Prev >>218485995Pige edition
why am i so ugly?
can’t believe this is my fucked up bastard nigger chungus life
chantilly cream is what comes out of a girl when she's superhorny
>>218490623no you are not
>>218490643Gross fat ass
>>218490643my side profile is that of a witch - large nose and protruding jaw
Guess I'll get some groceries and then apply to a few random jobs out of my reach that will likely ghost meMaybe I could be an executioner idk
I would like to have consensual sex with a human female that is over the age of 18
>>218490641https://youtu.be/AVgTWrAE9wU?si=58wLOAdDYlirStfx
>>218490688why?
>>218490678Like the president of Mexico
>>218490698It makes my pp feel good
>>218490705why?
>>218490643No that's piss
>>218490688That team bitched my useless ass Jew owned bloated corpse of a football team and now I seethe whenever I see the badge
>>218490719Oops wrong theead
>>218490720sex feels good in order to encourage reproduction
yo
>>218490643tell me more about this cream
>>218490742why?
Im going to pay a sherpa to carry me to the top of mount everest
>>218490778good idea. make sure it’s a paltry slavedriving sum
Imagine Squidward fucked you in the ass with his huge nose and constricted you with his tentacles
>>218490643I think I can fit there
the ultimate goal of life is putting your penis inside a vagina
>>218490806squidward is like 2 inches tall
>>218490678Can you make me a cool potion
>>218490822im retarded>>218490704its over
>>218490816for some people this is a treat as quotidian as a bowl of chocolate ice cream. for some it’s a lifelong battle
>>218490840For me it's the latter :^]
>>218490900for me it’s totally foreclosed. i might as well amputate my penis
>>218490915How would you jack it then?
>>218490816and busting inside, you forgot the most important part
>>218490688>over the age of 18 What if she's 18 years and 314 days old?
>>218490833Dang it
What are the worst generals you have seen on any board?
>>218490969That wold make her almost 19...yuck
How does AOC deal with leap years?
going to shower.
>>218491002Nederdraad, they are rude to me
What should I crank it to
>>218491002/mhg/ on /vg/
>>218491015How does AOC deal with me wanting to see her tits?
>>218491002/Brit/
>>218491028Indian girls it is
i gotta leave and join the army in a couple weeks
Why do you work, why do you work out, why do you get money, why do you study? It's all to penetrate a vagina
is there anything more disgusting than a girl who smokes weed?
>>218491062Nice, but also porn is bad so...idk
>>218491098gay sex Why would a girl smoking weed be disgusting?
>>218491100I didn't mention porn
>>218491098Have you seen the video of the lesbian chicks using one of their vaginas as a bong?
>>218491120it's trashy and leads to whorish behaviour >>218491131no and i pray i never do
>>218491098Only a girl who doesn't shave and smothers you in her armpits while jerking you off. Or so I've heard.
>>218491127just pics?>>218491131lol
If I wanted pussy that bad I would be homeless and/or a criminal
I've been awake for like 36 hours and I'm starting to shake
>>218491166Sleep
would having weed smoke puffed up your vagina get you high
>>218491142I don't know, I've smoked weed with girls and it can be fun, of course there are trashy girls who smoke weed but I reckon it's worse when a girl gets drunk and starts doing retarded shit >>218491166Why? I haven't done that in years. One time I stayed up for 4 days I think, maybe 5.
>>218491191Good band.
>>218491212Based
>>218491212Dragonaut is good
I used to be friends with this girl in high school and we would smoke weed then have sexgood times, haven't gotten high in like a decade though
>>218491196Yes but also risk an air embolism
>>218491229I always preferred The Druid.
>>218491237NiceI wanna go back
done showering
>>218491237You were in high school at the same time right?
>>218491258Is this Epstein
>>218491199A drunk girl puked in my bed after we fucked one time, had to throw out a pillow and wash the sheets 3 times to get the smell out. She did it during the night because I woke up to the smell around 5am.For a while I was afraid I would develop a barf fetish but I think I've dodged that bullet, it's still gross to me.
