David Inshaw edition
Thinking of ways to improve my life
It’s time for my little walk. Wonder who I’ll come across…
gravy's good tonight
>>218663610become proficient with throwing knives and join a travelling cirus
He doesn't live in Shrewsbury
poosbury
>>218663657he's already proficient with knives
There's nowhere interesting to walk in my village, I wish we had a shop or a pub or something. Little winter incel walk to the pub would be nice
please be mindful.
>>218663711Where do you live Mordor?
stop women
Trump won again
Right well I've just woken up
>>218663742absolutely revolting
Do any of you gentlemen accept the Germanic substrate hypothesis?
>>218663738stop them and frisk them
are we joining the new thirdie organisation?
right well thats a trannards smeggy cock then isn't it
>>218663790what the actual fuck lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
>>218663742name?
blue board?
>>218663790>belarus>hungary>albania>kosovoscr
>>218663790Da jooz been taking massive Ls lately in the PR department wha the fuck are they thinking?
>>218663847Claudia Winklemong
>>218663790>I'm putting together a team
>>218663855dumb phoneposter
>>218663855Uh, anon, those ads are targetted
scary really
>>218663847Uglybloke Gotiswileyout
>>218663847Brie Olson
>>218663790Reminds me of this
>>218663927kek
>>218663742fucking WHY
>>218663616
>>218663883Phoneposters are basedt. Phoneposter
/brit/ is dying
Virocon—Virocon—Still the ancient name rings onAnd brings, in the untrampled wheat,The tumult of a thousand feet.Where trumpets rang and men marched by,None passes but the dragon-fly.Athwart the grassy town, forlorn,The lone dor-beetle blows his horn,The poppy standards droop and fallAbove one rent and mournful wall:In every sunset-flame it burns,Yet towers unscathed when day returns.And still the breaking seas of grainFlow havenless across the plain:The years wash on, their spindrift leapsWhere the old city, dreaming, sleeps.Grief lingers here, like mists that lieAcross the dawns of ripe July;On capital and corridorThe pathos of the conqueror.The pillars stand, with alien grace,In churches of a younger race;The chiselled column, black and rough,Becomes a roadside cattle-trough:The skulls of men who, right or wrong,Still wore the splendour of the strong,Are shepherds' lanterns now, and shieldTheir candles in the lambing field.But when, through evening's open door,Two lovers tread the broken floor,And the wild-apple petals fallRound passion's scarlet festival;When cuckoos call from the green gloomWhere dark, shelving forests loom;When foxes bark beside the gate,And the grey badger seeks his mateThere haunts within them secretlyOne that lives while empires die,A shrineless god whose songs abideForever in the countryside.
love this general but not as much as i love pot noodle
um
had to cancel physio because I did a messy poo I couldn't full clean
>>218663982what are you doing physio for?
>>218663996cant poo properly
>>218663996herniated disk
some youths at the train station laughed at my peacoat
>>218663978worse than r/knotty ffs
>>218663919that's why the entire population of canada lives here
>>218664013as they should
>>218664013that's a petticoat, faggot
i'm experiencing the mandela affect i remember this webm but it was a white guy falling not jose mourinho i can't be making this up i'm not a schizo
>>218663978why is there a female symbol
You reckon animals get smegma?
ちんぽ
>>218664088ask your mom
>>218663790I wonder if Saudi will stop the war in Yemen, given they armed both sides. Will Pakistan end its conflict with India? Will Morocco end its conflict in Western Sahara? Indonesia end conflict with the tribes of West Papua? Argentina stop threatening the Falklands? I'm generally in favour of Trumps madman scenarios but this is an embarrassing sham. I love that Vietnam is there because they beat the USA and have been told to influence it and spy for China. Belarus is probably doing the same for Russia. But no other Western state will touch it. The UK should stay well away.
Watching comrade dad episode 2
>>218664123that whole thing is a joke anyway. trump is chairman for life and can do anything he wants.
