aphex twin edition
Recently I read that raves started in the USA but they got popular in the UK. I always thought it had started in the UK.>In the mid to late 1980s, a wave of psychedelic and other electronic dance music, most notably acid house music, emerged from acid house music parties in the mid-to-late 1980s in the Chicago area in the United States. After Chicago acid house artists began experiencing overseas success, acid house quickly spread and caught on in the United Kingdom within clubs, warehouses and free-parties, first in Manchester in the mid-1980s and then later in London.
>>218414316Also punk rock was originally from the US.
>>218414384Do you mean garage rock as a proto punk rock?
IIIIIIIIIIIII WANT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUL
Still not the thread lol
what does /brit/ think about Amelia being turned into their national mascot? she is now more famous than the Queen (King).
>>218414384and niggers
Poo barms
the Old but ..the new !!
>>218421355>>218421365Brown people aren't inherently bad but you're too dumb to understand that
it's impossible to poo when you're upside down so if you need to poo but can't then just do a handstand until you can
I made this thread last night :D
I don't think Mouse has actually streamed. There would have been proof of some kind.
>>218421405rich people aren't inherently bad either
>>218421411scream how is it still up
I Pinchmyselfevery Day ..Gary Eats andDanny Rate My Takeawayare TheBestin The World !!their YouTube Channel wasKismet !!
1. I hate corporations and big business for importing a slave labour class to suppress wage growth in the job market2. I hate brown biomass flooding the country to readily take up these jobs and thereby reaffirming big business its ok to suppress wage growth furtherSee leftymong? That simple
currently pooing
>>218421393if only 2% of the population have done something then it's not something that needs to be excused is it
>>218421434I can`t Believe !!
>>218421415https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaeHere's his Twitch
>>218421441What's your excuse?
recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
>>218421459I know but he has no vods and nobody has taken any screen records/images of his streams. Seems a bit unusual no?
>>218421415he streamed yesterday around 6pm and it went well so he'll probably do it again soon or even today
>>218421461are you autisticwhat kind of conversation is this
ate a load of shite this morning, won't be eating again today
>>218421480Holy grim
>>218421475scmrwaing
>>218421475sca
>>218421475scream
>>218421491with his feet up uwu
>>218421475I crack my neck and say "I hate Mexican people" even though I have never met any Mexican people and have no particular feelings about them
>>218421427The ones who make Britain worse are. Maybe you'll say "brown people who make Britain worse are bad", but so are white people who make Britain worse. The thing about the rich and powerful though is that they have a much greater ability to ruin everything. They can use their money and influence for much greater effect than someone who has little money.
>>218421475screb
>>218421485I accept your concession
>>218421514So this is where Toby posts from. This is an insane development in Mousenonce lore.
the final poo has fallen from my arse
>>218421518>They can use their money and influence for much greater effect than someone who has little money.Sorry but no, wogs simply existing is like giant 5'9 lumps of stinking shit walking our streets
>>218421480
>>218421437>I hate brown biomass flooding the country to readily take up these jobs and thereby reaffirming big business its ok to suppress wage growth furtherYet Rorke talks about wanting to boost the white birth rate, which would also create job competition and "suppress wage growth" by the same theory. Perhaps then your opposition to brown people is not to do with their effect on wages, but instead due to other reasons (racial prejudice etc)
Fuck. My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
>>218421518we have a choice about bad brown people being here
>>218421562Rorke slammed.
>>218421514looks anorexic
>>218421534the craziest development is how normal he soundshe's northern and has a slight speech impediment but other than that you wouldn't think he was the absolute menace we know as mousey
>>218421527bested by facts and logic lil bro
>>218421578grok, enhance those lettersmake the delivery address legible
>>218421562yes people who aren't autistic like you normally have multiple reasons for disliking something.
yes it is due to racial prejudice and not economic reasons
>>218421437but why would you advocate for immigration restriction when you could instead advocate for a classless post-scarcity utopia which not even the person asking this rhetorical question supports
Daily reminder.
