poo smells lol

punctual new eh?
strange gimmick

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>menes

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Three teenagers also died in the collision - Muhammad Danyaal Asghar Ali, 19, Farhan Patel, 18, and Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar, 18 - all from Bolton.

that prevent game has made it internationally
they're calling us buckbroken
they're making some pretty sexy pictures of that cartoon racist girl

god flush our noble poo
god flush our gracious poo
god flush the poo

>>218408502
welcome to west ham

>>218408502
>built a better squad with less money at Leverkusen than with more money at Real
>Madristas think he's the problem rather than their shit overpriced brown players
Lol

Smells, poo does

business idea (unironically though): service that just provides fake work references.
fill in details on the job you're applying for, hand over $100, $200, and when recruitment calls to check references you get glazed.
no law against this. can't be illegal to lie on a job application

Took like an hour to clean the kitchen but it's done

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skeletor is in the house of commons

Sucking a spicy chai tea. It's good I tell ya

GET ME AN ASIAN TING
GET ME A PENG ASIAN TING
I NEED A PENG ASIAN TING

Battyman fi dead
Clarks me prefer

Keir Starmer says the Government will "control" Grok if Elon Musk and X do not

"This Government will be guided by its values. We'll stand up for the vulnerable against the powerful. If X cannot control Grok, we will and we'll do it fast"

>>218408685
would be very short lived and could fuck over the applicant hard when the numbers get eventually tracked

>>218408726
The Asian Fanny vice grip. Divine.

don't be afraid to catch feels
ride drop top and chase thrills

I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
baby I know you ain't scared feels

>>218408598
came up with this quote first, she stole it from me

pootoil has been brutal today
first a slimy, slippery poo in the morning, just fell out
then a watery poo, basically just wee coming out of my bum
and now another watery one, and my ring is stinging
arseberg is in absolute bits

Sir Grok Controller

>>218408685
No one gives a fuck about references

the best CV hack is not lying about experience, but extending it

>>218408706
HOLY GRIMOLI

>>218408726
I've got an asian gf and I often feel sad about it
like I've failed by not getting a white one
but she's very sweet and I love her

>>218408788
AND WHAT WHITE WOMAN DID YOU WANT

>>218408751
how's he going to do that then

>>218408706
Happy as larry, could not be happier

>>218408598
hope catholicism makes a generational comeback in the uk

Wonder if Chinesewifemong still posts here

>>218408796
there was a girl at school I had crush on from ages 12 to 18 but never told her

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Egg White livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgIRztK3mU

Lads I said a racist thing and now Keir is at my house saying "Imma rape ya mate"

>>218408798
don't understand this video
please explain

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I need a woman to sit on the sofa all day scrolling tiktok while she ignores me and I'm on the computer all day playing video games and waiting for her to go to bed so I can get onto /brit/ and start posting the webms again

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>>218408804
For me it's secularism. The thing about God is that there's no evidence for his existence.

>>218408788
Same. But then I think there's probably no american woman who would pack me a lunch every day

>>218408846
forgot all about this lad

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off to bed

>>218408844
just go back on facebook and say you want to shag her

I don't mean message her that put it on your wall or feed or whatever it is on there

/brit/ is so fucking slow these days
40 posts in 20 minutes at prime posting hours
omds

>>218408881
little freak hawking could use some religion after all those trips with epstein don't you reckon

>>218408909
190 predicted this

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>>218408898

>>218408909
That's 2 posts a minute
That's good

>>218408908
yeah?

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>>218408848
Careful you might get mobbed by anti racists and....win?

>>218408935
UM x

>>218408881
there's no evidence for blacks being as intelligent as humans and yet you believe it. it's called faith honey

>>218408909
i've given up making threads after they added that pick the 5 spikes and 4 stars or whatever shit they're after far too much work

>>218408846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7eIJvZH_I

>>218408937
this time last year we were doing a new every 50 minutes

>>218408932
did he?

