post-apocalypse edish
kurva anyátok
The watch
so here we are then
>>218516702
>>218516720this appears to be it
>>218516749Is Alan Partridge accessible to yanks? Literally never seen one mention it
>>218516790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI
>>218516790only know him cause of /brit/
>>218516790Yanks would probably hate it
Thomas Sowell argues that everything that is bad about the urban Black culture draws heavily from the cracker / redneck culture brought to the American South by the English settlers from the Norf
>>218516836the real truth nuke is that almost every aspect of african american culture is just scottish culture
>>218516836didnt read
>>218516836Not my East Anglian ass getting the blame again
napper :<
learning to draw but can't actually do a circle or a equilateral triangle, or indeed a squareshould've started in my teens instead of playing video games
>>218516888what blame? he said the opposite
>>218516836Bizarre (i)logical leap
might have sex again soon. been a while
>>218516893ktim
>>218516893If you cant draw basic shapes i dint think vidya is to blame
>>218516790I think it has too much nuanced British humour and references to be fully enjoyable for yanks
>>218516939Who's the lucky guy?
>>218516939Uncle popping round for a visit is he?
oh lawdy my, bumhole's gon' fart,oh lawdy my, bumhole's gon' fart,don't nobody know my bumhole but god,don't nobody know my bumhole but god
watching lotr clips and crying
>>218516890cute dog
say her fucking name
I’M BURSTING FOR A PISSI’M BURSTING FOR A SHIT!
>>218517011Honey?
me mum died in the ice prolly
>>218517048RIP Facey Mcblownoff
>>218517048>say her namereserved for black women ONLY now fuck off yt
>>218516966course it isgot shellshock from CoD and it mucks with me mental elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93sH82h6SBI
>>218517048dead retardI've never deliberately parked my car perpendicularly across a road to block traffic and I've never been shot in the headfunny that
I mean being honest with ourselves we all thought she was fit
>>218516987Know a couple yanks that love Peep Show though
>>218516790That's Steve Coogan you moron, lol lel
>>218517062'get a runny bumcrack, sometimesi wanna wipe that jack, sometimesi get a pump in my ants sometimesi go and poo a shit, sometimes
>>218517048Looks Russian. Koppa Runova
>>218517113Screaming
>>218517113>>218517121lump in my pants*rushed because i saw your post less-than-instantly and wanted to show off speed
>>218517100You've also never fought for anything in your life.
>>218516790It’s pretty funny but the laugh track or whatever it is really takes a way from it imoAs the show doesn’t really seem paced for it I’m talking about I’m Alan Partridge btw
Getting my arse clapped
>>218517160Laugh tracks are awful
>>218517151yeah neither did she innit she got shot over people that won't even say her name
>>218517151Meltdown
i love bladee
the same peole that said roblox is shit are now joining the party for robloxbut wait, if you hated roblox how are you gonna love roblox now?it's COMPLETE hypocrisywe alive in a doomed world
>>218517160Did you like the bit with Simon Pegg?
>>218517160>>218517174Mid Morning Matters is the best Alan Partridge show, it doesn't have a laugh track
>>218517197Don’t remember itHaven’t seen it in a pretty long time
>>218517186that nasally mong that whines in autotune?
>>218517178>>218517181Mad projections here
>>218517207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fh6EUQ41JU
>>>/wsg/6071469
>>218517189Is this guy still going
>>218517211yeahnot many other bladees is there
This “rough and tumble” style of fighting was also popular in thesouthern highlands of Scotland, where grabbing an opponent’s testiclesand attempting to castrate him by hand was also an accepted practice.31Scottish highlanders were, in centuries past, part of the “Celtic fringe” or“north Britons,” outside the orbit of English culture, not only as it existedin England but also in the Scottish lowlands.
>>218517234*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>>218517200Great banter it really is.
>>218517244they're entertaining propaganda if you get what he's doing but idk what the other 900k mongs per vid are thinking. must be getting very very angry
miss him i do
*points gun at crotch*NOBODY MOVE OR SHOOT MY FUCKING COCK OFF
>>218517105pretty sure any man on the planet would say she was fit
rock and roll is scottishfried chicken is scottish
>>218517285*scratches my nose*
>>218517285asdfmovie vibes
>>218516664All the 28 Days Later sequels are awful, they're not any worse than Train To Busan or World War Z, but by God, did you have to involve Ralph Fiennes knowing he's deranged from hair loss?!?
>>218517280More into richard the fourth. Doesn't grift yet
>>218517273What is slang for meth down undie?
