We all know the peak edition
poo smells lmao
>>2184769592016?
1985, hands down
>International Grammar School teacher Peter James Adam is accused of plotting to help Todd Soulas drug and sexually assault two children.
for me, it's 2001
marge thinks barts been shoplifting again but really hes hiding a picture of himself he got her for christmas
I'm off out to the shops now
I pillage the nations of the third world and rape democracy in order to appease the wealthy. To secure their luxury and add to their fortunes. For this, I'm rewarded with medals and promotions among other things. But, at the end of the day I'm just a thug. Escobar operated in 2 continents at the peak of his powers. The Royal Navy operates on all 7
>>218476974Why'd she do that then?
14….corr
its 1990 unless you're nonce
>>218477018Marge should beat Bart to a bloody pulp. Deceiving bastard
>>218476994um
Pablo Picasso –artist who kept Fantail pigeons. Picasso loved pigeons so much that he named his daughter Paloma, which means pigeon in Spanish. Picasso’s father also kept pigeons and specialized in painting the same.
>>218476974cor
>>217352102I'm having a big sweeney in a bit(slang for big long poo)
>>218477022Sounds based
In the north east of scotland keeping pigeons was such a popular hobby amongst the working classes that 'foos yer doos' (how are your pigeons) is a greeting to this day
>>218477049whos that then
>>218476999>Soulasholy wogoli
I'm not a nonce
>>218477057>>218477032right pack it in rorkeychops
>>218477057
>>218477081
cant imagine how horrible it would feel to have done something horrible like rape or noncery or murder and have your whole community hate you. Humans are such social creatures, you really might as well die after doing something horrible, life afterwards is not possible and people would be happier if you die
Thames Valley logging on.
>>218477071it's incredibly based
>>218477018>picture of himself Bit narcissistic
>>218477057So whatSo whatSo what so what you boring little cunt
How fat do you have to be to die from a heart attack at 46 not very fat at all lads you need to quit eating the fags and booze
Get the coffee down my fucking gullet
don't watch that
>>218477127Celtic genes means an increased chance of heart disease. T. Half scot
might start referring to my recent bout of severe diarrhoea as "the Troubles"
Really into my Total War these days lads, love a bit of moving units around ahaha x
>>218477167really? would explain a lot in my family... not good news
>>218477126Do Indians just consider themselves disposable?
>>218477127it was because of that one episode where he had to dance and jerk his head frantically over and over, it killed him
>>218477185Shogun 2 still the best. Played medieval 2 the most back in the day
>>218477197I mean, they have respawn on so yes
>>218477167I'm 1/8th scot, do I need to be worried?
just want it to be warm and sunny lads cannot stand this miserable grey cold shite
>>218477197yeah they have that apathetic collectivist asian mindsetarguably it started in india with their dharmic religions
>>218477197I know I do
>>218477197They genuinely all think theyre the msin character
>>218477171More important than the real troubles
fun fact, no adult male on my dad's side has ever reached the age of 55. All heart related too.
>>218477247Rorke’s Curse
>>218477247best get on a wholefoods plant-based diet then de lad
>>218477247get yourself a robot heart
>>218477247To be fair life after 55 seems to just be lots of pain at worst and aimlessly pottering about at best
rorke on the french foreign legion workout routine
>>218477226just have some sunny delight
*pulls trousers down before battering the shit out of you*
>>218477247were they all fat cunts?
>>218477247Godfather's dad dropped down dead in his 50s or 60s and my godfather died in his sleep. His diet wasn't great, I think he had high cholesterol. Go to the gym and sort you diet out.
Russian niggas be like "hi my names Semen"
mad how my arse always absolutely reeks but gay blokes would be all over it
>>218477333Wash it you dirty cunt
>>218477328What about sir gay?
>>218477328There was a russian kid Sergey who went to my school for a couple of years and he insisted his name was pronounced "serjay" but we knew Sir Gay was far more appropriate
>>218477344I do obviously, get right up there in the shower but it just stinks again 10 mins after i can't help it
>>218477287yeah if youre a fat dolescrounger my dad's nearly 60 and hes fitter than most 20 year olds spends his days travelling about and doing what he wants
>>218477385Squat down in the shower and wash your arsehole with soap, no idea why it's fucking smelling, spray it with deodorant if it's sweating.
