ENGLAND 1-0 Scotland edition
at the movies
I don't want the sky to fallBut if it doesIf the stars burn out thenI'll catch you through it all
Had tuna pasta bake for tea team
>>218460354>euphoria season 3mad how much of a disaster this is gonna be
>>218460359he's an entertainer. let him be
>>218460376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU
>>218460376>moviesFOY
>>218460362I love Scotmen
>>218460394he should be able to take criticism or else hes not cut out for show biz
tbf that lad in the last thread was spot on. dogs really should have eight legs.
>>218460395what do they want then
>>218460428maybe that's why he's doing it in here loleither way shup mate he's alright
>>218460401yeah he should say pictures like a norfman
>>218460431why
>>218460431mines got five if you know what I mean haha
so this is what's making X freak out today
Chelshit vs Arse Anal
>>218460460good point i was finished anyway
>>218460475I don't like what the world has become
I've neglected my data storage sizemight buy 8 10tb drives
>>218460470ummmm are you single?
the 'cel hideaway
>St Helens Green councillor defects to Reform UKUh wot
>>218460524horseshoe theory
>>218460516kinel how is that worth that much
>>218460499this one officer
Why do Americans have their microwaves built in above the stove?
>>218460524reform are becoming a bigger joke by the day the only way we fix things is by chimping out
>>218460524tbf he must have looked well out of place in those greens meetings
>>218460545built by the romans in the 13th century
>>218460560
that could be us
Worried about Mouse
right well thats not on is it
>>218460560built by the romans in the 13th century
Does Sydney Sweeney have an arse? Looked kinda nice from the season 3 images
>>218460587Me and you? :33
>>218460572looks like daniel mays
>>218460584would love to rub my cock all over her perfect balls
>favourite toilfu leaving the job>car feels like it's going to fall apart>got literally nothing to look forward to until mid Mayfeeling a bit emosh to be honest lads
Entei is based.
>>218460584right well this has left me unwell
>>218460610nothing to write home aboutbut the booba is booba god tier
have you lads ever seen your own arsehole?
>>218460621better post more frogs
>>218460560saves space and doubles as the stove ventwish i had that, my microwave takes up counter space
Remember when all the annoying people started pretending like they were really into sea shanties and permanently ruined them for the rest of us
>>218460625your body is based on male sex chromosomes
>tfw you realise utilitarianism is correcy
>>218460649chebbing nora
>>218460621just tell her not to go then
right ive been in janny jail for fucking two WEEKS not being able to posthavent ogt ANYONE else to talk to so been here on my fucking lonesomeits against my human rights not being allowed to post here was on my way to doing myself in
>>218460653sometimes i take pictures of it for inspection
>>218460667Due to a medical condition yeah. That's why I take medication (oestrogen) to treat it
Gooning to cute girl houseplant youtube channels
Gave the escort a massage during our last meeting lads Was pretty nice feeling her legs and bum, even got a good look at her bumhole
>>218460665
medical condition called being a biological male
>>218460685Doesn’t look like either of them at all the fuck is she on about
>>218460680I've been trying to convince her not to leave for over a month now, it's become a kind of in-joke that she always says she's going to quit but never does, but recently I think she's got serious about it
right that's transphobia in my safe space again
>>218460702Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218460731then you need to give her a reason to stay then
>>218460696any cheese plant action?
>>218460702ever shag her up the arse?
>>218460735u ok hun? x
might watch my 600lb kino
>>218460763No
Watching the new geowizard video, sipping coffee, puffing apple vape
>>218460769
>>218460770
>>218460758given plenty of good reasons, none of them good enough apparently. And if you were implying that I would be the reason to stay I think you're barking up the wrong tree
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘brookie’. 64 results found.
>>218460780youre a gay are you
>>218460428He does get really upset sometimes doesn't he
in serious doubt that employment will make me happier even in the long termand if that is the case, better to end it all now and save myself the future continued misery
>>218460792shes not even that fat slightly obese
What branded items do you guys refuse to compromise on? I think Pepsi Max do the best diet/sugar free colas and I think KP nuts are miles ahead of any others. Otherwise, I'm pretty open to anything (cocks included)
>>218460362IRN-BRU!!!
mad how i get to live another 60 years if i live to 86 which is a perfectly reasonable assumption these days, especially by then 60 years thats loads of time, think about it 60 years ago from now was lierally the 1960s the war had only been over 20 years plenty of time to sort myself and be the best i can, no rush nothing to worry about yet feeling really good about myself tonight
>>218460838you gotta get the posh tinned tomatoeswhy settle for less
>>218460825have you considered vagrancy or crime?
