afcon edition
You lads better be taking No jacking it January seriously, cause Forget fapping February is right around the corner.
>>218625118looooooool
well that's me lads got toil tomorrow n these captchas r gettin tickytoiling from home but toiling nonetheless
>>218625147fucking hell
>>218625116yes it is true, i wonder why there is such a discrepancy between the two countries
>>218625139I'm on a generational no fapping/porn streak. I can lift a car.
the tippytaps have been postedanother month absolutely WASTED!!!!
>>218625147>>218625118isnt afcon meant to be niggerball?
>>218625147what was he thinking in this moment
>>218625083knew a bird in uni who said her lips were too thin. must've spent about a week straight just telling her how lovely her lips were and kissing them loads to try to convince her never to get them filled. been years since i've seen her. wonder if she stuck to her natural lips. had similar reservations about her boobies too, but those were very very lovely as well. just dont understand where the insecurity comes from.
gonna strangle the next nigga who says "generational"
>>218625147I don't get it
need that gif
i wish time would slow down a little
Inside Generation Z's New "Faggotmaxxing" Trend
>>218625183is there a problem? wanna step outside?
>>218625166How longs your streak brother Btw I hope you're ready for me coming to visit x
>>218625165population density(if it still doesn't make sense after I have pointed it out you are either sub 90 or brown)((it's funny because I said the same thing twice))
>>218625205scr
>>218625203
>>218625203vary your days
Asian and Hispanic women don't really love you. They just want you for your superior baby batter.
>>218625227posted it again award
you post that on any other day and your family's getting acid attacked
>>218625216That's a crap explanation
How do you become more proactive in finding a gf without acting like a predator
>>218625179Right you’re not allowed to say that
>>218625186if he put it in, the match was wonhe decided to show off with a panenka and fucked itminutes later, senegal puts one in, winning the match and the cup
The femoid I'm half seeing has the audacity to ask me to turn on my location for her
>>218625255Become a Gay man
>>218625246um!
>>218625118If you're a White male 18-30 +6' please come morocco and fuck all our women
>>218625224ktim...tim...
I don’t get “um posting”
>>218625181>note to self: hire security
>>218625273
>>218625246why would i do that it clearly says 21st of every month
>>218625276why the cut off at 30 years old? what if im 80 years old and want to fuck morrocan bitches.
>>218625276erm... yeah alright!
>>218625251why is a thing targeted at girl toddlers making jokes like this
A dating app that shows the woman's location as of 10 minutes ago and you have to hunt her down
>>218625215Since mid July. The rule is I can only bust when having sex, which hasn't happened yet lol. Thought it was gonna happen on New Years but...
>>218625147>>218625181is it true about a Moroccan player getting stabbed or was that just a lie some cunt on /brit/ said
my favourite brit fella is the one who replies "cockmogs me!" to every picture of a trannard
>>218625297Old bitter sperm
that's me that is
>>218625330quite a strange individual
>>218625276I want to shag 16 year old Moroccan hijabis
>>218625319isn't that grindr? you could go hunt down a twink not that they'd make it difficult for you
>>218625319idea: pokemon go but you hunt women
Replying with "blogmogs me!" when somebody posts an especially boring blogpostI think my balls smell a bit
>>218625330They do usually have quite big wilberforces tho. It's a fascinating phenomenon
>>218625250cost of labor to run polling stations benefits from economies of scalesparse population means having polling stations everywhere is expensivepeople can also vote by postpolling stations are few are far betweenqueues are longmaybe I was a little arrogant but this is what my intuition tells me and still makes sense (kinda)
sex in africa
were they even here today
>>218625371Putamon? Pussymon?>>218625363you can't be older than 22-23 I reckon for this
>>218625330that’s carlybender
>>218625387Bizarre post>>218625381Bizarre post>>218625372Bizarre post
Strange gimmick
>>218625373cockmogs me!
