Trenchfoot edish
The weekend starts... SOON!
hate that wendel cunt on youtube, always singing the blues about how shite britain is and then going to a shit hole and says to the locals 'better than london this' despite being there for 10 minutes and all the locals telling him how dangerous it is
Fear not, men! Rejoice! For the kingdom of Heaven is at hand!
My bones are like chalk
>Sounds like hard workThat's the point nigga
>>218503517who?
>>218503544wendall
>>218503538Okay, but what do you gain?Is it just training your discipline in the face of hard work?
hm I need a girlfriend
>>218503559Improved working memory
>>218503545@grok change the phones to ak47s
chinese cartoons
any mousefreaks in? when's /ourguy/ live next?
Toillass (failed her maths GCSE) reckons all academic people have no common sense
need a wife but I'm big titty hapa only
I need to see her naked
>>218503545Not quite sure what's going on in this picture
mad how Man City have managed to make themselves into a better team than Arsenal from two signings
>>218503573he's walled now
>>218503586She's spot on
I want to fuck my half sister
>>218503608Future PM Sir Nigel Farrage speaks at a meeting of somalis migrants living in England
>>218503613Don't think this is true thoughbeit
>>218503623Looks okay
nth for the holodem
>>218503652would
get them housed
kill all trannies except Kim petras even though she used to be a little boy she doesn't deserve to die
>>218503675get a life
might start a gimmick where I ask the thread "what would you do if you found out you were a rape baby?" and spam it here everyday
>>218503684no
>>218503683This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>218503690good one
Just dropped my phone on my shoulder rather painfully. Not one of my prouder moments.
>>218503586Stupid people cope
>>218503690fucking cockapoo screaming!
>>218503690if the woman raped the man? thats hot unless she has AIDS
>>218503454reminds me of what I'd make when I was 10
Lads it's a fella
ah yes it's another day of drinking a lot
>cockapoo
>>218503613Nah our defense still mogs city's
gifting my elderly parents a penis shit dog
>from 7% to 24% in 6 yearsBlessed
leftypol analysed
kimchi tastes like shitty low quality noodles with lots of spice. basically, its black people food. therefore, Koreans are just the blacckers of Japan. just black Japs
We need him now more than ever
>>218503796That'll be all of the Poles and Nigerians
>>218503796All Nigerians aren't they
>>218503700
>>218503802Cockmogs me!
Mr depression, I fought you woz ded?
Alright, this Wu Yize guy is pretty good. For a slanter.
the covid-19 lockdowns were a bit mental, weren't theywe couldn't go anywhere or do anything because everywhere was closed / heavily restricted and thatI wonder if there was any historical precedent for this or if it truly was the first time we were locked down
>>218503831where are you finding these
open the pubs
>>218503856>couldn't go to the fucking beach because I might catch covid from someone on a sodding beach>had to walk around my bastard estateIt was complete nonsense
>>218503856They didn't happenNone of it was real
>>218503856Remember people suddenly discussing the prospect of 'a lockdown' like it was a normal thing we'd all experienced before
>>218503866google images happy meek gif download gifs 3d happy meek
>>218503690I'd get the mum and dad together in a room to have a frank discussion about it all and then put it on YouTube with my soy face plastered on the thumbnail along with the text "My father RAPED MY MOTHER!?!?!"
>>218503856It happens frequently but rarely on a national scale
>>218503856They'll have more in the future dw
>>218503796All Africans
>>218503796Where did they poll, Lewisham?
https://youtu.be/_2eTNxPxXRc
it's a new day!
>>218503796I know a load of zoomers who converted, they don't go for standard Anglican churches though, normally other denominations or variants like Evangelical Anglican which have younger communities rather than a load of old codgers.
>>218503815Kimchi, a fermented cabbage, tastes like noodles? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
gonna queue up a borrowed uma run and smoke weed and go to bed because ive done everything that I had to do (except uma game) today
>>218503856i didn't go anywhere before of after the 'vid
>>218503962>Evangelical Anglicanwhat like that gay american happy clappy shit?
holy shitt we have 5 daily borrows again
thinking about it now there were probably similar lockdowns during WW2 but I dunno
Damn.
>>218503997Nah more like Anglicans but more conservative and focus more on trying to convert people or justify faith, also singing contemporary songs and less liturgy. Gay happy clappy denominations are ones like Pentecostals and Baptists (most black people in the UK are the latter).