>>218460810please stop taunting him
What are some good ways to train legs for people with old man back?I did squats and lunges earlier and my lower back is fucked
Toilet clogged and can’t get it unclogged
>>218460849in 20s you'll be old and haggard and be on your knees
>>218460825employment made me happier because it forced me to improve my social skills which lead me to making lots of friends at toil and feeling like I "belonged". Yeah working a job sucks but at least I'm not a reclusive freak any more
>>218460867does she have a
>>218460865go for a walk
Watching the new geowizard and sipping my coffee. Comfy
>>218460864Hello Threadshitester
>>218460849your cognitive ability with steeply decline after 50 and you will be a literal retard by the time you're 75
might learn how to do a rubix cube
>>218460849There’s a filter in your 50s/early 60s if you haven’t taken care of yourself so you don’t have that much time
going to have a wank in a bit most likelygod i wish i had some speed
>>218460838sugarfree red bull red bull zero doesn't do it, you can't get energy without caloriesjust not thermodynamically possible
>>218460882never made a single friend at toil me
>>218460797Tell her you want to give her a babyNever fails
>>218460897youre a gay are you
>>218460838hellmans mayotunnocks tea cakes (the Aldi knockoffs are awful)Japanese pornography (accept no substitute)
billie eilish got some fat tits
>>218460906very carefully and with lots of lube
Watching the football and sipping my pineapple juice. Comfy
>>218460856it's not in my nature>>218460882my job doesn't lead to friendships really
>>218460867
>>218460922>hellmans mayoHeinz is nicer
anyway so the gf did two pregnancy tests on Sunday (cheap supermarket ones) and they were both positive so we went back to the shop to get some fancy clear blue ones and they were negative both an hour later and the morning after also did one the night and morning after that and they were both negative so i dont know whats happening and now she wont do another testperiod is a week late but she did take an ella one last month
>>218460900from what i've seen of him he's a silly lad whose goal is to save our community. if you're undermining that then you're probably the exact people that we're trying to avoid
>>218460914I was like that at my previous job, was there for 6 years and didn't have a single friend. Decided to change that when I started the new job and actually started talking to people, feel so much better now
>>218460838Crunchy Nut Corn FlakesMcVitie's Chocolate Digestives
i really preferred it when you used different filename patterns for your butterfaces and your trannies
>>218460972blog on
>>218460964needs to linger on his frown half a second longerpoorly cropped gif this tbqh
>>218460896Do you get strong legs from just walking? Would itneed to be mostly uphill to build leg strength?
>>218460496the world died decades ago mate
>>218460988me too!
>>218460978Fuck off Spaino
>>218460961if your nature brought you here then what good is it
>>218460978What community is that then? Incels and pedos?
>>218460792imagine the smell in that waiting room
>>218460764Nah she doesn't do anal.Opem to rimming though, not sure about that
>>218460918she already made it very clear she doesn't want kids, in fact she even broke up with someone because they wanted kids
what happens when we cannot trust anything we see read or hear online at all
Why does Spaino have to come here and shit up our community it really makes me sad
>>218460960I've just had a bag of tesco salted tortilla chips, a pot of tesco jalapeno houmous, and two hobgoblinsI am also watching football and may treat myself to a tesco bannoffee tart now#votetesco
to be fair there are some really sexy transwomen out there
sick to death of these whores using photoshop to hide their asshole wrinkles when they wear g-strings
>>218461013if you see that as what /brit/ is then it's all then evidence one needs to know that you are not worth any of our time. kill yourself.
>>218461036he's a bored 4chan addict who struggles to fit in
>>218461013This is a shagger's general and always has been If you don't like it then you can go back to where you came from >>>/r9k/
>>218461009nonethat's the point
>>218461052
>>218461013lol you're an incel/pedo then?
