Anglo-Norman French edition
What are YOU doing today to push Britain further onto the brink of civil war?
>>218397848>the longer i'm a virgin, "the smell" gets worse and people in general dislike me morenot true
>>218397879chilling with dogberg and a pint of ale, why?
just fell for the propaganda lads, not looking good
>>218397879did literally no work today
>>218397860which one do you people hate the most, normans or angevins ?
>>218397879sitting back watching it play out
>>218397879I'm Brown
bruhlil bro just floating away no say in the mattergot his little seatbelt fastened :skull:
>>218397929erm dunno, neither
>>218397929none of your business
chud
Jack Roworth shags crisps
is Iran actually fucked this time? Seems like it
>>218397955In a way it is like watching him ride a big cockImagine if the pilot waa black omds
>>218397906It is though. People can sense it. Not in a psychic sense but in a biological sense which may contribute to kind of "telepathic" understandings.Women know you're a virgin and if they don't they'll find out because a mate at a party will loudly announce to everyone you are a virgin and then the girl eho you thought was ugly that said she would shag you, wont shag you anymore because you're mate decided to tell everyone you're a virgin.
>>218397879Ordering a takeaway later on
>>218397955genuinely hate women
theory: perhaps some countries are third world because they are full of third worlders
>>218397820She has normal teeth and is insanely hot. She looks like Belle Delphine except not a sex worker.you are talking utter shite saying you wouldn't press your nose directly against her anus and take the deepest whiff of your life, just total SHITE
>>218397955He isn't even flying the plane himself:skull:
Any "I hate my fucking life" man in
>>218397983They've been fucked for ages Remember when they lost their president and couldn't find him?Do you think that happens to functioning regimes?
>>218397992>Women know you're a virgin and if they don't they'll find out because a mate at a party will loudly announce to everyone you are a virgin and then the girl eho you thought was ugly that said she would shag you, wont shag you anymore because you're mate decided to tell everyone you're a virgin.you have no mates and have been to a party so how do you know?
birdberg squeaking its little head off outside my window for over an hour now
>>218397983Mossad might genuinely try something like executing the ayatollah. The stage has already been set by the US in Venezuela.
Didn't understand the ick until a woman I liked did one of those snort laughsNow it all makes sense
>>218398010Cute teeth
>>218398018yay
n*Rmans are oppressors of ANGLOS
billy no mates is escortmong btw
>>218398010Thanks for providing crystal clear evidence that her oral health is horrible I'd rather eat glass that get near this 2/10 meth head
this is a funny meme from the sweden thread recently, the text reads:>"no one will miss you or attend your disgusting funeral i have 0 swedish blood whore swede"
>>218398018yeah, but it's getting 'better' haha
>>218398056They're both Spaino
My teeth are so damn yellow, think I might book a full yank tier teeth whitening or maybe buy those strips
>>218398058muppet
>>218398064
>>218398039Snort laugh is cute I like it when they do it especially when they're cute
>>218398010Teeth that would make a beaver envious
where's that lad who calls people traitors for ordering from paki takeaways, i want to bait him into calling me a traitor
desu probs the only thing that does make you "unworthy of love" is mental illness
>>218398064right, what's "dont remember asking" in swedish then
was sucking my vape outside and some old ladies came past and one of them said "cheer up it might never happen" and then they both laughed
>>218398106I'll do it>>218398106filthy fucking traitor, kill yourself>>218398106hope that was good enough x
>>218398106*raises paw*I'm one of a few lads who do it
where's that one lad with the separate burger sauce?
>>218398056Okay but who asked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOInEnZZgM
leftypol's idea of revolution? taking one more ketchup packet than he needs
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:The Silent Generation:
fucking hell i feel like pure shit
>>218398189just want her back
really don't understand the 67 meme desu
>>218398189smell like it too haha
>>218398189just want her back?
