You can make you own beef wellington for £30 and it will have more than 30% beef. You can cook right?

Actually screeching at that uninformed povvo
Bighams pre prepared meals come in high quality BAMBOO containers and are literally impossible to cook in the microwave
Oven or nothing

tonsil stones

I generally love all the Charlie Bigham meals. I was so very much looking forward to the beef wellington but was so disappointed. I prepared exactly as per instructions and also added egg wash to pastry.

When I took it out of the oven to rest, it looked beautiful. It cut through so easily and looked lovely on the plate.

However, the meat, although tender and cooked medium rare, was bland. The mushroom mixture was slimy and overwhelmingly tasted of tarragon, which completely ruined the meal. The pastry was absolutely fine. For me, this was a total disappointment and at the price point, and with the delight of other Charlie Bigham meals, my expectations were high and I felt very let down.

Sorry. Not familiar with ready meals what with not being a runt. Nothing says 'I love you' like an oven cooked ready meal scraped out of a bamboo container.

>>218426081
it's not about making it myself. It's about the convenience. Making a beef wellington from scratch is labour intensive. A Charlie Bigham's meal is sensibly priced, considering the ingredient quality and much, much easier to cook.

Tesco value selection or nothing for me

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>microwaving my beef wellington so it's a delightful grey colour throughout

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Lol

What's that coming over the hill is it a monster?

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/charlie-bighams-brasserie-coq-au-vin/743796-1-2
His Coq Au Vin is amazing as well. Another hit by Mr Bigham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY8M1yplVZk

>>218426187
joseph wouldn't be there

>>218426160
Well said mate

>>218426187
subtle

blud trying to convince us he can cook when he thought you can cook pastry in the microwave LMFAO

>>218426189
remember the hex bug ad with that song

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He won.

>>218426256
No

cock of what?

>>218426269
the man that fed Britain

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Bigham in the bin

Treat her with Bingham's this Valentine's day.

spaki trying to revive his ready meal "gimmick" is he

how can a sound be recorded
literally doesn't make sense at all

you're telling me a charlie binged this ham?

>>218426269
Absolute shagger chad

been so busy with toil today haven't even had a chance to post. what have I missed lads?

>>218426160
this

dunno how people eat rustlers burgers

>>218426295
it's not the same sound, it's a different sound made to sound quite like it

>>218426286
proper single bloke's meal tha

>>218426294
Uh oh dollhouse melty

>>218426286
Floor could do with a sweep

>>218426294
You've been told already, it's not a "ready meal" that's your mindset, povvo.

>>218426313
with their mouth

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>eye site
Why is the average person so thick?

>>218426335
scream !!!

>>218426330
whatever adam m8

>>218426313
put it in your mouth and chew

>>218426335
Pfooing

>>218426338
Respond back to her calling her thick. You won't, and will only mock her anonymously on here, due to your sluggish disposition.

>>218426295
a sound is just a pattern of vibrations in air (or another medium)
you can record and repeat the pattern using a speaker (or another vibrating device) to reproduce the sound

Get a real hobby mate please

>>218426311
Reheating gimmicks like ready-made meals

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>>218426269
*delivers an RKO from out of nowhere*

>>218426359
Hate this gimmick just let me vent here ffs

>>218426356
>bun not in the toaster
>not on a plate

>>218426356
phoar

>>218426379
Glad I could identify your sluggish nature without difficulty

>>218426338
you're probably a right thicko too. birds of a feather and all that.

>>218426366
>you can record and repeat the pattern using a speaker (or another vibrating device) to reproduce the sound
but howwwww

>7:03

>>218426356
This is living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkZsS3_aBAA
Lads, if this alcoholic midwit can do it, so can you. Just get one down you, it'd do you some good to eat some real food rather than slurping down rustlers burgers and super noodles every day.

FUCKING UM

https://x.com/dangolslop2/status/2010905049053237449/video/1

>>218426371
fuuck would have loved to be involved

actually it is mental that sound can somehow be recorded onto vinyl and it's just grooves in the vinyl

>Hmm...this page doesn’t exist
um

What’s your favourite Bighams, lads?

