fish and chips edition
>>218507968
Made the mistake of listening to https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-findLet's just say I can see why Trump is going to start WW3 to cover this up, if true
Pierre over here confused as to why Patrick O’Connell is considered British but not Ungolomontonnuuumammaanugumbanumbasumbalalala al BinBadopalana *clicking noises* Munamamamaunalu isn’t
>>218508080sc
star trek: the next generation
>>218508108need to suck her penis
>>218508108CORRRRRR
finding it increasingly more and more painful and uncomfortable to sit at a desk these daysmy back and legs just cant take it any more, feels like my entire lower body is in prison just locked in that positionlegs and feet start going numb and then tinglingalmost lose balance and get dizzy standingback is on fireshouldes permanently stuff and hunched forwardi hate this torturefuck big chair and big desk industryi want to break free
Really going to need leftypol to decide whether he thinks Trump is gay or a womaniser
>>218508156>It can't possibly be both
>>218508156leftypol doesn't think
>>218508156rapists don't care who they rape
>>218507968That's fish and crisps though
>>218508030>if trueyeah probably isn't is it
>>218508154How about a standing desk? Do you do walk breaks?
beating my spikeypoo and seeing a fraction of my beautiful reflection in his tears
Weird how rorke is pro-pedo these days. I thought rorke was intothe whole pizzagate thing?
>>2185079574chan isn't in compliance with the UK's Online Safety Act. Ofcom fined 4chan. 4chan won't pay and is suing Ofcom in US courts. Ofcom has expanded their investigation into 4chan for hosting porn or somethingI think that's where we're at now
we at /brit/ send our support to ICE agents keep up the good fight!
>>218508080Ungolomontonnuuumammaanugumbanumbasumbalalala al BinBadopalana *clicking noises* Munamamamaunalu is as British as you or me mate. #kickitoit
>>218508185Leftypol wants ordinary people to have rights so that we can't be trampled upon by billionaires. Rorke wants billionaires to be able to trample over everybody
Any happenings on the cards?
Might post the opposite of the truth
>>218508237might have a wank later and play some zelda
>>218508220shut the fuck up leftypol if you didnt have rights you would be better off
>>218508220>Trample over = not pay for you to do nothing>Have rights = have the government steal their money for you
>>218508237Off to the pub later
>>218508237
>>218508116teaearl greyhot
*makes bear noises*
>>218508237nap happening shortly x
>>218508209Maga put nappies on their heads in solidarity with trump's magically healing ear assassination. If trump tells them pedos are ok then maga will support pedos
yanks are like yeah this pizza over here i'm going to call a pie despite having zero resemblance to a pie
they're trying to cancel julio iglesias
>>218508237Ordered a chinky. Due in 15 mins>>218508304
Leftypol just openly espousing conspiracy theories now
>>218508220leftypol completely oblivious to the fact that he's a useful idiot for leftist billionairesleftypol cheering on government lockdowns over a chinese fluleftypol rioting in the streets in support of illegal aliens and muslims
>>218508322once upon a time watergate was a conspiracy theory
>>218508321didnt ask fat dolescum
>>218508322Rorke would never!
>leftist billionaires
Right lads it's Friday night I might give this a miss and watch a film or something
self harm in the old
>>218508339this posts reminds me of angela whites tits
my local chinky does chinese, fish and chips and indian talk about catering for everyone
Rorke dropping the pizzagate conspiracy when it turns out Trump was head honcho
>>218508354what film?
ziedy is doing his adverts in the old
is Buffy the Vampire Slayer any good? The girl I'm seeing likes it
>>218508304yanks are like my name's gram i'm going to look in a meer
What's picky tea?
leftypol pretending rorke is a yank for some reason
>>218508354you won't4chan is your social media platformyou think we're your friends LOL!
