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Have you ever had the KFC Double Down?
>>218467382I ate it once when it was first being released in my country
>>218467382nope. i stopped eating fast food years ago, too expensive for how little you get.
Tomorrow I’ll know the gender of my unborn childShould I do a gender reveal on cum
Making din
>>218467406ye
>>218467406No
>>218467406you mean their assigned sex
>>218467371OH NO NO NO AONISHIKI FANS OUR FIRST LOSS AS OZEKI HAHAHAHA
>>218467448It is the baby's choice chud!
>>218467457Cant win em all, hes only been in japan for like a year and a half
The thought of FK alone with a defenceless baby girl fills me with worry.
I really like the concept of my penis pounding into a pussy repeatedlyI think that's a really cool idea
>>218467473the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long
>>218467528A clever saying proves nothing
best city in canada to be homeless
to the victor…. belongs the spoils
>>218467547WALKIN THERMOMETER BLOOD'LL BOILDOWN IMMA RIDEAND I DON'T HIDEROCK TO THE DEATHI WILL SURVIVE
lol roasties are making fantasy movies about their old dried up coochies getting railed by young Chads in exotic villashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonely_Planet_(film)
snow… please…
basketballs don't hold grudges
>she's 58>he's 36She was 26 when Jurassic Park came out and he was 5 years old.
Old women need love, too.
Listening to Hesitation Marks and thinking about Q's taunt.
guys will talk about girls asses when they are dirty like at volleyball matches, pole vaulting, etc where they are sweaty from running around but make a quick mention about a clean Canadian boy butt and they lose their mind about how they smell like shit when freshly baked maple scones are coser to the truth
what no pussy does to a mf
My need for love is great
if i could just piston slam my penis into a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sge1M9VTa3sTHIRD RULE ISDON'T TALK TO COMMIESFOURTH RULE ISEAT KOSHER SALAMIS
>Laura Dern was 26 when Jurassic Park was released in 1993>she played alongside Sam Neil who was approximately 43 in the movie>Laura's character was supposed to be around 40 years old>making their earlier discussions about having children even more absurd and further exemplifying the mindbroken roastie phenomenon peddled by Hollywood
>>218467814Take these chains off and say it again
Free is the one who can dance in chains.
>>218467814his vote is equal to your vote btw
>>218467814Americans
>>218467859I say this to my slaves after every whipping
What went wrong?
>>218467902Slaves in the American South had a better living standard than modern minimum wage workers and were rarely whipped.
>>218467902Did you just say that?
garfield maps very cleanly onto philosophical pessimism
lasagna ends, mondays return
i will NEVER be able to grow a goatee like my hero gordon freeman
>>218467949well I didn't write he...he fuckin...this guy...he thinks the Holocaust didn't happen
>>218467984
>>218467382I remember getting into an argument with my high school teacher well over a decade ago about double downs. He claimed they were stupid unhealthy and borderline poison. I argued that they are healthier double chicken burgers, because a double down was literally just a double fried chicken burger with bacon and cheese without the buns. Lacking the buns made it a healthier choice.
>>218468017https://youtu.be/8UsyoVx9BeY?si=v7dupcW8O_oc8qlh
I'm so fucking tired from having to wake up early for work but I still have like 4 more days of work
this life offers me nothing that i value. if i weren’t a coward i would kill myself
Hello sirs>>218468165Once I did it for 3 weeks straight
I enjoy getting a little high and reading. It sounds stupid but I can lose myself in the book easier than when stone cold sober.
>>218468218your problem is your bizarre expectation of life offering you something. expect only boredom and pain.
>I enjoy getting...high
>>218468005honestly, if the price was right I would consider itreally want to move out
>>218468165>I still have like 4 more days of worki have like 40 years (assuming i don't kms which i probably will desu).
>>21846825740 years without a day off?
sup
>>218468261oh i thought you meant you were quittingnah we're approaching the weekend and monday is a holiday lmao.
