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aphex twin edition
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Recently I read that raves started in the USA but they got popular in the UK. I always thought it had started in the UK.

>In the mid to late 1980s, a wave of psychedelic and other electronic dance music, most notably acid house music, emerged from acid house music parties in the mid-to-late 1980s in the Chicago area in the United States. After Chicago acid house artists began experiencing overseas success, acid house quickly spread and caught on in the United Kingdom within clubs, warehouses and free-parties, first in Manchester in the mid-1980s and then later in London.
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>>218414316
Also punk rock was originally from the US.
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>>218414384
Do you mean garage rock as a proto punk rock?
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IIIIIIIIIIIII WANT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUL
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Still not the thread lol
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what does /brit/ think about Amelia being turned into their national mascot? she is now more famous than the Queen (King).
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>>218414384
and niggers
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Poo barms
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the Old but ..

the new !!
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>>218421355
>>218421365
Brown people aren't inherently bad but you're too dumb to understand that
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it's impossible to poo when you're upside down so if you need to poo but can't then just do a handstand until you can
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I made this thread last night :D
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I don't think Mouse has actually streamed. There would have been proof of some kind.
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>>218421405
rich people aren't inherently bad either
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>>218421411
scream how is it still up
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I Pinch
myself

every Day ..
Gary Eats and
Danny Rate My Takeaway

are The

Best

in The World !!
their YouTube Channel was
Kismet !!
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1. I hate corporations and big business for importing a slave labour class to suppress wage growth in the job market

2. I hate brown biomass flooding the country to readily take up these jobs and thereby reaffirming big business its ok to suppress wage growth further

