>>218421536
Why are they sleeping in what appears to be a box?

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i love my lord and savior jesus christ

>>218421579
https://youtu.be/0Tx54PFOotY?si=iFYDbczi3wJFK1Vh

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*vinyl scratch sound*
>YOU'RE NOW BROWSING
*car crash sound*
>/CUM/
*elephant sound*
>CANADA USA MEXICO
>*explosion*
>WHERE WE POST NOTHIN BUT FACTS, FACTS, AND MORE FACTS
>*glass shattering sound*
>*police siren*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR LIBTARD'S GENERAL
>cuckservatives whine and bitch and cry about non-issues the only one they are actually right about is the immigrants

>>218421579
Jesus was a muslism and a prohet. God doesn't do ungodly things like having a son

Accidentally stayed up until 7:00 a.m. award

Big Wreck is a Canadian band from the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4CvjE5l2oc

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>>218421468
He's going WAY over the ham limit.

>>218421558
you vill live in ze pod
you vill be groomed by ze hag in the pod

>>218421558
imagine how stinky her sweat must be in such an enclosed space. just horrible

>>218422032
This made me laugh so hard lmao

When it focuses entirely on being an *experience*, I love it. But then it slips into a scene where I'm supposed to, like.....care? Which is not what this movie does best. And then 2 minutes later some dudes gets an arm cut off and it's not surprising or exciting at all.

>>218422147
Which film are you watching, Mr. Finland? And are you watching it in a sauna?

a fucking FINN

If you're going to be a loser incel who's socially retarded, at least get ripped

>>218422320
100% correct. You’re speaking my language.

>>218421865
how do you do that accidentally?

I've been mongrelized and deracinated

@grok put her in traditional saree with bindi

I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes

>>218421558
>>218422035
>>218422117
She is his mom, freaks

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I deserve this

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>>218422320
This wins the internet

>>218421468
I look like this and wear this
t. shaved my head and face this morning

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If they would just put a vibration alarm/mechanism in it, I'd buy it immediately.

>>218422320
Checked out /r/brogress half of them make zero progress. Pure suifuel. If I did that I would just take steroids. No way imma be a stringbean forever

>>218423714
go back and stay there faggot

>>218423536
You deserve me

Kits too early I shouldn't be at work, I should be sleeping/drinking

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I would also get one of these, if not for the cheap bracelet and the ridiculous price.

My dream (or part of my dream last night) was that me a and a group of friends (fictional but had some elements derived from my real life high school friends) went to Disney World for a few days. The story only focused on a single day though mostly. We went to a few rides etc, not really relevant to what I want to say though. Apparently in my dream, Disney decided to open an orgy/nudist spot that you could rent out. So we did that. We all got naked, and proceeded to enjoy and pleasure ourselves for about 2 hours. The strange part is that it wasn't lustful, sexual; we weren't trying to get anybody off. In fact this wasn't even a wet dream, I didn't cum or even get horny. We were simply admiring each other's bodies. I was licking a girl's entire body, massaging her breasts, playing with her hair, kissing her, pressing my face against her butt to lick her vagina, etc. There were other men there, but I'm straight, so I didn't imagine any gay behavior. Girls were spreading each other's legs apart to lick their vaginas, swap spit, etc. And after that we left and continued as normal and went to another ride. As I said before, nobody came or orgasmed. It was just enjoying each other as humans. This is going to sound strange, but I felt that this was one of the most beautiful things I had seen over the past few months. There was something deeply human about it. Just raw passion and love for the human form. I don't really know what I'm saying with this, I just wanted to write it down somewhere

using the internet should give you cancer like smoking cigarettes and inhaling burning plastic

I’m so drunk. I’m such a loser. A jacked, beautiful, charismatic, big-dicked loser.

>>218423845
pretty sure I’m destined to remain alone atp
appreciate the thought thoughbeit

the janny banned me for reporting that polish flag thread with the dildo he shoved up his ass the other day

he’s a little vindictive bitch isn’t he. can’t tell if he’s a ricecel or russian

The only thing you have ever cared about was nugs, chillin' and grindage.

