emma edition
>>218432121mong
great thread
sooooooooo tired
Matalan actually do some nice clothes. I got a lovely coat from there which I have received a few compliments about
Rockstar stubble = Rockstar Vibes
Might get some self-help slop with my 50 quid amazon money
>>218432121queen
just used Grok to generate deepfake porn of women I know
>>218432190UM
>>218432177Study Bible is a great choice
nth for the baddiedem
Sir Deep Faker
whos better, John or Paul?
>>218432220Ringo, obviously
>>218432220Better at what?
>>218432177self help books are worth more than therapists
>>218432197Already have a study binble
>>218432190why would you want porn of your mum lad
>>218432177https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-James-Version-Leatherbound/dp/1435125398/ref=sr_1_8?s=books
>>218432220paul imhomost important lad besides jesus
>>218432197grow up
Church for sale if anyone wants it. Bargain https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/71850158/
>>218432121emma :)
me? going to bed at 8:30pm because i have no life
>>218432220Paul but John if you're a homo
>>218432238Being self-important TWATS
>>218432262Steady on, the Beatles weren't THAT good
>>218432248Oh
Hi lads, >>218432139 here (The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise lad)It's getting better now
>>218432177https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ignatius-Bible-IGNATIUS-PRESS-ebook/dp/B002LDM8UO?crid=3URNG7OSTZ5CQ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.0gWZ_VAvfRWdem-k702ccrX2u6WYFiLx0a9nwNF4iETMmOAo661-VA9eXWbPMLaDcb0P7kWDlsZwbByAq5-a6_AexU-KJRrLaS5QtOVswFCFQc7uX32JkJ2wDl438tHRjHbL74N37muh_jL4KDmOjSXjWEG-ekYJYUsNx7z4kN9aEh9bD_MrC922FNeG7H7rzcp6GnwsPune4VBILpp70I-nNbPi4Oy_zWeLvtWdi5M.XX6FjRu6R2FQkKogsQT6FNua3yiI7HGa8q4Nw7Hjtow&dib_tag=se&keywords=ignatius+bible&qid=1768333150&sprefix=ignatius+bible%2Caps%2C117&sr=8-2
>>218432244>Therapists don't know shit randy. They cause more mental health problems than they cure.
keep telling myself i'm going to get some things done in the evening but it gets to 7ish and it's dark and cold and i think no fuck this i'm off to bed. would hibernate til april if i could.
>>218432244Got any recommendationsHave read psycho cybernetics
>>218432272might buy it and convert it into a mosque x
>>218432272get it converted into a mosque pronto
>>218432336you still on ssris frenchlad?
>>218432352UM x
need to suck off a fit trans girl
>>218432352>>218432359
paul could have made 10 imagines, john couldn't make 1 temporary secretaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE
>>218432289wonderful christmastime is simply one of the best things you can experience on earth
>>218432364never was, must be another guy
>>218432336What are we gonna do boy?
going to bed
>>218432371You know it's not illegal or socially unacceptable to be gay anymore, you don't have to do this pretending they're a woman thing. Just be an honest gay.
>>218432417trans women are women
what if you loved a girl but her name was mandeep
john legend could never write rollin buy fred durst could've written imagine
>>218432327
fucking everything up at workruining all the spreadsheets i'm retarded
>>218432350none whatsoever I'm just sore I fell for the therapist scam 3 times now
>>218432427Is EW a woman?
>>218432456freak
>>218432427Nope.
>>218432465obviously
might start abusing my elderly relatives for a laugh
>>218432430man would have to deep that styll
back at hozza tomozza
sir keir just approved this new and improved flag effective immediately
>>218432456my accuracy and decision making take a dive right after the holidaysi'm extra cautious now knowing this about myself
>>218432501s
the teriyaki miso gochujang lime juice and honey broccoli green bean kale and mushroom stir fry
might move to dunwich
might buy a bungalow. could be the move for a loner like me
starburst have gone woketaste like shite now why can't they just stop ruining my sweeties
>>218432536Get out of my fridge you fucking freak
>>218432532screa,
>>218432536and what of the 24 inch dildo up your bent arse?
>>218432532
>>218432545i'm a stairs man myself
this thread is brought to you by headspace get 40% off with code brit40
rubbing dog shit in my eyes
>>218432577>>218432593
>>218432577>>218432593>>218432623
>>218432618
>>218432586stairs that lead to a spare bedroom and bathroom that i will not use
broccoli and seafood medley linguine in white wine garlic cream sauce for dins
>>218432645i actually hate this image
Oh fuck lads the escort has left me feedback.It gets sent to the AdultWork moderators first so I can't see it yet but that's something. So she didn't forget.I don't want to get my hopes up too much but I really hope this could be the start of something. Not saying she's gonna fall in love with me.
stop that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc
bradleymong going boopin mental
Settle down
>>218432675Okay
Sir Bradley Thumbnail
>>218432545Small single storey detached building would do it for me tooWith proper ramp access for when I inevitably decline into senility
currently watching a show called "the chase"
>Canslad isn't on the internet in a while>first thing he sees on /brit/ is a new Sahdbh to nonceThanks, lads!
