edish
just tired of everything and not really feeling any emotions
>>218441396I would accept such a foidal
poo smells
>>218441396chocolate girls
>>218441396Kemi looking gorgeous there
>>218441447Fasting can also undo vaccine damage. But it sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZtHqPuyPdEthere once was a man named Roger Champan. He wasn't the GOAT. He was merely a goat.
>>218441460
I am unenthused by the female form
its 2026 now, when are all the morons that took the coof vaccine going to start dying?
just dont find it hot when theyre dark like that not even racist
>>218441532That's fair mate, anyone who calls you racist just because you're not attracted to the colour of their skin is a cunt.
Oi. Here's a question for you cats. You ready for it?
>>218441522As a temporary gf it is suitable
>>218441566>you catsAre you R. Crumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
Listening to some debussy
>>218441530https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sudden-cardiac-arrest/in-depth/sudden-death/art-20047571https://cminj.com/whats-behind-the-rise-in-heart-attacks-among-young-people/>What's Behind the Rise in Heart Attacks Among Young People?tl;dr dunno probably diabetes :)
What asmr are you lads listening to when you drift off to sleep then?
>>218441600looks cool when they're hyper black like that
>>218441637i dont listen to that stupid shit
i wonder if that video of that woman getting headshotted by an ICE agent affected ICE recruitment. As in, increased it or decreased it.
>>218441637this is my all time GOAT videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xchtnsn_psbut usually I'll choose the whispering or asmr tab and pick anything that youtuberg recommends me that has a pretty girl in the thumbnail and doesn't have any mic pumping or scratching (can't stand that noise)
>>218441561leftypol will say you can't choose to be attracted to the same sex but will call you racist if you're not attracted to different races
>>218441723good lass are erin
>>218441582Woke up to that movie about him playing on tv some years ago and it really bummed me out
sex in africa
>>218441744see, that was a double whammy (he made Fritz The Cat & he was a beatnik who called people he liked cats)
Get the sexy black men posted
>>218441777here you go lad, get this up ya
>>218441797Phwoar
>>218441694Why not?
You can all seriously go and fuck yourselves.
>>218441837
>>218441777
Piss jugs on a hockey stick
If you had the authority to change it, lads, just how low would you go.Be honest.I think we can all agree 16 isn't cutting it anymore.
is this the future for all 7/10 alt girls?
>>218441980for the most part i'd probably just subject it to parental decision
>>218441980if you ask me, alcohol and cigs should be banned, all they do is cause harm, lenin wanted to get rid of them, he was right.
>>218442005maybe if she gets huge droopy breasts with menopause, yknow...but even then I would hesitate to call that a 7
Orange man is so funny, its actually hard to hate him because of how funny he is.
>>218442046He still feels like a breath of fresh air ngl The free human spirit in a field of bugmen
>>218442046I also find him amusing but I gotta say they're right about his hands
might do a wank to some hucows
if the new CAPTCHA is a CIA op to seek out pattern recognizers then pls give me a job interview. Deep in the nightI'm looking for some funDeep in the nightI'm looking for someYou tease meI am looking for a job (with the CIA). cover letter: https://pastebin.com/PP8zJENr CIA o algo, YOU should apply for ME if you can HELP me APPLY MYSELF. thank u
>>218442138F O M Y E GOMYEG
dr. gfberg is doing her OB/GYN rotation, corr i hope all those vaginas don't turn her into a lezzer
went the loodid a big POO
>>218442200im never going to be a doctor by starting at 30 years old in the UK. the job opportunities arent there it just isnt an option even though I would be really good at it or being a surgeon
black women love they finger pointing i’ve noticed
>>218442217you don't want to be a doctor it's shit
Rorkes da buying a TV on finance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i7A85MRZkcLove this old guy in here
>>218442239I want to be an OB/GYN or neonatal surgeon
All the hottest women are athletes. Models and actresses aren't very attractive anymore.
why did you stop posting black kveens
>>218442272https://pastebin.com/PP8zJENr
me stepping off the boat in my head (song is playing in my head) https://youtu.be/tOq_kHo6jNc?list=RDtOq_kHo6jNc when me I me when im stepping off boat on to Australia
>>218442263why the fuck would you want to do that? that's for female docs
>>218441396Honestly I hate the modern world we went from building empires, wonders and discovering stuff to just now being wagies in collapsing order
feeling anxious and agitated
>>218442353Make a wish!
