English Art edition
the non early new
>40 and pregnantsurely there's a law against this
>>218621387There's a couple of 40 yo i would get pregnant, if you know what i mean.
HMP Sex Arse>'Devious' female prison officer, 23, who was in illicit relationships with TWO inmates and planned to be with them 'on the outside' is jailedhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15481655/female-prison-officer-illicit-relationships-inmates-planned-jailed.html
>>218621387disappointed he isnt hooking up with Mrs we are charlie kirk
>>218621401Hoers
>>218621387Sir Shrek Vance the 4th
mad it's been 10 years since Kanye West died
>>218621415Got to get imprisoned lads, it's foolproof
might stop wasting my limited free time on this shit website
>>218621416charlie charlie kirky, i just popped a perkyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/erl_t4AsmIY
>"Merry England", or in more jocular, archaic spelling "Merrie England", refers to a utopian conception of English society and culture based on an idyllic pastoral way of life that was allegedly prevalent in early modern Britain at some time between the Middle Ages and the onset of the Industrial Revolution. More broadly, it connotes a putative essential Englishness with nostalgic overtones, incorporating such cultural symbols as the thatched cottage, the country inn and the Sunday roast.What Rorke dreams of every night
>>218621415mad how often this happens, women cannot be trusted in any position of authority
Gen Z niggas are forced to sit through a feature length film and then post stuff like this as if they've been through the wars
>>218621415why do they have women officers in men's prisons anyway what help would they be if something actually happened
reading about nazi germany
>>218621415a rough 23
>>218621387>pregnant at 40white women love this>4th childwhite women hate this
>>218621522whilst disapprovingly shaking your head?
>>218621401Shborse
poo just fell out my arsehole
>>218621513the strength comes from sheer numbers and technique rather than physical prowessplus some of the women genuinely have more balls than the men
>>218621511rent free.
>>218621545Rename a folder for me lil zoomy
>>218621511I'm a nice tidy millennial and during a nice period of unemployment was having a nap on the sofa and mum walked in and said "he's probably stoned"In her defence I had got stoned and fallen asleep watching a film, but she didn't have to be a bitch about it. I paid for that weed with my dole money fair and square. Now, nearly twenty years later I am very open with her about my drug usage despite my nice middle class existence (50k job, married, mortgage)
arsehole just fell out my arse
>>218621581You are scum
>>218621581stop crashing out
Sucking a diet coke
an arse just arsed out of my arse
>>218621598Happened twenty years ago, back when you were still playing with your little toys. Everyone is embarrassed of things at a certain point, it all passes. >>218621610What about my post is crashing out?
Remembering when Rorke got humiliated earlier
arse just arsed and fell out poo fell
>>218621364speaking of English art, I read about the necklace of some queen. Her story made my eyes water. It's some famous necklace, you can find it if you dig enough.
>>218621639love those little horny jap fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xort-iK1xug
Fucking 6:30pm is went I'm meant to finish work. Once you have dinner what's left of the day? Fuck all. And I make £19/h I just realised ie an absolute monkeys fuck ME
>>218621672nigga crashing out
mum's just come storming in and told me to stop crashing out
>>218621672Oh my word unc has lost it lol
>>218621696Need to get an activity in. I did yoga tonight, first time since pre-xmas but felt good. Was actually a fitty in there too tonight which is a rarity. Going bouldering tomorrow. Might go down pub on Friday. You can fill your time with activities, it's just much harder than staying in the boxroom playing games you don't care about and talking to the spastics on here.
>>218621696in the same boat except I make much more than youbut still, my work hours are basically 9-6, often past 6pmhave to then make dinner and whatever elsegot no free time
uncs shat himself again
>>218621696doesn't matter all wagies will be on boats to the frontline in the Arctic circle soon enough
>>218621704>>218621734I guess so? Surely that's when people are mad though, don't feel mad. Feel delightfully fucked up on drugs. If this is what a crashout is consider me out and proud.
Arsenal will do the quadruple
>I did yoga tonight,
Got me some of that strawberry matcha overnight oats from M&S thanks to that lil nibba last night. Absolutely foul stuff. Reckon he was lying about the zoomer girls asking him where he got it from
*puts a sign on my door that says Gone Pooin'*
>>218621777yeah 2nd place 4 years in a row
train in spain derailed again
how long do I need to wait after starting a new job until I start looking for another one? hate my current one it's boring as fuck and I'm not going anywhere in this role/industry. Tech customer success type stuff, mid level
want to not be sadwant to not be lonely
>>218621798Did it rain?
