Yosemite edition
Activate it
coming on a sex penis
>>218611266Jannerz wont like this
Need a gf like this ngl
can you tell this clown to shut up
>>218611313we have been trying for decades
>>218611303Isn't this the girl who went missing in South Africa
What does remigration mean
>>218610981what's those keys for
>>218611313he's so embarrassing
>>218611303Only a BBC could satisfy this
>>218611279BVSED
Really interested in ancient Minoan culture.
On jah I'm selling rorke into slavery
>>218611316it's too late leftypol, rorke can reclaim your memes like chud but you can't achieve the reverse
yanks will never know the taste of pepsi max
>>218611389What a coincidence!
>>218611401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2XOgJFoXgo
Rorke left reeling after this explosive new bombshell.
got an utter banger on ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n78rcVoIr8
its time for me to move on from 4chan, I have out grown this place and you people. I first started using 4chan many years ago as a angry teenager, i am now a man, I have many things to do and more growth to bring into my life. i dont know what timmy means or what you often talk about penises with acronyms. I dont fit in here anymore, and that is a good thing. fare thee well amigos
Here's your far right party rorke
>>218611361I think you know
>>218611374Aren’t you bored
>>218611510alright bro see you tomorrow
do women actually fart or is that a myth created by the chosen people to make heterosexuality less appealing?
>>218611538Ah now I see why Nigel and the rest of the party all turned on that woman who stood up in parliament and asked starmer to ban the burqa
why the fuck is he wearing sunglasses
>I'm halfway between normal weight and obeseoh my CHRIST
>>218611266Is yosemite sam human? His eyebrows go all the way around. Suspicious
>>218611630his right eye is busted, full of blood
We are Edmund BurkeWe carry the flame
>>218611652Should wear an eyepatch then
>>218611652been scrapping with his missus again?
>>218611630https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
>>218611316Noo actually shes a lesbian that loves immigrants now! Shes cool honest
got any good posts planned?
>>218611630To look cool
rorke's new crush, french banker
why is kemi getting more popular?
>>218611389Actually kind of cringe. Reminds me of that Australian woman doing a dance
>>218611662maybe that, maybe she jizzed in it
in 5 years we're going to look back on laptops with windows ai buttons like zune and shitchrist it's such dogshit
>>218611703Most of the sleeziest market liberal tories have gone over to reform
Any excellent world war 2 documentaries?
>>218611703>every single one of them underwaterlol
Shower simply will not unclog >plunged it to high heavens>tried filling it up and flushing the toilet to use weight to dislodge >tried hot water and soapIt drains incredibly slowly but still backs up when I flush the toiletAny ideas?
career politicians shouldnt exist
>>218611747what's mental is that the most barmy insane one (polanski) is the most popular with -8% we're a clown country
>>218611714Used to have a laptop that was also touch screen. It wasnt even like a hybrid tablet or anything it had a fixed keyboard with a touchscreen
>>2186114678 tons of coal have been burned for this masterpiece
>>218611266>Yosemitethis is how i greet my jewish friend
>>218611767>what's mental is that the most barmy insane one (polanski) is the most popular with -8%Yeah that threw me off as well
>>218611763Plunge and remove debris
https://youtu.be/AiVTaDLXFeQ?si=X1booO133TQcwRI2
>>218611763yeah isn't this literally what plumbers are made for? In any case I have a drain auger (coloquially referred to as a drain snake by plebs).Operates basically like a metal fishing rod that angles its way down your pipes.You do that with the auger and you can earth a shitload of hair which is usually the main culprit. They sell them at B&Q et al.
>>218611743world at war, naturally
>>218611798How about drain augury
>et al.
>>218611738nevertheless, the tories are basically defined by being Reform but 6 months laterthey're so petrified they're adopting everything Reform says whilst exclaing how unserious Reform are. mental.IMO they'd be better off becoming blue lib dems and calling nige a bloody racist and standing for centrist dads everywhere.Those aren't my politics but apeing reform won't do anything.
