golden generation edition
just gonna lie on my cv and get a job i reckon
Poo? Yes poo.
don't all post at once
>>218627184in australia you really can just show up and get a job with eye contact and a firm handshake as long as it's a tradie job
can't wait until david attenborough dies and is posthumously outed as a nonce
>>218627184could just be my live in bf and we can invite the other one and have a polycule
amma make money off this bussy bank
nth for the holodem
The entire Midwest, upper south, Appalachian region, and east coast is about to fucked come Saturday.
>>218627211reckon living with you would be hell if I'm being honest
listening to dua lipa
>>218627238hs?
why the fuck do british women do this
>>218627240r u gay
>>218627221wish we had that here, I miss the feeling of thick snow crushing under my feet
>>218627247hourly drunken bipolar wall punch melty or something(if reality is far more boring and tame then I don't care because it's not as fun as my imagination)
ICE CREAM!
>>218627274I don't drink that much anymore but the bipolar stuff is quite bad and I do freak out quite often
>>218627262swartoid celt maxing
>>218627289never a dull moment in sperg house
>>218627262funny
blade city drugs on my spaceship
>>218627161Mad how Rio Ferdinand looks like a black Joseph Goebbels
i'm quite tiredi had a glass of wine just now and that's it :/
Police are requesting public assistance to locate a 15-year-old girl reported missing from Nundah since Tuesday, 13 January.
>>218627266Shouldn’t imported those boat people then
A high school teacher in Denver, Colorado, 1969
>>218627383You need your hard drive check buddy
wish starfield wasn't such a flop on release, then bethesda would be working on ES6 instead of trying to fix their old mess. hope starfield 2.0 version makes it a decent game
>>218627410He needs his basement checked.
>>218627408Bet she bounced on white willies
Helping myself to two aldi choc au painsThey’re quite small you see
>>218627449lidl has a much better bakery
>>218627439*stares at /brit/*
>>218627417Every time a Bethesda or Paradox fan speaks it sounds like delusional rambling of a battered wife
whats mousey up to 2nite
>another L ahh vidya takeyikes I'm heading to sleep
>>218627457Jam it up yer arse yeh scouser? I'm trynt tae sound brish in here.
accidentally replied to a post :/
>>218627474probably tapping the anime game on his phone really fast with one song on loop for the 80th time
got the claire saffitz on
>>218627484that's ok luv have a ruby
>>218627478https://youtu.be/jt6fwtKb6kw
Putrid farts however I’ve not ate anything putrid farty
>>218627500thx x
>>218627473EUV has the potential to be the greatest game of 2020s IF it's ironed out
Genuinely and unironically fucking hate foreignersEspecially the Irish and kiwis
just did a woke fart
>>218627473both companies kinda have a monopoly on the kind of games they make.Never played starfield however.
>>218627540you mean £400 of dlc
>>218627161I am starting to wish I was born a in the past so I could die in battle instead of working in a factory office or supermarket
>>218627592Our beautiful leader is leading us to victory against the eurangutans enlist now and you can die for the honor of our country
>>218627592same but before civilisation even existedwe are meant to be hunter gatherers
>>218627608Wouldn’t that be fucking cool if we did go to war with Europe thoughImagine getting the opportunity to shoot Europeans en masse in their own countries. This is the one thing Trump is doing that have ever supported, I want war with Europe so bad
>>218627631SoonKeep that longing close to heart
>>218627642From London to Berlin to Paris to Amsterdam just IMAGINE how many we could mow downFuck this is the future I wanted
>Napoleon surrendered to the British forces near the Île d'Aix and was subsequently transported to Torbay and then Plymouth.>He assumed the British government would permit him to reside in the English countryside.why did he think we would let him do that lmao
Trvmp will restore the Roman Empire.
>>218627592Ukraine is recruiting right now.
>>218627500Is she a lesbian then?
>>218627591the base game already has more content than EU4, just prevent blobbing in the HRE until late game and railroading to simulate history and you've got a good game without needing any dlc
>>218627660Everyone wants to live in the English countryside. I'd have allowed it.
