Boustrophedon editionNoitide nodehportsuob
pooing out my arse
Doing a think
has Keir smashed the gangs yet?
>>2185852942 more weeks
>mfw my dad starts another meaningless argument to stroke his own egoIt justifies my intense dislike of him
>>218585315Love a good argument me
Can't stop dancing!
>>218585294he's only had 18 months rorke
>>218585315whats he on about this time
Ah yes Dad is having another bipolar episode again. Hyper last night, moody today
>>218585340yeah, it takes AT LEAST 18 months to bring in new laws
>>218585294SMASHED and SLAMMED
>>218585268HANK! HANK! NO HANK! YOU POSTED THE THREAD EARLY!! JANNY WILL DELETE IT AND BAN YOU!! HANK NOOOOO!
I've grown up
>>218585361Proud of you. Next step. Gain a clue
sweating like a dog in a chinese
>>218585315id also hate having an incel-frog-posting virgin freak son
janny gong to delete this
>>218585374dogs cant sweat actually
>>218585374sweating like a chinese in a dog
Why buy a desktop when i have a laptop
>>218585419keep it on reddit next time
>>218585354Oh right which laws is he going to use to smash the gangs
mad how dogs can't look up
>>218585376>>218585342He was arguing with my mum. Something about him passing off blame for something retarded he did onto her
>>218585411Ive had a thinkpad for 5 years and hasnt failed me once, looks and feels practically brand new
>>218585354except when it comes to banning twitter in which case it only takes a week
>>218585435my dog just gets chatgpt to do it for him
rather wet and miserable today
never watched breaking bad
Wow! The millennials got really rattled last threadWe should probably give them a break this thread zoomerbros, at their age the stress can't be good
>>218585448same, mine's an x230. Posting with it rn
You know if you were ancient Indian would you really be buying that cows are sacred? When you've got fucking elephants right there. I'd end up killed for heresy.
>>218585475but enough about my fanny
they beef elephants
ever seen peaky blinders mate? aww mate you should see it it's mint
>>218585448ktim
>>218585419
>>218585480File folder
>>218585516never forget do they
>>218585522that's haram
>>218585542Being this cringe should be arrestable desu
>>218585522i was literally about to come here and post about how my dad watched that show (i didn't though except see bits of it while he watching) wtf
>>218585542The Talibanners
>>218585516She must have wronged him in some horrific wayTried shagging his trunk probably
Millennials are obsessed with travel all of a sudden because they're reaching 40 now and have nothing to show for their lives
>>218585542>promoting foreign culture is le bad>Practices a foreign religion created by Arabs
>>218585607mad how rattled this zoomer issomeone must have really done him in the last thread
>>218585607everyone who isn't an autist likes travel
S&P500 bros...
>>218585644Not really
i like traveling on cyberspaceanyone got any good links?
nigga im gay
>>218585660grow up
>>218585535Guarantee I know more about files and folders at the OS level than you do
>>218585607Why wouldn't you want to travel? Why must your life be confined to the place where you were born? Especially this shit hole. If travelling a few times per year to escape this dreary hell hole makes your life that little bit more worth living, then go for it
im a twisted psychopath
>>218585673Okay unc
>>218585607Noticed "30 under 30" is the latest epic gimmick amongst women on the dating appsNaturally as the well travelled chad that I am I don't even bother counting countries
https://youtu.be/PZy0wy9l1zM
What’s the point in losing weight to look like this
>>218585728how fat was this bloke originally?
>>218585728die laterstill look better with clothes on than you did fatfeel better, more energy
>>218585758125kg
Someone who obsessively travels is a sign of unrest and existential crisis in their lives. They're not content with what they have so they need to constantly escape. It's sad to see normalfags and millennials like this
>>218585799>Someone who obsessively travels is a sign of unrest and existential crisis in their livesCould say the same about someone scared to leave their smeggy childhood bedroom, zoomy
>>218585443Nothing like walking around aftermath while listening to the Stone Roseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa10yl8mirk
Might go to an art gallery at the weekend but the thought of having ti drive there and see all the undiluted masses fills me with dread
>>218585823It's alright to travel now and then but these people are doing it literally every other month. They can't stand being in their normal life so need to keep going away
they dont make cadburrys creme eggs like they used to
>>218585846Are you okay lad? Hope you're not going through an existential crisis and experiencing unrest
>>218585781Quite fat isn't it
>>218585781how tall was he?
I'm a self-diagnosed psycopath
>>218585860this is an urban legend
weedman finally came thru with 7g of the purple gelato u dun kno
>>218585857>It's alright to travel now and then but these people are doing it literally every other month.Which people? Specifically
>>218585880rattled
>>218585911Andy Thornton
>>218585880Reckon i might be. Should i travel more?