/brit/ is like tiktok if tiktok was more like an imageboard
>>218442337youre right, I might be able to get hired as an all diversity included fag
There's no way reincarnation is real I wonder if consciousness just continues on when you die or what
>>218442387isnt tiktok like super racist.
um
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1768336910013171.pnghttps://i.4cdn.org/vg/1768336732473967.jpg
>>218442392No of course it doesn't. You die and then that's it. Life is solely about personal pleasure. Use, abuse, steal, kill do whatever you want as long as you're as strong or cunning enough to do it.
covfefe
>>218442458Which 3rd world country did you come here from
>>218442478Sounds Germanic
>>218442478Wythenshawe.
I sometimes wonder why humanity became so boring
shut the fuck up yank nobody cares
Turning prison gay
>>218442442breeding sex with umas
>>218442521The internet sucked all the life out of humans. People are content with consuming slop, and never create anything new out of a desperate need to experience something beyond the norm
Get the poo ate
I'd have sex with Emma Watson and sniff up her farts.
Might start wearing a disguise in public
Mental to think this Chruchil started both world wars
this yank is so cringe and souless it makes me angry
>>218442674me? change my gait every other 3 months to throw off the surveillance cameras
aff tae shit out a poo yeah?
>>218441833it pisses me off and makes me think homicidal thoughts
>>218442728melty
Have you seen this?
do brits really drink room temperature beer?
>>218442795idc if you have a melty you buck broken fuck stop trying to fit in
shut the fuck up
>>218442589You cant breed a cartoon you numbskull
Alright where's mikey
>>218442805yea but since they can't afford heating anymore the beer is still cold
>>218442901heating's on in my bedroom, nice and warm bed, plenty of space for a frenchman x
>>218442815Rent free
can't go past the dimmies mate
>>218442850yeah that's what I've been sayin
>>218441396Corr she’s black
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
>>218442947Post hole
I once shagged a prostitute called "Tiger Lily".
>>218442918are dimmies as good as Ray makes out? my dad is in Melbourne. Should I tell him to try the dimmies?
I think I'm falling in love with leek made a leek, egg, liver sandwich and it was godly
It's mad how much longer people lived before the great flood
get the reels scrolled
>>218443111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTIURo4tCN4
Right well that's the UC journal fraudulently faked for tomorrows 3pm work coach interview
>>218442797I have now
>>218443065fucking oath they are. everyone loves a good dim sim. in Melbourne he wouldn't have to go far to get a good one.
>>218443181that takes me back
Tfw no Bonnie
>>218443218weird how many movies pre 2010 sexualised their teenage lead
Lads...
>>218443238based pinkie
>>218443218iktf
>>218443244to be fair pancakes are really good, but you have to eat them when you're basically facing a day from hell.
>>218443244I don't drink tea. Tea is for old people, faggots and brits.
>>218443253stop being gay
How does one acquire a British-Carribean vantablack gf?
Why do zoomers require every spoken word in a video to pop up on the screen individually
>>218443432Idk but the one in the OP pic isn't Caribbean, she's straight from Africa
been doing horrible poos this morn
thank you god for the hours between about 1-5am where i can forget stuff and "do how i wanna"
>>218443528adhdmaxxing
>>218443583Mad thing is that they fucking love it.
someday within the next year i will have died
What did he say I can't read
>>218443229The weird state of things is now. Teenagers are sexy. They are prime breeding material.
Literally the best crisps in the world.
alri la
gymtoil not complete
She was making a 3 point turn clown
>>218443432>vantablack
get the coffee sucked n o w
>>218441469screaming
>>218441582we love are crumb don’t we folks
>>218441637
had a gf in my dream and i was going to kiss her but then my alarm went off and i didn't get to kiss her
Would colonise all the black girls in this thread
>>218443888Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
Mad how I still stalk my exes on social media after all these years apart from them. I probably need to find new hobbies desu
>>218443918Really enjoyed a snooker competition that was on every tv in every room I went into for 5 straight days when I went to your country. Maybe you'd enjoy Snooker. Is that too much to ask?
>>218444049Fuck me this reminds me of every single pub/bar i went to in your countryHad "football" on the telly and I kept looking back every 5 minutes and it was always transitioning to an advert.
why don't women like it up the bum? i like it up the bum, and i'm not even supposed to be penetrated since i'm a man
>>218444069bit gay this one
Need Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
>>218442797the 22k in tax I paid last year hard at work
>>218444064Sounds right, every 3 mins more like, that's when we eat nachos and hang our heads down and pretend it's not gay to be sitting drinking with an English guy in the room
playing mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee as i like to call it)insanity difficulty is almost too easy when you're an infiltrator and have an N7 valiant rifle, except when a banshee shows up and then shit hits the fan
>>218444096Tbf everyone loved me, I quite liked drinking with Americans, very friendly and kind.Maybe I was just bitter because I didn't understand the sport? Though the adverts were definitely too much.