>>218421578Can you let us know when he goes live? I don't have a twitch account so can't follow him
>>218421578the pizza box
>>218421601>advocate for a classless post-scarcity utopiaBecause it's sci-fi bollocks
>>218421562More babies being born to white britons wont suppress the wage growth because they arent brown biomass from the third world with the lowest of standards of pay. Thats you done. Want to try again?
>>218421601nigga this isnt star trek lol
>>218421604yep x
>>218421631Thanks umchicken x
got some great posts lined up for around 8pm, be there
>>218421578>cruise news>walk your way>burgenlandis tobestar planning a trip?
>>218421613no, you see, if you want that you have to vote for sir keir starmer or the local or temporal equivalentthat's one of the iron laws of history
>>218421562>Yet Rorke talks about wanting to boost the white birth rate, which would also create job competition and "suppress wage growth" by the same theory.The existing population having children doesn't increase job competition anywhere near the same way as importing working age people
adam spending more of his time trying to convince people he's an imbecile. great use of free will
leftymong astonished rorke has transformed and evolved from his free market liberalism and this concerns him deeply
>>218421654*checks busy schedule*erm, well I'm not sure if I, hmmm let's see, yeah, yeah, I guess i can make it
need a brown woman to bob up and down on my willy
>>218421434Fallow bussin fr fr ong
>>218421663mate youve been talking to yourself all day about your dollhouse characters just take your meds and put on a film or something fucking hell he lives in your head so he does
can someone sms text me the good posts please tia
I have a pic of half his face but I don't think it'd be very nice to post
Dadstein fuming when mumberg puts the GBnews on
>>218421697Yeah don't
>>218421688you should take a break from 4chan mate. its clearly not doing you any good
>>218421717thats you done
>>218421710are tobes
>>218421697
accidentally let slip a clue to mum that I'm a virginhope she doesn't tel her boyfriend
>>218421725I want to penetrate that thing
>>218421734umhi
>'We were tricked': How one woman lures foreign men to fight on Russia's front linethis is the type of shit rorke would fall for
i'm so gangsteryou're so thug
>>218421724if pretending you just achieved a meaningless internet victory is the motivation you need to take a break from this place, then that's great. i hope you sort things out
Love it
>>218421756done him
Off to the gym
>>218421756like i said, youve been talking to yourself all day mentally shadowboxing your schizo characters spaki and adam, you are deeply mentally unwell please go to a doctor
>do nothing for weeks then get stressed doing all my work at the last minute>get new project and instantly revert to doing fuck allwhy am I like this
generating bizarre fetish pornography
>>218421809done him
>>218421764Not trying to be nasty yeah but surely she can’t feel anything during sex now
>>218421743please watch his morrowind videos
>>218421809right then well you're clearly mentally ill. whens the last time you went 1 week without posting here?
>>218421599>actually the previously given reason was bullshit and i just dislike brown people due to racismSee, that wasn't too hard was it, moron>>218421616>More babies being born to white britons wont suppress the wage growthYes it will due to Rorke's supply and demand theory. More supply of labour will, according to Rorke's theory, reduce wages. That's you done then.
He called me Spaino yesterday when I was talking about the myrder rate in London going down and I didn’t really understand why lol
>>218421838im trans btw if that matters.
>>218421838having a melty cause someone pointed out your mental illness are you? feeling a bit exposed are you?
>>218421736hopefully she lets you have your way
>>218421846no i literally just said it was multiple reasons.
>>218421764that's a lot of abortions
>>218421475Are you my increasingly zesty mate by any chance?
>>218421809>>218421849it’s a /brit/ rite of passage being called spaki/heather whatever by the dollhouse schizo. we’ve all been through it
they aren’t the smartest in birmingham
>>218421860you're the only one agitated here. you need a break from this place
>>218421871most of the time its accurate though
>>218421871you need to be called 190 for the trifecta
>>218421889How so
>>218421896?