>>218585857Vast majority of people just do it once a year, twice if they're lucky
>>218585911Know and heard multiple people and streamers talking about how they went on holiday in December, they've got another one planned next month, then desperately talking about needing to get the next holiday booked after that because they NEED to be travelling constantly
Whatever happened to the lad that shot charlie kirk? Did he die? Literally can't remember
>>218585857It's alright to have a night in now and then but these people are doing it literally every single day. They can't stand leaving the house so need to keep rotting in their bedroom.
The rich will be taxed rorke and there is nothing you can do about it
>Know and heard multiple people and streamersfucking hell kek
>>218585956That's not the norm anymore. You need to be travelling at least once every 3 months to keep up with the Joneses now
>picks up phoneHello? Yes this is /brit/. rorke speaking
>>218585998Simply untrue
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>218585959>people and streamersRight ok, you mean only streamers. All opinions thoroughly discarded.
>>218585998you live in a very bizarre incel world
>>218586018Mental how these freaks think they can guess what the real world is like based on streamers and tiktok
saw one with her whole tummy out. maybe it was a non uniform day.
my travels this year? Skiing in Austria, holiday and festival in Porto, then a long weekend in the UK somewhere
If you don't have at least 4 trips planned this year, 3 at least abroad, you're behind the curve
Haven't been abroad for for leisure since 2019That's because I am poor, but I like to pretend it's because I am morally and psychologically superior
Need to get my head in the game
>>218585998Be honest, have you felt the touch of a woman?
>multiple people and streamers
I got the poison, I got the remedy
just cancelled my travel plans this year because a spiteful incel toad who never leaves his foetid childhood bedroom says so
so um why is the bank of England talking about aliens
>>218586044Need another one abroad mate
>>218586142Distract us from the disastrous shorting silver
Had a big ahh stew for lunch just a couple of hours ago but I'm already starving again
might book off the 13th, 14th and 15th of feb to avoid any questions from colleagues about "valentines plans"
should have just given him the nobel prize. not like anyone cares about it.
>>218586196They're not going to ask because they can already tell you're an incel mate
the unhinged delusions coming from you clueless incel freaks never ceases to amaze me
never hear of people being called gits that often anymore
off to buck palace to ask his maj for a job
>>218586186oh
>>218586237pillocks too
>>218586251a blowjob?
Millennial uncs been taking L after L after L
>>218586274rim actually x
remember bronies
>Be me>Popular at school>Multiple beautiful GFs>Got top grades>Went to the best university in the world>Big Name on Campus>Graduate with Honours>Live in the best city in the world>Big group of friends. Many have lived similarly amazing lives>Travel to the other good cities frequently>Travel to other places just for fun too>Highly regarded in my industry>Set to retire in my early thirties thanks to shrewd investing strategyYeah, I'm jealous of (You).
>>218586303Master of the stool it is then
>>218586323
>>218586297I would be offended by this but I am millennial, I am an uncle and I'm absolutely drowning in Ls
>>218586223
hamster's daughter graduated lads
>>218586373>giffuck off
big man on campusthe go-to guy
>>218586207He unironically earnt it more than obama. And others. He negotiated peace treaties
>>218586343right well you haven't achieved a single one of those points have you
America is where the purest Saxons went and pursued their destinyBritain is an Irish-Pakistani-Jamaican mixed failed state
Might watch mad max 2: road warrior and mad max: beyond the thunderdome back to back
>>218586384thought you're supposed to graduate in the summer
>>218586406True, absolutely no micks or jocks in America
>>218586388
>>218586365Rorke talking to himself but none of the adults in the room care
>>218586413Thats the true true
>>218586343>Big Name on Campuslocal paedo
Morning team, not long woke up.
that's the AWS exam booked for May 15th
>>218586434Or blacks
Fuck off you mentally ill cunt.
67
poo 2 done
*shucks and jives*
Drinking coffee eating pancakesBrits seethingStick to your tea and crumpets dickheads
>>218586467another grim day in your dog shit life is it?
i looked so grim in my graduation photo that mum didn't even frame it and just threw it in the loft
Don't have sugar in tea me. Just a bit of milk.