>>218621798the same one? what were they thinking getting it back in service in that state?
>>218621808as soon as you want?
>>218621808I don't care about your situation
>>218620797Dont joke about that, Christmas is what killed me off. Ive not worked since New Year. >>218620813Thats the plan. Chill all night, morning walk, then keep awake till this time tomorrow.
>>218621798The train in Spain stays mainly on the plane
>>218621809What are you doing about it? For a start you can wash your penis and tidy your bedroom.
>first month alreayd down>2026 nearly over>another year closer to deathutterly mental this lads
>>218621858used to have a bit of a crush on her back in the day
>>2186218082-3 yearsless means inexperienced, more means unambitious
>>218621808Just go immediately, as long as your previous place had a decent amount of time. Easy to say it wasn't a good fit.
>>218621878>another year further into your beautiful life :D
got tomato, toothpaste, cum and bogey stains on the jumper i'm wearing
Who's a fit young British actress
>>218621858joanne should tell her to stop crashing out
>>218621819Stupid meme. >healthy white woman>sickly oriental Only one could provide strong children that look like me.
>>218621896Uhh...>>218621829Not really it'll be a black mark on my CV if I keep job hopping no?
would be mint if Trump annexes Canada. I was born in Canada maybe I'd get a ticket out of this shit hole to the land of the free
>>218621858imagine going through your 'transition' and calling yourself "Graham"
i dont like waking up so late, im going to fix that
>>218621908mine has a mixture of spag bol and lager stains, as well as some fag ash
>>218621929Girl from Logan
>>218622007what lager do you drinkwhat fags do you smoke
does anyone know if my lack of employment history will disqualify me from joining the army? I have a meeting on Thursday
>>218621968can always omit it from your CV
>>218621929Don't know currently but I used to have a big crush on this one. She's not young anymore unfortunately.
>>218621992tranny docs did a good job on him though
There's nothing for me in England. So I'm moving. Moving to Australia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISKQDCLpDSY
>>218621873i'm simply incompatible with the majority of people
>>218622071Godspeed.
>>218622039'bourgdunhillsposting censored version because I got a fucking 3 day ban last time
>>218622014>>218622063Thx
>>218622063>Fresh Meatoh shit I completely forgot about this show. Remember having a thing for her as well
Mon the Spuuuurs
>>218622119always laugh when this picture gets posted
>>218621968Well yeah bad if you just bounce around all the time. Having been a hiring manager before I would be very wary. So you might need to stick it out for a couple of years if you can.
>>218622119why is logan paul stripping off
>>218622119why do you have a tv, a coffee machine and a bed in your bathroom.
genderless future where we all have a nob and a fanny
>>218622119Pretty discerning fag choice there actually. Fairplay,might grab myself a pack next time I'm out drinking.
>>218622184because that's a hotel room you sausage
>>218622119dunhills any good? looking to buy some ciggies and i want to try something different to the normal malboros i buy
>>218622175A few years? Would fucking top myself
Imagine a British person that posts in /cum/ like the Americans and Canadians that post here...
>>218622147Underrated show imo, I discovered it when I was in high school and it was very comfy. She was so cute. I think she has two kids now which - good for her.
>>218622202they're expensive but I actually don't smoke that often, like 2 a day on average so I can splash out a bit
>>218622063>>218622147Josie was mental but I honestly would have loved living with a girl like her at unicute mentally unstable welsh alcoholic blondie
>>218622232unlike most people here I enjoy Americana culture but /cum/ are boring bastards
>>218622063Yeah I fucking fell in love with her, watched some garbage e4 show about Vidya called dead pixels because she was in it. Something about being a cute blonde with a nice Welsh accent
>>218622225marlboro golds were what I used to smoke so odds are you'd probably like them
might become someone who chews gum
>>218622277yeh they're the ones i get on the rare occasion i suck a fag. i'll get some internationals
>>218621956One has sucked off 20 different men
>>218622065kek
>>218622295trvke
>>218622312Is that one you?
Well well well, watch out America
>>218622238Yeah I'm a smoke when I drink type so tend to get some dodgy baccy from Albanian money laundering offie and that hangs about for a couple of months. When I'm going out to do a bunch of drugs and listen to techno though a pack of cigs comes in handy and since I'm a classy bastard can afford to splash out a bit.