>>218408965
ffs iq captcha omds

>>218408925
There's no evidence to suggest Hawking shagged trafficked women, right?

>>218408954
What the evidence shows is that intelligence changes for each individual person.

a lot of brownoids in here tonight

>>218408994
>What the evidence shows is that intelligence changes for each individual person.
Cite this evidence

You've just been played

>>218408994
dunno if he really did but i would err on the side of 'yes' considering how many intellectuals and elites are freaks

>>218409016
did a fuck

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oh my god who the fuck cares

>>218409007
Too lazy for that but I'm pretty sure it's true. Everyone has different genes which will influence intelligence.

>>218409074
Oh so you accept genetics influences intelligence?

>>218409063
you do clearly

Do you suffer from DIABEETUS?

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Average Persian woman 1979, pre revolution

>>218409094
grow up

a wank was on the cards but it's currently off the cards while I feast on some food instead

>>218408935
i imagine you look like this

>>218409094
no he doesn't
he cares about who cares about it

>>218409108
Built for me me me

>>218409110
hate to say this mate but youve been done

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What 10 years of left wing thought do to a niggaess

penists

This place is more optimistic than X these days

right thats the first dose taken

>>218408994
>What the evidence shows is that intelligence changes for each individual person.
post black Newton

>>218409108
>>>/r9k/83647988
No replies on /britfeel/?

>>218409129
I kinda do lol
>>218409158
first dose of WHAT

>>218409150
normal aging?

>>218408528
Asians driving like retards get themselves and another Asian killed.
Many such cases, not a massive loss to society.

>>218409162
flattened that odious incel worm

does ribena still post on britfeel

>>218409158
first dose of what

>>218409162
OOF meltie

>>218409162
*boots you through that link and slams the door behind you*

>>218409155
who the fuck spends their time on x? mentally ill spastics liking the same 4 indian run spam accounts GBPatriotNews and USARUSSIATODAY

>>218409193
I accept your concession

>>218409092
Yeah, and everyone has different genes. Also there are environmental factors which are likely to affect intelligence. Diet, education, etc.

>>218409211
How so?

>>218409162
scream

Didn't report those posts

Meltdown

>>218409246
why is nige so desperate to fill his party with incompetent slimeball grifters that hate him

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You could post this on a ‘guess where in the world this is?’ thread and everyone would say youkay

is 35 too old to get into gymnastics

>>218409283
looks like stoke

>>218409246
Bro wrote like it was 2002 skull skull skull

>>218409235
bloody racist

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I used 4stats to see the post count since the days the new captcha was added on the 16th December 2025 in that time it went from 592k at the start to 571k at the low but it's bounced to 576k now I wonder what the future holds for new developments

I feel this is important and should be documented

Why do we have to do stuff
Why cant we just vegetate
Goblin mode

>>218409286
lol

>>218409246
bro tweets like he's writing a 2005 youtube comment

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>>218409281
Coming soon, your future Reform Justice Secretary, Shamima Begum

>>218409286
the severity on those eyes just scream misery and internal turmoil

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Why is every Netflix show so dark watching this One Piece season 2 trailer it's like the saturation is way too low it should be full of bright colour

53.0204280749579, -2.1812672988780015

>>218409368
>watching netflix in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2026

>>218409368
you ever read the manga?

https://youtu.be/I9VZ9rQKmqU

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people want out they aren't even trying to sell for a profit they just want out asap

>>218409385
Yes well done, you found the place in that photo, very clever aren't you

>>218409419
:>

>>218409385
leftymonggggggg

>>218409401
Fuck no nigga

tippytaps tomorrow

>>218409417
Yeah, London prices are falling quickly. I’m looking to buy

>>218409430
I have a very low estimate of your character

>>218409440
dose of what
before we have a problem.

>>218409455
ssris
will have to kill myself if it makes the tinnitus any worse actually

why doesnt the government just pass a law that nationalises all the housing in the UK and give everybody a house?

