Don't it always seem to goThat you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?They paved paradise, put up a parking lot(Shoo-bop-bop-bop-bopShoo-bop-bop-bop-bop)previous: >>218622437
kill all humans(unironically)
>>218626047is this the friends theme song
lol
im gay and chinese
here's some free advice for all the weenies in /cum/ that ain't got shit, ain't been shit, and ain't never gonna be shittell your grandma you love her before she goes :(and floss
>>218626068nigga ain't never coming back from this
>>218626068How did this fat manlet pull in an attractive woman like her?
>>218626096Money, but she took most of it in the divorce + child support payments. Destiny lives in a dump, not by choice, but because he has no other option.
>>218626096because it was an open relatiosnip
miss the boys...>>218626013You can buy ear plugs, that's what I do, I'm so afraid of getting tinitius >>218625991you can still go
Why are you men such fucking pussies?The other day I was fucking my boyfriend, we were in missionary, I bit him on the neck, dug my nails into his back and scratched it so it would bleed and he just went "Okay, I’m done", jumped out of bed, got dressed, and fucking ran away.Why are you guys such pussies?
>>218626146which means she took his money while getting blacked by a dozen guys. Destiny has a really good cope session where he tries to justify it but he's crashing out hard the whole time, it's hilarious.
>>218626079wdym, chadtiny is bigger now than he was at any time during the cuck era. he's more than come back, he's surpassed anything before.
^Awful post Jason.
>>218626165cause you're a disgusting faggot
she cute
was gooning to cute cartoon porn
>>218626181I'm a girl idiot. I do this because I want other girls to see my man is taken by a crazy fucking bitch why are you such pussies
>>218626188Does she have a dick?
>>218626176cuckTINY's audience is larger now? just kinda goes to show that most libshits are cuckolds is all WHICH WE ALREADY KNEW LOL
my wife's husband left me
>>218626165>1 man does something>why are all men like that?
>>218626090He got something like 60 years but Texas has weird parole rules so I heard he could be out in like 9
sup
ywnbaw fagson
>>218626195post tits & timestamp
Happy birthday to that birthday Anon.
Of course 4cuck is going to hate it. 4cuck embraces troons and leftism these days.
>>218626195what if elbow you in the face
I believe I can fly.
I would date midfoid.
>>218626223you gonna jump off a cliff and test it?
>>218626211Sup bro
>>218626217me every year once a year
>>218626237We don't have cliffs. We just have cornfields. It's flat for miels.
>>218626217
midfoid mentioned
>>218626246go to a cliff and test it
>>218626217I feel bad for still living with my parents. I wish I could get a higher-paying job and let them enjoy the rest of their lives.
>>218626262Then do so.
>>218626253Tilting her head makes her large jaw stand out. I’d advise against that if she’s somehow here.
>>218626262what's stopping you?
>>218626195So do women really do this? What the fuck
>>218626288yes and it's fucking annoying. maybe some guys like it idk
>>218626288they do be like that
>>218626253She looks better in the photo where she isn’t wearing retard pants.
>>218626288The fun ones do.
>>218626321no that's just you being a boomer who can't into style
>>218626333lmao imagine having this awful of a sense of style
>>218626334Putting your body proportions out of wack isn’t style kid.
>>218626348go outside. virtually everyone under the age of 30 dresses like this. you are out of touch.
>>218626348shut up bitch
>>218626288I don't like it, so if she does that I just pin her arms down. most girls like that though so then they try to scratch you again.
Niggas be like “no cap looking fat is style frfr.”
>>218626360appeal to majority
If you have particular kinks and fetishes, vanilla intimacy proves unsatisfying, you have to go to more extreme lengths to get that base level of sexual satisfaction normies get from fucking their partners in missionary.It’s a shitty hand to be dealt because it makes relationships much harder.
>>218626360Virtually everyone under the age of 30 are retarded.
most girls are too scared to stand out, especially in how they dress (because their fellow foids will mock them) but the ones who dare to dress well absolutely clean up and have way more choices in men.
>>218626195Sit on my face please babe
>>218626407is retarded*
>pussies here are scared of a girl's nailsyou guys are too pussy
>>218626390stop being a porn addict though
>>218626217they're lucky they have people around to celebrate their birthdays, good for them
>>218626422Is my nigga ass brotha
i checked the back of my head with my phoneit's finally starting bros
>>218626339It looks fine.
