Rorke vs the Biomass
last thread was one of the worst ive ever seen
grow up
remember when people said goes hard
>>218683501Mostly my posts I reckon, sorry about that
Reading the newshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/england/cornwallhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/england/cornwallhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/england/cornwall
>>218683504grow up
Every australian who posts in this thread without denying the holocaust is conceding to being a slave to Jews. Slavery is a choice, choose wisely
>>218683519grow up
>Speaking to Fox News last night, US President Donald Trump said he was "not sure" the military alliance would be there for the US "if we ever needed them".>"We've never needed them," he said, adding: "We have never really asked anything of them.""They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan," he said, "and they did, they stayed a little back, a little off the front lines".Rorke taking a big fat smelly poo on the graves of British soldiers who died in Afghanistan
crackhead lighting up in the middle of the street 30 foot from me
lots of army ads on the tele
Think everyone in this thread needs to grow up a little
you've been done
>>218683519KILL JEWS
>>218683519>>218683533post foreskin
>>218683550i accept your concession
>>218683514grow up mate
>>218683501Must be new
What can I wank over?
>>218683547I'll grow alright. I'll think of your mum and grow a full 7 inches thick and juicy
he's done you
make love, not war
>>218683542rorke literally short circuiting trying to explain how this is actually based and redpilled
>>218683519
>>218683574gdp e242
had the old mephedrone wank monday (16 hours) and my dick just about recovered today
>>218683509yup, went hard as (we still say it here)
>>218683570grow up
>>218683544Need to hype up them working-class lads to go die in Ukraine. There was a similar surge in army advertisements in the run up to the Iraq War.
>danger zone plays
going to merk my toilet soon with big poo
>>218683543once i saw a crackhead conjure a tiny flame in his hand for a few seconds when he thought no one was looking
need them dead
whole lot of slaves shuckin and jivin for massa i see. goooooood boys!
Mad how people dote over down syndrome kids and don't see them as the waste of finite resources they actually are
>>218683542not very cool of donny
>>218683582everyone is desensitised to it now but this man looks so fucking weird
Told my boss earlier this week that I felt completely finished and that I had emotionally decoupled from the job. Maybe not the smartest move but it felt fucking great to tell them.
fucking glow up
took the protective plastic off my phone screen, feels a lot nicer now
lets face it only chav retards with no gcses join the army, dont care about the sacrifice in afghanistan and iraq
Mad how badly Carney raped trump at the WEF
>>218683614Think they just have some basic empathy
>>218683578So that why they call it the land Down under
if it wasnt for the yanks we'd all be speaking afganastani right now
Today on Spaino's dollhouse: it's another Spaino arguing with himself and switching proxies episode!
Personally don't believe for a second we had British troops on the front lines in Afghanistan. We provided logistical support and rebuilding efforts only.
only yanks with verified foreskin should be allowed to post
>>218683649oh my god mate you are SO MENTALLY ILL HAHAHAHAHA
>>218683652i was in the boneyard in afghanistan with my good friend john soap mactavish
>>218683601bro dripping in aura
457 British deaths on building sites in Afghanistan
spaino hasn't posted for years why are you still obsessed with him
>>218683601Big 1960s operator energy
see man driving a rented whipsmashed out windows sounds like shit
>>218683634your mum took the protective plastic off my willy last night and said the same thing
>>218683687so this is that rorke everyone keeps blabbing about
>>218683677>>218683652
>>218683687err can see your willy there mate
>>218683687Racismlad!
right well that's my mans bellend isn't it
>>218683687I tried to fuck inbetween the mattress and bed base with a freezer bag and vaseline but ended up twisting my foreskin so much I had to go to a&e so shan't be posting mine.
right well that's the end of an antipodean's willard
Mental how trump can dismiss almost 500 British servicemen being killed in stupid American wars as not really being that valuable to him but Israel which didn't take part in the Iraq or Afghanistan wars remains the US' strongest ally. Something not quite right about that is there. Gets the neurons firing.
had my uber rating go down this week, presumably for vaping in the car.
nth for the gyaldem
>>218683652Helmand province was mainly British troops. Some Euro countries did send very little frontline help but Trump is an idiot to paint all of Europe's effort as the same.
