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Fuck off.
>>218442558Your oshi has a Korean boyfriend.
The other two news suck
i will post in this thread just because i want as many active /cum/s on the log as possible
bump
I assume everyone's committed suicide finally
>>218443694shhh the NEETs are gooning
>>218442294On the bottom she should be fat. That's the key innovation here.
just sneezed thrice
you will never feel the warmth of a man
if i was ultra rich i'd buy a home gym then i'd be max chilling, if i ever get ultra rich thats one of the things i'm doing
Bing chilling
>>218444313I need it to be a separate place. But I wish I lived closer to a gym.
my cat won't drink with me ;_;
>>218444311>he's never dap'd up the homies and gone in for a shoulder bumpISHYNDDT
I went from Y 300 to Y -59Now I'll make a tunnel like this to find lava/obsidian because I disabled ruined nether portal generation.
oh boy, time to tuck in early so I can wake up at the crack of dawn and go to work
>>218444327kots shouldn't drink boozeohol
Just farted extremely loudly
>>218444377I hear it
kittens are cute and so are adult cats but when they're at that inbetween age they are pretty unsightly
>>218444368>2am>early
>>218444369corr needs a belly rub
>>218442294When your bum is itchy and you let out a huge fart and it scratches the itch on the way out that's such a good feeling
>>218444377what the smell like?i''m a smells guy
>>218444525Like burning rubber.
What's your favorite female musician? Let's say you're being anti chud shit tested, what do you answer?
>>218444548idk taylor swift
>>218444043Once you delete all the bloatware,disable the a.i, get rid of all the dumb widgets on the start screen, change animations to performance, and about a half dozen other changes it's ok
>>218444548Hayley Williams
>>218444548PJ Harvey
fun hearing a prop plane overhead at 2ami wish i was in it
>>218444565is there a guide or something
>>218444548Neotropic
>>218444578are they hunting niggers
>>218444605
Just learned that my eBay money will unlock on Thursday
>>218444563>>218444576Chuds>>218444577>>218444604Not chuds, I would have said Chelsea Wolfe
>>218444621what does this prostitute have to do with the question I asked
Say her name.
>>218444676Phoebe
>>218444650Love when you get emails about how there are changes to your TardBuxx program and by doing nothing you accept the new Terms of Service
>>218444548The singer from Beach House, runner up is The bass player for Khurangbin honorable mention: singer for Sales
>>218444712I want to say chud because you can't name them, but there's 3 and one is a bass player... Half chud. If we can do that then Cocteau Twins comes to mind
>>218444676Nigger McGee
>hear weird noises >get up and go make sure dogberg isn't puking or something >sisterberg is forcing herself to burp on discord with her wow guild
>>218444742fuck her while her cucks listen
>>218444785Exhibition strikes me as itself kinda cucked. I don't want anyone else to hear or see my lover.
>>218444742A family of fuck ups
>>218444868It really is genetic
Feel like eating cheetos but I already brushed my teeth what should I do
ate too many crackers and got a tummyache award
Just dropping in to say hi. Been busy this year, had no time to shitpost and hang out with my /cum/bros.
>>218444967We are only 14 days into the year
>coworker complains about big local HVAC company taking his money some years ago after they "fixed" his AC, only for it to break down a couple weeks later>point out they have a warranty for their work and would've come back out for free>he changes the subject>complains about the same company for the same reason again a month laterwhy are people like this
>>218445041He was too retarded to take advantage of the warranty at the time and he regrets it
I can’t afford to wear diapers anymore
>>218445060so why would he complain about it again a month later
>>218445093>>218445041just wants to complain life is mostly nonsensical when you think about it, but I guess the trick is not to
>>218445093Because it still makes him mad sometimes and he needs to pass time somehow at workberg so he might as well talk to the retarded normie
Prisoners should not be served meat. We should not torture animals in order to provide extra pleasure for people who commit crimes.
>>218445119Most animals aren't tortured, that's only kosher slaughter.