>>218491237>I used to be friends>friends
>>218491278yes kek, we were both freshmen
>>218491066Lol enjoy dying in Greenland retard
>>218491284No, it's the Architect >>218491288I hate the smell of vomit, I've had girls get sick and have to help them but never barfed in my bed, I've had ruined some towels and bedsheets though during that time of the month.
>>218491316There's no fucking way we actually invade Greenland... right? It would literally be the most retarded decision any president has ever made
>>218491294Yeah I lost my virginity to a friend with benefits.If it makes you feel better I haven't had a single irl friend since I graduated 12 years ago.
MOVEBITCHGET OUT THE WAYGET OUT THE WAY BITCHGET OUT THE WAYMOVEBITCHGET OUT THE WAYGET OUT THE WAY BITCHGET OUT THE WAY
>>218491331>Yeah I lost my virginity to a friend with benefits.>lost my virginityits okay. ive accepted my fate
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIANNAZARETHH
>>218491330No lol. He would be impeached immediately. It's insanely unpopular among the general public and guarantees a bloodbath in the midterms. Republicans are tired of his shit anyways.
>>218491256yeah always found that wun very catchy to shout along todont even know the lyrics
I lost my virginity when I was 21, to a 42 year old woman in the back of a Pontiac Montana. Can't really complain.
>>218491374sowhy is trump doing or saying diss shidd
Washington State is critical to the defence of Canada so...don't mind if we do...
>>218491331I lost my virginity to my gf who was in my class and the daughter of our school principal. It sucked when we broke up because I had to see her every day.
>>218491384some fugged up shidd nibba
>>218491374Wrong. The invasion's will start in two more weeks.
>>218491384That's hot every young man's fantasy desu did she groom you
>>218491384Interesting, was she hot? How did you meet?
remindercanada is just anudda scottish vassal state like england
>>218491384I lost my virginity to some whore at a party on the bathroom floor
>>218491404Idgaf take it wouldn't change anything about my daily life I don't live there
>>218491374i understand his distress over china and russia but why cant he pour the 700B into the country?
>>218491445we're a chink/jeet colony thoughever
Real normie hours huh>>218491467U
the only thing i lost is the game of life
>>218491484Oops didn't mean to link that post
I did sexual things with a fat girl but I didn't put my penis in her vagina so I'm technically still a virgin, I'm saving that for when I actually have a cute girlfriend.
/cum/ is a normie general and always has been
>>218491467Because he's a retard that doesn't know what he's doingUnironically I think he had like year 1 of this term planned out and figured he'd just wing it for the rest.
>>218491002/film/ and /prod/ have high frequency posters that are sad hyper negative losers who derail everything.
>>218491511sexual things counts as sex
i’ve never had sex, kissed, held hands, or had a girlfriend and odds are i never will do any of these things
>>218491426idk we worked together and she was always touching me and when we were getting supplies in the supply room she "accidentally" touched my ass for an extended time and I didn't say anything so I think she realized I was cool with it>>218491433yeah she was a MILF, she was short but had big tits>>218491450sounds pretty good unless there was pee pee poo poo on the floor
>>218491531No I didn't put my penis in her vagina
Need me a gf 10 years younger than me.
I think if the US did invade Greenland there would be very little bloodshed especially on the American side. I don't think I've ever heard the words "Greenland" and "military" next to each other in my life.
>>218491546>but had big titsbasado>>218491569how old are you :D
niggas out there literally paying hundreds of dollars to get a couple bikini pics from women
>>218491546kek you were properly sexually assaulted and groomed into finkin it was okay
>>218491467>pour the 700B into the countryHow, in what way like more stimulus checks?
i think my penis needs to invade a vagina
>>218491591I turn 32 next week.
