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PLEASE DON'T FART IN HERE
Is it windy in here?!
i need some hot kweens to goon to for mlk day
>>218603165
gnight fartknockers its 1am you should hit the hay soon as well, big day tomorrow
Farting and gushing and shitting my pants
>>218603139It's a statement of fact. Unless you are rich you will work until you're dead, or until you're so old you are practically dead
MLK had a dream that based witechuds have access to choccy milk
>>218603175>big day tomorrowCorrect, because it is my birthday.
>>218603185Dude, you can see the veins.
>>218603175
still got a few farts in me I reckon
>>218603116pretty fascinatig stuff, makes sense.
Nothing like a 2 AM coffee
>>218603197Didn’t baby powder get discontinued because it contained asbestos
>>218603197i think you smell like a honeypot
>>218603191>pickek very true
i still cant believe the canadians did that to us in 1812
>>218603208Idk.>>218603209Erm....
grim thread now that the pedonigger is here
>>218603220*turns away from you and sticks my butt up in the direction of your face and farts sassily*
>>218603220We need Minnesota for national defence.
>>218603220Just a bit of banter innit
drinking milk
>>218603241me on the top left
>>218603239We need Maine. We held it for a bit. New Ireland.....vvghhh
>>218603245Bitch shut the fuck up
Sold more powder than Johnson & Johnson
>>218603220U started it nigga
my pubes are so curly that they get knotted on themselves and rip themselves apart
Entering the dream zone peace out world
*spreads my legs wide open and farts*
I just want Alaska back
>>218603256We also need Michigan, Washington State, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Alaska, and Hawaii.
Crazy to think Cucknada had a pair of ball once They should've stayed under a London government
farted again award
>>218603259quite the opposite you loyalist dog
>bends over>spreads ass cheeks wide open>farts and sprays poop crumbs all over you
i actually think freezing to death is really coolu guys should try it out some time
>>218603306
>>218603282Vgghhh
>>218603323isnt that judy greer?
Hawaii should be its own countrySame with Puerto Rico
one time i met a canadian in real life and he had to show me his ID and I said "oh you're canadian" and then he said "I am, eh" in a really forced way and it was so stupid and awkward that i havent been able to have as high of an opinion of canadian since.
>>218603333no that's nic cage
>>218603284Imperial Federation should have happened
>>218603335but I like hawaiian pizza>>218603323grim
sometimes i wish the english took us back over in 1812maybe things would be better
>>218603323brutal
>>218603344How about nicotine cage
>>218603357how am I supposed to get to my smokes then
>>218603323scenes like this are more terrifying than any horror movie
smells in here
Did you know Americans were more free under King George III than now?
King George the Turd
>>218603375monkey george btfo
>>218603368>loses war>goes insane>fat son rapes us>dies
farted twice award
>>218603343the art in this shit got so fucking bad. insane that there are people who are still invested in this garbage
>>218603347>Imperial FederationIt would've been an immensely powerful state. Putting like 200 or so millions Anglo's under a single state. Doubt the US would've just stood by and watch it happen
>>218603395i like it a lot.
Classic.
using grok to research my family history
>>218603406This ideally would have happened in 1887 (the Colonial Conference happened only because of the Imperial Federation League).
>>218603395It surpasses the likes of Bocchi the Flop and other assorted moeshit
me? i'm a grok gooner
im bored
>>218603437We love Bocchi here
>>218603470do you have anything to do?
>“Its a war, Anon”>“What kind of war? Hot, cold, information, trade?”>“Anon, it’s war, you love war”>Look inside>It's a trade war>Mfw
Biden having cancer...whatever happened there?
>>218603474>We
Meatloaf for supper
Cheren's Serperier keeps one-shotting my Samurott with Coil + Leaf Blade
>>218603504sleepy joe won in the end>be one of the biggest pedoniggers and get away with it>destroy the nation and nobody does anything>humiliate trumpet and his fans with your """votes""">pull out of the 2nd race on national ice cream day and leaves>refuses to elaborate
Anybody else here high on meth?
>>218603497hot war: taxes go up, everyone diescold war: taxes go up not as many people dieinformation war: taxes go up and several people dietrade war: taxes go up and nobody diesmy tax dollars arent even killing anyone. i thought this was america.
IM SOIM SO$M SO NORFERN CALIFORNIAI CALL SCRATCH BAMMERPURE OVERHANDERAXL ROSE IS A BENDER
>>218603566I'm high on my own farts
>>218603561i don’t think he made a single decision that was implemented during his illegal regime
I hate California girls They don't believe in nothing
Do americans actually throw eggs at house that refuse to give candies on Haloween?
