I told ChatGPT it had 10 SECONDS to act as German as possible>Good day. I aired out the room at 7:00 sharp (proper shock ventilation, obviously), made a coffee that tastes like duty and efficiency, and now I’m debating whether I’m going to be on time or aggressively early today.>Also: That’s not how it’s done.>And if anyone asks: I’ve already filed a complaint.
>>218671521Germans shouldn't do humor, it's unnatural.
I told ChatGPT it had 10 SECONDS to act as Polish as possible>I’m drinking tea like it’s a survival mechanic, wearing a jacket indoors because why pay for heat when you can suffer with dignity, and I’ve already said “no to dobrze…” three times while staring out the window like I’m waiting for history to repeat itself.>Food? Pierogi. Always pierogi.>Mood? Mildly annoyed, but emotionally immortal.>And if something goes wrong?>Kurwa. Then we fix it.
>>218671521hithey really do that in germany?
>>218671683hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3
>>218671611Would rather listen to 10 hours of unfunny german humour than have to listen to a single minute of american stand-up slop
>>218671698i bought my buddy an illustrated german dictionary, he's been stagnating on duolingo
>>218671769you're a good friend
>>218671521heh
>>218671769cute <3>>218673303hahahahha
>>218671670>wearing a jacket *that i stoleftfy