Is the British army even real?
posted about himself again award
tiny little stump of a willard that
had a woman swirl her tongue around inside my non-retracted foreskin once and it left me a changed man
Hope Farage makes excuses for trump and sucks him off more
still thinking about that smeggy tranny cock
>>218683689its a mentally ill lad on here, a poor lonely young man in the process of ruining his life obsessing over his made up characters. Theres so many in his dollhouse, theres spaki, DTFIC, Diego, Emmayank, brick, escortmong, homealone, sacked tranny, these are all his little friends haha
>>218683743I've already whacked it twice today and your mum ain't coming round for a suck today, so it won't be at it's full length unfortunately
>Rorke vs the BiomassYeah but we all know that Rorke impregnated biomass women during colonial times. He didn't eliminate the biomass, he helped replicate it.
>>218683738You don't need an army if you're an island.
need them all gone don't we really you know
sir stumpy willard
>>218683723>he didn’t respect muh 500 dead troops! are you some butthurt zogbot or something? how many people die in car accidents every day, you’re crying over some dead soldiers who volunteered to be soldiers?
>>218683738t. boney in 1815
>>218683763Thanks for reminding me as I was eating x
>>218683771now thats a pair of DSLs
>>218683069
>>218683761Honestly does my head inWe'd be better off with the Tories unfucking themselves
ah yes rorke the white supremacist who errr was shagging brown biomass
been done haven't I
All you need to dominate Europe is the Royal Navy and the French army.
Rorke claiming his older brother didn't actually fight in AfghanistanLeftypol celebrating him for being black and LGBTQ
enter sir Nigel Thornberry
your mum jokes are so unc coded
mi goreng calling my name
>>218683785Completely missed the point award.
ALWAYS KICKING ASSHOLE'S ASS
fucking hell do you lot ever talk about anything this is just britpol but you dont even talk about films
>>218683810grow up mate
>>218683825highly peng
>>218683825just a shite koka
At the end of the day lads, Russia is fighting a just war of liberation to free the brotherly Ukrainian Slavic people from liberalism.
>>218683825corr
>>218683822>*brutally rapes your mum*
why is the thread so fast today
Spaino hasn’t posted here in ages, i know we all wish he was back posting in /Brit/ but this is just sad :/
A lot of yank zoomers are uncut but you don't hear them talk about smegma. Why don't they talk about it like Brits do?
watched John Travolta's new film on Prime holy shit he makes nothing but slop these days
Speaking of where is diego?
err so any good filums going?
My brother "fought" in Afghanistan and said all he did was stand guard at road blocks and do community outreach programs for the locals
>457 British troops died in Afghanistan>Taliban still in power>ISIS has replaced Al QaedaWhat the fuck was the point of it all then.
>>218683862yanks don't do cheese
>>218683855get the kettle boiled lad
Yellow everything this time, you feel me?
basedhttps://x.com/SaulStaniforth/status/2014327756205502733
>>218683834Con Air is goated. Its inpossible for Nicholas Cage to do a bad movie
>>218683862hmm now why wouldn’t people want to discuss smegma
>>218683865Spaino wrote the character off for this season
>>218683862Yeah you’ve said this a few times now heathermong
>>218683867yeah loads
>1/5 of yank deaths>10th of yank wounded Trump is pissed we sided with euroids over the USTho going by the wounded ratio it seems we did step back after the last time eating shit from the taliban
Once shagged a girl without a johnny and the next morning I pulled back my foreskin because it was itchy and my whole head was covered in smegma
>>218683885alri john
Does Afghanistan even exist? Because I've never seen it.
>Its inpossible
>>218683898you're meant to go the bathroom after sex and sort that out lad
>>218683871wmds innit
Not a typo! aar! He'll be Bradleyposting for hours.
>>218683895and we only lost those men because of yank leadershipif we had been put in charge not a single man would have been lost probably
>>218683770Truly and literally all me
>>218683871Dying for Israel is an end by itself
>>218683932lmao
>>218683932good gimmique
I was a British MAGA Patriot but will be withholding my support for the President until he apologises to England, Cornwall and the other regions.