>>218517285alright i will neither more, nor shoot your cock off, given your clear instructions
>>218517255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lu-4zsaHjA
got the bub games on
*glides effortlessly into the thread *
stopped drinking can't even be arsed getting blackout drunk anymore what's the point
I HATE BEING A MANLET I HATE BEING A MANLET I HATE BEING A MANLET
>>218517354umm xx
>>218517337pjw was always in the grift he was with alex jones in like early 2010s already. just have to take his vids as yes about true things but also presented in such a way as to slyly make your reaction worse through supposed comedy. idk how to put iti like richard the fourth but he's fucking boorin which is kind of the roblem lol. and morgoth. agree withe everything they say but it wont have the impact needed so they might as well just be writing it on paper then burning it. pjw does more for the right than either of them
I wanna be honest I don't see a point in why people think things will change I remember telling someone that honestly uk and America are both equally doomed
>>218517381try 2CB
>>218517376still cant decide if he was trying to do a little spin move or if he was trying to stop
>>218517412because it's people who are dooming us and those people can be replaced with enough mass will
right so the other um poster is also the other one that likes bladeewhat's wrong with bladee fans
>>218517412probably because its more pointless to believe things wont change and wallow in dispair like a sad little man (you)
>>218517443there are multiple um posters
>>218517443he's an elusive little cutieI want to bite him
>>218517420>spin movefoy
>>218517463Looks like mozza
i think he was in the stream yesterday too
>>218517472UM x
>>218517416where do I buy that
>>218517498s
Taken a liquid dump all over my chud sons homework
>>218517463alri what part of whoville you from then? haha
>>218517488evil web
>>218517461i think you know the specific one i want to get my hands on
>>218517512
>>218517520UM is it me
Once upon a time I was watching Partridge and dropping his lines into casual conversation so much I started finding myself talking a bit like him and had to stop watching it.
*destroys the white race*
>>218517463Gays are so fucking mentally ill
>>218517083
>>218517540ktim but with frasier
got to catch a train in 11 hours
>>218517538
>>218517585UM
uhhh
>>218517591UM UM UM Xxx
>>218517540Fascinating creatures..
>218517591>218517603adult men btw
>>218517565
>>218517613im 46
>>218517613your a hater !!!
so the clock struck midnight and now the thread is swarming with umchickens
>>218517637um hi
>>218517578like what
>>218517607I definitely dropped some lines at work in my first job but think i steered clear of the ladyboys gagsStill can't listen to ABBA without reverting to type, its like those songs were written for the character.
>>218517626Young x
>>218517625me on the left
>>218517650*drops to my knees*ok you can piss now
>>218517664*gives award*
what is it with you and piss today
>>218517685got horny listening to the rain earlier :3
>>218517662UM??? Xxx
>try to make plans in the group chat>some interest>confirm tonight >*crickets*ah yes
>>218517685someone posted a really hot pissing webm yesterdayam easily influenced
I think I give off... Rockstar Vibes..
>>218517664the original post is the redditor seething that his dad and brother were in an argument and one of them took the switch and smashed it over the other's headthat's honestly so much funnier
this thread really is just the home of the raped
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w1BiWeKNlU
>>218517625i catch asian girls with white bfs looking at me all the time, maintaining eye contact tooalways the same type of lad with them
>>218517710and their +1s
>>218517699cute
>>218517710where the deer and the antelope play
+1 to my umcount
I’ve eaten shit
i am so fucking upset
>>218517699you've lost ityou need to get a shag before you start getting into scat and stuff
You are a low IQ gnome whose talents would be better suited to fishing bits of bird shit out a garden pond. Grow up.
>before
rolf harris using a didgeridoo to bounce his way out of stafford prison
what will you do when the doxxocaust comes? when your family, friends, coworkers, etc can look up every post you've ever mademight flee the country the day the news breaks desu
>>218517787That's a good one aha
Just did a poo that hurt my arsehole
>>218517768haha alri Andrew Neiman
>>218517804where will you flee to?
We simply MVST venture into The Orient...
>>218517830South East Asia
all nice and well but ultrawide be heinously bashing rn
>>218517856Odd
right well that's a muted video courtesy of Ezgif.com
>>218517856Definitely not clicking that
>>218517856why she doin that
>>218517830israel, i've got dual citizenship
>>218517699was it a tranny
me speccy
My worldview changed once I understood that A LOT of normie women would accept money for sex.I fell for the feminist meme thinking that 99% of women were proud independent girlbosses who don't need no man.I started to joke about it with some girl acquaintances and at some point got serious and I was in disbelief at how readily they would accept a bit of cash to suck dick. Even the ones with office jobs and masters degrees.I've never seen women the same ever since. Whenever I talk to a woman I always wonder what her price is.