I've actually met Rob Ager irl. AMA
>>218504039just fuck her, rorke for her: you are settle-down woman and your worth is rapidly decreasing
Get the Jesus believed inGet the prayers said
How do you cope with this
>>218504039a rough 34
>>218504039Bait account, she's 49 not 34
>>218504060Fuck off, rabbi
>>218504064Dorsia?
>>218504064another reason why fornication should be discouraged
rorke eating egg on toast
>>218504064just fuck her and be done with it. Why should I care about a woman's happiness?
>>218504067
>Fuck off, Rabbi
sneakin' through the alley with sally
>>218504049>focus more on trying to convert peopleExplains why I had a group of black zoomoids approach me after the pub and ask to pray together
>>218504088JUST
>>218504064Be better than all of them or make her aware that she absolutely can't do better than you. When wife has joked about leaving me for someone better I've joked back that she can't do better than me. Given the circumstances she can't get mad but she can get nervous.
tried dating apps and matched with a girl who was nice but then we had a video chat and oh god she couldn't have been more disappointed with me
>>21850403934 going on 54
>>218504077Nobody goes there any more.
>>218504124Zesty!
>>218504088Bet she's good at sucking cock
i'm only 36 i'm still young
tried dating apps and got 0 girl matches and 99+ male matches
>>218504119I tried one once but when a girl messaged me I got too nervous and deleted the app
>>218504119I would never do a video chat, the camera would make you look like an arse
>>218504119Video calls are gay asf always favour irl interactions
Had a yoot film me a little while ago, walking dog in the park and I can see his little mate further up filming. He yells to get my attention and then does a weird little dance, I just give him a thumbs up and keep walking. Could have been worse, that sort of content isn't going to get hits on tickie tockies.
>>218504119She probably expected you to have had last had a shave before the call
need to do stuff but can't be arsed
>>218504124cute cat
faustian
I dont need dating apps I need to know her first and last name to go find her socials and profile pictures like a pervert
it hurts
>>218504154>>218504152Most women won't meet without a video call these days because tiktok has convinced them that they are always at risk of being raped and killed
If you look at the universe it’s clear there’s a designer. The odds of the universe forming, sustaining itself, planets and humans for 14 billion years straight is so low it’s comical. Never mind why consciousness persists for 80 years despite the fact it should just decay into entropy within a second. So if you admit there is a creator, and you have been gifted with life, you have to admit that you destroy parts of creation. You err, cause harm, destroy harmony. All humans do. Therefore it follows that humans, due to their impurity, cannot return to the creator after death. Something must be atoned for. Then you realise there’s a world religion that deals with exactly this that has outlasted nearly everything else and where fearful friends turned into fearless preachers happy to die for what they have seen, that he rose from the dead.
>>218504139would've made a mint as a woofter in my late teens early 20s
>>218504191I've got a poo in my bum
>>218504055>just fuck her, rorke
>>218504191anthropic principle mong
>>218504164no one cares - these posts dont get replies, and fuck off normie, posting this shit that youre just waiting to get up and do but only after posting it to a bunch of sad people who actually cant
>>218504184...by me
>>218504164i'm stuff
watched Instagram reels for 6 hours today
https://deadline.com/2026/01/fallout-reality-series-amazon-1236683771/Anyone up for drinking irradiated water and seeing how long it takes to shit yourself to death?
>>218504232thought you lot banned it
Apparently yanks consider eggs a luxury food because they're $5 for a dozen
non-conscious cucknadian
>>218504230no hair = don’t care you know what I mean boys hahaha
>>218504214so far it seems that the universe is indeed fine tuned for humans
>>218504239Ehrmm actually you're more likely to die from heavy metal poisoning
>>218504174Jeet posting for £0.003 per post images with: white woman; condom; black people you are both like this
>>218504256>$5 a dozen I wish. Maybe if you buy crap ones from Walmart
>no one cares - these posts dont get repliesgot 2 already aha
>>218504268not an argument
>>218504292To be fair you haven't put forward an argument either
>>218504164Get on the video games lad x
my shitting Android phone which gets to 99% battery on charge and then spams the charging screen is down from 96% to 88%
Jeet means victory
wouldn't say no to a wank
>>218504223idk if I should have put the labor logo on top of the insoc logo since OSA was across the board and I hate torries . Oh well it's done now. I still have the template anyway
>>218504304the universe is a mechanistic system and consciousness is an electrical hallucination to him. fish doesn’t know he’s in a fish tank.
please dear lord forgive me i learned my lesson
>>218504313victory back in India now that all your brothers and sisters got kicked out of America
>>218504268aliens exist though
>>218504313she's peng
>>218504344do they?
