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>>218576014I was going to make this the OP you fucking NIGGER
>>218576014
The Bears lostThe cubs lostThe blackhawks lostChicago is an uninhabitable shitholeThe Midwest is done for.Onto bigger and better things
I remember those hilarious Chicago headlines where like 90 people would get shot in one weekend
>>218576029th like in Barthelona? Most people would think you are putting on airs by speaking like that.
>>218576014Is it weird my 4th scifi movie is starship troopers
It's funny when europeans claim that china is their new ally when china literally has troops in europe right now killing europeans lolwhy did we choose the biggest self sabotaging retards on the planet to "ally" with
>>218576072Still not an actual country
I wish I could buy one piece of lettuce for one sandwich
you cant buy the one piece you have to find it yourself
Why is 90% of religious apologism just"If god isn't real, why do I think he is? Checkmate!"It's amazing how this is literally the oldest and most important debate in human history, and no one has thought of an argument more decisive than fucking riddles.
If websites were fictional characters, 4chan would be Kramer
>>218576125God and religion holds us back sadly but at the same it brings order to the proles
>>218576137Kramer is one funny nigga
>>218576137If websites were fictional characters, 4chan would be a cute anime girl with a shitty personality.
>>218576150You're right. I was wrong.
>>218576140>t. Movie Blob
>>218576164I want the starship troopers society but this time first course of action South America We invade and turn every favela and slum into a suburb with Walmart We remove cartels Everyone must speak English India We must glass this place like the cove did human worlds
Do you have waxen skin
my dad lost his virginity at 15 and here i am at twenty-one (21) without having lost mine.
globohomo :\fascist globohomo :O
>>218576204Your damn right the United States of North America's first mission was to bulldoze Rio and glass Mumbai
60 years after the Wright brothers any average American could walk into an airport and fly across the world. 60 years after Gagarin and still none of us will ever see the earth from above
>>218576200why the fuck did you ask your dad when he lost his virginity? such a zoomer coded thing to do.
>>218576215One day we will extend to the stars
>>218576021is this real chat
>>218576217he was drunk and telling me about how he broke his dick off in some girls asshole in a bus
>>218576200I also lost my virginity before you were born (14)kiddo
>>218576226that's not losing virginity then, it has to be vaginal with a finish.
Took a baf
Guys couldn't be in i couldn't get laid in Japan but the second I went to Taiwan girls were all over me. I was able to fuck one because I could literally carry her one handed up a flight of stairs
>>218576266what kind of schizo formatting is this?
>>218576105https://youtu.be/24v3C37JLwA
Kms
I just need to get through the week I just need to get through the week hey man you okay yeah I just need to get through the week
I am still shocked an Asian woman was willing to watch fire fly with me
>>218576266Me upper right
>>218576299Typical
>>>/lit/25029367>>>/lit/25029367>>>/lit/25029367>>>/lit/25029367
>>218576344I call random numbers and leave a voicemail of me farting into the phone. 100% legal to do this.
>>218576353I call random Tim Hortons and tell the employees they smell like shit and to go back to India.
>>218576353PLEASE STOP CALLING ME IT'S MAKING ME AND MY FAMILY VERY UPSET
I just thought of something. Anyone here watch Bugonia? That movie is JUST a 10 Cloverfield Lane rip-off. Holy shit I just put that together.
>>218576357do it in person, worst that can happen is you get banned.
Jason sucks dick
>>218576365Actually it's based off a Korean film and has the same plot also I HATE HATE HATE Emma Stone
>>218576359Tell me the law I'm breaking first.>>218576357100% legal to do this too actually.>>218576368This. Turn up the heat.
>>218576368Could cop a mischief change.
Canadians are weird
>>218576378Criminal harassment. Criminal mischief. I'll keep it anonymous, thank you.
>>218576386Yeah I don't like them
>>218576380Mischief is damaging property, in legal terms. If anything he might get a disorderly conduct charge, but only if he refused to leave after being asked.
>>218576353I do that but with the jeet scammers that keep calling. I have this on standby just in casehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjNDY2SJ-0Y
>>218576392...I love canada. It's like america but free
>>218576378American troops liberating Canada 2045
im going home soon
I'm about to eat 2 pounds of salmon
>>218576391>Criminal harassment.>Criminal mischief.Nope and nope. Harassment has a very high threshold/burden of proof in Canada, a single incident isn't enough. Mischief involves causing damage to property, if you don't smash the display case full of donuts you're fine.