I'm italian and proud
charles veitch sex arse
nigga name tim pringle
>>218517898biofem (bionic femtometer)
>>218517974not too interested then sorry
umbunny
Got the Phineas and Ferb on
>>218517174works for seinfeldthey only work if the jokes are actually funny
moooooom tim pringle is making a title sequence
*chases rorke*
desperately need a haircut
>>218518058Nigga that IS Rorke
>>218518058why did he chase him
>>218518088>>218518171its a muslim woman and shes saving the kids in a car that was left in neutral
>>218517924if you want a gf you just have to accept the way that women are
>>218518058wtf i was just about to post thathow did you know
are blair has finally hit the big time
>>218518193>its a muslim womanits pretty clearly darth vader
>>218516836Our folks came over from Bristol in the late 1620s and landed in New Haven CT. There were a lot of folks from Bristol and the South West of England.
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
sometimes americans just blab and blab saying the dumbest shit to try to justify something completely stupid and they're backed up by other americans and so bam, can't disagree because they outnumber their opposition without actually saying anything meaningful. not all americans. but a lot of them.
>>218518303what happened x
>>218518303same lol
>>218517607phwooooarrr
>>218518331it's what hasn't happened that's the mattermost importantly my teeth are rotting out of my skull to the point i can hardly eat food anymore oops!
>>218518331he's a cringe post ending in 3er (I'm a based post ending in 7er)
>>218516836i dont buy the whole north to south/south to north thingmy ancestors were founding stock and their birth places are mostly southern england or wales and my whole line moved from virginia or maryland to appalachia in the early/mid 1700s and were confederates and southerners ever since
>>218518357think this is what the kids are calling a brutal mogging
>>218518357you've done him tbf
>>218516836>>218518299>>218518368this isn't british culture
>>218518357played for and got, well done lad
>>218518339how's the toil
>>218518404actually is
Ate two slices of toast and now I’m horny!!
>>218518419no it isn;t
just wanked and changed the flags for a bit
>>218518428british immigrants and british diaspora are british culture. *smirks and raises an eyebrow*
>>218518423um
what is british culture?
Toilet Pisser virgins>Piss all over the fucking floor>Piss all over yourself>Piss all over the toilet>Pissy brine stinking bathroom, lovely...>Sticky floors>Angry Mrs.Sink Pisser chads>Station to wash dick after pissing>Zero splash, due to close proximity of dick to sink>Turn on sink, wash the piss away>Spray sink with Flash semi-regularly>No smell>Piss free floors and toilet>Happy Mrs.You've been lied to your whole fucking life. Toilet Pissing is a humiliation ritual designed by the Circumcised to enforce the "dirty dick" stereotype and steal your foreskin. ARISE, fellow SINK PISSERS, do not be SHAMED for taking the LOGICAL path. Stand strong, locked arm and arm with proud dicks over the sink, and rejoice, for it only makes sense!
you can't force something into being true just by repeating it enough times with gusto
>>218518466Being British is all about driving a German car to an Irish theme pub to drink Belgian beer then going home buying an Indian take-away to sit on a Swedish sofa infront of a Japanese television to watch American shows and all the while being suspicious of anything foreign.
>>218518478no but i can delude myself and thats good enough
>>218518478fiat currency proves you wrong
>>218518487Hahaha so true!!!
>>218518475What about me I shat in a urinal at my old place of work to get back at them
starmer trying to make VPNs illegal was abnormally fast, didn't even have time to move through the steps of 'it won't happen and you're deluded', 'it won't happen but if it did it would be good', 'okay it might be happening but what's the problem?', etc, it just went directly from 'it won't happen and you're deluded' to 'it's happening and it's a good thing'. what is he even trying to justify it with? how can the average person not see his only goal is to stop the flow of non-approved anything?
>>218518524please do get a grip 2016mong
>>218518475a bit insensitive to short people
>>218518534what do you mean? are you unaware he's trying to make VPNs illegal?
>>218518524liberals are currently in psychosis, our government is doing much the samethe world is changing and they're scrambling to hold onto power
>>218518413i can maybe save like 15000 per year if i don't kill myself
>>218518524>what is he even trying to justify it with?protecting the children of courseobviously, they want to completely monitor and censor speech and arrest people for wrongthink while darkies get away with everything short of murder
>>218518260Things can only get better for Gaza
>>218518565would a boyfriend make you not kill yourself
>>218518565if you save for 100 years you'll have 1.5 million !!
i'm going to marry chase infiniti
Unc tryna rizz up girls at the local community college like bro you made $800k on XRP in 2019 it's not that deep
any other people in who dont need your drugs >>218518475imagine writing this at 1am cringe
>>218518551nothing is happening, as per usual
listening to music and drinking water
>>218518647ktim
japan italy alliance is reforming
>>218518524There's no talk of outright banning VPNs (yet) just adding age verification to them because of an amendment to the OSA. It's just going to add ID checks to free ones most likely
I'm draftin' 'em outta high school straight into the pros
lol jk
right that's about £3 left on the lecky and once it's out I'm fucked. been to every paypoint in my area before they all shut around 10-11, been back and forth with the EDF getting new code after code to activate a new key, none of them working. won't even be able to activate the emergency lecky because you need a working key to do so. will simply just have to wae up tomorrow and keep dancing to the ridiculous tune until by some miracle it just works.