>>218586343Honestly mate we're a rare breed within this generalThe freaks and the incels will call you a liar but I know it's possible How? Because I'm the very same
think like a 37 year old male modelact like a 17 year old teenager
The yank is attempting to bait is. Cute x
>>218586531You’re sweet enough as is x
>>218586523Meh I don't feel too bad. Should be an average day. Not amazing mind you, but okay
>>218586514it's confounding how they've pretended to prefer tea simply to differentiate themselves from us and continental europeansluckily the younger generation is starting to drop the charade
Drink both tea and coffee me
not gay but like meeting up with men to suck them off and have then shag me up the arse
>>218586571an average day for you is a grim day for most people
I have the odd coffee I admit. More of a tea girl though
Doctor Who is unbelievably shit
You are currently caller number.....three in the queue
Yank is replying to himself
>>218586384me in the background screaming HAMMOND YOU IDIOT
>>218586616more of a male girl you
>>218586616When are the MouseLord t shirts being sent, EW?
i heard zoomers cant watch feature length films
>>218586616You're not a girl and you never will be
>>218586627notice how he chose to stop capitalising his words in the samefag post so as to pose as a different poster
>>218586667What’s it to you unc
So are the schizos going to come out and admit that comet was just a comet and not an alien ship that was going to end our civilization?No?
>>218586667millennials refuse to make good ones
cheeky suckle on an espresso
>>218586667it's because most of them are shit
Where can I find a river or lake for bathing and cleansing of the body in England?
>mfw an american was fat near me
>>218586556Gay
loremasters will tell you that EW is only a tranny because it was popular to do so among tripfags back in the /britfeel/ days
Might go to Brazil and become and evangelical Christian. I realise i could do that here but i feel like Brazil just makes more sense...
>>218586667Kek was watching a film with my zoomer cousin over Christmas and I could see him twitching to grab his phone five minutes inIt's insane how they physically cannot focus on something
>>218586742Fishlake Meadows Nature Reserve
>>218586753Corrr look at the fucking size of that KFC bucket and the look of utter misery on his face
>>218586742Sorry mate theyre all full of sewage and industrial waste
Holy shit my ankel might be healing
>>218586779Shortform video platforms should be banned
>>218586753>70 stone>almost double the weight of an average americanthats nearly 6 of me
Might get butt implants to make sitting down more comfortable
I'm four-game deep in this shamblesAnd I'm whippin' it 'round AnfieldPoints all slipping, a painful excursionSo I manage my grief like I'm JürgenWent from top form to droppin' the fortuneI've switched to a hopeless versionCut to the chase, that Salah's a burdenAll over /epl/, everyone’s hurtin'I'm a warlord, xG is getting all ignoredBlootin' the ball but it hits the postboardLiverpool ain't getting top fourI'm puttin' no wins on the scoreboardTear up Slot's contract it's gone wrongI'm rotten, I’m sick at those four scoresEvery time that whistle blows, four draws
based
>>218586784WTFWhat's going on down there
>>218586843I'd be whipping in crosses for United if it wasn't for my shitty Bengali knees
>>218586851That's rorke done
>>218586843Gay
>>218586773That can't be a real arse
>Literally select “mens”>shows me women’s games I’m finna crash out
never had a desire to be the boss. natural born follower me
>>218586851How does someone become infertile from looksmaxxing ?
Not a fan of non whites
turns out esdeekid is some nerd pretending to be a hard man scouse gangster
>>218586851They're all rich, famous and influentialWhat does reg monkey have going for him?
Chinese people will eat anything bugs, frogs, you name it
>>218586891Dont know
>>218586906Anabolic steroids
>>218586906it's not a story the incels would tell you
how long is a chinese name
>>218586939Who
>>218587000yes it is
Why the fuck couldn't they just give him the fucking Peace Prize? Did anyone really care that much, and now look where its got us
doesn't matter if I'm infertile or not, I'm never going to shag anyway waheey
>>218586866Family-discount dogging matinee
>>218586964... so what?
>Rents fall annually for first time in 15 years: Typical new tenant now pays £10 less a month sir landlord killer
Zoomers can't watch films, they can't rename folders and they're all weirdly zesty
>China's birth rate hits record low as population continues to shrinkthey need you over there rorke
Merch postedStream soon
sir pensioner kicker
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten
who the fuck is buying a "mouseLord" t-shirt
>>218585644traveling is horribly overrated >wow i saw the architecture and listened to languages that weren't mine and ate the cuisine that i can't get back home and yes, i am well traveled. i have 3 passports. it's a slop activity
>>218587132fake parasite
>>218587164Fake Canada :/
>>218587154>and yes, i am well traveled.Coming from an American this just means you went to spring break in Mexico and MAYBE spent a week in "Europe"
>>218587154>i have 3 passportsMutt coded
>>218585607You've been seething about this all day but won't tell the people who are saying it around you. Likely you've just made these people up in your incel shut-in mind.