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Me on the left

>>218409150
she's so peng

China is to build a hidden chamber alongside Britain’s most sensitive communication cables as part of a network of 208 secret rooms beneath its new London “super-embassy”, The Telegraph can reveal.

>>218409401
I read up to Dressrosa and stopped because I liked Doflamingo best and he was taken down in a BS manner I disagreed with.

>>218409440
quick and rapid

>>218409465
you thought you'd take something that turns you into a zombie before you tried gaining a clue?

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says it all really doesnt it

>>218409488
what is this supposed to mean
just be nice

>>218408424
Hey I know people who lived there. They could see all the cricket games

i'm crying

Lads, what is it that makes Britain such a shithole

>>218409494
its just one of those freaks on here constantly trying to shit on people, he's one of those autistic losers that also cry about having no friends too haha

rorke be like:

oooooohh ahhh

ooh

>>218409490
ROARING

>>218409517
You should see the rest of the world if you think Britain is a shithole

>>218409494
I'm sure you'd have a much better mental state if you did the things you know you need to do like moving out first

>>218409466
It’s called council housing. Blacks must get the best housing because of historical injustice and reparations. Pakistani councils give priority to Pakistani applicants, ditto for Bangladeshi councils. They all get to live next to the best jobs and not work. Whitey gets allocated a house a 2 or hour train journey away from the town centre and must pay taxes for everyone else

primary pussy

>>218409490
?

>>218409533
Seen the world mate been to Normandy on a school trip once

>>218409517
self-hatred and virtue signaling
also its not that bad

>>218409424
kek

>>218409517
us, truly
if you were just another european country that didn't give birth to the most powerful empire you'd be in the same position as the rest of them

Yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh, yeh, yeh, ey

En la guagua se quedó el olor de tu perfume
Tú ere' una bellaca, yo soy un bellaco, eso es lo que no' une
Ella sabe que está buenota y no la presumen
Si yo fuera tu gato, subiera una foto los vierne y los lune (so)

Pa que to el mundo vea lo rica que tú está', que tú está'
Contigo tengo que apretar
Y en la calle ando suelto, pero por ti me quito
Si tú me lo pides, yo me porto bonito

Y subo un selfi pa que vean lo rica que tú está', que tú está'
Las otras tienen que apretar
En la calle ando suelto, pero por ti me quito
Si tú me lo pides, yo me porto bonito (ey, ey)

Tú no eres bebecita, tú eres bebesota
Frikitona, ma, se te nota
Le gustan los trío' cuando está en la nota
Si el novio no sirve, de una lo bota

Y guau, mami, dime dónde dejo el résumé (résumé)
Sé que te dejaste hace un me' (ey, ey)
Y de una de pecho me zumbé
Si quieres, te hago un bebé o te traigo la plan B

Uf, mami, qué rica tú te ve'
Pa los 2000 escuchaba RBD
Y ahora quiere perreo, toa la noche en la pared
Te obsesiona CBD

Mami, tú ere' élite (ey), no te me limite' (okey)
Déjame hacerte lo que amerite y te levite
Dale pa'l escondite (ey), no te me arisque' (so)
Que aquí no va a poder llegar los satélite'

Mami, sube algo, dame contenido
Ese culo súbelo más seguido
Me paso jangueando, a ver si coincido, ey
Y por fin doy contigo

Mai, nuestra bellaquera nunca la olvido
Ninguna como tú a mí me ha complacido
Tú crees que a todas siempre le' digo lo mismo
Quiere chingar, pero no quiere na fijo, ey

Pero en confianza me confiesa
Dice que nadie le interesa
Pero cuando sale, se pone traviesa (ey)

Pa que to el mundo vea lo rica que tú está', que tú está', ey
Contigo tengo que apretar
Y en la calle ando suelto, pero por ti me quito
Si tú me lo pide', yo me porto bonito

>>218409536
That seems unfair tho

>Question about Britain
>The Yanks answer
Ah yes

>>218409534
it isnt that easy

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What went wrong?