>>218576403Lol real.
>>218576395Yeah it's the first amendment
I can't think of anything good to post
You know I hate to say it but I can't tell if Indians are tyranids or spawn of nurgle
>>218576422Post your penis
>>218576422put my hands down my pants and i took a fuckin shit
>218576435normie post. anytime a normie is spotted he should get a 25 minute ban.
>>218576418Damn I know dis shit taste good as fuckI be savoring the native trauma donuts like a mfer
>>218576435giwtwm
>>218576443fr fr no cap PTSD baked goods are fire
>>218576435How much do you think they give those guys to show up in these humiliation rituals.
Converted to French press recently and the difference is significant compared to drip over.
If you can't get a gf, become the gf. It's your destiny.
>>218576435what's her onlyfans i need to see her get pummeled by big nigga dick
Carrie Fisher was really hot back in the day. It's crazy how only Harrison Ford went on to have a really good career whereas the rest of them just dropped off.
>>218576462Are you a french canadian or an English canadian???????????
>>218576419stfu Jian
>>218576470I'm Scotch-Irish-English.
>>218576465redditjeet...
>>218576462I've experimented with a few coffee methods but I don't like messing with all that in the morning when I can just set the Mr. Coffee to start at 7am and have a fresh pot ready when I wake up.
I'm French-American. My paternal grandparents were francophones (my dad speaks English first because he grew up mostly raised by other people) and my mom is an ESL who spoke French first. I wish more people still spoke it, it used to be nice watching English TV and switching to French when I left the house. Made me feel smart.
>>218576466Do you ever think about why they made her a sex slave? I mean do you think they have interspecies sex or is it just like a masturbatory sex toy?
>>218576504mexicans dragging the BBCs down
>>218576501Jabba collected lots of different species, he was a gangster.
I am currently talking to 5 women. Their ages are 24, 25, 28, 30 and 31. 1 is Arab. 1 is Hispanic. 3 are White.
In SWTOR you have a slave companion. You used to be able to romance her while she's enslaved but foids complained so now you have to free her to romance her, but she asks you to put the slave collar back on her during sex, so that's neat.
>>218576530Can I just watch these scenes without playing a dumb video game?
>>218576541OUR HEROES..and clavicular
Looking back at 2025 I can't even think of another song that came out besides HH - Kanye WestBy every objective measure that makes it song of the year
>>218576566>>218576541They are dressed up like a friend group in GTA online but the stream was totally autistic >Proceeded to talk about smash bros >Talk about mortal kombat >Rent a limo >Blast nigga heil Hitler >Get kicked out of the club for singing it >Clav kept calling women the n word and sneako the n word >Proceed to crash a yacht say it was gay and he would rather good and play vidya
So far this pack of weed gummies has been all blanks, it's very weird. Might just eat the rest of them cause they're candy you know but I'm afraid I'll get super duper high even though it seems so far like none of them have any THC in them whatsoever.
>>218576586You watched this?
>>218576591>t. the start of every horrible edible trip story, ever
>>218576504>#8Put your lips around my girthy German dick douchebags
>>218576599I did it. I ate the last 3 of them.
>>218576592I was bored and I did ngl it was pretty funny because it was just a bunch of autists being autista
>>218576504Mass and NH are 1 and 2 in penis size, highest IQ and highest collision rates.Coincidence? Nope.
>>218576591Please tell me the brand so I don't buy this brand
you know what the midwest is? old and feckless
>>218576621
>>218576541Zoomers are so fucking gay. What is this shit?
>>218576644Pure autism
>>218576633Hey bro. How's your penis?
>>218576637Thank you. This does not look reputable to be honest
Ooh fuck I'm getting high.
>>218576684fella got one ear
>>218576541watched the stream, nick starts autistically rambling about venezuela while sneako nods retardedly and clav just sits awkwardly in the background, pure cringekino
It took me 3 hours to load these
God, I hate being me
9:45 PM covfefetime whaddup
>>218576729Are you a delivery driver?
Hello?
America won.
>>218576800I don’t understand why they even want Greenland I mean Eurangutans are already vassals
I have an idea for a book but I can't fuckin write and it's probably a bad idea anyway
>>218576530>sex in Star Warsautomatically non-canon.