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>>218424386
You can tell when the mod/janny takes issue with you personally because they start banning you for the most petty things lol. Total janny death I say

>>218422320

No reason to lift weights if you can’t get pussy lmao. Never understood guys who kill themselves in the gym going 5+ days a week and don’t even get a crumb of pussy or female attention. That’s like 99% of /fit/

>>218423536
There's plenty of downies at the rec center for you

I want to explode my fucking head with a head exploder device.

Have to go get my fucking windshield fixed, another fucking crack from all the salt and shit those commies put down on the road

>>218424468
the little troon rangebanned my ISP after I made a few threads criticizing him/her/xer lmaoooo

no wonder this place is dying

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Black wimmin always be playing criminals

I support the jannies
I trust the science
I believe love is love

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>>218424690
Get half your mobile data IPs banned too, just go to airplane mode then you get a new one. NEVER let the jannies forget, they do this for free.

>>218424690
There's a tranny janny raging the past week, xhe must have gotten xhir period

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sup niggaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO5_mhJRXq8&list=RDqO5_mhJRXq8&start_radio=1

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>Karl Marx and Engels both considered Slavs subhuman
LMAO why have I never heard of this? Makes the USSR 10x funnier

yo girl want me

only losers complain about being banned
move on with your life

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>>218425333
Trvke

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>>218425333
this. real men just reset their IP and keep shitposting.

I have never attempted to evade a ban, as this would contravene 4chan's Global Rules.

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Stunad, she could've had the whole world. Anything she wanted could have been hers. Everything has a price. She had the keys to the fucking kingdom and gave them away.

>>218425578
good for her

>>218425578
She took too much off. Some of it was hiding her gut. Brutal.

>>218425578
would have done the same tbf
looks painful and inconvenient

/cum/ is extra slow today. did like half of you get deported?

So you would trade being a deity for being mortal if it hurt your back a little bit?
Exercise, you fuck and make your back stronger. That's a small price to pay for godhood.

>>218425695
It's not even 8 am yet. Niggas is still sleep

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>MIGA

>22 lbs tits
She could've been a billionaire

>>218425701
shut up you bomboclat fucking indian

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>>218425772
Aquila non captat muscas

>>218425722
It's time to RISE AND SHINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrocxEWT430

>>218425827
Based

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lol

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She had the right idea. She's set. For life and never has to work a day in her life.
It's the highest folly to spur the gifts of the gods

>>218425827
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrocxEWT430 [Embed]

>that subtle call out of infantry faggots at 00:40

lmao

Not to be scoffed at are the radiant gifts of the gods; they offer them freely to whomever they wish, and a man wouldn't willingly choose them

>>218425333
Redditjeet defending the jannies

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Why is Jason using Judaism on /talmudtorahtanahktikkun/?
>>>/lgbt/42279287

>>218421865
I do this on purpose every other night

Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has died

>>218426191
Couldn't be happier for him

>>218425857
>Canadian Conservatives trying the "act really nice and remove any sort of thing that could even be 1% offensive to the people that still hate us regardless" strategy for the 1000th time
Really no helping them at this point

>>218425970
look at the toll it’s taking on her body
never trade your health for wealth

showing up to the local community college with a six pack like "yeeeaaaa wheres the protests at hahaha"

>>218426191
shouldnt have taken the clott shot

hello

>>218426191
F

>>218426191
This guy had a very wild life trajectory at the end >>218426247
He died of prostate cancer thoughbeit

>>218422320
Women love my anorexic body

>>218426241
What till? Her tits have nothing to do with her being fat

too scared to live, too scared to die

>>218426191
Rest in peace. He was one of the good ones.

You ever be so bored that you start cleaning

>>218421805
>cuckservatives whine and bitch and cry about non-issues the only one they are actually right about is the immigrants
Conservatives are just the designated losers in the left's political dialectic of progress, their whining is totally impotent.

>>218426303
each tit must be 20lbs
her back is fucked, I can tell because of the way it is

Please restraint yourself. I know it is difficult, but you must persevere.

>>218422320
You can get away with being fat if you're tall enough to stretch it out.

>>218426361
yes
or as a good deed to earn some drug & gaming time

>>218426363
>He thinks the post-war paradigm is going to last forever
End of History anons are NGMI

>>218426398
Trvke, when women say they like a "dad bod", they just mean a 6'4 guy no abs

>>218426363
100% right

I wanna gain 20-25 lbs this year

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>>218426533
Me but only muscle

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>>218426571
>Millennial dads when the fajitas are SIZZLIN'!