See leftymong? That simple
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currently pooing
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>>218421393
if only 2% of the population have done something then it's not something that needs to be excused is it
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>>218421434
I can`t Believe !!
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>>218421415
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
Here's his Twitch
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>>218421441
What's your excuse?
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recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
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>>218421459
I know but he has no vods and nobody has taken any screen records/images of his streams. Seems a bit unusual no?
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>>218421415
he streamed yesterday around 6pm and it went well so he'll probably do it again soon or even today
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>>218421461
are you autistic
what kind of conversation is this
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ate a load of shite this morning, won't be eating again today
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>>218421480
Holy grim
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>>218421475
scmrwaing
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>>218421475
sca
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>>218421475
scream
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>>218421491
with his feet up uwu
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>>218421475
I crack my neck and say "I hate Mexican people" even though I have never met any Mexican people and have no particular feelings about them
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>>218421427
The ones who make Britain worse are. Maybe you'll say "brown people who make Britain worse are bad", but so are white people who make Britain worse. The thing about the rich and powerful though is that they have a much greater ability to ruin everything. They can use their money and influence for much greater effect than someone who has little money.
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>>218421475
screb
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>>218421485
I accept your concession
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>>218421514
So this is where Toby posts from. This is an insane development in Mousenonce lore.
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the final poo has fallen from my arse
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>>218421518
>They can use their money and influence for much greater effect than someone who has little money.
Sorry but no, wogs simply existing is like giant 5'9 lumps of stinking shit walking our streets
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>>218421480
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>>218421437
>I hate brown biomass flooding the country to readily take up these jobs and thereby reaffirming big business its ok to suppress wage growth further
Yet Rorke talks about wanting to boost the white birth rate, which would also create job competition and "suppress wage growth" by the same theory. Perhaps then your opposition to brown people is not to do with their effect on wages, but instead due to other reasons (racial prejudice etc)
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Fuck. My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
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>>218421518
we have a choice about bad brown people being here
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>>218421562
Rorke slammed.
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>>218421514
looks anorexic
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>>218421534
the craziest development is how normal he sounds
he's northern and has a slight speech impediment but other than that you wouldn't think he was the absolute menace we know as mousey
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>>218421527
bested by facts and logic lil bro
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>>218421578
grok, enhance those letters
make the delivery address legible
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>>218421562
yes people who aren't autistic like you normally have multiple reasons for disliking something.
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yes it is due to racial prejudice and not economic reasons
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>>218421437
but why would you advocate for immigration restriction when you could instead advocate for a classless post-scarcity utopia which not even the person asking this rhetorical question supports
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Daily reminder.
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>>218421578
Can you let us know when he goes live? I don't have a twitch account so can't follow him
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>>218421578
the pizza box
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>>218421601
>advocate for a classless post-scarcity utopia
Because it's sci-fi bollocks
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>>218421562
More babies being born to white britons wont suppress the wage growth because they arent brown biomass from the third world with the lowest of standards of pay. Thats you done. Want to try again?
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>>218421601
nigga this isnt star trek lol
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>>218421604
yep x
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>>218421631
Thanks umchicken x
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got some great posts lined up for around 8pm, be there
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>>218421578
>cruise news
>walk your way
>burgenland
is tobestar planning a trip?
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>>218421613
no, you see, if you want that you have to vote for sir keir starmer or the local or temporal equivalent
that's one of the iron laws of history
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>>218421562
>Yet Rorke talks about wanting to boost the white birth rate, which would also create job competition and "suppress wage growth" by the same theory.
The existing population having children doesn't increase job competition anywhere near the same way as importing working age people
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adam spending more of his time trying to convince people he's an imbecile. great use of free will
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leftymong astonished rorke has transformed and evolved from his free market liberalism and this concerns him deeply
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>>218421654
*checks busy schedule*
erm, well I'm not sure if I, hmmm let's see, yeah, yeah, I guess i can make it
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need a brown woman to bob up and down on my willy
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>>218421434
Fallow bussin fr fr ong
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>>218421663
mate youve been talking to yourself all day about your dollhouse characters just take your meds and put on a film or something fucking hell he lives in your head so he does
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can someone sms text me the good posts please tia
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I have a pic of half his face but I don't think it'd be very nice to post
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Dadstein fuming when mumberg puts the GBnews on
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>>218421697
Yeah don't
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>>218421688
you should take a break from 4chan mate. its clearly not doing you any good
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>>218421717
thats you done
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>>218421710
are tobes
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>>218421697
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accidentally let slip a clue to mum that I'm a virgin
hope she doesn't tel her boyfriend
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>>218421725
I want to penetrate that thing
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>>218421734
um
hi
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>'We were tricked': How one woman lures foreign men to fight on Russia's front line
this is the type of shit rorke would fall for
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i'm so gangster
you're so thug
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>>218421724
if pretending you just achieved a meaningless internet victory is the motivation you need to take a break from this place, then that's great. i hope you sort things out
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Love it
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recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
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>>218421756
done him
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Off to the gym
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>>218421756
like i said, youve been talking to yourself all day mentally shadowboxing your schizo characters spaki and adam, you are deeply mentally unwell please go to a doctor
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>do nothing for weeks then get stressed doing all my work at the last minute
>get new project and instantly revert to doing fuck all
why am I like this
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generating bizarre fetish pornography
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>>218421809
done him
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>>218421764
Not trying to be nasty yeah but surely she can’t feel anything during sex now
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>>218421743
please watch his morrowind videos
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>>218421809
right then well you're clearly mentally ill. whens the last time you went 1 week without posting here?
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>>218421599
>actually the previously given reason was bullshit and i just dislike brown people due to racism
See, that wasn't too hard was it, moron