>>218409578
hmm okay
well we're all still rooting for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY

why u posting about stoke

>>218409617
hate that style of thumbnail

yellow and pink
glasses

>>218409063
>Why is it suddenly everywhere
Just the further wogification of this language

>>218409633
this is really upsetting you isnt it

>>218409637
Why

>>218409566
It is the way things are done.

>>218409595
>tfw can't read maps

stokecord freddy fuming rn

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Is Japan Islamophobic?

>>218409649
looks horrible like someone took an image and told AI to put a filter on it to make it look like it was a digital drawing.
ugly

>Live in a really dodgy area
>Have quite a nice car which I inherited from Mumberg and Dadstein
>Don't have a garage to park it in
>Have to leave it in the road
>Am on edge 24/7 because every slight bang I hear outside makes me think my car is being broken into and robbed
>Wake up several times in the night just to make sure some Chav isn't trying the doors
This shit is really interfering with my life now. Literally getting 5 hours of sleep a night because of it.

>>218409658
u dnt read maps u look at them

>>218409677
Yes

>>218409682
Stick a steering lock on it

>>218409682
I wake up every day thankful that I don't live in London.

"downfall" and "lolcow" videos are for complete runts

Literally just sat down lol

>>218409682
Sell it and buy an old banger instead. Or move to a better area

>>218409682
Just get a motability my mates car gets nicked and broken into all the time he just grabs another one

>>218409624
i have crippling anxiety

>>218409718
here we go again, its the same old thing
boogie lying while keem is trying to talk to wings

>>218409716
I don't live in London, I live on an ex-council estate in shitty post-industrial midland town #327

>yhe binble

>>218409682
nobody wants your car nigga go to sleep
>really dodgy area
lmao

why is everybody banging on about motability? literally just appeared out of nowhere in the past year

>>218409742
Your own fault really

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Something’s happening

I am very disappointed in you

>>218409735
same so i rarely go outside :>

>>218409760
show me one time this ISNT elevated

Havent left my own town since 2019. Don't own a car, just walk everywhere. Havent seen a non-white in person for months now

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>>218409682
Nigga nobody wants your Honda

I'm a man

>>218409785
Everybody wants a Honda actually.

>>218409811
evil bitch

sucking a potato soup

Please don't reply to my post, I've come here to be alone.

>>218409816
Elliot Page!

>>218409816
have you recently bought a house in the local area?

>>218409818
https://youtu.be/uhxtWsOg7rY?

>>218409785
honda civics are the most stolen vehicles in america

>>218409811
Lovely girl

>>218409831
ok

>>218409811
imagine being so incellious you record something this mundane PLEASE go outside and speak to women fucking hell mate

>>218409811
>tfw no chinese-romanian-canadian-british gf
I suffer

>>218409831
Precambrian meme

>>218409811
>tfw no chinese-romanian-canadian-british Christian gf
I suffer

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nobody wants your hon-

>>218409863
based hondabro

honda yank has been thoroughly rattled hasnt he

can't sleep again

>>218409831
I'm going to rape you

>>218409881
Just close your eyes, not hard is it

>>218409280
Attention

STOKE ON TRENT
HISTORIC TOWN ON THE RIVER TRENT

there is something very wrong with me
need a bullet rattling around my skull PRONTO

why did she film that billboard

Chacarron, chacarron, nini nini ron

BOO

>>218409897
grow up mate

>>218409896
mind just races when I do that wish I had no inner monologue bet those thoughtless mongs fall asleep in no time

Baked beans on toast.. that's disgusting. Makes me sick.
Edamame beans on toast?? Thvt's bvsed, Senpai ~kawaii (o･ω･o) ~

>>218409928
Why

>>218409918
what billboard?

busridemong can't fathom having a vehicle that someone might want to steal

(to the tune of park life)
autism is the most difficult lifestyle what is known as
SPACK LIFE

>>218409945
just get a clue and grow up yeah /brit/ is an anti-poo general in 2026

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rate my physique lads

>>218409935
I can just switch the thoughts off and find it strange you can’t

>>218409960
Lyricposting is pure autism

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Do it for her

>>218409831
Morning Aussie. I'm going to bed now. Good night.