>>218461085yep, that one, but also lilith
Geowizard has nothing to do with homosexuality
scalp and face is constantly covered in spots since I got the covid booster vax
>>218460944ah yes, the unobnoxious asian woman
she's top dog
shout out to the fat cunts who barely move their bodiesI thought I was going to vomit whilst running yesterday - then at toil my mind was so crisp, so pristine, so SHARP, it felt like I had acquired a superpower.You need to run tubsters.Get going now.
>>218461084get hobomaxxing or join a terrorist group or something then
>>218461102Haha just tell us you’re gay mate it’s ok
>>218461102he spat on a little black girl a while agoand has a racist songand hates immigrants
Thing with trannies is that even if they may look sexy on images they will physically repulse you irl
>>218461117so many things you can do better than running hated it me even when i got decent at it i despised every second of it just go for a walk
>>218461117No I dont think I will
>>218461134imagine the low pitch grunt when you enter her (him)lmao
>>218461117hmm crisps
>>218461134not true, many are fit irl
>>
*walks across the thread in a straight line*
get a fucking grip
>>218461143no you need to push yourself to kill off your WEAK mitochondria otherwise there's no fucking point I only feel the superpower effects if I feel like I'm dying during cardio desu
funniest thing about the tranny spammers is you just know they are posting their own grotesque pictures here
>>218461117I'll start up againjust not this month January's no time for starting something physical
obviously fake tits + cock too big
>>218461134the nose doesn't lie does it. if you're around a male v. female you could tell in the scent
>>218461134they do look hot, but the thing is they definitely trigger an uncanny feeling. I think it's the fact you're seeing a hot girl but smelling a high-test man. it's like when the dog sees a black person, they smell something vaguely human but see only shadow
>>218460685she pulls off 'tex best imho
>>218461170*watches you do it*
>>218461161me at my Olympics debut
>>218461031Hop on your car, drive to the Isle of Skye or some shit
>>218461129And what does that have to do with homosexuality
>>218461185killing yourself with cardio is not good for you, just don't sit on you arse all day and walk some, that is enough. more important is your diet
now is no goon no booze 2026 going lads
>>218461134depends how drunk i am i reckonback in uni my mates went on tinder on my phone and matched me with this tranny which was very embarrassing of coursebut i happened to bump into the tranny at oceana and you know what with a couple of quadvods in me and the lighting of the cheese room i could have gone for it but then my mate wanted to leave cos the lass who accused him of rape turned up and i never saw the tranny again
>>218461134would def shag one when steaming but can't imagine the shame as you pull your knob out of her arse and see your cum leaking out and and actual cock and balls flopping below it
>>218461258phwoar
>>218461226ummm *tries to hide the empty cans and wank tissues*
just got hard
>>218461238An authentic Southampton experience
I saw RFK talking in some video today and he says Trump only eats mcdonalds/diet coke other fast food slop when he's on the road because he doesn't trust food that doesn't come from a big corporation when travelling, there is a standard of quality that's only possible with big corpo slop. RFK said he eats well at the white house but is basically poisoning himself anywhere else and does not know how he is even still alive.
>>218461238during lockdown when tinder let you set your location did mine in bangkok and matched with ladyboysgot a few to wank with me on snapchat when steaming letting them think i was some white rich sugardaddy
reckon I could successfully shag a tranny as long as they didn't speakthe minute they start talking it's an instant boner killer
Was much happier and healthier as a NEET. Might quit my job tomorrow. I fly into an uncontrollable rage whenever I even think of spending another second there.
yeah mate we get it your gay
thinking bout that ac130 mission on cod4 corr
>>218461296cool and which British constituency is Trump the MP for?