>>218421616
>More babies being born to white britons wont suppress the wage growth
Yes it will due to Rorke's supply and demand theory. More supply of labour will, according to Rorke's theory, reduce wages. That's you done then.
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He called me Spaino yesterday when I was talking about the myrder rate in London going down and I didn’t really understand why lol
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>>218421838
im trans btw if that matters.
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>>218421838
having a melty cause someone pointed out your mental illness are you? feeling a bit exposed are you?
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>>218421736
hopefully she lets you have your way
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>>218421846
no i literally just said it was multiple reasons.
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>>218421764
that's a lot of abortions
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>>218421475
Are you my increasingly zesty mate by any chance?
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>>218421809
>>218421849
it’s a /brit/ rite of passage being called spaki/heather whatever by the dollhouse schizo. we’ve all been through it
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they aren’t the smartest in birmingham
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>>218421860
you're the only one agitated here. you need a break from this place
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>>218421871
most of the time its accurate though
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>>218421871
you need to be called 190 for the trifecta
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>>218421889
How so
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>>218421896
?
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>>218421871
Happened to me when I went on holiday to Poland, made him have an hour long melty because apparently nobody posts on 4chan when they travel
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>>218421907
Glad I could bulldoze you so easily
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mad
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>>218414159
Me when I think about the r-word
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>>218421880
at the end of the day you have multiple people in here calling you a sad schizo. Youve been done mate
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>>218421875
The skin color of the perpetrators is surprisingly light hmm
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what if the real schizo is the one accusing everyone else of being schizo characters ah yes the perfect plot twist
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Maybe the real schizos were the friends we made along the way.
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My arae fucking reeks
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Sorry guys, I did a little fart
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>>218421950
Why?
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>>218421982
I was told all criminals were brown
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>>218421950
They all look like underclass peasants
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toilfu tells me the relationship with her bf is hanging by a thread now
soon, lads>>218421987
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>>218421995
Woah woah WOAH cool it with the classism here
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that’s the dollhouse wheelchair spacka sent flying yet again
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>>218421987
Hmm... nope, no you weren't
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>>218422007
You must propose to her this afternoon. Don't let this slip away.
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must be embarrassing to get hit by a car. even if I was dying I'd be like no don't call an ambulance I'm fine haha
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>>218422049
i heard women get the ick if you've ever been in an ambulance
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just a massive bag of quavers for lunch
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Morning lads how is everyone foing
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VILE pervert
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>>218422067
Makes sense. Lying there all vulnerable groaning letting other men look after you and take you to be looked after by other much more competent men
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>>218422085
why are her lips so thin
gross
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>>218422043
feel like I shouldn't be leaping into her knickers the minute she breaks up, wouldn't be proper and that
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>>218422088
The horror of two adults being happy together.
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>>218422102
yeah in a way it's like letting the NHS BBC gangbang you isn't it
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We all need arresting
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>>218422067
what if I was in the back but not the actual patient
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mental when you get a gf they expect you to shag them when they're wearing no makeup pack it in love fs
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Mousey, clean your room !! :P
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>>218422135
what, cos you need a lift? ick
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off to bed
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>>218422067
True. If you need surgery you need to do it yourself otherwise you are unfuckable.
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>>218422119
Bizarre post
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>>218422141
that's why it's better to remain a shagger rather than settle down, you get to experience each girl at her best and trying her hardest
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mumberg has mentioned more than once that her friends ask her if there are signs of any grandchildren on the way. assume she hasn't told them I'm an autistic virgin freak
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>>218422191
think about it
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many of you are horrifically addicted to this place and need an extended break to cure your raped minds
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>>218422167
night night!
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eating mcdonalds and crying
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haha melty
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>>218422215
i need a fucking clue
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>>218422215
ktim except replace "this place" with "japanese pornography"
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>>218422202
I'm normie presenting (got a gf) and my mum said "ARE YOU PREGNANT?!!!" once to my gf who said she had a tummy ache. Mental
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Told my mum at Christmas had completely given up on finding a relationship at this point and there was 0 chance I’d have kids and she started crying lmao

Felt harsh but she keeps bothering me asking about it and I’m 37 and still a virgin so what does she want?
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>>218422215
Easier said than done.
This place is genuinely all they have in their lives.
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>>218422108
Alri Sir White Knight
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sweet blasphemy my giving tree it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
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>Retired British couple are killed in scuba diving accident in the Maldives
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>37 and still a virgin
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>>218414159
>/brit/
/irl/*
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>>218422215
Not really
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>>218422253
Look I don't usually advocate this but go and get yourself a gook wife mate for fuck sake
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>>218422266
>>218422273
>>218422276
hatrick
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>>218422288
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>>218422250
how do I larp as a normie to get a gf
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>>218422286
you may not be addicted to this place but it appears you have a learning disability
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>>218422253
It's all about them lol
crying selfishly
grim stuff
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>>218422273
I can beat that. I’m 40 this year and I’m still a virgin, KHV to be more precise!
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>>218422133
>NEED MORE MORE
easy, 1984bro
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>>218422299
scrianf
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>>218422253
Boomers and Gen X parents really fucked up raising their kids didn't they. Turns out those boring things like Church, Society, Order, etc, are actually essential. Well too late now. Abyss awaits.
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>>218422311
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finally figured out that what's been making my hands feels so sticky is this body yogourt i got for xmas

it smells nice but it feels really gross on the hands
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>gain weight
>face becomes fatter, belly becomes fatter, arms, legs, everything
>cock stays exactly the same