>>218421871Happened to me when I went on holiday to Poland, made him have an hour long melty because apparently nobody posts on 4chan when they travel
>>218421907Glad I could bulldoze you so easily
mad
>>218414159Me when I think about the r-word
>>218421880at the end of the day you have multiple people in here calling you a sad schizo. Youve been done mate
>>218421875The skin color of the perpetrators is surprisingly light hmm
what if the real schizo is the one accusing everyone else of being schizo characters ah yes the perfect plot twist
Maybe the real schizos were the friends we made along the way.
My arae fucking reeks
Sorry guys, I did a little fart
>>218421950Why?
>>218421982I was told all criminals were brown
>>218421950They all look like underclass peasants
toilfu tells me the relationship with her bf is hanging by a thread nowsoon, lads>>218421987
>>218421995Woah woah WOAH cool it with the classism here
that’s the dollhouse wheelchair spacka sent flying yet again
>>218421987Hmm... nope, no you weren't
>>218422007You must propose to her this afternoon. Don't let this slip away.
must be embarrassing to get hit by a car. even if I was dying I'd be like no don't call an ambulance I'm fine haha
>>218422049i heard women get the ick if you've ever been in an ambulance
just a massive bag of quavers for lunch
Morning lads how is everyone foing
VILE pervert
>>218422067Makes sense. Lying there all vulnerable groaning letting other men look after you and take you to be looked after by other much more competent men
>>218422085why are her lips so thingross
>>218422043feel like I shouldn't be leaping into her knickers the minute she breaks up, wouldn't be proper and that
>>218422088The horror of two adults being happy together.
>>218422102yeah in a way it's like letting the NHS BBC gangbang you isn't it
We all need arresting
>>218422067what if I was in the back but not the actual patient
mental when you get a gf they expect you to shag them when they're wearing no makeup pack it in love fs
Mousey, clean your room !! :P
>>218422135what, cos you need a lift? ick
off to bed
>>218422067True. If you need surgery you need to do it yourself otherwise you are unfuckable.
>>218422119Bizarre post
>>218422141that's why it's better to remain a shagger rather than settle down, you get to experience each girl at her best and trying her hardest
mumberg has mentioned more than once that her friends ask her if there are signs of any grandchildren on the way. assume she hasn't told them I'm an autistic virgin freak
>>218422191think about it
many of you are horrifically addicted to this place and need an extended break to cure your raped minds
>>218422167night night!
eating mcdonalds and crying
haha melty
>>218422215i need a fucking clue
>>218422215ktim except replace "this place" with "japanese pornography"
>>218422202I'm normie presenting (got a gf) and my mum said "ARE YOU PREGNANT?!!!" once to my gf who said she had a tummy ache. Mental
Told my mum at Christmas had completely given up on finding a relationship at this point and there was 0 chance I’d have kids and she started crying lmaoFelt harsh but she keeps bothering me asking about it and I’m 37 and still a virgin so what does she want?
>>218422215Easier said than done. This place is genuinely all they have in their lives.
>>218422108Alri Sir White Knight
sweet blasphemy my giving tree it hasn't rained in yearsi bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
>Retired British couple are killed in scuba diving accident in the Maldives
>37 and still a virgin
>>218414159>/brit//irl/*
>>218422215Not really
>>218422253Look I don't usually advocate this but go and get yourself a gook wife mate for fuck sake
>>218422266>>218422273>>218422276hatrick
>>218422288
>>218422250how do I larp as a normie to get a gf
>>218422286you may not be addicted to this place but it appears you have a learning disability
>>218422253It's all about them lol crying selfishlygrim stuff
>>218422273I can beat that. I’m 40 this year and I’m still a virgin, KHV to be more precise!
>>218422133>NEED MORE MOREeasy, 1984bro
>>218422299scrianf
>>218422253Boomers and Gen X parents really fucked up raising their kids didn't they. Turns out those boring things like Church, Society, Order, etc, are actually essential. Well too late now. Abyss awaits.
>>218422311
finally figured out that what's been making my hands feels so sticky is this body yogourt i got for xmas it smells nice but it feels really gross on the hands
>gain weight>face becomes fatter, belly becomes fatter, arms, legs, everything>cock stays exactly the same how's this fair then?