For me, it’s the classic lasagna

>>218426431
Post doesn't exist

i played a twin peaks themed gig on halloween last year. i had fun

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>>218426452
This is powerful.

people who eat ready meals should be killed

>>218426338
the spread of "would of" is particularly concerning, since it seems less like a phonetic spelling and more like a "could care less" Americanism where an initial mistake is copied by ignorant thickos
so somehow they're out there simultaneously making and reading text content instead of just shouting at each other

>>218426452
Beef Bourguignon. Very delicious.

someone said the n word at pub
ummy

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scream imagine being this thick

>>218426484
are you ok umchicken do you want me to come pick you up xx

>>218426452
Moussaka. It’s honestly so perfectly spiced, tastes exactly like when I go to Greece and have it at a decent restaurant. It’s amazing

>>218426484
you've never seen the inside of a pub you runt

>>218426484
mousey kept saying it on his first stream the little scamp

>>218426431
https://x.com/dangolslop2/status/2011108354748469576

>>218426450
more mental how you can record it as 1s and 0s

Spent two hours cleaning my room when it's just going to get dirty again

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funny how all of the Europe judges our cuisine on the absolute worst examples but doesn’t judge India on their literal cow shit burger patties

moussaka?
more like poo farter

>>218426503
I go most tuesdays you incel

>>218426490
nothing wrong with that list

>>218426534
bet you get a glass of wine you queer

>>218426484
was just saying this down the pub

pub goin up on a tuesday

Meant to go to big tescos after work but a lorry caught fire on the a-road nearby and they'll be redirecting every cunt via the roundabout I need to use to get there. Think the safest bet is to give it a reccy on the dog walk and assess the situation. Not gonna go out in my car if I'm gonna get stuck in traffic for half an hour, I can just wedges on toast or something.

>>218426548
dont speak to umbunny like that

>>218426520
Mate we stole our national dish from India there’s no way we can claim they are worse than us

Our food is shit. Best we just accept it. There’s loads else we do well as a country so fuck it, yeah we have bad teeth and shit food so what?

>>218426548
nah I drink bitter
wine is DISGUSTING

>>218426572
i'm allowed to talk to them like that because they're way ruder to me

>>218426570
Just pay a brown to deliver it

>>218426520
why do swedes and danes think we're bad
these niggas eat rotten fish

>>218426490
I would legitimately rather die than be in a room with that bunch of cunts.

>>218426584
no they arent

and the latest from sir keir starmer?

>>218426583
bitter shandy you soft bastard

>>218426520
why do you hate japanese food lmfao

>>218426581
>our national dish
we don't have a "national dish"

rorke is out of control

>>218426587
Dunno what I want, need to do the wandering around and choosing stuff part.

>>218426612
Because we don’t really have it here

>>218426611
I'm coming monty street.

>>218426614
Chicken tikka is essentially our national dish along with fish and chips

>>218426581
We made Indian and Chinese food actually palatable

I hope Mouse streams today.

>>218426631
Come round you'll get a cock reveal

>>218426520
the 1% choosing italy is me

MALFUNCTION
MALFUNCTION

>>218426611
A bit of shandy? What the fuck are you talking about?

brit food isnt bad
sausage rolls, pies, chippies etc

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Might splash the cash one time and get this.

spanish food in no way can compete with italian, turkish, greek, chinese or even french

>>218426632
>In 2001, the British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook mentioned the dish in a speech acclaiming the benefits of Britain's multiculturalism, declaring: Chicken tikka masala is now a true British national dish
that's the only reason people repeat this meme about it being our "national dish"

>>218426160
Cooking's always been depressing for me.
You can spend hours toiling to make a meal and it's eaten in 5 minutes.
The only souvenir you'll have of it is the aftertaste when you burp.

>>218426681
Jellied eels

>>218426632
Says who?