>>218445119what if they were fed animals committed crimes as well
>>218445112he's more of a normalfag than I am you nigger faggot, he has an ex-wife and adult children
>>218445140Denounce Mohammed and Vishnu bitch
Always salt your pasta while boiling it
You put salt in with the noodles into the boiling water.
>>218445288If you salt your potato water a LOT, then apart from making them salty, it also noticeably dessicates them as they boil
Desiccates*.
Momberg is staying home today
I played Terraria for 7 hours today
>>218445366I don't have that kind of commitment unironically
>>218445383I took a break in the middle to workout but yeah it's a very addicting game, not many others that draw me in like that
I jerked off for 7 hours today
>>218445366The corruption pisses me off so I took a break having to make tons of hellevators just to curb it is bullshit
>>218442294yubi yubi hebbi machine gun
Every time we get a new ESL at work, I make up a white name for him and spread it around before they can tell people their real gibberish name. I've so far renamed 3 Chinese guys (Huey, Louie, and Dewey) and an Indian guy (Craig because there's another Craig at work I don't like)
>>218444548Foushee https://youtu.be/evMgdFruaSw?si=fDMBmuTaawNWnWyt
still awake
>>218444548Taylor Hanson
America 2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0684A5i_BE
>>218444548I would just pump and dumb a stupid broad like that. however. a good answer is always stevie
Horny for latinas again
>>218445397I never thought about trying to stop it that way, I always just used sunflowers on the surface. I guess I've never had a world go on long enough for it to ruin everything
The farts smell like chicken
You! Why are you still awake?
>>218445543I've lost all control.over my life
Think before doing something so foolish
did you know the White crime rate in the USA is dramatically over-reported??
>>218445543I'm a night owl and I don't have to be at work until noon tomorrow
>>218445447pics or it didn't happen
>>218445586shut up, craig
>>218444548kate bush, unironically
>>218444548Hope Sandoval is the only right answer.
>>218445570I think they under report how many Blacks and Hispanics are really here unless outside of the south there are areas where you never see them
>>218444548Grouper (Liz Harris)>>218444712>>218445608Good answers too
>>218445570yes, in fact, I did.
What does creaming in a hairy pussy feel like
Is coffee good for you
>>218445665dunno most girls shave
>>218445684I thought that was a thing of the past
>>218445694yeah idk about that
India bypassing industrialisation to become the world's back office, precisely as LLMs learn to do back office work at marginal cost approaching zero, is the kind of tragic irony development economists will write about for decades.
Glad I'm not a girl
I've been wearing the same shirt for 4 days
>>218445723but you'd have boobies that seems nice
>>218445755If things turn out okay then I'll find a woman who let's me touch her boobs every day anyway
If I was a woman I would be a slut
>>218445786that's why you're not, and never will be
If I were a woman I'd probably be a big-T-shirt wearer
man, I feel like a woman
What would America be like if niggas in the hood could use Naruto style techniques
>>218445793I could troon out and let guys at the bar fuck my stink ditch
>>218445816and die of aids?
>>218445630The spirit of Aztlan courses through her veins.
goodnight
>>218445830I can't catch aids in my manpussy
Meanwhile in the heterosexual universe...
>>218445844very american thing to say
>>218445892Mohammad was the first person to have a manpussy
>>218445905Mohussy
>>218445905he was a true american
Mohammed (jizz be upon him) got that junk in his trunk
>>218444499huh...I guess I'm missing out on stuff
What did he mean by thishttps://x.com/infolibnews/status/2011171641112608926
>>218446005he said the quiet part loud
>>218446005You posted this literally just as the racist podcast I'm listening to while playing Minecraft started talking about it.
>>218444548Charli XCX
on my lunch break but didn't bring any lunchsomehow managed to lose my thermos full of teamaybe it was stolen but who the fuck steals a thermos
just stole my coworkers thermos LOL
>>218444548olivia rodriguez
>>218446418gonna rape your asshole out. eye for an eye.