>>218611803Thank you bomber Harris
>>218611767I mean -8% isnt great. Not a single one of them is good. Some people might think that polanski and davey are kind of inoffensive (theyd be wrong)
get the cute dogs posted
>>218611783and that's just beautiful
>>218611842>IMO they'd be better off becoming blue lib dems and calling nige a bloody racist and standing for centrist dads everywhere.Eh? They've been doing that for over a fucking decade you stupid prick
>>218611825>mocking articulation, eloquence, sophistication and classThis is why ladies believe you're missing that je ne sais quoi. I bet you don't even watch Frasier.
>>218611866Australia selling coal to Newcastle
>>218611825>(sic)Can't think of anything more brutal in text
>>218611763Dyno rod. Or one of those dissolving sticks you put down the drain
>>218611866thank you for your service
>>218611798>yeah isn't this literally what plumbers are made for?I'm poor
ooh, stick you, your mama too (and your daddy)
Wish I could go back to 2012.I fucked up and let it all slip through my fingers.I need a second chance.
>>218611914Your landlord can pay
>>218611884it's funny cause our major coal export port is also newcastle
>>218611877bhenchod of course I know thatbut since Boris in 2019 their RHETORIC (which is all that matters outside of election season) is obviously pandering to Reform voters and nothing else.You've got to go back to Cameron/May days for their RHETORIC to be proudly centrist and "one nation" gayness.Boris did his purge during that hung parliament in Late 2019 and the party's been gun-ho on immigration and trans shite ever since.Of course in terms of ACTION they're useless, immigration quadrupled for fuck's sake.But I'm talking about RHETORIC.
You ever get that unstoppable ecstatic urge to slaughter 99.9% of the human population with your bare hands?
>>218611842>centrist dadFeel like this just means white men aged 25 to 50 and its only used by forever onlines
that's it the election's over
>>218611866
What car should I buy to tour the US before I kill myself? Was thinking something with air suspension so it's versatile
*starts gay pornily shadow boxing intensely in the middle of the thread*
>>218611943ironically your attempt to memeify a very literal phrase is a symptom of your own chronically online syndrome
>>218611798Had to use the same thing to unclog my kitchen sink the other day because a congealed mass of coffee grounds and other food waste was clogging it. Eorked like a charm after running it a dozen times through, wiping the filth off each time
>>218611968>I kill myselfright well you shouldn't do that
didn't happen though did it
>>218612009aren't you a moderator though? can't you just remove the post?
>>218612015Why?
>>218611971>memeifyHow? Basically its political commentators lazy pigeon holeing of all white men 25 to 50 saying "oh they dont really believe or care in anything"
>>2186119682004 plate Rover 25
>>218611964Thomas Skinner was born a billionaire heir and pretends to be working class. It is no different to blackface.
garmonbozia for tea
Putting aside politics Trump is just an annoying cunt
>>218611968A Pontiac or a Buick. Americanmade. Leather jacket. F*cking badass.
>>218612039Wealth doesnt = class
>>218612034No, it means centrist dads25 year olds are broadly not "dads"
>>218611923me but wishing I could go back to September 2017
huge brain on the belgian pm
>25 year olds are broadly not "dads"
>>218611968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-M0M69lIFY
>>218612039Don’t say that here some proper fucking bum lickers of his on here
>>218611926that must get confusing, especially because there's probably a newcastle in the usa too!