>>218626370the problem is you can't punish women cause they LIKE all that kind of things. spank her? she loves it.choke her? she's in foid heavenslap her? she'll just squirt all over you.
There's something pathetic about someone being in his thirties and still on this website.
>>218626440and by fine, you mean it looks ugly and tacky
>>218626438Norwood reaper comes for everyone, look what happened to Jason.
if you have sex i hope a crack addict breaks into your home and stabs you to death
>>218626438
>>218626465The only tacky part is the purse.
>>218626458>t. 27 is YOUNGFK is in his 40s
>>218626470that's not very nice
There's something pathetic about someone being in his twenties and using this website instead of being out enjoying the prime of his life
>>218626479and the jeans and the socks and the sweater
Niggas be like ahhh jeans and sweaters are not bussin fr.
>>218626422>the last thing daycare grant money sees before being funnelled to Mogadishu
who cares what girls wear it's what's underneath their clothes that matters
>>218626518
>>218626521Is this her room? Why is it so messy in there?
>>218626472This is a meme on Rabbit. They made all sorts of edits of it lol>>218626438>>218626469It's way more common than anyone admits
>>218626521>radom newspaper framed on the wallwhy?
>>218626535>Android OS stuff at the top>iPhone filenameNot my screenshot
>>218626534Virgin AH!
>>218626549she's a j*w
>>218626531I saw another person post this but ChatJeetPT said it would be sexually inappropriate and against guidelines. Seems it can discern between violence and sex.
>>218626559Women are supposed to have perfectly clean rooms. Hollywood wouldn’t lie to me.
>>218626544>It's way more common than anyone admits100% of men experience hairloss in their lifetime, the catch is some experience it at 25 and some at 65
>>218626534
>>218626534bro the rooms i've seen...its incredible how messy girls are, especially when younger
>>218626521She really does have fantastic hair.
I think my doctor is retarded, his name is Dr.Retardo
>>218626521She has nice thighsBased foid posting scraps for the /cum/ bros, spinster would never
>>218626600Hey, it’s Dr. Bernardo. Do get my name wrong.
nigga got me FUCKED upfuck outta my face
>>218626615https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo
>>218626613That guy who made the serial killer collage of spinster was hilarious tho, I still laugh about that when I think of it
>>218626567she’s malapontekin
>>218626623Which character from The Wire is this
unironically enjoying the niggamonkey poster he's my new favourite /cum/ personality
>How about it's Sidney Spinny and she is in movies but also posts in /cum/
>>218626633Langurs look like jeets tbqh
>>218626567>>218626631She looks a bit like a girl I dated who was half French and half Hispanix American
>>218626646Wow
She has a little bit of Iranian in her.
of course they had a wmaf couple at the chud church
>>218626633
>>218626633just one of the extras you hear in the background
>>218626655ewwww
>>218626674LOL
>>218626671It's Minnesota, Hmong girls are all ghetto coalburners or the most staunch WMAF Asian girls you've ever met. No in between.
Do you guys remember The Daily Wire? I wonder what happened to them.
>>218626591I mean the number of guys who experience early stages of it below like 40 is surprisingly high. A lot of guys I know lost their corners or are thinning.
>>218626674that nigga was EVERYWHERE for a few years
>>218626662
>>218626674RIP Lance Reddick, you were a real nigga
>>218626671I don’t know what this is.
Smoking weed and playing online video games
fat blockhead
>>218626683To be fair to her, the Latinx half was fully Spanish (not Indio), and came from some vast coffee plantations owning quasi-aristocratic family
>>218626725Have you played OpenFront.io?
>>218626646>NICK: Yeah I fucked her by the way>STAV: Hahahahaha hell yeah dude>ADAM: Yeah how about Sydney... Spinny?>NICK: I just-- I fucking just said that
>>218626732Insane how some anons simp over foid posters that look like this. Damn nigga, have some dignity at least.
>>218626697
Cum town was never funny
>>218626745LOL
>>218626701He was in three long running TV shows. Dude was working non stop for the last 20 years.
