monster munch edition
Hey
>>218406155Hi
desperately require a washnot showered in dayscovered in sweatgot an armpit rash
>>218406155h-hi
Anybody wanna come wild camping in Scotland with me
can i get uhhhhhhhh
>>218406180the government should euthanise you
never had a packet of monster munch, space raiders or transform-a-snackjust looked really grim
>>218406200no
There’s only 2 people i would meet in person from hereThey know who they are x
brits be like "let's go wild camping" (15 minutes walk from the nearest town, only wild animal spotted a fox and pigeon)
>>218406225:)
>>218406136
oh moons ..nigga!
>>218406200its only difficult for the first 10 days. after that it gets much easier.the problem with porn is that it completely disables the part of your brain that makes you want to go out and get a woman
so glad these apps with modified algorythms which made the incel schizophrenia rise don't work here anymorewe have analogs but I doubt they are so deep modified
aussies be like "let's go wild camping" (dies an hour in from a vemonous wombat bite in the blazing heat)
>>218406200Yes. I'll bring my Horace Kephart book
>>218406236not in england as it's illegal to wild camp in national and public parks so most would have to travel pretty far to wild camp (legally)
>>218406255played right into his hand
>>218406275I'm proud of you
>>218406242sc>>218406275roar
any shit music in ableton maker man in?
>>218406273let's see him navigate the wombat bit first
>>218406293moves from Pokémon?
>>218406275imagine each crisp was a bradley silhouette
Give credit where it is due
Keir Starmer opening the Ministry for Making Everything Worse and diverting £100bn to it
BRING ME THE BAT!
what I eat most days>fried chicken and onions with a mexican spice mix>in a fajita with some cheese and hot saucewa lasometimes I make lentil curry and eat it for days on end with sliced bread
Right so I've been looksmaxxing for nearly 2 years and I think I've gained 2 looks points
>>218406372Poo status?
>>218406267always makes me smile, what a happy young lad
>>218406411What can you spend the points on
imagineMormon England
>>218406411share the before and after, then
>>218406434Would take that over Muslim England
>>218406433use them to upgrade to business class on virgin airlines
>>218406420basically don't poo until I eat loads of lentils
>>218406411people say this incel bs ideology comes from places like here, but I literally think opposite looksmaxing is ok as long as it's natural and adequatenot a cult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
alri
>>218406433>>218406469very funny lads, but your a right giggle in real life xx
>>218406502absolute belter of a tune that.luve me trance
>>218406411What did you upgrade?
Ah yes the same image reposted at a lower resolution.Funny.
>>218406491Texture and smell report?
breaking both my legs to gain an extra 2 inches of height
nopoo 2026
Imprisoned by the poo gimp - A Warwick Davis story.
What are they up to these days
read a lot about hair transplantationliterally did it at the New Year's eve, reading a Russian forum about itunderstood that it's literally a plastic surgeryand decided to rather shaving bal if there would be a choice
>>218406581Wearing baggy pants
Can't stop thinking about Warwick Davis being kidnapped, used and abused in a sex dungeon
>>218404919ah mate. it's been a slog just to get maybe 20cl of it down with water chaser. almost been sick every time
>>218406505what's he thinking
>>218406434my uncle is mormon
>>218406630why do you have to be gay about it?why can't you just torture the little freak?
>>218406581On his second wifeLost his job, now deliveroosBought his first homePodcaster
35Hairline strong But jawline softening
>>218406155>>218406177I'm the problem it's me
>>218406656I'm just not right in the head
Im in the top 20% of men lookswise
>>218406545very wet and sloppy. can't really smell my own poo anymore
>>218406734looks are relevant only at dating apps, which are worser than lottereas (how fuck this word is supposed to be written) while irl only a few % of men with real balls will start a conversation with a stranger woman
>>218406787lotteries
Tomorrow belongs to me.
Mental how in the year of our Lord 2026, most Chinese takeaways still only take fucking cash
Lads, how do I know if I've fallen in love with a woman?Yes, she is an escort. I've seen her three times now. I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since our last meeting. I don't know if I'm experiencing an emotional high or if I'm feeling an intense longing to see her again because I love her.
listening to my heart and reflecting the law <3
>>218406827Why would you choose to pay more tax?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMbjxOnymk&list=RDGKMbjxOnymk&start_radio=1on the early noughties tunes
>>218406827cash is king, shove that contactless up your arse
>>218406842Not enough attention in /britfeel/?
rorke
>>218406842Did you have sex with her with a condom or not and how much did she charge you
but leftypol said it takes at least 18 months for new laws to come into force, and that's why it takes so long to undo the previous government's mess. i'm confused now.