>>218397879I accept welfare thus bringing the coming economic crisis closer
Only done three days back at work this year Had the flu this week
>>218398169got like 40 salt sachets from mcdonalds but then they absorbed the moisture in the air
>>218397992Not the lad you're talking to but I agree with your earlier point that yes the older you get and remain a virgin, the more you're disliked for it.Even in the most tolerant online spaces that contain actual women, a particular topic which come up time and time again is the cut off beyond which it is acceptable for a man to be a virgin. The most tolerant women are talking like ~25, the majoirty cap it much lower.When you get down to it, people know that something isn't right with you if you're a virgin beyond let's say 30 (for the record I am a 32 year old virgin). I don't think it's unfair for women to say "sorry that's a red line for me, I wish you all the best but I don't want to spend my life with a man who for whatever reason(s) is a virgin at 32 years old".By and large this is also why I don't even bother to attempt dating. I feel most women would be better off with someone who is less weird than me. I feel like I am disrespecting women by suggesting they choose me.
should really eat at some point today x
>>218398019happened to australia once
>>218397983how would I know
>>218398214nobody does
imagine if keir starmer got lost on holiday and ended up baked to a crisp like that BBC doctor presenter a few years ago
Isn't this new tory defector to reform the one who was pushing us all to get the vaccine
>>218398262eating is cheating luv x
i can see why so many people went to a and e with the flu this year, thought I was going to die in my sleep
Dominic Cummings should join Reform!
>>218398299Not especially, no
>>218398299if he has Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf's confidence he's alright in my book
eating blackeddonalds loleating a big blacked
>>218398315TRUE x
>>218398253What more proof do you need that they're not independent thinkers, but rather fall in line with a perceived average mindset?No matter what excuse you have, there 'must' be something wrong with you. It's a kind of post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy, all because they don't want to be the first to fall for some nonexistent trick, or the first to be deceived by some unsuccessful pick-up technique that you simply MUST have been trying over the years
at the end of the day, I am owed a cute zoomer gf who loves me for me
>>218398319Sooo glad you didn't x
>>218398345sybau
i reckon liz truss will break the 50 day when she's PM with reform
My last meeting with an escort has genuinely left me confused.I had an amazing time. It was the first time I had sex and orgasmed while on top (had her legs spread). Seeing her breasts bounce was so hot. I came really hard and we had a really nice talk, she was discussing what we could try in future. We did loads of different things. Then she gave me a big heart emoji reaction to my message afterwards which was really nice and unexpected.But now I don't feel any real sexual desire. I am not sure whether I'm experiencing an emotional high or is my brain chemistry going haywire?I do really want to see her again in a few weeks.
>>218398325he should make cider and name it after himself
GaryEats sounds like he has COPD
>>218398340mcreaming
>>218398253The vast majority of women hate virgins at a primal level. Same with autists. They know something is wrong at an evolutionary level.You're right though. I don't blame them cos it's just natural selection. We are the untermensch unfortunately, but soneones gotta be.
The English invented so-called champagne.The English invented so-called creme brulee.Simple as.
*walks from the locker room accompanied by 6 cops into /brit/*alri
>>218398293mad how he only got found because of the reflection of his watch or something like that
every tiktok with people talking about britain or british culture always has a scotltish nationalist as the top comment saying 'britain isn't a country it's a union, scotland is NOT british'
>>218398378>Dom's Delicious Apple CiderI like it!
>>218398352You ain't owed shitYou want that shit you gotta go out and earn that shit
For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival.
>>218398416makes sense, /birt/ is a jail cell
Trying to get AI to make my dating pics look good but it's shit at generating smiles. Why the fuck does it not understand "make me smile".
>>218398465Oh mate what are you doing
>>218398440England has a far richer history and heritage than Scotland, and it makes them seethe uncontrollably. LOL.
*bangs on rorke's cage, waking him up*oi, get up, its time for your raping
Smiles mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8XLd7kDv6A
>>218398478Trying and failing to get AI to make me smile in fucking photos
>>218398465Take pictures of people from Instagram and ask the AI to superimpose your face on. They will look way more realistic.