>>218612034>>218611943Centrist dads are middle class, white collar, approx 45+I would ask you to PLEASE remember that you are an autistic retard with no hope of understanding social, cultural or political trends
>>218612073Its a recent archetype created by lazy out of touch political class
>>218611767people who wouldnt like him havent heard of him because they dont pay attention to greeniesguarantee you he has the highest dont knows score
>>218612091Bizarre post
>Centrist dads are middle class, white collar, approx 45+I would ask you to PLEASE remember that you are an autistic retard with no hope of understanding social, cultural or political trends
>>218611803he was literally right tbf, bombing did win the war
>>218612135>created by lazy out of touch political classExcellent, find 3 examples of a politician referring to this archetypeShould be easy if what you say is true ans not just autistic retarded bollocks
>>218611925My landlord takes forever to sort this stuff and will insist it's the councils job not his
>>218612180Also russian bodies soaking up German bullets
the holocaust I mean
>>218612100no one cares about that one
>>218612180Actually, in Hearts of Iron 4, strategic bombing is nearly useless
>>218612178>>218612091what are you accusing him of being exactly? seems like you've been done
why does trump hate europe so much? is it just contrarianism? or is it just that xi and putin flatter him and make him feel like he's doing a great job
why did we bomb dresden and not wherever hitler was
>>218612237he wants total subserviance
>>218611943My dad is the definition of a centrist dad
>>218612247we bombed berlin more than anywhere else actuallybut he was in a bunker see
>>218612247Agartha was out of range of the Lancasters
>>218612247Shock and awe
>>218612237>why does trump hate europe so muchIt's weak but wants to throw its weight around even though it has been a freerider of American international liberalism for the last half century or more
>>218612188>"Centrist dads are middle-aged men who cannot come to terms with the world and politics changing," says Matt Zarb-Cousin, who helped popularise the termYoure just regurgitating buzzwords created by spin doctors. And you lap it up
>>218612237europe is too servile. he respects strongmen even if they stand up to him like xi or sheinbaum. he punishes weakminds and cowards like von derlyden or starmer
didn't do anything wrong did he
why did we have to be born to live through such boring meaningless times
>Matt Zarb-CousinWho?
>>218612304>Matt Zarb-CousinIs he the product of cousin-fucking
>>218612247More useful.
>>218612237they haven't given him anything gold and shiny
>>218612280what if we had lured him out with a lump of cheese and then bombed him
any centrist dad in?
Lads cba cooking tonight what's the best thing I can pick up from m&s that is basically just goyslop but packaged a bit nicer?
>>218612026Got demoted again when they found out I'm 17 years old
going to eat a weed gummy at 4pm
>>218612361i feel like you've got hitler confused with a mouse of some kind
>>218612371meal deal
>>218612330>>218612336>Mr Zarb-Cousin was the Labour leader's official spokesman and is now a vocal advocate for his former boss on social media.>"They think that they must know better because they are older and wiser," he says. "Their politics are vague because they just come across as contrarians, unwilling to engage in any meaningful political debate."The entire term is just lazy pigeonholing and cope for why people didn't vote for Corbyn
>>218612371get some luxury chicken goujons x
>>218612371poo barm
If all Countries don’t have an organisation dedicated to helping to teach their politicians how to flatter trump and stroke his ego then they are not doing their country and citizens justice.Trump is an absolute mongoloid who’s entire existence is built around ego and being complimented, he most be so easy to manipulate
>>218612009janny will have your guts for garters for this post
>>218612411minister of anal smoke blowing
got the poo on
>>218612390alright how about some bird seed? oh and about the bombs I think we can rely on acme corp to supply us
>>218612405>>218612304Don't csre whay some fat paki said almost a decade ago, centrist dad as it was used originally in this thread just means centrist dad, and certainly doesn't include anyone aged 25-35You're very stupid and frankly you should be shot
>>218612371posh beans on toast
>>218612406That's a good idea, you had their chicken kievs?>>218612445Don't think so
>>218612440Youve been found out you spastic freak. Youre repeating phrases coined by labour to cope with the fact corbyn lost in a landslide. It fits nicely into your narrative because you are a mong
>>218612371Get down Iceland (aka Niceland because it's so peng)
>>218612454extremely ominous aura to this image
>>218612454emergency sex session
>>218612237To use a /brit/ analogy, T is like Spainlad and Europe is like a group of weak children
Simple. I don't trust any man who would cheat on their wife.Imagine making a promise that's so big and important you schedule a whole event around it, and invite your friends, family, community, government, and God to observe you making this promise, and you can't even keep *that*?Get the fuck outta here with that.Would never be friends with a degenerate like that, and would certainly never vote for one.
>>218612483corr that's a depressing photo
>>218612483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw
>>218612454catford mandem
fairly sure centrist dad means a dad (i.e. someone who could be one of our dads) who's a centrist
>>218612501spaino loves invading children
>>218612440Leftypol in tatters
>>218612501ah right, rape and molestation
Seen the term centrist dad like 10 times now enough is enough lads starting to wind me up now
sensible centrist dad
centrist dads = libdem voters in my mind
That's a proper NY style 'za
>>218612508What about a 28 year old that cheated on multiple girlfriends when he was 16, 17, 18, 21, 23, and 28?
