the lads edish
Just thought of a brilliant idea for a post but I'm gonna save it for the new
>>218391914FAKE NEWS. Those are Asian chicks
Client call in two minutes my anxiety can't deal with this
off to bed
Sir Beer Batter
Wales is the cheapest place to house migrants, loads getting dumped there
>>218391891Yes, haven't you?
>>218391914where the pakis and grapes?free tommy! vote reformasi!
>>218391935hope they give you a good fucking roasting x
>>218391935Why
>>218391935Short deep breaths in through the nose, long slow breaths out through the mouth
refuse to believe there is anywhere in the uk without a 'kizza or mobile phone repair shop
What’s the name of the Welsh snowbunny lass who looks like a Chud and wears glasses and has a collection of BBC dildos?
fascinating
>>218391960There's an average of 3.6 per town, but my town has 7, so logically there must be places with none to balance it out
>>218391967Rorke's mum
>>218391914
>>218391967Alice Cottonsox?
>>218391971Reckon Don Quixote's only up there cos it's the only Spanish book worth reading
>>218391971It's obviously The Bible, but that would be problematic
>>218391971um @nr. 22
>yhe binble
>>218391937night mate
>>218391971mad how many are aimed at childrenadults mock kids for not reading all the time but it turns out they read way less
>>218392009She looks similar but with more resting bitch face and nonchalant. Think she has a fansly. With a Welsh flag in bio.
rorke buying a copy of black beauty and throwing it out when he sees it's about a horse
>>218391971mad how lord of the rings is one book but each harry potter is counted separately
ChatGPT keeps telling me to "just say the word" but I'll get in trouble if I say it won't I?
>>218392048Lord of the Rings is a single book that publishers decided to sell in three parts after the films came out to cash in
remember when I bought a bible from world of books and they sent me a chess book instead. Still wondering if someone did that on purpose or if it was an accident
>>218392056ChatGPT knows you’ve been noncing lad
>>218392056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3RjCiq1ICY#t=1m52s
keeping the house at a crisp 12c to really stick it to putin me
> What’s the name of the Welsh snowbunny lass who looks like a Chud and wears glasses and has a collection of BBC dildos?
I'll say THE WORDI'll say THE N WORD
>>218392060um acktually LotR is 6 books
>>218392062It seems to know a lot of things that aren't true
>>218392017There's no explanation for why it should be on that list or anywhere near the top other than... "um".Yes the author has nice prose but those people didn't buy that book for the prose.
>>218392060Incorrect, it was split into 3 books from its very first publication
You don't buy bibles, you get them for free from decent hotels
>>218391951>>218391952>>218391954Kek they didn't bother turning upGoing to use the half hour to have a vape and a wank
>>218392093been saying this
>>218392070https://youtu.be/OZ6G7qwjom4?si=n8cAFTBEkw-Mt9TK&t=118
>>218391971Literally never heard of She: A History of Adventure
>>218392056It was a mind experiment.https://files.catbox.moe/v6buf3.mp4
>>218392121What's going through his mind?
>>218392127She: A History of Adventure is a Gothic novel by the English writer Sir Henry Rider Haggard KBE , published in book form in 1887 following serialisation in The Graphic magazine between October 1886 and January 1887. She was extraordinarily popular upon its release and has never been out of print.>The story is a first-person narrative which follows the journey of Horace Holly and his ward Leo Vincey to a lost kingdom in the African interior. They encounter a native people and a mysterious white queen named Ayesha who reigns as the all-powerful "She" or "She-who-must-be-obeyed". Haggard developed many of the conventions of the lost world genre which countless authors have emulated
doing stuff on grok
>>218392168'
An Armenian man is talking. Listen and learn.
>>218392162he's thinking thoughtsallowed to think thoughts aren't we
>>218392121>>218392162>Can't wait til my shift's over and I can bump a fuckload of cocaine
Hi farters and pooers and wankers
>Saw 6 men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help?' I said 'no, 6 should be enough'.