>>218603497War is cool as hell we need more of that shit
>>218603596we throw eggs and toilet paper at any and every house during halloween
>>218603368The founding fathers were a bunch of worthless enlightenment dealists wtf even is a right to pursue happiness, what a buncha bullshit
I’m at my dad’s house staying overnight. I took two edibles. Wat do?
By the end of the week, Syria, for all intents and purposes, will be reunified under one government. The majority of the country will see peace and quiet for the foreseeable future, including Aleppo. First time in 15 years.Now the question is: will a single one of them go back?
>>218603622>wtf even is a right to pursue happinessThe opposite of modern day japan.
>>218603621Why?
>>218603630This post and the image scared me I don't know why
>>218603621>we throw […] toilet paperThis will be banned as a jeetophobic hate crime in the coming years
Fortnite Balls
>>218603630Gotta bow down to our Sunni overlords
>>218603643Don’t be scared kitten we made sure to become friends with him
>>218603630Crazy how this Jolani guy was an ISIS/Al Qaeda warlord with a multimillion dollar US bounty on his head, but everyone just ignores it now.
>>218603658all it takes for peace is the extermination of everybody you don't get along with
>>218603642i don't know, we just do for some reason. i was exaggerating earlier but it's primarily done in neighborhoods where there's a bad or grumpy neighbor and this is treated as a playful prank.>>218603645i'm sure livable houses with proper plumbing will be considered a hate crime
You need to ride my big cock until we both cum
>>218603681gay
>>218603681hot
>>218603676Trump has a mancrush on him so they removed it because he’s being a good boy
>>218603676Not everyone ignores it but there are plenty of people who are trying to be patient and give him a chance.
Your current feeling?Me, hammered.
>>218603705Pendejo
>>218603705Hungry, I wish I was on a California beach eating a couple of shrimp tacos or whatever the hell they're called.
>>218603645only TP jeet houses (not at halloween)
>>218603705Anxiety and sadness mainly
there's nothing wrong with supporting terrorists/radicals that hurt your enemies desu that's the way the cookie crumbles
>>218603736your enemies enemy is NOT your friend buddy
got basically no ancestors that actually fought in the rev war or 1812 they all never saw combat just got a few confederate ancestors that actually fought and one of them got sniped several states from home
i think ive had like a shift in perspective, but the realization that humanity has endured 5000 years of basically uninterrupted war is so hellish. what is wrong with us?
There used to be a clothing store called ISIS in Montreal, which was older than the terrorist group. They decided to tough it out, and not change their name. They went out of business in 2023, so they basically outlived the terrorist group.
>>218603713Hola>>218603725They're called shrimp tacos.>>218603730Bro, we all do, but we deal with it in different ways.
>>218603804isis is an egyptian goddess and still exists
>>218603798far more than that peacetime is an aberration and will end one day
im so tired
>>218603798Those in power will manipulate the unassuming to enable their agenda(s). Most of the time, they'll trick said unassuming into working for ideas that'll only hurt them in the end.>>218603808>They're called shrimp tacos.Thanks. Wish I was there, they look like a couple of chipper lads.
>>218603798Don't worry kitten
>>218603808viagra bomb
>>218603829Brian
>>218603798have you seen those anthropology videos about the ancient cults that would eat people and fashion their bones into decorations and furniture and shit? they could even tell what their favorite bits of meat were by the teeth marks war is hell but back then it was worse
>>218603843They actually sucked and everybody ignored them and I was the only one that clapped.>>218603868There is also a hawk tuah but it's being covered.
>>218603798There will always be struggle and conflict it's human nature. even if you decrease physical conflict, then conflict merely becomes expressed through some other means or in some other environmentit's an unavoidable, if absurd, aspect of human existence
Enjoy yourself It’s later than you think
>>218603680Don’t grumpy people have guns?
>>218603908who's the lady?
>>218603808I like how there's just Dr Pepper between Scooby Snack and Viagra Bomb
>>218603808you ever bought a fat hooker
>>218603917Thirsty nigga
Why do I feel like 95% of Canadian posters are from Quebec?
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>>218603939Im from Manitoba
It says I'm connected without internet
>>218603935I wanted to be polite and ask who she is to the Mexican before I said I would like to take her on a date and kiss her.
>>218603917I don't know, I had the phone down in front of me while taking the picture, she was looking at me, she was cute. I said hola and did a 360 out of there.