>>218432653i live on my own and have stairs. can't beat stairs.
Can I get strong legs without doing deadlifts and squats?Got back problems like
>>218432731Yes!
>>218432726Kys
what country's red wine should I purchase with my food shop lads
>>218432731no
i have strong legs
supermarket sweep is on
This is me btw
>>218432763'straya
>>218432772yeah gay bender ones lmao
>>218432710oh yeah? who hosts that then?
>>218432763france
>>218432763it's dry jan lad get a nice squash of some kind x
mikey has put his £5k emergency loan on Spurs getting top 4. Had to hock his caravan to get it!
>>218432763Italian, always. Can't go wrong with a Chianti, Sangiovese, or a Primitivo.Valpolicella if you're feeling flush.>>218432785New world wine is utter piss.
>>218432792good night mate
>>218432763a fine beaujolais would be my pick, something robust and fruity
shes fit
falling asleep on the sofa again x
>The new-a world-a vino, she a fackin pees
>Dry JanuaryJust Lent for godless atheists really isn't it.
>>218432867srea
>>218432841could be falling asleep in my armsx
>>218432746Bit rude, if that's alright of me to say. I feel like I've just been buggered by Sir Andrew Arse Attacker
>>218432881
>>218432892this is so beautiful i want to cry x
catberg has been out in the rain and got straight on the sofa with dirty wet paws and soggy fur. loves to test me. no respect.
>>218432763A Barolo is always nice
>your hussband is cummingHaha love that song
>>218432925
lol
i lost 85lbs (38kgs)but i'm miserablei eat 1 egg and some swiss cheese for lunch every dayit is worth it thoughever
>>218432785got that last time and no australian thanked me for supporting the australian wine industry>>218432796>>218432824getting this >>218432816also getting a valpolicella (and a romanian wine that looks interesting)
Anyone know how to fix this
big suze
>>218432937s
>>218432950
>>218432953podiatristthey'll numb it and cut away the nail on the left side. then burn off the nail matrix with acid.
Feel like I used to browse far more different sites when I was youngerNow I don’t have the imagination or curiosity
>>218432953Cut your nails properly and keep your toes clean you filthy animal
trimming my foreskin with nail clippers
>>218432953stop living in filth mousey
Right, give me a second, I'll just check my RBRS gains
>>218432998
>>218432995no it's just that everything is on the same few sites now
It’s an UM from me Jeff
>>218433018Up 52.71% since March Honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of being right all the time
stopped taking care of myself what's the point
>>218432995Neither does the WebEnshittification is not just a business trend
>>218433018added an S to mine:)
doing stuff with grok
>>218432731yeah just go for a walk
>>218433061Explain immediately. I didn't advise this
don't really like that you told me to get cancer and bleed out earlier you little bastard
Linux Mint: "It Just...Works"
>>218433082sorry mate, I've gone rogue
did the janny kill the thread a few hours ago or something?
>pissa
What Janitor AI proxy do you lads use? I used to use the free Deepseek 3.1 but, it got shut down
>>218433102Why didn't they get Filet-O-Fish?
we at/brit/LoveGary Eats !!
>>218433116yeah, it's nice. I use arch btw
is that a computer thing
>>218433130the fuck does that even meanthe only ai i use is grok anyway
Starting to think Waylon Smithers is gay
was described by a co-worker today as "cherubic"
>>218433142
>>218433089?
>>218433116And why is it better than windows?
>>218433183said i'd shag you both and east ridings TWAT told me to get cancer and bleed out
>>218433194It just...is
>>218433177*pinches your cheek*
err
Windows is an absolute pile of flaming excrement nowMeanwhile there's a linux distro for everyone
>>218433159It's an Ai chat site. Now that you've been shined, you're in
4 sleeps 'til Diego Day, so. Look forward to that.
>>218433210ben frank was a legend
>>218433247>Meanwhile there's a linux distro for everyoneExcept for how to rape my arse!
Didn't have time to open the lid sorry
any based and redpilled man in?
>>218432657why
added fruit to the pancake batter thinking it would come out purple but it's gone grey so now it looks like im eating the kind of food people get served on dystopian sci-fi movies
>>218433263this is AI
>>218433263that poo has boobies lol
>>218433263log on the bog
>>218433282no it isnt
>>218433267
Catberg needs to stop putting his paw on my hand and then getting his claws out otherwise he will be getting launched
>>218433299never happened
>>218433296log on the bog on the log
>>218433284Me when I try to roller skate while holding a large tray of food
>>218433263LOL
RIGHTget the roll up made and smoked, then do some chores you little scrote. I Will NOT Tell YOU AGAIN
>>218433263ffs lad I'm trying to eat my poo dinner here
bought two lamps
>>218433367post it in the uma thread not herehe doesn't come here these days
gender affirming lofi beats to relax to
>>218433356does it really?
Please don't tell anyone how I live
>>218433374Room needs illuminating does it?