>>218392165ah I'd imagine woke don't like it
>>218391971Britain absolutely dominating overall
>>218392196kek
>>218392165>a mysterious white queen named Ayesha who reigns as the all-powerful "She" or "She-who-must-be-obeyed"how do I get a gf like this
it’s so awesome having randos from who-knows-where chime in on shite that doesn’t matter to them i love it lads haha the internet is so cool isn’t it
feeling so utterly fucking miserable hopeless and lost might just cry xcan someone post the image of foden’s face on a bunny rabbit that would properly cheer me up xx
>>218392223>fucking pakis, why won't they integrate>noooooooooooo not like that!!!
>>218392165>wanked off by a dominant, powerful queen in a far off landtale as old as time really
>>218392240
>>218392223BWC hunter phenotype
>>218392240haven't got it mate. will this stretched picture of our nige smoking a fag do instead?
>>218392240why are you adding x at the end of your sentences
speaking to an unfathomably fit goth lass lads don’t know what I’m foing haha really really REALLY don’t know why she’s giving me the time of day
>>218392267Bizarre post
>>218392259clearly not integrated dressed like that are they you fucking simpleton
>>218392240Hope you feel better soon mate
>>218391971>blacked beauty
>>218392272ask her if she like sleep token
big white willies xx
>>218392271A small x at the end of a message is interpreted as a 'kiss', suggesting pleasant familiarity with the reader.
>>218392272right well get her pumped
>>218392283Who made you the /fa/shion police?
>>218392291awful band
>>218392237Not interested in your opinion
>>218392305i did
>>218392289screaming my tiny little head off at thisliterally turned onto my back and kicking my heels into the air with glee at thiso, the whimsy of the world! this shall stave off my suicide for a few more moments
>>218392259The man's wearing a desert robe in Yorkshire
>>218392283What do you want them to wear a tracksuit onesie? An Engerland footie strip? Jodhpurs riding boots and a tweed blazer? Muppet
>>218392272ask what she thinks about the great replacement
>>218392327So? People aren't bound by rigid sartorial conventions anymore
>>218392333shut up you stinking paki
>>218392295Unprompted cyber kisses should be illegal
>>218392329#brotherhood
>>218392329they linked up
>>218392329The pillars of British society. As long as there's a brown man on a bike to bring the slop, Britain is content.
>>218392333Wouldn't see a Mexican walking round Saudi Arabia in a sombrero would you
I'm on Cum-ger strike. That means I refuse to wank until I am provided with a gf.
>>218392345Ooh you’re hard arent ya? You wouldn’t say anything to me irl you little spastic.
Spaki's on a mad one this morning
>>218392314didn’t ask
>>218392383Mexicans dont wear sombreros, rorke.
>>218392374some good old fashioned shit-housery from watkins there
>>218392395he's in his mid 30s and spends his life doing this. never seen a nigga more in need of an extended break from 4chan. this place has utterly mindraped him
>>218392396Only joking matey
>>218392374Why's Palhinha doing that thing where you get in someone's face all intimidating and that but to the back of Watkins' head?Just sort of defeats the purpose doesn't it?
So has Zeidy finally given up then?
>>218392401oh yeah well who does then?
>>218392333So what in that photo makes you think they're integrated? The fact that they're not in a mosque? Because you can't hear them speaking a foreign language in this photo?There's one possible indicator in this pic that they're integrated and that's their clothing. And it's foreign.
>>218392299she looks like this but with smaller chibblets
>>218392461he does his sponsors at night on a thread that has already hit the bump limit
>>218392461He just posts his sponsors now
>>218392401ermyes they do
new morrissey song is a bit shit lads
Jobcentre appointment in 2 hours, I have a crush on my job coach, cute lass
>>218392401Which national culture do you think wears sombreros?
>>218392524she probably finds you repulsive
toilfu's big tits do be bouncing
>>218392524she's probably repulsed by you and your smeggy primark joggers
>>218392524What's the mood like going in today? You got enough spiel prepared / shite in the journal to see you through?
