the fallout show really isn't that good once the initial novelty wears off

Not using the heatherpaedo edish

this has to be the one

>>218667867
Ah yes well you've exposed you're tech illiteracy here. mkv files have subtitles in them of themselves.

>>218667886
knew it wasn't gonna be good the second i saw walton goggins' kid was a nig

How do you actually respond to someone telling you to grow up? Its such a versatile and hard-hitting thing to say I've never seen anybody respond appropriately its THAT powerful. Some have tried
>*Grows up* what now?
or
>Grow down
But lets face it its not really a proper response

>>218667901
oh deary me well aren't I a spastic mong

>>218667866
where are we

where’s the guy who hacked AI and got it to obey you I want to know how you did it

>>218667923
grow up

I only use a bootstrapped Tails OS on a USB whenever I want to have a wank, im a privacy advocate you see

>>218667886
First season was kino
Second meh

>>218667863
should I wait until we've had sex to say it?

>>218667886
it's cute enough and kyle maclachlan is fun. i know nothing about any of it but i watch it with my 14 year old cousin who loves fallout and spergs out to me about all the lore

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EScLmWJs82I&list=RDILtz5nX3_fc&index=2

>running breaks your bones
well, tai chi builds them back

wonder why he's so obsessed with AI
has been for a while now

>>218667923
i don't grow up but when i look at you i throw up

>>218667909
not even that, the plot is incoherent and the whole thing is style over substance

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>>218667957
It's called prompt injection Google it

GTA V was fucking shit and always was shit. One day one it was a broken mess and online mode took at least 2 years to work properly, cops and robbers took years to developed. The world was boring, the story was boring as fuck, the soundtrack was shit, the radio was boring and shit, the whole game is an overrated mess and GTA IV was superior in every single way

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I WANT TO BE A WOMAN

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the lads

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>>218668023

i live for the weekend because it means having sex

>>218668023
did you mean to post this on metacritic?

think i might have a haemorrhoid
how do you find out?

>>218667950
lel thats cute and effective

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extreme cold warning for tomorrow

why are the bunker dwellers in fallout all soycreatures

>>218667950
w2c?

i'm quitting prozac to continue drinking

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the scran

>>218668023
gta4 was just boring mate

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ngl getting Nigella would be a 10/10 win but I just can't see her sharing the stage

It'd be a god tier pick though I'd start watching again

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the return of the Thin White Poop
smelly farts in lovers eyes

raining every day for the next week

>>218668052
aye 4 degrees overnight but it will feel like -7.

gf raped me

>>218668055
Living in a highly controlled science experiment underground for centuries

>>218668023
I mean I remember having friends and doing heists when I was like 17 that was fun

>>218668071
good protein there

>>218668078
zoomer freak

>>218668071
this is basically my diet except replace the fishe with deenz and sushi

>>218668080
it'll be that paki woman that won it years ago

>>218668090
where does it all come from i wonder

might take my brand new 2018 honda hrv for a spin

>>218668090
yeah well you're brown

>>218668025
same lol

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Time for a shower me thinks.

That boy ain’t right

>>218668132
strange post

>>218668098
what did she do lad

>>218668071
Whats the top right?

girl at work asked me if I had a pocket pussy today
I didn't think girls knew about stuff like that, surprised me a bit

>>218668146
bewildering to your low IQ perhaps

>>218668152
raped him

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i could have saved her

>>218668046
itchy bum, bright red blood when you poo. itchy bum alone at night might be butt worms though

>>218668129
>2018
>brand new
um

watching the episode of mad men when they get drunk and treat women badly

might give the chainsaw man movie a download (saw it in the cinema twice i dont support uankee cinema)

>>218668164
this the fat one?

watching big mommas house 2

great british sex off

Asian women with gigantic arses
Make it so

>>218668194
my favourite

poo soon

mad how the pitcairn islands are the only remaining british territory in the pacific, world's largest ocean by far

>>218668080
would watch that every week if our Nige was on it corr

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uh oh

>>218668193
that's the joke

>>218668015
Interesting thanks

great british wank off

>>218668153
Butter

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>>218668164

might have an alcoholic beverage drink

>>218668218
>world's largest ocean by far
and one that doesn't touch our isles

i cant let you get close

Mousey is bragging about his ill-gotten gains on his Twitch stream. You lot got conned.

>>218668185
how did she die? suicide? raped to death by jail lezzers?

Why would I let me having a """"girlfriend"""""" stop me from finding my wife

that hitler fella was just not on

>>218668234
weird way to depict butter

How do I get AI to tell me the best chess move it’s convinced I’m trying to cheat

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>>218668264
make your girlfriend your wife?

>>218668270
grimbo

>>218668250
well australia and nz have pacific islands so at least the monarchy still has dominion over some plus canada's west coast

>>218668262
pooicide

People think we’re getting away with not dealing with climate change. We’re not getting away with it. It keeps getting worse.

