daddario edition
janman, lord of posts has decreed this one to be the new for some reason
The posts may have gone, but you still fell for it. lol
Don't really see how one single thread counts as "spamming/flooding".
>>218404037This thread is your life.
4 days without booze wahey
>>218404037Thread was deleted. Those are illegitimate (You)s. Stricken from the record.
>>218404046Gotta fill the thread up first, m8. Rules are rules.
>>218403858just get on tiktok lad
pale scottish girls with beautiful eyes are my kryptonite
that's a bloke
>>218404070UK: impossible mode
>>218404070GOOD LAD im proud you
>>218404099stupid bitch get out of the way I want to check out that dinosaur
>>218404046Was there not a thread with the same subject on the catalogue that had not yet hit bump limit?
>>218404109>reddit filename
>>218404135um
Just eaten a Chicago Town Tiger Bread Crust Double Pepperoni pizza.It was alright, not as good as one of my own, but pretty novel. Slightly watered down sauce, not the usual mini pizza sauce taste, but for a dinner because I forgot to get chicken out, it was alright.What marks am I going to give it? Hmm... tricky one, isn't it? I did burn my mouth, the sauce wasn't *pow* but the crust was decent... I'm going to give it a 7/10.Have you had this pizza, what did you think of it?
>>218404109who's that girl?
nth for the baddiedem
to the porn addict guy>>218403858there's a story that goes along with every time you do it. i assume you don't just whip it out and get going at random points in the day. the story usually is something like it's late at night, you're browsing the internet, decide to get your phone out in bed and you start searching for porn, etc. or you go to the toilet with your phone. you just gotta figure out what your story is and stop it early on in the story, e.g. make yourself a rule that you never use your phone in bed or you never bring your phone into the toilet with you
>>218404145>Chicago Town Tiger Bread Crust Double Pepperoni pizzaThe lad is eating a novel
>>218403741Prefer Ernie Ball me
you know in movies when there’s a man and a woman and they’re like “we can’t do this” and then next second it cuts to them shaggingIs that common in real life?
>>218404158unbelievable bro. wowzers
any dodie man in
Don't touch my hard drive
Quantum computing has solved demographics.
>>218404145i never get pepperoni or meat feast pizzas from superparkets because sometimes the meat tastes like Liquorice to methink there's something wrong with my brain though
>>218404204ah yes gaming journalism
what if there was a lad with a shag haircut, shagging a girl on a shag carpet bro would be shagged out innit
Why was last thread deleted?
im glad zoomers turned out to be the shut-in freak losers they are today. I wonder how many have killed themselves
>>218404200yes it's a turn on when you both know you shouldn't be doing it
>>218404234Linked before 310
>>218404204oh ffswell that's cancelling the preorder
>>218404203>that mugshe’s a true british for sure
>>218404234Canadian Will McKenzie was seething it was early and cried to the jannies
>>218404223it's the anise flavour from fennel seed you berk
Scraniel Farke
off to the orient lads
>>218404192Ernie Ball are a safe bet
>>218404200yes, has happened to me with several of my female friends back at uni, including one time where I shagged one of my friends who was best friends with another friend of mine that I also shagged lolthis was 7 years ago though, since then I have regressed massively and am basically back to being a virgin freak now
>>218404203she's my dodo bird ^.^
i wonder why bro
>>218404234some knobhead made a new thread that wasn't needed as the existing thread was not at the bump limit. one of the janitorial staff thankfully deleted the spam thread
>>218404267fuck off dr oetker i will not eat your poisoned pizzas again !!
everybody ive known whos been in to boxing/UFC has been a miserable runt with no personality
>>218404284Fuck off normie
been watching the crown at the request of mummyberg
>>218404317what are you into?
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta... Pic-pac-pum!
>>218404273Timmy operating the camera
>>218404346bedrotting
>>218404320it was ages ago
>>218404211Got an IQ of 124 and I've never seen a vagina in real life. Parents would be wanting a refund. Or an abortion, more likely.
whatever happened to escortmong
got about 40cl of horrid tesco vodka left and ran out of mixernightmare stuff
>>218404360what a lad
>>218404203
how do you pronounce anise
>Just reported a couple more posts
>>218404383nothing, still repeating his boring routine
4chan moderator hit squad closing in on position
ah yes the paedos on the botnet under the german and croatian flag
>>218404368if you had the formative experiences as a young adult of having sex you literally cannot ever truly comprehend the feeling of being a freak
>>218404360*walks out of the house wearing all red*
>>218404403holy SHIT
>>218404383the aussie guy?