>>218491594stimulus checks, fix the housing crisis, incentives for manufactures to build facilities thus creating more jobs, improve the healthcare system etc etc etc
>>218491579It's not going to happen but if it did the gov would warn the Danes through back channels to withdraw any troops There would probably be a lot of outrage for like a week no one would care
>>218491592It's one of the most retarded things currently happening in the world. I don't understand it, just wait for the leaks dummy...
> be me> corpodrone> in the office, celebrating a success with the team> say out loud "damn dog we got some fuckin' SHOOTERS"> middle-aged white lady down the hall hears> calls security on me> searches all of my bags> wtf.jpg> get a formal complaint from HRwhy are women like this?
>>218491627So a 22 year old. Nice. That is possible, I know two couples roughly like that.
I lost my virginity at 18 the first week of college to a girl from Tupelo, Mississippi. We went back to my dorm and sealed the deal but my roommate came back mid sex and wanted to sleep. I walked her back to her dorm and on the way we had sex outside on the library steps. I didn't know if I pulled out in time so I bought her a Plan B pill the next day.Pretty legendary night.
>>218491637you really fink people are just garn forget us invading denmark? kek unreal arrogance of the yankoid psyche
>>218491628>fix the housing crisisI doubt that's the kind of problem you can just throw money out
>>218491649>celebrating a success with the teamNigga was on League in the middle of his shift
The faustian urge to send an email to the entire company DL that just says nigger 3000 times
>>218491671you are right but there are people approaching retirement age who are still renting because they dont have enough for a mortgage. once they run out then what? homeless? trailer parks?
>>218491593oh no you mean a hot woman tricked me into having sex with her and I was totally duped into putting my penis in her vagina? I feel so used!
who here /last name starts with "Mc"/
>>218491658Noise, I've had a couple of scares but never bought plan B. One girl missed her period and I legit thought I was gonna be a father at 20.
>>218491663I'd wager there'd be at most two weeks of EU fags crying and wagging their finger, but nothing would happen
Smoking "gum and cinnamon" flavor shishaIt tastes just like how you would imagine smoking big red would be likeWhy did I buy this
>>218491658>had sex outside on the library stepshow tf is that possible?
>>218491649A "shooter" in Canada is a 75ml bottle of liquor.
>>218491693Who cares lol not my problem
>>218491742It is here too
Shower sex looks really hot but is actually very awkward and doesn't feel as good as when you're both dryDiscuss
>>218491755I have sex with my hand in the shower
>>218491755it's actually good idk wtf you're talking about
>>218491743you have to be sheltered if you can't comprehend a large percentage of the population does not live in urban sprawling areas with a household income of at least $200K
>>218491755i showered with a girl a while back and she wanted me to fuck her right there, but i wanted to use a condom so we toweled off and fucked on the bed instead.
>>218491768I need porn to cum. No porn in the shower. I just jack off beforehand.
>>218491755i’ve never had sex of any kind
>>218491755Depends how big the shower/bathroom is. I think it's ok and also you can clean yorselfs up right after that.
Must suck living in Georgia. Chris Hansen set up there for fucking years. For all those years, Chris was able to find a new fucking pedo more than once a week. How awful must Georgia be that it's where Chris decided to expose the diaper-sniffer crisis in this nation?
>>218491777I do comprehend it idc What part of not my problem do you not understand
>>218491735It was like 4am or something at that time. Nobody was around. Also the library has a sunken entrance that is below ground level so we were a bit hidden I guess.
imagine trying to go to the library to study for your test in 4 hours and 2 retards are humping at the entrance
Fed the sourdough starter. I have like 3-4 containers of discard that I try to use up from time to time. Might try making pasta with it, or bread.>>218491755Can confirm. It's kinda awkward and not the most comfortable
Sex is weird animals do sex too you know sex is low iq desu
>>218491812no nigga how tf do you have sex on concrete stairs? it's logistically odd and uncomfortable
>>218491755dunno about sex but blowjobs definitely feel worse
Kristi Noem is the ugliest freak monster. I wish she'd be shot and killed.She's more repulsive than Netanyahu or Ben Gvir. She's like a demon.