>>218625387>>218625411samefag
>>218625421Yes Mr. Anon, everyone's a samefag.
africa in sex
y'all got chuck e cheese over there
we should have a day where you can legally capture an unmarried woman and if you keep her until midnight then she's your legal property
Differentfag
>>218625443scream
>>218625388>>218625443Samefag
>>218625384Small problemAmerica is rich
What are you lads sipping on tonight? For me it’s this, picked it up as we’re doing Dry Jan and it’s pretty good ngl.
>>218625455naw
>>218625462they do that in Dagestan or Kazakhstan
>>218625476don't call me a niggal
>>218625455got cock cheese if that's what you mean?
What are fun things to make your girlfriend do
meltdown
The Right Honourable Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair KG
>>218625496suck you off
>>218625476Cold water, always. >>218625496Sit on your face, that was my go to.
Doing a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marry-your-rapist_law
Apparently Blair had to pay Trump $1bn to be on the Gaza Peace BoardMan's absolutely desperate to repair his legacy
>>218625471>apu>your skin is the colour of poop lolnew laptop can't be arsed to go find itur brown dont reply to me
sister's coming for a visit next week, gonna have to hide all my incest porn in case she needs to use my computer againsuch a hassle
>>218625524no he didn’t
very halal thread tonight
302 days until gta 6
>>218625541gangstalker identifiedgo away stalkjeet
>>218625548grow up
Funny how the worse you treat women the more they want you
302 milliseconds until my finger goes up your anus
>>218625526I've done you
>>218625563no!
>>218625573For some women yeah
>"If you’re working with your hands or with your mouth or whatever you might be doing during the day, you are getting taxed more than someone who might make more money when they sleep than some people can earn in a lifetime. That’s fundamentally unfair and we’ve got to fix that.”>If you're working with your hands or your mouthWhat did he mean by this
I don't like sand
>>218625594A fascinatingly ugly man
>>218625613Bizarre post
nandos is utter shite these days
Zack Polanski, real name David Paulden
right so that's a willy
cockmogs me!
why do americans act like a 17 year old is literally a baby incapable of human thought
Anyone watch a knight of the seven kingdoms yet?
>>218625561alright fine, i'll just stalk you in silence then
>>218625642meltdown
how bizarre
>>218625646They do be like that...
>>218625645>consooming popular media in 2026
got the eu4 on
>>218625654RIP
Muslim women. Powerful.
>>218625709face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
>>218625709There's a brown commie bitch that has kind of man face but a fit body, what was her name?
>>218625645yh
watching sex videos on my preferred XXX tube
I will never forgive the UK for rejecting my visa and forcing me to go to Canada instead.
Got the Lana del rey on
having a poo tomorrow probably
>>218625765Got the tor browser booted up me
>>218625775sucks that she's skinny now
>>218625181>I know what he'll never see coming>I'll the pass at him
havent showered or change my clothes in days i reek so bad but cant shower cause ill wake everyone up
>>218625765ID scanned, verified and sent off to Ofcom I hope?
Chad widowed
girls with short hair
>>218625775my favourite >>218625787really? she looks so much better
girls with no pubes
>>218625806Objectively ugly
>>218625790just dont sing at a loud volume?
might treat myself to a cock sleeve and belt the shit out of it with my knob
ugly/fat women are desperate which makes them superior lovers
>>218625842What if you took a shit in it and then put it in your closet
will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful
>>218625810I'm joking, glad she's healthy. But she looked good even when chubby.
now that the rain is easing off i might go for a nightwalk
bizarre post
>>218625849They tend to have smelly vaginas
>>218625849Youre not wrong, my favorite is a butterface with a hot body, they always have a chip on their shoulder but they are great in bed.
>>218625865yikes
>>218625885ew im not into gymbunnys
>>218625834what are those keys for
>>218625891what are you yikesing about?
you shouldn't donate to animal shelters they put down dogs like everyday bro
>>218625908Your incelwalk
>>218625911They didn't put you down
>>218625865I’m giving you a nightcall
>>218625904incel smelly bedrooms
>>218625911They should charge a fee and then you can put down the dogs yourself with a shotgun
reading about liberiastrange country
thinking about poo
>>218625911It's true, I'm involved with some charity stuff and I've heard they put down street dogs and cats when they don't have the room or funds.
