paasa edisyon
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>>>218472419Now Then, In the Name of “Uranus-Mars”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. > Mechanically, “It is Finished!” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
Imagine living in the Philippines and calling yourself an incel. That's like saying you live in the desert and can't find sand. These people must be fucking retarded or something.
Tiket suwargo regane murahNanging anehe akeh sing wegah
I'm making a new /asean/ because OP makes shitty OP everytime>>218472624>>218472624>>218472624New thread
WLM
I'm not going to post on either. I'll catalogfagging instead
This is now a morena thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOkN3QJ_jNk
I love A.I. slop tbqh
>>218472782This is why a new PC is unaffordable
Looks like fun
Indonesian morenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZaXCbc70V0
her body her choice chud
https://youtu.be/_BtHxTZrqpk
geg
Alright, this file proves that Vishnu > Yahuvah. (kek)
>>>218473067That's a wild ⧸pol⧸ nigga right there.
moved to america thinking I’d be able to find a blonde woman to sire children with. no luck yet but it has only been 7 months so ill keep you posted but its not looking good
>>218473251What kind of brown are you though
>>218473251Aren't they fat?
Beabadoobee is bisaya btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii_HRLcs09I
https://youtu.be/LoZPDvIz7Ik
beabadoobee looks like she shoves huges white racist dick in her tiny pinay mouth
Hot
>>218473251why not europe?
>>218472419I'm all alone this holiday, should I visit the men's club? It looks very clean and it's a few kms away
>>218473759What's a men's club?Gay sauna?
>>218473901Probably like a gay sauna but with women, except the clients
Filipino prison is worse than the Russia-Ukraine warzone
I think indonesia should be removed from SEA nobody likes them
bro came out as zizek lmao
>>218474032we willthen annex the whole region
>>218474001kekaroooo
>>218474001how many pinay did he fuck
>>218474032
>>218474001>when you're such an annoying obnoxious faggot that having a theoretical claim to citizenship in multiple countries does nothing because they all refuse to help you
https://youtu.be/38_MwcGDNhQ
we need chona 2
>>218474611Kinda looks like Tia Carrere or Maggie Q. You’re a disappointment. Flip flags post ugly hags. That’s what expected from you.
It's Ayanna Misola
>>218475163
provincial rate
Incel bros we are not so back but this pic is dank af but no need to thank me. IT'S OVER
I think we are very back
Malmingan ngga ujan enak banget
besok libur
how do i work in japan or korea as a farmer or factory worker as an unemployed high school graduate with no backer and no show money
jamet kampung aja bisa bawa cutie patootie 7/10it's so udahan
we got gojek and grab drivers rallying in front of the US Embassy asking for the release of Maduro before i get a gf
>>218476365Let's fucking gooooooooooo
bucky cho in 4k
>>218476663Aku taunya tegangan cinta tak dapat dihindar lagiKala ku coba menyapamu Astootie
go block
Is the philippines the prime definition of idiocracy? The masses only care about sex sex sex and cheap entertainment like singing, dancing and annoying sound effects
Is the philippines the prime definition of sovl? The masses only care about sex sex sex and cheap entertainment like singing, dancing and annoying sound effectshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1GAbm-S24
>>218476365Code? JAV + Hijab would be my favorite fetish.
>>218472590Only sexpats can get laid in this cunt
>>218478626it's AI
>>>218478190> (free rupees)
haram kuffar
>>218472419Hungry but it's 60% boredom
Alright everybody you can do it let's all be asean today go out and be completely asean! Let's go wild this week let's really be asean to the fullest!
What's a finesyt
its 11 pm on a long weekend please let me sleep
>>218479228Let's be asean to the max! We are under quota but with willpower and hustle we can still make this a fully asean Q1! I want to see sandals on the floor all out coconut infused asean spirit this year! It is the year of the Carabao according to the ancient Brunei stone calendar so let's let that asean energy expand globally!
>>218472468yaelah jawir juga sering rasis ke meduro ama cina apa bedanya njing
>>218478626I found hijab porn on dvachAnd no, not the south asian kind
Ngga boleh rasis
Nigga ballin' racist?!
>>218479413I want to be extorted by a crap filipino business owner and meet his bullshit sales quota and unpaid forced overtime to clean his toilet afterwards
my name is jonas
>>218479678Alright, now that's the spirit, Nguyen! I like to think of myself as an honorary asean because I'm all about that hustle culture! No excuses! And here's a little extra incentive for you: the top seller will gain exclusive access to my sweaty unwashed balls, an exciting exclusive opportunity to build real career skills in the expanding scrubbing skillset! With an aging population worldwide and at home, you'd be crazy to miss out on this training opportunity!