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>>218426323
Life is only scary for me when thoughts about ending up homeless one day creep into my mind. Other than that the thought of dying is always scarier because it's the unknown. You don't know what to expect in the afterlife.

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>>218426629
Why would being homeless scare you? Just start Diogenes-maxxing

>>218426298
the vaccine gives you ass cancer

>>218426254
hi

>>218426673
being homeless in greece sounds scary ngl being homeless in first world countries is comparatively easy

>>218426323
this

>>218426673
being broad is not the same as being muscular
tumblrite with the 50 IQ post strikes again

i have now fumbled TWO latinas that use 4chan

>>218426900
I admire your commitment to the stereotype.

>>218426820
He can literally just bum a ride to Germany and live like a king with a free apartment claiming to be a refugee

>>218426191
F. His comics provided some small relief once I entered cubicle wageslave hell.

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>>218426191
One of the funniest newspaper comic writers.
F.

Uberjeets offered me 3 months free premium membership and 60% off 2 orders. They want me fr

>>218426820
Being homeless anywhere sounds scary but maybe in America where they let you take over entire blocks and build homeless encampments is better.

Outside tanning in January

>>218427050
what does your canadian boy butt smell like through your underwear?

>>218427138
Kill yourself

>>218426571
pictures pike this make me afraid to show happiness in public
he did nothing wrong, leave him alone

Yet again I went to /pol/ and they called me a beaner :(
Why are they like this?

>>218427052
Its still dangerous here. They fight eachother for turf, steal from eachother. Psychos beat or sometimes kill them for fun.

>>218427138
Probably like shit

>>218427197
The fajitas came out lukewarm

>>218427237
They are self-loathing chicanos.

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good morning o algo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUFw1GH6ic

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>>218427237
*hugs*

>>218427194
what does your boy butt smell like then?>>218427244
why, do you shit your pants?

>>218427373
ytpipo getting too soft it's pathetic

i think i’ll blame women leaving me on woke. couldn’t be my fault.

I have a dentist appointment today. You cannot possibly imagine how much I suffer (my teeth are fine I just have social anxiety).

has anyone ever worked for doordash or ubereats im thinking of delivering for them on my ebike in my city
p.s. what happened to postmates

women have successfully destroyed society

>>218427373
What homo is this I saw that video of the american journalist being beheaded with an arab-tier (shit quality) knife around that age and I'm fine without globohomo therapy besides thinking the world should build a wall around the middle east and the USA

>>218427373
I should have been a glowie, none of this shit ever bothers me they could have sent me to africa to go destabilize a nation or something

race war going on right now

>>218427594
Indycar > F1 > NASKEK

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>>218427523
This is me when I have a haircut appointment and feel stressful the night before because I can't do small talk for shit and I just stay quiet while my barber does his thing

>>218427532
what do finnish twink butts smell like if you smelled their butts through their underwear? my guess is a bit like salty liquorice and beer

>>218427648
youre one nervous nellie

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all of this feels like a theatrical act

>>218427667
My guess would be hangover ass smell iykyk

>>218427694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role_theory

mexican bros… the bartender at work stares at me a lot but she kinda looks angry when she does it. is she into me, or does she want me to die for no particular reason? i’ll settle for both

>>218427676
I'm abnormal. The customers next to me always do small talk with their barbers.

>>218427667
What's your deal, man? Everyone's ass, regardless of nationality, smells like shit. It's where shit comes from. Gay people like man ass and the smell of shit. You're playing at being some gay guy, but gay guys like the smell of shit.

>>218427716
i was talking about the current political situation.

>>218427720
She totally wants you bro

>>218427720
Are you white? Latinas HATE white boys

Wild how almost no place is hiring anyone anymore you can tell when they aren't actually hiring when they say this

>We are interviewing other people
>Yeah we call you back
>Yeah we will call you back for other openings
>You did great

>>218427720
Lunge at her and grab her to start kissing passionately. She's all yours bro

>>218427237
i'm sorry this happened to you, fren. i would never call you that

>>218427739
If a twink boy took a shower and washed his butt and put on clean underwear, what would his butt smell like then? What would it smell like an hour later? Exactly. It would smell like soap and his natural scent (In the case of Canadian twink boys this means there's always a base note of dark maple syrup and baking spices) just because you shit your pants doesn't mean femboy butts smell like shit...more often than not they smell like the natural femboy scent. A vegetal flowery smell

>>218427667
>>218427698
Not talking about le meme "american college kid" hangover either but the sort of destroyed their gut biome with two weeks of heavy drinking award and now it's just the metabolic end products of alcohol pissed out of the ass

>>218426191
Haha, he died of ass cancer lmao

>>218427835
I'll just cut to the chase: You are living in sin. I don't like you. I don't like the way you choose to live. You will burn in Hell for eternity.