>>218422306Nah only the weak would be mind raped by something as banal as /brit/
>>218422307Yeah or crying because their offspring is going to suffer as a completely broken and miserable retard
>>218422319that means its very low quality. whoever gave it to you doesnt think much of you
might join a board game club do you reckon any pretty girls go to them or will it just be weirdos like me
>>218422253Are you a single child? I think my mum has given up on even asking she knows I'm an unlovable incelloid. Not quite 37 yet but soon to be 30 and it was already over long ago.Thankfully for them sisberg already has kids so I think they just wrote me off as a mistake and moved on
I suppose I should feel somewhat blessed to have a women interested in me enough to shag and watch telly with. Why she is though, I have no idea.
>>218422330Just realised this is a massive buff that women get ... Getting fat at least (sometimes) results in juicier chebs and arse ... Not so for the male physique
I don’t blame my parents, my brothers and sisters all have kids. I was just born different I guess. I’m not even autistic or particularly ugly I’ve just never had sex!
fell off the plan for a few days but im back now.
>>218422007wonder if there was ever a film where the guy already in the relationship was the good guy, and the guy trying to destroy that to shag the woman was the bad guy
>>218422351There could be some women there and they may well be shaggableThey will be weird and autistic of course
>>218422261I also don't want to appear so painfully desperate in front of my other colleagues. If I make a move the fucking second she becomes single I'll never hear the end of it
>>218422366something in your brain fucked up during gestation
>>218422379THERE HE IS!
Hypothetically, if I send gore to my former boss for firing me (unfair dismissal, so he deserves it) with the intention of pissing him off, at what point does it become "harassment" or "malicious communications" or whatever the legal term is?
>>218422338She should have been crying for the last 37 years and done something about it then, but she didn'tShe is crying because now all her mates get to be grandmothers and she's not looking forward to looking like a loser to them or growing old without any progeny simple as
>>218422366ktim got 2 brothers one is married one always has a relationship. me? 32 yesr old virgin
I just wonder what Graham Linehan's up to
>>218422330it's smaller though isn't it
>>218422308I'm a KV myself. Dont understand how you can get to 40 without ever even getting a hug, are you just a recluse?
>>218422303Step one go outside
>>218422392Probably as soon as you send it if it could be reasonably argued that you sent it with intention to cause distress
>>218422392Depends if you're male or female and if they're male or female
>>218422398why is it her responsibility?
me? 30 KHHVthe real kicker? never even tried, just accepted my fate after about ~16 haha
Lads, I'm beginning to worry that seeing escorts may have permanently ruined me.Right now I'm panicking because the escort I saw on Saturday has left reviews on AdultWork for other clients that she must have seen after me, yet she hasn't for me yet. She said she would do it "in the week" when I last messaged her on the weekend and she left me a heart emoji which was nice but I'm still panicking that this is a subtle form of rejection.Why do I feel this way? Do I just have terrible emotional attachment? Whenever I'm with her I feel so happy, yet when I leave I feel really sad.
>>218422422What are you asking
>>218422398You do realise that at some point you became responsible for yourself being a fucking loser don't you
mi look
I'm 36 and virgin but i'm not kissless because i kissed 2 girls when i was 18
>>218422427this is the sad fact for all you virgins here. never even gave it a go :(
having a daughter this year and the *hits pipe* meme has thoroughly destroyed me and all enthusiasm for it
>>218422433are you low IQ? >done something about it then, but she didn't>why is it her responsibility?
>>218422339true
>>218422439rorke AND leftypol left positively aghast at such a notion
hate to say it but mumberg does often do a "well THEY'VE all managed why can't you" when she talks about cousins and friends' kids marrying off and buying housesyeah they are being financially supported by their parents (she sits in a 750k empty house and won't sell)
>>218422385I have made no attempt whatsoever to destroy her relationship. I haven't flirted with her, I haven't spoken about her partner in a negative way, I've been completely passive. I can't even be blamed for the car-pooling incident, that was her fault
>>218422474not implying that at all, get in there if he's a shitebagjust funny in films that it's automatically assumed the current bf/husband is the bad one and usually in real life he's only bad because he's not you.
