Fukuhara edition
First for British culture
miss her so much x
>>218416868im in this photo
another dogshit zinger
general gingerpedo is on the march!
How about oaf. There's one that's out of circulation for you.
What’s on the agenda today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfX3SL-sb4Y&list=RDEMp_kUY5JTNB3NpMV67RBC8Q&index=8
>>218416914work, come home, try not to drink, drink, sleep
>>218416914looks like this so far
Average poster looks like this and has tranny porn on his device but thinks he's not gay
the toil freaks do be waking up (sadly lol) and going to toil loool omds
>>218416945in dreams alone are we free from toil
who needs a gf when you have unlimited internet porn
>>218416938
fuck up sperg
>>218416951virgin freak me but yeah i agreefanny would get boring after like 3-4 times
>>218416968the raped
I found it
>>218416978the raped
>>218416980the raped
what does the raped mean
someone road raged and called me a spastic while i was driving home.. i didnt even do anything to him
>>218416985the raped
Dry January: Day 13. How we all getting on lads?
>>218416993melty
>>218416986shouldve glassed the cunt
There’s been a rape up there!
>raped>melty>raped>melty>raped>melty
have sex you fucking autistic losers
Why does Starmer and Blair gets such a hating campaign, while the likes of Boris Johnson, David Cameron, Theresa May and Gordon Brown get a pass?Who wants to create this fake image that UK was a shithole during Blair and Starmer mandates, and a thriving nation where everybody had 500 billion pounds storaged on their bank accounts and a brand new Aston martin in the garage
>>218416986If I was you
>>218417025the raped
got the frasier on
>>218416981Do you know what that means
The Germans. A great bunch of lads!
>>218417069you posted it once i cba to look it up bcos i honestly dont care
>>218417044Quite stylish!
MERCY
rorkeypops
>>218417044mercy
Ok spaki settle down now
>>21841710410% of 18-24 is crazy shit lmao
find a frasier in the morning with a cup of tea very relaxing before toil
/brit/ is a craniac general
Texas is 40% white. What the heck??
>>218417076the raped
The BBC glorifying a dangerous criminal of course.
at toil again aren't I
>>218417185all women are dangerous criminals
>>218417185so they've given up all pretence of being impartial?
lol I heard someone was RAPED in hereimagine being male and getting raped
>>218417177
>>218417217rorke vs leftypol
Kettle onOne and a half tsp of Nescafe instantOne tsp of sugarSplash of milkBosh
>>218417236
>>218417237kettle wouldn't work this morning, think the fuse has gone
>>218417261I HATE women
>>218417261americans are very weird people
reckon /pol/ radicalised me into believing the internet was never supposed to be for everyone
if they don't want people to use grok to put them in bikinis then why don't they just not post their photos
>>218417319X did that for me, deleted my account months ago and never looked back
need some way to have coffee in bed
Your own slice of Donedon. A snip at half a million quid.
>>218417338corr. who's buying this shit?
>>218417328don't think twitter was very good for my mental elves so i binned it off too. mad that it's full of dumber arguments and more disinformation than 4chan.
The Asian Fanny
>>218417379need it
>>218417379abjure it
>>218417371mad isn’t itnow we’re stuck with this shite, and the sliver of positive is quickly out-scaled by the overwhelming negative it has brought
only use 4chan and YouTube really me
>>218417426ktim
Divine.
>>218417447me when i wake up and the bed is dry
so many beautiful girls about, hate them
youtube algo delivering kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ENjcj9Wi8
Might start carrying a walking stick as a self defence weapon
got a load of today's toil done yesterday so going to rearrange my desk area and change my sheets this morning (after a poo)
another day of listening to the normies at work talk about traitors
>>218417497get one with a sword inside
>>218417497get one that puffs sleeping gas out of the end when you press a button
Can’t be wearing hoodies over 30Can’t be wearing trainers over 30It looks sloppy. It looks childish. Made from inferior materials. Need to get a clue. No more of this. No more.