>>218490599The average American
>>218491832I used to use the stairwells at my uni library since the elevators were always so slow and jammed with minorities. I used one to get down to the lobby but there's a basement level with locked doors, I could hear the sounds of PEOPLE FUCKING in the basement level as it echoed up through the concrete stairwell. Just grunting and the soft "plap plap plap plap plap" of thighs smashing butt cheeks. Someone was getting it good down there. Not sure if it was regular sex or possibly disgusting aidsnigger faggot sex. I guess I'll never truly know.
>>218491832What library is open in the middle of the night?
>>218491858If Trump told her to suck his dick she would do it without hesitation
>>218491880Hot
>>218491841we are animals after all
>>218491868my uni library was open 24/7
>>218491868My uni's library opened super early around finals
>>218491895>>218491896Same, mine was open 7am -11pm regularly but during exams it was open 24/7. We called it Club Weldon, shit was tight even if it looked like a bunker.
>>218491865Canada also has such high housing costs that rent, property taxes, and mortgages constitute a much larger portion of their spending.
College during covid was so comfy. We had a discord for our major and everyone made fun of the professors live during class.
>>218491925The price of food and consumer goods is so much cheaper in your country, too. I wouldn't drink the milk THOUGH.
It's kind of wild how over it is for America it's funny watching pol retards and shitter users that the country is hollowed and killed
I forgot how easy it is to watch any movie I want for free by just googling "<movie title> watch free" and going straight to the second page of results
>>218491916looks like urban hellscape
>>218491931>picrelThis is me right now.
>>218491938American milk and beef is banned world wide for a reason it's considered a bioweapon
>>218491931Covid was comfy but my dad almost lost his business and my uncle almost died so it was kind of scary but except for that I did have fun, we would make secret parties in a club and lock it from the outside. Also raves/camping in the mountains.
Covid was heaven on earth for introverts and hell on earth for extr*vertsI miss it so much
>>218491957Marijuana is also super fucking illegal.
>>218491947The main floor definitely looks fucked, though apparently they remodelled some of it. The 3rd floor and up is where you'd wanna be, ideally 4th and 5th floors. Super quiet, cozy, they had little C-shaped booths to sit in so you could get cute grills to sit right next to you and smell them. They had an underground archives section with microfiche machines and little cubbies to sit in and study too, it was like a miniature city from 1984.
>>218491853I guess it was technically beside the stairs. There was like a ledge down there was the arrow is pointed.
>>218491984Yeah sadly the United States kind of sucks to live in once Americans get a taste of the outside world they literally have a feeling of depression
>>218491990absolute state of horny tards
HAPPY 4:20 MARIJUANA TIME SMOKE WEED GET HIGH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218492026It's 5:20 gayboy
>>218492034It is actually 7:21
>>218491988i hated mine because it was always packed with students trying to study but i liked that they had unlimited high speed wifi for all. I once torrented on uni wifi and never got caught lol
It's 02:20 am and I can't fall asleep :(
the west coast is the worst coast
>>218492044Wrong. I am the only real person in this universe, therefore my time zone is the only real one.
>America is the greatest country on earth because high gdp!!!!!>Ignore the fact if we got rid of Gpd America would have more stats closer to India and Argentina!!!!>You know your making me angry >Time for goyslop and goy syrup
>>218492054
Momberg bought me a chocolate bar. O i am a happy boy
>>218492076lel
>>218492064based and solipilled
>>218492104what one?
>>218491943Google has been getting worse for this lately
>>218492104based momberg
Any good schizo melty's lately?Been busy with work
>>218492156no
They can try to take everything from you, but they can never take your faith
I just flew in from BAWSTON and boy are my arms tired!
>>218491943I just torrent I like to have stuff permanently
>>218492049I got banned many times for accidentally leaving Limewire running and then connecting to the uni WiFi lol. Speed was pretty bad too.