>>218603939Dunno but I'm from PEI :)
Any Quebecian posts would be in French
>>218603939PEI doesn’t have internet Albertans are too busy raging about carney on Facebook liveBCians are across the border protestingSaskatchewans are lost in the woods Manitobans are uh… i got nothing Ontarians are all in Chicago So that leaves Quebec
>>218603830those who live by the sword die by the sword though>>218603843>Most of the time, they'll trick said unassuming into working for ideas that'll only hurt them in the end.why do we kill people for ideas? ideas can't be happy.>>218603863sorry. not trying to be a bummer. just yapping.>>218603898yes. ive seen the neanderthal bones scraped of meat by human knives. it honestly just makes me sad. i think not enough people today have empathy for the lives of people who lived in the past. it creates an interesting perspective. like what were the humans thinking when they were eating neanderthals over fire pits? they were probably just about the same as us.>>218603910ive had this thought a lot. i've always figured that if we reached post-scarcity and wanted a society to function, people would probably need to struggle for something to keep society from breaking down. if we get everything we want, life is sort of boring and underwhelming so we just want more until we have just a little bit less than we want. seems like it's how we're meant to exist.
>>218603908>They actually suckedAw man>I was the only one that clapped.Yay>>218603915Well, the answer is a lot more complicated for this whole series of questions. Essentially, pranking houses used to be a lot more common years ago, but it's pretty rare now. The kiddos don't really go trick-or-treating as much anymore and people have become extremely cautious. The whole "crazed American obsessed with guns" always existed but it's really started to get problematic in recent times. The fact that most homeowners are armed and are willing to blast you in the face if a stranger rang their doorbell or was throwing eggs at their windows means it isn't as safe is it used to be.
>>218603929No, but a couple off of a cruise ship bought me a Mexican blowjob
>>218603994>they were probably just about the same as us.That’s what scares me the most about these findsHow could they? It makes no senseOr are we all capable of that?
>>218603988>PEI doesn’t have internetTrue I'm using Data right now
Canadians watch this film (it’s in French)It’s really good and undermentioned. I have the limited edition Blu-ray version :)
>>218604030>it’s in FrenchDropped
I'm bored so I'm posting some of my favorite pics so far.
>>218604014>How could they? It makes no sense>Or are we all capable of that?the modern system of factory farming probably causes more suffering than anything paelolithic humans knew of. we've induced famines on purpose to build more steel mills. those people were probably fighting to survive every day. what right do we have to blame them for the meat they ate when we throw meat in the trash by the gigaton?
>>218604055Nice
>>218603994>why do we kill people for ideas? ideas can't be happy.Because in most cases, murder is an external admission that you viewed your victim as less than human. People have always justified the suffering of others through overly convoluted means. The moment your victim stops being a "human" and is instead viewed as a "vermin" or a "disease" then anything can happen to them and you won't bat an eye. Sad stuff, really. Most people can't actually commit an act of violence against someone they view as fully human, so they have to resort to degradation to take the would-be stress off of themselves.
I’m going to sleep
>>218603939Allo.
>>218604084night bud
>>218604055that's a really pretty formation.>>218604068that makes sense I guess. People are worth more than ideas, but if you can see people as an idea you can kill them like a thought.
>>218604014>How could they? It makes no sense>Or are we all capable of that?In a situation of scarcity and when the other side is equally threatening, sure why not>>218604068The justification is pretty simple, this group or tribe or nation is a threat to me. it can be semi rational depending on the context and the degree as to how real the threat really isYou never really know what your opponent is going to do. they may seem nice and friendly right now but they may really just be sharpening their own knives...
Didn't even bother getting excited for the weekend this time, knowing that 1. I would do nothing 2. It would go by really fast and be over
KEY-BECK!??no no
>>218604113>but if you can see people as an idea you can kill them like a thoughtExactly. When people are turned into things, it's easy to detach ourselves from the harm we've caused and justify it. That's why in the army they refer to the enemy as "targets" or "enemy combatants.">>218604148>The justification is pretty simple, this group or tribe or nation is a threat to me. it can be semi rational depending on the context and the degree as to how real the threat really is>You never really know what your opponent is going to do. they may seem nice and friendly right now but they may really just be sharpening their own knives...True, to a certain extent. I think the anon was more so referring to the senseless violence humanity has committed against itself and less in regards to self-defense. Self-defense is still pretty damaging but self-preservation is the top priority for every living organism so it's excusable; but, now how you go about it is when questions arise, but that's for another conversation.