>>218477394>spends his days travelling about and doing what he wantsyeah aimless pottering about that's what I said
Sigh... The joys of prioritising old people at the expense of those creating the next generation. Pretty backwards if you ask me
>>218476959for me it's 2022
3pm zoom lens photography
>>218476959Why did it have to stop just as soon as it started to get good?
>>218477415Yet pakis have like 8kids
>>218477415gfberg's period is very late so might have a cheeky 'bortion on the cards
Rorke be like>everyone i don't like is a transsexual>i love thinking about transsexuals>i don't plan to think about anything else
>>218477455No women like this has ever existed. Keep dreaming
Just emigrate and earn 5 times your salary bro
>>218477482they do exist tbqh
My gf had an abortion last year and it’s way more grim than I expected. You take two pills and after the second one she literally shits the tiny foetus and blood and everything out of her fanny down the toilet. Literally flushed my baby down the shitter. I always assumed it kind of dissolved inside the body and disappeared lol, she was only a few weeks gone.
>>218477477thanks for the update rorke
>>218477529qrd on this fella
>>218477525Did they move to Dubai?
>>218477529Even the big man has defected
I wanted to move to New Zealand but I have no skills whatsoever
love big boobs me
>>218477535Should have kept it in a bottle
>>218477557just need to be dry, irreverent and deadpan i think
>>218477535>killing another human>wow this isn't pleasantshocking information there anon
>>218477535and what did you have going on in your life more important than raising that child? what was so important you had to murder a baby to do instead?
>>218477552Fucking kek imagine Keir defecting to Reform
>>218477535why would you assume that? had you never heard of a miscarriage
>Jenrick sacked over 'plot'; Tories 'learned of planned defection after finding stuff lying around'Deary me
>>218477559
>>218477535>Not deep fat frying and eating your aborted foetusNgmi
>>218477559Shame you never see them in this country
would be quite funny if reform now refuses jenrick
>>218477596Yeah. Mad desu, kind of made me feel like a bad person and think gfberg was a bit traumatised by it as well. >>218477597Just wasn’t the right time sadly. We are still saving for a house and the place we’re renting at the moment is too small. In the next couple of years we’ll start a family though. >>218477620Yeah but I assumed you only passed it when the pregnancy was further along. Just my own medical retardation I guess lol, I thought the body would reabsorb it or it would just come out with her next period (which I guess that kind of was)
Just reported a post
>>218477649He'd have to join Corbyn
only really into fat birds me but do sometimes think normal woman can be fit
>>218477455My gf was absolutely fuming on NYE because a lass at the bar told her she's punching
>>218477669A fellow architect. Good taste.
>Guy Fawkes sacked by Tories as party finds 'irrefutable evidence' of gunpowder plot
>>218477669
>>218477677Dont know what that means
>>218477669Far girls you say?
>>218477677poor gf, that's not nice is it
>>218477696him on the left
I’m massively punching with my gf and when people tell me I just laugh and agree desu
Me and the whip lads. How do I look?
about to enter an eBay bidding war wish me luck
year's basically over alreadyif you haven't started to get a clue yet you're already behindbest start prepping for 2027
>>218477728Just how i imagine. Is this lad going 100mph that ploughed into someone?
Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage
>>218477704It's all fun and games when someone say's I'm punching though, she didn't like it when the shoe was on the other foot
>>218477728Like a just eat driver
>>218477728>Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar was killed alongside his two friends and taxi driver Masrob Ali
>>218477127Mad really isn't it father
>>218477775wow huge f
jenrick was the tory's only viable replacement for kemiunless...
You lads looking forward to the traitors tonight then?
what an extremely fine tuned mess cnc-machines are fucking he’ll
>>218477795Sick to bastard death of hearing about that fucking programme
>>2184777753 pakis all in one go like that? What a tragedy.
>>218477728how in the world is he 18 years old. he looks way older than that
>>218477793Um based???
>>218477775oh no what a shame
>>218477805unfortunately there were 6 empty seats
robert
>>218477804Be quiet.
need to buy a blazer at h&m
>>218477831jej
what should I buy on Amazon for £20
Robert "Afghani Importer" Jenrick, renter of asylum hotelsOur last bastion of hope...
Got two (You)s from DTFIC already this thread
>>218477854Bottle of cheap rum
might take out a small loan and fill my wardrobe with superdry
Getting the GeoWizard watched
>>218477872Its not 2012 anymore
>>218477867Can’t they ask for id when they deliver
>>218477885superdry's coming back mate
>>218477746Tbh I have no idea how you can get to triple figures in residential streets without needing to slow down well before thatI've got a pretty quick car (0-100mph in just over 10s), even from a roll at 30 I'd need my foot planted fully for 7 seconds or so and that assumes perfect traction, not needing to avoid bollards etc. On rural A/B roads I've done it plenty times but in town is nuts
My my my....Would you just look at the post count
>>218477888Possibly. Why would that be an issue?