Been trying to buy a shitbox car. Why the fuck are they so expensive now? I don't want a 6 year of camry shit for 20k holy shit
>>218468249why is a life of boredom and pain better than nonexistence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxhtPvltx8g
>>218468286buy VW Polo
>>>/tv/217343467/tv/ mods regularly 404 on-topic threads for no reason but this one where op lists everything he doesn't like about the jews is fine
>>218468288because there's no lasagna in the abyss
>>218468297We get the golf here and they're kinda rareI'd get a Skoda Superb if I could desu
BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION
>>218467922It was a successful show
>>218468286Motorcycles are half the price. Scooters are more practicle and even cheaper, too. Maxiscooters have lots of stowage under the seat
My dad got this bitters, is it any good?
>>218468311>I'd get a Skoda Superb if I could desuIt's more expensive than a Toyota Camry and definitely more than a Corolla
>>218468319Is this some ai faceswap from a porn or something? She's clearly trying to rub one out on the roof of the dog house
>>218468286>Why the fuck are they so expensive now?because of obama's "cash for clunkers" program back in 2008. a million used easy to repair cars were destroyed
>>218468335Never had this one specifically, but in general bitters are great for digestion and little else
just eviscerated 2 slices of provolone
>>218468340No just Euphoria
>>218468323Yeah but as someone stuck in shitburbs its dangerous to have one. All the chinks and the truckboomers are insane drivers>>218468339Okay then maybe an Octavia. At least it looks cool. I hate the camry, corolla prius and accords. So stale >>218468346Didn't know that. I think people are getting poorer and cars more expensive
>>218468366Was she trying to cum in that seen or was it just a dream sequence o algo
Took a long nap with the bf
>>218468368Eh, I get the fear but I manage. I don't blame you for not wanting to risk it though. Could always go to a safety course and see if it's something you'd be into, because scooterlife is best life
>>218468368At my company, we replaced all Škoda Fabia/Octavia/Superb cars with Corolla/Camry/RAV4 models, which are 15% cheaper and have 30% lower service costs, hybrids have lower fuel consumption by about 20%. For us, this represents huge savings, with a fleet of 20 cars.We replace our cars every 4 years or 100.000 miles. The only downside is CVT vs DSG (more comfy).
I'm kinda like Dan Gorske but for coca cola
bout time to take the penisburg for a wank
>>218468395I used to have a bicycle in the city and it was great. libtard cities make sure that it's safe for scooters>>218468417For a company sure but there needs to be some aesthetic value if I am gonna spend an hour or so in it
imagine how boring it must be to live in the czech republic
>>218468437
>>218468456>there needs to be some aesthetic valueagree>>218468460>imagine how boring it must be to live in the czech republicagree
>>218468422literally whomstve
>>218468387What does your butt smell like through your underwear?
Mad how "faggot-talking-to-a-camera" is the most a layman can be when it comes to being politically influential. It's like the elites telling you to go play in the corner while they enact actual policies
fellas
>>>/v/730840869Made one
i unironically just realized that Europe might be the only continent in the world that is completely fine with every foreign country raping them in any possible way. literally what caused this? how is anyone okay with that shit?
A good book, some tea and biscuits and a few puffs of the vape is a very pleasant way to spend an evening.
just saw a VERY canadian post
>>218468489Go play swtor
what a fucking contrarian moron
i love driving my car
>>218468467But you guys have lots of offroad motorcycle stuff going on there don't you? Like half of the aftermarket parts on my bike come from there
>>218468527MIGA's the comedy that keeps on giving
>>218468512I don't really like star wars or scifi in general.
Should I transition?
>>218468539What kind of car
>>218468527Fuentes was literally given bitcoin by Epstein and Bannon.
>>218468527the anthony cumia arc begins
>>218468561do you feel as if you were born with the wrong body?
The tranime troons are back :/ you told me gayson was banned
>>218468574what kind of gnostic jibberish is this?
>>218468558Star Wars is fantasy I also don't like sci fi
>>218468496here are some tasty treats I got recently. botns came with a poster as well. the stephenson book is cryptonomicon
>>218468582Hmmm well I don't like star wars or space stuff in general.
>>218468575anime generalanime website>>>reddit
>>218468582I fantasize bout ur mom
I used judaism on this thread.