>>218426408
There are two methods, digital or analog.
Analog recording devices (vinyl records, magnetic tapes...) store discrete vibrations via a recordind device often composed of a sensitive membrane. Sound moves the membrane and this movement is used to store the sound. The exact method depends on the medium used. In the case of a vinyl record, a fine stylus is attached to the membrane and said stylus traces a groove into a turning blank disk. By running the process in reverse (letting the stylus run inside the groove as the record turns) the membrane moves thus creating sound.
Digital sound is stored in series of 0s and 1s called bytes. This information is stored in a memory device. A program reads the series of bytes and transforms this information into electrical signals sent to a speaker component. 0s are interpreted as no current, 1 as cyrrent. The current in the speaker component runs into a coil, generating a magnetic field. In the middle of said coil there is a plunger that can move back and forth with a material sensitive to magnetic fields. The plunger is also attached to a membrane. When power runs through the coil, the plunger is attracted thus moving the membrane. The rapid switching of current causes the membrane to move back and forth rapidly, generating sound

will be making pancakes later. Just if anyone was curious about my activities

>>218426708
londonpaki

not a single word of that tome

>>218426717
schizo retard babble

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>>218426583
umbunny unmasked

flicking my willy with my thumb

>>218426706
id give em a go

remember when you had to burn a CD

>>218426717
Utter fucking nonsense from the keyboard of a wrongun. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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Hop in, dude

can’t wait to go for a run in 14 hours absolutely GASSED

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>>218426781

right well that's a disgusting biofem followed by a peng transwoman with a gorgeous girlcock

>>218426781
Bit gay this I reckon

>>218426780
rorke's wife

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>>218426754

>>218426594
Oh, come on. Watching Donald and Elon bickering whilst you encourage them to fight would be kino.

The last time I saw the escort I've been seeing was on Saturday 10th.

My current plan is to try to see her again on maybe Sunday 25th or early the week of the 26th. Does that sound reasonable? Planning to message her later this week.

>>218426770
I still do to play games on my Sega Saturn for FREE. No copy write protection you see

easy way to tell if you have a big nob is if your bellend is smaller than your shaft when erect then yes you have a big nob

>>218426819
youre as bad as sacked tranny with your BORING life updates

>>218426781
Would give it a suck desu, would only be polite

reading a story about a girl 'attacked' by a turkish asylum seeker near a hotel he's being paid to live in and I felt such sympathy for her. one does wonder though how he was able to text her apologising afterwards. how did he have her number? oh yes, she met up with him willingly

>>218426583
That’s ruined my image of you

might have a cry later
x

Go on
Have a melty about it then

>>218426852
Women? Arrest them
Wait a second, turkish asylum seeker? What war is Turkey involved in?

>>218426832
so basically everyone has a big knob then

>>218426865
there isnt *the* umbunny
stop being foolish young man

>>218426889
jihad

It's nice to see Farage and the Reform Party let the mask slip so early on, and so far from an election. There you all were, looking at polls that suggested 300+ seats and a new PM in power, only for a slew of Conservative and Labour 'defectors' who have promoted vaccine passports, the Online Safety Act and Islamisation to join them. I'm sure they've all changed their opinions on these matters in the last year or so. Or maybe not. LOL.

>>218426804
sc x

>>218426894
Wait what
I mean like if your shaft is wider than your bellend

>>218426920
oh sorry i thought you meant longer

paddy ummy

>>218426887
Please don't have a meltdown, I know you're not getting any attention but please dont

>>218426918
Reform are absolutely desperate for anyone with parliamentary experience because right now their prospective MPs are a bunch of gammons and ditsy mums

>>218426936
Too late

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>>218426948

>>218426918
They were doing a good job of fooling the idiots into thinking they'd do something about immigration, but as it turns out that particular lie didn't do the cons any favours so not really sure what they've got to offer any more.
>We'll massively increase immigration from south Asia, the middle east and Africa but we'll, uh, well, actually that's really all anyone cares about but we've been told we can't stop it so guess we'll just carry on the way we have been. Ok?

its happening again

Wahey

>>218426908
How was I supposed to know that

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IMMA KEEP MY PANTS SAGGING

I’m just not gonna do anything with my life me

Okay Janny, I've done my job, now you do yours.

>>218427056
>hitting translate
alri goy

>>218426043
Joan was a shortstack with tanned skin and short black hair. I don't know who this pale ginger lanklet whore is.

Shit nigga I would give ANYTHING for a Charlie Bigham's fish pie and some head rn

Umbunny
More like Cumbunny amirite?