>>218461311tick tock tick tockloomtick tock tick tockloooooooom
happiness boost
17 minutes into this episode of my 600lb life and this fat lad has shat himself in his wheelchair in the doctors office and is too heavy for the scales
really fucking hate my job miserable place full of miserable people
>>218461354been pulling a sickie for the last few days trying to find a way to quit without making mumberg and dadstein mad since I still live with them
>>218461387he is
you ever just cringe at summat that happened years ago lads4 years ago at toil I told a middle-aged woman she smelled "delicious" and she looked petrified no idea why I chose that word of any word in my vocabulary but we didn't speak much after that
>>218461374can you get me a remote jobhab degree and no experience
dad im gayhi gay im dad
>>218461374starts with q and ends in uit
>>218461404not hiring in fact might be doing redundancies in march yet again
>>218461286...jonny?
they should have balkanised germany after ww2imagine all the cool new countries we could have had
>>218461422that's your unproductive ass on the chopping block then
>>218461414need money especially if i'm to move out of the incelroom this year
>>218461404those don't exist any more and the ones that do are all done by spies
>>218460665>erm i liked sea shanties before they were coolcringe retard
fucking ragingthe girlfriend's just told me I have to fight her 7 evil exes now
got my arse piped at fally sea shanties
WAHEY LOOKATIMGO
>>218461374I work in a miserable place full of happy people, makes a surprising difference
>>218461460want to balkanise mary elizabeth winsteads arsehole into pieces in that film
>>218461311Neetdom was only cool for 1 year and a half, give or take. Afterwards i was miserable the entire time. I much rather have my bank account filled with cash, bought an old Volvo, waste of money, just the tax for owning a fuckign car form the 80's is unreal, but fuck it, i can do it.Also, because my free time is limited, i enjoy it so much more, i value every minute.t. Former NEET for 5 years
>>218461460shite film that all my mongy mates loved
>>218461381how longs your notice period
>>218460958why do you post this ugly tranny every day
>>218461482murder slide
Go through cycles of feeling fine, confident even then being very emotional and panickyReckon it's low T lol
>>218461482scream
look i work in marketing and spend most of my time making up gimmick-esque things for corporate purposes..... i'm sorry if my release from that upsets you. i love you.
>>218461482this is a sport?
>>218460431Shit missed this discussion Qrd?
so uh, why aren't you in the stock market lads? you aren't a bloody woman are you?
got my belly bunched and mouth spat in by someone from stoke in the costa off market street
What are some good sex positions to try next time I see an escort?
rorke locking the dog out of the room while he wanks to mainstream pornleftypol in his gooncave wanking to interracial animal porn
>>218461543name one ad i'd recognise that you made
Tbf Ramona would have been way more attractive if she had a penis. Missed out there
spend all day doing boring shite then come home exhausted before falling asleep 3 hours later toil is relentless
tonight's pick for Woke Watch Wednesday
>>218461551don't know how it works
>>218461578it's all sort youtube bullshit in that zone now, i make themed concepts for long campaigns.. think meerkats for the compare the meerkat but obv not that level of talent. then i come up with some ideas for short vids involving those, i am pretty good at it until it comes to the selling part, or or i'm told. that is to say, i should have gone into entertainment rather than advertising.
>>218461559Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218461578mmm danone
>>218461551i thought S&S ISAs were pretty standard but only like 18% of brits have one
mum bought me the caramel flavoured coffee sachets instead of the normal onesmy week is ruined
>>218461635this too has been a demoralising aspect of the job>>218461639literally, that exact sort of thing is what i come up with
fallen into a sordid youtube rabbit hole of german engineers buying chinese cnc machines and fixing them up
>>218461559Have you tried doggy-style?All the younguns are doing it
>>218461672>consensual non consent machinehuh
Sometimes shocks me how dysfunctional most of you areThen I remember I’m exactly the same
>>218461311I think 4 day work week should be standardised
It's toasted
>>218461651I thought every country would have their own version it but apparently we're just dead lucky.Even Capitlism Central USA doesn't have anything of the sort. I am quite surprised there isn't some rule pushing you to invest in UK stocks instead of it being anything though.Probably tag on an extra 5k as long as it has to be a FTSE company or summat?
got the brown asmr gf on
reminder to open a window to avoid elevated CO2 levels.
