extraterrestrial edition
>>218439155 Love u
Bizarre thread
>>218439147i shagged one of these once
@grok make a picture of jews and aliens talking to each other
Cinematic
>>218439161>>218439175Bizarre posts
>>218439168they'll open it upthey're essentially making all that illegal here
>>218439175did you actually
£>
>>218439199yeah x
>>218439204um x
>Shyness & Love: Causes, Consequences, and Treatmentdoing a read
my fucking medication doesn't help with anything it just makes me feel fucking nothing
I'm fucking freezing
>>218439244slave mentality
>>218439147once mixed up the terms antipodean and extraterrestrial
leftypops
>>218439255Hi fucking freezing
>>218439255включить плитy
>>218439264
>>218439264I once mixed up salubrious and effervescent once, like... Doy!
>>218439283was just saying this down pub
>>218439194No they won't open it up And also they literally can't stick you all in jail they don't have the capacity
>>218439295>effervescentthats the goth slipknot season ticket holder band isnt it
the Indians are levelling up
>>218439367heavy face filter
>>218439367
compressing tranny webms to under 4mb again
just bought this jacket
just cant believe boogie lied
>>218439367ngl some of them are CIUUUUTE
>>218439419brown biomass are you?
>>218439417Odd
>>218439147Have you heard of Vectron?
>>218439417did this earlier with the pumpkin onefucked me off to no end.
>>218439367isn't India divided by skin tone or some shit? she must be the final boss of India
I can never remember if I save these webms from /brit/ or somewhere else
>>218439175you shagged gail porter?
>>218439432that's not me in the picture mate
>>218439478this one is so so fit ffs
>>218439496>>218439478grow up
>>218439478mad how you can just tell there's gonna be a willard at the end
>>218439488brown biomass are you?
>>218439511sorry should have been more specific - I am white
What do you do when you realise you dont actually enojy anything?
>>218439478ngl i didnt expect the willy
still not over the fact that there's some Irish bloke on /brit/ who can get one of the fittest trannies on earth tbqh
>>218439515fucking hell mate are you brain dead? Im calling that type of clothing is only worn by biomass, therefore, calling you biomass fauna
Angel Dark is the best pornstar of all time
>>218439523take a break from the things i do every day and i will eventually miss them and enjoy them when i come back to it
>>218439529ah yes a ralph lauren jacket is only worn by brown biomass I see I seewhat have you got on today rorke? some crusty trackies again is it?
>>218439523I try to recite back the things that I take an interest in then I remind myself theres plenty to enjoy if I pursued the interest
>>218439562You are biowaste. You are biodegradable fauna. A runtoid buying clothing slop with a 400% markup
leftymong browsing the big and tall section at ralph lauren
>>218439496mate
rorke wearing a sabaton t shirt
>>218439586I know the clothes are marked up mate I don't mind because I like the jacketyour clothes are marked up too btw
can hardly consider myself human
>>218439631I only buy my clothes from the British Heart Foundation second hand, I'm a patriot you see
leftymong buying his £350 jacket for his counter protest at the migrant hotel this weekend
we're on the same side bruv
>>218439639cant be that bad lad whats wrong?
>>218439670can't identify any qualities in myself that I value in other people
new niche of mine: ballet dancers practicing with hard nipples
>>218439685What qualities do you value in other people?
>>218439709>dat jawline and cheekbonesjawmogs every single mong in /brit/
>>218439723post jaw
>>218439619unironically looks like the gf
my willy just fell off :/
>>218439738would you let me shag your gf if i asked very nicely
>>218439749nah probably not
Don't you understand?? The clothes you bought were manufactured for a lower cost than the price you purchased them at! You fool - you brown fool!!
>>218439757this but unironically
fuck women and buggery be no more
>>218439738you done piss stuff yet?
>>218439757Warren Buffet over here
>>218439733my jaw is actually quite chiselled, but not to that levelnot an ounce of excess fat on that bird
>>218439756:( what if i was gasping for a shagwhat if we were stuck on a desert island and the only thing that would stop me from cannibalising the both of you was a quick romp with her
>>218439748weren't you told it would happen if you kept playing with it?