>>218417509had to listen to coworkerberg talking to some slag he met on hinge, embarrassing shite, I don't want to be a shagger after hearing that crap
>>218417507looksmatched couple in 2026
>>218417555lafter years of looksmaxxing rorke got his low tier becky
Hope everyone's keeping to their Dry January commitment. Let's not falter now guys
>>218417545british-made. european at a push
business idea, you all send me £10
>>218417612what are you going to do with £60
>>218417602haven't had a drink since boxing day
>>218417676invest in poo
>>218417487today i learned the b in bdsm stands for botox
Friend of mine has, over the past few years, increasingly picked up the diction, intonation and cadence of an American homosexual when he speaks. It's everything from over extending his words>"I looooooove it"To doing this weird exaggerated side to side head shake when he says thingsNot to mention the general Americanisation of his language>ass, elevator, every wog slang under the sunIt's got a lot worse since he got a foreign gf who, from what I can tell, was raised exclusively by American reality TV Watching the two of them talk is like listening to a rich west coast girl and her gay best friendNot sure how to approach the subject as it's really gone a bit too far now
mad how dogs just don’t get tired of crying or barking they will literally do it for fucking hours without stopping if they are locked outside or something fucking pathetic creatures
>>218417751Having tons of female friends turned me fruity too
Dark, cloudy, pissing with rain, lights still on at 9am. Love January me.
He was right
>>218417758yeah mate, they don't have the capacity to think 'hang on, this is getting me nowhere so maybe I should stop'
>>218417803>nonce dislikes the idea of being judged Makes sense
>>218417803>*dies and goes straight to hell*You winning now Steve?
>>218417812>nonceProof?
woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy
>>218417812Prove he was a nonce>>218417815Prove that hell exists
>>218417776Pretty sure his only female friend is his gf
>>218417699got a shipment coming out of my bumhole right now lad buy buy buy
Guys visiting Epstein island several times doesn't make you a nonce mkay
>>218417751Slowly distance yourself from him if it annoys you. The second you bring the subject up you'll be the bad guy.
>>218417803Hawking was such a hack if he wasn't in that wheelchair with his silly little robotic voice nobody would have ever heard of him
>>218417819>>218417830look at the child's face
>He was right
>>218417910yeah but he did that fitter happier song, that was a banger
>>218417910You're a better physicist are you? Go on then, prove that the theory of Hawking radiation is flawed
>You're a better physicist are you? Go on then, prove that the theory of Hawking radiation is flawed
steven "hung like a horse" hawking
morning lads hows it foing
Can you wear a flatcap in your 30s?
>>218417679Good lad
>>218418048only a specific archetype of person can, but it’ll never look good
>>218418048Yeah. Whatever it takes to hide that bald patch
he didnt just post a family photo with....*gasps* A CHILD!!???!?!>THE RAPED THE RAPED AHHH IM FUCKING LOSER I HATE WOMEN AHHHHHH I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENT MY MUMMY DIEDkys cringe case
>>218418061Didn’t you wear flatcaps??
aff tae physio
>>218418081yes, and i tried making it worse alas i had to metaphorically bin it because it didn’t look good
got the mahavishnu orchestra on
>>218418048Of course mate
you still live with your parent, btwyour dad wants you to fuck off instead of having to support you clueless fucktardgoofy ahh nigga
>>218418128Fake and gayNobody gives that much of a fuck about how some stranger dresses
>>218418128badarse
don't know what this yank is on about
>>218418179its the raped nonce having another melty
>>218418179you dont much of anything, do you? be sure to list it every time you fail to grasp something, k?
>>218418179He's mentally ill, ignore him
>>218418188screaming
>>218418192this poster is mentally ill, ignore him
Did anyone in your family wear a flatcap? Can remember my grandad having one
youre brown wtf do you even post here youre not british these people arent your friendsgoofy niqqa go back
>>218418200Don't think Tommy Shelby had airpods
b-but i am british ...just look at my flag icon youre a fucking n*gger and youll always be a stewpid fucking n*gger
raped nonce yank spending a significant portion of his life in a thread where everyone hates him and receives constant abuse. very bizarre use of free will
>>218418264>why is the severely mentally ill person doing mental things?!?!
alri candy-ass roody-poos
>>218418264I don’t hate him
Ok yanks can fuck off now it's 10 am shoo shoo
>>218418289>assFOY
>>218418048Annoyingly the flatcap took some serious damage from peaky blinders and it's subsequent adoption by every second lad in the third world
what’s a pud?Like pudding?
