rorke edish
poo smells lmao
rorke
Activate it
https://x.com/BritisherPaz49/status/2013549281387454701what the fuck is wrong with this country
Can’t imagine what jfs think about us when they come in here and see us dedicating half of every thread to rorke and leftypol
really don't know what to do with myself
... love my moju shots - picture of me wearing my excellent reading glasses watching Live NBA: Bucks @ hawks on sky sports Mix on my TV via sky stream in home ...
:/
>>218616829The EU would not survive the economic armagedon that would create lol
>>218616853what the fuck is she saying?
I'M RANTING ABOUT ZOOMERS AGAIN I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM
im from yorkshire and I worked in the pudding mines as a wee lad
Spurs lads, we Frank in or out?
>>218616853ugly spastic bitch would love to cave her stupid fucking head in with a shovel
>>218616886Those 15 troops in Greenland and 2 British warships will truly show the United States who really means business
>>218616914tell us how you really feel!
mementomarly wank on the cards
>>218616866hes not wrongthe funny thing is that even the UN prats that care about international """"""""""""""""law"""""""""""""" dont like the deal because starmer totally ignored what the chagossians want
>>218616853>finally decide to look up what her disability is>go to wikipedia>go to personal life>1st sentence>Jones is a lesbian.Her disability was listed under the Comedic Style section, and I don't know if that was meant to be a joke or not.
>>218616866He's completely correct here
>>218616914
sudo apt pee
champions league on tonight, don't really care, just thought I'd let you know it's on
>>218616946The UK can hardly afford to keep it because no offense your guys economy is not as strong as it used to be pre WW1 and pre WW2
>>218616886Worth it to end the Americans empire desu
Why the hell did you guys vote for your current prime minister no offense but he has no spine and he looks like the type of guy who gets bullied by local teenagers
>>218617018how expensive do you think holding onto islands where no one lives is
>>218616853erm
why can i hear irish music coming from somewhere
>>218617042I don't vote, hope that helpsx
>>218617018Braindead yankpostWe're still going to be paying for itWe are basically giving the islands to Mauritius for no reason and paying for the privilegeThat's what is considered a deal by our civil servants and political classes apparently
>>218616866Absolute utter retarded mongs ignoring how trump himself is the one that originally pushed for the UK to sell the islands
told you lads glimt would batter citeh
>>218617042foy
>>218616967>Comedic Stylelet me guess: sex but spastically
>>218617055Ireland probably
>>218617042Most people voted Labour because they were sick to death of the tories being in power and having no fucking clue what they were doing
>>218616906I've been Frank out since November. It's been absolutely clear he's not it. Based Levy would have sacked him weeks ago.
Might run pacman -Syu as su
>>218616853fucking howlingsurely they could have edited in some better footage of the contestants
Come on Shamus back to gaol
>>218616853first time I've heard her speakchrist
>>218617042labour won because conservatives shat the bed and alternatives hadn't picked up momentum to be viable choices yet
>>218617064Rorke is a traitor and will take any ammo they can use to go against our prime minister
>>218616906I haven't met a single Spurs fan that ever wanted him or any that wants him now
would shag her to be honest
ATTENTION ALL NIGGERS. DIE NOW.
>>218617086He looks so goofy looking
shaking my arse to the rosie and jim song
*flies over your head*
>>218617107>Enoch Burke Scream
Release the Epstein files
>>218617064>>218617119Why do you think you can just get away with lying like this lol
>>218617178Prove me wrong
Feeling whimsical & ethereal
>>218617134He really does, most prime ministers since about 1990 have looked particularly weasely
>>218617178Leftypol's main hobby beside shitting cum is being a disingenuous piece of shit
>>218617112Didn't you guys have like 3 prime ministers in one year
Feeling like I was a poz load up my arse from an African cock
get the "Jewel - You Were Meant For Me" played on the 'tube, as it were
it's fucking back
>>218617199I 100 percent believe that his own office staff probably dread being around him because imagine having to be in room with that constantly
>>218617186America isn't even a signatory on the treaty, and the UK government caved into pressure from Mauritius lodging a claim in internation law, fuck all to do with the US president
>>218617186most philosophically and logically astute leftist
>The Department of Defense commends yesterday's historic agreement between the Republic of Mauritius and the United Kingdom on the status of the Chagos Archipelago. The DOD is confident that the negotiations between the two countries has resulted in an agreement that will protect the long-term, secure, and effective operation of the joint U.S.-UK military base on Diego Garcia.https://www.war.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3926592/statement-from-secretary-of-defense-lloyd-j-austin-iii-on-an-agreement-between/
>>218617209yeh all conservatives hence them later losing having shat the bed
Ok time for a 30 min nap *sleeps for three hours *
>>218617064he didn't push for it but he was in favour of it until this latest obsession with greenland
I had this escort suck my willard a while back, shit was LUSH!
