Hold up, he's actually cooking here.
I've always wanted a slavehey OP you willing?
>>218575994This is just /int/ but funded by the government.
>>218576005No, we'd be teaching you the Protestant Work Ethic so your country would start doing more than siestas and monitoring.
>>218576005If OP don't I will for that sweet sweet Portuguese bakery bread. Also, I might violently rape you if you beat me.
>>218575994Can I have a cute hapa American friend live with me?It sounds like the plot from a romance anime kek
>>218575994Fuck off youre not getting my welfare
>>218575994I'm a twink and can any euro twinks add me on this?
>>218575994>State-mandated American schizo frenYo, donny is actually thinking here
i’m a brown twink with a fat butt (yes i do squats) and i would like to be assigned a hung Mediterranean chad bf please
>>218576017ye I'll give you bread
>>218575994
>>21857599499% of the time it's going to be a gymcel and Euros are going to be stuck with some autist gibbering about proper form and how to properly feel your lats.
>pairing a short brown latino chud midget with a short skinny turko-arab salafist midget gee, what could go wrong (they’d fall in love and transition together)
>>218576126Bruh this shit is obviously not real and would never happen in a million years. It's just fun to joke about.
I am accepting fren applications.
>>218575994hot>>218576005Only if you're hung.
>>218575994Assigned bbc
We’ll personally cure their depression and they’ll still claim we don’t do enough for them.
I can't wait to make Europeans more depressed than they already are
>>218576197>Byou mean M.
>>218576231M to the B and such
>My Personal AmericanWhat does that remind me of...
>>218576037>twinks pairing upisn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>218576126>how to properly feel your lats.Hot
>>218575994One cute teenage femboy for me please.
>>218576015I see you're speaking spanish, is the replacement alteady done, mutt ?
>>218575994Do I have to pay the premium version to get assigned an american goth girl?
Hello, would you like me to be your personal American?
>>218576222
>>218576015Catholics and the orthodox statistically work harder than protties
>>218575994That would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment
>>218575994This is definitely real and NOT fake.I need an American femboy slut who will drink my cum whenever I ask.
>>218575994*ring ring ring* hello my state assigned nigga
>>218575994Got my hopes up with government mandated gf
>>218576289>Wah wah Je suis can't do ze strike ! Back to work, Frenchie!
>>218575994Will we get a reverse program where depressed Americans get Yuro frens to cheer them up?
>>218576037Would you be willing to dress up in cute girly clothes? :3
>>218575994i wanna be a cute finnish or dutch femboy's dumb americhud bf :(
>>218576277You will get a large hairy Italian-American man with a fucked-up BMI and a penchant for smacking bitches around.>>218576377You will be assigned Ray Romano.
>>218577128You will be assigned this guy.>>218577100
>>218575994Euros already have the whole nation of the US living rent free in their head.
i love europeans. who wants to own me
>>218577151kek true
I want to get assigned an english fellow so I can convince them to commit suicide
Is the American fren huwhite? You never know these days.
>>21857728040% chance
I live in an old house the idylic northern countryside and could really use a live-in state mandated american.I'll take a bro or a maid please leave your applications below.
>>218575994oh the hubris
>>218577161You have to actually manage my estate though.
>>218577365no i meant it in a psychosexual manner
Does this dumb nigga think we're fucking clowns what the fuck? He thinks I'm gonna hit the griddy for some faggot ass autistic forsen motherfucker just to make him smile like a good little goy? Old fuck is off his rocker. If they send me to Europe first thing I'm going to do is commit a murder.
>>218577377what a fucking useless niggerslave you turned out to be, mansigh... fine i guess
>>218577379>If they send me to Europe first thing I'm going to do is commit a murder.can you murder browns ?
>>218577379uh yeah? you thought goyim had rights?
>americans get free vacations in europe with a matched friend their age>the mutts revolt en masse
>>218575994you can't svffer in evropa
absolute zest fest in this thread. you lot must be from venus
>>218575994its okay Mr Trump please send us american women
>>218575994Can I have a free live in maid too.
>>218577379You don't want to be my friend?
>>218577437Yeah, what the fuck? How many of my fellow country "men" would be fine with this shit? I thought we were badass motherfuckers but a lot of you are just a bunch of fathersuckers.
>>218575994>Europeans can have their own personal Amerimutt slave?
>>218577280i’m half white is this OK ?
>>218577437what? I'm imagining my personal american as a cute petite white girl it's not gay if you don't acknowledge it
>>218575994Please be a cute female or a submissive little tranny!
>>218577379i will make you take my place you can murder as much as ou want
They'd be taking our women and our trannies; this shit is not cool Donnie please stop talking like this
>lonely yuros (wymen) get their own personal american (BBC)Hootonplanbros… we are SO BACK
>>218576015>>218576037>>218576222>>218577437>>218577456Claiming these as my personal americans
>>218577501I'd throw pocketsand in your eye, stab you in the throat, and then castrate you. Then I'll rape the twink with my mind instead of my penis, y'know, to teach him a lesson.
>>218577499>BBC export program>china can't competechad IQ move
>>218575994This is animal abuse.Average amerifat would die if he had to climb the stairs to my house a few times a day.
>>218577524or something
>>218577456id do it and let a cute euro man cum in my ass. lmao not all of us are le heckin big gymbros you stupid moron
>>218577549*or however the burger is flipped
>>218577815
>>218577673You're not american. I just took that status away from you. As far as I'm concerned, you're just an unfederated faggot.
>>218575994we need this
>>218575994Government mandated twink ?
I could never afford all the HFCS to keep an american happy and healthy
>>218577903https://files.catbox.moe/gi7i60.webm
wait til the euromuzzies start importing innocent american men and women to rape and convert to pisslam
>>218576126Based. I need a gym buddy.
>>218578066alhamdulilah
>>218575994Honestly this might be a good idea. I need someone to talk to anyways
>>218575994This is actually fine.It’s the spirit of Erasmus and many babies will be born.
>>218575994fake tweet thoughever
>>218575994Trump is giving me a government mandated gf?
>>218575994government-assigned twink bf?
>>218576126If he's a twinkish gymcel, I'll take that. I would enjoy someone fondling me and driving me towards a healthier body.
>>218576222checked
>>218575994>>218576005>Trump is going to give me an American femboy sex slaveNice