>>218604191>Exactly. When people are turned into things, it's easy to detach ourselves from the harm we've caused and justify it. That's why in the army they refer to the enemy as "targets" or "enemy combatants."it's very interesting to think about. it's making me have some confusing thoughts that are morally dubious so i won't say them
>>218604191>I think the anon was more so referring to the senseless violence humanity has committed against itself and less in regards to self-defenseWell the line between the two is blurryYou don't know what you'd do in a context like the ancient, or pre-historical world, that lacked modern telecommunication. You don't know what the other groups around you are or aren't doing, which creates uncertantity and fear. they were probably surrounded in a more threatening world which made it easier to be violent
>>218604258>they were probably surrounded in a more threatening world which made it easier to be violentif they were human and they did it, they must have had a good reason. it's not like they were any more stupid than we are.
goodnight
>>>/gif/30138987How do I get a gf like this?
>>218604227Yeah, my word of advice is just to recognize another human's humanity, I guess.>>218604258Of course. The times were crazy back then and I probably would've fallen short as well. I can't really blame them when I haven't been int heir shoes.>they were probably surrounded in a more threatening world which made it easier to be violentEspecially, when you have certain events such as public executions where the whole family gathers to watch them. I'm not surprised people were crazy back then (and still are, just a little less).
Its still early, wussy
>>218604296>Yeah, my word of advice is just to recognize another human's humanity, I guess.Even when you're killing one?
It's crazy how jewish /pol/ is.
Jason is a very pretty lady
>>218604321its totally unusable now, just brownoids reposting things from their twitter feed and calling eachother indian or jewish
>>218604272I think an individual's field of view was far more narrow in the past, such that your own field of reference as to what is right or wrong was basically only your own tribe. Massacring another tribe is good because it helps your tribe. At least if we are thinking way back to hunter gatherer timesThis is still kind of how people basically think today, but the existence of things like the internet tampers with that basic tribal instinct as people are subjected in a single day to hundreds of perspectives of those outside their immediate tribe to an extent that simply wouldn't have been possible in the pastAnd before the internet, the printing press had a similar broadening effect leading to more abstract ideas of universal right
A Hispanic won the Heisman trophy Anglo shitskins on suicide watch this century is the Hispanic century, you will bow down to us
where did the funny farting canadian go
>>218604428Said hispanic (hes 100% cuban)that being said this is by far the worst draft class in the last 50 years
I got a better pic of one side of medicine man.
>>218604478LOL
i love the mexibro who just posts random pictures of mexico, it's so colorful down there I wish the cities weren't so gray
>>218604478>>218604520Whiter than any anglo shitskin I've ever seen we Hispanics really need to start the SSS (Spanic Supremacist Squadron) and go around terrorizing anglos
>>218604383Yeah, but that sort of reminds me of something else in this world. Math professors don't take pleasure in mandane parts of life. They're always gazing off in the distance thinking about abstract things. There are people with no ability to see things outside of themselves, but also people who cannot remember that they are even human. I think the ancients suffered from the latter problem less precisely because they were less abstract in how they think of the world. You have lots of ascetics at precisely the same time platonism was invented for a reason, in my opinion. When we try to find heaven, we lose our head in the clouds. Or something.
>>218604279gn
>>218604547Sorry to break it to you buy this years MVP, Superbowl MVP and Superbowl champion is going to be a white anglo and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
>>218604649Hitler, the Whitest man to ever live, bombed the ever living shit out of your peoples capital
>>218604665Hitler never bombed Washington, chud.
>>218604665hitler never bombed jerusalem
chud is such a funny remark to me
>>218604536Cute apron
>>218604642why are mexicans so FAT lolol
>>218604693>>218604676The Blitzkeep coping anglo shitskins this is our century
>>218604547Hating anglos is indeed based but it's hard to look past your being hispanic
>trying to login to website>sent code to sms ... put in code>ok we also sent another code to email .... put in code>your browser is not supported, please login on a different browserI hate the internet in 2026
>>218604723>this is our centuryyour mom cleans the shit stains out of my underwearyour dad washes my cardon't forget it
heisman trophy winners, famously all good NFL players (oh wait lmao no)
>>218604723Trajan and Hadrian were hispanic so i don't really have anything against hispanic people. don't see anything wrong with Anglos either though. they have some of the coolest history in europe.
>>218604748>try to use a site>"Please solve this captcha">"Please make an account">"Password is not long enough">"Sorry, our system thinks you're a bot"Just fucking kill me at this point.
>>218604748yeah it's really fucking annoying. and the worst thing is how if you lose your emailor get your phone number cancelled you have to spend an hour talking to barely fluent mexicans and hindus to reset your password.
Hitler bombed Anglos never let them forget this they will try and chimp out, calling themselves the inventors of the White race, the epitome of the White race but at the end of the day..... blonde hair blue eyed Germans bombed them
>>218604785Aw wtf
>>218604816How does knowing this help me right now?