>>218443432>Carribean>vantablackThose don't existmost jamaicans are van dyke brown at best
>>218444049snooker is the thinking man's sport
Pooing on the ops
never thought deeply about anything not once
I'll snog a lad right up his arse, I'm not gay.
>>218444116Personally, don't think you're missing much. Sorry for bringing gay up again, I think that's how I always measured how gay I am. Not gay, I like basketball, but kind of gay because I don't like football.
lifehack #176apply roll-on deodorant to your balls
why are bumholes so arousing
and jack off to trannies*
https://youtu.be/_bR1v9pRqM0
lifehack #177jack off to trannies
>>218444168They only look nice when I'm horny
>>218444173ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BnrwJfFfH0having a watch and a listen
gyally demmies mentioned
>>218444173look better in the bra
>>218444255looks like my brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Y-rfbzmgY
new science droppedummm sweetie the reason 2025 wasn't as hot as 2024 was because of the La Nina weather cooling pattern you stupid fucking rorke cunt
>>218444315it was hot as fuck this entire year what the hell they talmbout
what's the news today
>>218444315kekleftypol really do be acting like this every time the news comes out with some summary of an event none of them understand
Can't name a more useless person than Princess Diana, except me
so based
>>218444444well?
if your wife or gf doesn’t volunteer to suck your dick you should imo leave her or start considering it
>>218444464>For every bloke pulling a pint there's about ten thousand journalists writing an article about it lol
'kfast is served
dude ate an egg
>>218444524really don't know how to feel about eggs having that shite printed on themimagine that while you're eating a soft boiled egg
Why ChatGPT acting like he’s human
>>218444552bizarre reply
twerking
Everything is AI slop. We won't have any culture to speak of in ten years.
>>218444571nothing bizarre about it, i'm going to rape you.
when u go shop check ur food ingredients to see if it has nitrates and nitrites This shit directly causes cancer and needs to be banned asapStay safe people
fucked....my life!
Playing a game. Purple hair girl is cutehttps://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
yeah we all saw it
the toil freaks do be waking up soon (some are already up lool) (some are even already at toil omds) state of them haha
>>218444634Shut up fat faggot
Filipino accent speaking English is actually quite pleasant. On the other hand, Tagalog is like nails on chalkboard
>>218444634and me, you ask? why i'll soon be settling right under the incelcovers and inceldreaming of the long day of rest ahead
>>218444277Ever shag him up the arse?
Any Helldivers man
>>218444669Where is this from
pretty used to the alcohol again. wonder how long tll take before i doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9DDwxwXaY
the early bird catches the worm :D
damn, the game store I shop at once every other year is going out of businesshow could this happen?
>>218444758Hey, welcome to EB Games
h-hi
>>218444758Ain’t readin all that bro
>>218444758I only ever bought pokemon and yugioh cards from these stores. Every time I walk past one that little part of me gets excited at the thought of opening a booster pack
four bomboclaat naan
mad how you can't smoke weed in japan because they'll give you the death penalty for it
new 28 days later drops today hunhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA
>>218444173>>218444255>>218444275>>218444590>>218444596coor phwoar and wooar!
>>218444871leftypol btfo
>>218444664Philippines News kung saan halos lahat ng pangungusap ay kalokohan nila pero bigla na lang silang lilipat sa Technical Terms In English
>>218441851>Slovenia
an ausposter revealed
Crisp out
>>218444840Paul McCartney tried to bring weed there in a suitcase back in the 80s and almost got put in prison for years lol what was he thinking
>>218444905Bet Yoko put it there the evil psycho bitch
>>218444918You’re thinking of John Lennon not Paul McCartney
>>218444892Poor thing looks terrified. You just invaded his house dickhead
>>218444922Oh it is obvious that it is MYSELF who missed the joke I am SO EMBARRASSED
>>218444938Don't worry mate it's all anonymous no need to be embarrassed :)
>>218444880many are saying this
Heather Mills swapping suitcases through a glowing blue time portal
Feel like next years winter is going to be fucking brutal since we basically haven’t had one this year
speaking of yoko ono, that video where lennon is getting to play with his childhood hero chuck berry and she picks up a microphone in the middle of their song and starts wailing nonsense into it is the funniest thing
>>218444975Chuck's face be like that pussy better be gold plated
>>218444975Sounds hilarious I’m rolling around on the floor laughing
i think it would be good if iran became a western style democracy i think the people would like supermarkets and tumblr
>>218445008They have stores and internet mate it’s not north korea
>>218445015They don’t have proper internet
>>218445008I think it would be good for Iran if one of their women moved to New Zealand and married me
Very loud crash outside that'll be my 45 bottles of wine being emptied by a brown man on minimum wage
>>218445024I had one fall in love with me
>>218445027*Terrified brush tailed possum noises*
>>218445022They can use almost anything we use on the internet like twitter or discord
going to stamford bridge tonightup the arse!