>>218617274Honestly it's not much better here we are on corruption levels that make the ussr blush
>>218617285t.
100 elite SAS members to take out the yank Zionist golems
>>218617270rorke sent flying
buying chagos 25k say 123
>>218617270Utterly eviscerated
well that's rorke hanged, drawn and quartered
>>218617270The British government made an embarrassing error so the US forced it to at least provide some guarantee that it could be used for military purposes for a while and had to save face by putting a PR spin on it, that's allThe whole thing didn't need to happen in the first place, quite obvious to anyone that it was a fucking retarded move
>>218617290This. So much This.
Cope + Seethe = >>218617324
>>218617270>Oct 4 2024Remind me when Trump came into office?
>>218617321you stole this gimmick from me. I used it a while back but in reference to niggers. you're a thieving little niggercunt
>>218617324lol
cant stop eating muck
Threads gone quiet. Rorke frantically searching /conservative for his retort
>>218617349oh nononno NO! leftypol bros... we got too cocky !
That’s Rorke raped right up his fat mongoloid arse yet again isn’t it?
>>218617351actually i just made it up in my head and i've never even heard of you
>>218617349leftypol has been utterly fucking raped here
>>218617349SCREAMINGDONE THAT FREAK
Leftypol and Rorke raping eachother on Epstein island
>>218617324rorke grasping at straws
Council can't fix the poo issue as it requires two men for health and safety reasonsThus my shower will remain flooded with poo overnight until they maybe come in the morning
supposed to be going out on fridayim thinking i cant be fucking arsed
>>218617349That's itI'm a rorke now
>>218617440screamingyour house gonan facking STINK xDDDstink of de poo poos ahahaha
>>218617349
>>218617270>>218617324cooked country
>>218617349>>218617384>>218617417>>218617457>U.S. Support for UK and Mauritius Agreement on Chagos Archipelago >Today, the United States welcomed the historic agreement between the United Kingdom and the Republic of Mauritius on the future of the British Indian Ocean Territory—specifically, the Chagos Archipelago.>We commend both the United Kingdom and Mauritius for their leadership, vision, and commitment to ensure that Diego Garcia remains fully operational for the duration of this agreement. We look forward to working closely with both governments to strengthen our collaboration in support of regional peace and stability.>May 22nd, 2025https://www.state.gov/u-s-support-for-uk-and-mauritius-agreement-on-chagos-archipelagoRORKE ON THE ROPES
rorke and leftypol throwing trukes at each other like madmen, its unlikely any life will survive
>>218617476It's not funny lad, I'd post a picture but it's so grim it'd probably get me banned
>over-65s most likely to oppose free bus travel for under‑22 year oldsNo way!
>>218617509and solid poos floating in there or is it just poo soup?
>>218616859Listen to thishttps://youtu.be/nTQE44GVzT4?si=AyGnmLI7fOyDM2dM
>>218617509get it posted
nth for the holodem
>>218617506And he's down for the count again! How long can he keep this up for?
post the 'pumpkin' video
>>218617506OH NO NO NO NO FELLOW TRUMP SHILLS HOW DO WE COPE NOW???????
>>218617506Rorke’s fat hairy thick bastard arse CREAMPIED yet abloody gain!!
>>218617270 with the bait>>218617506 with the killRorke played yet again
>>218617540based holodemlad
>>218617506Nice try leftypol you utter piece of shit.See your originaly claim>Absolute utter retarded mongs ignoring how trump himself is the one that originally pushed for the UK to sell the islandsCompletely obliterated by >>218617349You've been completely raped. Die.
kier starmer gave me this sex arseits mine by right
New Premier League bald fraud identified
might commit grand larceny
>>218617561that's a bit vaguecan you describe it?
>>218617599Frank ain't bald
>>218617604:)
>>218617610im talking about Pep. He's been inflicted by the curse
um... www.youporn.com/watch/478392/cute-young-guy-nailed-hard
Mental how excited and impatient get when a ‘kizza is on the way lolKeep looking out the window and hoping evrrh car that comes past has a lovely little brown fella in it coming to deliver my slop x
>>218617631UM x
*makes bear noises*
billy no mates megot no mates you see
>>218616829mad how the yanks threatening to pull this trick is legitimately what ended the British Empire
>>218617349rorke got bars
>>218617628Pep has been EXPOSED for almost two seasons now mate this is nothing new, unc is washed
>>218617592Rorke CRYING with rageabsolutely SEETHING
>>218617513You know atleast in the UK the old people don't brag about how AI is gonna make it so they can pull the ladder
>>218617506Hahahahhahaa Rorke is embarrassing
>>218617704pumpkin
the hypothetical gf, as it were
i've just been informed that rorke and leftypol have both been found dead
>>218617721shes fat now from too much fettuccine
>>218617721Sir Gio Scotti
nieghbour coughing like mad. gutteral stuff as well
>>218617721beautiful fascist gio
>>218617721>tattooautomatic 0/10
>>218617064>trump himself is the one that originally pushed for the UK to sell the islandshow so
did he post the clearly fake tweet from twitter? yeah? did he?thats so funny isnt it... i cant believe he did that
>>218617754lol
Why has the thread slowed down suddenly
>>218617808Shut up
I hate you mum and dad!!!!!