>>218622295Women and jews are obsessed with pushing this "male loneliness epidemic" meme
>>218621504
>muh jews
>>218622305sounds like you're like me in that you smoke when you feel like it rather than because you NEED to. You might find the average offie doesn't stock Dunhills but most supermarkets do
>>218622347Bond, James Bond.
>>218622347Someone's being telling porkies to their AI friend
>>218622240I never went to uni but I knew a girl like that except it was drugs and alcohol, haven't heard from her in years. >>218622272She's an angel. >>218622143There was another UK show "Misfits" and there was a mulato chick that was pretty cute.
>>218621858why is she so invested in the hurt feelings of perverted autognyephiles?
Any utterly barmy man in?
>>218622423
eepy and it's only the middle of the day
>>218622423I'm more just slightly odd
>>218622295Fake nudes have been around for decades, women should stop bitching about it.
Fresh Meat is the most accurate depiction of the British university experience in all of media.
>>218622440Faggot fatass learned an important lesson
>>218622456It was a bit boring to watch. But I didn't go uni.
>>218622440you can pinpoint the exact moment he started hating all women
Woke up just now and I've got to be up all day tomorrow
>>218622456Started off alright but got shit fast
can tell some of the people at toil are irritated by how withdrawn I am but whenever I have actually tried to speak to any of them the conversation dies completely within a minute. dunno what they want from me
>>218622119Damn, thats classy.
>>218622456not really
Seriously lads... how can I last longer in bed? It's making sex quite boring. By the time we switch positions, I'm already ready to come most of the time, so we don't really get to experiment. The only thing I can think of is if I have a "first come", .e.g get jacked off, then have sex. To "empty the tank", so to speak.Any tips?
>>218622440“Does this fat fuck really think he’s getting it?”
Radiator making scary hissing noises
got a 3 hour drive on Friday so I'm making a large playlist of bangers
>>218622491I woke up an hour ago and will keep you company x
>>218622400Yes that girl from misfits was very appealing. Similarly Becky in Him&Her, surprised that's not more mentioned here. A couple of NEETs living in a bedsit, trying to avoid spending time with their friends and family and shagging. Basically all of our dream existence.
I don't want to alarm our more sensitive posters but 5% of 2026 is officially done and gone
>>218622212
where do you find offies that sell cheap imported cigs
>>218622508kek, would have been absolute kino if he did a fakeout and handed it to the fatty after all
>>218622456oh yeah is it about a young man full of promise rotting away in a room while those around him torment him out of pathetic jealousy?
>>218622529hope i dont drive u up the wall haha x
>>218622516I love it. Kind of acts as a humidifier too.
>>218622507Put on a bit of weight. The so called "dad bod".
>>218622456Yeah it is, not too many people have tried to do it but you can tell it's largely based on real experiences the writers had.
Generally UK telly is fucking awful and the only decent shows happen by accident
>>218622546literally all those wog-ran vape shops sell dodgy cigs
>>218622497this is literally me
>>218622556you could never do that me luvver x
Almost having a panic attack thinking about how badly I fucked up my life
>>218622554Errr.. no. What would be an awfully atypical British university experience.
>>218622546dont bother, they taste like shite. get your friends and family and colleagues to pick you up duty free
>>218622608I promise you, however bad you think you have it, it isn't as bad compared to what I'm going through
>>218622497I used to be like this, the trick is just to start asking them questions about themselves and then following their response with further questions. You'll find most people rather enjoy talking about themselves so once you get them going they'll go for ages while you just nod. Listen to what they say and then you've got material to start conversations with them next time (eg "hey how did that trip go" etc)
>>218622608Happens to me some times. Deep breaths lad.
>>218622456I slept for a month in the dorms of the University of York, really reminded me of that show. Although it was kind of international, but still lot's of UK students. I gotta say there was something weeirdly comfy about the weather and the aesthetics of the place that I can't put my finger on. >>218622530>Yes that girl from misfits was very appealingThat scene when the invisible guy goes to watch them change in the locker is living rent free in my mind, what a hottie. Ngl wouldn't mind motorboating the chavs tits lol. >Becky in Him&HerHaven't heard of that, is it good?
