You will cleanse your faceYou will exfoliate your skinYou will use moisturizerYou will use retinolYou will use sunscreenYou will shave your pitsYou will shave your assYou will shave your pubesYou will use bar soap in the showerYou will keep the water temperature under your body tempYou will use deodorantsYou will wash your teeth with an electric brush for longer than 2 minutesYou will use mouthwashYou will be hygienicYou will have sex
>>218491944You're not cute
>>218491944>You will cleanse your face>You will use sunscreen>You will shave your pits>You will shave your pubes>You will use deodorants>You will be hygienicThis is me>You will have sexYeah right
>>218491944i havent showered in 4 days
>>218491944You are cute
>>218492128i havent showered in 3 weeks
Clavicular said showering is cope.
>>218492183Thanks, anon ~
>>218491944if you are a woman telling me to do all these things i will do themif you are a man telling me to do all these things i will not do them
basic skincare is good but dont fall for the rabbithole
>>218492545Don't be sexist
>>218491944>You will cleanse your facehow exactly?>You will exfoliate your skin>You will use moisturizer>You will use retinol>You will use sunscreendo I do it in this order?>You will shave your pits>You will shave your assI don't have much body hair>You will shave your pubesehhhh>You will use bar soap in the showerI already do, I even wash the back of my eears and my belly button.>You will keep the water temperature under your body tempThis is good advice, washing your hair with scalding hot water causes flakes to develop in your hair, something that I only learned a couple of years ago.>You will use deodorantsalready do>You will wash your teeth with an electric brush for longer than 2 minutesI use a regular toothbrush>You will use mouthwashthis doesn't do anything, flossing is more important>You will be hygienicI'm already fairly hygenic, atleast more hygenic the average man.>You will have sexLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218491944>You will have sex
>>218491944Most of that is pointless cope to trick yourself into thinking you are improoovingIt's all about BONES and TISSUES
>>218492646Skin quality does matter too
I just embraced the ugly bastard look
>>218491944I'll do what I feel like
>You will keep the water temperature under your body tempWhat the fuck you’re supposed to do this?I bathe myself in scalding hot water
>>218492999It's bad for your hair, scalding hot water give you flakes in your hair. I learned this a couple of years ago, and only then did the perpetual "dandruff" that I always had go away.
How far are you from the frontline?
>>218493073Holy fucking shit I’ve been trying to figure out for a year why I’m recedingThank you anon
>You will cleanse your face>You will use moisturizer>You will use retinol>You will use sunscreen>You will shave your pits>You will shave your ass>You will shave your pubes>You will use deodorants>You will wash your teeth with an electric brush for longer than 2 minutes>You will be hygienicI do all these yet no seggs. Kill all women>>218492590You cleanse face by using a facial cleanser (it's just soap for face). I use following routine:AMCleanser, moisturizer, sunscreenPMCleanser, retinol, wait 20 min, moisturizerStick to well established brands. I like CeraVe and La Roche for cleanser/moisturizer, and The Ordinary for Retinol
>>218493118warm water should be fine; just don't wet your hair unless you plan on using shampoo/conditioner.>>218493141thanks
>>218491944>You will cleanse your face>You will exfoliate your skin>You will use moisturizer>You will use retinol>You will use sunscreenThis is for gays>You will shave your pits>You will shave your ass>You will shave your pubesThis is for trannies>You will use bar soap in the showerThere is no other kind of soap >You will keep the water temperature under your body tempNo>You will use deodorants>You will wash your teeth with an electric brush for longer than 2 minutes>You will use mouthwash>You will be hygienicEveryone does this>You will have sexNo one does this
>You will cleanse your faceI do>You will exfoliate your skinI use 12% lactic acid exfoliating lotion>You will use retinolNo>You will use sunscreenI do>You will shave your pits>You will shave your ass>You will shave your pubesNo>You will use bar soap in the showerI use unscented body wash>You will keep the water temperature under your body tempNo. Hot water is good to relax my muscles>You will use deodorantsNo. Sodium bicarbonate is enough>You will wash your teeth with an electric brush for longer than 2 minutesNo. I use a Water Pik>You will use mouthwash>You will be hygienic>You will have sexNo
You are cute and you look like this
I will never have sex
>>218492312why can't women be more like this?
>>218492128asg rolig kisse
>>218492128acegnarp the cat drinking milk out of the bottle
>>218492128I've never seen anything like this
>>218493694>>218493715>>218493730what is wrong with swedes?
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>>218493073Damn it, I always wondered why I got dandruff in winter, thanks
>>218494535indians niggas be concerned about dandruff and self care... my nigga you're a jeet... it's over
>>218491944>>218492999>You will keep the water temperature under your body tempbut why? hot water is so nice
>>218491944No
>>218494568see >>218493073
>>218491944>You will keep the water temperature under your body tempUsecase?
>>218493118water isnt causing you to bald bro
>>218494561meananon!;_;