>>218508376it is good yeahbut there's a lot of skippable eps
>>218508339Reckon the government might have gone out over their skis
>>218508368there's a dodgy massage place above my local chink emporium always wanted to go for a massive oily wank then call in for some chicken balls and sweet and sour sauce downstairs after
Yanks be like "we need the 2nd ammendedment to protect against a tyrannical government" then goes silent when the tyrannical government takes over. Turns out the 2nd ammendedment is just an excuse to murder school children lol
>>218508376did you not see at least one episode growing up?
When I think of the British I think of: WettingherpantiesSkymouse ProductionsPatches PlaceRebekah Dee
Daft bint in the chippy gave me the wrong order. Asked for 2 haddock and chips and she's given me 2 haggis and chips. ffs. Still getting scranned since I can't be arsed driving all the way back
>>218508409yank children deserve it tbf
>>218508376I've only watched one episode and it's the one where her mum dies. sorry for spoilers
>>218508316Men are being cancelled now just for being straight up adult heterosexual men
>>218507968the proper way to eat a filet o fish is to order one without any cheese there's a reason they only give you half a slice
>>218508433burns night soon
Rebekah Deez nuts
>>218508435Fair
London seems grim
>2nd ammendedment
>>218508409Euroscum need to make to their minds if they want us disarmed or mass murdering
>>218508457true
>>218508464can't stand these cunts
>>218508445>there's a reason they only give you half a sliceYeahProfit margins
>>218508412I was always aware of it but never watched it
yanks being told what to do at gun point by men whose favourite band is limp bizkit
>>218508493LET'S GIVE IT A GO
>>218508339They made facesitting porn illegal back in 2014
>>218508118How do I join?
leftypol is upset
Reckon it's probably not healthy to obsess over a politician on the other side of the world
time to talk about black mens penises for 6 hours then pass out in a gin-coma
Get the Uma game streamed
With his wildly successful video game streams, Mousey is the DSP of /brit/
Feeling depressed, might have a drink
U know what...You order a fish filet. If you want more cheese, it costs extra.However removing a slice (asking for no cheese) doesn't reduce the price.Pure business genius
>>218508565stay hydrated
The escort I've been seeing loves sitting on my face
K-K-K-KINO ALERT
>>218508565i feel okay but i might have a decaf coffee and baileys for a laugh
got alan parsons on
Israeli women
mi look
>>218508589How much is she for an hr lad x
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
>>218508615Spicy white women
>>218508626
>decaf coffee
>>218508505No they like Korn + System of a Down
this bipolar weather is raping me
>>218508656what sort of cunt thinks theres anything wrong with decaf coffee or drinks caffeinated coffee at 7pm
It techno night. Got a cheeky baggy for the first time in months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4juBtE2IpA
>>218508505yes i often tell myself what to do that is correct
British people be like:>Trump SCOTUS electoral college MSNBC Nancy Pelosi ICE George Floyd
>>218508697Not me. Carry on then
Leftypol mad that Rorke defends pedos
>>218508505chocolate starfish
Leftypol mad that Rorke won't defend brown paedos
>>218508697castrated americans ascribe masculinity to the strength of the coffee someone drinks
>>218508425yeah? that's real *yawn* interesti...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>218508727Kek this is us
Gary's only gone and ordedred a roast for breakfast the fucking madman
>>218508220Obviously not the right to disagree with you on social media, or to not be trafficked and raped by Pakistanis though eh? Not the right to object to billionaires flooding their country with millions of rapey brown men. Or the right to reject an experimental medical procedure, or leave your house, or operate a business, during a pandemic (sponsored by the billionaires at Pfizer). Not the rights of women to have their own spaces, or of kids to grow up safe from being "queered" by LGBT propaganda.But out of curiosity, what rights of yours have been trampled by billionaires lately?
darts in itv lads. its in bahrain so crowd are sober and its dead
local shell gas station which is typically a higher price because of the higher quality is now consistently lower priced than the cheap discount gas stationswhat are the british planning?
Gay sex arse !