>>218622507I've tried the pre-wank and it just meant I couldn't get it up or keep it up at all. Dunno what the answer is, best option is probably to get desensitised to the sex. So find someone and shag them as much as is actually possible, so even if the first one is a bust the next one half an hour later will be better. That's what I used to do when I was a teenager. Now when wife and I shag she can't cum from dick in vag so she gets to be in charge for a bit using her vibrator, then once she's done I can crack on with what I want. That way we both win. Usually a bit of oral will desensitize the cock before sticking it in the vag too
>>218622650But I don't want to do that. They'll start banging on about something and I'll want to get away immediately
>>218622637>your friends and family and colleagueslol who?
>>218622665Him and her is very good, peak bbc3 style comedy from the 2010s. She spends a lot of time hanging around in her underwear, pic related
>>218622395
>>218622716comfy show
>If you’re working with your hands or with your mouth or whatever you might be doing during the day, you are getting taxed more than someone who might make more money when they sleep than some people can earn in a lifetime. That’s fundamentally unfair and we’ve got to fix that.
>>218622708They are people one works with and people one socialises with, in theory anyway.
>>218622608this reminds me of when I was sat on the sofa with friends on one of the final days of uni when it started to dawn on me I had zero job opportunities lined up with a useless 2:2 degree and this wave of cold dread started to wash over me and they were asking me if I was feeling ok
>>218622728I'm not reading all that garbage from a system that's there to inflate your ego so you keep giving it money. Hook line and sinker mate
>>218622716I can't stand Russel Tovey.
>>218622751roarhow did things turn out in the end
>>218622743Welcome to the cause comrade Polanski
>>218622716Might give it a try. Big fan of a butterface with a hot body kek.
>>218622702then have fun never talking to anyone ever
vitiligo is flaring up again
>>218622756
um actually if you tax Mr Tesco he'll leave the country and we wont have tesco no more
>>218622507This is an escortmong bait post
>>218622793I don't want to talk to anyone ever
Not. a. good. day. for. Rorke. Yikes.
just caught gender dysphoria yesterday
Take a knife and drain your life
Can anyone give me some motivating words so i can go back to studying.
>>218622811
>>218622836you'll be a useless autistic freak dead at 40 if you can't do something now
>>218622775that was almost 15 years ago, I now have a decent career and a nice flat so I guess I'm doing pretty well, took a while to properly find my feet though
>>218622830honestly - killing yourself with a knife is probably the worst method of suicide. incredibly painful, requires extreme mental fortitude, will likely fail if you don't do a good job
>>218622751Went uni though didn’t youHad friends though didn’t you
>>218622830~shopping at saks feel like sainsburys~
room smells of mcnuggets
>>218622836It doesnt matter what we feel, only what we do
>>218622820then I have clearly misinterpreted your original post and I wish you a good evening
>>218622880good bit of advice that
Cannot stop laughing at that bloke with the poo in his shower
You’re from the Sainsbury’s aren’t you?
>>218622863I did have friends in uni although I haven't kept in touch with a single one of them. Do sometimes wonder what they're up to though
>>218622911i had two good friends at uni, one disappeared off the face off the earth and the other trooned out
>>218622751>2:2 degree>Career Prospects: Many companies, including some large organizations (like Google, NHS, PwC), offer graduate programs to 2:2 holders; experience and skills are often more important than the grade.
fingers still smell faintly of diesel
Getting a sweet email job at google with my 2:2 art history degree
kin ell what is going on in spain>One dead and 20 injured after train derails in Spain - just days after high-speed crash killed 40https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15482245/train-derails-Spain-high-speed-crash.html
got a first class and made only one mate in uni and didn't shag oncecan't help that I would've been much happier with a shitload of friends and birds and a 2:2
>>218622911Havent had a friend since year 9 so don’t fukijg act like youve got a worse life than me
degree: 2:2experience: wanking
>>218622982You're a wanker, aren't you
>>218622945>he only just returned from a 10 game bankek
>>218622940it was a 2:2 in 3D modelling mate, utterly useless. I thought I was gonna go and make video games for a living but realised about half way through the degree that making video games was actually quite boring and required you to sit at a desk staring at a screen for hours at a time, something I already did too much of at home
reddit's network security blocked me wtf
>>218623000Sauce?