>>218626745>NICK: Yeah I fucked her by the way>STAV: I fucked her 2 weeks before you did actually>NICK: I actually got into a time machine and went back and fucked her before that
>>218626732We love are foidposters don’t we folks
>>218626758I see far worse every time I go downtown.
>>218626764to you
>>218626707Crazy how many of the Wire actors died well below life expectancy. Kind of a cursed show on that account.
>>218626758
people talk about the wire but never mention the prequel, The Corner
>RED TOPS! RED TOPS! WMD!
>>218626797j*ws either make the black guys in entertainment be gay / wear the dress or die early I suppose
>>218626836A notable portion of them seem to have died from fentanyl. Maybe they weren’t really acting.
>>218626732She looks like the type that would have a nose piercing.
>>218626758mogs spinsters chopped beat busted walled ass at least
>>218626846>black_guy_5_headREALISM
mogs spinny
>>218626732Sexo
>>218626855I'm 3 midgets in a trench coat
>>218626855janny finna permaB& you for 3 years fyi
>>218626867why does this girl attention whore so much?
Where are people even getting all these images of this girl
>>218626797Not as cursed a Different Strokes
>>218626867A smile might be nice
posting women who might actually come in contact with the chat is a low I have not yet stooped to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU05RjFCLY
>>218626891the /cum/cel urge to post photographs of yourself fluoride staring into the front camera
>>218626900two more weeks
Whoa...
what's the difference between jpop and kpop
>>218626655>and half HispanixI dated a girl who was half hispanix and half ASIAN of all things when I was in college.Weird mix, she was hot though and she was ultra charismatic, everyone fell in love with her lolol they were jealous as hell
>>218626922How about gaypop
>>218626919what's suppe mein nigga
>>218626929What did she look like, like a Filipinx?
I want to bake cookies but I'm 20 days into a cut and getting good results so far. God I wish the human body wasnt a gigantic piece of shit and could convert sugar to protein.
>>218626929fat ass?
>>218626932All pop is gay
fitting to record a verse before the apocalyptic snow storm hits and i will be shouting out every cum personality
>>218626936*
>>218626904>46 & 2 is actually the number of dicks & holes
>>218626922There's some. j-idol tends to have more rotational groups while k-idol doesn't. Otherwise their music sounds very similar these days. I used to love both.
Mein pussy wet what the helly
>>21862697167
pop and cRAP is for the retarded. i like video game music and anime girls singing especially vtuber girls
is this the most kino thing you have ever seen in your entire life?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5Ddo9JdpY
>start watching the revenant for the first time>its another muh native americans storyright at the start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88LMCbke6lw
Dadberg was acting extra annoying and loud today
>>218626942not really, it's super hard to describe her cause while you'd never really think she was hispanic at first glance, she also wasn't like...obviously asian either. As you looked at her more closely, you could see the asian features come through a bit more though. She was fairly tall, very fit, curvy but with your typical small asian breasts>>218626947relatively yes. a negroid would probably be disappointed but you know meh
>>218626971still makes me laugh, hope nick is ok
i choked lol
>>218626867>She’s into rocksIf she wasn’t already crazy enough…
>>218626978Meine Muschi by Adolphine Hitler
I hope I die soon. Preferably in my sleep. Or maybe hit by a car.
>>218627003>relatively yes.nice, based
I'm afraid Jason's time with us is numbered
>>218627027Please be true finally our streets can be free of crazy hobos
>>218627003I guess a lot of Latinx already look a bit East Asian due to the Indio (Siberian) admixture, so it wouldn’t look all that strange
>>218627027this is actually a good move
I wanna feed Bulgariaanon kebabs.