>>218504344look mate rorke's not an alien, he just looks like that
>>218504364SCREAMING
just found out scott adams died lads
>>218504304anthropic principle
pizza today i reckon. NOT a kizza
Reckon I might have nerve damage in my finger
>>218504184I managed to get a date off Hinge the other year, I had the most success by asking the girl for one quickly as the longer you talk on the app the less they're interested. She wouldn't give me her number though, we just communicated over Hinge. Date went well, spoke a bit afterwards and then was ghosted.
>>218504374Not an argument
>>218503454Why would anyone dig straight trenches?
>>218504313why are you bothering us Yankpreet?
ayyy i’m posting on /brit/ ova here breakin some bolls
meltdown
>>218504383why, is it constantly itchy?
>>218504387
more evidence aliens exist than there is of god
>>218503586Found this to be true
>>218504427No I got bit by a dog and although the wound is healed over it still feels weird inside. My fault really, I did put my hand inside the mouth of a dog that was biting another dog.
>>218503935*smells her hair *
>>218504435if you’re thinking of “God” as some big bearded bloke in the clouds then yeah
>>218504435>gets immediately btfo by a wildfire
>>218504435spooky
>>218504435how so?
women need to be punched
glod
>>218504456>I got bitFOY
>>218504456How long ago was it?
>>218504466i like to think he isa proper sound bloke who can put away some pints
>>218504505The big pintman in the sky
>>218504373Just reading Scott Alexander's uh...tribute to him? Not sure yet
>>218504495About 3 weeks.
>>218504505Imagine how many pints God will have for you in heaven
Mad that our grandchildren will speak Hindi. Always figured it would be Mandarin.
Need leftypol and his mates out of business
Didn’t he try to cure his cancer with ivermectin or some shit like that?This is why you don’t listen to Rorkescience kek
>>218504487How come this cunt >>218504536 is allowed to post?
>>218504456maybe it's all in your head
>>218504467>wildfireproxy off cletus
i grew a tentacle
not jerking off and going to bed because kids started playing outside
Ending the work week with a nice long POO
>>218504077Cant get a table
DIIIEEEEGOOOODIEEEE-EE-EE-GOOFRIDAY COME AND HE HOME ALONE
>>218504561No lad it's in my finger like I said
>>218504555He doesn't know better
dadberg walked in on me laying an egg
>>218504580me going home today (its Friday)
>>218504598Good post this
>>218504580Come little deegy man, argue bout religion
>Starmer poised to ban under-16s from social media>Prime Minister drops opposition to Australian-style age restrictions and wants further protections for children online
identical twins sex
>>218504616>>218504580psc
>>218504184Bizarre. Never had that issue. Must be a yookay thing
>>218504673well you're all catholic aren't you and rape and murder's a sin and that
>>218504638LOL
90% of women in Yorkshire are deannette retards north west women way better for some reason
>>218504626>Give 16 year-olds the vote>She's only 15 years and 364 days old she can't go on Instagram you sick freak
>>218504651Would be nice wouldn't it. Think it's a longshot though.
why do i have to do cia recruitment psychological tests just to make a post
mousenonce killed /brit/
>>218504690They really aren't
>>218504651Makes me seethe that some people out there have done this
>>218504716Because you're the only that can save us! All these video games have just been a test. Just one more captcha and you'll be ready to command the armies of earth against the alien threat.
>>218504690>north west women wayWhat like Cumbria and that?Barrow-in-furness women?
>>218504704we seriously need to destroy every woman alive
>>218504690need me some Hull puss
can't wait for Mousecunt to spam his dire dire stream of a Jap mobile game yet again
next 4chan captcha be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvwVJ3zhARY
>>218504754Except my mum
nephew taught me a new word today ‘lowkenuinely’
Mad how many gimmicks we thought were mousenonce but it turned out to be someone else. For example the pocket monster of the day poster
niggas are sleeping on the frankish empire
>Get to have sex with two women>Yes I'd like them to look exactly the same please
>>218504788all me
>>218504690Maybe in the Bradford/Leeds duopoly of hell
struggling to upload my kompromat for the new leverage-based captcha, anyone know if posting a webm of me twerking would count?