> The Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism Bill 2026
right well aussies are officially more pozzed than us

Thinking of splitting with the gf, got this weird feeling where I love her romantically but I just hate being around her; I'm going to do a very slow shop in ASDA so I don't have to go home yet.
I'm such a horrible twat

>>218427101
she's a BITCH

>>218427101
Keep thinking this about my girlfriend

>>218427086
um!!!!!!

>>218427101
get a new zoomer gf lad they're peng

>>218427101
it's normal
thankfully i work in an office for 9 hours a day then gym after so i only need to spend a significant amount of time with gfberg on the weekend

toil over now what to do the possibilities are endless

>>218427101
Used to have one that was a train journey away so could only see her weekends, very fond of her Friday and most of Saturday. Sunday evenings I couldn't wait to get away from her. Not particularly surprising that one didn't last. Now I'm married so I don't ever really get any time on my own, probably make sure you really want to be with her before you do anything like buy a house together.

right well

>>218427222
gosh.. you could... you could write a novel... or wank... or perhaps become a great philosopher... or wank....

max melty

>>218427178
Thanks for the advice shut in virgin

that video was peng though

right well he's shagging that pumpkin isn't he

uncalled for

long day at toilbergs today
want to come home and play tbc prepatch me

>>218427302
she's wrong

>>218427289
Expect it's not very pleasant inside there. Cold and slimy.

Sick of wanking
I'm fucking sick of it
Slave to my knob
Slave to my grubby old knob
Slave to porn
I need a clue
I needed one 10 years ago

>>218427302
incorrect

>>218427101
>where I love her romantically but I just hate being around her
how is that possible

>>218427332
clever isn't it

>>218427332
me @ 0:14

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>>218427075
wish i could have saved her

currently vegetating

>>218427332
@gorke is this real?

>>218426043
>Place said they will call me tomorrow morning if hired
>It's already 12

Well I guess I am just not getting the job

>>218427400
I've been pissing in the sink lately but just because I blocked the toilet with a big shite

waiting for the cunts to come and pick up my hire car

such a bizarre thing to do

>>218427400
depends, are you fat 65 year old white grandpa?

>>218427422
get your hand down there and sort it out

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>'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68

>>218427358
lower IQ people seem to think "love" is a separate phenomenon from "like"
they might even go to such lengths as thinking it's a third thing which is neither liking nor being sexually attracted to the person

>>218427178
Do YOU have a peng zoomer gf?

I've been pissing in the sink because it's the perfect height can just about rest my willard on the edge and let it dribble out

agnosticism is correct

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>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."

I love that every job on indeed and LinkedIn is all either ghost jobs or just fake job listings so they can be like
>Hey investors look we are growing

>>218427517
yes I do she is chinese with a tight fanny

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gymtoil complete

>>218427332
AI strikes again

>>218427487
yeah he made videos recently saying the doctors told me he wouldn't survive
poor bloke

>>218427527
Only in the eyes of leftymong

I'm proud of you

>>218427527
he also tried to use ivermectin to treat his cancer instead of seeing a doctor and then begged drumpf for healthcare when it was already too late lmao

pointed out obvious AI again award

Back from the gym. Hope Tobes goes live tonight so I have some kino to watch

>>218427541
saw a video that said linkedin is the worst thing in the whole world

>>218427566
it's quite funny

rip scotty
a true american

>>218427588
It basically is the worst thing since roaches and rats because again job market in Canada and Us is cancer

grappling with the grim reality of today's world where nothing I see on the internet can be believed any more award

>>218426943
>>218426966
Farage has never been based

feel sad and unfulfilled

>>218427642
I have no sexual or romantic interest in children
I simply do not care about the 'mass

>>218427608
you're in for a shock as the zoomies get older

running out of poo

>>218427662
haha same x

>>218427633
nothing wrong with training your brain to be more critical and sceptical. makes you less gullible.