how's this fair then?
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>>218422306
Nah
only the weak would be mind raped by something as banal as /brit/
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>>218422307
Yeah or crying because their offspring is going to suffer as a completely broken and miserable retard
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>>218422319
that means its very low quality. whoever gave it to you doesnt think much of you
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might join a board game club do you reckon any pretty girls go to them or will it just be weirdos like me
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>>218422253
Are you a single child? I think my mum has given up on even asking she knows I'm an unlovable incelloid. Not quite 37 yet but soon to be 30 and it was already over long ago.
Thankfully for them sisberg already has kids so I think they just wrote me off as a mistake and moved on
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I suppose I should feel somewhat blessed to have a women interested in me enough to shag and watch telly with.
Why she is though, I have no idea.
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>>218422330
Just realised this is a massive buff that women get ... Getting fat at least (sometimes) results in juicier chebs and arse ... Not so for the male physique
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I don’t blame my parents, my brothers and sisters all have kids. I was just born different I guess. I’m not even autistic or particularly ugly I’ve just never had sex!
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fell off the plan for a few days but im back now.
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>>218422007
wonder if there was ever a film where the guy already in the relationship was the good guy, and the guy trying to destroy that to shag the woman was the bad guy
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>>218422351
There could be some women there and they may well be shaggable
They will be weird and autistic of course
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>>218422261
I also don't want to appear so painfully desperate in front of my other colleagues. If I make a move the fucking second she becomes single I'll never hear the end of it
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>>218422366
something in your brain fucked up during gestation
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>>218422379
THERE HE IS!
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Hypothetically, if I send gore to my former boss for firing me (unfair dismissal, so he deserves it) with the intention of pissing him off, at what point does it become "harassment" or "malicious communications" or whatever the legal term is?
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>>218422338
She should have been crying for the last 37 years and done something about it then, but she didn't
She is crying because now all her mates get to be grandmothers and she's not looking forward to looking like a loser to them or growing old without any progeny simple as
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>>218422366
ktim got 2 brothers one is married one always has a relationship. me? 32 yesr old virgin
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I just wonder what Graham Linehan's up to
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>>218422330
it's smaller though isn't it
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>>218422308
I'm a KV myself. Dont understand how you can get to 40 without ever even getting a hug, are you just a recluse?
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>>218422303
Step one go outside
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>>218422392
Probably as soon as you send it if it could be reasonably argued that you sent it with intention to cause distress
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>>218422392
Depends if you're male or female and if they're male or female
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>>218422398
why is it her responsibility?
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me? 30 KHHV

the real kicker? never even tried, just accepted my fate after about ~16 haha
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Lads, I'm beginning to worry that seeing escorts may have permanently ruined me.

Right now I'm panicking because the escort I saw on Saturday has left reviews on AdultWork for other clients that she must have seen after me, yet she hasn't for me yet. She said she would do it "in the week" when I last messaged her on the weekend and she left me a heart emoji which was nice but I'm still panicking that this is a subtle form of rejection.