>>218422455are you a soulless bug, or illiterate? >crying because their offspring is going to suffer as a completely broken and miserable retard>why is the suffering of her offspring her responsibility
>>218422427ktim couldn't be arsed to even try. I had a few chances in my time, just never did anything with them
>>218422454just have to make sure you're the first one to shag her
Self loathing hour is it
>>218422439Business idea: boomers helping their children
>>218422509Were you a completely miserable and broken retard at 18
got the danny and gary on
>>218422467me? im the richest cousin
>>218422512um what the heck
>>218422427hm yes, resigning yourself to an entire lifetime of sad miserable loneliness because you were scared to even try to talk to girls 15 years ago seems like a reasonable thing to do.
>>218422133Rorke will claim billions of pounds of funding from perverted men has nothing to do with this sites success or women's desire to work on it and it's actually all *checks notes* the Jews
Timmy Gardening Ltd.
>>218422509so why is it her responsibility?
the fucking STATE of helen skelton's feet dios mío
>>218422539you dont understand my situation at all
>>218422531ah parenthood ends the moment a child turns 18 then is itconfirmed for bugman then thanks for playing
>>218422558imageboard mate
>>218422525They ought to pull themselves by the bootstraps like we did in our time!*Hoards all the wealth*
just a matter of mindset really. You can overcome the needs for a bit of minge with willpower
is his mom supposed to sleep with him and impregnate herself with her own grandchild
mad how insanely shit and incompetent i am at my job both in terms of technical and communication skills the 18 year old apprentices several grades below me provide more to the business than I do
>>218422560no, i think i understand your situation perfectly.you're a pathetic self-loathing man(child) of inaction.
>>218422558*sits in a sack and slides down her*
some of you seem to have very confused ideas about what it means to bring a person into this world
>>218422505ok I get it. The funny thing is I've never even met the guy, he's probably lovely and completely undeserving of this. She claims that the high stress of the job is making her take it out on him, poor fella probably just asks how her day was and gets shouted at
>>218422587ktim I'm training a grad and they are basically already better than me cos I just cannot give a fuck about it all but they are full of drive
this nigga wants his mum to go to pubs and clubs with him and help him chat up birds lmao
>>218422600not confused i'm terrified
>>218422622I think he just wants an arranged marriage.
>perhaps his mother could have supported him more somehow>WHAT BY WING MANNING? LOOOL BY HAVING SEX WITH HIM???hmm.
>>218422611if i were him i'd be angry at this and see you as my biggest nemesis and want to kill you.but actually i wish you the best of luck in destroying his life and happiness (he'll get over it i'm sure).
First round interview in 30 minutesThey claim it's just to "get to know" meWorried they're going to throw a technical question in
His mum should sell her house and give him the cash so he can practice with escorts
>>218422412I'll have to do it anonymously, then.>>218422416We're both male.
>>218422648Mention all the great /brit/ gimmicks you've been privy to
>>218422648as a fun icebreaker, why don't you tell us your name, where you're from, and your favourite way to sort a linked list?
spongbob big guy pants ok
can you just FUCK OFF
going to blackpool pleasure beach
>>218422667KTIM!!!!!!!
>>218422648ask lots of questions, keep them talking, shows your interestWhat's it like culturally What's the typical day in this role what are other benefits what will success in the first six months look like Just get a list of bs questions and keep firing them off. If they say anything you want to know more about ask follow ups
where are all the competent zoomers full of drive where I am? Every new hire we get barely has the motivation to turn up on time, and they don't even give a shit when they're threatened with a sacking
I'm 33 and a virgin because I'm too weird and autistic for regular society
>>218422667hahaaa ktim
>>218422648after two years one of the woman that interviewed me said she didn't actually understand a word i said in my interview but i'm a native english speaker so that's good.
>>218422682None of my gimmicks got close to goty :/>>218422683Scream>>218422683So essentially just ask questions incessantly so they have no chance to catch me out with their own?
>>218422695Are you 70?