>>218418327everyone in your life would be relieved if you died
>>218418327Don’t let DTFIC mindrape you this hard bro
>>218418342ktim
melty
being dead has got to be very embarrassing. You're just getting flopped around from the hospital to a morgue and funeral centre with your knob out and a retarded look on your face
where's all the posts then
>>218418473mad if your actually still in the body aware of everything, probably what happens when you die
>>218418503that doesnt seem probable at all actually and also, its *you're you mong
mental how the berg wakes me up at 6am for scran then sits doing nothing all day
>>218418503yeah I reckon this is probably what happens as well knowing our luck lol
>>218418518yeah? You're waifu a shit, so how about that? >>218418530probably just go mental sitting in you're coffin
Is Pluribus a good show
>>218418342this always gets him to shut up for a while
>>218418554yeah it's alright
>>218418554Absolute shite
Lads, I had my third meeting with an escort on the weekend. It went well and we discussed what we could do in future sessions. I sent her a "thank you" message afterwards and she responded with a red heart emoji and a big smiley face. She said she would leave me a positive review "in the week" but she hasn't yet, although she has left reviews for other clients since then but not me. Am I overreacting if I am panicking? I want to see her again in the next 2-3 weeks so I was thinking of contacting her maybe on Sunday 19th January to schedule our next meeting.I honestly don't know what I'm feeling or what to do. I do desperately want to see her again but I always seem to get into a glum mood a few days after when I start thinking that she may not see me again.Is is just the chemicals in my brain going haywire? I just don't know what to do. If I end up feeling like this after every meeting, is it such a good idea seeing her? Should I maybe try to discuss it with her the next time we meet?
>>218418554i'd say no and I'm a breaking bad/BCS fan
the doctors will be shocked at the size of my willy
>>218418577Genuinely fucking hate you
jolly good gamehttps://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cftUIdSr_T8
>>218418577Sacked Tranny!!
i'm the first white nigga
>>218418638Honestly Sacked Tranny could shag like crazy on the dating apps.
fair amount of effort going into this gimmique, not worth it
>>218418623I will now report you to the british authorities for sharing a hurtful and racially discriminating video on social mediaexpect direct consequences
>>218418623Not on is it
>>218418662Shut up Tilde you fucking tard LOL
that ginger girl he keeps posting was killed in the sandy hook shooting. imagine being that demented. and then you have le free speech advocates out here like duuuurr i dont agree with it but i will defend ur right to say it :))
https://youtu.be/eEWhHTP7KMwI was laughing at this video until my school came up on screenthen I realised I was in the targeted demographic
>>218418700It is true tho
>Indian colleague passes me her share of the work >it's complete dogshit>completely unusable without major changesWhy do our bosses insist on hiring these people
>homer bimpson
oh my days bro actually thinks that shit happened LMAOOOO mf probably believes the narrative for 9/11 too looooool
>>218418725perhaps you should complain to her manager instead of us
>>218418721True that you’re a tard? Heck yes it is
>>218418725it werry good saar
>>218418725it genuinely is a mystery. the amount of times ive seen this where brown biomass have just not done any work and theres no consequences at all astounds me. Something is going on and in the years to come we might eventually find out what happened because this doesnt make sense
>>218418705Sounds pretty on-brand for an American flag on this board. I struggle to remember the last time I saw a post by an American flag that wasn't some form of schizobabble. And no I won't filter them because it's funny and somewhat useful to be reminded of their insanity
>>218418712All these songs while presenting as just mocking privileged people in a bubble are designed to attack native white cultureThe idea that there's something wrong with English people from 100 miles away living in their capitalThe way it pushes lower class minority culture as "cool"It's very obvious
horrible how dysgenic runts who says Fs instead of THs are just accepted as a "dialect" these days
Imagine eating her shit.