Struggling with toil on only 6.5 hours sleep. Might just sack it off and game for the rest of the day
>>218392524Couldn't think of anything more grim than having a cute lass as a job coach. Mine was a guy in his 50s
just looked over at my primark joggers (smeggy)
garmin tellling me to get moving Kill yourself you cunt
wake up every morning at 4am with this churning stomach gnawing pain for an hour or 2 and cant get back to sleep. i drink about half a bottle of vodka every night. any suggestions to prevent this (without considering not drinking ofc)
>>218392561was it the one in bridgeton?
when i used to go to the job centre i noticed all the workers moved very slowly
drunken fool standing cock-legged going UUGH UUGH UUGH outside the tavern
>just topped up my phone>sent me through to a person even though a computer can do the job easily>said I only wanted to top up £5 because I'm an incel FREAK who only needs to make 2 calls over the next month>bossman wouldn't take no for an answer and was pleading with me at how much more minutes and texts I'd get for a mere tenner >told him no means no and he got the hump and very begrudgingly satisfied my request after 5 minutes of arguingare these cunts paid on commission or what?I am ENRAGED He said he was from Wigan. Always wondered what they were doing up there.
>>218392593Um, no
>>218392602drunk man in the pillory going UUGH UUGH UUGH
How common are Church of England weddings these days? Feel like in all the British media I was exposed to growing up a church wedding was portrayed as the default thing even if people weren't particularly religious.The nostalgia and tradition is making me want a 1662 BCP wedding even if I don't believe, but first need to establish if I can use "this is actually normal in England" as a cope.
>>218392353Disagree, this seems like it would be unenforceable overreach
can't imagine anything grimmer than interacting with dolescum day in day out
>>218392553Indeed
>>218392624common
>>218392585Work on your gut microbiome. Eat lots of prebiotics and probiotics and stuff to soak up the booze like bread or cake.Also, see a doctor about it.
Drunk man in the monastery going ummm ummm ummm
glod
>>218392629Some civil servants just like saying no to people and making them feel miserable.
>>218392629and here you are in australia at the height of summer talking to dolescum not even in your own country, you are the saddest sack of shite on here mate get a clue
>>218392616oh it's shut nowgrim place, it was
>>218392644>Also, see a doctor about it.doctor would probably just tell him to stop drinking to be fair
>>218392644are you a fart fetishist? what the fuck sort of advice is this
any gay homosexuals in?
>>218392585And line your stomach with milk/yoghurt before drinking as well.
>>218392669hammered that sissy into the outback dunes
whenever i see an australian posting here i just assume that he is drunk
>>218392671No doubt
>>218392669forget about a clue mate sounds like you need to gain a job
>>218392585why do you drink so much
>>218392684probiotics are greatespecially if he's drinking that much
>>218392687yea me
smoked from the age of 13 to 33 anf been one year clean. its probably too late for me to recover 20 years. i reckon the NHS is lying to me
we now go to /brit/ for her reaction
>>218392687Hi mate I'm a straight heterosexual but can still answer any questions you may have about gay homosexuality
big fan of winget upgrade --all
Mention anything gay and Frenchman invariably appears
>>218392702
>>218392684Been drinking since before your dad was born mate I know what I'm talking about. Alcohol fucks up your guts something rotten. And your brain (for which you need vitamins B1 and B12).
gfberg got upset with me yesterday because I called the tesco self checkout machine a fucking piece of shit
any really clever lad inany very smart people in the threadmake yourselves known
I don't trust Polish people after some Polish schizo in the Japanese thread kept telling me to stop cooking food and eat it rawSomething not right about them
>>218392745why she get upset?is she a tesco self checkout machine?
saving up to order two evil plastic tarts from the evil plastic tart factory
can chatgptlad provide a summary of this thread there’s no fat chance in hell I’m reading any of this
>>218392728How's all this work then? 2 people making 2.11 babies is below replacement?
>>218392752polish people have really weird opinions on stuff like food and drinks, i find. a lot of them say stupid shit like "don't drink cold drinks because you'll get a throat infection".