>>218445043not around my house, catberg sees to that
>>218445045cap
>>218445052>Invasive species controls invasive speciesWhat next, gorillas?
>>218445059I talk to them sometimesThey’re just heavily monitored but are free to roam basically
>>218444975>that videonever seen it coz im not a zoomer who lives on the internet
Approaching toilSee you in ten hours
>>218445064catberg would batter a gorilla too
>>218445046Hope you get an arrow through the windpipe, thus significantly altering the potential course of British history
>>218445046what part of london are you from
morning lads hows it foing
>cetbirg wud better uh gurulluh too
>>218445096Working all hours to finish a reportWifeberg about 1 hour away with her dying dadLooking after the kids single handedly.Pretty much non stop for 14 hours a dayAbsolutely living the dream haha
>>218445084nasty>>218445090born in hounslow raised in edmonton and i still live here
>>218445084thinking of getting one of these on my arse
>>218445124Get off /brit/ then mate and God speed
>toilfreaks
>>218445143I still reckon he's the feller getting cut down by the horseman
>>218445124Nice larp virgin
getting a teardrop tattoo even though i haven't killed anyone
Willy in the catalog
this nigga has no convictions whatsoever lmao
Just sucked snake venom out of a black man’s leg in RDR2. Odd mechanic to have in a game.
>>218445133hounslow for the hounslowsiansmuch is your rent
32 years old and never been close to getting a gf
>>218445124>14 hours of toil>takes his time to blogpost
>At least 22 dead as crane collapses onto train in Thailandscreaming
>>218445242I had the Hot Coffee mod so this scene played out a bit different
>>218445260Maybe stop being a train autistAre you really gonna chat to women about trains
Sir Gish Galloper
>>218445386what do you talk to women about
>>218445253£500 a month because that’s what I pay my mum every month to have my bedroom in a small 2 bed flat
>>218445239next government will probably be a coalition to stop reform or libdem surgewho will then also find that the problem is the country itself not who runs it. it is not fixable
I’m autistic so the money in my bank account has to land on a round number. It can’t be £4213.56, it would have to be £4210.00
>>218445433Send me the bits you don’t need
>>218445260>t. the man who never tried
Sir U-Turner
>>218445422Do you get jealous of people who get council flats in zone 1 for next to nothing like couple hundred a month for life or is this just an outsiders perspective? Was at the barbican last month and someone said half the flats round there are £350 a month council and the other half are £3.5k a month private
*believes in nothing*
>>218445411Belittle them and demean them and let them talk about themselves
>>218445479ktim
>>218445479
>>218445474Yeah I used to but after I while I stopped caring because there’s not much you can do about it. I’m planning to move up north soon and buy a house since I’ve been saving for ages
is that real
>>218445550Genocide Jill
Any Kaiserreich enjoyers ITT?
why is my willy so small
>>218445601it's winter
>>218445601How small is it?
>>218445601lifelong incurble curse from god
>>2184456185x3
>>218445636That's a BWC. Quit your complaining
farting a lot and they’re all proper stinkers
>>218445651rather skinny no?I’ve had sangas that w
playing megabonk and listening radiohead
No wonder they steal our water
>>218445686weird thing to do at 8:55 in the morning
new?
>>218445699im a weird guy enjoy this choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB92UBjr9UE
>>218445689Pretty sure all of the blue areas in England get their water from Scotland or Wales too except Cornwall
>>218445689>live in soft area>check results>its hard
Last for Walt Disney!!
last for fuck your mun
>>218441396>>218441396>>218441396
Actually last for rorkes da collects receipts in the Shipley Asda carpark
>>218445889why does he do it
i can't make a thread. someone else will have to do it
NEW>>218439593>>218439593>>218439593
what the hells a fodenbunny
>>218446034>>218446034>>218446034