>>218627660imagine seeing napoleon cutting about warminster
>>218627678She's got a bf. Probably wears brown corduroys, sweaters, glasses and majority in literature.
>>218627710she went on holiday with her gf a month ago
just ate 2 hot dogs
>>218627737only 2 dogs? pathetic.
>>218627735Women have female friends you know
>>218627749wasn't too hungry sorry
Although the mental image of ruby eating snizz is pretty hot anyways
honestly fucking mental to think none of this would be happening if that specky dork just spent a couple extra hours at the gun range beforehand
>>218627660courtesy
might go to bed
Picky bits for tea
>>218627822Kamala Harris would have been a worse president. The US is in dire staits to find any good leadership.
>>218627822aint no way to get around divine intervention boy.
>>218627839I wonder how brits say salami i bet it's like sa•lamb•ee
>>218627853sal-army
>>218627839greng
just seen a muslim woman in england with 10 kidsneed them all rounded up and... you know
milking my femboy
>>218627882hows a white soyboy like you gonna tell an african king and his family what to do.
>>218627892not african are they they're pakistani
>>218627696The fantasy is better than the reality>Nothing to do>Need a car to go anywhere
getting milked by some fat old incel
>>218627905I genuinely wondered if there's anyone who is waking up out of a pre 2016 coma right now and what they must be thinking.
Im going to bed, goodnight fellers.
>>218627955They're thinking it's a reasonable world that looks the same because nothing ever happens.
Sucking a golfball
>>218627923hi xx
Always wanted to visit Germany
>>218628007Went there to buy my firecrackers for NYE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXEjOdKryyE
>>218627982>nothing ever happensI agree that most happenings are bullshit but COVID and Ukraine were genuine. This Greenland thing may amount to nothing, who knows.
At the battle of agincourt, it is thought that the english archers also dipped their arrows in their poo as a form of biological warfare
>>218627898walkwhere else would you need to go? waitrose delivers to heaven
>>218628007>kicks over his wheelchair >spits on him>"fucking nazi"It's my right as an Englishman.
>>218628035Nigger, the nearest shop is five miles away. There is no Waitrose, we don't live in Buckinghamshire anymore.
>>218627664How does that happen
>>218628047He’d probably apologize
>>218628029based (i thought the archers were Welshies)
Harrel and Lardy, I mean Harley and Lardo, I mean Harlow and Larly, I mean…
>Ukraine is recuriting I think being in a roman legion or Greek phalanx would be cooler
>>218628027Should've put /s on my post
>>218628059He should. My great-grandfather didn't have sand in his arse crack and the mud of Europe on his boots for 6 damn years so that spastics could roll around Hamburg promoting communism.
>>218628055>There is no Waitrose*guffaws* What an absolutely wretched existence.
>>218628070a chunk of them were, yes. their arrows were the pooiest
>>218628125It's grim m8. There's a Heron Foods.
>>218628089hmm which side did your great granddad fight for
>>218628075Dick und Doof
>>218628075Stan Laurel is from my hometown
>>218628217That's you doxxed then
alri
>>218628162
>>218628162Does it matter?As it goes he fought for our side and got the Military Medal (MM) for bravery.
>>218628374
wonder what ever happened to that leaf in vietnam who used to post here
>>218628403cute, glad he made it home
>>218628487Not convinced he wanted to make it home. He was a madman that loved war. He didn't even have to go, he was 35 and married with children and a coal miner. Double exempt. For six years he didn't contact them once. His mrs thought he was dead, then he turned up one day. But he always missed the war. Years later in his 80's he killed a man in a paranoid rage.
>>218628574faustian spirit
https://youtube.com/watch/sp7pKjPDF2o?si=aPV6Lmb6NEvtW7UC
We should make hand maidens tale real
god i hate caffeine and stimulants in general, it's like an hour of feeling energised followed by 6 hours of anxiety
>>218628643isn't that afghanistan?
healthberg is going down the tubes for seemingly no reason even though i quit drinking and smoking, maybe i have cancer
>>218627161In anticipation of the Scotland matches at Gillette, I resolve this year to get Buckfast in my hand.
gay poo
>>218628643Never watched it. Women need taking down a peg if thats what its about but I saw the ads and silly costumes shouldn't be required.