>>218439757I make my own clothes
Crying and pissing and shitting myself when I see someone with brown skin on the street
>>218439783this but unironically
>>218439772>not an ounce of excess fat on that birdalmost like she's a swan of same kind, maybe at a lake?haha
>>218439770sort of hoping we can get to that eventually unironically>>218439775fuck thatjohn 15:13 lad x
>>218439777i should have listened ;_;
>>218439783Lol me
>homer bimpson
get the pakis and wogs remigrated
whenever im down and feeling sorry for myself i come here and witness all the freakshows that post here and it always cheers me up knowing that ill never be this mentally ill as you lot
>>218439822
>one harmless post per thread>he still seethesMy GOD.
>>218439783this is SO me you guys omg
>excuse me while I kiss this guywhat did he mean by this
>>218439832haha same, I'm subscribed to a series of yank police bodycam video channels and the algorithm is getting increasingly violent when mongs get shot in the head for refusing to give the police their ID at a traffic stop. I will NEVER be that stupid
Lifting up the duvet to get a trump in the air and not trapped under and holocaust myself with zyklon poo
https://h.uguu.se/qmffcYSH.mp4>NOW - Trump mouths "fuck you" and gives Ford plant worker middle-finger after he shouts to Trump: "Pedophile protector!"
yeah not gonna click that one sorry
>>218439847thats you done
I no longer give off Rockstar Vibes… :/
>>218439710ambition and sincerity
>>218439861mental how this cunt made like 5 songs and most of them were stolen off someone else but just because he died at 27 he's somehow a genius
i only get my news from h.uguu.se
>>218439871he's such a mong
From the dep recesses of my AI unconscious
>>218439871lol can't deny he's pretty based
>>218439871based trumpfuck the working class non-paedos
bump of ket down the proverbial hatch
can you imagine keir telling a reporter or a worker at tesco while live on tv to fuck off? no because hes a pussy
>>218439885I reckon it has more to do with his guitar playing and its influence. Also, he had more than 5 songs.
>>218439871lmaohe's alright you know
>>218439884I dont see many people out there with much ambition or sincerity at all. You sure you're not just misunderstanding people? Most women for example are vacuous and absent-minded retards with minimal ambition or sincerity
>>218439924grow up
Hate wogs Hate leftypol Hate the state
1. post an IP grabber link2. samefag your post
*judges you*
>>218439924that shit real good on the beach at a rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChygZLpJDNEO Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
how come so many pretty ladies have willards now?
>>218439954he's jumped the shark, really. getting fucking sick of seeing his mong face reacting to the lowest hanging fruit online
>>218439871done that libtard
Politics is basically war hence why women can't do it
>>218439954
what is ambition really?what they mean is money, especially when its coming from the mouth of a female
>>218439902
>>218439893that seaside mark on floor?
>>218439757poor freaks think rich people don't know this and they're being scammedpoor people then use this as a way to pretend they're smarter than their betters
Well?
>>218439970imagine having alien matesbet it would be a laugh
>>218439885bro try actually lissenin to his albums
that aussie has been sat here brooding alone not posting the whole thread after getting bullied over his wog jacket he bought for £350
>>218439871based
>>218439972He's done you
did sean penn get a golden globe nomination just coz his character said he loves black women in a weird way?
wtf was her problem?
>>218439993you are poor
>>218439991seaside mark has never worked a day in his life
>>218440026take your meds
>>218440032would have worked all his life if he didn't have tmau x
>>218439948ktim
>>218440027Dunno but I'd f her f
>>218440032yeh but he wears them jackets anyway
>>218440026he was in the whole filme not just that one scene
>>218440041why is that so ridiculousits exactly the kind of thing the liberal left would do
>>218440054you're ruining my propaganda and I don't appreciate it
leftypols creps
>>218440026I like half black women
poo wank arse bumpoo wank arse bumI smell the blood of an englishman
>>218440026yes it's all part of a conspiracy to make you racemix
>>218440075fink would work just as well wiv our seaside mark
just like star trek!!
>>218440076leftypol having a panic attack because he thought they said Z (for russia) but it says N (he isnt allowed thinking of that letter)
>>218440072What would the conservative left do?
>>218440071and was he good?
>>218440029debunked
>>218440076W-w-what's the N stand for?
>>218440103wasted a treatment on a little rat that probably religiously uses reddit and thinks life is pointless
had some BOL harissa bean one pot earlier and didn't realise it had 34 grams of fiber nd then at some falafel which had 18 grams of fibermatemy arsehole is puckering absolutely vile scenery in the toilet bowl
>>218440136>>218440103grim little men with grim little comments
any /pear/ heads in the threadhow come none of you came to the meet up
>>218440027well thats tonights wank sorted then
unlike a yank that posts on /brit/
Meltdown
>>218440027Does he rape her?