>>218404255Yes she is pretty
Not sure I can do another year of this... /brit/... please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and wisdom to know the difference
>>218403741i want her to look at me in the eyes like that as she slits my throat
BY ORDAH
>ministry of defence put a civil defence handbook in my postboxit's so over
>>218404403me growing 4 legs as i fly through the air
>>218404454That is exactly what you should be asking God for
>>218404203wtfis she an ewhore as well as a singer??
Thank you to Wales for the ball bearing
>>218404454why not just distract yourself until you die lol
>>218404472always thought you were insufferable runts anyway hope Russia steamrolls you haha xx
>>218404454bro praying to spaino:skull:
u niggas dont know crown lager. let me tell you something about crown lager
Get the ships chartered
>>218404377do you think that's a high IQ
>>218404499wtf that's so mean
>>218404479God not real broski
>>218404525then die in immeasurable pain haha
>Ooh look out Anon, he's gonna get the 4chan police onto us.>Oh no I don't wanna get told off by the nerds who run 4chan!
>>218404520Yes it is objectively a high IQ
>>218404454Can see a cheeky 'cide on the cards for myself as well potentially. The looks people send my way at toil suggest I am outwardly mentally unwell these days. Even though I dress normally, clean my clothes, shower etc the ugliness of my thoughts appears to suggest that the man who stands before them now is on the brink. Before it was a quiet, polite indifference but now they seem to be seeing some kind of visible insanity. Noticed the same from family.
Olandria
Get the rule-breaking posts posted
>>218404546Very Christian thing to say broski
>>218404552midwit alert LOL
>>218404211love the idea of a baby with a 119IQ
>>218404570You'd better leave then mate :P
shitting out a poo
>>218404360Where's he off to
>>218404424maybebut its also a very grim feeling to have had it and to then completely regressat least you never had itI had it and fucked my life up
>>218404603has business in the local china shop
MORE SLOP MORE SLOP MORE SLOP
bit of a 'young sheldon' moment I'd reckon, would probably get himself in some right situations
>>218404554ktim. My mum asked me recently when I'm going to get a gf and have children and I flatly told her I'm never having children and I dont want a gf because women are mentally ill animals and I hate them. I looked back on it after I remembered the insane rambling and rocking back and forth i was doing on the chair at the time and people just dismiss me as a nutjob now lol
>>218404554>Before it was a quiet, polite indifference but now they seem to be seeing some kind of visible insanity. Noticed the same from family.Same for me, although I think it's because my testosterone has plummeted or something and people are biologically detecting me as prey nowadays
>>218404634shocked cambodia isn't on that list
>>218404644Please don't summon him
don't know my IQdon't think I'll ever do a testnot sure what point there would be in it
>>218404645
did an IQ test, not telling you lot what I got but it was a VERY high number
>>218404634>a fake K-pop singer's nonsense music videosI wonder if the music is AI generated as well
>>218404672I've got an IQ of 80 thats a B
>>218404672Done a traits test for work and it said I'm a highly literate retard
>>218402852White, British, really fair looking with dark blonde hair. She said I have a lovely shade of hair (it's similar to her shade) which was nice.We seem to have quite a lot in common. I don't know what I'm feeling. I feel an intense longing to see her again. I know she's an escort. I realise I am probably being irrational. It's just that she is basically everything I like in a woman. Kind, intelligent, sensitive, caring, and on top of that she's a complete natural beauty. And she's a similar age to me. She has complimented me on my eyes, hair, lips, and how I dress.I genuinely cannot believe how lucky I am to have found her.