>>218628671Might need more calories. Missing the drinks calories. Also maybe you went out to smoke. Maybe that made you walk around a little more. Maybe you should walk around a little more and eat an extra snack. If you'd like, I can draft up a snack schedule for you and list the healthiest cigarette alternatives? (I'll be behind the couch)
>>218628744gay poo to you too
Honestly don't like winning. I'm supposed to lose.
>>218628744gesundheit
>>218628755They should be covered in public
might wank the old willard to some video of naked ladies
>>218628820How would we know if we want to shag them?
>>218628839ID first
Why aren't you lads in Benidorm
I need to get rid of my smartphone
Got a little bit of the old mouse in my head. Who doesn't? What man doesn't?
Aaaaauuuugh I love Brits and Britain
>>218628966But you love cunny more pat
Going to get showered then I'm off to the butty shop
>>218628899Brave - New Private Window With Torsorted
>>218628984Yes I met the love of my life but still want to fuck 50,000 women
>>218628909too far away
>>218629010enjoy your butty bongy
>>218629026You're in the right place to do it. If I didn't hate heat and humidity I'd go too i reckon..
mad how fit women are
>>218629010batty shop more like ya poof
>Dear /brit/: Considering your General decided not to give me a (You) for having made a VERY good post, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Banter, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. You cannot protect that general from /balt/ or /cum/, and why do you have a general anyway? This is an English board, it's just a containment thread you made, but we have posters, also. I have done more for /brit/ than any other person since its founding, and now, /brit/ should do something for me The Board is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of /brit/. Thank you! t. American
>>218628909Why would I want to go Benidorm?
>>218629021
if i go maccies at breakfast do i have to have breaky or can i get burgers and chips?
er someone say batty
>>218629102love lasses with short hair
>>218629026If I could knock 50,000 women up? Wew, corrr la.
>>218629119hello
>>218629071sun, cute girls, beach.
>>218629145Beaches need taking down a peg. Ocean, great, who doesn't love the ocean. Sand? OK now we're talking 50% tops, but I'm no narc, hey man. I'm not going to tell on you. But crabs? Volleyball? It's like, what are we even doing man?
*cums*
Time for a run
gwahanol
Xhamster is still using weapons grade pre-Biden algos. Pornhub cleaned their act up, you have to give them that.
ill chip ur butty bongs see if i don't
this thread is moving at a snail's pace
WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!
>>218629255It’s 5:30 am broski
It's 6 am Tuesday in Bongland mutt
jesus christ i hate living in this godforsaken sunblasted hellhole
>>218629100Breakfast only. Stuff like the Big Mac is on the normal menu which starts here at 10:30 AM
>>218629285literally how can you suffer in australia
>>218629285It's my dream to own land in Australia so i can winter in Australia and winter in the States and never see sun again
>>218629271stop making excuses
>>218629285you think australia is worse than any other part of the anglosphere? you literally have it better than all of us
i have it better than Bruce because I'm not being chased by lizard dragons in the hot sun
>>218629300>>218629326it's hot
>>218629344let's swap places
>>218629353if i'm on the verge of heatstroke after being outside for 10 minutes then you'd be dead
time for bed i think
intensely dislike the american officespiritually nasty programme
>>218629367I would simply wear a hat
gfberg accuses me of being too critical and that's another thing i can't stand about her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA02-ROFM0c
>>218629376also just not funny unfortunately
>>218629382you'll still be steamed alive by the humidity lad!
wanking is goated
https://www.the-londoner.co.uk/london-is-officially-one-of-the-safest-cities-in-the-western-world/ Well rorke?