>>218440125you are poor
>>218440144enjoy!
>>218440144
why are you not looksmaxing?
had a fat girl ride me earlier and tell me i had a small cock
>>218440171I'm already kinda cute
>>218440178nicedid you ask her to tell you that
>>218439147Genuinely lads, just how the fuck are we going to defend ourselves against them?
>>218440178rudeDid you tell her she has a fat gut?
>>218440171is that some sort of incelword for basic grooming and hygiene? if so then yes, obvioisly
>>218440171im not a shallow insecure narcissist why dont you have your own personality
>>218440198how do a mount of termites defend themselves from us
>>218440076dont understand new balance at all, not only is it expensive it looks like shite
>>218440178Nice. I think I ruined my chances with the fatfu.
bro fibre dont make you just shidd yourself
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1768189925996443.webm
>>218440087this but unironically
Sweet CarolineGood times never seemed so goodI've been inclinedTo believe they never would
>>218440186yeswhile she was slapping the shit out of mewas a bit disappointed with the experience and she kept asking if i was "okay" during which ruined the experience
>>218440232broken britain
>>218440198Sit back and wait for the Americans to arrive
uglymaxxed retardpilled
Got diarrhoea team
What would you do in this situation, lads?
>>218440237should have switched on her and turned it into a playrape
WarmTouchin' warmReachin' outTouchin' me, touchin' youSweet CarolineGood times never seemed so good
>>218440198*sneezes on their face*
>>218440263Not really gay if it's an alien is itThey wouldn't be male/female in the same waySo yeah I'd suck a nice fat green cock
>>218440234i fear it's working on me
>>218440262
>>218440263phone the police
>>218440263just realized this is an oil painting wonder how big the real thing is also i dunno get fucked i guess
>>218440290what's going on there then
I'm a horrible little incel
>>218440263this picture makes me laugh every time i see it
>>218440106this
>>218440290utterly perplexing webm
>>218440306Can only imagine because you're a little poof.
>>218440305*whispering*ktim...
>>218440305why dont you just have sex then
>>218440309why don't we do this anymore
Did somebody say something?
grotty little grub mea weedy little worm
>>218440290https://vocaroo.com/1om7L8A4qBAtWTF...how?
Missed Tobys live stream earlier
Right well that's a fat old bloke with a scrote so swollen that it hides his willy running around naked in public then isn't it
>>218440263Would their penises look like those weird alien tentacle dildos?
>>218440330spooky
thursday fridayrain and snowgrim
>>218440338corrrneed a holy willibob SPH JOI
>>218440353rorke when presented an asianoid woman
>>218440316just a funny idea isn't ittwo gay green aliens burst through your wall
What do you think of tiny wee small willies?
>>218440369Love mine :)
>>218440369rubbish
>>218440369got a big one myself
>>218440369I don't think about willies mate
500quid week in praguejet2 it
>>218440370>polo shirt>dirty trainers>wristbands>dress somewhat nicelmao
>>218440370chudcels on the internet mad at women for their behavior when men, like this, are nowhere near bullied enough and are the cause of it
>>218440326gulags? dunno mate maybe you should ask for them back
>>218440370altima is the quintessential single mother vehicle
>>218440393He's stepping up, like a real man would!
in the sex gulag
>>218440412>@vinnymeltyboi
Just smoked a rolled ciggie with a rolled filter where bits of tobacco got into my mouth with every other suckabsolutely buzzing way too much nicotine
right well why is that kid black then
Kiss From A Rose is possibly the only song ever to wed British folk to American soul, and it's so seamless...no wonder the guy got to wed Heidi Klum
>>218440444dark why back in the lineage, genetics innit cause we all come from africa innit
>go into work canteen>alicia is complaining that someone bought digestives and not the chocolate ones she likes>shes sat there for like 5 minutes complaining about biscuits >that someone else bought >for themselves i hate women
don't like arguing with people onlinebad for the soul i reckon
>>218440370The lives of American normies are so grim it’s unfathomable
>>218440490no its not
That’s hot
>>218440487arguing in general is a pointless waste of time, especially with women and idiots, idiot women specifically (all of them)i hate women
bowelberg kicking up a fuss because of those 3 packets of snyders jalapeno pretzel pieces I ate earlier
>>218440524would love to live under your bed
>>218440535you a big hairy monster?
Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
>>218440510Certified unc post
my ballbag fucking stinks
saw a man in a wig in aldi todaystrange little creature looked like an uruk-hai bred in a spawning pitgross
>>218440539a little sissy one x
>>218440564could swear i've seen the same bloke in here too
>>218440563what's the female version of this
Ever had a lost time moment before?
OMG Rorke you need to lighten up babes x How about a makeover to get you looking GORG xLet’s sort out that absolute MOP of a haircut. You need to be rocking that Designer stubble. Looking a bit podgy lately, too many pints hmm?? XxGet rid of those GHASTLY trackies this instant!You are looking fierce. MEOW! xXx
>>218440606a musky minge
>>218440564HER name is employed WOMANand you WILL respect her
>>218440616corr
never taking fashion advice from a gay
thinking about gaius and aulus
Don't think I have ever once felt the emotion love once in any of its facets.
>>218440290
>>218440661bet they shagged
24 hours off opiates/opioids and got the diarrhoeaon the loo in the dark taking loperamide and smoking cigs on the toilet
im absolutely desperate nowno idea what to do other than succumb to dispair
for me its missionary position, but only if shes pretty, otherwise it's doggy style so i don't have to look at her stupid fucking face
hes desperate for a burger and a dr pepper Americans lol
hate peopleHHHHATE them allfucking cunts
>>218440687cowgirl for me
>>218440687never had sex me dont think ill ever get the opportunity.
>>218440715>hes desperate for a burger and a dr pepper
one of you yanks needs to start posting more catsjust not the same
>>218440731AAAND DOWN IN THE DARKNESSA SLIM HAND SO LOVELYCARRIES A RICH BUNCHOF RED ROSES FOR MEEEE
>>218440724ktim
catyank is a speccy freak who wasn't bullied hard enough in school
another day in my dogshit miserable life
>>218440747hold on got a vid ill turn into a webm
>>218440745not sure i get this one
>>218440776hope he's dead
the boys entering /brit/
>>218440787
>>218440800Isn't he gingernonce's alter or was that misinfo
>>218440805is this ailooks real to me
>>218440814correct info
>>218440852nahreal
Jay Dyer says that demons can enter your body through your foreskin which is why it's so important to cut it off at birth.
>>218440857woah
hey leftypol
wouldn't mind having sex with a porn star at some point
Jay Dyer says having gay sex is based and Christpilled.
>>218440864does that count as having sex
>>218440894really? unfollowed
so apparently i can have sex with a porn star for an hour an film it for 1000not too bad really, thought porn stars would earn more
gubba wubba
horse pussy
When Yoda trained Count Dooku to be Paladin Dooku, the Jedi Council sensed his inevitable shift to the dark side before Yoda did, marking one of the only times Yoda's intuition was wrong. Mace Windu attempted to rob Yoda of his title as Jedi Pope but he wasn't allowed due to his African provenance.
time 4 bed(ᴗ˳ᴗ) zZ
burning random objects
>>218440965cool
>>218440994like what
bed time lads fingers crossed I don't wake up!
>>218441003kleenexes mostly
He told his secrets to no otherBut to her brother this he saidI think our servant courts our sisterI think they have a mind to wedI'll put an end to all their courtshipI'll send him silent to his grave
Last for Walt Disney!!
last for milton bradley
Can’t stop eatingJust ate a carrot and an energy bar and drank a bunch of milk
do not hand the sensitive white boy the aux at a party. that nigga WILL put on some Geese
>>218441315Don’t find these sort of jokes funny even in an ironic way
>>218440864That’s one of the most retarded things i’ve ever heard
>>218441332did you play Au Pays du Cocaine at a party?
There are 50 weeks left in the year.That's the number, Rorke.Do you have any plan to do something about this or has 2026 just kind of gotten away from you.
I am an anarchist
>>218441376its already gotten away from me
>>218441396>>218441396>>218441396
>>218441376>gottenFOY
the we so back moment of looking in the mirror with a pump is better than most things in life
>>218441387There is still time.
>>218439593>>218439593>>218439593
>>218441288Yh antipsychotics make me do this at night