I want the sex
when you die you just go back to 1996
>>218508808Right that leftypol hung drawn and quartered then isn't it
>>218508509just to film itthe porn itself is fine I think
>>218508827!!
:p
>>218508812I cannot fathom being a Bahraini and giving a flying fuck about dartsIs this just another example of the gulf looking at Europe having something and trying to imitate it? I remember Qatar hosted the Asian Cup in 2011 before they went all in on sports washing and the attendances were near 0. Arabs don't care about sport at all.
Still pretending to do dry january on here. I bet some of you actually fell for it.
>>218508808Well thats him taken out back and fucked roughly
>>218508877cor puffy pussy
leftypol believing people need to drink water to survive because the government says sororke knowing that if 30 people stopped drinking water then 29 people would be better off and only 1 would die
>>218508808>what rights of yours have been trampled by billionaires latelyMaybe the ones you just mentioned? Dumb Rorke
>>218508798gary does my head in
>>218508899err
Going to get absolutely rat arsed tonight for a laugh
i come here to learn about british culture and all i read are posts about american politics and see pictures of faggot men pretending to be women
God I hate this fucking BITCH
>>218508883she is 'ummy'
if someone says they don't like mushrooms I immediately assume they're unintelligent
>I just want people to be kind and compassionate and have basic rights, that's all... What? Charlie Kirk was shot dead in front of his kids for being mildly conservative? That's fucking brilliant!!
>>218508941i just don't eat fungus haha
>>218508933Jessie would get it firstJade would get it secondRoxy with makeup would get it third
>>218508941got a few shiitakes in the fridge
you have the right to some schizo meds
why did every normie suddenly turn into 2016mong
>>218508947He really is like this
>>218508965how do they compare with chestnut and standard white button shrooms?
>>218508935
>>218508989they're kind of more mushroomy
>>218508997bum built for my bwc
rorke pretending to not understand social contracts
>>218508997any of her arsehole?
Don't care about leftypol Don't care about rorkeNot while I'm in /brit/If I want leftypol and Rorke I'd go to /pol/Shut the fuck up and shit post about something else
Poo
rorke wiping his arse standing up
do british womena ctually look like this?
>>218509000>Leftypol doesn't seriously think it's brilliant.why does he just lie
>>218508628£200
>>218509026Link your high-quality on-topic posts in this thread or fuck right off
Please post the Sydney Sweeney webmPapa needs wankies
4chan went a bit slow there for a minute, OSA incoming
>>218508883>those eyesgrim
>>218509000Executions without a trial? No he didn't say that did he? And he didn't say murders were good, did he? Lefties said those were good things after he was killed.
might become gaymight not
>>218508899*sniggers*
Hanging a Sir Keir Starmer flag from my window
I'm a 35 year old femboy
is the other lad who sees escorts in here?I messaged her this morning and she responded fairly quickly, got the next meeting booked for Sunday 25th
are you more of a supra man or a gtr man?
>>218509026>leftypol trying to shut down a political discussion he started because he's getting annihilated
70 year old twink fembot
Don't understand that tiktok account of some American sweetshop in LiverpoolCan someone please enlighten me
might become straight
poo
>>218509038I wish
>>218509134More of an 80s Merc man
leftypol demanding that white people be held accountable for perceived evils committed hundreds of years agoleftypol demanding that nonwhite people not be held accountable for real crimes committed today
>>218509185latin american dictator tier car
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimsby,_Illinois
boring yank bastard getting shot by the mcdonald's militia
>Canada Breaks With U.S. to Slash Tariffs on Some Chinese Electric Vehicles
might save up for a motorbikewould love zipping around everywhere wahey
Binley Mega Chippy
>>218509199by "white people" do you mean the government? then yeah
>>218509255i'm planning to learn how to ride a motorbike this yearhave you done the CBT course?
