should I spend £600 on a 4K OLED PC monitor

>>218464030
I've seen ads for it when walking past the ol' slop shops but never actually tried it, trying to lose weight you see

might doordash some culvers

okay but why the fu rachel reeves sound like that do

dude the tots from wendys are BANGING

>>218463349
>>218463910
we're a super clever bunch

(or maybe the test overestimates)

>>218464081
buy two
youre not poor, are you?

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>might doordash some bangers n mash

>>218464081
Not worth, it you'll be constantly babysitting it trying minimise burn-in. Get a miniLED instead

>>218464066
my dad used to call me sasquatch when i was like 9-10 and went through a gangly phase. eventually i had a big meltdown about it

might menulog some pasta

Just did some uni work team. Shower soon and then a chill quiet night I reckon team. Got toil Friday morning so don't want to stay up too late tonight.

how can I speak to the toilfu in the lift?
too nervous every time we're alone

>>218464157
>it's just you and me now

>>218464157
Like you would speak to anyone else

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Toil tomorrow. Goodnight /brit/

>>218464157
I love the smiths

>>218464157
just make a comment about something relevant or ask a throwaway small talk question. and do the same with other people too, the more you practice the less nervous you'll feel

>>218464157
>looks like we'll be getting off together haha

>>218464184
so I should ask her "how's the wife? stil a twat? hahaha"

>>218464210
screaming

>>218464157
ask if you can drink the sweat from her boots
girs love that

>>218464219
lel, yeah or maybe some inside toil joke

>>218464157
>too nervous every time we're alone
NGMI

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>>218464188
why is there a jug of white fluid on his desk

>>218464115
I did one of those and scored in the 130s for verbal IQ and 120 for spatial, but my memory was about 85 so it gave me an overall average of 98 lol

Jimi Hendrix
Live at the Royal Albert Hall
February 24th, 1969

toil mandated relaxation time is OVER
commence toil mandated SLEEPING TIME before waking up for TOIL

here for the gay sex to be fair. cba about british culture.

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proudFEET sub edish

It is positively ludicrous, an exercise in the most extravagant folly, for a sentient being to tether the vast, tempestuous expanse of reason to the delicate gossamer threads of religious belief. To wager one’s intellect upon the spectral apparitions of dogma is to dance merrily on the precipice of absurdity, all while draping one’s mind in the resplendent robes of self-delusion.

>>218464267
based wordcel

>>218464272
how early do you have to get up for toil

>>218464269
hey joe and all along the watchtower are the best solos after comfortably numb

>>218464278
so what you're saying is you're here for the british culture

>>218464283
got a thesaurus for christmas, did you?

>>218464302
8:30 am
I know, it sucks!

>>218464283
Bitch shut the fuck up. Fruity ass nigga

>>218464302
7:00am

Just reported another post

used to be a thinker
now I just get AI to do all of the thinking for me

bobby sands was a hero

ooo ooo ah ah sexy eyes

>>218464006
mad how close i came to throwing away 27 grand

noticing... patterns... hmm...

>>218464316
Some of the live versions Jimi does of his songs mogs any other recorded solo ever
royal albert hall 1969, winterland 1968, fillmore east 1970, Berkeley 1970, San Diego 1969 all have better solos than anything David gilmour ever played

>>218464363
kek this is me

GAY PORN

>>218464373
very pleased to see this idiotic edit i made in 30 seconds getting mileage

>>218464372
but you're even worse off with no STEM degree
world's fucked

>>218464188
mental how pretty they are

>>218464335
sent that lil fruity ahh ngga FLYING

>>218464393
stairway to heaven has a god tier solo however uncool it is to say it

Right that's a AIKA (circa 2015) wank on the cards then off to bed I reckon

highly doubt anyone here actually watches gay porn, despite it being a common catchphrase

>>218464188
trump thinking "my goodness, they look just like the girls jeffery used to get me."

>>218464433
literally do

>>218464403
so you're saying you could make 120 brads of equal silliness per hour?