When I was a young lad I tested as a 129 IQ ^.^And what am I doing with my brainpower? /brit/ gimmick theory mostly
black people think glasses have medicine in them
>>218404645She probably still cries about that moment
don't even know my blood typefirmly uninterested to the point of detriment for myself
Odessa A'Zion
>>218404774only know mine because I donate blood
>>218404780she's much fitter in motion than pictures
>>218404360gowan son
come to the realisation some of these posts obsessing over women to an autistic degree are just teenagers. You're just mentally ill teenagers who dont know what the fuck you're saying or doing so you're posting absurd shit
>>218404839same with the girl from Anora
>>218404839many such cases, lots of the best actors are like that in fact
>>218404739Which /brit/ gimmick is the best in your view
>>218403741>daddario edition
>>218404864no new person has joined this general for 6 yearsthe youngest people here are 25
>>218404866
>>218404874same with me thats why I never get any matches on tinder or bumble need to see me in motion to get a full sense of my charisma
>>218404386nightmaredid you get it down lad?
>the gay porn studio/brit/ memes filtering in to real life
>>218404887welshmong is an 8 year old
>>218404893yeah she looks like some k pop fanatic who got chinky eye surgery in this one
>>218404887that's not true though
>>218404923where did you think gay porn was made?
Niggas fallen in love with an escort
>>218404887I only started posting here in 2025
>>218404959Rorke's bedroom
Read that when Newton was discovering his theories, he used to get people to physically finish the writing for him because the scale of what he had discovered was just too immense Imagine (you) just found and proved a fundamental property of the universe mathematically that no one previously knew how to explain
>>218404839Fit for the oven?
>>218404983got Rorke's plump ass lol
>>218404959can't they just use a normal porn studio
>>218404986Really not helping him beat the limp-wristed gaylord accusations
If /int/ was representative of global demographics, if the whole world had access to this site, then we would be massively outnumbered by Indians, Africans and Chinese. Probably wouldn't even be space for /brit/ to exist...
>>218404554grim. has anything changed? one of my eyes has sunk and is now lower than the other due to years of alcohol abuse
>>218405028never understood why we haven’t made a britchan. i don’t mean /brit/ specifically but at least one british man hasn’t invented such a thing. was one in the past iirc. have it locked to british IPs like how .jp is to 2chan. Much harder under the OSA mind you.
>>218404622good.
me breaking down crying after inventing vegemite pizza and sobbing while telling my mother to write down the recipe
>>218404554nah you’ll be reet mate
korean gf named Sum-Yung Ting
Big Chungus
>>218405099
>>218404554Are you the same cunt earlier who was saying it's normal to hate all of your friends
must admit I still do not know what people mean when they just say "Oxford study"I know it's something to do with WMAF pairings but beyond that I don't know
Mumberg sent me a rather snarky message on Facebook saying I was stopping her from seeing her grandkids and I make her feel very unwelcome when she's visits, which is only partially true but still, sending messages like that do not help her cause at all. She started it anyway by getting shitty with wifeberg over messenger.It's actually amazing how mumberg has alienated all 3 of her children and doesn't have the self awareness to realise she might be the problem.Proper mentally ill that woman like
My IQ was 116 ten years ago when I last tested but I expect it to be much less now thanks to drink, drugs and menthol elf
"become who you are"
>>218405013bit racist
rorke dancing in his boxers to abba. love this lad
>>218405103looks a lot like patrick
>>218404383Think he got another escort
>>218405013What the fuck is this shiteNever post here ever again
Looking for a new printer, turns out they've got ink subscriptions now?how does that work then
>>218404499Not on that
had a reaction to something and my hands have gone red
>>218405169She didn't have to do him dirty like that
>>218405205the cold?
>>218405169so this is racismlad
>>218405169Couldn't they have gotten him a female partner? Not very humane to leave the poor lad locked up with no members of the opposite sex
>>218405205red paint?
>>218405191you have to give the ink back when you're done with it
>>218405144Mine was 142 on that Norwegian website that was going around in 2020 but since the vaxx and 5 years of isolation I expect it's much much lower
His Most Britannic Majesty, the King.
whats song at the very start of this video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlRZmStjVo
>>218405219Don't worry I'm sure they wank him off
>>218405222It it were really 142 would you even bother with this place?
>UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning of Digital CommunicationsSir Phone Scanner
>>218405233his maj
>>218405209>>218405220think it was hand geli'll keep you updated
My IQ is 143
>>218405233
>>218405053honestly believe it's just the manifestation of how I feel inside my head. Like if you walk around every day thinking I can't do this, I really can't do this, I can't go on like this, and you believe it and you don't see a way forward it shows itself you can pretend everything is ok but you can't do so convincingly all the time. I suspect at times it must look like I'm putting on a smile while simultaneously on the verge of a mental breakdown
>>218405251P2PBSH
>>218405251does that include /brit/ posts
>>218405233New passport lad?
>>218405251How do they plan to do this then
>>218405236darude sandstorm
>>218405281No, you grotty little incels aren't worth investigating
drunk on a monday night. no better than those freaks folding over themselves monged out on the streets of LA apart from that it's legal and the feeling really isn't that good.
>>218405233the holy hand grenade
wish mum would grow a pair and kick me out alreadymight sort me to sort my life out
>>218405268lmao
>>218405221heh
>>218405299mandate it
don't know what ktim meansdon't know who katy isthank god, im not too far gone
>>218405313Worms was a great game
>>218405219you can lead a wombat to water but you can't cure his autism
>>218405339ktim
who wants a go on my arse?
>>218405339ktim = kek, this is me
Kittenberg on a MAD one
Frig off Randy
ausrorke obtaining gainful employment as chief wombat wanker
>>218405339>ktim>king, this is massive>katy>Catherine Middleton
>>218405339ktim means kek this is meKaty isn't an acronym and isn't worth knowing
anyone had any side effects on SSRIs Please Answer
Got that bit from twin sized mattress playing over and over in my head likely not good for the old mental health
>>218405299i think i read it's an ai that scans images for csam
rorkes hoose
parents just kicked me out coz i'm a right leaning political commentator
>>218405390yes made cumming more difficult
>>218405390completely zombied me out and made me apathetic to everything. not sad but also never happy.would not recommend
Was gonna wank before bed, got an onlyfans leak ready, but battery is at 33% Might not make it to 10pm when I usually have a pre-bed wank
>>218404967Is that so bad?
>>218405390soft willy and emotional numbnessneither of those are side effects btw they are guaranteed effects
>>218405439pathetic bastard
>>218405439don't consume leaked content
the first step is quitting 4chan and joining a group. but you saw those hiking group photos didnt you and you thought i don't want to be a loser like them.
Meltdown
>>218405390>>218405430This, just didn't care about anything. Felt like a robot
>>218405446my willy isn't soft and I don't have trouble spaffing either comfortably numb thoughbeit
>>218405248high IQ doesn't make you happy, it's the opposite infact
>>218405458don’t know why you can’t hike with a mate make a day out of it or just hike on your ownwhy do you need to join a gimpy group
>>218405430>>218405446>>218405464already dont care about anything and never use my cock anyway
>>218404959Bletchly Park, ft. Alan Turing and his faggot BFFthis was the precursor catalyst to what is now referred to as yaoi.>>218405028there definitely will be a place for y'all as there will be more:tm: brits.but that'll definitely be applicable for *the* Republic.>>218405251learn computer faggot-(((Lao Tzu))) (probably)im going to fuck off now. sayanora
>>218405458mate we all saw the size of that cunts forehead he's as alone now as he ever washe can hike every mountain on earth and he'll be no better for it
The liquor's calling the shots now
can someone tell me the name of the song please, its driving me mad
>>218405269maybe go see a doctor you mong
wish there was no toil
No more holding back, I will destroy them with facts and knowledge
>>218405488rancid little slug
>>218405483To meet new people obviously
>>218405443Must be like sticking your tongue in a bottle of PVA
>>218405233brother of a nonce. son of a nonce protector
What's your most recent letterboxd rating?
>>218405474That's not what I was implying
>>218405233Freshest drip in the retirement home
>>218405520The Red Shoes (1948) - 4 stars
>>218405486what does your doctor say? you could give them a try with the idea of it being for a limited time, like a year or two, if they help your mood or mental functional at all
immune to all forms of psyops
My feet are cold
>>218405504I've been mate. Seen many a doctor and health professional, been in the mental hospital and all that. >well it'll be different this time aye or it'll be the same
>>218405269the problem is that you are thinking about yourself all day. and the solution will not be to stay in your room and think more about yourself
>>218405423how does this happen
Got some sweeties to eatEvens - lemon flavourOdds - strawberry flavour0 - OrangeDubs - cherryTrips - throw them all in the bin and be healthy
>>218405568What were you in the mental hospital for? Schizophrenia?