I made a joke that god is a dick and my dad got upset and said it's blasphemous to say that
>>218492196Would shag her >>218492203I remember being a dick to a girl in school because she was Christian and I was le edgy 13-14 year old atheist (cringe) and after we graduated I saw her and apologized.
Pretty crazy that all of Joe Biden's and Donald Trump's grandchildren are jewish.
Mark Carney was quoted just today saying we are in a "new world order."
>>218492233yeah what a coincidence
>>218492203Yahweh is a foreskin eating demon and Christians are retards.
>>218492196I've torrented using Taco Bell wifi before lol
>>218492196mine is a member of the eduroam org which basically says everything needs be accessible since any website can be used for researchhttps://eduroam.org/
>>218492127Cadbury Dairy Milk creamy salted caramel.
In the tub with a tummy ache at least my throat isn't sore anymore
>>218492294My pussy is sore
>>218492275That's my favorite too
ktim
>>218492275patrician
The problem with Katseye is that they're not anorexic enough. How are you supposed to be a proper K-Pop group if you don't look spiritually abused into self-destructive tendencies?
>>218492302Your neovagina is sore because you haven't dilated in a while
>>218492311humiliation ritual
>>218490641>chungusFuck this term even mean?
i gave up and bought a fleshlightdoes not feel worth the price
>>218492331>not wanted by human pop>not wanted by kpoopGrim
Everyone at my work is calling out because of a stomach ache, and my sister just said she's feeling sicktf is happening
>>218492337Does it feel better than a hand
>>218492337I'm tempted to get a pornstar butthole onenot gay btw
>>218492337does it feel warm?
>>218492352Ebola's spreading, the government just isn't saying it because Ebola doesn't work on Americans.
>>218492352Go fill up all the gas cans you have right now
>>218492337Prosties are better doe
>>218492352do you know their vax status?
>>218492244Canada is unique amongst the OECD countries because we are still doing that Obama era WEF elitist "better future" gibberish unironically for some reason.
>>>/r9k/83674468Made one
>>218492354no, but supposedly i may have lost sensitivity from my years of doing the death grip rawsupposedly it may come back if i use this instead>>218492369i was too cheap to buy a warmer. soaking it in hot water did not really improve the feel >>218492388renting one every other day would put me in debt
sup doods
>>218492233Every president since Bush Sr. has grandkids or great grandkids that are Jewish. What an amazing coincidence!
>>218492233>>218492246>>218492415Cool it with the antisemitism
>>218492413waiting for sleep, u?
God damn it, my eunuchs are conspiring again!
>>218492451same, I will hopefully fall asleep within the next 120 minutes
Lots of snow today
>>218492264>Anon>are you seriously telling us your thesis involves BBC shemale gangbang creampies?>well, OK then. torrent away.
>>218492465Yeah? That's kinda their job. Besides, the only advisor you need is the Dowager. She always knows best, and she's your mom! Confusious said you should always listen to your mom. You don't want to fail your family, do you?
the urge to say niggler
CURSE my rotten nigger life CURSE the day i was born
>>218490967>>218491467SIX SEVEN!
Normies are so anti-Israel now that today a guy told me he doesnt like the Nazis because...they sent Jews to Palestine with the Haavara agreement.
>>218492530time to buy the dip WE are going all in on israel am yisraeli chi
finna bust a nut in venti
>>218492556bet shes a good shag
>>218492410Why not just buy a sex doll if you're going to be shameless might as well go all in
>>218492553These new noticers are so retarded they almost make me want to do that
>>218492530They only hate Jews because they see them as evil white colonizers
>>218492530Here nothing has changed, people always were kind of jew hating low key
>>218492563too big and think it is too sadmaybe in a few more years i will get to that level
USA doesn't have to fire a bullet to invade CanadaJust give everyone with Canadian PR and student visa American citizenship!