>>218612569Our Pakis make a much better za.
>>218612537No actually it has a very different and highly specific meaning because some brown person used the phrase briefly 9 years ago
>>218612569corr
Can you even go twenty minutes without mentioning child rape?Fucking hell man get some help
They call me Bennie ScroungerThey call me DolelordThey call me The Snoozer
>>218612592Gonna have a meltdown?
>>218612572why do you cheat mate
what about a 37 year old who looks 17
>>218612483where's the fucking cheeseif it's cheddar I swear down you're getting smacked
>>218612304>Centrist dads are middle-aged menRight so not 25 year olds then lol
>>218612572Did you swear a sacred oath to not do that?If not, it's not the same thing.Relationships are not black and white in the same way monogamous marriage is.
extreme mums
>Shabana Mahmood, UK home secretary: her vision is a "panopticon" where "the eyes of the state can be on you at all times"Shabana Mahmood wants to watch you wank
>>218612454>follow the white rabbit, neo
>>218612569We at /brit/ only like New Haven style 'za now since Dave Portnoy (our hero) taught introduced us to that.
>>218612609https://youtu.be/C-LBBh0Id5I
Gf is 27 but still gets IDd when she wants to buy my cans of Guinness.Wahey!
>>218612579theres a place that does tandoori chicken pizza near meits alright
>>218612579Paki freak
Alright lads here's my plan>GASTROPUB 2 chicken kievs >GASTROPUB molten cookie dough by Tom>make my own mashed potato Yeah I'm thinking this evening finna be bussin
>>218612605Most people do plus I've stopped
>>218612629someone post the google maps one
>>218612616So now its all about the age range not the fact that youre using some spin doctors term for a varied demographic that actually do have an interest in politics. You disingenuous little slug
>>218612669>>make my own mashed potatoNo need!
>>218612656Cope.
>>218612629Sick of the foreigners in government humiliation ritual
Listening to Rock Music.
>>218612683>spin doctorsWho? The paki bloke? You don't know what that term means
spaff doctors
>>218612696>Cheshire Constabulary, which submitted the evidence, said the decision was "not the outcome that we had anticipated".Bet they're bricking it
are the spin doctors behind the government's u-turns? haha
free Lucy
>>218612704Pipe down, stick to the rest is politics.
i remember it being a big deal when bill gates first went over 100 billion and now that's basically chump changenot saying we need a socialist revolution mind you but just sort of put the fear of god back into them if you get me. maybe make an example out of a couple
Uncs still got it!
>>218612766I accept your concession
https://youtu.be/7eX03Zz0QBs
>>218612602Are you?
>>218612778he actually died
>>218612696shot caller
>>218612772like power levels in dragonball. everyone's a super saiyan now.
>>218612778https://youtu.be/0o8by05rtMY
>>218612796Nah
>>218612781Youve been done
>>218612772Er no 100 billion is not chump change
Any other 15st+ lads in?
>>218612857Found 100billion down the back of the sofa once
>>218612670>Most people dothink you're coping there
>>218612483>>>218612405the wee meter thing is for povvos
>>218612688Wow! They've really thought of everything!!
>>218612483bet none of you freaks can actually articulate what is wrong with this
>>218612883How so?
farting way too much i have to have all my windows open all daythink i might have a special cancer that causes farts
>>218612857doesn't even crack top 10 richest these days matefair enough maybe you're still povvo but that's not the world everyone's living in
>>218612886Chopping stuff up is for povvos
>>218612912No veg, not wholewheat pasta, shop bought sauce, all of it looks like value stuff which will be ultra processed and have a lot of additives that are bad for you and linked to cancers
>>218612912Hes using terrible ingredients. And pork for bolognaise is odd
>>218612933>Good health>1 of 5 a dayWhat the hell is wrong with this packaging
>>218612933Ok this is a bit much
>>218612949>a lot of additives that are bad for you and linked to cancersmore importantly it tastes like shit
Dolmio is peng
Farkkkk
>>218612969>frenchies dont eat 5 a daywhat is wrong with them lads???