>>218392711because i am a sad lonely miserable cunt and it is my only pleasure in life and so much has happened that i cannot possibly recover from in the past and the future is bleak oh and ive got self harm scars and im mental and i hate my job also i enjoy it
>>218392761she doesn't like when I swear, especially in public it stresses her out
just made 0.11 of a baby
>>218392763they cant wipe their arses properly i bet it reeks of shit when they walk past
>>218392782the .11 is because some people will get premature CANCER, some will be hit by a CAR, some will be BENDERS, some flat out won't want kids, so if every couple perfectly had 2 kids, the population still declinesThat .11 is demographers factoring in all that noise.
>>218392781what flag is he? i pretended to be chatgpt earlier. but i have nothing now, can't be bothered
>>218392798cheer up mate
>>218392798never understood this mentality. Why waste your time brooding like this in misery when you can just get over it after a brief period of self-interrogation and reflection?
>>218392747just very cute me
so really you need to have 4 children or you're pro replacement
>>218392728having 3 kids sounds mental but ideally it should be the minimum
>>218392828Just not possible if you lack faith that everything will be alright in the end
>>218392828he forgot to add he prefers to wallow in self-pity and not take any action because he's a self-loathing man of inaction
>>218392798if you continue with the way youre going youll be all that but also in constant pain and have a bag full of your own shit on your belly
I'm having 0 kids, leaving all the work to others
>>218392838okay ^^yay ^^
something just came out me bum
midwits think if you’re not in a constant state of bliss and contentment you have “depression” or “unresolved trauma”happiness is an aggregate
watching the 70s Yank sitcom M*A*S*Hmakes me nostalgic for 2005/06 when I used to watch it during the day instead of going to school
anyway thanks for the advice ill drink a load of kefir and see if it goes away
>>218392872what was it
I will have 9999999 kids but it will be with a Japanese milf who wears nothing but an apron and she has a nice big bum and boobies of adequate size
>>218392872Was it a poo or some kind of venomous Australian bush worm?
Another shift done at the petrol station. Walked home this morning and watch the sunrise over the snowy hill. A McDonald's breakfast delivered and my crypto balance hit £50,000. Praise Jah.
>>218392876Arguing with imaginary people again are you
>>218375631thanks reckon I'll give it a watch
>>218392885it was probably a spider! or a snake xbecause he’s australian xx
>>218392872it was me!
Not going to drink tonight. This will be the third such occasion this year.It would be the 4th but I couldn't sleep one night last week and had a glass of port at 2am.
Never understood the East Asian woman thing. Think it’s all just cope tbqh.
poo seal
Hey Ya! by Outkast is actually really deep if you listen to the lyrics closely
>>218392909stargate atlantis is also good
People drink too much coffee and eat too much salt in the day and by early evening their blood pressure is really high and they subconsciously start craving a drink to lower it
>>218392918quit the muck lad best thing is just how much better your sleep is. only having the bimonthly friday night steamingtoil now me
Landlord has sent some random eastern European to paint the landing without giving us any heads upBloke got here at 9:30 and I'm pretty sure is currently doing a poo in my toilet
not a single game played yet on the meta quest 3 that i paid just £20starting to feel remorse on getting it
>>218392919Coping with what?
>>218392881You want prebiotics too, and a mix of probiotics. Garlic, onion, oats, banana, nuts, wholegrain rice, and then sauerkraut, probiotic yoghurts, kefir, kimchi, kombucha... As you can see I know my stuff. Haven't had a hangover since 2024 and am old and been drinking cans the entire time.
>>218392954>no heads upShould have told him to fuck off then shouldn't you
>>218392954what kind of eastern european woggish romanian type or pale slavic ogre
>>218392986and i thought id arsed up my life
>>218392954not "your" toilet though is it unfortunately
>>218392975Realistically yes but it's too late for that now>>218392980Ukrainian I think
>>218391935>Client callfuck off deuce bigalow
>>218392968Not getting white fanny so they delude themselves into thinking that they actually prefer East Asian women, and that white women are actually all slags and whores and see ugly. Or that they’ll have more luck (they never try) But I bet if you could give them the opportunity between two beautiful virgin 18 year olds, one European and the other East Asian, they’d drop the charade.