>i ruv lorke
>>218398465>Why the fuck does it not understand "make me smile"@grok tell him a funny joke
>>218398345I get what you mean but I tend to view it from the perspective that women do feel a big responsiblity to 'choose correctly' when it comes to men. As men, we'll take who we can get. For women they've been able to get anyone they wanted since the day they turned 18 and became attractive. In that sense their whole adult life becomes an exercise in whittling down the large pool of male suitors. Bringing it back to the original point of late-stage virginity, for the women weighing up their options it essentially doesn't matter what the reason(s) are that you or I are 25+ year old male virgins because there are so many men to choose from who aren't.Even if you or I end up older virgins through no fault of our own (not true in my own case, I might add) we're still living with the mental baggage. All women can rule us out for that reason and be no worse off for it. The probability that you or I are their prince charming in waiting, if only they overlooked the fact we've somehow missed out on a huge portion of the human experience, is vanishly low. They are better served going with a man who seems normal. And I don't hate them for it.
>>218398563oh piss off
Used Grok earlier to edit images of girls I know irlWas an insane wank. It should be banned desu
>>218398592er that's illegal
never give up
>>218398563just join a church and say you are waiting for narriage if a woman asks. or if you are a godless runt you can just lie and say you've been with many women. you overthinking schizoid
>>218398626No it isn't
never had salt beforemight try it one day x
>>218398642did you know that if you close your eyes and pretend to shake a salt shaker onto your tongue you can actually taste it? the human brain is amazing
The only people who don't believe i'm a virgin are Doctors weirdly.Had to get my balls checked cos of pain and he was like:>Could it be as a result of a sexual disease?>Haha absolutley not>are you sure? This is common in people with xyz disease?>I'm 100% certain>well we can't rule it out, did it stsrt around the time you last had sex>Dr..... there is absolutley no way it's a result of sexHe still didn't believe me I think.
>>218398642it's a bit spicy
>immigration is ba-WOAH
>>218398658Probably thought you were in the wardrobe
>>218398657just recorded myself doing thiswill upload when its done encoding
>>218398676@grok you know what to do
>>218398676Celebrities don't count
>>218398635I most certainly do have schizoid / avoidant personality disorder. In principle would I enjoy having a cute church gf who later became my wife? Yes. However for the same reasons as outlined previously, I think it's unfair for me to expect that. She'll do fine with someone else.
>>218398635That's yank shit. Young women don't go to churches in the UK.
>>218398352Ok she looks pretty good here ngl
>>218398635no one "joins a church" in europe you freak
>>218398676whoa some brown people are attractive women?i definitely want millions more brown men in my country nowfuck off
>>218398542where does the meme of east asians mixing up their rs and ls come from, they don't do that. they pronounce l like r instead
Still fairly bright at 20 past 4Spring is roaring into action soon
boomers and grandboomers forever asking if you want some salt for your mealmate the plates have only just been set down you haven't even tried the food yet and you're dumping a load of salt on it when you have a stroke you're going straight into a home
Meltdown
>>218398563I like you mate. An incel who doesn't blame anyone else and understands its over for you but not bitter about it Honestly, I think for some incels the best advice is "Get over it, cos it'll never happen for you, find something else to involve yourself in".
feel like if you spend multiple years as a loser you've got to spend your whole life fighting against it like a fat person who loses weight.
>>218398715kek this is me
>>218398778oldheads not having a single sip of water whilst eating a huge meal is psychopathictf wrong with them
>>218398718>>218398749oh
Need the boring incel freaks banished to /r9k/ where they belong
>>21839877710 degrees today, short and t-shirt weather
>>218397919Best way to avoid propaganda is to stay off X
if I couldn't have sex with attractive of age biological women I would go berserk and a lot of people would have to die
>>218397919>>218398881PropagandaIsn't that what a cockney says when he wants to have a good look at something?Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>218398855suns out guns out as they say
>suggest something reasonable >nah thats a yank thing, shan’t be doing thatwhy are you neeks like this
>>218398676from what I saw you already have thousands of dua lipa looking gypsies pick-pocketing and scamming tourists in Europe
He posted it again
>>218398796cheers la x
Prediction for 2026: Someone within the Scientology circles is going to get thrown under a bus, killed in an accident to take away attention from something else they are doing behind the scenes. I'm thinking it's going to be Kutcher or Diddy who will be the sacrificial lambs
toil laptop OFF/brit/ laptop ONyeah we chillin
sir queer stalin
>>218398840need you banished tooh wait hang onlol
>>218398676bet she smells nice
Oh he peekin
>>218398918i wish
what are some funny things i can arrange for my mates stag do? dont hold back
>>218398840I got banned from /r9k/ for a whole year. Come the summer I'll be able to post there again
>>218398995Custom t shirt with Grok edited images of his mum in BLACKED lingerie
love this cheeky cunt
>>218398912If there's no cockney rhyme for propaganda with panda it's a missed opportunity
>>218398915foy
>>218398995know a lad on a rugby team who went to amsterdam and the other lads bought a comical dildo from a sex shop and shoved it up his arse when he passed out
>>218398995Go down the pub and have a few pints and msybe do some rick climbing or arts and crafts?