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>>218409949

>>218409941
they are like this

>>218409978
cringed my nut off

animefreaks entering rorke spaces again please kill yourselves

>>218409941
Weebs need the rope

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>>218409978
But she’s an extremist

>>218409978
are there any actual right wing females in the UK?

mad how that swiss resort fire was 4 months ago

is grok actually being used for that stuff or is it just a big panic over nothing

>>218410014
Wasn't even 2 weeks ago but I'm sure this is some wildly unfunny gimmick you're workshopping. Don't bother with it any further

>>218409978
theres some autistic nazi kid that got radicalized in the last 2 years daydreaming about his life with her right now lmao

>>218410042
Shut up you fucking stupid cunt

>>218410027
Have a guess

normalize the state killing people in mass

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>>218410027

Hate lying on my stomach, feel like my balls are getting crushed under my own weight

>>218410042
lmfaooooo shagged him

>>218410027
Try it for yourself
I don't mean illegal content. I mean, upload a picture of a legal celebrity and ask grok to show her (or him) in a bikini. It works well.

>>218410042
you dont sound very well

>>218410062
what the fuck you a fucking toddler? who even lies on their stomach

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>Three teenagers also died in the collision - Muhammad Danyaal Asghar Ali, 19, Farhan Patel, 18, and Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar, 18 - all from Bolton.

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*sigh* better luck next year

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>>218410042
DID HIM

>>218409963
Oh okay

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*enters night /brit/*

>>218409840
>>218409856
>>218409888
>>218409980
I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE ARRGGHHH
[falls to my knees in tears]

I'M A SPECIAL NEEDS RETARD WITH A HOLE IN MY CHEST

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>>218410080

>>218410100
Alri lad you did sauna today?

>>218410042
you still going with this accusing others of starting a gimmick gimmick

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>>218410076
The vast majority of the human population sleep like this mate

>>218410109
sc

I think the biggest Mandela effect is people forgetting that he was a terrorist who murdered whites

What's the worst thing about 3 p-words dying in a car crash? The car could have seated 5.

>>218410119
i sleep with your mum, 'mate'

Hi I'm from Mossad

>>218410119
No they don't

>>218410144
grow up yeah?

>>218410076
alri corpse in a coffin

https://youtu.be/Cl_8ji6xA5A?si=3Mq-gztRdWm-3snu
I don't show no love
I'ma stay true till the end >_>

>>218410144
s

>>218410144
oh that's original

>>218410142
4 actually
The other car had 1

>>218410062
Don't sleep on the floor then

I like sleeping on me back so me willard can flop around n such

might do a few bumps of ket :)
nothing else to do

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Might buy this

I'm not a fucking toddler

>>218410149
nobody sleeps on their back, this isnt a film mate. The only time you see people sleeping on their back is in films and thats only because its easier to film a scene than on your stomach

>>218410157
shit music 4 faggots

what does sc mean

>>218410119
And in that pose your leg should take the pressure off your stomach and bollocks
Or are you really THAT fucking fat?

>>218410144
Embarrassing

>>218410191
you liked it then I take it

>>218410186
I can sleep on my back actually
Bet you sleep on your belly

>>218410194
short for pscianf

>>218410194
snapchat

negroes fellate my rectum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H952Ej5v5a4

got the workout slut pop playlist on

>>218410186
>nobody sleeps on their back,
loads do actually and you naturally will shift to your back multiple times during the night anyway

actually just screamed imagining rorke sleeping on his belly

>>218410119
ktim

>>218410119
Fucked up my gait tremendously doing this as one hip is now several times more flexible than the other

NEW

>>218410245
>>218410245
>>218410245

leftymong sleeping on his back laying in state like stalin

>>218410116
No I go on Fridays. I drink beer and when I get out I drink vodka.