>>218406787also, people can think that texting > real conversations if you're an autist, but it's sich a bullshitdo you know why I've returned to imageboards, 4chan? I realised this place is more healthy than some social networkcreates less illusionsother people from internet are total strangers for me, and anonymous imageboard shows itit makes it closer to the real lifeyou know, guestbooks, this forums are like guestbooks, like viruses are from bacteriasan evolutionary lineand it creates less illusions
Post the fat slags. Your biggest slampigs.
>>218406876bro bald as hell
>>218406909Deleted all my pictures of your mum the other night
>>218406915that's a bloke lol
>>218406909
Trans women are women rorke. Grow up.
>>218406876Is he a spastic? The fuck is wrong with him
burn the page my little dog cage
no such thing. it's a bloke lol
>>218406581>when you go to the 4chan meetup and these guys show up
>>218406940Reckon she'll be dead by 40 :(
Love this little image
>>218406946Based Ubermensch escaping the Eternal Return
>>218406972she's not a tranny mate
>trans people don't existSo you spend all day getting mad about things that aren't real? Seems a little bizzare.
>>218406972The chair will go long before she does
>>218406979Really brightens the place up.
nan still on a covid respirator
>>218406972>>218406996mind, if she were she'd need some really strong rope
literally crying to music right now, tears streaming down my face
>>218406903Still remember this guy from Israel. Which was posting about leaving 4chan since 2025, or which yearI actually did it, by other reasonsBut this doesn't work if you change 4chan for some looksmaxxing forum for examplemay be even worseron an imageboard you can call a person a schizo if he writes nonsense but on a forum with accounts and etc this guy can be an adminand his ideas can develop, without a normal critiqueso as I wrote, when they say that imageboards created incelism - it's a total lieopposite, there is blackpill boot posting herebut they are alien here
>>218406979look to the sky just before you die, it's the last time you will :)
lol digeridoo me
>>218407030think your enter key might be broken hun
>>218407028gay
We all recurrence in life
>>218407064it's ok to be gay
>>218406798thanks
4chan is just the right wing version of reddit in every conceivable waysame hivemind mentality and all
Don't think it's funny making fun of women, fat people, or trans people.I think you're all evil soulless incels with tiny little hearts filled with hate and bile.
>>218406979Alri
>>218407091don't cry lad x
>>218407064I'm not ashamed, I'm saying it loud and proud to normalise it. Don't be ashamed anymore lads
>>218407088real right wing people won't tolerate so much porn here4channers are right wing but somehow in a liberal way
AHHHHHH I WANT A WIFE
>um>tranimalsright well this place is really infested with queers isn't it
It’s crazy how everyone is so fat nowI don’t know how it happens
>>218407170Step 1: Stop spending all evening posting on a website for misogynistic incels
>>218406876I didn't know Andrew Lincoln and Venus Williams were together
Don't forget your level 1s ladsThe level 1s:-8 hrs sleep-30 mins moderate exercise -hydrate properly -lean protein (even just 2 eggs)-any amount of sunlight if possibleYou'll feel much better just completing these level 1s on a daily basis
>>218407088the glaring difference is that there is freedom of speech here
gallagher going spurs instead of villa is bro stupid
>>218407187>>>/lgbt/
>>218407200
>>218407212fuck off
>>218407212>8 hrs sleepEasy if you have no life
>>218407218birmingham or london. not much difference but at least he'll get his bins emptied while playing for spuds
it's hard to draw attractive breasts
>>218407214*gets banned for typing nigger**gets my post to not even show up if i type it 3 times*totally
Therapist today was wearing a short pencil skirt and tights. Didn't see her pants or that but I got a good look at her thigh/bum area.Wonder if she does this on purpose knowing I have trouble with eye contact and looking at women.I hope she keeps it up. Can't wait for summer.
>>218407236how did you find such a perfect image so quickly. savant level gimmick
>that's it, I'm gonna say it. These transes are not real women and dont belong in the womens league>anyway, let me get back to my football team comprising of 90% africans who somehow represent my city
hey
catberg sleeping on my bed three days in a row#blessed #catberg #brit
>>218407212>30 mins moderate exercisedoes walking count
blackpill boot postingbootthat's what happens when you don't practise your L2 for a long time
>>218407317Sure
tranimal or a bestselling flanimal?
>>218407270can you do an impression of what its like posting on reddit now so i can see how good faith your comparison is
paprika pringles mog every other flavour other than salt & vinigger
>>218407343True
>>218407212
super mario pringles ok
>>218407308*kicks him like dan carter through a window*
Hope you all drown in poo
>>218407301looks like my toilfu
my willy smells
>>218407291just typed in 'african mask'
/brit/ humour be like: um poo trousers nigger screaming !!