>>218468623jokes on you, he's your brother
>midwit doesn't like sci fiChecks out
Star trek and warhammer 40k are good
Japanese Kirkland green tea comes out murky and green. Like swamp water. Probably because of the matcha. It’s also bitter probably for the same reason. The German and Korean green tea comes out an almost golden color and is completely clear.
truth is stranger than fiction
They survived the whole Age of Terra(M1-M15)? Really? They weren't all gotten rid of, even peacefully through eugenics? They survived the Age of Technology, the zenith of mankind's scientific knowledge and technological power. A golden age of exploration and innovation, where scientists, engineers, inventors, and innovators became new gods? They, you know, BLACK PEOPLE were deemed worthy of continued existence by this civilization for TEN THOUSAND YEARS until MASS DAEMONIC POSSESSION and THE MEN OF IRON and WARP STORMS led them into Old Night for another FIVE THOUSAND YEARS of isolation, alien and daemonic predation, unchecked ethnarchs and genetic engineering and brutal warlords until THE EMPEROR, who has tolerated blacks this entire time, starts his GREAT CRUSADE and wipes out any minor mutation, regardless of how beneficial, any populations have started to develop, BUT KEEPS THE BLACKS, then Horus starts his rebellion fueled in part by resentment and hatred of weak regular humans and is just in itself one of if not the most brutal period of human history yet, and the blacks still survived AND THEN THEY SURVIVE TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS of decline, more Old Night conditions, the ecclesiarchy, etc????I can't take 40k seriously Fantasy(pre-end times) just makes more sense and is cooler.
THE SICKNESS OF THIS WORLD TURNED ME COLDER, INTO A SOLDIER
>>218468620YWNBAW
>>218468563an absolute piece of shit rusted out old ford ranger of the cheapest possible trim, no ac, no automatic windows. i can only imagine how much i would enjoy driving if i had a nice car
I actually like the black characters in 40k
>>218468693I dont want to be a woman?
milky milky boobers
>>218468720too big
>>218468715you won't have a choice once the dems get back in power
Big boobs aren't everything. Small boobs are better, are scajo has an ugly face.
Space Marine 2 was the best game I played last year
cummies im back
>>218468747>>218468760wtf?
>>218468760>scarjo has an ugly faceShe's a ratfaced jew but capeshit fans will bury you for this
40k could be awesome, but it's a setting written by and for racial egalitarian bugmen, so it isn't.
elbows too pointy
>>218468797Good we dont need you
>Big boobs aren't everything. Small boobs are better
>>218468798she shows her boobs and pussy in Under the Skinit wasn't a very good movie desu but the full frontal shot of her naked was p cool.
I wanted to get/play space marine 2 but the requirements are absurd and I hear it gets repetitive
itty bitty titty committee shills
>>218468836It has some pretty epic moments, campaign is only about 6 hours, the biggest complaint is that its too short
jason tier image
>>218468866Wow you're a gay pedo
>>218468836Space marine 2 has done a number on 40k tabletop as a whole. The influx of new people has been awful. I wait with morbid curiosity to see how bad it gets after the Amazon 40k show releases.
whom /ugly/ and /retarded/?
>>218468884I'm not getting into 40k, that shits expensive as fuck and my buddies that got into it are full blown autismos about it. I just think the game looked coolBoltgun was fun as well
I am considering simply quitting 4chan. This new captcha is retarded. I feel like a monkey having to do the three different puzzles for every post. I won’t buy a pass on principal, and my patience is wearing thin.
done playing to day
>five years ago, all the tech guys and political class were antiwhite, self-hating communist sympathizers >now, all the tech guys and political class are racist, self-absorbed nazi sympathizerswhy the fuck can’t we just have a normal political class/wealthy/elite class? why the fuck does everyone have to be so goddamn fucking weird and extreme, just be a normal fucking guy with a wife and kids who likes people bro is it that fucking hard?