>>218617808Rorke and leftypol have both been raped to death by eachother
>>218617822UM x
honestly couldn't give a shit who the president was, or is. the fact that we're paying a country billions to take away a military base they never owned because a chinese-bribed court said we should is downright fucking retarded.
>>218617808champions league, absolute scenes on /sp/
dinner? why it's penne bolognese of course x
what is happening in this gameplease hold on glimt
>>218617860yeah i can see why america doesn't trust european governments to be fair
No gyokeres??Big mistake mik BIG mistake
>>218617808*shoots you in the head*
Meltdown
>>218617917corr quite sexy how her gooch contracts like that
right that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>218617754edith you saucy minx
>>218617892Yeah America doesn't trust the UK for doing what the US wants the UK to do as proved earlier in the thread
>>218617917UM x
wallacing a gromit
where
>>218617944The US didn't ask or force the UK to do anything, have you not been paying attention? Get an early night
big news from the big man himself
tomorrow i buzzcut
Tonight's stir fryOnion garlic green beans sweet chilli and shiitake mushrooms in a miso and teriyaki chilli sauce
>>218617527Poo soup>>218617535Alri
the thraed just went 'ummy'
>>218617989Screaming
>>218617998why no protein
>>218617989Bloomin heck
>>218617893He's out of his level, and must be shipped out in the summer
>>218617998wud scran nglbut i imagine it's pretty flavourless if it's a standard supermarket yetriyaki sauce
>>218618003fucking hell please tell me you're not the one with the nigerian flatmatesplease tell me you're not knee-deep in mandingo dung
>>218617998needs some of this >>218618003 on it
>>218617989Rorke silent, as per
>>218618051Please be a cis female
>>218618045Kek no that's not me thank god
you didn't have to post it while i was having my dinner
>>218618003shitting hellfireits the poo buckets for memust fucking stink in there
>>218617989roar
>>218618051are beautiful megi
>>218618070that right there is a blokley fella mcman
>>218618118no!
hrblatt have asked for a meeting tomorrow with no agenda and no warning
HEALTH FOOD FAGGOT
>>218618115she’s so fucking fit its unreal
>>218618142corr peng redundancy package incoming
>>218618142tell her youre busy
just got done with a 17 dollar vegan smoothie
This is an unauthorised and illegal thread
>>218618142ruh roh stinky
Nigel Farage hot pics
>>218618003
>>218618156i also piss in the sink in work desu so worry its that
>>218618193Y tho?
>>218618191Get em posted
gonna be laughing myself to sleep tonight about that poo showerfucking disgustingimagine the smell and that fella has to live in the same house as itand hes theres collecting it in bucketsSCREAMING
>>218618084It was either decant into buckets or risk the thing overflowingWe're connected to the same pipes as the neighbours and though we both agreed not to flush our toilets until tomorrow I'm not taking the risk they forget
>>218618214feels goodmight as well do it when its at cock level rather than flushing the bog and wasting water
Overnight oats
Feeling snoozepilled & delirious
Overnight scroats
>we both agreed not to flush our toilets until tomorrowso not only is his shower full of shite his bogs gonna be full of poo tomorrow as wellcant make it up
Difficult decision I want nothing more than to move to America but I also love my mummy and and don’t want to be 6 hours behind her and an 8 hour flight away :/
poo
Overnight hall and scotes
this bath full of shit sort of reminds me of the bloke who snapped his window handle off
>>218618283just get a bull to call round once a week and black her with his baton to the point she forgets your name
prawns are massive overpriced. theres like a trillion of the fuckers.
Poop bath is not a meme!!
why did we give the chagos islands away in the first place
>>218618276CORRR
>>218618276>>218618224Just not pooing am I And I'll piss in a bottle It's an absolutely foul situation Won't ever take a poo for granted again
>>218618318what happened there?