Cukuran dulu sbelom long weekend gaes
>>218474001> UpdateThe russniggers want him to die in Ukraine now.
>>218478688What kind of retard would believe that? There's barely any foreigners around. There are poor people everywhere with nothing better to do than fuck and have 10 kids.
>>218479880Idgi
unfiltered bisaya kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMjKUCzKq1U
>>218480165Do you find much of asean culture indecipherable or just itt particularly
>>218480285asean high school romance: tagalog versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2GNly--G4
>>218480439nobody talk in their own languages except us and pinoy in this general
>>218478626Don't think with your dick, germanon. Obviously fake.
>>218480439Halah bacot lu fankui. Jangan sok amrik.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQI6Lc-6_RM> Japan, Philippines sign new security pacts to strengthen cooperation [Jan 152026]We're gonna get some nice military gibs from Japan again
Another day another job rejection
>>218478773>>218480969I hate it. AI will be the downfall of humanity.
>>218476039This is why I never get the retards that psyop people to go back to the provinces since working in Metro Manila is miles better>inb4 cost of living
>>218481390Can't wait to show it to my boomer parents and shocked them to the core.
i should really stop existing
dont kys chud
Fuck it all to hell I'm going back to sleep.
pagiii
accidentally gooned to mother son doujins again
hi laokot
uhh guys?
>>218480285>>218480936Another funny school project MV (bisaya).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWjn9f-xBQgThe original singer is also a cutie morena.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkq2L4rcJXc
kys pedotroon
Alright. I'm going to stop spamming for now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYc0dJ5Pwg8
>>218481002idgiSaya tidak mengerti mengapa Anda membuat postingan yang aneh ini atau apa yang Anda maksud dengan itu.
>>218486207wtf does that mean
>>218484286>>218484812>>218486207>>218477824>>218476568bot post
proof?
filtered
>>218479880reminds me, i gotta get a trim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwBwKcQ1k84
wake up
>>218490115
do not touch him
GUYS
>t.
What about gf
>>218491620
>>218492424
https://youtu.be/8g43JtCzHV0Biboo is thai?What do you think thaibrosIs vtuber popular in other SEA countries?
>>218489629>>218490115>>218490150>>218490249>>218490877>>218491153>>218491620>>218491819>>218492424>>218492494
>>218484812Those were millennials though.
>>218492707
>>218483276What title?>>218476365Too good to be true.>>218485145Adorable as fuck.>>218476730Seriously? Link to the article? I need to read.
Why Indonesian love to rename other countries by using excuse to standardized the spellings?
>>218493308it should be tailandia
>>218476365Looks like my coworker although her makeup would be more thicker than that. Where's the fake eyelashes
>>218493347Why not Taisia? Sia = Land but Greek
I think Thailand is my favorite country in the world
>>218493205
>>218493347>>218493371tailandia = thailand in portuguese
>>218492599You just learn about it right now? She is the ultimate cunny (cute & funny) along Kobo. I love it so much when they collab, 2 bratty gremlins on screen are wild. Unfortunately, the shork graduated before I can see them together on the same screen.
...
>>218493659Tai is alternative spelling for "tahi" which mean excrement/fecal matter in Indonesian. It's gonna be a running gag for gen alpha and beta Indonesian.
Another nuisance streamer has hit the Philippines: https://youtu.be/VCmmVA4_G4E
With the government letting mainland chinese in without visa, they're the least of our problems.
>>218494376tai and thai are pronounced the same anyway (it's just spelled differently). and let's be real, indo zoomers would just find another running gag to laugh at us about anyway.
>>218494376we've did that even when it's stil a thainothing ever happen
what's for lunch?
>>218494970today was pastatomorrow sandwich
>>218494970Ordered bunch of lunch from Shakeys. Spaghetti, fried chicken, and two slices of really shitty creamy spinach pizza that I did not like. It was supposed to be Hawaiian pizza so I got a refund from foodpanda.
why is every 2 days at the end of the week of my life must be filled with pure sufferings?
>>218495185Suffering is the default. Pleasure is fleeting moments.
>>218494596Why would chinese want to go to sea?
>>218495228To do crimes that would get them executed back home
>>218494970Grilled smoked chicken
>>218495228To swim
>>218494678just change your country's name to siam then
Jumaat
23 yo neet here. I'm finally going to work abroad in a first world East Asian country. Should I pay for someone to renew my passport (rush) or do it myself?