ちんちん
right well
sex with Shadowheart
>>218664224looks like a fella
thats pussy
im the kinda nigga disabled people look at and make jokes about to their other disabled mates
>saying "the wife" instead of "my wife"
>>218664034Thats not true. Some of them live in the other grey parts.
>>218664138imagine feasting on that
every post ITT is to be read in one of the following accents in order to empower underrepresented /brit/ communities>scouse>welsh>mackem>brummie
>>218664224wish I were shadowheart
the scrandemic
>>218664138You'll do nothing though fatso
>US President Threatens ‘Big Retaliation’ If Europe Dumps US Assetsit's afraid
>>218663610have you considered packing it in with all of this ridiculous tranny stuff that might help
>>218664224shadowheart if she real
Mad how normies in secondary school would randomly act like a cunt one day until a teacher asked wtf they were doing and they’re just say their gran was sick or some shite
nth for the gyaldem
>>218664366posts your rarest gyaldem or baddiedem webm
Thoughts?
>>218664365Cunt in my school would hit on every female teacher and say how we wanted to rape them and say the headteacher loved him
>>218664323their fake bacon is actually pretty good i use it with linda burgers to make bacon cheeseburgers
I'm married and legit can't remember the last time I had sex. Should I be worried?
>>218664392why buy it? you already own us
BUT WHY?
>>218664428what about your wife?
going have a bath and drink a cup of tea whilst in said batha risky manouevre but well worth it
>>218664486my dad died doing that they call it the widowmaker
>>218664428sexless marriages always end up with divorce
>going have a bath and drink a cup of tea whilst in said bath>a risky manouevre but well worth it
>>218664512Doubt foden even drinks tea
>>218664390https://files.catbox.moe/rgycal.mp4
having a drink in the bath sounds like it'd be nice but it's always shit and awkwardbit like having a bath in general really
Evri give you the option to tip your courier now
>>218664555right then that's a gyaldem sucking some yankified willy
>It's remarkable, isn't it, that out of the 3 billion adult women in the world, your one true soulmate happens conveniently to live in the same block of flats as you, rather than, say, in a village in Mozambique?screechingpeep show was so GOATed
Making toast in the bath
phoneposting teadrinking and bathhhaving all at once
He's heading straight towards the mountainsBUT WHY?
>>218664585the west has fallen
>>218664595Because he’s a penguin and he’s daft
>>218664569Smoking cigarettes in warm bath is much better
>>218664585We are america
>>218664589..not allowed to joke about that anymore mate
eating or drinking in the bathtub is so repulsive. please try to go 20 minutes without shovelling something down your yob
fart sex
>>218664699Facts dawg
>>218664699weird thing to be so sensitive about
>>218664699nothing wrong with a bath beer
>>218664390sailor baddies x
>your yob
>>218664699rude
I am too big to take baths :/
rorke for tea
>>218664766just had this down my local chinese
What should I have for tea?
went to the barbers but he deliberately fucked it up because he could tell I was an incel
xbox developer conference in 5 minutesi know some of you are waiting for the new fable game, it's going to be shown
>>218664742miss arr gibbymoo so much lads
it's over
>>218664783chicken ballotine
i always reject cookies if it gives me the option
>>218664811women say this about you i’ve heard
Might actually give traitors a watch.
swedish zingerman
>>218664832not really worth it unless you get sucked into the zogbox addictive cycle they're all borderline special needs
right then she's just gonna have her jugs hanging out like that then thought rorkes crush would be a bit more conservative with the way she dresses
>>218664744that's me done tbqh. thinking two things at once and had another adhd monogloid moment
Drinking wine and making spag bol. The key is that unlike that mong the other day I didn't just use a jar. I also didn't make a sauce from scratch out of fresh tomatoes, I went with tinned so somewhere in the middle. I'm middle sophisticated.