>>218418579I also liked BB/BCS but I haven't watched Pluribus
>>218418600Why? I'm asking for advice
>>218418804Of all the things to seethe about in the wogification of english like runts on here saying lengers, you choose this as the most grating
>>218418804disgusting londonese
>>218418761not really a mystery is it.foreign retards are hired because they accept low salaries, dont complain, and dont unionise. their bosses accept their shoddy work because they know there are also skilled cowards who will fix their mistakes and not escalate the issue (due to fear of losing their jobs), plus the mentally ill leftypol freaks who will bend over backwards to defend them and cover up any negligence in the name of diversity
>>218418761At my last job there was a Nigerian who could barely speak English and simply could not do the jobThis was a client facing IT role mind where communication and technical skills are importantSomehow he was completely immune to being sacked and it was just agreed we'd put him on the type of stuff reserved for a 1st year uni student and nothing moreEven with that he still did his utmost to half arse everythingDespite everyone including my manager agreeing he's useless for some reason he never got sacked
>>218418126good lad but billy cobham can get boring
>>218418861rustlers is it lad
>>218418840They can fuck off too, but you also need to learn to speak properly you underclass piece of shit
>>218418856Getting sacked is exceedingly rare in this country you usually have to prove gross misconduct. That’s why merely incompetent people just go on having jobs forever.
news???good news?? bad ???
>>218418856im a white bloke and i reckon people think the same about me. im a welder and just get given apprentice work
>>218418761Diversity hires are a real thing, especially in bigger companies where reaching a certain quota is taken into account in ESG scores calculations. It's happening everywhere and all at once because it's being pushed hard by big private equity firms and other financial institutions
>wogification
>>218418906Accent and dialect have no correlation to class, grow up young man and get a clue.
>>218418318newfiend
>Accent and dialect have no correlation to class
>>218418950negrification is a far better word, and also accepted in english
>>218418950biomass spotted
>>218418761To be fair I'm very much white british and I haven't done an honest day's toil in about 5 years, yet I've survived redundancy processes and always get my yearly bonusI think basically there's a lot of inefficiency and apathy in the world of work these days
>>218419000>white britishNo one says this you’d just say you’re english, scottish or welshYou are Indian
>>218418969>Accent and dialect have no correlation to class,Bizarre lie, can only assume you're a wog from this appallingly incorrect statement
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart up my nostrils.
>>218416914put the new cooker in
>>218419015It's just a statistical term you stupid cunt, not making any grand statement by itAlso, yes many native people do say British, you're just brainwashed by tired 4chan and x talking points and I dare say it's time to grow up
>>218419048corr get one with the slide in door?
going to the shop at lunch for a big fat fucking vape not even just a crystal bar i mean one of those huge ones with the digital screen and that cor
>>218418977screaming
>>218419056brown
>>218419074No need to sign your posts
>youtuber has speech impediment where he pronounces his Ls as WsFuck off you spastic learn how to talk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
>>218419056
>>218419079It seems as if almost every youtuber has some sort of egregious speech impediment or runtish twang these daysProbably a deracinated wog-brained zoomer phenomenon, they're all like that to some extent
>>218419079Weave him awone mate
new year new me is officially over
on that wuppa grind me x
>>218419101to be fair zoomers are the brownest generation to ever reach adulthood
neurolink, show me the biggest, hairiest, stinkiest, lowest set of balls
might go see Yes live
>>218419062i have one of them
>>218418994Or maybe I just think racism is stupid. It means you get socially excluded and fired from jobs. And if I want other races to be non-racist towards me then it makes sense that I should be non-racist towards them.
>>218419141They must be fucking ancient by now
>>218419161Yawn, pull the other one spaki
>>218419146disposable? any good?
For the love of god why
>>218419185More woke propaganda
>>218418725It's a bit strange how Indian diaspora (born in the UK) can be quite polite and smart but Indians born in India are by-and-large scammers and retarded
>>218419185new channel three?
that picture of you is serving mug
>>218419000Bullshit jobs and all that, the vast majority of jobs you can just half-assedly do and get by because we don't need that many people working at the end of the day
>>218419185Mock the Week will make the upcoming permawar more tolerable for the masses
>>218419223TLC whatever that is
>>218419185panel shows are cheap filler slop easily churned out and there is no shortage of mid comedians desperate to prove how much they love the neoliberal status quo.