>>218629376only watched a bit of it but it didn't make me want to kill myself like the uk version did
>>218629410i'm built different
>>218629368Me too night bong
mumberg's birthday today and i know she'll want me to do something for her like at least cook dinner or something, but i simply cannot be arsed
https://youtu.be/58bGiGNfsZE?t=6
any gay lads in? x
>>218629472maybe :p
>>218629455gaslight her and say her birthday was last week
Anyone want to exchange witty but biting whatever those things are called?
>>218629270No
>>218629550willies?
What's the past tense of wank?
>>218629578wanked
>>218629578wunk
>>218627161whys your team white but ours is full of nogs
>>218629578Winkied
>>218629603that photo was from 1976 mate
>>218629572Not ignoring you, I just left the thread for a second. I'm back now.
raggae reggae sauce
[9]
i'm built tarded
>>218629119>mfw scrolling though /brit/
spongebob big guy pants okay
anyone watch GSC Grays Estate Agency
>>218629616sorry i've already bitten someone else's willy
>>218629613huh. it really doesn't look like it
please god heal me please
people are tired of hearing it we want to make our own minds up
mental how
>>218629578wonk
careful now
might put aside the rhetoric
Can you guys see my posts? I think I'm shadowbanned because I'm getting no engagement lately
don't hear much about ghosts anymore
what was my hitler gif, chopped liver?
This day in 2019 I was on a field trip to Pokhara and a bunch of friends went out clubbing and a guy and a girl from class (who was engaged btw. Her fiance was in Australia) were out having sex in the middle of the streetAlso, me and the other introverts were inside and playing cards and I tapped out (I like sleeping) and I heard them talking shit about my failure with women when they thought I was asleep
got my dad a washed geisha for christmas and he said it was too weak
Mad how the "golden" generation in English football won fuck all and never actually made it to a semi final lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
*does the lance vance dance*
>>218629839so just don't bathe her for a while problem solved
>>218629425I think the Yanks say "juking the stats". When the police simply stop recording crime then the media and politicians cry safe.
I want Greenland NOWy-yes chef!!
>>218629455Take mumberg out for a pub lunch.
>>218629732ignore him. its from 2006. twenty years on and our team is wogged. at least 4 africans, 3 halfcast/wog, 3 white British.
>>218629785i can see it, you are just a boring bastard.
>>218629917>the greenland is frozen, chefoh fuck me, you FUCKING DONKEY
>Dude white people, black people, brown peopleAmericunts are fucked in the head
>>218629821ive seen oneand me neighbour Dennis was telling me about a ghost just the other day. his wifes dad came to him to tell him she was in trouble. his wifes dad has been dead 30 years. Dennis doesn't lie and isnt mentally ill.
>>218629958Fuck sake why reply to him
might go a morning walk. did 2 miles on my nightwalk but im staying up till tonight to reset my sleep and dont want to leave the walk too late because the postman will come between 10-1300 hours
>>218629992was she in trouble?feels like ghosts were a thing of the last decades, haven't heard people talk about them much in the 20s. especially since derek acorah died.
rice crispy squares for breakfast
>>218629785good one 190
>>218630027yes. she had sepsis. he saved her life.
>>218630002why not? the boring bastid had to get telt
>>218630044plausiblenot certain how much of ghosts i believe these days but it's fun to imagine
Seeing the escort for the 4th time this weekend ladsThinking of asking her to try a body to body massage
need to pee or im going to piss the bed
>>218630095show a pic of her of wait you wont because this is made up
>>218630070if you had seen what ive seen you would believe in ghosts, though its too personal for me to describe my experience. but its enough for me to believe old Dennis. he doesn't lie.