The boy butt poster is the worst new schizo

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>>218427916
Why dodge the question? What would the mechanism be for a femboy butt smelling like shit if he has a clean butt and underwear and hasn't pooped?
>>218427849
Finland is a cold country so the boys don't sweat nearly as much which makes their butts smell nicer, I think. Of course too much alcohol would make their butt not smell as good as they could be

>>218427981
>What would the mechanism be for a femboy butt smelling like shit if he has a clean butt and underwear and hasn't pooped?
Hmm probably the shit which regularly comes out of the biological shithole? If I douse a rat in shampoo and fruity perfume, would it really be accurate to say that rats smell fruity? No, that would be deceptive, misleading. On a fundamental level, asses smell like shit, which you like.

dubs decides my next move with the latina bartender at work. nothing extremely illegal. job loss/awkwardness is an acceptable consequence of rejection. they barely schedule me
anyways.

>>218428061
tell her about this poster >>218427667

>>218428061
leave her alone

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>MIGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>218427808
the last interview i went to i had alcohol ony breath and the interviewer KNEW

>>218428061
Give her a proper goosing

>>218428131
he doesnt even know about stupid online memes you FUCKING stunad

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>>218428058
Why act so obtuse and avoid parts of my question? If the femboy has not pooped, has showered, and has clean underwear on, there is zero chance for his butt "smelling like shit" if your butt always smells dirty that speaks volumes about you and your hygiene.
Picrelated. It's you
>got me there, bud

>>218427981
This may be true but at the end of the day it still depends on the particular person's level of personal hygiene. Also, I shower on a daily basis but after I drink my shits will absolutely add an interesting flavor to any bathroom. The end metabolic products of alcohol resemble something like an apple smell, or so I've heard

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I don’t think deepfake porn is that bad. For example, distracted driving is actively putting others in danger but doesn’t get described as “horrific” or “dehumanizing”.
Deepfakes are a shitty thing to do, and people who engage in it should be socially ostracized, thoughbeit.

>>218428194
If you drown anything in a fragrant product, it will smell like that product, but to say that whatever you have smeared in it smells like that product without further qualification is misleading. That is my point. You are a fake ass lover.

>>218428312
The femboy could use unscented body wash and it wouldn't matter. If they haven't pooped and don't have poop on their ass cheeks there is no reason why their butts would smell like shit.
>18 y/o femboy
>poop first thing in the morning
>shower with unscented body wash
>put on clean undies, laundered with unscented detergent
so if you sniffed his butt right out of the shower would it smell like shit? NO. now that femboy walks around his neighborhood for an hour and you sniff his butt again- does it smell like poop? NO- because he already pooped and showered and his butt doesn't leak. so again, what's the mechanism that would make a femboy's bottom smell bad?

Might have to be on a team going to Germany for work next year, how do I get out of this other than quitting

>>218428458
Write a letter to Donald J. Trump

>>218428458
why do you not want to go?

>>218428443
>so if you sniffed his butt right out of the shower would it smell like shit? NO
Simply WRONG. You have a defective sense of smell. I have inspected plenty of asses, and they all smell like shit on the base level. And the homosexual's delight in this smell of shit is not simply contingent to their love for ass, it is an integral part of their attraction to it.

>>218428534
I don't want to leave my friends and family, go through the hassle of selling most of my shit, and I've been to Germany before it sucks

>>218428586
>selling most of my shit
why would you need to do that?

anyone else every gotten with a coworker? my usual MO is asking what her favorite starbucks drink is and buying it for her everyday without asking first. i think most women like consistency, thoughtful gestures, and light forcefulness. it worked for my last work gf but it didn’t last long.