>>218495144>>218495176>>218495361just had some noodles. I'd give it a 6/10.
>>218494970mang inasal
>>218495698nah, it sounds cool but it's kind of a cuck name. it's an exonym, our ancestors never called themselves that. it only got adopted like 150 years ago because the king at the time decided to use the name europeans were already familiar with (they learned it from the melayu).
>>218493292https://www.cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20260114160651-20-1317059/demo-ojol-protes-soal-maduro-di-kedubes-as-hingga-potongan-aplikator
>>218495783The same as us. We used to call the archipelago as Nusantara. The Euro came and call us Indonesia (Indian Islands). We should return to our roots and rename our cunt back to Nusantara instead of Indonesia. I don't want to be associated with Indian.
To be successful in the business world in the Philippines you must fix someone else's expensive failures for cheap. By the time someone competent takes over the sunk cost fallacy has already set in. So you are expected to deliver on the original promise with a tight budget. They never learn either.
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>218495836Lmao. In your dream, indons. You'll always be a jeet. Once you go jeeted, always be a jeet.
You are indon too, kevin
To be successful in the business world in the Philippines you have to be corrupt and demand college diploma for an entry level menial job
>>218493308Ini meetingnya makan 1 milyar.
>>218495783>Calls you Siam (See-yum, not Sai yam)>>218495836>Calls you Antara IslandsNothing personal
>>218496205Where does all the expenses goes to? 1. Hotel meeting room (owned by bestie crony with 50% share)2. Government meeting room (food buffet & decor owned by bestie crony with 50% share)3. Storage makeshift room (none provided but written off as expenses anyway, 100% share)
>>218495766
Why are poorfags like this?
Ate 6 pieces of chicken cause I was too lazy to preserve them
>>218492707>>218493593>>218493659>>218494678>>218494970>>218495766>>218495783>>218496672
yawn
TRUTH NUKE
>>218493308>decision made by BIG
>de Quervain’s tenosynovitisit's my good arm too
what is kayla eating
>>218495751>he thinks he's gonna get to work as some comfy gaijin instead of getting scammed and get your salary halved for thr expensestoo many cases of thai getting this treatment and they still do the same at job expo this year too.
>>218492599>vtrooni'm past my prime, unc.
>>218497762Still better than working for a filipino owned business where they can cut your $180 salary if they feel like it and beat you up to be honest..
wth laokot
I am hungry as FUCK and everything on foodpanda looks good. Usually it's the opposite. I just want to eat and eat.
Finally enough bandwidth to use this.
>>218498114just use walkman
have u even slept yet laokot?
>>218498081That illustration is older than pinoy posters btw
Why don't we have more trains when Japan and Singapore are next door
>>218472419Why does he look bulkier rn?
>>218498528He wasn't detained in a regular filipino prison where the meal is dog meat, cat or rat. Otherwise he should be covered in scabies by now.
>>218498408>>218498481
>>218498481why are pinoy posters young?
>>>218493812This anon is either gay or female.
>>218498255Signal is too shitty on the ground and I can barely pick up Manila stations where I live.
You will kahwin this year.
avg malaysian couple?
Why are we like this?
>>218499559>weit's literally just flip who's whoring their women
3D board weeb
The only fankui I'll hire is the one who won't kill me
*ssshhhhppppppppp**ahh*nice
How do I force a following filipina to be a genuinely good and moral person, short of exorcism?
I LOVE MSG!!!
>>218492599you're late.
>>218497784>t.
>>218500954Those are japanese sir
putanginang nbi yan 130 na may 30 pesos service fee pa amputababayad ka ng buwis para san mga hinayupak kami pa kriminal
>>218499709
Why can't i pump ron95? If i don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it.
>>218501347Yes, but they're made in Thailand. Well the 2 on the right are, the left one was made in France.
Malmingan malah ujan deres ges
Mleis can't suffer
Buset ges filtereJarinya panjang kayak wew gombelKakinya kurus kayak kena polio Aslinya pasti gembrot
>>218501479go block
>>218500954Cute finger. Are you a woman?
Can't have shit in the Philippines. What about my free vibecoding slave assistant Grok Code Fast 1? Fucking Jeets and Africans have discovered Chinese supremacy GLM-4.7 so much so you can't use the free model anymore and are forced to rely on Grok or some other free inferior model. Cocksucking government bans AI because of "muh gooners" CHINA PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!
>>218502117apparently its banned in indonesia and malaysia rn because of niggas generating bikini photos.
inshallah
how old is she nonce?
she accept
>>218501575Are Malaysian girls less likely to wear hijab than Indonesian girls?