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>>218464433
I don't even watch porn

watching gay porn

gay porn wank on the cards

>>218464433
depends if transbians count as gay

>>218464448
with sufficient motivation i believe that i could

gay porn looks sore x

>>218464422
yeah tbf
shame jimmy page apparently isnt great live

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rorke doing a Rorschach test and seeing a paki

Rorke having an evening of contemplation. Perhaps he is too quick to judge the foreigners harshly. Perhaps it is time to give Islam a try.

>>218464488
rorke getting on his deen

so this new zealand spacker's identity / gimmick is basically just 'i hate ypipo because colonialism' is it

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might see if I can get a used playstation vita in the eb games going out of business sale
I always wanted one but I had no money back when they were a thing
Will see what tamagotchi and digimon vpets they have too

should have pooed more today

cronem wank on the gherkin cards

>>218464475
i heard page had to do dozens of take to get the stairway heaven solo right and that all the other takes were really bad
he's not great live no
jeff beck was great live

>>218464513
Worthless unless you get it hacked.

in bed
x

>>218464449
Kak e evroto?

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>>218464509
ive been looking so long at these pictures of poo that I almost believe that they're real

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Tiktok has destroyed my memory

>>218464513
would love to smash their heads in with a fire extinguisher

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accidentally continued one of the word ones too early too

>>218464556
thicko

Aoccrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the Itteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt ting is taht the frist and Isat Itteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toat mses and you can sitil raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

bet the taps are rapid x

>>218464556
based af

>>218464543
yeah I'd definitely hack it
Though during this sale used games for "retro" consoles are going to be $3 each

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7K5VCCdOEM

not bad for a you know what

how about you doordash a woman to your bed LMAO

>>218464567
fucking hell
how is /brit/ so smart

>>218464606
that's what escortmong does

>>218464547
Nothing has changed (yet) price wise. We have until fabruary first to convert our cash. Went to a bank last week to convert 8k and they asked for a declaration of proof or some shit, I said ok I'll go somewhere else and then the bitch eventually said ok, but if it was over 10k you need to declare them. She folded real quick.

>>218464556
>>218464567
Link to the test please

>>218464584
scaerm raorign ni a ngigres fcae

UM x
>>218464622
ᵘᵐ ˣ

>>218464627
if you can't find it then you've already failed

>>218464081
link it

>>218464627
ask jeeves

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Alri

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>>218464606
>more like DoorGash amirite

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Gets you into extremist ideologies

>>218464623
Can you send me some rakia please

>>218464606
I went to a brothel once
It was a very awkward experience and I never went back

I'm still a mong even if the girl is being paid to not run away screaming

>>218464641
>>218464644
There are lots of iq tests online

>>218464656
tries and fails because I'm a free thinker and skeptical to every influence and motive a person may have.

imagine heatherchad's iq

Genuinely freaking out about that memory score
I thought my ability to remember things was getting worse but I didn't realise it's that bad
How do I fix this?

>>218464664
same I went once with my mates but was too scared to actually shag so I said I had a gf and played pool with one of the older ladies

aff tae bed

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Last orders

>>218464670
>>218462089

>>218464664
used to sit outside the brothel with my mates as a kid and heckle and yell at the men walking out

>>218464683
completely altered by a good sleep

we all aff tae somewhere

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>>218464690

>>218464686
What does one find brothels in this country?

>>218464695
bring back somoking in pubs

>>218464697
Thanks

the william-willard process

right well that bed is frankly far too big for a small bunny creature like that
very inefficient use of space

>>218464342
sex

>>218464718
sheffield

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Chubby girls can be great shags

got IQ of 111 on that test. happy with that.
mentally checked out by the time i got to that green square question

any pantheist man in

>>218464705
Will actually try it again in the morning see if it improves

>>218464748
no

naijabros...