Women should not have rights
>>218618320Such a dick thing to say
>>218618003roar
>>218618343>Just not pooing am Ioh im sure the urge will come soon enough
Mihai resurrecting from the poo bath like Dracula
>>218618322go catch them yourself then lad go on won't do it will ya poof
Overnight the US commended the UK selling the chagos islands but now trump is saying it's a stupid decision to sow discontent against the UK government among it's citizens because the US are trying to interfere in UK politics and get Farage elected so the UK can be a vassel state and rip apart NATO oats
>>218618345he snapped his window handle off
>>218618345bloke snapped his window handle off and posted about it herethen he posted in /diy/ about itthen people told him to get someone in to fix it for him and he had a massive tantrum
>>218618365Fuck off poo maker leave me alone
Rorke generating deepfakes of women he knows from workLeftypol also generating deepfakes, but of men he knows from work. Because he's homosexual
>>218618351finally a good post
I like to watch things while doing fan/parent runs but this shit is toning my soul. shit is me (soul) punching the proverbial wall without gloves on while my uma gets fans
>>218618322Ok so how about you go out into the middle of the ocean yourself then with a net and catch some free prawns
actually fucking roaring at the poo shower lad. certified /brit/ classic that
>tattoos is the new >pointy elbows 2/10
Lots of energy in here tonight. Feels like times of old
>>218618003do you think its your poo in there or an amalgam of the neighbours poo
Forgot to flush the toilet and the missus was horrified to see my poo and mushy toilet paper
>work event tomorrow>free dinner and drinks and hotel, worth about €350 total>Latvian is making sure I'm her the same table as her>promises me toilberg is on the other side of the roomNot sure if this is good or bad
>>218618393he's posting about horse cock now :/
>>218618413that's her done
>>218618386ohmydayz
Hello?
leftypol bathing himself in the poo shower juice
why is poo so funny ladsgot me roaring hereimagine the fucking smell hows he gonna clean it up haha
Hello.
>>218618407some of it is just so rainbow rhythmsand some of it is just so not rainbow rhythms
>>218618471Alri Adele
horse thread gave me boner
>>218618508No horses.
>>218618508deranged freak
>>218618377https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216124097/#q216124595sc
rorke pressing the page down button to scroll downleftypol pressing the middle mouse button and dragging the mouse to scroll down
>>218618569Fuck didn't realise I was leftypol
>>218618590it's over for us
rorke watching the inbetweenersleftypol watching skins
Redrow
going for a poo, don't make too many good posts
>>218618410Doesn't do to dwell on
>Cow astonishes scientists with rare use of toolsmad
Zesty Foden
it's all about bridges lads. and i'll say no more.
>>218618678wonder can it use it to rub its dick
Oats
>>218618685
>>218618695It’s a cow you mong, not a bull
dick gets a little hard every time i rub my horse in red dead
Marc Guehi looking like that gollum fella from The Wire
rorke = mark corriganleftypol = jeremy usbourne
>>218618749is it a mare or a stallion?
>>218618748and cows can have knobs
I've been brainwashing ai lately
>>218618767tight slender mare
can smell my stinking cheesy smeggy nob through my joggers
saving my good posts for the new de laaaaaads
I'm happy with my newly purchased first home for the most part. If you'd like I'm happy to go into detail with some aspects about it that I don't quite like?
Did anyone else used to cry and hate it when you got a haircut as a toddler/wee boy
might have acidentally become an alcoholic
Citeh in the mud
>>218617579xx
>>218618855Foreskin sounds disgusting, bet it smells worse
>>218618880depends, sometimes smells peng sometimes smells like fish
>>218618880You'd probably gag if you could smell my bellend rn
i'm saving them for the new aren't i? i'm saving them for the new. i am. i'm saving them for the new. i am though aren't i. i'm saving them for the new.
>>218618868not reallymy main memory is not being repulsed by what i saw in the mirrorwould make funny faces to make it less boringthen around the age of 13 i realised i'm fucking ugly so i stopped making faces and tried to never look at myself in a mirror or photos ever againhaha i'm in my late 30s now still hate how i look so much
Where is everyone? Thread started off fast then petered off around halfway through
interesting how /cum/ humour is all downstream from here
>>218618868I do that as a 32 year old man
>>218618902I hate fish>>218618919Thank heavens this on online chat and not in person
>>218618943I went for a poo
>>218618943Always slows down around the new
GETITMADE
>>218618678
>>218619005>>218619005>>218619005the new, bit early
>>218619010>>218619010>>218619010
still plenty of life left in this one desu
>both got deleted
>>218619208alri mr. janny thank you for letting us know
oh ffs janny what are you like
That's what you get
roar
let's use this thread it's still quite fresh>>218617024>>218617024>>218617024
>>218619249
um
And the english new?
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