>>218477650>Just wasn’t the right time sadly.You'll be saying this until you're both infertile
>>218477872used to look a proper incel wearing one of their very obnoxiously branded coats
>>218477912im an asylum seeker without id
>>218477910save your little performance for when adam shows up x
Might go to Malta, get a bit of winter sun
>>218477914Not really lol, just until we have multiple bedrooms
>>218477912>>218477939
>>218477880Uh you do know he's a CHUD don't you?
>>218477941?
>>218477804and that bloody claudia winkleman
>>218477861really quite mean of you, but anyways here's a third
>>218477939In that case you should buy £20 of paracetamol and down the lot for a laugh x
Toilberg pays his wife a salary but she doesn't even work here, bit naughty that
Mad how I'll disagree with this because it's being said by him and if someone else said it I'd be like yeah fair point
>>218477944Hope the ghost of your murdered child haunts every one of those rooms
>>218477982Not really. If he owns the company and wants to pay someone to do fuck all then that's his choice.
>>218477982Not really. Perfectly normal if he has a limited company, best way of avoiding tax. Dadberg did the same with me and my sister when we turned 18 even though we were studying full time at uni haha
snow day today
>>218478004Immoral
>>218477955Corr hope so
>>218477996he's looks untrustworthy tbf
>>218477999>>218478004not really cord
>>218478025not really
like 6 months ago my neighbour had bailiffs at his door and then start of December he has a new bmw and now he’s gone to Egypt for a week with his girlfriend What the fucky
Taxavoidancecord onamadone
>>218477998Wouldn’t he haunt the house where we flushed the poor bugger down the loo?
>right wing people join the previously right wing party>it's no longer right wing and doesn't appeal to their values>new party that is comes along so they join thatWhy is leftypol so baffled by this phenomenon?
>>218478042erm being right wing means you're a bad person. sorry but it just does
>>218478042leftypol struggles to understand why people do things different from them
>>218478041Nah he'll navigate the sewage system and track you down at your new place
>>218478019Not really>pay more tax than you need to for no reason!!er, nah
>>218478042right wing people left the tories in like 2010
Absolutely screaming at that bellend on legaladviceUK who was scammed out of £34k and is now receiving £10 a month for the next 280 years from the scammer because he claimed hardship
>>218477996He looks ill
Getting my arse clapped
>>218478042He's a gay mong
What's the latest with Jeremy Corbyn's party then, is it doing anything or no
>>218477939Buy a new dinghy and fuck off back across the channel.
Gay Porn Party
big mac down my gullet: check
I am voting for no-one
i'm not a rorke but i'm also not a leftypol
>>218478081All going swimmingly
>>218478081They're still over whether it should be called 'Your' or 'My' Party
>>218478081It gives a safe space for disabled genderqueer transbian bipoc bame otherkin furries to have a voice.
>>218478081Dunno but can't fucking believe they voted to keep Your Party as the name
I am voting for the magpie party !!
>>218478081they let a woman in so it fell apart
horsehorsehorsumusumae last streamed 2 days ago.
>>218478042leftypol isnt allowed to do any critical thinking
>>218478128grow up
>Robert Jenrick sacked by Tories after resignation speech left 'printed out and hanging around'that's the sort of thing I'd do if I were a SPAD
>>218476959saw Labyrinth in the cinema last week
Anybody ever picked up something they won on ebay? Sounds awkward desu
>>218478128Leave him alone
the poo party
>>218478139Reckon that was planted by Kemi's secret agents
>>218478105>a toxic culture towards Muslim men>also has a toxic culture towards womenWho would have imagined that islamists and happy clappy leftists would be difficult groups to marry?
>>218478162?
>>218478145Whats time travel like ?
shall be voting for zack polanski cause I dunno about you but I dont wanna wipe someones bum
>>218478081oh im sure the party that thinks ultra-conservative islamists and queer communists will be able to govern a nation together is getting on swimmingly
>>218478178No bullying
Mad that these most of these councils are ones that Labour is worried about losing to Reform or Green.
french kiss sex arse
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768488613821134.webm
really tempted to order alcohol off uber eatsdon't want to go into the shop to get it because I feel like a mong carrying all the alcohol around for everyone to see
>>218478194Not bullying im a fan of the channell
>Former Conservative cabinet minister Jacob Rees-Mogg tells BBC Radio 4's World at One programme that he wants the "right to unite".