>>218446418fucking BASED
>>218446005>Chris Menahan @infolibnews>Publisher of the independent news site http://InformationLiberation.com. As seen on @DRUDGE, @Infowars, @ZeroHedge & more. #AmericaFirst >What did he mean by thisProbably something that makes sense only to his own schizophrenic mind.
>>218446474How about a guy for a guy?
Serving you with a court order that you must cease and desist from gooning.
american
every single american has a bbc altar in his home
business idea for a product marketable to americansbottled nigger cum. big sales in all of usa
>>218448382
comes in pills as well
fags
Can’t you hust say you are american? Don’t you have a national identity?
1 gazillion Iran inshallah bucks = 1 tootsie roll
>>218442294Whats the reason mexico hates peru and Argentina on tiktok? I bet it's Related to football
I love cumming all over myself.
>>218444548carly rae jepsen
still 12 minutes left of toil but alas I am on the shitter
wish I could just get drunk and solve crimes instead of toiling at the toilfactory for toilberg
>>218449614death to toilbergs
>take adderall>immediately crave nicotineabsolutely hellish
>>218449614could be worse, you could be toiling at the toilmart for the martbergs
>>218444548Wendy O. Williams.
you are obsessed with niggers
erm sweaty we call that projection
Brutal morning, woke up to find the laxative flushing all the curry out of my system, tried to go back to sleep but catburg attacked, used the 'chan for a while and saw some lewd on /v/ and punished my shit for no real reward, "should be" at work in 10 minutes but can't find it in my to turn the laptop on, just rough
Boobies and Boners!
should i waste hours today making commieblock or favela theme buildings for jwe3
Gotta show up to the probation office today. It's like halfway through the term and they have never done a urinalysis
Whopper Wednesday, lets go
Good morning ladsjust got a warning
Woke up with a sore throat
>>218451497Sorry about that
our national television is showing a movie in which there is a scene of two dykes kissing and a scene of white woman kissing a nigger
>>218451600Got it from laying next to momberg
>>218451603Part and parcel of living in gayropa
I could never date a woman with the same name as my mother, it would give me the ick
I could never date a woman with the same name as my father
>>218451776Your mother's name is pooja>>218451808Your father's name is sukhdeep
>>218451846Untrue
Is this true?
I got a Lewinsky from some drunk 40 year old blonde when I was 25
Idk I didn't click it
my gay friend who i thought was just a friend has begun calling me his boyfriend
survey for americansdo you get sad whenever you dont get your daily fix of bbc?
>>218451940He's testing to see if he can rape your butt
>>218451962The British Broadcasting Corporation, as the name suggests, is based in Britain. While I've encountered some Americans who listen to the BBC 4 radio station, and some American cable packages have BBC America, I don't think the majority of Americans regularly consume their programming.
>>218451603I wish I had the time or the mental energy to worry about stuff like this.
>>218451776my mom has a very rare name so that's not a problem for me
mi look
People really watched the truman show for the first time and had mental breakdowns
Too many foreign flags in this bitch, I'm out
>>218452492a fella in the village my dad's from had a mental breakdown during the moon landing
>>218452230
renee good whatever happened there
Having a mental breakdown about job stress rn fr frI wasn’t meant for modern society, I was meant to till my fields and maintain my dwelling and prepare for winter
>>218452803what's goin on big guy?
it’s so over i’m going to build a jimmy neutron rocket ship in my backyard and leave this nigger solar system or blow myself up trying
>>218452847My job is stable but my position is ending soon. That means applying for new positions, contacting references, interviews. A lot of uncertainty.I’m fed up, I don’t want to participate in society rn.
the real reason for a Greenland invasion is is getting control over strategic bbc ressources which americans cannot live without
>>218452746Whatever happened there? ?? I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's Agent put six bullets in the kid with extreme provocation whatsoever
>>218453117based schizo
>We live inside a dream :D
Think a jeet at the dollar store stole my credit card information
My boss hired a tranny to join my team
I can’t have this conversation again.
i dont want to get raped in the butt what do i doooo
>>218453364Congrats sis
>>218453364How much are you getting paid?