Missing my ex fuck man this sucks
i think the only way to not hate the average toil is to become a workaholicif you want to be doing other things you just feel resentment so you either stay miserable with "work life balance" cope or let it become your entire life
>>218461739ever shag her up the arse?
in a good mood tonight ladsx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIIU2JvoMX4if rorke made an ad
>>218461758for me it's becoming an alcoholic
neetaholic
>>218461712rachel from accounts went after cash ISAs to encourage more investment so i wouldnt be surprised if she announce something extra like that also
Rorke wouldn’t make an ad because he doesn’t have any moneyKeep up
have this fear that I'm going to go off the rails one day and also fear that people can sense I'm barely holding things togethersome sort of weird imposter syndrome I guess
>>218461739horse girl ex?
my room smells of farts
>>218461727what's her name?I like Viella
can I get a race check on her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYUOeSgSDjA
>>218461725Knew who it’d be before I clicked it
>>218461799Usually happens when you fart
strange that Emmental is considered the clip-art representation of CHEESE yet I don't know any cunt that eats Emmental It doesn't crack my top 10Cheddar > Feta > Parmesan > Manchego > Gouda I could name more but the point is Emmental is far down on the list. How they got to be the face of cheese is an outrage.
Let's talk about something interesting and engaging and somewhat funny
>>218461725i'm purely ideas, like an ai they just keep repeatedly asking for concepts, and then when i come up with one that's any good they ask me to present it, i do that, then I get paid. I have never been consulted beyond the point of a concept being accepted and that and my apathy towards it is why i have never made any true cultural impact
been convinced I shouldn't buy an incelflat and should instead by an incelhouse
>>218461834Sister eats this cheeseAnd no I’ve never done any of the things you’ll want to ask
>>218461841You want to talk about Star Trek?If you insist lad.
>>218461677Who is that he look funy
cheesemong on a mad one
>>218461834for me, its polish cheese.
>>218461762Nah, had my tongue up there though
>>218461834lil bro think he hard with those dead ahh cheeses in his top 5 omds ong
>>218461834thoughts on a humble brie?
>>218461883based
>>218461887soft cheese gives me the creeps desu I spread a bit of it on crackers but it's not terribly versatileYou can't throw brie in a pasta, on some chilli, in a sandwich French bastards
>>218461834Mozzarella + Emmental + Parmesan pizza combo is pure perfection
I have a £35 Amazon voucher for using comparethemarket and taking out qualifying pet insurance
>>218461887Not humble at all she’s been in loads of big movies mate
>>218461873why do people like this show, i dont get it.
white people be taking out pet insurance LOL
>>218460524Probably joined before the greens because islamo-communists
>>218461887more of a camembert man myself
>>218461942I'm BLACK
>>218461907nae peters.
might become a cute femboy at 35
>>218461916you absolutely can have it in a sambo though?
remember mario gotze
>>218461964unc...
>>218461834cheddar is in no world the best cheeseunless you were ranking the cheeses you eat the most of in which case nevermind
>>218461964go for it
>>218461920>Dutch Gouda, Greek Feta, English Cheddar, French Brie, Italian Parmesan, Spanish Manchego, Swiss Emmentalwhat is Portugal's contribution to the cheese world?Do you even have a cheese? >>218461935who the fuck doesn't like Star Trek?It's 700 episodes (1966-2005) of non-stop fun.
>>218461977Yeah
mad how funny, cool and smart we all are
What's wrong with taking out pet insurance? Is it because I'm BLACK? Do white people not love their pets?
spastic niggaz from Greenwichor SNFGthe clan
love a camembert me
>>218461982what's your favourite cheese then cheeseboy?
>>218461992>>218461964didn't realise the thread was at 300 posts might repost these in the new x
can you make cheese from kangaroo milk?
I am the most mentally ill poster itt. If you put our posts side by side you’d probably not want to post here with me ever again.
>>218461992yeah?https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/
>>218456556>>218456556>>218456556
>>218462031>>218462031
>>218461887cum smells like brie rind, tastes a little of it too mixed with a splash of pool water
>>218461873if i was a romulan i would feel extremely threatened by the federation
During our last meeting, the escort I've been seeing complimented me on my hair, eyes, lips (said they were full), and the fact that I like reading (so does she).
>>218461834blue like st agur or stilton, gruyere, brie especially raw milk, chevre, old cheddar, gouda yesthe worst is smoked cheese, like smoked gouda. it tastes meaty. gross
>>218461925bet youll buy a really expensive candle mr money waster
>>218461988Every region has it's own cheeseI highly recomend you the cheese from the mountain. It's a buttery cheese, it has the sheel, but the inside is like a sauce. Once you start, it's hard to stop
got the wwf Insurrextion 2000 on