England
>>218625917whats wrong with an incelwalk? ive plotted a nice 40 minute walk>>218625923to tell me something i dont wanna hear?
>>218625956God’s own country
>>218625944what are they supposed to do with stray dogs and cats?
Miss my incelwalks
>>218625977Bulgarians eat cats
Two microwave pizzas and a cheese and salami sandwich eaten. Time for bed team
Hello
>>218625956>Englandhome x
>>218625936They look so regal.
Johnny foreigner needs to fuck off lads
>>218625980no time like the present
>>218625977Street cats get fed by ladies and people all the time, also they eat birds and keep the rat population at a minimum, honestly I haven't seen a rat in 15 years probably, it's like there's no rats at least in my city. Some dogs can be rehabilitated or just leave em and don't kill em. >>218625984no we don't, we love cats
Can you give me a pill that makes me happy forever
>>218626032Based. I want to learn Bulgarian some day
>>218626032eating rats is a good thing except it gives them fleas which they spread and suffer from.>they eat birdsnot a good thing
>>218626038*gives you a tic tac*try this
>>218626038you can't swallow your way to happiness
>>218625986NIGGA YOU SLEEP 16 HOURS A DAY
>>218626038medication isnt enough im afraid.
It's going to be a fine night tonightIt's going to be a fine day tomorrow
>>218626066
>>218626062I know I might have narcolepsy
>Stepfather killed five-month-old baby when he was 'full of rage' after a row with his ex-girlfriend
>I know I might have narcolepsy
im going to lose weight and get in shape this yeargo to Australia and New Zealand next October for six monthsthen come back and join the army at 35.
>>218626101>and join the army at 35i don't think you can
>>21862603227 native species have been driven extinct by feral cats in Australia, they kill 1.5 billion native animals every year. cats get shot on site out in the country and no one's stopping to check if they had collars on
>>218626097Why is Irish nationalism the most embarrassing gay thing possible
wank timesee you all in 4 hours
>>218626101Unfathomably grim.
left the gym mid workout. Just wasn't there today.
>>218626040People say it's kind of difficult but I don't think so, maybe the pronunciation.>eating rats is a good thing except it gives them fleas which they spread and suffer from.I mean it's better than getting put down >no a good thingI meant that they don't starve, I feed the kitties around my apartment building with fish because my dad goes fishing and gives me fish every two weeks, one time I gave a smol young kittie some fresh sardines and it was so happy, probably the first time he ate fresh fish.>>218626120Yeah that might be a problem in Australia but we don't have much species of birds here, at least in the city.
Sir Nose Picker
>>218626070It’s over then
>>218626038all my meds do is make me tired to the point I stop exercising. when I stop taking them it has absolutely no impact on my mood, I just get my energy back after a couple weeks. shit doesn't work
fingering my boy hole
>>218625186imagine he was kissing your forehead like that
really don't like queer homos, they're just too gay
4500 kills on the Australium Rocket Launcher
>>218626119Yes you can, the cut off is 36. In practice you need to join by 35 and 6 months. That gives me just under 18 months to prepare but im aiming for 15 months till i've joined. I'll ideally be infantry, medical corp, or engineering. I'm open to whatever, just not military police.
chinese people seem nice
watching The Inbetweeners
>>218626199the fags who put on a fake lisp and talk real loud are quite bothersome yes and being gay has nothing to do with it no matter what they tell you
>>218626066i once punched my dog in the face really hard because he had gone insane and was bitting me really hard, and after 4 years i still feel bad about that.You need to be a total shithead to get that violent with a little kid.
>>218626214i reckon a lot of homos are just women who developed willies by accident, ever heard the voices of those bodybuilder women who take steroids? they sound exactly like gay menas for the more masculine gays, well i think in their case it's more of a mental illness than a birth defect
just want a sunday roast already
>>218626258I daydream of the one I had in York, and the mini steak pies.