Two more weeks until his medication starts working.
>>218398995soggy biscuit
just got foy'd
>rick climbing
>>218398995stag do hazing is so outdated. just plan a nice trip away somewhere he likes with some good food and drink. maybe book a theatre show or gig for something he likes while you're away
lads imagine if some random country in Africa like Mali had nuclear weapons haha
>>218399073BENDERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>218399073hazing isnt funny. i said funny. i want comical suggestions, not abusive ideas
>>218398995Trans stripper
claire foy
>>218398995get t shirts for everyone with his favourite /brit/ memes
stop doing that
don't find dua lipa particularly attractivejust seems robotic and soullessalso she's built like a fridge
>>218398995Strip him naked and tape him to a lamp post
clairfoyant
Hate my job so fucking much
>>218399113he looks like a cute elf >.<umbradders
>>218399171just a regular albanian tramp and yes, she's flat and rectangular
>>218399198Quit thenYou won't, due to your sluggish nature
>>218399189Fergie
>>218399105It can be funny and memorable if not pushed too far
Don’t you love it when you find a cup of tea or coffee you forgot about and its still warmOne of life’s pleasures
>>218398991what do you mean you wish? she's a dead-ringer for pickpockets from one of those kurt caz videos, it's uncanny
yuffie, selphie, rikkuwhat can i say, i like them young
>>218399228agreed. any suggestions?
arghhhhh!! haha x
>>218399236yeah, i'm always leaving cups of hot tea and coffee lying around the place
>>218399236You may have dementia, lad.
*watches from across the room while >>218399236 takes a sip from the chalice*
>>218398995You could always kill him
>>218399236that's early onset Alzheimer
>>218399236unless you're leaving mugs on the radiator you might need a brain scan
somehow managed to shit myself without noticing. Something's not right there
>>218399171your thoughts on Olivia's Rodrigo?
>>218399236yeah
>>218399105tell him a few jokes :) use AI to help. You can talk about what ties people are wearing and how the food looks dangerous
training im meant to be delivering tomorrow has been cancelled. GET IN
>>218399295She got a little wet patch there
>>218399306scr
>>218399265woah haha pirate viking bradley hehe
>>218399259>>218399189Something like this but come back after 30mins. I remember the only one i went on the groom dressed as a woman
need that image of the squirrel screaming FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE as it's dissolving, PRONTO
>>218399306scrom
alzheimer lad walking around his kitchen in awe
Haha remember that funny post from months ago? Lol
>>218399314training I was meant to be on has been cancelled
>>218399354
>>218399354unfortunately I don't have that one but I have this one that's the best I can do for you
can't believe how badly these lads fucked it
>>218399373Lol yh that was a good one
is there a story behind it?
FakeTaxi but John loses his cab license and becomes a school minibus driver
>>218399171only find her attractive if i’m imagining her with a bbc desu
>>218399377see you when its been rearranged x
>>218399400UM
>>218399382thank you>>218399383still a cute upload haha cute squirrel x
>>218399399None worth knowing really. Someone put suggestions for ice-breakers at a wedding into one of the AI slop machines then a few giggles were had at the autistic suggestion such as "ask someone about their tie".
>>218399400thought he died of covid
>>218399373LOL still scream about it to this day
remember poo seal, what's he up to these days?