>>218502117>muh protectionSeriously. You have to be completely retarded or someone with down syndrome to not figure out that they're doing this so nobody can expose a politician's actors. Say what you want about AI, but thirdie politicians can't control them the same way they can censor facebook and have paid trolls lurking around. You can't do that on a true western centric website.We're so fucked if we had to ban an AI model so the corrupt can control information.
why do you keep avoiding my question?how old is she bulgoginonce?
I want to make out with a girl's cleanly shaven armpit, would be better if she simply hasn't grown then yet THOUGH
KYS NONCE
how do jeets manage to come to Canada and end up delivering food without ever seeing a single pizza slice in their life?
>>218502648>SIRS
i was wondering if it would still be worth moving to canada in 2026
>>218503029lots of jeets there and I know your kind hate dark skinned people. Stay in Worst Korea and impregnate women there so Kpop baddies would not go extinct.
>>218502648kekarinos based grok
sup freyapedo
>>218502206Works on my machine
>>218502648>picWhat was removed and what was grok's answer
whats up fellow poor single people
>fellowyou were posting about giving cash to your gf a few /asean/s ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd17ZGaoZ58
Indomie for second dinner
>>218503681you dont suffer in malaysia
>>218502117>>218502648Yet they're doing anything about the AI scam ads on facebook.
>>218503933>they're doingthey're not doing*These captchas are too time consuming, my last post for the night I think.
>>218503739auto credited into my id card from the gov, no application needed. i'm single and earn between rm2501 to rm5000 so i get rm50 per month.
just bee urself
>>218502459Chat is this real?
>>218504029Why you get gibs if you have a job
>elliot rodger gimmick Like killing people?
made cheese sandwich with fake cheeseshit wouldn't even melt
Flip bros, is this how you honor Jesus Christ?>The Lakbayaw Festival in Tondo, Manila, is a vibrant annual event honoring the Santo Niño (Holy Child Jesus), and it does involve a specific group of men known as the "Dancing Machos" who participate shirtless.HAWT. I want to, uhmm... Honor the church too and uhmmm... Partake of the "Bodies of Christ"( ´ཀ` )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGjrxzpp1Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq-BtJYaanIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H8Z0190lxEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkWal3Sd3aI
i still eat eden there is no substitute for that taste
i didn't use eden but some fake shredded cheddar made in greece and imported hereeden will only not melt if it's left out too long
Pinoy landgrab soon?
phillipines is hyperborea doe
its friday in my countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8TClXpFbC4
>some fake shredded cheddar made in greecewtf all i can guess is just some crumbled feta
>>218493659why do you know portugese
Grab your popcorns!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4cDuZklGEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4cDuZklGEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4cDuZklGE
Um... it's 2 in the morning, sir.
i love hondaslophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOeEXJJPx4
ive ridden my friends honda a few times and the ride was so stable and comfortable like making my kawasaki felt like a dynamic amusement ride
I'm still coping with the fact that jawir island people are mostly mainland SEA in haplogroup genetics but Austronesian in language and cultureit's so confusingi want to be more chad austronesian
fucknow I'm like western people with identity crisisI'll embrace my own modern culture insteadkumaha damang? iraha modarna? hayang ewean jeung randa ngora
>>218502045No, I'm a guy.
kuyang dayak
hi hi hee hee
>he gets gibs for being a single male in malaysiacant suffer
Malays, can they suffer?
racist chuds
>>218504737it is based on your income, not whether you working or not
>>218515696Negros here have local girlfriends. It's brutal as fuck. Pinoy men are the most cucked in entire Asia because they worship black men as basketball players.
>>218509908because I've seen brazilians use this word to refer to us many times in the yt comments sections of thai music videos. apparently, a lot of them watch our tv series.
pinoy pride
>>218517679
>>218517754
>>218517958
>>218518410
>>218518893
do ESLs study shakespearei want to read king lear after seeing a. hopkins's interview>>218517679
>>218519196
>>218519471nah, we didn't even read english books in high school. and even in uni, the reading material for most students is very basic.
>There are news about flipland going to have a similar version of UK's Online Safety ActIts over, i don't have money left to buy storage for pirating shit.
that regulating grok o algo??
>>218519471>>218519497>>218519595
cmon
FUCK IT
baru/bago>>218520557>>218520557>>218520557
bump it
NOW
pasok/masuk>>218520557>>218520557>>218520557
>>218519879Everyone is doing it, filipinanon. Humanity is beyond fucked.