>>218626275wonder what her cock looks like
>>218626138Whats grim about that? I need to sort my life out. I've gotten clean from drugs and want a purpose. I've a job thats alright but never intended for it to be longterm. I need to go to New Zealand to visit family. I can go away for a nice long summer and do manual work in Aussie. I'd like to work on a farm ideally. I can leave my books and record collection with my brother. Store certain bits of furniture and photo albums with my uncle. Probably just scrap my car. Leave my house behind. Six months down-under and come back in March/April for basic training.
>>218626275Handsome fella
>>218626275
>>218625118>>218625147KWABOTY>>218625181AURA farming or to humiliate senegal
>>218626278corrrrr
>>218626286Must be nice having choices
>>218626275awooga
skewering
>>218626337sometimes i'll go back and check just so I can make sure janny sees them
>>218626286no one has ever called it down under outside of that one song or in tourism advertisements
>>218626337i wish i could see ziedy in real lifewould love to see the face behind the madness
>>218626304Don't want to offend you frens but I though the yorkshire pudding would taste better for some reason, maybe my hopes were very high because it looks so good and puffy, don't get me wrong it wasn't bad at all, it's good for soaking up the gravy and all. Roast potatoes were the best I've had in my life and it's not even close.
Will this KWAB be forgotten any soon?
>>218626354It isn't a person, it's an AI developed by the Belgian security services. To what end, who can say
nth for the baddiedem
Donald Trump owes me US$200
>>218626359The Yorkshire pudding is basically just good for soaking up gravy and holding things inside, the gravy is definitely the best part, but REAL yorkshire puddings like they made in the old days with beef dripping are insane
>>218626377Post contains avatar/signature
>>218626362never, it's the greatest final I've ever watched
>>218626377You think she's into pegging? Many aspects of her facial structure(mouth size, eye tilt, etc) lead me to believe she is.
>>218626243I feel like all these gays in the younger generation (it's something like 20% which is clearly social contagion) are because they've never talked to women and are terrified of them. So they just take it up the bum and think that's normal instead of just treating women like humans.
>>218626324We all have choices.
>>218626456Some more than others
Monster dentist sodomised staff and raped patients during treatment in 'staggering' caseJoseph Clarence Cox, 44, was sentenced to 180 years in prison after being convicted by a jury in January on charges including rape, sodomy and sexual abuse
>>218626401we get lots of blame they behaved like childish Niggers and got away with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY
>>218626345Yes they have. In the Northern hemisphere we all call Australia and New Zealand downunder.
>>218626461I suppose. I've always tried to keep my options open but getting to 34 has me concerned that the option of serving in the military is closing. The window is about to snap shut.
>>218626463if not for his very anglo name, i would swear that's a jew
fucking sick of this turkish bitchjust non stop fucking whining every day of her fucking life
>>218626431physiognomy is pseudoscience based on peoples fallible biases. manure mascots are for receiving many balls in nets, whatever that entails>>218626464dry your eyes on some of those stolen towels
>>218626496
>>218626497subjugate her with your mongol aura
>>218626498British banter is superior to that Kishi
what happened to that French girl? Clarice or something
>>218626337Why does he do thisCan't be attention because he specifically chooses to do this after bump limit when everyone has already leftJust bizarre
>>218626529she got a boyfriend and moved on
>>218626530probably some leftist retard who thinks doing ‘le epic trolling’
is it really so much to ask to be able to have balls deep creampie sex with hot women
>>218626530They are companies and people he believes to be "neoliberal" he posts them in the old so they have a higher chance to archive, that's it.