Mum found the Bradley folder
>>218405548love that movie. i think it was inspired by the falling out between diaghilev and nijinksy when nijinksy got married. same thing happened between balanchine and suzanne farrell in the 70s
If you saw a video and later found out that it was AI generated and nothing in the video happened at all, would you care or not care?
>>218405594Rolling
>>218405577The original observation was of people's reaction at my work if you care to follow the post chain back.
what happened to ofcom shutting us down then
>>218405661@grok would i care?
>>218405687They don't have the balls
>>218405603Suicide attempt.
>>218405661Depends
>>218405687we're too big to fail
>>218405687President Donald J. Trump stands in the way.
>>218405687dirty neek containment zone, would be suicide
>>218405687mousey had a quick word
Was 3 fucking Bradleys not enough for you?? You have to take one off Gary's plate!! Fucking rude I'm sick to bastard death of you!!!
>>218405687they debated homealone for the fate of 4chan last friday and lost
Well? What's your excuse?
>>218405740roar
>>218405709Ah you pussy, I had three hospitalisations last year all because I wouldn't take my meds and had the time of my life pissing off the staff being mentally ill. Took like ten of them to hold me down one time as they benzo'd me as I screamed and spat at them - good times
>>218405754unfortunate looking baby considering both parents look alright
not replying to an iroid
Take the piss
>>218405754I'm 39 years old
>>218405687Ofcom supports interracial propoganda forums such as /brit/
think my job is causing me to lose weightim going to die due to no appetite
>why yes how can you tell I am American
>.<
>>218405754>Please please please have kids we need more people for the gdp meat grinder please please you can raise your kids in a house share it's fineKek get fucked. I'm not having kids out of spite
>>218405754No lady has opened their legs for my chinpo
>>218405754the 'naires took all the houses
Mental that I’m bipolarI’m in the same vein as literal serial killers in terms of mental illnessIf someone told you Myra Hindley or Ian Brady had bipolar you’d probably be like “oh yeah makes sense”
fox refuses to eat grapes in HMO
>>218405799your body can live on beer and vitamin tablets for 10+ years
>>218405840>BPDIsn't that a woman's disease
>>218405869yeah the disease of being a woman since they all have it
>>218405856citation needed
losing weight and face is starting to look skinnier
Can I please get an official /brit/ stance on Americans?
>>218405869That’s borderline personality disorder
>>218405869Not even close to the same thing
>>218405840hardly a disease if you can treat it with one beer after work
Anyone done nofap/semen retention and seen many benefits?
He's surprisingly coherent
>>218405678i see but my point still stands. if all day you are thinking about>I can't do this, I really can't do this, I can't go on like this, and you believe it and you don't see a way forwardyou need to stop thinking about yourself. modern society often prescribes the opposite: going to therapy to talk and think about yourself, going to the doctor to talk about your problems...obviously it is much easier said than done but it is something essential to keep in mind.
>>218405799you a slug farmer of something?
>>218405943all that happens is I get really gay thoughts after a week or so
>Your Party hit by new split as Corbyn and Sultana battle for control
>>218405995Can you elaborate? Are you a homo?
Did not just report another couple posts
>>218406003Looks like Umaga
>>218406047not a homo no but if I don't wank for a while I get very erotic gay thoughts not sure what else I can add
>>218406064scr
>>218406003I am so glad these dating apps don't work in my country anymore
Surprise, I'm a milf
>>218406001Women: Know Your Limits
>>218406082Have you engaged in sexual activity in the past and what sort of thoughts do you get exactly
>>218401934>>218401934>>218401934
>>218406136>>218406136>>218406136
Got nothing else to post
>yeah, let's try a lotterea-like app with modified algorythms to have a little chance of even a single date except simply start talking with women irl yeah bro sounds like a good ideaкaпчa пpocтo пиздeц
>>218405969agree with this, except it's not just about not always thinking about yourself. it's important to put your mind towards things that are outside of yourself and greater than yourself, like genuine service to others or enjoying something that makes you feel a sense of awe like nature or great works of art or scientific knowledge or spiritual or religious practice