SAAAAAAARRR I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE CAPTCHA WANTS ME TO DOPLEASE SIR, THOSE SHITPOSTERS ARE PAKISTANI, WE SARS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE
>>218468898Did you play with my pussy
>>218468913i want to play with your bussy
it's only in generals that people reply to a post without tying their reply to the replied's post number
>>218468911Everything is fake and gay
>>218468921
>it's only in generals that people reply to a post without tying their reply to the replied's post numberYeah I agree
feel fucking terrible having a sore throat is the worst
>>218468929i miss when normies were normal
sailor jupiter for me
>>218468951isnt it called sailer moon
>>218468941get some popsicles
Smoking that weed right now what are you doing
I don't play tabletop I just enjoy the lore/books and the video games. lion el'jonson fight with angron was pretty cool
>>218468286Try Facebook marketplace
>>218468961i foolishly asked dadberg for chocolate pretzels instead im suffering
What's /cum/'s favorite salsa? I vote picrel.
black people eat bananas by breaking off chunks one at a time because biting it off initially looks like you're sucking a penis
all i care about these days is forcing grok to generate scenes from an idyllic fantasy world where only white people exist
EMERGENCY BROADCAST WARNINGMEGA FART DETECTEDSEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY
>>2184689841.5 lbs tomatillos, husked removed & cut in half1 onion, peeled & cut in half2-4 serano or jalopeno peppers, cut in half & seeds and ribs removed10-15 sprigs cilantrobroil veg until charred and 'tillos are fully cooked. xfer to food processor with half the cilantro. blitz to a rough puree. heat oil in saucepan. add puree to hot oil and cook until thickened. remove from heat and add the rest of the cilantro. serve cold
I love Crelly. She is so hyper and an awkward girl-failure.
>>218468966I play kill team because full 40k takes too long
What precisely made Somalis choose Minnesota as their preferred landing spot?
>>218468978wise move. the pretzels will make you thirsty. you'll be moved to drink water which will flush out the toxins.
>>218469135easy to scam
what about michael gays trans formers
>>218469162lol
>>218468984Homemade guacamole
I have Minnesota fatigue
>>218468941throat goat
>>218469188Same
>>218469135lutheran scams and such
>>218469188So true
>>218469135In large part, it’s probably down to chain migration, which is mostly random. You get one guy or a few guys who show up for whatever reason, and then they invite their siblings, cousins, friends, etc, and they invite *their* siblings, cousins, friends, etc, until next thing you know, there’s a million of them.It doesn’t happen in isolation though. You get the government making overt efforts to bring them in, and setting up loads of gibs for foreigners, etc.
a cheeky goon? dont mind if i do
I can feel a poo brewing
>>218469252
Just shat
Just did bowel movement #2
>>218468826That whole movie also kinda glazed over the fact that they were aliens attempting to take over the world
>>218469302I just hollowed myself out with a big shit I just took as well. Sank a few spuds so I did
Quite an anal general
Trillions of dollars spent on space travel but a nigga like me will never step on Mars
>>218469345A rat done bit my sister Nell and whitey's on the moon
>>218469188There's a selection effect at play. Minneapolis had absolutely brutal outmigration post 2020. I can't find good numbers but extrapolating from an individual year they might have lost 10% of the city. It probably has the highest proportional population of people who found summer 2020 fun and thought it was good and that they should have kept going. A Somali came within 10 points of primarying the white guy for mayor in November
>>218469364>A Somali came within 10 points of primarying the white guy for mayor in November*** A Somali came within 10 points of primarying the Jew for mayor in November
Y'know I just 'bout had my fillOf whitey on the moonI think I'll send these doctor billsAirmail specialTo whitey on the moon.
we're doomed
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-Pecan-Ln-Okolona-MS-38860/233031165_zpid/You can buy an entire commune in Mississippi for less than a 2 bedroom in California
Doomed... doomed... doomed... doomed... doomed...
I am actually transracial/transethnic- or rcta/ecta-adjacent (more preferred terms these days are diaracial/diaethnic)I mean that's ridiculous, innit? But yeah... And it sucks that the diarace/ethnic discussion online is basically all women. And they're fucking radical left tumblr lunatics at that.If men were involved in it it would probably be something of substance. That's all I'm saying. There is a reason transgender is taken seriously and diarace is not.