Normies have a set of secret codes and if you use the wrong code they'll scapegoat you and throw you out the group Never let your guard down around a normie not for a second
>>218492563how do you even clean out those things
Dogberg came into the room farted and then left
>>218492560100% she'd let you throatfuck
If my ceramic heater has been sitting under an open window while it's snowing, then I turn it on, will it explode?
>>218492648it will grow crystals
Permission to kill all berg posters?
>>218492648No
How am I supposed to respect women knowing they take and suck dicks off the clock . Am I just supposed to pretend they don't
>>218492643In the right circumstances I think I could smash
>>218492654cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Permission to split berg haters heads open?
Iceberg dead ahead
>>218492687Permission denied
i need to smoke some gang sirs
Imagine eating this good.
I got fired from my job. I only ate two of the burgers without paying and somehow that's a firable offense.
*disrobes*
*rerobes him* no
>>218492785I once took a leftover mess up pizza at my job. and the head "chef" ran out all the way into the parking lot and questioned me because he thought i was stealing a pizza
>>218492785In America you can be fired for eating hamburger
>>218492815The founding fathers are turning in their graves
wow leveling with the bf
>>218492785How did they find out you eat the burgers?
>>218492705Permission overwritten
>>218492812are you black
>>218492735>>218492781lmao fucking cocksuckin FAGGOTS
Oi m8 do you have a loicense for that hamburger?Jinkies, it's a cheeseburger! That's not kosher! You're under arrest for antisemitism! Show me you proof of citizenship!
The biggest mindfuck is seeing girls you went to school with get old. Might kms
>>218492838No I'm white and look like a nerdIt was weird. He was filipino and took his job overly seriously
>>218492812Sucks>>218492815It's fucking bullshit.>>218492830These customers refused their burgers over bullshit reasons. Dumb cunt waitress brings burgers back. I see them and since we are near closing I begin eating them. Dumb cunt waitress has a woman moment and squeals on me to manager who I never got along with. Manager wanted me gone anyways because apparently I'm rude to the females because I don't kneel to them.
>>218492840I'm half gay.
>>218492867Women will never date you.Men will look at you with repulsion.How does it feel you tranime poster
>>218492846>actors who were the same age or younger than me getting oldJust fuck my shit up
>>218491098
>>218492855That sucks. I know how you feel. In one of my old jobs i remember several women were always conspiring to get me fired for some reason lol, never have any clue what I do to offend them. I won in the end at that job, but it i had to withstand several waves of foid co-workers conspiring and making up shit about me
Free him
>Somebody already made a tool that can solve these new captchas except the ones where you pick the windows logo looking thingLol stupid gookmoot
>>218492902need stoner gf to get high with, but i wouldn't want a stoner wife.
>>218492573Every jew against "zionism" is just peddling exactlt >>218492564that to redirect jew hate onto others.
>>218492929Did you mean a stoner bf? I read that weed makes you gay.
>>218492581What does the average Bulgarian think of Hitler and Nazism thoughbeit?
>>218492867The kaname omake book was so good I wish the artist would pull a norigoro and get with a normal publisher and just make it a cute slice of life series with ecchi elements, shame he's a retard and decided to make 10 a rape doujin instead
>>218492876I'm an ikemen, women and femboys like me. Cope.
>>218492909that man is an OG Block Buster
>>218492953Everyone forgets that Bulgary was in the Axis
>>218492962I miss blockbuster, we should have just stalled technology at December 31st 1999 forever
My posts just keep getting better and better. At this rate, I'll be the best poster on the entire internet in approximately 2 weeks.
>>218492962>>218492980How about Nutbuster and they suck your cock
>>218493015ebay for pussy
>>218491865To be fair, a LOT of this probably comes down to Canada being Whiter than the U.S.
>>218492957A SoL with gays wouldn't sell and is probably not allowed in Tokyo just like incest.
>>218493015Never did care for blow jobs desu
youre jorkin me
New>>218493039
how about slutbuster and ice deports everyone with an of account to mozambique
>>218493040>probably not allowed in TokyoThere's multiple yaoi series that are currently running idiot