>>218509255why not get a bicycle
>>218509248>Be china>Do nothing>WinMight move there
watching the clock
>>218509255Surgeons have a nickname for motorcyclists: Donors
leftypol checking his closest and under his bed for the evil billionairesrorke checking over his shoulder to make sure he isn't assaulted by an imported brownoid
>>218509275modi quaking
mental how mainstream tatecore is now
>>218509275just not a real facebook post though is it
going to go for a nice long walk tomorrow morning and then i'm going to relax all afternoon and make some nice tea and perhaps have a bottle of wine
>>218507968I wish to put my hot steaming meat between fluffy britisher buns
>>218509294is some random mental yank pastor "mainstream"
>>218509294foy
>>218509294>tatecorehe didn't invent it
crown lager£2.29 for 4
>>218509314
>>218509294all grifters lad, appealing to sexless men is big business
>>218509328Apparently random podcaster Kirk was mainstream so yeah
>>2185093282.3k likes dude!!!!
>>218509271didn't know you needed to
>>218509363no one knew who he was before he was killed
Gays are mentally ill freaks who ought to hang
>>218509363He wasn’t a random podcaster he was a major conservative talking head with a live show that went out in public to debate people for like 10 years and everyone knew his name here especially if they went to university
>>218509380is hasbara admitting this now?
>>218508884they dont. the whole crowd is white people mostly brits by the look of it.
>>218509403>with a live showany cunt can open a YouTube account anon
>>218509384hang out together and have chill gay friend time
>>218509134
>>218508912
>>218509344 recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
tired out now
Does your catberg let you touch his/her paws? My catberg likes me massaging his paws and squishing his toes
>>218509456poo roar
>>218509294That attitude towards women has been mainstream amongst Muslims for centuries but when one Christian bloke says it, suddenly Christians are being scary and weird.>>218509380Fingers crossed nobody fact checks this statement eh?
>>218509487there's no let about itshe's a 1 foot cati'm a six foot humani touch her when and where i like
>>218509492gay ahhh meme but its all i could picture when he kept shifting the ratio
It's mad how much power Jews have on our political class
>>218509509Keir, investigate this anon
>>218509508>Fingers crossed nobody fact checks this statement eh?0% of the british population had ever heard of him before he died FACT
In America we're all gay and love big swinging cocks and heavy balls.
>>218509529I'll never understand how this became such a massive deal
>>218509487No he fucking hates it. Loves a good ear rub though
>>218509401Need her posting cosplays from anime cons again
For me it's sargon
>>218509541>moves the goalposts >still blatantly wrong
for me it's gay poo peng porn
>>218509456screaming
nth for the baddiedem
>>218509605i haven't moved the goalposts i'm just not a yankified freak who assume i was talking about fucking yanks in brit
washing machines live longer with sargon!
>>218509628me overseeing the oranges
Paki-Hindu civil war in Britain when?
No twitch streams any morethe abuse is affect my mentality
MY CHINESE IS 5 MINUTES LATE
im the American who says gay people should hang but i also jerk to tranny porn and wear my mother's knickers
>>218509666good. fuck off
what the fuck is wrong with boomers
>>218509630You were talking about Charlie Kirk. Where was he from again?
Good afternoon. I am happy. I am healthy. I am a human being.
>>218509572They couldn't just cop the bad PR so they destroyed a man's career as well
>>218509693i have no idea i know nothing about other than he fucking diedlike everyone else
johnny dang sex arse
>>218509708What do you know about being a man or having a career?
>>218509680The Prince of Peace. Gotta love zognald glumpf
>>218509134Supra mogs
>>218509680Lead poisoning
>>218509708do i care about some career police getting sacked? i do not
>>218509680Nothing, she gave her good goy award to the goodest goy of the year is all
>>218509445corrrrrrr
where's Diego
>>218509729My money is on the Algerians, easily
>>218509134*enters*
leftypol thinks men can be women and that borders don't existbased on these facts alone, anything that leftypol says should be ignored as the rantings of a madman
horse
>>218509680has his face been edited
>>218509749what did she even do anyway? i legit never heard of her until the prize
>>218509680 >Venezuelan opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado previously expressed strong support for ‘Israel’ and indicated that she aimed to strengthen diplomatic relations if she were to assume power.>In comments to foreign media, Machado said she would move Venezuela’s embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, signaling a symbolic shift and stronger alignment with ‘Israel’ compared with previous Venezuelan governments.