I want you in my room
>biking in downtown area>guy walking opposite directions>gets out of the way >for some reason decides to get back on the way>end up hitting him >we don't say anything or look at each other, but i can tell it hurt himfucking idiot
>you can get land cheap where it's worthless or worse than worthlessInteresting.
i love trannies
>far right>incel chud>unironically agrees with fuentesthat's a "soon to be troon" ticking timebomb
Canadian politicians are terrified of the milk industry and we have to pretend like they're a real country
What kind of bunnies do you have in America?
Got a Komga server up and you CAN'T have access cause you got NO motion
sure hope my yeast isn't dead. guess I'll find out in an hour or two.
>>218469547I still have access to madokami but there's nothing worth reading
>>218469505*Dumps your milk*
>>218469549Commercial or sourdough?
>>218469565I'm making a pizza dough with instant yeast.
Trump naming every country but India at this point in his visa ban.
>>218469582The US is an israeli colony currently under invasion by india
>>218469582See you in Valhalla
what did indians do to you
>>218469620The local domino's pizza is run entirely by indians now and they don't speak, they just look at you and you have to say "pickup for anon". It's very annoying.
>>218469558Same.
I don't have any problem with Mexicans and it's baffling that people do
>>218469640Mestinx hands typed this post.
>>218469634Why do jeets just stare
>>218469601Careful janman banned me for posting that phrase last week
>>218469634You should be getting pizza and ribs from the local place that exclusively hires young White girls. Domino's is fast food.
Business idea: all black pearl jam cover band called parole jam
>>218469549just sprinkle some in warm sugar water and see if it bubbles
I don't tip women if they deliver my pizza, they already are living on easy mode and disgusting simps over tip them, I only tip ugly incels in the hopes of improving their day
>>218469668you get what you pay for i guess
>"Should I make a house in this clearing in a redwood for-">photos taken moments before disaster
im going back home soon
>having to get back in shape after zero movement b r u h
To be honest I want a men only rcta community.
>>218469820don't know what that is
>>218469830Race/ethnicity change/transition.
listening to the Windtalkers trailer over and over again
>>218469734the guys who make the pizzas are their main simps, dumb fuck. you have eaten lots and lots of loogies
>>218469836It stands for race change to another, also called r/ecta or ecta.
what do you do in a plane
All this ice on me like I'm a Somali nigga
>>218467457Well will we get a white guy in Makuuchi?
>>218469854listen to music, rest your eyes, look out the window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlKrH07au6E
I will stop being a fat piece of shit. I need to drop like 40 lbs to get down to 180 and a healthy weight at my height.
>>218469854pretend that there's snakes and do a fake freak out.
>>218468984That looks extremely bland Might as well be eating tomato paste
I weigh 500 lbs
>>218469931You're a big boy
Canadian posts are so good today
>>218469931No you don’t. This is stolen valour.
>>218469931i weigh half that
>>218445631*sigh* I need this
>>218469950a dead language?
>>218469952The girl
At 220 lbs it will take me 9 months to get down to my desired weight losing 1lb/week on average. I will probably lose more in the beginning and less near the end.
im fucking obese please bully me
I'm obese too I eat a lot
Just put the food down and walk more
im always hungry though
>>218469854always stare out the windowit's weird that it seems like most people don't want to
>>218469975I walk a lot already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIK78TitysA
here's a picture of a cute bird I took. It's a fat mourning dove actually. some people call them turtle doves but that's a misnomer. they are different from passerine birds in that the fledglings are called squabs and they get fed crop milk produced by both parents
Whenever I walk I end up at the ice cream store
>>218470018not as fat as your mom lol
imagine walking to the Sev's and seeing a 500 pound mastodon bearing down on you.
>>218470031your mom? lol
>>218470031I, too, wish for a fun and quirky blend of everyday life and prehistoric hunter gatherer life.
>>218469950Bihh like this aren’t attractive to me anymoreFuck they bugeyes
>>218470040all me
Listening to Hesitation Marks and thinking about Q's taunt once again.
this is disgustingamerica is finished
What if we all (the human race) woke up tomorrow and somehow achieved Buddha-tier inner peace
>>218470067was that you who posted this on /tv/ you cross posting faggot?