V. high and v. caffeinated rn.
hello cummies
>>218576833GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>218576833that's what you get for drinking covfefe at 10PM
>>218576810guess it's to distract the dumbass boomers who have been getting text messages on their cellular phones about Epstein.
That's what you get when you let your heart win
>>218576841
>>218576858whats up?
>>218576871listing to this while workinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4mkvM7nqg
>>218576920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roQl_Q99BxQ
>>218576928not bad
>>218576999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9r9bK5cUQ
Peeling my eyeballs
Punching myself in the dick
sucking dick
>>218577044>>218577054>>218577087cumming on these anons tummies
Come down to it, the only thing in life enjoy is alcohol
>>218577106I will end you without remorse
>>218576466Mark did fine. He wasn't as popular, but still did memorable stuff.Still the best Joker,
sometimes when i see a hot girl in public i'll think "what if she had a big fat penis" and then i start getting a boner and it's super weird
My birthday is on Tuesday. I will lose my virginity at the age of 32 inshallah!!
Happy MILK day everybody
>>218577132good luck brother
>>218576530>but she asks you to put the slave collar back on her during sex, so that's neat.They didn't want to reanimate it.
>>218577133Why do blacks only have nightmares?The last black to have a dream got killed.
>>218577106kissing this anon from behind while he cums on the tummies
I kinda wish I was mexican
do niggas name they dog "barktavious"
>>218577133That nigger was a rape-god, bet he's getting up to all kinds of rape-shenanigans in nigger heaven
black gf
brown gf
drinking milk
drinking chocolate milk
Denounce Claudia Sheinbaum.
I drank myself into a lazy eyeThere is no god
>>218577192he was also a homosexual
>>218577271kinda gay innit?
>>218577236Denounce Chairman Carney
West coast hours suck because everything dies with east coast fags and euro fags all either going to sleep or about to wake up.
why me
>>218577301what if that's me and the (imaginary) gf?
>>218577324east coast here, I usually stay up for another two hours from right now.
>>218577328then it's cool
fuk yo bich nga
the cool thing about the east coast is you can find conservative areas that aren't also meth dealing zones.
>>218577314he's making the UAW in detroit wait in line for food stamps after accepting Xi;s cars lol, those greasy pimps stole our money
tummy feels weird
Feeling particularly punk rock
Timmy
Demetrius
Deshawn
>>218577420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgyIyA-mXFc
Yo Shitler!
>>218577430That you?
>>218577461nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fJMKho6Jk
cheap chinese car bad
obviously.
>>218577457Me and my friend laughed audibly at that part when we were watching this movie.
le sigh, gonna goon to trannies..... again....
>>218577388>but what about americaTypical response. I guess the whole Team Canada was a bunch of horse shit since at the first opportunity he backstabs Ontario to partially save the prairies. By the way your Chinese masters only lowered the rapeseed tariff, the rapeseed oil tariff is still in place.>>218577475Just destroy your manufacturing sector bro. I guess the bright future will be jeets delivering slop in their cheap ev's.
>>218577457>>218577487Which movie is it?
>>218577502we will build the cars in canada
>>218577474I liked the other one better.
>>218577528lmao sure thing zhang
iv e just realized that these women are whores that just want me to spend money on them.
hey redditjeet why don't you have your spergout somewhere else for once
redditjeet hates china because they mog india
china is the future america is the past
LIFE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE WITHOUT FRIENDS
>>218577531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh7ggi6Pz00
>>218577603>The Brookfield Party of Canada has deposited $0.02 in your Carbon Credit account.
>>218577621keep sucking american cock
>>218577603>you're a slave you must choose a master Typical of the jeet mind set.
I am tormented
>>218577606I didn't like having friends because they kept trying to get me to go to parties and hang out with girls.
>>218577639lmao redditjeet is SO mad right now
Do you guys like this golden mansion I built in Terraria? Accessible only by flight.
>>218577681
>>218577699*backhands you*
>>218577502the UAW and the manufacturers were given billions in subsidies by the ontario and federal government and the first chance given chose treachery through tariffs and pulling manufacturing out of canada after many smiles and handshakes. and yeah it was made at the behest of western provinces what your point?