>>218622899Imagine going to sleep knowing the shower in the bathroom next door is filled with an ever increasing amount of poo
>>218622945>>218623004its like joey barton in his """""""""""""""""prime"""""""""""""
>>218623000shagged em both btw
>>218621668where's the muslims LMAO
>>218623023mateys living a horror movie lmao
>>218622977I was never trying to say I've got a worse life than anyone lad, I was just saying that arguably the rock bottom of my life happened at uni
>>218623018I get that if I'm connected to a VPN
been seeing ai videos on tiktok of black blokes in london getting mental stuff taxpayer fundedsort of reminds me of the cronem gimmick unironically
>>218622851niceyeah uni is a joke, I regret going and I got a 2:1 anyway
>>218623014why didn't you make a video game if the french can make life is strange you can make a game too
I'm done with cheating on women that era is overGonna get married and have affairs instead
>>218623014wouldn't call 3D printing dragon and horse dildos at home 3D modelling but transferable skills and all that
>>218623000these women wouldn't even want to be seen making eye contact with me
>>218623075welcome to the big leagues, pal
>>218623071did you at least do some maturing and gain life experience? That was the one benefit I got from the whole thing, doing some growing up and learning how to be independent etc. If I hadn't gone to uni I'd probably have still been noticeably immature and naive well into my twenties
>>218622851how did you make the switch from a 3D modelling degree to a decent career anon? I am struggling with this now
Imagine being a Greek cunt back in the day
Can't settle down to sleep knowing there's just a wall between me and a shower full of poo
Girl gives me a blowie then complains I don't give her "after care"
>>218622968Barely scraped a 2:1 13 years ago and went out for a friend's xmas dinner with 15 people total, all people I met at uni or through friends I met at uni. Turns out going to a shit uni and spending all your time partying is probably better than going to a good one and studying hard.
>>218623109Not really, the whole reason I went to uni was to avoid working and being a real adultIt took being a NEET for several years after uni until I finally woke up and stopped being a complete retardSo no I wish I didn't have uni to help me avoid growing up
>>218623117what's that supposed to mean?
uni has been a farce for at least 25 years I'm afraid
>>218623073There was an attempt to form a dev team with a few of my mates and we started pitching ideas to each other and drew up some design documents but then it lost momentum and fizzled out. Fact is my heart just wasn't in it and never was, I incorrectly thought that if I liked playing games that meant I would like making them
>>218623181One of those blokes knocking around Athens or Sparta
>>218623200Infiltrated by woke idealogues
I don't know if uni ruined my life or if I was never going to amount to much regardless
she wants a man from porto
yeah I hate my job and my life and the government and ww3 but I'm phone posting with my gfs feet on my lap so it's not that bad
Plaid Cymru’s Crown Estate Wales Bill passed its third reading unopposed in the House of Lords today, (20 January) marking a symbolic victory for the long-running campaign to bring control of Welsh natural assets into Welsh hands.
Can we PLEASE have WW3?Too many people and too little money
trannies are disgusting
>>218621364woah that's some shit art, and I can't even draw
>>218623240Give them a tickle from /brit/
>>218623200>>218623220doesn't have anything to do with woke actually the university failed as an institution because we tried to stuff too many people into it, many people who have no business being "university educated" in the first place this reduced the stature of a university degree in society so much that it means nothing now
>>218623240you cant suffer in the uk
Congolse nigger fellas
honestly can't imagine how anyone with a gf can end up being conservative
>>218623155>13 years agofeels like it may have also been the time you went as well. I only graduated last year and the entire social scene was absolutely gutted by Covid and the cozzie-livs. My sister went to Uni just 3 years before me and it was a completely different experience for her just because she went before the lockdowns.
>>218623240Course you do lad, course you do
>>218623229I was there at night walking by myself near the main train station to a hostel and it felt like I was in north Africa
Leftypol eviscerating someone on the internet by using the phrase "or you know, maybe, just maybe..."
>>218623275face too manlybut you already knew that
>>218623260My uni was running a stand up comedy course that got cancelled half way through, met an idiot on it that was just going to have to stop studying it but still pay the loan. Also did football studies. It was made for stupid people. Luckily I met my stupid wife there.