Dan Wootton ethnic nationalism
>>218613014Someone you know?
wish i could eat all my meals in one evening and be done with cooking forever
>>218613028Yurrr
>>218613017what a bizarre characterbasically a gay gossip columnist but hes far-right for some reason
>>218613015Too busy eating birds drowned in brandy with blindfolds over their eyes
>>218612949Depends heavily on the sauce but most, even the budget ones, are iften just vegetables, salt and sugar with a few badic seasonings. There's simply no need to add additives to jars or cans. The worst you could say health wise is that they're usually loaded with salt and added sugar to make them marginally more palatable and often use varieties with fewer vitamins. Same with the pasta. It's nutritionally poor but that's about it.
sat on me bollocks again
>>218613014peng body but shite profile
havent been outside since thursday
>>218613015Do you need to be told onions are vegetables?>>218613068Articulate what is wrong with this.
we're on the road to viridian city (viridian city)
>>218613075Oh shut up you know-it-all prick
>>218613080whats wrong with this
>>218613075Acting like you dont have nestle and Unilever slop in carrefour and intermarche.
>eating disgusting food to farm relies on 4chanEpic troll
>>218613080are you really so retarded that you don't know how cameras distort reality
>>218613080yeah she is repulsive
>>218613104Nothing. The blonde is minging
Gamergate.
>relies
>>218613106Never said or inferred such a thing and you know it. But there's no scary additives in jars or cans. Unless UK cans are somehow uniquely predisposed to rot.
>>218613014Crafted for them
>>218613080So she's heard
Tesco Lean Pork Mince 5% Fat 500g:100% pork minceTesco Quick Cook Spaghetti Pasta 500GDurum Wheat Semolina.Tesco Smooth Bolognese Sauce 500g:Tomato Purée (49%), Tomato (34%), Water, Sugar, Onion, Cornflour, Concentrated Lemon Juice, Sunflower Oil, Salt, Onion Powder, Herbs, Garlic Purée.So what's the issue here?what ingredients do you put in your bolognese?
Don't buy jars of sauce any more, too much salt and sugar in them. Tin of tomatoes, bit of stock, herbs and spices and it tastes much better. Jar sauce is for plebs.
>>218613189its 79 pence mate
>>218611787I chuckled
>>218613179Do you eat poorly on purpose?
>>218613200Tastes bad
>>218613209love women me
>>218613213tastes exactly the same as if you made it from scratch
>Tesco Lean Pork Mince 5%
Going to yoga tonight, gonna look at all the fat old mum bums
>>218613200Costs more per weight than if you made it yourself.
>>218613209I would like to engage in sexual intercourse on a frequent, long-term basis with the young lady to the left of the frame, with the blonde hair
>>218613231Any fit birds?
hi guys x
it's gamer time
>>218613222When's the last time you made it from scratch?
>>218613222Bait
>>218613232right but never works out that weigh in practise though does it not like you can buy just enough of those ingredients to make the equivalent of one jar of sauce
roar
>>218613252https://youtu.be/vXs_S7d5qVY?t=35
>>218613277Yes you can, easily.
>>218613252That guy is really really ugly. Like distractingly so
>>218613252surely not
>>218613298we need total war
>>218613225For me it's 95%
on the nofap
is the guy who was going to give me the captcha script back from toil yet?
>>218613325Thanks for letting us know
Don't forget to look after your spiritual health lads x
maybe instead of slags you can post cute dogs and cats
>>218613179And that's those "health" mongs completely raped to deathThese people don't even check the ingredients they just assume it's bad
>>218613335yeah mate here's the linkhttps://www.uc3bcq.info/uk49__/Odin-Configs-3-1.reg
>>218613302are you saying i can go to the shop and buy just just enough (and no more) tomato puree, sugar, cornflour, lemon juice, sunflower oil, salt, onion powder, herbs, garlic puree to make the equivalent amount of sauce as in this jaris that what you're saying?is it?because that's just blatantly not true is it
>>218613335Yeah just got back from being a rentboy but I left the script on the bus, soz
>>218613325>>218613345Yep x
Prime Minister Rupert Lowe!