>>218478148nah i've used freecycle to pick things up and it's been fine
Left a great comment on Reddit earlier which is pulling terrific numbers, might have even got a cheeky ratio x
>>218478201not that mad at all. Labour is terrified and is pulling out every dirty trick they can think of. this was predicted quite a while ago
>>218478182theatres play old movies all the time though
Oh gosh
soft-launching a new gimmick
>>218478216Sorry I thought you were someone else
>>218478201How's that mad?
>>218478236idgi
>>218478236
>>218478205fucking hell
um
>>218478236She's so fit it's actually unreal
>>218478207Makes you look cool as fuck
the 14 year olds who wank to television adverts are in
>>218478236i'd eat her shit
>>218478236That tail looks like a big slippery poo
>>218478217What does that mean
>>218478282thumbnail looks like a turd is hanging out her arse
>>218478201My council is on this list
>>218478207promise you no one on earth cares
>>218478236Idk who that is
feel so fucking stressed and anxious constantly there's no fucking REST FROM IT
>>218478207what sort of alcohol? :)
>>218478236honestly thought this was ai scat porn at first
>>218478236i see they chickened out with the tail
>>218478236imagine the taste
cast the sex arse into the fire
>>218478318vodka
I always care.
>>218478316That's just the January Blues my little umchicken x
>>218478281at least it's a pretty girl not ugly cartoons
party rock is in the house tonight
admin runt at work keeps making mistakes which impacts everyone elses job. not good
>>218478323
>>218478342fucking screaming
>>218478342
poo pig balls
>>218478342we've all been there
>>218478381
>>218478316dbt mindfulness. there really is no rest from it, that's why we have to consciously decide to just accept it and make room for it and detach it from it every now and then. the more you fight it the worse it will become
>>218478342What's wrong with his balls?
>>218478342ktim after one sip of coffee
poo pig balls, the next evolution of poo seal :)
>>218478354ktim
>>218478412No nut November
>>218478412there's a big poo on them
>poo pig balls
Oh great the unfunny autismo is going to spam that picture every thread now
>>218478342imagine milking that pig and creating pig cheese
>>218478412
>>218476959She aged very well. Wish i can age this well too
Housemate is taking a "mental health day" because "everything feels a bit much at the moment"It's no wonder the efficiency of this country is in the mud
>>218478354Haha sounds like an great bloke you should give him time *starts sweating *
>>218478457Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism, depression and other mental health issues because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little mongs instead of just having personality quirks. We as a society need to go back to telling people to man the fuck up
>>218478454Why is your AI talking like a crude attempt at deano?
>>218478454Why does ChatGPT type like a zoomer woman to you?
>>218478454Bizarre post but thanks for the answer I guess
Posted it again award
Used to message a girl back in the day who would type "yesh" instead of yes.
>>218478446literally vomiting. weird how this is so revolting when goat, cow, and sheep are fine
>>218478474Yeah?
>>218478506was she scottish?
>>218478483>>218478482
Just prepared some pasta with cooked chicken and vegetables for lunch :DAnyone want to lunch with me?
leftypol milking a male pig to make cheese
>>218478454why is ai so gay
brits literally cannot post "i hate niggers and/or muslims" in this ITT thread or they will be arrested by the police
>>218478521Unironically yesh
>My friends
making man cheese from my smegma
>>218478548Huh??? Why exactly???
>>218478544It's against 4chan rules mate
>>218478531Bizarre
>>218478559you're all my only mates
>>218478559Alri Goose
>>218478576Haha alri mate x
Don't really know how to do my job
>>218478544Illegal for me to even view this vile post.
Jimmy Carr going hard on the rorke grift thinking everyone has forgotten that he said people who didn't take the vaccine were retards and that online anonymity should be banned
Gone all quiet just after 3PM again has it
>>218478631
>>218476959for me? 1985
>>218478637I need to report to my local police station between the hours of 0830-0900 and 1500-1520 every Monday to Friday
>>218477535Nice one lad, when my gf had it they drugged her up real good and hoovered that shit right out of her. While they were up there they gave her a coil so it didn't happen again. 10/10 service all round.
anyone here from stroud / gloucestershire?
>>218476959VGH
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