How about the guysman trophy
>>218604816Anglos have always held the Germans to be inferior to them, and they won the war. Why would Hitler's opinion supercede the opinion of the ones that defeated him? If you want to judge by strength, judge by strength.
>>218604719
>>218604858they have la comida in mexico? thought that was a US thing
>>218604853>>218604843Anglos are nothing but Norman and Roman rape babies
>>218604890okay?
>>218604890i mean yea anglos are sort of quintessentially the white default race cause they have celtic, germanic, and latin connections. complete midpoint of the other groups basically.
>>218604813>if you lose your emailor get your phone number cancelledI don't know what this even means. how do you lose an email. most times you can just request they send the code again
Anglos won.
>>218604927i mean if you can't log into your email anymore
>>218604927With Gmail if you don't have the original phone number you created the account with they will just randomly lock you out of your account. Google has no customer service so its impossible to get anybody to assist you with recovery either.
No The quintessentially White races are the Hispanics, Lusos, Russians, Italics, Finns, French and Greeks
Occidental should become the official language of /cum/ since it's basically a mix of English, French, and Spanish anyway>Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc, litot Europa usa li sam vocabular. Li lingues differe solmen in li grammatica, li pronunciation e li plu commun vocabules. Omnicos directe al desirabilite de un nov lingua franca: On refusa continuar payar custosi traductores.>At solmen va esser necessi far uniform grammatica, pronunciation e plu commun paroles. Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues. It va esser tam simplic quam Occidental in fact, it va esser Occidental. A un Angleso it va semblar un simplificat Angles, quam un skeptic Cambridge amico dit me que Occidental es.
>>218604942This is synonymous with saying jews won. Anglos have always been the jews most loyal lapdogs
>>218604991Did the jews lose?
>>218604991trvke.................................................................
Canadian femboy butts smell similar to a fresh stack of warm pancakes. They have that baked vanilla cake scent with strong maple overtones backed with a buttery dairy smell that keeps things interesting
>>218604945i've never had that issue i use a password manager, and also have a recovery 2nd email account set
>>218605012Hey poopdick nobody cares
>>218604986>roman reading church latin
>>218605063Dice to que tu vole, ma tu comprendet omni que yo scrit.
>>218604986or maybe pig latin because i like bacon
i wanna goon but dogstein won't leave the goon cave
>>218605107Do people not masturbate in the same room as their dog? Do you think your dog cares?
how do you people still masturbate go to confession and become Catholic
>>218605135>how do you people still masturbateso i just grab the head of my penis and rub as fast as i can, not too fast or else my scabs will ripp off and start bleeding which can get very messy when my blood mixes with my cum (i call it cloom)
>>218605135How many weeks in a row do you think you could confess to the priest about masturbating before he stops absolving you.
>>218605155you're pathetic
>>218605115I wouldn't even want to j/o with a bird in the room. Fish might be ok if they're sexy fish like a big koi wall, not cute fish like some pet shop platies. Hypothetically
>>218605167at some point you just look pathetic to anyone if you comeback with the same faults at least thats how I think about it. I haven't fapped since August
GYATT SLATT RAT ATAT TATTGANG DAMN CUH SHIT NIGGABANG PENIS GAMER SLANG TITS or ASS -straight luigi
>>218605168rude
Wagedom ruins leisue. Like an axe hanging over my head that ruins every second of free time because I know each second brings me closer back to the wage cage
>>218605135Why are you catholic and not protestant, hasn't the pope shown you how cringe the magisterium is? hasn't the fallibility of the pope been proven a billion times by now
>>218605189But i like masturbating because it makes me feel good
>>218605217Its true. It destroys your hobbies too because as you lose time to keep them up and time to think about them, you lose interest. People don't like to talk about how harmful work really is to a persons life because it feels better to cope
>>218605155Good post dont listen to the chud
>>218605222none of the early church fathers believed in sola fide which is a fundemental belief in protestanism protestants are not eucharistic like Catholics are. Christ said: Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you; 54 he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. 56 He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I in him.
If someone masturbates you in your sleep it's not a sin because you were unconscious
>>218605155>which can get very messy when my blood mixes with my cum (i call it cloom)wtf
>>218605284What if you wake up during but don't do anything?
>>218605275who fuggin cares you're a christians
>>218605310>who fuggin caresIt is a protestant belief that those outside their faith can be saved Catholics believe that there is no salvation outside of The Church
>>218605297Then that's rape so the sin falls on the other person. It's a perfect loophole
>>218605351Wait that's rape???