That's fast, lolhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq845glnvl1oThey're on the ball with this one
>>218407366*laughs at you since you pull your groin mid kick and collapse into a pathetic, crying mess just like the real dan carter*
>>218407405hahahahahahahahahahahaha *dies*
>>218407405sc
>>218407415Well it passed into law last year they just haven't implemented it
sitting cross-legged on my computer chair
>>218407337omg you russian shill immigrants illegal and legal are great for the economy!!is that good enough? i dislike both immensely and wish i didnt have a habit of coming here
I want to shag my therapist so much but instead I have to tell her the most embarrassing, intimate parts of my life. It's actually a danger that she dresses like that and looks so good, has a laugh with me and we joke so much. It makes me susceptible to holding back some of my true thoughts for fear of making her like me less as a person.
>>218407415The elites can't have grok crashing the child porn market can they
>>218407415will it be illegal to draw someone I know nakedif not why not
a great many young girls on tiktok. i'm talking year 7. sometimes lower
hate when i ignore people's texts or a group chat for a week and then i feel so sick to my stomach when i finally force myself to reply because i feel like such a retard and know i'm a bad friend
>>218407485worse if you go through the snapchat storiespretty scary desu
>>218407485ahem... co..corr...
>homer bimpson
bought a birthday card for my mum and it has a full fucking message written inside it alreadycan't think of what I can write now. leave some space for me you cunts
Escortmong moving to greener pastures I see
>>218407526to mumfrom anonsorted
*gets up really close to you*heyy~ x
is having lunch with your mum weird, just the two of you?
Talking to this girl she’s fit don’t get me wrong. But she’s a fucking Christian retard and I don’t know how much longer I can keep up the act
>>218407325okay thank you x
>>218407526what present have you got her
>>218407415>It is currently illegal to share deepfakes of adults in the UK, but legislation in the Data (Use and Access) Act which would make it a criminal offence to create or request them has not been enforced until now, despite passing in June 2025
>>218407485right
>>218407583grow up
>>218407575Yeah but my mum can't go outside without a wheelchair and doesn't do anything because she's an alcoholic that has fucked her body up past the point of enjoying life functioning. So that's what would make it weird.If your mum is a normal person who can walk then it's nice.
Didn't report a post
>>218407615I do feel like saying that sometimes
>>218407618?
>>218407553*immediately spaffs my boxers but becomes hostile and tries to fight you because people hate what they actually are or whatever that stupid gay cope is*
>>218407546no "love from"?heartless bastard
>>218407575no mate. you're not a teenager any more
>>218407624you know what we're going to ask
>>218407600nothing because we don't give each other gifts in my family
sosij sandwidge
>>218407646waaayyy he's in love with his mum
>>218407641idkkk it just funny imageit just funny
got stuck in backrooms
just saw a baffling and confusing image
>>218407583You sound quite retarded yourself so it was meant to be
>>218407661i do love my mummyshe's terrific and lovely and niceyou don't love your mummy?
>>218407575it's only weird if you make it weird
>>218407687i love your mummy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy1LNk_B6IE
>>218407654I don't but I haven't shagged her up the arse.I've seen her fanny way to many times because she wears short nighties and no pants. Also she has shat on the floor multiple times.
>>218407686How do I
>>218406205At least he's making an effort
>>218407720bro is swimming in a pool skull skull skulll
>>218407687she's gonna die one daywhat do you think about that?
>>218407687nothing to love about my life
>>218406877With a condomit was £200
everything to smile about in my life
haha funny picture
until they turn the heating offthat's when i wankbecause otherwise i'll get sweaty bum creaseand pooey bum sweat on my bedding/chairat night, when it's coldthis is not an issue
https://voca.ro/15X4MSvJPlZf
>>218407764The Happy Smiler ᵕ̈
>I've seen her fanny way to many times because she wears short nighties and no pants. HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGG>Also she has shat on the floor multiple times.UUUUFFFFFFFFFFF
zestbug
>>218407869gay that wasp is?
The asexual GF of 9 years(never shagged her or seen her vagina) feeling a bit poorly tonight and has gone to bed early
sad now because I remembered my dog will day one day
>>218407825lol
>>218407884Pindar was a zesty nigga
wish every english word spelled the way it is pronounced when i learn other languages it throws me off and i second guess thinking there's some special snowflake way to spell something
>>218407919not if you die unexpectedly before it
poo
John Wilkes Booth! You fool! Lincoln was going to ship them back!