>>218433279Real dystopian food would have a list of E numbers added to it to make it appealing to the consumer
>>218433402gender affirming lofi pees poo poolax poo
got the racist asmr on
>>218433263imagine how upbeat and agile you'd feel after getting that badboy out of your body
i'll affirm your gender you little fruit
>>218433393do they tolerate him over there
>>218433446
>>218433402https://youtube.com/watch?v=uUYpIyWPKGk
>>218433454he does well to fit in considering how he is herethough people from here seem to make an excursion over there to antagonise him sadly
>>218433418yeh decided it was a bit dingy in the front room so i bought two lamps
I'm a woke lefty
>Keir Starmer abandons plans for compulsory digital IDWhat is blud doin
>>218433464was literally thinking about that frog while i was doing my post. bet his bumhole was sore after that.
fancy some chocolate
might have a ninth can of ravioli
would love to do a poo like that frog
WELL said, WELL said
headache
>when you get called into the principal's office
>>218433263*slurps it right up in one like a strand of spaghetti*
>>218433533due to your terrible diet and lifestyle
swear the toilfu was making fuck me eyes at me earlier
>>218433546why are you always mean to me
>>218433536Reminds me of my last performance review
It's 22 degrees celcius in my room.
>>218433525Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV-tier stuff
>he didn't invest
>>218433536would sacrifice my first born to have a go at prime Gianna
>>218433578spicy
shagging a tgirl and making her tcock flop around and leak cummies
I'm a black gentleman
Lads, I'm still laughing like Saville in the hospital>toilberg still at home>I'm still upset Man United got eliminated and didn't want to come infucking brilliant stuff. Really life altering
>>218433525the silver lining is that quite a few rich techbro cunts might lose a lot of money on their awful investments
>>218433116used it and networkmanager randomly broke and would require a full power cycle to restart switched to fedora and nothing ever broke
What would you reply if some broke brazilian lad asked you if you could buy Hytale for him?
>>218433635LOL
>>218433631how much is it in brazil
When should I next try to see the escort, lads?I last saw her on Saturday. I reckon Sunday 25th January. Sound reasonable?
>>218433613problem is the bastards will take us all down with them
>>218433631holy shit a talking monkey!?
>>218433487KWABOAT
気にしないでね
>>218433631 cs rin ru
>>218433631Post a picture of your sister and we'll see
>>218433616ough~
>>218433631probably something along the lines of "sopa de hytale" or whatever
>>218433653R$ 62.18
Visit Nevada
>>218433570you're mean to yourself with your terrible diet and lifestyle
>>218433661
been seeing an increase in adverts with WMAF couples
>>218433711its arse looks like a moomin eating a snickers
Which part of the fine isle of Great Britain has the highest quality pussy? In terms of the percentage of girls who are hot and willing without being dumb, cheap slags.
>>218433711The image that broke the internet
>>218433720>Watching TV in the big '26
never serviced my car. never will
>>218433720It's the interracial marketing option with the least chance of offending someone
>>218433720They're trying to appeal to the chuds, but in this case it's the worst kind of chud. Anyone married to a gookess needs to be shipped to slantland.
I want sex with Jessie from Traitors
Miss the orange streetlights.There's still a few in my villiage though.
your body, my choice
>>218433734the finest cheap slags are to be found in the north, try Newcastle for example. Be prepared to not understand what they're saying half the time
>>218433756Hope it abruptly falls apart and catches fire while you're in the middle lane of a highway
>>218433711LOL
>>218433715He looks a bit like gigachad here
>>218433487Whitepill
Here the most common combo in the adverts is asian dad white mum
>>218433839any poo about?
>>218433813too edgy there lad. this is not who you are
>>218433635roaring
Shit seems fucked in Iran lads
>>218433887so this is the famous Grok i've heard so much about
I'm Iran
>>21843391912k civilians murdered is wild
>>218433919Most fucked bit of it is Donald promising to fuck it up even further
>>218433887Illegal
would absolutely murder a 'kizza with far too much cheese and loaded with grease right now
>>218433919need persian pussy
>>218433975true
explain the Iran situation to me
used to laugh with the iranian bossman at the kebab shop about erdogan, assad and khomeini wonder how he's doing now
>>218433811I also come from a region considered the backwater periphery of my country, so maybe I'll feel right at home in the north.
>>218433961Yeah that's honestly insane, that's like Russian civil war level mass repression
>>218433635How'd you do that?!?
Sir Six Seven
>>218434005saddam has wmds
weiii
>>218434048white male desi shemales
>>218434040
>>218433413noit's correlative not necessarily causative. gooners could just have those traits which then leads them to gooningdon't goon thoughbeit
>>218434028I realise now that you didn't want cheap slags and I totally misread your post because you phrased it quite strangelyif you're after good looking girls that are willing but not giving it away every night then your best bet is the classier parts of London or one of the posher university towns like Oxford or Cambridge
>>218434005you want it in Harry Potter terms or MCU terms?
>>218434203It's alright, I could always just look for one of the more intelligent girls in one of the more rustic areas. I know big cities have the highest quality women, but if it comes with arrogance/shallowness that's a dealbreaker for me. And modern London is a place I'd avoid at all costs.
>>218432532they literally look like hippos
>>218434236Doctor Who pls
>>218432272that's a great deal
>>218433975grow up
>>218433487a clue gained
>>218433635poo log