>>218464741
Bit far
Do northern brasses have northern accents? How much do they charge?

need to stop playing runescape it's stealing my life

>>218464745
she might be a 2 man job

>>218464747
That was the one I did best on
Aside from that I'm a complete thicko and can't remember stuff it seems

>>218464698
my home town was too small to have a brothel but we had ads for escorts in the local paper
they always claimed they were japanese and busty and new to town but I think they were probably south east asian and fat and lived in the area long term

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>>218464656
mad that women like this actually exist (they're just mental)

>>218464782
what test
somebody posted one on /int/ the other day and i got 135

absurdly tired
heart going like hell

>>218464695
Danes don't suffer

need a big man to pin me down and use me

you lads don't even fuck with a teapot. real teaheads be making they shit in the pot

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>>218464683
some lad posted this the other day
https://dual-n-back.io/

>>218464661
I haven't made Rakia since grandpa died (rip king). My buddies in the UK said they order it from some specialized retail store.

>>218464814
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/
I got 95

my bladder is really full....

WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIEDY?????

>>218464855
are you african

>>218464745
They can but this is too much and a bit gross. But I have to admit I do bust faster when there's some meat on the bone.

>>218464849
Legend

>>218464656
The perfect gf then

>>218464873
no ponies

fit as fuck

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>>218464887

>>218464868
impaled on a bendy baton

sad stuff

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thought my memory was fucked

>>218464907
there is no way you're over 90 iq
i've seen your posts

>>218464893
hey!! i said no ponies

>>218464893
back in the day I would've loved this cute webm of a little tiny horse
but these days it's impossible to know whether it's real or not :(

>>218464849
gonna try this at the gym instead of browsing reddit between sets

>>218464893
zesty

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atb

>>218464907
I used to go running/walking with headphones on but I stopped doing that and I feel my recall is much better, your brain needs some time to relax where it doesn't get any input - media wise.

we're all in here
https://www.twitch.tv/bashbunni

>dtfic is not in fact retarded
zamn..

>>218464939
fally sea shanties 2026 vibe

oops hahaha
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cz0p9v0yvlmo

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that ariana image reminds me of lil mar

the One is awake

>>218464926
good lad
i used to read between sets but since it was only minute-intervals it felt quite pointless

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>>218464939
Haven't done that in a while

HOLY SHIT

rorke just crashed the fuck out

heaven is real btw lads.

There are higher dimensions. Filled with pure order, goodness and light. The 3D universe is but a pale glimpse of the total reality. We still can’t explain how consciousness and the laws of physics should arise from chaos (which also started from nothing apparently). The universe had a creator.

>>218465000
pic related

get rorke porked

>>218465016
hs?

>>218464745
genuinely fucking INSANE if you would choose a skinny girl over this

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this is umbunny according to sources

>>218464977
get him telt

>>218465016
erm can i have a source on this

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>kiwimo-
whats wrong britlad? cat got your pukana?

greeno and Gary clearly fucking despise each other

>>218464850
I see. I used to know a Bulgarian guy who brought some rakia over from there. It was good. Shame that most booze shops here don't sell it.

>>218465048
not true at all

Tecт

>>218465016
>We still can’t explain how consciousness and the laws of physics should arise from chaos
Okay but:
>just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dara_%C3%93_Briain

Jews mate
JEWS

whats this website were all using then

>>218465068
Пpивiт, Tapace.

>>218465040
The universe did not come from nothing. That’s a logical impossibility. There is something here. We observe it. Therefore it must have had a cause. Everything has a cause. Why is the universe itself any different. Change gravity one part in 10^40, and atoms don’t form. Change the nuclear force by a hair and no atoms more complex than hydrogen can form. Yet here we are, living in a fully created reality of planets, galaxies, stars and other humans.

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was he wrong?

>>218465044
what website even is this

>>218465105
https://zoolove.ru

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>>218465128

>>218465125
lemonparty.org

>>218465033
stim

ummy

>>218465044
well now i know this site is definitely scoring you all 30 points too high

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>homer bimpson

>>218464066
Fuck mates I need my cock sucked by a purple-haired buxom wench with a choker and an insatiable hunger for right wing politics (and my cock) RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>218465056
I'm not really a drinker but the best rakia I ever had was 6-7 years ago when we rented a villa in the mountains once and the owner brought some of his home made Apricot Rakia - holy moly that shit was so good. Peach rakia is also very nice but those are rare, the most common once are apple and grape.