>>218427685
>>218427685
>>218427685
New

>>218427673
get yersen down to old trafford lad there's shit everywhere haha

>>218427666
nta but there's quite a few degrees of separation between larping as goebbels on X and actually carrying out depoortations/being exclusionary

supping a lukewarm gin
no tonic
no ice
no mixer
no lemon or lime

just pure, tepid bombay sapphire, hogarth style

>>218427701
me on the right

>>218427703
Meltdown

>bombay sapphire
Disgusting
Have some self respect

>>218427744
it lush

>>218427744
vile
have the same plates though

Mouse please streammmmm x

>>218427744
you posted this yesterday

>>218427706
he said as they get older.
for as long as democracy has existed, the naive young vote for quixotic fantasies and the experienced older people vote more conservatively. probably wont be neonazism though

>>218427706
maybe in the pooK. your youngsters will probably wake up sooner or later like ours have though

>>218427745
Baited for this exact reply

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>>218427777
um x

>>218427588
Don't need a video to come to that conclusion, you just have to use it, which many are forced to

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>>218427780

>>218427750
I'm in my thirties, earn minimum wage and live with my mum
self respect went out the door years ago. fucking canuck retard

>>218427744
Phwoar looks like five guys

mousey is playing uma game rn so he may go live !!

>>218427818
ran a train on it?

gay bars are fucked once you die you faggot

I think it's funny my dad won't help me get a job because when he called his friend who worked at a company I did a interview there and this happened

>Every time I call asking the lady in the front desk would say idk
>Complete radio silence for 3 months
>Call back when I get a better paying job
>So drop them
>Immediately get a call saying how much of a worthless asshole I was for that

>>218427836
>.<

>>218427790
i've never used it so i didn't know

>>218427828
Rightoids love them however, they share their hatred of browns and the enemy of my enemy is my ally or something like that

rorke just posting straight up cringe

>>218427828
its pretty funny how leftypol hates the only liberal democracy in the middle east. the only place in the middle east where being bent isnt illegal.
instead he sides with theocracies where gay people are imprisoned if not murdered.
sounds like a confused fella

>>218427836
UM x

>>218427850
freakazoid. i wouldnt hire you to flip burgers with that level of people skills

chicken in the air fryer

>>218427700
yeah but I'm talking about innocent webms and that, webms of cute animals or people doing something funny, I can never believe that it actually happened and so I don't want to share it with others

>>218427891
I mean the job I got a 90 day temp job working security that paid 21 an hour that job was 16 an hour

MOUSE IS LIVE

might abort myself

>>218427850
my mum had me lined up for a job in a school when I was 20, would've been a good way into getting a teaching qualification, but didn't realise I was meant to phone them and was waiting for them to contact me until it was too late. ended up not getting a full time job for a decade lol.

can almost guarantee toby spent all his benefits this month on carats

>>218427828
the american right can be fooled into anything by saying that liberals/trannies/faggots/muslims/reddit/democrats are against it

>>218427883
I met loads of mincers in Lebanon
Well not loads but a few

we're just innocent men

Is the mouse stream actually interesting or are you all just stalking him like a bunch of weird parasocial creeps

>>218427883
2015 called mate they want their talking point back
You forgot to mention "throwing them off rooftops" too

Rorke frothing at the mouth when someone mentions chicken tikka masala being a national dish

>>218427962
Yes he is interesting

>>218427883
Wait till you find out who funds these extremist groups that kill gays

>>218427911
>>218427940
>>218427970
not a single argument

>>218427962
nobody is stalking him he wants to share his thoughts and game updates without posting here

>>218427972
ktim
but seriously it isn't

>>218427962
no it's quite boring, only watched for 5 minutes yesterday and then switched over to a Jap vtuber with a cute voice

>>218427979
>>218427991
Thank you
Enjoy

NEW

>>218428030
>>218428030
>>218428030

tobes wearing the hell out of that slut bang

>>218428027
>and they tend to keep it on the down low
I wonder why

>>218427928
I called back and the lady was so rude to me that it would piss me off I remember she was like
>Yeah uh I don't know I call them
>When I went in person to drop something off
>She got angry at me because I asked if they were still hiring

poo screaming

Early

>>218428104
aye

>>218428030
>>218428030
>>218428030

>>218426043
Blessed thread

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>>218427661
I didn't suggest he had, think he's a grifter in the pocket of (((corporations))) and anyone that falls for it is a fucking retard