The Board of Peace is the new Yalta lads
gfberg asking what I fancy watching on the telly tonight and acting surprised when I shout BNWO SISSY HYPNO over and over like a little child and do jumping jacks in the kitchen
>>218664864Get a real hobby
>>218664866Don't worry DTFIC we don't really care haha
>>218664879Canned tomatoes are usually better anyway
>>218664897i know ;_;
Drinking my 3rd Stella pint and listening to Beach House - Space Song
>>218664892she aint letting you hit lil bro
off to have my first shower of the week
>>218664879no one uses fresh tomatoes in ragus. not even italians
Ordering a board of cheese
>>218664864she became famous because she gets her tits out
Rubbing my ringpiece furiously pretending it's a vagina as the truth dawns on me that I might not be gay
>these are the immigrants that americans are so afraid of
>>218664943No idea what that means
>>218664864cor she has nice nipples you think she'd let me suck on them for a bit?
what is dey doin omg
also drinking wine but unlike that mong above I've got the pasta delivery on the way
brie cheese is my favorite fuck off you cheddar munching cunts fuck off back to your caves
>>218664958What compels you to make posts like this? Be honest
>>218664947Well I do when I have a lot of tomatoes from my garden. Fuck those greasy wop bastards I don't follow their rules.
going buy leccy blanket and laptop and books
>>218664993Honest mistakes
>>218664992I like Red Leicester x
>>218664992good post but for me it's camembert
iamamiwhoami Blue is such a beautiful, deeply emotionally profound album
>>218664986Getting pasta delivered actually proves that you're the mongest
>>218664978christianity > hinduism
off to my legs bums and tums class x
>>218665002A mealy mouthed reply
>>218664996Fresh tomatoes have too much water so they tend to dilute the flavour
>>218665025Fat hooker is she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLWd4W1-fEo
my favourite cheese is tasty cheese
feeling like the a blueblood cunt snacking on brie cheese while sipping wine
Steak pie, mash taty and peas with plenty of gravy for din dins. Lush x
>>218665025how much per hour?
Mumberg treated us to a Chinese x
>>218664960>5'2 latina baddies pole-vault the hall and land square onto wasp cock and the yanks have a shitfit over itdeeply unserious people. would take that any day over what we got.
>>218665046That's why you simmer them
being sober is shit if you're a lonely incel shutin. just gonna get back on the booze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIr2SJlzXvc&list=RDRBtlPT23PTM&index=7
Just over 38 hours or so until I text the escort
>>218665012this but joni mitchell
>>218665025phwoarrshe has them r crumb comic legs
>>218665059poofget some bad cheese down you
Well what a fucking horrid dayCold wet windy ALL DAY
right then I think only those braindead africans would have any sort of attraction to a prossie as fat as that
>>218664978OH NO NO NO RISHIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
for me; fish cake, chips, and beans
>>218665062Just what you need on a rainy January night lad x
Love cheese but I never cook or make sandwiches so don't ever buy it.
I've got a shepherd's pie, but the spuds boiled to mush and it was difficult to rescue what I could, hope it's still yummy. Has anybody else noticed that spud quality has dropped drastically in recent years? Don't eat jacket potatoes much anymore because of this
>>218665062fuck off back to /britfeel/
We posting our teas? Here's mineWho said white boy's can't cook?
>>218665114Aye true that lid. Proper winter scran.
>>218665132Grow your own
it's mwad how cute they are
>>218665109disgusting creatures
I see you with your dry lips you lazy cunt nuh uh uh no licking your lips now cunt they're gonna stay dry
>>218665109They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
sexually jacking off all the time
>>218665151boar in a bedsheet
>>218665109just like my HMVs
couldn't survive without cheese or yogourt. imagine having to prepare every single meal even when you're by yourself
>>218665151please be bait
>>218665178stop itdon't jack your boner
>>218665151That's a breakfast. Impressed with the size of that pig in blanket though, fair play.
>>218665151what's that pink thing on the right?bit of salmon?
>>218665205that's me! :D
>>218665205yer maws growler
>>218665151Why do you call dinner tea? Isn't "tea" as a meal supposed to be a light snack with the drink called tea?
>>218665186Just don't be alone then.
