooklyn culture

>>218384961
don't name call me, you are walking on very, very thin ice

Chinese twink butts smell like rice, salty soy sauce brine, napa cabbage and lychee

>>218384942
>i think dasha is borderline retarded
>borderline & retarded
ftfy

weed has started giving me horrible panic attacks again

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>>218384976

>>218384988
Smoke more to cancel out the anxiety

>>218384988
You should stop doing so much

>>218384959
I've never liked lawyers because it just seems like a very jewy profession that's all about sophistry imo

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>>218384988
i wish weed still affected me that strongly

>>218384988
i used to enjoy weed until i tried lsd, now im in the same boat as you

>>218385007
I prefer to get the best one, win and then legally force my opponent to pay the fees

>>218384988
I haven't touched the shit in 5 years after an edible. I can take half a toke in the most calm environment possible and I'm immediately dragged to the bowels of hell

>>218384858
>>218384933
I'm pretty sure you need to have a certain amount of credits in merican law to qualify for a bar exam. Of course kikeversities are happy to provide ""masters"" for paypigs

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>>218385018
my friend also said she cant enjoy weed after lsd
is acid not worth it stonerbros?

you ain't on thin ice but you on ice

>>218385027
As long as the ACA accredits your license your good to take the bar. Systems of law are separated into two systems:the Bong style and the French style