>>218453257Just to spite you I'm going to play piano for at least three hours, make bread, and maybe go for a run
>>218442294he will save us all and undo the disaster that is ZOGnald Drumpf
>so…tell me about yourself :)
Who is the GOAT /cum/sluut?
Sup niggas!
>>218453671>Jewish wifeUnlikely
>>218453791wait what pls tell me this isn't true
>>218453791bro wtfhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Siebel_NewsomI don't find anything in the early life section
>>218453152Sounds fucking gay. Lost my job a few years back and although I HATED it, being without income is pretty scary when you're an adult with responsibilities. My plan now is to save up enough cash that I can eventually divorce myself from society, buy a small plot of land, build a cabin on it, and live a simple life until I die an old man in the forest. Maybe a bear will eat me.
>>218453811>>218453850>Maiden name: Siebal >Mother's maiden name: Fritzer>acted in HollywoodJews have been taking out that early life section now that it became a meme
>>218453896Germans don't exist they are all Jewish I algo
Update from the guy yesterday who said he was gonna have sex in 4 hours:I didn't have sex
>>218453960She posted on her Xitter she has "Jewish heritage "& received a Jewish education. She has also claimed to be Christian. She could be jew-baiting, but still.
>>218453896
>>218453960The name doesn't mean Jewish I agree (it's not something financial retaled like Goldstein, Silberblatt or something) but the fact that she did Hollywood (Jewlywood) shit makes me skeptical
>>218454062She also had sex with... err... I mean raped by Harvey Weinstein lol
the belgian is the german and the ethiopian
Do any of you also know people who don't know how to recognize humor?I don't mean whether they find something funny or not, but as in literally they cannot tell whether something is supposed to be a joke or not.
>>218454155Those are schizoes and psychopaths
>>218454155This is a possible sign of autism
>>218454106ok nvmIT'SOVER
I really admire how the lads in /brit/ never respond to anyone who doesn't have a british flag next to their name
>>218454328We should do the same except for footkraut
>>218453364Can't wait to hear all your made up reddit tier stories about what a problem they are.
>>218454328Yet it's still full of Americans begging for British (you)s pathetic really
>>218454126>the belgian is the germanyeah we know there was a whole war about this
>>218454328They respond to me sometimes thoughbeit, they're actually pretty nice to people who ask dumb tourist questions (I asked about visiting late this year and they were nice to me at least)
hello
I always wanted to have a secret daughter with a dark skin Caribbean woman and another daughter with a blonde white woman. So both can meet each other for the first time at my funeral.
are cpu prices up as well?
stop staring at me
>>218454208The person has been on and off psychiatric medications for many years, so maybe you're right.Also, when she blinks, her eyelids don't close at the same time. It's like they close those in sequence, 1 first, then the other, before opening in the same way.
>>218454671shan't
sex...
baby i compare you to a kiss from a rose and i’m gay
Was just in the probation office Was there for a total of like 10 minutes, only 1 of which was actually talking to the officer. They haven't done any urinalysis yet even though it's like halfway through the probation period
>>218454943why are you on probation?
>>218454959DWI a while ago
>>218454959He raped a kid
>>218454498I usually don't pay attention to the thread title and just post in ones that have interesting pictures
>>218454975nigga why? it just aint worthy it
My throat is sore and no one cares
>>218455046I wasn't aware how long alcohol takes to leave the body. Also there's no public transport or Uber here and one of my friends had attempted suicide.
>>218454328that's kinda racist
>>218455104not the point. why drink if you know there's no one to drive you home?
>>218455144I didn't know that there was still alcohol in my blood. Most people underestimate the time it takes to process and metabolize it. It's a dumb thing to do yeah and I realized just how common it is in my area. Even if someone isn't very drunk, if they're coming back from a party on Friday or Saturday night they probably shouldn't be driving. Thankfully courts here are pretty understanding if it's a first offense without aggravating factors so I got a conditional discharge.