>>218665151Who's a big boy then
>>218665205a solitary birds eye chicken dipper
why do you all eat off spacker trays?
*starts dancing like a spastic*
Lads I'm rehearsing what to say to the escort when I next see her. Does this sound good? It'll be our 4th meeting>I just wanted to say that I'm really so glad I've met you and I really trust you.Does that sound ok?
>>218665229Behave
Run out of cocaine. Ran out of ketamine couple of weeks ago. Down to psychedelics and downers. I have done drugs every day of this year so far. Time to go into withdrawal soon I suppose. Ruh roh.
hype for this one
cba
>>218665190Why? I know it's weird but I was clearing out my fridge freezer of stuff>>218665199I guess it is kind of brekkie coded>>218665205Chicken nugget haha, had a few leftover to cook so chucked them in air fryer x>>218665234not my job to eduicate you
>>218665234why, are you a copper or something? mind your own business
>>218665130just eat a block of cheesei do it all the time
>>218665246Thread's infested with /britfeel/ mongs and has been for some time now. I fear it will never recover.
>rehearsing what to say to the escort
>>218665246that might be what your mum calls yours lad but we call them plates
>>218665252She will flinch internally the moment you say that and gossip about it with her friends
>>218665225scrigling
>>218665252dont know, ask your mum
>>218665287wtf have we done to bradley this is getting out of hand
>>218665062the scrànois
I don't use a tray I just rest my plate on my massive belly
>>218665288look beyond the platethere you will find the spacker tray that lies beneath ...
would drink your entire bath with a straw
>>218665272>>218665270I'm a speech enforcement officer. Think before you speak or post.
this nation is awful lads, mad boring
>>218665009Who are the people?
resting my plate on my massive boaner
hello, I'd like one sex please
>>218664587>yankifieddoes this mean circumsized
>>218665086na this drunken bitch spouting bullshit has nothing on iamamiwhoami Blue. Entire feelings and expanses set in her voice, music and videos
Anyone got a laughing Bradley they can share? I need one for another board
Just made a /brit/ post in an outer /int/ thread like a mong
>>218665358>kingdom of YakyakistanRorke's ancestral homeland
>>218665239ever? i wish although it's also a little horrifying to imagine
>>218665378
>>218665321>shit-talks and threatens the rest of his allies at every single turn>yet does this much to think about
>>218665257don’t know why you couldn’t have stuck with the pints and occasional doober like the rest of us
>>218665151i just hope that's a tablecloth and not a bedspread
>>218665321Can't understand why pol keep jerking him off after the obvious Israel worship. I suppose it's astroturfed to fuck these days but still a bit sad considering.
Do English boy butts smell different depending on the region? Sort of like wine terroir? I imagine twink butts from Exeter smell different from the twink boys in Manchester
>>218665422best bradley of all time btw
Jewbag arse
>>218665422Thanks mate just laughed at someone's cat dying in a fire haha x
>>218665445they smell divine in east ridings, staffordshire and cornwallor so i've heard
incredibly noncey post from that yank
>>218665358ultra gay screenshotis there at least porn
>>218665445we gon do something about u nigga
>>218665450it's objectively good but the nonce botnet spammers put me off of it
might cut my own hair. stayed in bed too late for the barbers and i hate going anyway
>>218665473I always keep a good picture of Princess Celestia sticking her ass out on my second monitor
jessewe need to cook
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/highwindingcaninehow is this possible
>>218665433The siren call of the darknet and curiosity. Also low will power and genetic predisposition to addiction. It's alright, never let get it too out of hand. Just get a bit addicted, go through withdrawal, stay off it for a couple months and then build it back up again. Kept the job and the house and the wife. Like that bit in brasseye, I'm nice and middle class so it's fine for me to be an addict, unlike them filthy poors that can't handle their shit.