>>218392954renties really live like this madddd
>>218392935true I watched that as a young lad when it came out but could give it a rewatch as I don't remember much of it. will add it to the list
just laid an egg
>>218392996wallaceandgromiting
>>218392986
>>218392935why did apophis turn into a giant in one episode and nobody ever mentioned it again
>>218393033*scrambles it before your eyes*
>>218393003Never understood why the subtitle is "male gigalo" as if female gigalo's exist
Hey fellas what's cooler than being cool?
>>218392967You got a meta quest 3 for £20? Well done. Get a meta horizons subscription (about £8 a month) and you can "redeem" loads of games for free. Watch YouTube videos on the top meta quest games and go through the store seeing which ones you can get for free on your subscription.Playing Red Matter atm myself and it's pretty good. Looking forward to Assassin's Creed though.
>>218393012narsty liver shot done him?
don't think i've had a wank over a white woman for about 5 years
The only chance at redemption I have now is dying in some sort of freak accident like being run over by a cement mixer or struck by lightning. This would absolve me from living the next ~40 years of an already wasted life.
I just had a wank folks. Great wank. Amazing wank. I have the best wanks, believe me. They say to me sir, no one wanks like you wank.
>>218392954wojciech's doin a turdwojciech's doin a turdeverybody hold your nosecos wojciech's doin a turd
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy875j28k0oSeems that Ofcom have moved on to another target to investigateWe're safe, lads
>>218393073Really? I've wanked over loads (mind you they're usually having sex with black men)
>>218393075living is better than being dead though
Ellie Kildunne is peng, shame she's got irish genes and a black bf
christ
Is receiving a red heart emoji reaction from a woman as a response to a "thank you and bye for now" message a good sign, lads?
you cant say you prefer death to life when you dont know what happens when you die
>>218393028>Beautiful virgin European 18yr old woman
>>218393126aye mate get the lube out
>>218393062got it using work good boy points and the £20 was just to push it over and cover delivery.it's cool but youtube videos just feel weird when i'm watching them and i'm worried about smashing the flat up if i play any games on it.can you play normal games and use it to make things look more immersive?also i feel really silly when wearing it, especially with headphones on.glad to not get the 3s though because the resolution is apparently worse and it's already a struggle with this.
>>218393126no it means 'you're the most helpful customer support guy I've ever had to speak to'
>>218393064yee
>>218393117That thinning on the crown is going to age him 20 years in the next 5.
>>218393086>Ofcom opens investigation>Issues fine for OSA breaches>Fine ignored>Ofcom moves onto next targetOnline safety act was a big nothing really wasn't it
>>218393075how about just don't waste the next 40 years?
>>218393117oh dear
>>218393141foy
>>218393086love how they think they're the internet police but no one takes them seriously at all
manager just asked me if I’d be interested in the supervisor position that’s now vacant :PPPPPPPPPP in the bathroom right now with my tongue out shaking my head like a spastic :PPPPPPP
need to go the asda
zoomers have been 19 for over 8 years now
I like white women and east asian women, but my real interest is in dark hair and fine pubes, which I find is more common with east asians, so I can forgive the lesser facial features of the slopes, especially if they're the kind that also has the big thighs and hip area
new manager is trying everything possible to make me look badrealistically could I actually get sacked if she convinces people I'm bad?
Pack it up, it's over.
>>218393156His crown isn't visible you stupid cunt
>>21839320150p extra an hour for triple the workload get innnnnnn
>>218393219are you bad?
Sir Baddie Negress
>>218393220Another 80 years of Tory rule as people vote Reform to remove the brown people the Tories opened the gates for. You have to laugh (because there are no other levers to pull).