>>218623275that's a penis. case closed
>>218623275Attraction to thinks is ephebophilia
>>218623218Was probably fun if you were not a slave or a peasant. I was in Sparta for a wedding 15 years ago and it was the hottest place I've ever been. It was 45C for two weeks non stop. Being outside during the day was insane, but even at night it was 33 and I was a fat fucking kid back then, sweated like a little piggy.
emergency alert just went off on my phoneit's over for me lads, the rain will wash me away
>>218623111well I didn't have a fucking clue what I wanted to do with my life so I just sorta drifted between random, unrelated jobs in various sectors for years until one stuck. It was a career ladder where I started with minimum wage "we'll hire anyone" roles at the bottom and kept progressing higher as I gained more experience and people skills. Sorry I can't really offer more advice
>>218623294ktimmers!!!!!
>>218623286must be that you blend in well then darkie bastard
>>218623292the only thing leftypol has ever eviscerated is his own cock and balls
>>218623294night night x
>>218623326how can injecting acid into your penis possibly be a beneficial action
>>218623286sovl
>>218623275Going to have a wank to this just in case
if a billion people hate niggers i am one of themif 10 people hate niggers i am one of themif one person hates niggers it's meif nobody is hating niggers then i am dead
free the zesty mandem
if I can't get a gf like this i am not really sure what the point of being alive is
>>218623294quite literally me rn
We honour his name
>>218623324Ktim right now
you boys wanna go have a doobsken?
>>218623378She looks Slavic. Definitely don't mix with Slavs. Adolf knew that. People of pure Northwestern European descent are the only whites.
>>218623281Yeah I can imagine that absolutely fucked the whole thing up. Got a SIL who was fresher during COVID and she doesn't have the fond memories me and wife do. Think we were lucky because it was before they raised fees, it was right after 2008 crash so there were no jobs anyway so might as well go, and it was when smartphones existed but instagram was for posting holiday snaps and pictures of your food. No reels, no stories none of that shit. I'm very glad I haven't had to deal with being young while decent cameras on everyone's phone has been ubiquitous. You guys have been fucked over by society/technology, I was able to do drugs, get blackout drunk, be a menace and fail with loads of girls without worrying any of it would end up on the internet.
blows my mind that men with wives are spending their free time posting on /brit/
You’re from the Sainsbury’s, aren’t you?
is it true scottish women eat with their hands
>>218623417>fail with loads of girlsany stories anon?
tim is an absolute bastion of /brit/ culture.
>>218623430Wives watch a tremendous amount of shit TV. She's watched every true crime doc, police procedural and a shit ton of reality TV / quiz shows. It makes her happy so I don't call her a fucking retard for enjoying that slop, but I can't just be in the lounge while she's at it without headphones on.
Dukes Place, Marlow. Home.
>>218623463ok
>>218623463is your gf looking for a bf
>>218623415still waiting for my gelato to arrive, it was meant to be delivered today but the entry button to the building is broken so the postie just gave up and fucked off
got me willy oot
That thing Israel did when they blew up the pagers was kino
>>218623525Hs
>>218623525saved literally thousands of lebanese children from being raped I reckon
>>218622272god that show was fucking cack
>>218623525Might be one of the funniest things of the 21st century
>>218623525what about when they did 9/11? was that ‘kino’
>>218623504what is something I can say in your language to flirt with the Portuguese lass at toil? I think she's into me, when I bumped into her today she decided to walk with me in the opposite direction just to chat
NEW>>218623579>>218623579>>218623579
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>>218623438I've got stacks, fucked 19 girls and one troon in my time, been accused of groping a fat chick (i was just on mdma and got too into the hug) but I'm drunk and have work early tomorrow. I'll come back some other time and do some stories about embarrassingly failing to get laid. Oh one just came to mind >Live in party house with people closely linked to local venue, so bands would stay at ours on their way through or sometimes play at our house >Swedish uni student who hangs about the gigs is back at ours for a party>Winding down and she hints she doesn't want to go home >Offer her my bed>Start making out and get close to having sex>I've been drinking and doing coke so my dick is in a fragile state, I know it's not going to stay hard with a condom >Act like I'm having a crisis of conscience while holding the condom and tell her I don't want to do this>She's cool with it, just goes to sleep>Unfortunately still very horny so start jerking off while groping her very flat arse, cum on her leg>Roll over and go to sleep>Next day she's very clingy and follows me and housemates to breakfast and then comes back to ours>I want to get stoned at this point and just ask if she's going to leave, which she does. >See her around for a while and she doesn't seem to be bothered by the nights actions
>>218623525theres a israeli woman who is like 45 that drinks at the bar i'm working, she gives me cigarettes and buys me drinks sometimes so i dont believe jews are so bad