>>218504780lowkirk ong
>>218504798real
>>218504788that was obvious from the start mong
I am full of heavy metalsI am a heavy metal man
my pedophile uncle keeps poking me on words with friends
cant believe mousey is English
>>218504798>better divide this up unequallu between my sons, you'll all get along right?What was he thinking
>>218504823Well he was obsessed with Pokemon go at the same time so
>>218504788no proof they weren't himsome fat Northerner saying otherwise is not proof as they're all snake dolespongers
mother and daughter sex
>>218504837hadn’t invented primogeniture yetand he probably thought the brothers would get jealous and start a civil war. and you can never divide up land perfectly to satisfy everyone. nonetheless the foundations for western civilization had been born and the carolingian renaissance was underway so it didn’t really matter
She wants a man from Hyderabad
Pretending i find a girl funny because i want to shag her or atleast get some pictures of her
>>218504859just not on is it?
it's on for free and it's lush
>>218504875>carolingian renaissanceAll thanks to a yorkshireman
>>218504875>hadn’t invented primogeniture yetbro thinks CK3 is real history skull skull skull
another day in my dogshit life
Yeah fuck it, taking dogberg out while it's still light. FUCK YOU SHEKELSTEIN AND YOUR 3% ANNUAL INCREASE
>>218504909yorkshiremen lived in hovels before the irish taught them how to read and the light of christ
Will you be watchiing?
they don't sleep anymore on the beach
>>218504941never found these cunts funny
Why aren't you in a political group that seeks to defend English rights?
>>218504938Ahistorical claptrap
arranged a cheeky bit of wanky sucky shenanigans with a lad for tomorrow
>>218504959It's illegal mate
>>218504883now reply to yourself feigning interest in your boring blog you worthless incelhurry up
>>218504959Don't want to be arrested for wrongthink crimes
>>218504941Billions of mums across the country are getting moist at the thought
>>218504980Already got a seething (you) thanks hun x
got the window open to air out the bedroom but it's cold
>>218504962it’s truecrown propoganda doesn’t teach you the real history mate
>>218504955when I was very small, I even got lost at Coney Island, but they found me.
>>218504941>watching a podcastthis needs to stop it should be an audio medium i listen to podcasts while i drive or cook or what have you, i don't put a podcast on to sit down and watch some cunts speak. that is called 'telly'.
>>218504985Wonder if they realise how dystopian it all is or if they still think they're the good guys
>>218504875>hadn’t invented primogeniture yetit was already there but Louis chose to go with frankish tradition instead of imperial
get the cocks destroyed
Need everyone enslaved by Palantir and living in pods pronto
>>218505008Dont think people learn about the christianisation of England or charlamagne in school
Getting arrested by the constables for liking a post
Odds I go to MaltaEvens I don't do that
wanking a cock off with my arsehole
>>218505002bodied that cunt
mum cooked absolute fucking slop again I really was fucking cursed with a mother who can't cook for shit and also can't see shit
my willy reeks of banana cheese and dead shrimp
>>218504941It'll probably be boring saturated slopBet they'll have guests like Michael McIntyre or Stephen Mulhern
just remembered the time i imported a jav dvd
>>218505094what did she make
>>218505125beans on toast
just seen a fit mum
>>218505115reminds me of the time I bought a rubber fanny off lovehoney, raped it five times a day over a long weekend and then dumped it in the woods near my house
hang onwhere's Diego
Right well that's a man in his underpants
>>218505125Beans on blin
>>218505168flag checks out
>>218505072was having a laugh innit no need to ruin it hope you’re ashamed of yourself
How do we decrease housing prices?
>>218505202fewer wogs
>>218505125Full russianOne uncooked sausage, two pieces of stale moldy rye bread and a bottle of vodka.
>>218505202I've got an idea but I'm not allowed to say it
>>218505202kick the fuckers out
when i was a little boyat the age of 5had somethin in my pocketkeeps a lot of folks alive
>>218505202er make the billionaires build houses... or something
>>218505202Rent controls? Dont greens want to abolish private rentals.
Currently flirting with Molli - ryanair chat bot
>>218505238lmao
got my next escort visit booked for Sunday 25th lads :)
>>218504959>>218504985i bet the people making this knew exactly what they were doing
get the fat birds posted in the new
>>218505318
Saving my post for the new
>>218505357>>218505357>>218505357>>218505357