>>218428604
Have you ever left you parents' house lil bub

I woke up in the middle of the night and took like 5 swigs of whiskey now I'm at work with a headache

>>218428558
seems like you're projecting heavily because i'm arguing against femboy malodor and you seem for it. you should learn to bathe properly and do it often

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>>218428458
You can't live/work in the EU due to a previous job. That job has an NDA so you can't talk about it.

>>218428458
What do you do for work?

>>218428632
>anyone else every gotten with a coworker?
Genuinely a bad idea unless you're at some megacorp where you never have to see her again

>>218428658
My asshole is immaculate. I know what I'm talking about. I could smell a single femboy's ass from 5 miles away in the middle of a forest, and it always - ALWAYS - smells like shit. Assholes smell like shit. That is life. You need to grow the fuck up.

>>218428707
What's your full name and address?

>>218428632
>my usual MO is asking what her favorite starbucks drink is and buying it for her everyday without asking first
Holy simp kek

>>218428638
no

>>218428785
Henry McCoy
1407 Graymalkin Lane, North Salem, NY 10560

>>218428657
retard

>>218428831
>Graymalkin Lane, North Salem
Kino

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Maybe it time we forgive millenial women? I notice they are alot nicer to guys now.

>>218428906
they made their bed

>>218428906
Isn't that Xweet almost 10 years old? She'd be in her late 50's now.

>>218428906
Unless she literally never worked in her entire life, this wouldn't be true.

girl buttholes smell different

>>218428800
cmon, $6 like 3 days a week is cheap courting. i do it in front of all the other girls to get em talking too

>>218429087
silence
a bisexual is speaking

18 year old Canadian boy butts across the board have dark maple notes, wisps of nutmeg, cinnamon and clove. The heart notes change depending on province for example PEI boy butts often have a fresh pine scent and aqua notes similar to how a beach smells after a rainstorm

>I'm not driving, I'm travelling

>>218429136
isnt this line from KOTH?

i want to get the basic small iconic casio watch for fashion but every bitch nigga streetwear poser already does that i would feel like such a dilettante

>>218429319
Nigga who cares

>>218429319
You aint even fashionable tho so who care

I've actually smelled butt. If he/she has good hygiene it just smells like skin and maybe BO

>>218429136
I watched a youtube essay on this. How true is it that most of people who subscribe to le sovereign citizen movement are just people who are deep in debt or other financial obgliations?

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its raining cumbums

So bored I went for a walk

Girl butts smell vaguely like roses with a slight hint of vanilla

Man butts smell like shit

>>218429400
what is BO?

>>218429520
butt odour

>>218429520
Body odor

>>218429520
Ball odor

>>218428558
>I have inspected plenty of asses, and they all smell like shit on the base level.
That's just a result of Europeans' lack of hygiene. If an ass still smells like shit after showering, that's their problem.

>>218429002
what do you mean? $900 is actually a generous amount of savings to have if you're the type who over spends.

I hate women but I would never ever ever ever ever hate my mommy

Yeah, I'm gonna take a fucking walk. I need to cool down. Too many people in this thread who are either arguing in bad faith or are genuinely ignorant to an astonishing degree. The place where shit is designed to come out, yeah it smells like shit. Unfuckingbelievable.

bro is BUTThurt that he hasn't experienced a nice smelling butthole

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Ancient Aztecs had a ritual where, a group of Noblemen would hold a big celebration then during the festivities they would get a random woman there drunk then take her to a temple to rape and murder her. They would then flay the corpse and one of the Nobles would wear the flayed mask and go and taunt the woman's parents. This was done to appease the Agriculture God Xipe Totec.

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Every year I'd ask parents whgo are walking their dog if their dog wants candy on Halloween (I avoid saying treat since dogs love that word) but I think I'll stop this year, dogs are degenerate and need to be made illegal. They're in part causing our fertility crisis and are Satanic. Once we solve the problem of shit women, we will need to abolish pets.

>>218429819
The CIA made them do it o algo

>>218421468
scott adams just died

hope you get knifed.

>>218429839
you need to blame the humans, not the dogs

>>218429872
RIP

One week sober. No whippits, no cocaine, no meth, no benzos, no xans, no weed, no shrooms no xtc no nothing. I dont sell drugs no more i dont do them no more. Currently fiending hard though.