>>218627039its useless unless htey allow involuntary committal again
>>218627039it is true but a judge from the tattoine district court is sure to block it
>>218627027god please let this be true it would be the first cool thing orange man has done
>>218627027/cum/ is about to become /cm/ after all the Americans ITT get involuntarily committed
>>218627027based
>>218627054Half the general would be committed though
>>218627064I'll post more to make up fo0r it
>>218627048
>>218627027actually a good idea, there needs to be somewhere to put these crazy people that isn't the street, a shelter, or prison
>>218627041she didn't look strange necessarily but definitely looked unique. I'm white as you can be and she definitely thought that was quite hot. I do sometimes wonder what our babies would look like if I were the type to have a bunch of bastard kids
>>218627092is that a no
>>218627125maybe a camp? with showers and stuff
>>218627154Maybe a swimming pool?
might move into an insane asylum
>>218627141depends on if we are talking about food
I wanted something other than Mexican food tonight
>>218627187Looks grim
>>218627187Post your big fat disgusting belly
>>218627178yes its the food
ROGUE JANNY ON THE LOOSEROGUE JANNY ON THE LOOSEROGUE JANNY ON THE LOOSE
>>218627178what is he doing in the mastello manici advanced plant container with handles
nick mullen is cool
>>218627225pull up the old video of him doing standup when he had a greasy ponytail and bitchtits and a lisp and he was doing material about star wars
>>218627194hicklibs swing first
>>218627027do you think you'll be able to comfy neet forever in the mental asylum?
>>218627195Now (you)
>>218627232okay so?
wish i lived in the 1700s
>>218627263Would be awful
>>218627263Yeah dat 50% mortality rate hittin different
>>218627272doubt it cant have been that bad at all>>218627278that was inflated from infant deaths wasnt it
>>218627278Pretty sure more than half of people who lived in the 1700s are dead
>>218627263Being surrounded by overconfident religious zealot retards non-stop in every single facet of life seems rather grim.
>>218627298but you already live in canada...
>>218627307Indeed, I live in a country with very low religiosity, which is a great thing. Though I still wish religion were even less present here.
>>218627321you live in the most religious country on the planet actually. even gayrebs don't believe in their sand god as much as canadians believe in Globo Homo
>>218627292No modern medicine
>>218627263Didn't they have like diseases back then
Is it considered being a simp if you're friends with a girl
>>218627350no. simps by definition give the girl money or gifts
>>218627298dont think it was like that by the 1700s really, most people were 'believers' sure but they were fairly normal about it
chronic loneliness increases the risk of early death by 25 to 30 percent with an average reduction of lifespan of about 3-7 years. the effect size is similar to obesity or smoking 15 cigarettes a day.
>>218627278frfr i want to get a basic infection and have them prescribe me mercury and bloodletting and fucking die
>>218627342Nonsensical schizobabble
>>218627361Thats not the definition at allbut being friends with one isnt either
>>218627372cope and seethe, redditjeet
>>218627367industrial society increases risk of early death by 999999999xdebate that without using technology to generate the evidence, you literally can't
>ywnb ben franklin
>>218627367living with a woman increases your cortisol by 10,000% and reduces your lifespan by 30 years
>>218627374that is LITERALLY the definition of simp, idiot
>>218626047People will live here and call it rural America it's funny or it's a suburb gated community and they pretend to be rednecks because they own shitty ars
>>218627403The entire population of texas is really mad rn
>>218627398just googled and every definition agrees with memight you try the same and be btfo
>>218627420I just googled it and you're lying because you're embarrassed to be so wrong. sorry chud, maybe next time!
i always thought simp stood for sucker invested in mediocre pussy
>>218627263Why the 1700s? I take the 1890s to pre-WWI 1910s. Maybe the 1880s too.
>>218627414This wasn't even directed at Texas but I literally laugh that the only people who call themselves rednecks all live in gated communities or nice homes but don't worry they go hunting in nice ac cabins and have trailers that are too nice
>>218627426sad
>>218627350Yes
Cane Corso vs Boerboel?
>>218627430i always heard 'idolizing'crazy the entire global population of men got turned into simps
>>218626623Fuck you gonna do
>>218627442it seems like everybody wants to be a hipster that isn't participating in the same game as everyone else. Like the core of society is a plagued nightmare and everyone wants to say that they're not infected. lol
Ahh yes truly country let's listen to pop music about guns and Chevy's while we never leave our suburb except for when we work in a office while we pretend to be hard working blue collar men
>>218627461english mastiff
>>218627477I swear to God it's always some fat fuck who does nothing in the southern us who says "southerners are rebels and short" or "we are tough" while they sit on their ass and drink budlight
Urban Dictionary has FIVE HUNDRED+ pages oof definitions for "simp" so clearly it just means whatever you want it to
>>218627462yeah maybe idolizing. i would say the best "simp test" for a platonic relationship is this:if she offered to fuck you today, would you say yes? if the answer is an obvious yes, you're probably lying to yourself and staying around hoping for your shot.