money buys boyfriends and energy drinks
I will bite my thumb at mousenonce, which is an excuse to him, if he bears it
what it do /brit/
>>218518716don't need to pay me ;3
Banning VPNs would be utterly moronic since the UK tech economy relies on them
Is crypto even real or do people just pay what they're willing to for it
cute ram kitten
Not sure how age verification would even work with VPNsI use a family account paid for by my yank brother-in-law so... it might not even apply to me
English rose
>>218518697women killed 35% of gen z and are gonna kill 50%+ of gen a
we both know i'm just discount cornwall
Spongeguy big bob pants ok
sick of the rat race. thinking of moving to the uk for better work/life balance.good idea?
>>218517200good opinion
>>218518757Give your ID when you sign up for an account if it's free or purchasing a subscription with a bank card
it's 2026 babyno need for monogamywe can have a polycule
That lad up there is discount Cornwall
>>218518791I wouldn't really say thatyou're quite private and mysterious
>>218518823we know basically nothing about carlybender realisticallyjust that they're constantly fucking sad and attention seeking
>>218518808my ex was poly. it was a nightmare. so much drama. it's mathematically inevitable
>>218518808Back in my day we just called it Pimps & hoes
#WhiteShariaNow #PutWomenInNiqabs
Father making hairbrained financial decisions again.
>>218518724SWISHAHOUSE
*makes eye contact with you the looks away quickly, blushing*
>>218518846DOH!!
>>2185186971 is too many
they posted their cock here like 10+ years ago
be careful lads iran is getting internet back so theres tons and tons of gore on X/Twitter being posted
wherefucking find it right fucking now
>>218518853C'mon now Sheila you know I like blondes
>>218518853
i'm a 6'6" long dick slim nigga stickin your chick
>>218518877how fucking big was it
UMUmum ᵘᵐᵘᵐumUmUM
lol thanks DM we really had to know this lmao
i'm seriousyou're good at finding shityou better find it or I swear to GOD I will end you
all this talk of dick pics reminds of billy big bollockwonder what happened to him
I love herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQSFoCi5Bw
>>218518900tabloids need to be shut down
>>218517105nah mate she's dead ugly and everybody always said it
You guys legitimately have no idea what cryptocurrency is and you have never once bothered to learn.It's not what everyone else does so it's "magic internet money" and because it's magic it's not worth your time probably.That's it.I don't like just flat out saying that some people are less intelligent than others but they'll have to stop being a walking case study of occam's razor. If you want an answer about why 99% of people do anything you should start off with the simplest explanation. There isn't much to study. It's just "I've never thought about it".
what sidehustle we doing then lads?
I HATE BEING SHORT I HATE BEING SHORT I HATE BEING SHORT IT ISNT FAIR I HATE BEING A MANLET FREAK AAAAAH
>>218518937indoor fish farming
>>218518946HAHAHAHAHA FREAK FREEEEAAAAAAKKKKK AHAHAHAHAHA
>>218518925yeah?*pretends to check weather app*
>>218518925*jumps up on a table*I know what cryptocurrency is! *everyone in /brit/ turns to face me*It's a big SCAM*everyone cheers and applauds me*
>>218518972*spins my willy in a circle*
spread 'emi'll be there in half an hour
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/52822390/#52824521
got a massive donut and its all going in my bellay
>>218518946shave your head, grow a beard, wear chainmail and carry an axe everywhere
>>218518987
>>218518987unironically bet they typed that about themselves
>>218518946The only way is to transmax, become a little cute women and then you can be chads side bitch.
>>218518983Scream!!!!
>>218518946Learn some peekaboo stylehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai8DVNb2g_U
>>218519007ay look at that bundle of sticks ahha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSQPYyzmRAThis boy, he's got a heart of gold,And gold's the most precious thingYou could ever hold, and if his heart is made of thatWhat need more be told, so give him love
sawyer and ana lucia are making out
ay yo y'all didn't tell me white people music was fire!
>>218518987hot
ill make next threadin the meantime get this to 310
>>218519080*Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lte6sEbI1mAliterally what is the point in life as a short 'man'?
can you find the picture already i'm gagging for it
>>218519080barney and friends sounding mf, y'all don't even know. belligerent pedophile. blinding bald nigga. blind my ass. got to turn the lights off he so bald.
right which spice girl are you shagging
>>218519161the black one
i need to get a laptop or i'm going to go mental
nu>>218519171>>218519171>>218519171
>>218519161they were all past it before I was born unc
>>218519175you phone post?
>>218519139it'll at best be a shitty thumbnailI'll find it though give me half an hour