Why do I feel this way? Do I just have terrible emotional attachment? Whenever I'm with her I feel so happy, yet when I leave I feel really sad.
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>>218422422
What are you asking
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>>218422398
You do realise that at some point you became responsible for yourself being a fucking loser don't you
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mi look
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I'm 36 and virgin but i'm not kissless because i kissed 2 girls when i was 18
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>>218422427
this is the sad fact for all you virgins here. never even gave it a go :(
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having a daughter this year and the *hits pipe* meme has thoroughly destroyed me and all enthusiasm for it
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>>218422433
are you low IQ?
>done something about it then, but she didn't
>why is it her responsibility?
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>>218422339
true
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>>218422439
rorke AND leftypol left positively aghast at such a notion
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hate to say it but mumberg does often do a "well THEY'VE all managed why can't you" when she talks about cousins and friends' kids marrying off and buying houses
yeah they are being financially supported by their parents (she sits in a 750k empty house and won't sell)
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>>218422385
I have made no attempt whatsoever to destroy her relationship. I haven't flirted with her, I haven't spoken about her partner in a negative way, I've been completely passive. I can't even be blamed for the car-pooling incident, that was her fault
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>>218422474
not implying that at all, get in there if he's a shitebag
just funny in films that it's automatically assumed the current bf/husband is the bad one and usually in real life he's only bad because he's not you.
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>>218422455
are you a soulless bug, or illiterate?
>crying because their offspring is going to suffer as a completely broken and miserable retard
>why is the suffering of her offspring her responsibility
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>>218422427
ktim couldn't be arsed to even try. I had a few chances in my time, just never did anything with them
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>>218422454
just have to make sure you're the first one to shag her
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Self loathing hour is it
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>>218422439
Business idea: boomers helping their children
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>>218422509
Were you a completely miserable and broken retard at 18
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got the danny and gary on
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>>218422467
me? im the richest cousin
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>>218422512
um what the heck
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>>218422427
hm yes, resigning yourself to an entire lifetime of sad miserable loneliness because you were scared to even try to talk to girls 15 years ago seems like a reasonable thing to do.
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>>218422133
Rorke will claim billions of pounds of funding from perverted men has nothing to do with this sites success or women's desire to work on it and it's actually all *checks notes* the Jews
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Timmy Gardening Ltd.
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>>218422509
so why is it her responsibility?
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the fucking STATE of helen skelton's feet dios mío
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>>218422539
you dont understand my situation at all
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>>218422531
ah parenthood ends the moment a child turns 18 then is it
confirmed for bugman then thanks for playing
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>>218422558
imageboard mate
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>>218422525
They ought to pull themselves by the bootstraps like we did in our time!
*Hoards all the wealth*
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just a matter of mindset really. You can overcome the needs for a bit of minge with willpower
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is his mom supposed to sleep with him and impregnate herself with her own grandchild
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mad how insanely shit and incompetent i am at my job both in terms of technical and communication skills
the 18 year old apprentices several grades below me provide more to the business than I do
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>>218422560
no, i think i understand your situation perfectly.
you're a pathetic self-loathing man(child) of inaction.
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>>218422558
*sits in a sack and slides down her*
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some of you seem to have very confused ideas about what it means to bring a person into this world
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>>218422505
ok I get it. The funny thing is I've never even met the guy, he's probably lovely and completely undeserving of this. She claims that the high stress of the job is making her take it out on him, poor fella probably just asks how her day was and gets shouted at
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>>218422587
ktim I'm training a grad and they are basically already better than me cos I just cannot give a fuck about it all but they are full of drive
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this nigga wants his mum to go to pubs and clubs with him and help him chat up birds lmao
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>>218422600
not confused i'm terrified
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>>218422622
I think he just wants an arranged marriage.
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>perhaps his mother could have supported him more somehow
>WHAT BY WING MANNING? LOOOL BY HAVING SEX WITH HIM???
hmm.
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>>218422611
if i were him i'd be angry at this and see you as my biggest nemesis and want to kill you.
but actually i wish you the best of luck in destroying his life and happiness (he'll get over it i'm sure).
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First round interview in 30 minutes
They claim it's just to "get to know" me
Worried they're going to throw a technical question in
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His mum should sell her house and give him the cash so he can practice with escorts
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>>218422412
I'll have to do it anonymously, then.
>>218422416
We're both male.
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>>218422648
Mention all the great /brit/ gimmicks you've been privy to
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>>218422648
as a fun icebreaker, why don't you tell us your name, where you're from, and your favourite way to sort a linked list?
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spongbob big guy pants ok
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can you just FUCK OFF
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going to blackpool pleasure beach
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>>218422667
KTIM!!!!!!!
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>>218422648
ask lots of questions, keep them talking, shows your interest
What's it like culturally What's the typical day in this role what are other benefits what will success in the first six months look like
Just get a list of bs questions and keep firing them off. If they say anything you want to know more about ask follow ups
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where are all the competent zoomers full of drive where I am? Every new hire we get barely has the motivation to turn up on time, and they don't even give a shit when they're threatened with a sacking
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I'm 33 and a virgin because I'm too weird and autistic for regular society
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>>218422667
hahaaa ktim
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>>218422648
after two years one of the woman that interviewed me said she didn't actually understand a word i said in my interview but i'm a native english speaker so that's good.
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>>218422682
None of my gimmicks got close to goty :/

>>218422683
Scream

>>218422683
So essentially just ask questions incessantly so they have no chance to catch me out with their own?
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>>218422695
Are you 70?
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Honestly think I might have been better off staying a virgin rather than seeing escorts.