>>218393220Interesting. I remember Nigel farage telling everyone on video “never trust a Tory” and now half his party is ex tories
Mark Wiens sex arse
>>218393146Right first of all get on the internet browser app and go to astalavr.com. That's worth the £200+ you would've paid for the headset normally all on its own.Second, search YouTube for 360 and 180 VR videos, some of them are great.I haven't seen normal 2D games through the headset, I don't think that's a thing.Don't worry about smashing up your flat, you can play most games from your chair. I meant watch those YouTube videos without the headset, note which games look good, then see if they're free with your horizons+ subscription. There are games free without a subscription and they can be alright. Search YouTube for best free meta quest games and see what I mean.
>"The fact that I met just yesterday a Jewish woman who has found her image of herself in a bikini outside of Auschwitz being generated by AI and put online made me feel sick to my stomach," he said.scream
luv it when lasses get a little hair on their nipple and they get real conscious about it lol
>>218393232lol about £2 more per hour boyo :PP
>>218393117Sad because he's a crossdresser too, twink death is a tragedy
>>218393321bevvies for you tonight lad :PPPPP
>>218393324Somewhat remindful of the Honourable Member for Islington South and Finsbury
Rumours swirling that mikey staked his NFT fortune on Spurs winning the Premier League
miss corbyn to be honest. Way better than this current lot
taken up smoking again to help me lose weight
i consider myself an observer of the world. i simply observe
Smoking is cool and goes against the woke
>>218393278Nige himself is best understood from the perspective that he's an intelligent man whose interest is in his own self-preservation i.e wealth generation. I've no doubt he does indeed harbour rorkean beliefs but he's not an idealist.
>>218393383many try, many fail
>>218393399It's copium but I'll be honest I too am partial to huffing this particular brand. It has a nice quality to it.
Men adore dogs because dogs stay happy, follow orders, and stick by your side no matter what.Girls adore cats because cats act distant, hard to figure out, and full of themselves.So now you see the way to act if you want her to truly love you.
>>218393461>Watches Love Island once
new year new me
>>218393117desperate to get his watch in
@grok give her down syndrome
>>218393475*Rorke frantically scribbling notes*
just did a mad shite, got fucking dizzy, arse reverberating
@grok make her tuppence musky
>>218393414MEPs are paid silly money to do fuck all, and Farage risked not only that wage, but his entire reputation and future in high society to get Britain out of the EU, after seeing what goes on in Brussels.I trust him a bit more than establishment politicians, bankers, media etc but he is still a politician at the end of the day so I shan't be trusting him completely. Possibly one of the best of a bad bunch, you might say.
>>218393475these days i feel that women love dogs more than men, and a lot of men like catsthe cat lady thing has fallen before the rise of the dog woman
poo
>these days i feel that women love dogs more than men, and a lot of men like cats>the cat lady thing has fallen before the rise of the dog woman
Rorke’s social life peaked in Year 5 (got invited to a classmate’s birthday party at a bowling alley)
>>218393483she looks like a custom character in oblivion
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dog Woman
>>218393553yeah but i didn't go
>>218393533Sweet summer child
Harry Potter and the Knotty Gobbler
>>218393549Peng gio
>>218393643Harry Potter and the Pitt of the Unspayed
Dog woman just barked at me going ARF ARF ARF
retreating to my mind palace to formulate the most contrarian irritating opinion about all the current hot button topics
>>218393680grow up
>>218393553unironically this is what my life is likein clear conscience I could commit suicide and no one could object
there are some gio posters in /brit/ and they are based
New please!
Harry Potter and the Cat's Arse
>>218393629You'll need a bit less Reddit and a bit more reasoning and evidence if you want to change people's minds
>>218393701I think this is the only one I have
Harry Potter and the Wo-Man
Losers
>Are you a cat person or a dog person?Neither, I'm a children person.
>>218393735Hope you get mugged x
my favourite part about obama was when he would say "let me be clear" then go on to be an unclear as possible
NEW>>218393752>>218393752>>218393752
>>218393721You can’t change retards mindsYou trust the ex banker I’m sure he cares bud
>>218392259doubt they even speak more than 10 English wordsSo fuck you
>>218393722shes young there