This is all predicted by climate science - the rise of populist governments, prices going up as disruption increases.

We aren’t clever, and getting away with still eating meat and flying regularly, supporting politicians and industry that prevents us having to give anything up when we want to keep consuming more.

Co2 use keeps rising, every year, despite record amounts of green energy.

That’s because consumers keep using more energy to entertain ourselves.

Then we complain that things keep getting worse. And using excuses salesmen give us about why it’s other people’s responsibility, that enjoying ourselves is our right and it’s unreasonable to expect us not to enjoy ourselves.

All to ignore what climate science tells us. And to complain that things keep getting worse. While we do nothing but help make it worse.

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rorke's origin story

>>218668282
woman brained question

>>218668191
>itchy bum, bright red blood when you poo.
Ktiiiiim

>>218668199
aha yeah this was her latest raunchy question. I think I'm going to start asking her questions back just to make a point - "what size is your largest dildo?" or something

>>218668299
Thats enough. Id say get rid of the Pitcairns too except they cant be trusted.

>>218668270
The ft was reporting on this the other week
Kids unable to hold a pencil as they never developed grip strength

i reckon the pacific ocean is fake af theres definetly a landmass there that they wont disclose to the plebs

>>218668282
Not the same thing. Can be but they're not mutually exclusive

>>218668266
nah mental health weren't a thing then that's why he went mental (health)

>>218668257
if you're dumb enough to actually hand money to that creature you deserve it

Mousey trying to drown out the talk over his fraud with copypastas

>>218668064
Horse & Mare

Been constantly too hot this evening then too cold
Did a massive piss (it was orange) despite drinking lots of water
Very strange

>>218668306
Until climate scientists advocate the culling of 80% of Africa then it will fall on deaf ears.

driving around listening to asmr

>>218668270
this is just bad lazy parenting, simple as

Tobes German audiobook Uma stream >.<

the fastest 10k was run by Rhonex Kipruto from Kenya in 26:24

26 bloody minutes to run 10k do you know how mental that is !!!?

Every woman has built in HR lingo that comes out the second they start to lose feelings for you

>>218668307
ecstasy of poo

>>218668250
it's all the same body of water, reckon over a long enough time water molecules from the pacific make their way to you

>>218668392
Yes. 25 minutes is considered a good time for a recreational runner.

>>218668392
mental is it? yeah? jog on lad

>>218668322
Ask her personal about her ex boyfriendsd and see what she says

>>218668307
What are you supposed to do after that?
Move to another town and never come back?

>>218668307
the bakerpoo line edit always tickles me

>>218668307
leftypol soyjaking in the background making rorke his eternal enemy

>>218668420
molecules yes. but its not my concern if molecules arrive. i just dont want boats of wogs and we have enough issues defending to channel to focus on.

>>218668408
It's called pop psychology Google it

>>218668025
get in line faggot

>>218668164
what the hell is a pocket puss? in fact dont tell me i dont want to know.

spag bol down the hatch

we at /brit/ acknowledge holocaust memorial day and will take a 2 minute silence on the 27th of January

two stellas in
i am fucking SLOSSHED

been wanking to femdom porn since i hit puberty

why the fuck are we on the beers on a Thursday

>>218668307
i don't understand the logistics of this. he sat down after doing the poo? he had time to take off his jacket? so many questions...

planning a sophie dee wank unless the gay demons get to me first

>>218668345
Why would James Cook hide it from us? He would have claimed it for the British.

>>218668507
it's a Japanese sex toy, I only know about them because they used to get advertised on 4chan a lot

>>218668554
working from home tomorrow like
won't be hungover for the weekend so it won't feel wasted like
pretty good arrangement

>>218668119
Nadia? She already showed she's difficult to work with at BBC after her show got cancelled and she went and slagged them off afterwards

>>218668571
thank you for supporting the welsh pornographic industry

>>218668555
>poo panic
>squat and poo
>everyone looking and laugh
>sit on bench and cry

I have run out of beer
Evens and I get more

love you and leave you for a bit lads. Don't have too much fun without me x

>>218668596
>like
Serious runt behaviour

>>218668307
wonder where this bloke is today

>>218668554
prefer not to say

143 posts in 30 minutes
that's not too bad honestly

apparently sleeping in socks helps you fall asleep quicker i will be testing this theory tonight

Took dogberg out for a piss and got soaked through to my pantaloons

>>218668634
It works wonders mate

>>218668620
ok it just how i speak

wonder why they don't just pack vlc in with windows, don't know anyone that uses windows media player, do you?