>>218613358thats just a flu
>>218613364Raped that cunt
>>218613364You don't put cornflour and sugar in the sauce. All the other ingredients yes you can just take as much as you need for one jar. It is easily doable even though it is a ridiculous thing to do.
They should have made Amelia ugly and fat
>>218613364done him
alri
>>218613422You've been raped
>>218613422okay how do i go about doing that?
that lad just got raped
>>218611336you fell for cuck propaganda
Feeling a tad blue
right we have to be on our best behaviour now lads, no one make an early new
>>218613496winter never ends
you can make a tomato sauce with just butter tomatoes and salt. onions garlic and basil would be nice to add in and not hard but its not vital
>>218613481You simply go to the store and purchase the amount of ingredients that would yield one jar's worth of bolognaise sauce.
right well you're just being silly now so not replying to you anymore
Sir Lloyd Grossman
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
Sir Bob Dobalina
>>218613614turn autocap off unc
>>218613578Do you not know that you can buy fresh vegetables at the store? What do you think the processed ingredients are made from?
>>218613630No
well alice it seems we've both got autism haven't we
>>218613527My Italian family uses only tomatoes and butter. My sister's recipe introduces basil but NOBODY adds garlic to tomato sauce in Italy.
I can go to the shop and buy a squeeze of tomato puree can I? A pinch of salt and basil? A crack of pepper Do one mate
jez is 'ummy' in his ushanka >.<
weedtoil soon
>NOBODY adds garlic to tomato sauce in Italy.
>>218613657mental how fit she wasmental how grim he was mental that the deanos who run channel 4 thought it was fair to match them
>>218613677you can steal it. they wont even notice
no basement dwelling for me
I lived in italy and put garlic in my tomato sauce so do one
sir george floyd
>>218613245Sometimes one or two, usually not
>>218613767sir george floyd grossman
>I lived in italyCan we go one fucking day without you twats throwing your chic cosmopolitan lifestyle in my face?
>>218613677We all understand that you're unwilling or unable to make a proper sauce yourself, you don't need to do this song and dance for us to justify your shitty processed meal.
>>218613809poortherner meltdown
Women are turbo normies
nice night for an incel walk
>>218613874- incel billy idol
Are we just not having a new then
so this is itthe last /brit/
tfw no turbo normie gf to sit in my face while talking about the traitors or some slop
You always get mad when I make it
>>218613956cause youre shite at it utterly shite you could make a thousand news and never get any better you dont have the knack
Oh
Caved and bought a paki za
>>218613810You're yet to point out what's possessed about it?
>>218613997kys
>>218613984This is correct
>>218613956it would be like me trying to fuck a pussy 6 inches away with my 5 inch cock i could try and try forever and thrust and hump and squirm but my cock is never ever going to bridge the gap the pussy is too far god in heaven couldnt make it reach
>>218613997And it lush. Oh aye x
Joe Wicks war on possessed foods
late afternoon snack should tide me over til tea
been off 4 days and done nothing but bed rot. might need to do a evening jog tonight so i can sleep tonight and be up at a proper time tomorrow
>>218614053
discordtranny raid
>>218614000>tomato puree, onion powder, sugar, garlic pureeAll processedQuick cook pasta I'm assuming is parboiled or something weird
>>218614085shut up spaki
>>218614085It's just Spaino. You can tell by the timings and post pattern/
>>218614072theres mold on your toastied cheese btw
>>218613984>>218614044Sorry mates
>>218614103Lie on
/brit/ has fallen
>>218614098its dehydrated mongo
New>>218614118
>>218614136CUNT FUCKING CUNT DOGSHIT EDITION FUCK YOU
>>218614098Lol ok you're a retard
>>218614131Why is that labeled differently than regular dry pasta? Implies it's processed differently. >mongoYou're the one who doesn't know you can make one jars worth of sauce from fresh ingredients.
How do benny claimers ever date? Let’s say you are an attractive man with a six pack but you are on high rate pip and don’t want to date a council scum woman how is it possible a normal woman would ever date you
Socialists who criticise capitalism are fucking embarrassing, why shouldn’t a man or woman be allowed to have 150 billion and not use that money for the greater good of mankind like starvation, housing, education and advancement of civilisation as a collective?Grow up