Now I've had a taste of what it's like, it's fucking torture knowing I've never had a gf.
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>>218422646
again I've done literally nothing to influence this and will feel zero guilt if it actually happens
I've seen a picture of him, hes a decent looking bloke so I feel he won't have much trouble moving on
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>>218422704
oh most of them are dog shit I just have one really good one
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>>218422427
I didn't want to be rejected, so I never tried.
Ended up getting lucky as my ex seduced me and I went along with it.
She was slightly insane, but she had rather large tits and was also a virgin.
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>>218422558
>helen skelton
Fact about her yeah
When she was of an age I can't post she went topless on a French beach and someone filmed it (professionally)
It is online
Her tits look amazing in it
It's not hard to find at all and it is 100% her
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/olympics/1607303/helen-skelton-is-distressed-after-topless-photos-of-her-from-when-she-was-17-emerge/
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BEWARE incels they WILL ask what you do in your spare time and you need to pass this shit test. Have a normie answer ready
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May as well apologize for my behavior now so I don't come back later out of guilt

>irony not sincerity
>never show emotion or feel empathy (it's a sign of weakness)

Right, won't be conducting myself in that manner because it's how uneducated people behave and irl it's a impedance to progress. Best of luck to you all and forgive me for what I've said i wasn't being honest
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>>218422746
you shouldn't feel guilt the world is a constant battle of winners and losers
if you own a shop, to survive people need to give you their hard earned money. dating is the same not everyone wins. rip his heart out and mash it down the sink in the shower.
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>>218422764
no time is spare
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>>218422387
IF they break up, get back on the rideshares with her and progress from there lad.
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>>218422764
>dvde I'm a heckin incel
Save it for /britfeel/ you waste of space.
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>>218422739
>essentially just ask questions incessantly so they have no chance to catch me out with their own?
Yes but it's the recruiter screening so it's really just checking you are normal and interested
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sucking off my brand new hayati pro max blue razz cherry
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>>218422788
Nah no recruiter screening for this one, friend referred me so I skipped that bs
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>>218422743
how did you get my iq test results
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>>218422764
Me I always answer jogging, reading books and cooking. I don't mention the hours playing map painting games or the day-long goon sesh
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>>218422787
what are you on about spacker
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recently found out that there are wild wallabies roaming around the british countryside. give them back you thieves
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>>218422764
"I love hiking"
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>>218422704
they’re either really shit are incredibly good no in between
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>>218422788
>They claim it's just to "get to know" me
it's a screening
Ok not with the recruiter but nevertheless
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>>218422779
the word is impediment and you will always be a raped imbecile with no self control
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>>218422764
Going to the pub with my mates wahey
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>>218422819
No nigga
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>>218422784
that is indeed what I'll do. If they actually do split up I'm planning to joke "you can pick me up tomorrow then" with a wry smile the minute she tells me
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Mad how Blackpool was a nice place to take a trip during the boomers' times
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>>218422764
History. Early 20th century. Germany, specifically
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>>218422764
i volunteer at my local old people's homeless LGBTQ+ charity mental health soup kitchen
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>>218422868
It wasn't "nice" it was a gaudy shit hole. Blackpool hasn't changed our standards have
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>>218422868
is it bad now? haven't been in about 20 years what changed.
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am i gay for driving a honda?
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>>218422899
>what changed.
Nothing, which begs the question why you're not aware how shit it is
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>>218422898
Very good and true post. It was always treated as a bit of a joke.
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>>218422916
because i haven't been in 20 years.
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>>218422908
Yes I drive one too wanna make out?
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don't even know what a wallaby is
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>>218422819
Never seen one outside a zoo
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Might print off /brit/ threads and put them in a folder
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>>218422947
Small kangaroo
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Why does spaki hate Blackpool?
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new soon, going to be great
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>>218422792
Mental how much fags are these days yet you still see people smoking
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Lovely office milf brought me a bag of mini eggs :)
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>>218423001
>>218423001
>>218423001
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>>218422977
Make them a wallpaper and then mass produce and sell then
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p sherman 42 west wallaby way sydney
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>>218422995
cor. you know what needs doing to her arse now
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>>218422764
literally never asked a guy this ever, not once
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>>218422705
ktim but 19



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