>>218469854Play Majora's Mask on my 3DS
>>218470078no that was my evil twin
>>218469992>>218470023Walk somewhere else
i walk to your mom's place every night lol
>>218467448Assigned sex? Yes, please!
>>218470078why would anyone post on /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRqhktLckg&t=8snice to be a bird
>>218470049Get his ass
>>218470106if they're not a little dork who only plays vidja gaymes, I suppose.
>>218470154/tv/ is for little dweebs who can only talk about CP, I see
>>218470167says you
>>218470180mad little dweeb
The Rome total war AI is such a fucking bastard. It doesn’t matter how long you have been allies if you leave a city bordering an ally underdefended the AI will ALWAYS grab a full army and try to take it from you.
I just don't like /tv/, never did, don't know why.
people love apocalyptic scenarios but we dont get enough of it
>>218470200Romans getting a taste of their own medicine.
>>218470235owls can be very scary and even creepy at times
>>218470244Bloody basterds will respect Chadragupa's authority
>>218470244I was playing as Armenia and was betrayed by Pontus and the Seleuicids
>>218470067Steve Bannon became friends with an Italian mafioso in prison
You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags, he thought about food a lot. And there they were given ten ounces of bread a day, and that's like your food for the day and that's it! And one of the things he tried to puzzle out is in what way his life up until that point had been complicit in producing the Soviet state. And that's a question that, if you really tried to answer it—phew, man—that's, that's rough, man. Takes you to a dark place. So I think—well, no, I better not. I don't have enough information to answer that competently.
>>218470200isn't that game like a billion years old
>>218470070Would still need to eat, shit, and work wouldn't make a difference
>>218470088no
>>218470204i liked it a lot more when /qa/ was still around and they'd make schizo jibberish threads there
Civ 4 game is going bad. Can tell I won't win so I've lost interest Maybe I'll start another game
>>218470381dang, better pump it back down to chieftain
>>218470384the AI cheats on higher levels they can just make massive stacks of units appear out of thin air it's bullshit
gooning to gock
>>218470402that's probably true. I haven't played civ4 in forever so I don't remember but yeah in C5 and C6 they cheat like motherfuckers
>NegroStrategy™ has acquired 90 black folks for ~$4500 at ~$50 per a negro and has achieved NiggaYield™ of 41.29% YTD 2026. As of 01/14/2026, we own 2,213 negros acquired for ~$81,543 at ~$36.85 per negro.don't miss out anon, FOMO is a son of a bitch
>>218470437I was doing ok then Ghengis Khan randomly invaded He had so many units I had to whip all of my cities nonstop to stop him advancing only gained like two citiesIt's over I've only 13 cities and it's renaissance already I can't possibly win domination at this point
Year is 1/24th over... 0 good albums so far
found gayson's car
>>218470561gayson cant even drive, learn your lore
>>218470566it's a joke, sperg
I can drive, I just don't have a license.
>I can drive, I'm just too incompetent at driving to get the certification that says Im capable of driving
>>218470561that's actually gayson's sisters car
>muh credentialismI don't care.
>>218470617you also cant drive
I can and have operated an automobile. I'd never get pulled over anyway, so I don't need a license.
>>218470593I thought you said you were to high iq to drive
>I'd never get pulled over>unless I had to actually leave my driveway and drive on a public roadfunny how gayson is less competent behind a wheel then 15 and 16 year olds
>>218470617Credentialism ian't a thing
>>218470654I've never said any such thing. I just don't need a license.
gayson couldn't afford a car anyways and his mom doesn't want him to crash her minivan so...
dont tell me you can drive without having operated an 18 speed transmission, boy. you got soft hands
>>218470665you do need a license, thats the entire point of having a licence. Do you think people only keep them for the picture on the front?
>you do need a licenseThe fact that I don't have one would seem to indicate otherwise.
>>218470692https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-4510.12you genuinely have a sub 50 IQ
>muh lawGrow up.
>you dont need one>n-no my state's law doesnt countanother L for the gay manchild
>>you don't need oneI said *I* don't need one. Stay mad, conservatard.
>>218470722>>218470722>>218470722
>I cant legally drive without one and I'm too incompetent to pass the testvery sad, /lgbt/ isnt sending their best