>>218407956that would be better
Full BeardRockstar StubbleClean ShavenThe Choice is yours
>>218407618roaring
>>218407869umbug
>>218406842Why don't you just get a girlfriend
>>218407973Clean shaven. Always.
remember that game fall guys? wonder if that's still going
>>218407074>25,000 likesClearly there are quite a few cunts in the world
>>218407975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd1L3GAUSOo
pretty sure my life is about to change drastically for the worseor for the better short term and then worse (that's certain)
Cody sipping one Coors Light, he's off the rails now and singing Jesus Lizard songs at the top of his voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5dccG8UKWg
>wish every english word spelled the way it is pronounced>when i learn other languages it throws me off and i second guess thinking there's some special snowflake way to spell something
>>218408000genuinely the perfect tune
>>218407919buried the dog last yeardaddykins was out walking him and dogberg got hit by a carhadn't had this dogberg for more than about a year and a half so weren't too attachedstill, sad
>>218408016yeah im not a mexican for pointing out a massive flaw of the english language
>>218407999Does have a point although he’s not put it nicely. If you’re a dwarf with a bunch of other disabilities why would you have a kid knowing full well your kid will be born with the same disabilities when there are kids out there with no families who would love one
And in the pantheon of modern religion, the twin gods of Efficiency and Convenience are seated near the top, just below the Self.
>>218408069would be weird to be a dwarf and your kid is taller than you at like 5 years old
>>218408040Someone killed your dog and you did nothing to them?
>>218408066>massive flaw of the english language
love it when you peel off the crust and it picks up all the hairs with it
>>218408088Less weird than choosing to bring a child into this world knowing they will have multiple disabilities and will never ever have a normal life
>>218408069If a law-abiding couple want their own children, they have the right to try for their own children, regardless of what judgemental cunts like yourself think
>>218408101massive cope
>>218408089that's right, wouldn't know where to find the cuntgonna seethe about it?there's a million little tragedies happening every day, and there's nothing you can do about it
i don't use any social media
>>218408139this is incel social media
>>218408131If someone killed my dog with their car I’m going John wick no cap
remember that game GTA? wonder if that's still going
The escort said she'd leave me feedback on Adultwork "in the week"She hasn't yet, but she's left feedback for another guy who must have seen her after I did looking at the times.Oh god why do I keep putting myself through this? Honestly seeing escorts is great when you're with them, but between meetings it's fucking just endless torture.
>>218408048sovl
>gonna seethe about it?>there's a million little tragedies happening every day, and there's nothing you can do about it
>>218408048Stockport mentioned
>>218408159you should escort yourself in front of a moving train
black guys
>>>/r9k/83646721Such a pathetic attention seeking freak
>>218408198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doh9ynStTlA
>>218408159wait whatescorts fucking give you feedback on adultwork?was considering seeing one but fuck that
>Three teenagers also died in the collision - Muhammad Danyaal Asghar Ali, 19, Farhan Patel, 18, and Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar, 18 - all from Bolton.
r9k parasites shouldnt have fingers and dont deserve phones - even xiaomis
>>218408202where did you go?
this is what they took from us
>>218407919 >thinks about the fleeting nature of life >gets more sad about a dog than family
>>218408231
>>218408202nvm ignore me, I thought you said you were back
i always check britfeel when he posts in here and he always posts there first
>>218408250What? Speak English bruh
>>218407919dogs are worthless vermin
>>218408242they took that man's chin
19, 18 and 18 are not teenagers and I'll never accept they arethose are adults poor kid he was 19 no that is an adult
>>218408250dog people are derangedit's cult like
>>218408228Yes, there's a feedback system where you can leave a reviewYou don't have to do it, I just asked her and she said she would and I did for herWe both left each other positive reviews for the last two meetingsI'm panicking now because I worry she will ghost me I'm right back where I was in December
brits look at a word like lieutenant and be like"leftenant clearly"
used to think an animal's death was sadder than a person's because animals are innocentthen i realized humans are animalsa somber clue gained
>>218408313>somberFOY
>>218408228it's too let other escorts know you're not a psycho and don't stink of shit
>>218408303It's an escort mate who fucking cares
EMP activated
>>218408291sound those numbers out loud
brimbly
>>218408340escorts are animals too
>>21840829118, just a fuckin kid
>19, 18 and 18 are not teenagers
>>218408352what does this post mean
>>218406136I didn't know you had Monster Munch too
>>218408376
>>218408376brimbly
Sad to hear about the deaths of those three British teens
i dont like "bradley" avatar
>>218408340I have an emotional attachment to her.
you should offer police cigarettes then tell them its only 1.50 if the police buy "fakes" then the government cant charge 90% tobacco tax
>>218408403*adults
NEW>>218408424>>218408424>>218408424
>>218408303right yeah you can give an escort feedback but i don't exactly feel comfortable about getting feedback in returnhonestly if I saw an escort i'd like them to pretend it never happened afterwards
>>218408444I'd fall in love and demand she wife me
these bradley menes are evolving
>>218407979If I did I wouldn't be seeing escorts.