>>218630099piss up your own bum
>>218630095stick to shagging and talking. massages are for oriental prostitutes.
tit mouse
>>218630114I obviously can't post her faceWhy would I make it up? I already admitted I couldn't get hard the first time I saw an escort (the Russian one)
don't believe in ghosts myself but my mate told me about his ghost encounter and I believed him
had too many rice crispy squares
>>218630145if a ghost comes to you with a warning them heed it
>>218630140they have pics on their profile. There's entire forums dedicated to discussing whores l doubt she'd care what are we gonna do hire her and talk about 4chan?
and the latest on the blocked poo pipes lad?
got poo up my bum
>>218630117a medium once told my brother she saw our dead sisteri'm ready to believe that to a degree because it's not something she would know about.
as i understand it he has
>>218630167i might hahapost a cheeky piccy of her on me smelly knob
>>218630191i dunno about mediums. id usually be inclined to think they are con artists. but i believe in ghosts.
chatting with microsoft support because i don't want to verify my age on my xbox account since the online safety act shouldn't apply to me because i'm not in the uk>they ask for the email address for the account>anon@hotmail.co.ukthey've done me there
I believe in rorke
>>218630217normally would doubt it as well but she just outright asked without leading into it, and something like that is a fairly wild guess to make. it wasn't in a professional setting like a booking or that either.
one day i will have to go to samoaunderstand i do not want to goi have no choice in this matter
>>218630247samoa? i barely know 'er! haha x
>>218630244people talk of old gypsy women who can talki always assumed scammersbut i thought i had a gypsy cursethankfully i didnt honestly at this point i dont write off anything
>>218627161gerrard lampard and rooney maybe cole are the only ones who would start in a prem team today load of boomer nostalgia tosh
at toil, thank god it's friday
>>218630264its not a laughing matterthis is life and death shit mate
>>218629911why is it so hard for brits to just accept that london is far safer than most global cities?
>>218630284rubbish. becks was world class. better at passing, crossing and free kicks than anyone in the prem today.
5 minutes left of tuesday in los angeles
>>218630304laughing matter? i barely know 'er! haha x
>>218630329looooool okay even if that was true he was still shite at everything else and it wouldn't be enough to get him in a prem team he'd be mauled
>>218630331only 5 minutes left of Wednesday in Tokyo, mad that
burning down the house
>>218630312because we have been there and everywhere
>>218630346absolute rubbish. better than peak de bruyne
Slavs are encroaching on black excellence in every sport. Besides one. Do you want to know which sport? I'll tell you if you want to know, it's sounding like you don't want to know right now.
>>218630225Who tf still uses Hotmail are you 50 years old unc?
>>218630397tell me please
i dont mind :)
downloading a ai podcast transcript which is making my laptop fans go crazy but I need to go to the shops now. If I leave it on what are the chances my laptop catches fire
>>218630380shit bait
right im off for a walk.
grim day in Westminster
>>218630450To the job centre
bums for brekkie
>>218630405set it up back in like 2006 and it's still attached to my xbox accountit has 42 thousand unread emails right now, probably should have more but i bet it gets cleaned out ofteni use gmail for modern stuff but if i need to sign up for something i know will spam me, it gets the hotmail.co.uk
the elusive deconstructed poo barm
early new you say? don't mind if I do
>>>/gif/30106268
>>218630420Shouldn't due to multi-phase on-die adaptive voltage-frequency scaling coupled with per-core power-gating transistors that dynamically modulate the leakage-current-dominated subthreshold conduction paths, thereby ensuring that the junction temperature remains orders of magnitude below the Arrhenius-derived acceleration threshold for catastrophic dielectric breakdown or metallization electromigration andembedded piecewise-linear piecewise-affine piecewise-constant fan-speed-to-thermal-resistance transfer-function controllers (frequently realised via model-predictive or fuzzy-logic supervisory loops) that maintain the package-case temperature well within the regime where convective and radiative heat dissipation continues to dominate over any putative positive-feedback Arrhenius kinetics of exothermic side-reactions in the LiPF6 / carbonate electrolyte system. Among other things ofc.
>>218630526we're going to DEFJAN 1 with this one
>>218630175Still the same as yesterday
>>218630542um what
god it's so annoying being an ugly incel male instead of an anime character
>>218630568no anime
>>218630580last I've checked it is allowed
mad how I'm living in a sci fi dystopia and it's a shite one not a cool one
>>218623584>>218623584>>218623584
we've reached the bump limit
Red pilled is just a saying when somebody comes out of the propaganda coma.
chocka on the m25 this morning