>>218399386Do you think they paid some London advertising agency a couple of million to design it for them
Eternally yours
*unzips pants*grok: generate an image of /brit/ naked
>>218399461gone the way of the dodo
factually no one who has mates posts here. This thread is a group chat for people who don't have matesif you had mates, that's who you would be talking to and where
>>218399383get that little red sissy squirrel grey'd pronto
*crickets*
and then he said 'grangle grangle'
might start hanging out at the hospital to start trying to get a gf
On the hades 2 grind
>>218398778can tell youre brown, zoomer
>>218399461retired now. always looks back fondly on his golden years
>>218399509i would not subject my friends to the stuff i like to post here
>>218399509WRONG, I have three, yes 1, 2, 3 mates (not counting (You))x
(8) I've got spurs that gringle, grangle, gringle (8)
>>218399509Actually it's the opposite Clearly you have no mates because you don't realize how different shitposting on 4chan is to actual conversation
>>218399461Retired after becoming gimmick of the year 2025
>>218399509I think if someone here has mates they will be the neek of the group at leastyou won't be posting on 4chan if you are a top shagger, full stop
>>218399534woke shite
toothacheberg back, reckon it's cause I'm stressed
>>218399509I cant randomly say nigger with my mates
ayo lemme boot up the suit and tie so I can have a conversation with my matesgot to make a good impression with the mates, it's firm handshakes and eye contact for a ruddy good conversation with the mates
>>218399558Wasteland banger
>>218399581sad
eagerly awaiting the first meme of 2026
where's gorpheus
happy to say i am no longer a Tiktok mong
posting absolute shite until bedtime
s......nigger....ing
>>218399629how about english lads cumming inside welsh women
printing off a binder of /brit/ gimmicks to take to the next potluck
an early *yawn* new, mayhaps...?
Just reported a post
big chunks of shite squirting out my dick hole
toil tomorrow but might be a cheeky half day (I'm going to fuck off early without telling anyone)
>>218399704um
JUST HAD A BIG POO
>>218399629umbunny is bleeding over but hopefully we'll have a nice manly meme in a short while
>>218399581not your mates then are they
Everything has been done alreadyThere will be no new memes for 2026
hired an autist/adhd freakazoid in toil and he made such a song and dance about his condition toilberg had to make a quiet office for him to work in at cost if he was not to wfhhe handed in his notice today after having it for a couple of weeks and toilberg was seething
>>218399581that language isn't welcome here either
test
spongebob is as formative to zoomers as simpsons was to millenials
>>218399790we all love our lil yellow niggas
>>218399783korean gimmique 2026 is it?
you ever read samuel pepys diary? he was a real geezer he cuts about drinking heavily and chasing poon and stealing money from his work and hes jolly as fuck
Where'd everyone go
>>218399803
>>218399817an extinct breed: the mirthful englishman
lost my passport ffs
>>218399853where is it?
>>218399853why have you done thatidiot
>>>/rules/1
>>218399821my granddad when he wanders into another room
TWO FINGERED LEVI'D SISTER
>>218399869>>218399869>>218399869New
>>218399768freakazoid chadnun toilberg can do bout it
>>218399768Least he gave notice. All my previous jobs I have left via text / email, effective immediately, number blocked. People say "you can't do that!" but you can, it's just a job. If you don't want to go anymore you can just stop going. I've never had a problem getting another job after. Employers aren't owed any more of my time or respect than what I am willing to give them.
>>218399927mug
mad how without booze I'm just an empty shell of a man with nothing going on in his life
sisterberg has her bf over and could hear them shagging last nightvery odd feeling
>>218397860Yall niggas really giving disability benefits to people for watching 2 girls 1 cup
>>218399817I too saw that tweet
cia beaming gay porn thoughts into my head
>>218399935reckon he ever shags her up the arse?
didnt there used to be a way you could link the rules with the pointy brackets>>>/rules/global
>>218399988dont know seems to be hard though
>>218399935get a boner did you
>>218399922What kind of work do you do?
>>218399935bit disrespectful shagging when you're therethen again if you're the same lad living in his sister's spare room on the dole then it's less disrespectful since she's already doing you a favour letting you live there
>>218400009only a semi think thats natural though>>218400024not me she has invited him over since the bergs are on holiday
>>218400015Very highly paid, professional work that requires extended DBS and enhanced vetting checks in every role I hope that has cleared that up for you.
>>218400052How old is she?
>>21840008020
>>218399768thats the 'berg sent up river without a paddle, then
new>>218400103>>218400103>>218400103
>>218400075Yeah sure lol
>>218400100What race is he?
>>218400075ooo you're hard
>>218400137black