>>218668636
next time make him piss up a tree or something instead of all over you

>>218668191
not really itchy or any blood just tender and painful
perhaps i just have a bit spot on my bum

>>218668660
>uhmmm actually i want to be a mother
>its over

>>218668657
Then I'm afraid to break to you, you're an absolute mong

bumhole itching in the dead of night

>>218668660
its a sad indictment of society that a woman like that found a man

>>218668665
if you want to know if you have them you can just fucking feel them mate, little fleshy lumps on the edge of your bumhole

>>218668679
dialect hater
accent reviler
soul sneerer

>>218668662
the people who use wmp over vlc to you are the people who use windows over linux to me

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>>218668660
fella in our work got a vasectomy, said the first time cumming after recovery was pure agony

something utterly outrageous about garlic
mad how they made something so flavoursome

>>218668679
am not just from up north
like

I sleep naked

>>218668729
larp on

Best friend ordered a glass of red wine at the pub…

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omdz leftypol

what do you watch on vlc player why wouldn't you watch everything on a big tv

>>218668745
based

>>218668745
leave her alone

>>218668744
It's true

>>218668710
calm down pewdiepie

>>218668753
i have a long hdmi cable and watch things on vlc player on my big tv

gonna have a glass of malbec now

>>218668745
gay he wants a bumming

>>218668745
trans lives matter rorke

>>218668745
Alright? If you were in a Mediterranean country they'd all be drinking wine. Plus less estrogen than beer

>>218668745
i order wine at the pub all the time

for me it's potplayer

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>>218668605
he should have told his friends he is very, very ill and needs to go the hospital. then he should have run to the corner to poo, or should have pooed into one of these. then do a semi-faint as if he was going to collapse from fever

>>218668791
tried that but something about the interface really triggered my autism and i uninstalled it in a big huff

It's unfair that penises are so hot but men's faces are not.

hate myself and want to die

gay faggot

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>>218668555
>'Poo-gate' Sunderland fan: 'I necked 12 beers and 6 ciders and all I'd eaten were two chocolates from my advent calendar'

>>218668825
find a fit bird with a willy

>>218668826
iphone status

bank statement saying I spent around £5000 in December

Now I have to live frugal
Well I don't have to but I won't be spending like that for many months again for sure

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>>218668745

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay

Tim Byrne cumming in a sexy woman to snap him out of his SSRI stupor

>>218668825
I'll wear a ski mask for you lover

>>218668774
On the Shiraz x

>>218668854
?

>>218668774
drinking a malbec myself lad x

>>218668878
https://youtu.be/4CJIz6VlETw?si=L5jyHxNG-RVqHqcu

>>218668861
wonder who he'd most like to shag if he had the chance
reckon he'd love a go of emilia clarke myself

Bizarre alchies

Who's the most fucked with global warming?

>>218668908
oh have a glarse of wine my love, don't be a sourpuss

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>218668709
Typing in dialect is and always has been retarded and try hard

>>218668726
I'm from up north so I know you're forcing it

>>218668750
Lmao

been really stressed recently might have a night away somewhere tomorrow to get out if my incel cave for a change. Will still be boozing and posting on /brit/ of course just somewhere different

>>218668919
poor african countries or bangladesh

>>218668841
he's wanking isn't he

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gen beta going to be the first completely mentally retarded generation

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>i order wine at the pub all the time

>>218668941
Bizarre

>>218668932
>I'm from up north so I know you're forcing it
not like

i am an Alchy ..

but Also a
functioning

member of

Society !!

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why do british women love killing babies so much

might get rumberg on saturday

>>218668956
think it'd be called "wank-gate" if that were the case

rorke's got the graphs out again

>>218668975
What happened in 2007?

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>>218668750
>flight lands at 10 pm
>raped by a wandering rabbi by 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYuPOoBOKc

>>218668860
there is no such thing as being “gay”
it is not an ontological category
sodomy is an act. the more you do it the more it takes a grip on you.

the idea that people are “born gay” and that any type of homosexual urge means you should embrace it fully and submit to it is entirely a modernist invention. some people may be born more disposed to homosexual behaviour, this does not mean they are automatically “gay”, the same way one with genes predisposed to alcoholism is not born an alcoholic.

>>218668975
estimated by whom?

got the Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - The Tears Of A Clown (Lyric Video) on

tinder gave me a free boost while i was doing a poo so i decided to speed swipe some ladies. obviously looking for tattoos and 'i have kids' to unmatch. saw nothing of that sort on one match but my spidey senses were tingling. turned out it was a tranny. not today sister.

>>218668941
Sometimes book hotels for these reasons but just turn them into temporary goon caves while drinking spirits

>>218669027
*yawns really loudly*

>>218669027
show your proof

used to have a fit leftypol friend who would post black people begging for free money on her instagram

feeling quite dysphoric and suicidal today

>>218669011
Portugal decriminalised abortion so they no longer had to go to Spain and pay private.

>>218668850
corrrr yes!