>>218429944
No, fuck the dogs, whores use dogs as an excuse to avoid their biological duties.

>>218429980
so blame the whores?

>>218429972
I'm 27 years clean.

>>218429972
Sucks to be you lol

>>218429991
damn gng is you 40? i fw you man i respect that.
>>218429994
sucks hard rn but it's going to get better i know. already over the worst of the withdrawals. last year i made it around 8 months clean and relapsed for 4 so it wasn't that bad. before that i quit cold turkey on a more or less 4 year binge. nearly killed me.

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Honestly, the fertility crisis is caused by ambition. Like, no wonder people in thirdie countries breed more, they don't expect much more. Americans do, they "hold off" thinking they just need to meet a post-moving goal. If everyone was just given a job and a house, and realistically expect not much more, they'd have kids because they met the stability threshold.

How's your girlfriend 2026 project going so far anons?

>>218429972
Had a delicious cream ale with my lunch today

Girl arm hair is low key sexy

>>218430082
No, I'm 27, the joke is that this shit's never been a problem because I've never done anything harder than alcohol.

Just ate a whole pile of corn and brown rice. Had a couple oatmeal nobake cookies too. Can't wait to see what Scatty Claus leaves me in the commode tomorrow.

>>218430129
al gul is the worst. way worse than most "hard" drugs. probably the most destructive drug ever.

>>218430121
I moved in with my gf in November, she eats a lot but besides that we're both clean and doing well. If everything's stable, I might propose in June.

>>218430104
The fertility crisis is actually caused by panicky retards who don't understand population boom/bust cycles or the effect of modern medicine on average age.

>>218430121
what project?

>>218429839
>>218429980
t. cucked by german shepherd

>>218430140
you have had a lucky life. although drugs are probably the best things you can do in your life they are also one of the worst. they are so good people are willing to give up everything they own to chase them. abstaining is a hard choice, but ultimately a good and a safe one.

>>218429688
I like women but the only females I know are family members

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>>218430191
>al gul
The fuck are you doing on the 'chan Mr. Kurvitz? You should work on a sequel to "Sacred and Terrible Air"

>>218430191
That's okay, I can have one at lunch on a Tuesday and not feel the need to keep going

>>218430269
what's your body count?

>>218430121
I never took on such project. I'm at peace with my inceldom.

>>218430269
These paintings suck lmao wtf

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>>218430104
I've been thinking about the Three Billy Goats Gruff fairy tale. It's like the people are the troll under the bridge, discarding opportunities and just waiting for something better to come up until they get old and reality checked by life.

There's a French department store in NYC that has multiple bars in it

Back from my walk. I got raped.

>>218430269
i like the one on the right

>>218430394
Do they serve le vin et escargot, oui oui?

>>218430405
What were you wearing?

>>218430197
nice
good luck anon
>>218430227
you know the meme image of " guess who's going to get a girlfriend in ..." and all those failed years

>>218430269
Are those AI

>>218430446
>good luck anon
Thank you!

>>218430446
im a volcel. i do not partake in such projects

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Going to be honest, I suffer from the reverse of Paris Syndrome. I went to Paris expecting it to be a shitty and trashy ghetto, but it really is a nice place. I think the bad expectations elevated it for me.

I just want to see my fucking kid man

>>218430585
Tip: If you want to visit your kid, you should probably avoid posting on the website that's famous for hosting pedophiles and extremists.

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The cardboard shanty town of chicongo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVW-Q363_b8

>>218430252
revachol is literally just reval (tallinn). dude wasn't even creative enough to come up with a new name. all of it is just shit that happened here reframed. The dockworkers are some guys from Kalarand who bullied him when he was a kid. Robert Kurvitz aka kurivitt didnt come up with al gul lol. It's a tragedy that someone like him made a game so good. He's legitimately the worst person I've ever met. he got pushed out of za/um for a good reason. he's more or less a bum these days. Btw Kaur Kender was prosecuted for the production of *redacted* some years ago. These guys are legitimate scum of the earth.

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Should I vacation to
>japan
>greece
>italy
>france

chat is a girl, grok is a boy. the science is settled.