>>218419185Need more panel shows for Rosie Jones
>>218419162yeah most of them are dead, just watched a bit of them playing live last year, new singer is very gay, don't want to go now
>>218419185I gather you don't like this O'Brien guy why is that?
Rosie Jones to host The Chase
>>218419218The Indians that arrived 30-40 years ago were often educated or had worked for the British as administrators in Africa.
rorke, you are the weakest link, goodbye
>>218419257I'm fine with Dara, as libtardesque as he is.The entire show is a pathetic shadow of it's hayday 15ish years ago. It's the show equivalent of forcing a dementia-riddled geriatric being forced to continue living. Its existence hurts.
does rosie jones have neoliberal teeth?
>>218419218Maybe leftypol was right and it is all environmental
youtuberg on a wild one tonight
>>218419185>>218419257Dara is smart because he's an atheist>Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dara_%C3%93_Briain
>>218419278>or had worked for the British as administrators in Africa.Er no lol, Indians went to Africa to run shops and small businesses Africans regarded them much the same way as Jews are stereotyped here - conniving, money-grubbing, dishonest, etc.
>>218419138*Bans neuralink because of revenge porn**Your implant stops working and you become a drooling vegetable*
>>218419278oh aye, my first job as a teenager I worked in a pharmacy for a Ugandan-Indian.Gujarati fellow.Very nice chap and quite the Anglophile. Can't be a coincidence that the most Anglophile minorities are often the most hard-working and civilised.
>>218419312my cherie amour la la la la la la la
>>218419318almost every single UK/Irish comedian is an atheist Genuinely you find one that isn't and you've got a unicorn.Tim Vine is one that bucks the trend I guess.But genuinely almost every single one is atheist. Dara isn't special at all.
got the asmr reminding you that nothing every happens on
>>218419343mental how much more attractive and witty and better tim is compared to jeremy
purchased a new cheese yesterdayMANCHEGOSpanish, speep's milk.Haven't opened it AS OF YET.You familiar chaps?You reccie? Completely out of character purchase but that's the new 2026 me. There's no chains on this badboy.
>>218419343How about that Richard Coles bloke
clean shaven always other but than that unconditional surrender
>>218419381he's a vicar so I doubt he believes in god
>>218419381he's not a comedianhe's a witty non-comedian who oft appears on comedic showsmuch like claudia winkleman or martin clunes or rylan clark or holly willoughby
>>218419380too good for cheddar huh
>>218419380Yeah it's niceGot some brie in the fridge meself
feeling very evil today
>>218419380you should blend it with nettles mouseye pluribus unum
>>218419407You could say that.
>>218419401rylan is my favourite quare
>>218419318Most people are atheists these days. Some will call themselves "culturally christian" which is essentially the same thing. It's hardly a unique or noteworthy opinion
Another day of pointless toil for me. Wish I was on the bennies but WITHOUT any meetings with bennies people. I just want the cash deposited IN my bank account.
new guy on our team suggested automating some of the workflow but reception was lukewarm because I think everyone knows that pretending to work with these fake tasks is half of the "job"
>>218419486Have a quiet word with him
>>218419486throw a paper aeroplane at his head
>>218419486Why is he trying to put you out a job?
>>218419486give his arse a good seeing to in the disabled bogs
Will be saving my dogshit posts for the next thread now
>>218419486ktim it feels like every other task I do around the office is here specifically to waste time and perpetuate the illusion that we're constantly busy. The only logical solution is to automate it on your end and reap the benefits
Have a really shit image no one cares about and shall be saving it for the new
>>218419557I can wait!
having a wank
>>218419557>I could care less
come on lads, post so we can have the new!
bump
37 year old man
might get into buying vending machines it looks like basically free money
*refuses to post*
Spaino
wish I had a job
the new already exists, i'm just waiting until 310 to link itthe ball is in your court gentlemen
off toil sick you see
>>218419616ktim
218414159<<218414159<<218414159<<WEN
Just rolled for the two new blue archive girls
NEW>>218419655>>218419655>>218419655
>>218419624lazy wanker
sponsored by your mums arse lol