>>218509769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTxKyhntay4
>>218509785She lost an election to an anti-zionist and praised Israel
>>218509787>>218509828oh... it always goes back to israel doesn't it
If Iran falls then we're looking at Total ZOG Victory
Tommy bender robinson lol
>>218509714so why did you bring up yankification out of nowhere?
>>218509787American media only prints pictures of Machado smiling, looking friendly, literally using one of the oldest propaganda techniques to promote a puppet by using flattering photography.
>>218509814mad how those people are actually in power surely this can't go on much longer
>>218509437Aired on a cable network…
The Mousecord is abuzz
worse than any sort of yankpolitics obsession is the encroachment of the blanket jew/paki dichotomy you're either a good goy / jew or a brown shit-coloured muslim apparentlyhow about they all just get fucked
>>218509903>surely this can't go on much longerWhy, what are you going to do about it? You don't even leave 4chan let alone your bedroom.
don't care as long as they don't take away my video games
>>218509899The Orange already said he’s not putting her in they’re just gonna loom missiles over the Venezuelans to make them do what he wants
>>218509899Makes me sick what we're doing, toppling governments, stealing land and entire countries while we paint ourselves as the morally righteous accusers damning Russia or China. Over expansionism and war deleted the British empire, and the same fate will befall the US empire.
>>218509963you know nothing about me
get all nervous listening to talk radio stations when they're coming up to the hour and someone is still rabbiting on
shut uplittle gay faggot slave
>Lonely mother who killed her severely-disabled daughter, eight, and herself left goodbye note saying 'I love her truly, that's why I have taken her with me'
>>218509986you voted for this tho
>>218510015
Fucking sick of it
right well that's just really sad isn't it
Get Uma game streamed
>>218510029is that heartbreaking or is it perhaps monstrous and incredibly selfish
Mad to think how all this could have been avoided had Britain accepted Hitler's pact offer. Britain and Germany would rule the world instead of the USA.
I'm a Northerner but I say darnce and larf to sound clever
FUCKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOI SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF DIEGO DAY
ypipo really leave their babies with dindus named Loudemia
Don's dementia: in his by now, cottage-cheese filled brain, brown immigrants bad, mass deportations good. He also still desperately needs to be popular, and listened to. When what he says doesn't direct the mob, he changes his tune to try to stay in front. Except he's getting too senile to read the room, and his prejudices aren't matching with reality: people aren't used to seeing white moms shot in the face for dissent. His dementia makes him want things that just aren't possible.
>>218509986Personally I love it One man trying to start history up again
>>218509628She cooking up dem eggs bruv
>>218510114morning mate
>>218510097to be fair half castes do seem to be better than us in every way
>>218510125>americans>ypipo
the gyaldem
>>218510141evening
>>218510151back right blonde would get it
>>218510151>>218510205It’s front right blonde for me
>>218510114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eztqePWUwY
CWCki but covering Mousey and his outbursts instead
>>218510114He hasn’t been on
NEW>>218510243>>218510243>>218510243
>>218510151For me it’s none of them because I have self respect
>>218510151dibs on bottom left slampig
>>218509986I don't think taking Greenland is going to collapse the American imperial empire. It puts Drump in the history books to add another state with a huge landmass ripe for exploitation.
>>218510151would you live in that house if it meant you had to have sex with two of them a day (selected at random) and there was at least one of them in whatever room you were in at all times? But they do all the housework and stuff, you can do whatever you want except ignore them or refuse sex (2+ times a day)?I think I'd turn that down to be honest. Too much drama
>>218510149Hi Taekwon Guangzhou Willowsby