>>218430625
i miss BRT

>>218430265
i did coke only on weekends for like a year straight before it flew off the handle lol. no hate, i'm sure you can control it.

lol drug addicts have mental issues

>>218430674
Japan has low English rates and very complicated infastructure for people who don't read Japanese. You'll likely rely heavily on guides and apps.
Greece was by far my favorite country to visit. Cheap, nice people, amazing historical sites, and clean beaches.
Italy looks great, a beautiful country with world-renowned sites, but the people of Italy are kinda assholes desu.
France is mid, visit if you want but you aren't going to get much out of it.

>>218430813
faggot

>>218430675
literally go outside gng
>>218430813
most do. drugs are by far the easiest source of dopamine and escapism. mentally ill people abuse them all the time. i used to be a chud that convinced himself being a meth head was actually based

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>>218425578
Jesus wept

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>>218421468
Well well Americans...
Do you regret voting for Drumpfy yet?

>>218430674
Go to kazakhstan instead

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>>218430288
30+
>>218430450
No

>>218430659
>Btw Kaur Kender was prosecuted for the production of *redacted* some years ago
Looked into it, he wrote a story where *redacted* was a plot element, but was acquitted because it wasn't sufficiently erotic enough for Estonian courts to deem literary *redacted*. He isn't currently known for any real-life production of the stuff.

>>218430205
holy PAMG alert

>>218430907
normalfag

>>218430890
I voted for Kamala.
I say this because I live in Massachusetts, so my EC vote went to her, I just kinda did whatever that day.

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This dude was walking around with a falcon.

i’m a real human being and a real hero

>>218430890
Not as much as you regret opening your doors to Moroccans

>>218430928
There is no such thing as a PAMG because Latinas are just thicc by default. The point of PAWGs is that white girls are typically curvless, so it used to be an oddity to see one.

>>218430978
you're replying to a Moroccan btw

>>218430995
Golden eagles are cooler than bald eagles. If you've seen a bald eagle IRL you'd know they're just obese seagulls, brown eagles are actually cooler.

>>218430890
i'm 28 and i never voted in my life.

>>218430978
>>218431038
ah ok you're both MIGAtards, got it

Leg press fucking kills me, it's not even like a muscle thing it just winds me out, like my heart can't take it pumping that much blood

>>218430919
It takes a lot to get charged for it here. Have you read any of his books? They pretty much all have extremely detailed *redacted* scenes in them. A well adjusted person doesn't feel the need to add detailed *redacted* scenes in their books. I get that he's a massive edgelord and all of his books are le "im 14 and this is edgy" material but that still doesn't paint him in a good light as a person.

>>218431048
brown eagles only make up 13% of the eagle population but commit 52% of picnic robberies.

>>218430835
>but the people of Italy are kinda assholes desu.
Where was this? I didn't have issues when I visited

>>218431100
If you're so shitty at planning a picnic that you get robbed by an eagle, you deserve it.
>>218431124
Milan and Pisa.

would you say you're a good person?

>>218431140
Maybe it's different in the big cities. I was in a town of like 30k

>>218421468
just shaved and cut my hair and i now look like that

>>218431154
Probably not, I haven't really done anything heroic in years.

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>>218431072
Eat shit Mustafa

How do you "plan a picnic"
Don't you just go to the park and lay a blanket down

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a true patriot

What time will I stay up until tonight?

I wanna bully and tease an American femboy about his lack of foreskin but honestly it's just so fucking mean I couldn't actually do it.
I had the chance not too long ago but I didn't say anything.

>>218431154
definitely not

>>218431271
coward, you sound more like a bottom to me.

>>218431249
You need to decide which park to go to and what to eat dumbass

>>218431249
Yes, but you WILL be assaulted by ants, mosquitos, flies, and bees, so prepare accordingly.
Also, make sure you have something to weigh the blanket down, or else the wind will blow everything away.

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>>218431271

New
>>218431322
>>218431322

>>218431271
After seeing a certain number it becomes normal

>>218431048
That's not an eagle faggot it's a Harris' hawk.

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Rmemeber these weird ass chibi star wars toys? If I ever win the lottery I think I'll buy a bunch of these on eBay so I can build a diorama on one of the many, many shelves I put in my castle.

>>218431154
I sympathize with others, so maybe? But I would throw someone under the bus in a millisecond to forward my own interests, so maybe not?

>Visiting Shitaly
for what reason?

>>218431352
why not build a diorama out of lego star wars these always looked like ass