I often forget that we live on an Island

>>218465206
Everyone lives on an island of some shape or form

I hope my laptop arrives today because my current one is fucking unusable, I'm afraid the power cord will fucking snap at this point and electrocute me to death

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>>218465128
>>218465163

>>218465123
>oh god I'm even boring as a nazi
rorke internal dialog

might start entering the thunderball every week

need to fart

>>218465128
not clicking that am i?

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racist abo gf 2026

>>218465287
maori hate immigrants who aren't white too
they know asians and indians wont look out for their interests like white people do

>>218465287
Uhmm based

>>218465234
Ask her if I could hold 1 million quid

sucking pasta
never experimenting ever again

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>>218464855

>>218465299
foreigners can't fathom that Māori are so anti multicultural and by large pro white new zealander, they just want a bigger piece of the pie from profiting off their land

>>218465259
Whats that then

>>218465330
how does one experiment with pasta?

>>218465234
she makes $16m getting shagged on camera and you cant find pussy to save your life. SAD!

>>218465044
>147 memory
>98 verbal
>95 spatial
Coming across like an inarticulate retard irl is pure suffering. Pretty sure I'm autistic but I never had it checked.

>>218465368
the sauce of course

can't stop fucking farting can i

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Lads?

kill yourself whoever is trying to wind up toby

>>218465383
What did you put that ruined it?

>>218465394
probably fine

>>218465380
at least you have a good memory I guess

>>218465394
*taps the "Nothing ever happens" sign*

>>218465394
theyran away

>>218465401
anchovies
forgot butter to balance acidity

>>218465380
you might be an autistic freak but at least you'll remember all those awkward social interactions for the rest of your life

>>218465397
what are they doing now

https://orwell.ru/library/essays/lion/english/e_ter
the read

>>218465431
shes looking uglyt and fat
guess it happens when you take russian money

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mad how england has so many muslims and africans, must be awful. Glad I don't live there

>>218465412
type of meme girls who study philosophy post at the end of their photo dump on insta

>>218465435
Used to do just that but I've over-examined it to the point where I've genuinely learned how not to give a fuck anymore, guess that's one good thing about getting old.

>>218465442
being bottom of the food chain parasites

thinking about dads google history

>>218465474
the usual then

>>218465427
The other day I recommended anchovy pasta, I make it with olive oil and butter, putting 3-4 anchovies to melt in the olive oil with a bit of garlic, then finish off with some parm and parsley.

Can't you save it with putting some butter and reheating again?

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Two Yorkshire police officers leased to patrol Richmond upon Thames (2025)

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>>218464066

>>218465523
yellow not only because i live here but its easily the best

>>218465523
red or yellow so I don't have to step foot on the mainland

>>218465523
who isn't choosing purple here

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>>218465523
Purple would probably be ideal, you can live in a nice state like vermont or maine and then travel to NYC to see plays and concerts

>>218465523
i think new england is mostly extremely white and has a good climate so i pick that

>>218465431
she's not attractive at all tb.h

>>218465287
leftypol's mind exploding at this

>>218465571
Well done this is the correct answer

brits be like yanks and their nasally accent
then be llike i wanna live where they have the most nasal accent in the world

Leave bullying behind

>>218465574
There are Manhattanites who’ve never gone more than 6 blocks from where they live. It has everything

right then the smartest man in /brit/ is getting ready for bed. behave yourselves while I'm not here to look after you yeah

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26 and no career prospects or life whatsoever, just wasn't meant to be like this

guess i'll just soldier on

Why not organise meet ups and group trips for /brit/ you're all basically para social friends with each other so imagine a thread like this but irl we'll all be dead soon anyway

Speeddating was a weird experience. I got along with the women, but the age gap was too wide. Something to consider for next time.