>>218627461Cane Corso is a magnificent beast
WOOF
>>218627445you are very sad, that's true
Why are you not wearing a fedora in your daily life?
I'm getting caught up in the excitement. I never thought about it once in my life before, but now I kinda want Greenland desu.
baited for that exact sad reply
I want Nicolas Maduro to be my domestic worker.
>>218627527Didn’t know trump posted here
just won a debate with a very sad loser who's also a simp. how embarrassing!
>>218627505Just because I would fuck any moderately attractive girl doesn't mean its the only reason im their friend
what is so green about it?
>>218627495In a way, it's supremely depressing. For a large percent of the population, they'll spend their whole lives believing they're part of the "winning team" of society while they get poorer and more desperate. most of us have taken to live some ideology or affiliation that is supposed to make us feel special or chosen out from society over other people. But that desire to escape from society and the places they run away too are also constructs of the system that betrays them. It's like watching a rat in a maze. and i am mucb better than them because i am chosen and special.
keep replying my little puppet
>>218627551you're an incel though
>>218626165He will get arrested if he gives you a concussion and keeps fucking in peace because women talk can dish it out but never take it. Try not being a sadist to begin with.
>>218627553My pussy is green
>yeah I am a true southerner fuck them yanks >Time to drive my giant pick up truck to the supermarket and to my job at a warehouse/office >*Puts on music*>"I drove my Chevy and drunk beers">"I also went down muddy trails">Yeah I am a true southerner >Time to drive to my shitty house>Oh boy soon I can go hunting in my time share>It's a cabin with WiFi hot water and ac>Oh yeah btw we are all tough rebels who could take down the government
>>218627551yes it does
I mean if you have to ask if you're a simp, you're a loser regardless.very sad
>>218627551if youre chill like that you arent gonna be sweating whether you're a simp though.
indian janny is on a tear tonight, post indian memes to give him a melty
>>218627575Nice fantasy yankee. We will rise again.
>im not a simp i just give a woman attention for nothing in return
>>218627575everyone that looks like this is a union supporter
aha time to kms
What did he meme by this? https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/UDf93pY9N6CgDcgQwbRI-g/
>>218627600if a woman is truly your friend the attention won't be purely transactional, no? It's normal to have friends of the opposite sex.
>>218627623in what time period was that ever normal
>>218627610>>218627599You say your redneck or rural but live here
simpleton
>>218627614cope.centrist just get spitroasted by the far right and left
Tea steeping, legs propped up, plants watered and book ready. You wish you could be this comfy.
>>218627616>doesnt know the difference between your/you'reyep its him: >>218627637
>>218627651You have a hand of the ogre
>>218627651bro got a stubby thumb :skull:
>>218627639Peethiopian please
>>218627632for as long as I can know. even in the old roman histories there are platonic friendships between men and women that come up. for most of history you got married around 20 and then you'd meet people through your spouse or in daily life and become their friends. you start to do activities and festivals with these friends and create something called a community.
>>218627654I just find the image funny
I have female friends, mostly my buddies girlfriends or whatever who are part of the friend group. I don't really know what to talk to women about though so I just lowkey flirt with them
What would you do in this situation?
>>218627651weird i have that same pot and plant as you.
>>218627675>even in the old roman histories there are platonic friendships between men and women that come upprove it
>>218627658>>218627670I have a normal hand it was gripping the thick book that forced the perspective you fools
>>218627679You should fuck over your friends and fuck their girls
>>218627681never saw the sequels but terrifier sucked.
>>218627672Grim
>>218627681How jewish do you have to be to enjoy this?
>>218627691no. one girl is almost too much most of the time
Really I just want everyone to stop lying to themselves about everything
i have no friends of either. i’m a mysterious stone cold samurai ronin nigga
>um actually my thumbs are perfectly normal>you fools
>>218627719
New>>218627724
>>218627690Don’t let me catch you like that ever again
>>218627728>>218627729WHO DO I PICK?
>>218627681>what would you doFire the sfx guy