>>218587153I’d unironically buy one but he’d probably not send it or just doxx me
>>218587164um no
Have to do something different, I hate being a lonerOnly things I can think of are to go to church and taking up boxing as there's a supposedly good gym near me. However neither are particularly appealing, I'm not against Christianity just not overly interested in it, and I don't think I'd fit in with the people that would go to a boxing gym.Can't think of anything else because I'm such a boring twat. I have no hobbies
I'm beyond fucked
Traveling is only nice if you're a shagger.
Liquidate the bourgeoisie, death to the parasites
>>218587154why did you travel so much and get 3 passports if it's a slop activity
>>218587199dunno lol
>>218587199Yeah. You definitely are boring.
>>218587199Look into your local punk scenePunk shows with moshing are the best places to meet people. People are usually pretty friendly and open tooMet my friend group after moving to a new city that way
>>218587183ive been to more countries than you >>218587189eastern european, the other 2 passports are english speaking countriesim a lot of things but not a mutt
I just hope "unemployable" Mousey is declaring all of his income.
Like traveling but I also agree that frequent traveling is meaningless and you should strive to enjoy your day to day life a bit instead of projecting all happiness onto trips away from it
thinken bout george floyd againcryin
>No, don't travel mate. Waste of time it is.>...but yeah, I did loads of travelling. Really fun time it was.This is like when women tell their women friends to cut their hair short.
Living my truth
hey guys,what's the best tea ever?
columbia's amazon basin has become a production centre for the country's biggest illegal exportC O C A I N E
>>218587253>ive been to more countries than youFirstly I really really doubt that Secondly it's very telling of someone who isn't well travelled if they think number of countries is a good metric of how well travelled somebody is
>>218587299More people you've made up in your empty head to be angry about Be angry at yourself for being a virgin instead you utter loser
>>218587299i did something and im telling you it's overrated as prooffor you it's probably a status symbol which is pathetic
>>218587348branched out from outdoor wear have they
>>218587293what about that white lady in minneapolis or wherever it was that got shot leftypol
>>218587348Dont remember Clapton writing these lyrics
well travelled as i've conquered all the chippies
my willy is getting smaller for surewhen i get it out for a piss it's tiny and all wrinkled up like it's trying go inside my body
wtf the mouseLord Shopify just got closed down?
tired of it all
>>218587374Read your posts back. You're lording it over people how well travelled you are AND how many passports you've collected.Also, you decided travelling was overrated AFTER visiting 50+ countries? Get real.
cocaina
>>218587400You should try looking at a sexy lady hear that makes it bigger
>>218587353if being to a lot of countries isn't a good metric of that then i dont know what is
kurdbros it's over
in 1965, Vietnam seemed like just another foreign warbut it wasn't
making penne bolognese x
>>218587384msm has not informed me fully on how i should feel about that particular one
Rorke condemns bigotry of all forms and urges all involved parties to get around the negotiating table
I weigh 55kg
>>218587466Don’t get why the Kurds couldn’t have their own countryWhat was the point of keeping Iraq as a single country instead of Balkanizing it under US supervision?Was it just the Turks being in NATO?
>>218587537Hahaa same
>>218587537save some gains and women for me chad
>>218587540don't know xx
>>218587537For me, it's weighing 70kg
generating pictures of women who don't exist and then generating videos of them performing bellydances
Crashed out and started screaming at cyclists from the window on my drive home today. Council spent £1 million on a fucking cycle path which is right next to the road yet they decide to still cycle on the road which is a 40 and hold fucking everyone up I hate them so much
Brahmin women
Lord Rorke of Rorkeshire
>>218587591Need a hug?
>>218587598imagine the smell
>>218587598They look like sisters aha
87kg me
Starting the haitch-RT next week lads
>>218587598absolutely would
>>218587455Lol ok mate you've said enough
>>218587715i accept your concession
>>218587618Need a blowie like
England is shit we know we get it
>>218587752That would be rewarding your uncouth behaviour. No dice.
imagine how embarrassing it must be to be the alien that crashed your ufo
Why is this thread filled with obsessed amerimutts.
I'M NOT OBSESSED!
Combined weekly wage of over £500,000 and this is the best they could find in their wardrobes
>>218587791so why does york always flood?!?!?
>>218587934i don't know who these people are
putting my smeggy unwashed bellend up my nose
>>218587934me? ripped lonsdale joggers and primark basic t shirt
>>218587972Declan RiceWilliam Saliba
>>218587962this nigga greentexting on twitter :skull:
>>218587997
>>218587932>>218587938so why do you like that anime horse game
oh yeah americans have a public holiday today
>>218585268>>218585268>>218585268
>>218588040primary school kid on non-uniform day