>>218577717bodied that cuck
>>218577695Is that the poster for Eraserhead?
>>218577726Yes, they put a David Lynch reference in the game. It's Eraserhead but the title is "Eyezorhead" because it's dropped by the enemy called an Eyezore that has a giant eyeball head which shoots lasers
I am not happy with the results of this weekends sportsball games.All the bad guys won
>>218577773fuck the Bills nigga, the Broncos aren't bad guys.
oh my god you guys it's snowing outside
>>218577510Inglourious Basterds
>>218577717You're delusional if you think China is going to open a plant in Canada they have zero incentive to do so.
>>218577803It's always snowing outside. It's always a gray blurry dump. The Midwest fucking blows
Poop isn't coming out
>>218577857this >>218577853 anon can help
do anal sexers have an easier time pooping
>>218577904I'll help a 9 mm bullet find it's way through your head
>>218577918why?
its so cold. its -27
>>218577927Wtf
>>218577927How long can you stand outside naked in this weather before succumbing to hypothermia?
>>218577945idk. weather app says it feels like -38.
>>218577926I'm drunk, angry, and defensive. I had a really bad weekend. I'm sorry.
Just served catberg her dinner. I gave her smth new tonight and she's really mowing down on it so she must like it.>>218577927>>218577938>>218577945>>218577959Niggas I've got my bedroom window wide open! 3C currently here, Bing tells me. Gues I'm Bing chilling LOL!
>>218577913If they take it too far then poop will just start falling out and they need to wear a colostomy bag
>>218577977my cat used to eat all different flavors but now he only likes seafood or turkey.
Hell is hot and I'm not fit for life on earth
>>218577977>I've got my bedroom window wide openLucky, it's -12C in nuNew Delhi.
>>218577848As opposed to the people who have already betrayed us? beyond the clickbait hysteria people like you believe in, this was a good start to that actually. 49k cars is just the start.
I put a couple supplements in my older cat's food. I put a prebiotic in her food, which is actually quite tasty like I guess it tastes like cheap kitten food so it's not only good for her but it's also junky tasting. Also I mix in 1/4tsp of stool softener.>it's -12C in nuNew DelhiMust be Brampton because it's not -12C in the Lower Mainland.
>>218577969it's okay
I need to stop watching freaky porn
>>218578045Is it?
>>218578022I guess a made and designed in Canada ev is simply too far fetched for us. >49k cars is just the start.Of course China will not be satisfied until everyone is driving a Chinese car.
>>218578088yes
>>218578098ok
smoking weed
>January 19What the fucking fuck, it was just New Years
>>218578084POV: you're trying to explain contranyms to your mail-order bride before you shift starts at ICE.
>>218578146based smoke that gang
>le time... progresses???????
>>218578171why did you post a cartoon of yourself?
>>218578171You look like that and say that
>>218578171I say that but don't look like that
I'm cool like that
Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone againSo what did you do those three days you were dead?'Cause this problem's gonna lastMore than the weekend
>>218578253Get out of my phone
Trial by jury of my peers isn't possible if my peers gave been replaced with my political enemies.
Americans, do you actually find SNL funny?
>>218578304no. do you?
>>218578304I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUNND
>>218578304old snl? yes.
Currently listening.>>218578320lolI'M ON A BOAT, BITCH!
>>218578304pre-2010 SNL had it's moments
>>218578320I'M AN ADULT
>>218578311Absolutely not>>218578320That’s lonely island.Any other project, that had guy from lonely island have been cringey crap.>>218578360Like what. I’ve always found it painfully unfunny.
Tragically, I have begun to value my time
cannot believe drumph is pushing this milk propaganda
SIXSIXSIX MILLION WAYS TO DIE
wish jason's warm semen would spurt inside my mouth ( ´ཀ` )
goodnight
cannot believe canada has so many stinkin soap dodgers up there
>>218578454Who the fuck is Jason La Canfora and why does he hate milk? Does he think whole milk is the same as raw milk?
don't call me white
>>218578499would NEVER insult White people like that
>>218578454>Milk is bad>Please give my kids corn syrup!
>>218578499ok crackkka
Help I'm fucking white saar
when I get high I like to observe the wear and tear on things like my chair.
jason hasn't posted his new face pics this year
should've been a cop or a teacher or some shit. This misery stuff isn't doing it for me