Honestly think I might have been better off staying a virgin rather than seeing escorts. Now I've had a taste of what it's like, it's fucking torture knowing I've never had a gf.
>>218422646again I've done literally nothing to influence this and will feel zero guilt if it actually happensI've seen a picture of him, hes a decent looking bloke so I feel he won't have much trouble moving on
>>218422704oh most of them are dog shit I just have one really good one
>>218422427I didn't want to be rejected, so I never tried.Ended up getting lucky as my ex seduced me and I went along with it.She was slightly insane, but she had rather large tits and was also a virgin.
>>218422558>helen skeltonFact about her yeah When she was of an age I can't post she went topless on a French beach and someone filmed it (professionally) It is online Her tits look amazing in it It's not hard to find at all and it is 100% herhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/olympics/1607303/helen-skelton-is-distressed-after-topless-photos-of-her-from-when-she-was-17-emerge/
BEWARE incels they WILL ask what you do in your spare time and you need to pass this shit test. Have a normie answer ready
May as well apologize for my behavior now so I don't come back later out of guilt>irony not sincerity >never show emotion or feel empathy (it's a sign of weakness)Right, won't be conducting myself in that manner because it's how uneducated people behave and irl it's a impedance to progress. Best of luck to you all and forgive me for what I've said i wasn't being honest
>>218422746you shouldn't feel guilt the world is a constant battle of winners and losersif you own a shop, to survive people need to give you their hard earned money. dating is the same not everyone wins. rip his heart out and mash it down the sink in the shower.
>>218422764no time is spare
>>218422387IF they break up, get back on the rideshares with her and progress from there lad.
>>218422764>dvde I'm a heckin incel Save it for /britfeel/ you waste of space.
>>218422739>essentially just ask questions incessantly so they have no chance to catch me out with their own?Yes but it's the recruiter screening so it's really just checking you are normal and interested
sucking off my brand new hayati pro max blue razz cherry
>>218422788Nah no recruiter screening for this one, friend referred me so I skipped that bs
>>218422743how did you get my iq test results
>>218422764Me I always answer jogging, reading books and cooking. I don't mention the hours playing map painting games or the day-long goon sesh
>>218422787what are you on about spacker
recently found out that there are wild wallabies roaming around the british countryside. give them back you thieves
>>218422764"I love hiking"
>>218422704they’re either really shit are incredibly good no in between
>>218422788>They claim it's just to "get to know" meit's a screening Ok not with the recruiter but nevertheless
>>218422779the word is impediment and you will always be a raped imbecile with no self control
>>218422764Going to the pub with my mates wahey
>>218422819No nigga
>>218422784that is indeed what I'll do. If they actually do split up I'm planning to joke "you can pick me up tomorrow then" with a wry smile the minute she tells me
Mad how Blackpool was a nice place to take a trip during the boomers' times
>>218422764History. Early 20th century. Germany, specifically
>>218422764i volunteer at my local old people's homeless LGBTQ+ charity mental health soup kitchen
>>218422868It wasn't "nice" it was a gaudy shit hole. Blackpool hasn't changed our standards have
>>218422868is it bad now? haven't been in about 20 years what changed.
am i gay for driving a honda?
>>218422899>what changed.Nothing, which begs the question why you're not aware how shit it is
>>218422898Very good and true post. It was always treated as a bit of a joke.
>>218422916because i haven't been in 20 years.
>>218422908Yes I drive one too wanna make out?
don't even know what a wallaby is
>>218422819Never seen one outside a zoo
Might print off /brit/ threads and put them in a folder
>>218422947Small kangaroo
Why does spaki hate Blackpool?
new soon, going to be great
>>218422792Mental how much fags are these days yet you still see people smoking
Lovely office milf brought me a bag of mini eggs :)
>>218423001>>218423001>>218423001
>>218422977Make them a wallpaper and then mass produce and sell then
p sherman 42 west wallaby way sydney
>>218422995cor. you know what needs doing to her arse now
>>218422764literally never asked a guy this ever, not once
>>218422705ktim but 19