>>218669076
meds status

>>218669064
ever shag her up the arse?

>>218669076
Yeah? Try having 90 grand in student debt and 13 outstanding to a family member with no job

>>218669091
Try having sex LOL

>>218669058
why are you yawning? tired? too busy up all night thinking about cock?

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Saw Tha Gay

pooing

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>>218669086

might go for a kebab box

get the ontological gay porn on

imagine needing to take toxic pills because you feel a bit sad lmao

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... how prostitutes be talking 'hello dear' - pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Live NBA: Thunder @ Cavaliers on sky sports plus on my TV via sky stream in home ...

>>218669138
have you fucking taken them

are there any meds that can turn me into a cute girl

>>218669138
UM x

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i could have saved her

>>218669168
rather not say.

>>218669168
no

think there's a lot of gay men who actually want to fuck straight men and thereby wish they were girls but can't so they settle for gay / bi men

large log departing anus

>>218669162
i forgot to take them yesterday

>>218668987
oh i didn't realize it was an actual poo gate. but now i've brushed up, thank you

now i'm thinking of that aussie poo jogger man who would poo in people's driveways during his morning runs

TURN THAT OFF!

In bed. Snoozing.

>>218669168
psyopped out the genepool award

Diego eve

fuck im low on vape juice and the proper vape shops are closed. will have to go to the paki shop and pick up a disposable.

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>>218669173
Go on...

i dont like 'reddit flags' people

>>218669194
spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex do you?

>>218669212
i loved him like a brother in law

getting on the zinc cause I want to shoot really fat ropes

>>218669227
what a retard. onion is in all sorts of food. nobody eats onions like apples.

>>218669227
whats with the spunky cobweb

t'was the night before diego day
and all through the thread
not a creature was stirring; not even mousenonce
the questions were thought up by the posters with care
in hope that diego soon would be there
the posters were nestled all snug in the beds;
while visions of pint cans danced in their heads

>>218669243
...yh

>>218669272
blgo on

>>218669281
ummypops x

>>218669243
well I am gay so yes

In bed. Boozing.

right that's an extremely fit woman

>>218669198
silly umpetal

nigga reloading the page just to be bitchy

don't think thread rhymes with nonce actually

>>218669281
um whats that lump in her jeans there

>>218669308
with a cool secret you won't believe!

>>218669272
heard through the grapevine that hes got a new perspective on the holy trinity thats going to blow everyone's minds

>>218669281
Would love for this beautiful specimen to introduce me to people as her boyfriend.

>>218669321
i've never been good at rhyming

off to shops anyone want anything?

>>218669321
rhyme being no necessary adjunct or true ornament of poem or good verse

>>218669357
crisp

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paused my slop

The Holy Trinity? Oh you mean BEER, BOOBS, and BUSSY

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>off to shops anyone want anything?

Just got out that shower x

u r all so mean 2 me

>>218669357
can of tizer, big bar of galaxy smooth milk, bag of maoam pinballs please

>>218669281
i think that lass has a dinkle

>>218669357
the largest packet of quavers they sell

miss joan hunter dunn
furnished and burnished by aldershot sun

>>218669377
this won’t sit too well on judgement day

>>218669359
yeah innit but he kept the rest of the rhyme scheme intact so that bit made me feel itchy
>>218669357
a glass of wine

>>218669382
these people are HORRID

>>218669357
To relive my twenties

>>218669374
love are flo but that film was pretty meh

>>218668270
"Reception" - what does that mean in this context?

Is Umbunny here?

>>218669409
literally only watching it to look at her arse and face

britussy

>>218669425
ummmm

>>218669408
ktim, if I could go back then with the same confidence, social skills and self awareness that I have now I would fucking CRUSH prime pussy

I actually knew a guy who dated a trans woman, come to think of it. He now argues with strangers on facebook about how much he hates diversity and "wokeness". Crazy stuff.

>>218669417
4-5 year olds

>>218669451
dont like this image

>>218669436
>>218669451
UM x

>>218669417
kindergarten basically. and it's attributable to immigration

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get it sorted

>>218669470
why

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why don't they just make up their minds

do they want a high abortion rate or not

>>218669492
Phil foden rabbit

-166kb to harddrivecount

>>218668677
sometimes they already have kids and don't want more

the umbunny cartel

>>218669451
fucks sake

>>218669495
cozzie livs means no more kids

>>218669516
umm x

You get gayer every day

>>218669509
is a sexy rabbit

>>218669516
;)

>>218669516
xx

>>218669457
I was incredibly socially retarded throughout my 20s. I would be kissing so many girls and come close to shagging them but I always messed it up somehow.

Around 36 hours until I message the escort again

>>218667865
>>218667865
>>218667865

>>218669537
and more in love!

Someone make a non heatherpaedo new

>>218669489
Pretty close to how I look.