mousey just woke up and is hornyposting about horses again
new chloe and abi kino just dropped
>>218665525We're not clicking that
We need another lockdown
fish and chips for dinneras always on a thursday family tradition
>>218665525crikey
>>218665562we're not allowed to click that anyway due to the online safety act
>>218665376bit rude tbqh but i'll try giving them a listen since you are so passionate about it
>>218665525Not available in my region
putting your sissy clitty in lockdown bad girl
the aroma of a twink butt from Kent could turn the head of even the straightest man
Hate it when I'm reading or watching something with multiple love interests and I can just tell the one I like the most is going to losePuts me off a bit
>>218665626organic grass fed kent twinks are among the purest of england
>>218665289So what should I say
>>218665635
wonder what the aftermath of a fall from a 53rd floor window looks like
>>218665672When you leave just say in passing "pleasure"
>>218665672you should say 'I realise that this relationship is completely transactional im going to stop seeing you, put effort into meeting a real girl and stop posting about escorts on /brit/)
>>218665469What do French boy butts smell like then? I'm guessing it smells like grape must from winemaking and perhaps a dairy quality to it
>>218665704right well lets not think about that sort of thing x
>>218665672no one cares loser
>>218665525i really shouldn't have clicked that, but the toy is soft so it squishes up inside
>>218665426Europe's run by a bunch of fanniesIsrael's run by a proper blokeSimple
>>218665724Nah cmon, we have met three times already I just wanted to say something heartfelt >>218665731But the problem is she is exactly my typeShe's intelligent, natural, kind and soothing
>actually listening to homosexual pop slopLmao
Why do people pretend that living in a 3000 sq ft fully detached american mcmansion on a 1 acre lot for $100k is worse than living a tiny british terraced shitbox? Cope?
>>218665794>Cope?Yes obviously
>>218665773Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218665794Yeah it's cope
>>218665744fuck off nonce
>>218665773shes what youre paying her to be they give you what you need, its all they do. You dont actually know her youve never met her.
>>218665794What you just described doesn't exist
you know who I hate? women
>>218665818Well I like to think she's genuine
Should go to the shop to get food but instead I'm laid in bed
>>218665794why do you need 3000 square feet if you never leave your smelly bedroom?
Hi lads, I have an alcohol problem. I am addicted to alcohol.
I often wonder how different my life would be if my parents had moved to the UK instead of the USA
Good night!
>>218665843fair enough bud all the best
went to a disabled peoples' meetup tonight and there was a woman there who was constantly burping and I had no clue how she could be so GASSY
>>218665836and i'm sure they're quite enamoured with you
>>218665854Hi alcohol
They say I got a drinking problembut I ain't got no problem drinking at all
>>218665886Hi mate
airplane! drinking problemfunny
>>218665843Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218665937I'm not that dumb
ErNEWNOW
pisshead on the bus at 6pm. He was bothering some old lady who later said she was glad i was sat behind her just in case it went a bit too far (it didnt)
>>218665868You a paki?
>>218665958Clearly you are
>>218665973She's an escort
>>218665963no it's not being made Rorke deal with it
we're not doing a new, we're just staying here forever
>>218665991N.O.W.
>>218665982Right, so why do you spend every day agonizing over ever minor detail about your interactions with her?
make the new
new fable game looks awesome
>>218665439kekked when the 4chan hack revealed that /pol/ is absolutely filled with Israelis
>>218665968Why didn't you intervene you coward?
>>218666017no. post your great post here, right now. bet it's not as great as you think it is
>>218666017Innit? Why is he taking so long
>>218666008Because I'm a neurotic high strung guy who was a virgin until 29 and I don't want to fuck this up.
it's finally over
>>218666024wasn't anything to intervene with 2bh. he was just talking to her. If it got out of hand i would have
>>218666061So then why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218666081>>218666081>>218666081
What a fucking joke how hard is it to make a new
>>218666043My post in the new will get (you)s
getting another can while the raped decide if they want to make the new
>>218666061Good for you. Don't listen to people here. If you've found love pursue it with hope and all you've got.
>>218665969no I'm indian
>>218665854You should probably quit but its up to you and maybe you want to drink yourself to death.
>>218665969Yeah he is