>>218465625
this is just everyone under 30 who didnt get the foot in the door before covid
youre not alone

>>218465625
will be entering the euromillions twice a week for this exact reason

got a good feeling, you see

>>218465626
yeah all the last meet ups went so well let's have another one

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remember santigold

>>218465653
You were too young or they were too old?

have been injecting my dad with seed oils every night to see what happens. My little project

fucking hell
sisterstein's new baby just died
fuck sake that's the next year of my life fucking ruined isn't it, won't here the fucking end of it

>>218465686
Wtf would you do that?

>>218465696
wtf
how did that happen

>>218465696
>here
died of 'sids' then i presume? in a council flat?

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>>218465670
>all the last meet ups

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>>218465656
im almost 27 and despite what my resume says have almost no irl coding experience since graduation thanks to jeets.
honestly id prefer to switch fields but i wouldnt get paid nearly as much or get to work remotely.
>>218465686
he becomes italian

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>>218465696

>>218465715
nigerian doctor forgot to plug the life support back in x

I'm Black.

>>218465626
I'm worried I would get bullied and would cry

>>218465696
I’m sorry lad. Being an uncle is amazing and I hope you get to experience it

>>218465696
my sister and her husband were massive downers after having a couple of miscarriages early into pregnancy, can't imagine how grim someone would be after a proper dead baby

>>218465715
mumberg said 'cot death'
>>218465718
my niece just died FOY

>>218465726
Was like one time in 2015 there's a screencap somewhere

>>218465696
Damn, sorry to hear that fren, that's horrible :(

>>218465682
There were a lot of young students. I don't know why they would go since they have student nights, etc.

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>>218465735

>>218465744
'

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>cot death
called it
just a 'tragic' '''''accident''''' as well i assure you

>>218465761
Funny only speed dating events in Ireland are 30-40 and 40-55, how old are you? What's wrong with young fit fertilie students?

>>218465784
probably got on the stella and lobbed her at the TV, many such cases!

>>218465784
Shut up yank retard
You literally don't get luck for mocking the death of a newborn

my nephew is a month old and he hasn't suddenly died yet
parents are a bit overboard though they wont even let anyone kiss him because they're terrified of passing germs

case worker said I have 10 more minutes of computer time before I go back to the stress room

My brother's married but he and his wife refuse to have kids so it's up to me to pass the family name on

>>218465814
what was the point then

>>218465810
>nephew
bad luck mate

Business idea: Speed debates

It's like speed dating but instead of pairing men and women we have leftypol and rorke getting two minutes to argue before being moved on to a new partner

>>218465823
blow your head smoove off

>>218465810
>they wont even let anyone kiss him because they're terrified of passing germs
you're not supposed to kiss newborns. the parents are following the right advice

>>218465814
so, were we going to train Elbit systems or vice versa?

>>218465810
good not to kiss that young of ones face
after a few months though best to let them experience germs from all sorts of sources

>>218465785
I'm 33.

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>>218465823

>>218465784
>>218465718
Is it a euphemism for infant suicide or summat

>>218465523
retarded region selection but, in my opinion
green > yellow/purple > red > blue > orange

>>218465810
Yea they'll do this then proceed to inject the child with 20 different vaccines from (((doctors)))

Why's Jimmy Carr trying to go on the rorke grift recently
I know people have a short memory these days but it really wasn't that long ago he was saying people who didn't take the vaccines were retards and online anonymity should be banned

>>218465822
are you disabled

A zen master stood, sobbing, over the body of his wife at the funeral. A monk spoke up, saying "master, you teach that all life is impermanent. She was bound to leave you. Why do you cry?"

The master broke his staff over the monk's head and shouted, "My wife died, you idiot!"

>>218465726
no one tell him

>>218465850
its a euphemism for 'killed your baby directly or indirectly'

>>218465861
screaaaming

>>218465871
>>218465871

>>218465686
Good little plan, keep us updated
I should do wild schemes like this
Got nothing better going on

>>218465626
Expensive flights