I know none of you will believe me but I met Candice in person a couple years ago and we fucked
>>218626529she became my wife
>>218626556>so they have a higher chance to archivefor what purpose
>>218626556why's he obsessed with neoliberalism
>>218626571same
>>218626587I honestly couldn't tell you that part. It's similar to heatherpaedo with his bad psych editions I would assume. He liked when DTFIC posted the two niggas kissing one because it showed the article before because he just wanted outer /int/ to see the article.>>218626592Cause neoliberalism is what causes racemixing? I assume.You have to remember he's literally been doing this for close to 5 years
>>218626530>>218626556>>218626587he's sponsoredhe literally gets paid by them to do it
>what happened to that French girl? Clarice or something
>>218626616obviously not, let's stop the larp for a second
Charles VIII of Franceugly ahh nigga
>>218626616retard
>>218626579You just know she fucking stinks
>>218626579A beautiful mademoiselle
Still makes me howl how ziedy wears a custom shirt with those brands on them too
Should I be encouraging the gf to go out and find me women to start a harem with or no
brainstorming some new gimmiques to grab the attention of the hublot recruiters
heatherpaedo be lurkin
>>218626664when is he not
his pud pinching saga really warmed me up to himI dare say I even miss him
>>218625144corrrrrrrrrr
I did quite like the pud pinching sagamade me laugh imagining a slightly rotund, balding man wiggling his fingers above the puds, looking around shiftily and then quickly unwrapping one and popping it into his goball to save 85p
>>218626618Hopkins the GOAT
>>218626698prefer mikkelsen desu
>>218626716WHAT A LIFE
>>218626716in fact i even like brian cox better
>>218626579>>218626604>big beak >big feetshe's not like us
>>218626744
>>218626724That scientist guy?
some of these aliens in mass effect andromeda have australian accents. austr-aliens if you will
shucking an ear of corn
One of the saddest things that ever happened to men was relabeling a man being loyal to several women at once as "cheating".
Hispanic women are angels
burrying my nail in my ringpiece and digging up mud
willy blacked porn and i don't care
I became gay because of circumcision trauma.
https://youtu.be/SlP5ILjf0UY?si=4IdC7xUPerrh_g1G;D
Imagine a slime covered log of dark brown poo emerging from her aft exit.
>>218626833imagine you got therapy
rainworld of angels ;_;
rorke trying to pull
is seinfield funny?
>>218626756I remember the Mandalorians in Kotor 2 having Australian accents
>>218626843ily nigga
listening to the kinks rn, thank you to whoever posted one of their songs in this thread.
baby when i go will u wait 4 me?
>>218626860its more of a comfy show rather than a funny show
>>218626881you too "nigga"
>>218626877kiwi accents actually
>>218626905going to a "concert" in may with my sister
>>218626911to see whom?is your sister fit?
>tfw the streamer drops L after L anime and video game takes throughout the whole stream
>>218626933conan grayi've literally never heard of the bloke but my sister and her friends are autists so they can't just go togetherand no I would say she's not sorryplus she's a bit too young for you (20)
Alri but get it made pie man
>kingdom of hearts is better than final flntasy>I dislike turn based jrpgs
Need one of these puppersWould you rather have a Boerboel or Cane Corso?
>>218626968cute big brother moment :S
gone fishin'
Beg your pardon m'lady, but is it moist and wet and sumptous and tight?
>>218627017not really it was a free concert in manchester i just wanted to go get some clothes before the concert(i want to buy some jnco jeans from this vintage shop)
>>218626999>streamer's taste be like
>>218627032how do you have money if you're not claiming anythingam over here in the trenches
>>218627018Hahaha monke can’t fish.
>>218627057i have shitcoins (xrp which I bought back in 2020) btc and ethereumBut also I do get universal creditI just don't claim pip
>>218626999love this angle, shame about the rest of it
>>218626999Emma Watson on a mad one.
femboy milking stations
>>218627079I should do uc tbfshould also really get a fucking job
>>218627117you really should get on uci really don't know why you haven't alreadythey literally offer job coaching and help you to apply if you need it
>>218627130attended one introductory thing and it was some barely comprehensible african asking me if I play fifa and then explaining how to use the gov website so I never went backalso don't want to be seen by anyone who knows me because I'm a shrivelled up little husk of a being xx
>>218627161>>218627161
>>218627150i think you mentioned that beforeit's really easy to do it, most of it is online now and then you get a single meeting in person, mostly blocked off afaikalso it would probably help your mum since she's probably paying extra council tax and stuff since you're not employedthat and you can buy your own things