>>218683770i often wonder if its multiple people putting in the effort to keep the characters alive
might go cardiff, california
>>218683932chortled
Made a funny Bradley post once but no one appreciated it
Toil made me one of those customer service champions that needs to help all the other toilers if there's an issue
kookaburra in the gumtree outside my window doing my nut in.
had a plate of chips am hour ago, how long do i have to wait for it to digest so i can start knocking down beers
sir mattress topper
>>218683961unfortunately, those characters are all real and they're extremely unwell 4chan addicts. i imagine they post here every day for several hours
>>218683984gay your life must be
>>218683990Beer aids in digestion
Me? Absolutely hate Braldey posters
most of “the characters” are figments of even more demented people’s imaginations
Reckon
>>218683996While you spazz out in your wheelchair playing dollies yeah?
>>218684003snorted irl
>>218683979>Good job anon here's your reward!>More workFeels good to be a slacker
ough
Ok I will eat them!!
>>218684010>Braldey
>>218683869Ok what regiment was your brother. My brother was parachute regiment so I will ask him
>>218684022Stfu Spaino lmfao
>>218684028a break from 4chan would do you good mate
Dollhouse melty!DOLLHOUSE MELTY!!!!!!
>>218684010shit bragleybait
>>218684022the raped
>>218684049Are you the poster with the weird dogYou type like him
>>218684049He was in the blackwatch regiment.
managerberg has just left me a voicemail to "do a bit of a favour" for him and work tonight and tomorrow. I'm on annual leave so he shouldn't be ringing me at all.Not the first time he's called me on annual leave either the cunt. Can't wait to leave this place.
>>218683862Uncut American cocks don't produce smegma in anything like the same quantity as British cocks. It's something to do with the British climate.
>>218684038I remember some of these
>>218684049wellington's west riding
Might do a Silent Hill playthrough
>>218684038corrr smoky spider
>>218684061Like when your mum puts you in respite care for a couple of weeks so she can go on holiday without caring for a screeching wheelchair slacker all day yeah?
shouldnt of eaten that tub of ice cream thought I was safe because it was only 360 calories but had watery shit leaking out my arse for the past 10 minutes absolutey horrible
It was just a regular dog
>>218684089Tell your mates. Not us
>>218684080That's illegal here x
Football crazy chocolate mad
>>218684080I misread my shift time this morning and came into toil 3 fucking hours early. There was no point going home in that time only to leave again for my actual start time so I just sat in the break room on my phone until toilberg came in shouting at me for not being downstairs on the shop floor. I couldn't get a word in so I stopped trying, he then marched me downstairs and now I'm doing 3 hours work unpaid. I am so fucking pathetic
>>218684072Depends if you’re taking about the mutt.Then maybe
>>218684079You're in the blackedwatch battalion cause thats all you watch
I don't think Spaino is mentally ill btw. He's probably quite intelligent and mild-mannered in person. And I understand his plight; the temptation to spend your life winding people up on /brit/ is palpable.
>>218684102Do you have crohn's disease?
>>218684101yeh sureanyway, a prolonged break would help you i think. this place clearly doesn't do you any good.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769171518240061.mp4
>>218684138shut up incel
>>218684121seen this post before
>>218684142not that i know of why?
>>218684116I don't have any mates
sitting in the school cloak room at wet break eating a pack of stale space raiders. my life peaked there.
>>218684138i think you need to have something a bit wrong with you to dedicate a significant portion of your life to it.
>>218684151best post so far
>>218684118im not 100% sure it's not illegal here 2bh. Rang my personal number as well which he only has cos i gave it to him for some work outing arrangement a few years ago
>>218684143Melty
>>218684162Why would you shit your guts out after eating ice cream?
>>218684182see if you can go 3 days without posting here.
>>218684187I ate the whole tub
>>218684144Assuming she's not making it up, I have no idea how this would manifest itself
the incel shut in dolescum larping like toilers always show themselves up when they write completely unrealistic drivel. No manager forced you to work saturday and sunday lmfao
odious little wretch
Insane meltdown today
Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
are you naturally a city slicker or a suburbanite or a country bumpkin?
>>218684216t. never grafted a day in his life
>>218684174It's almost certainly illegal no matter what job you have
>>218684228sc
>>218683771Bogged af
managerberg just punched me in the back of the head :(
>>218684216Not very good bait I'm afraid
playing a bit of mass effect andromeda (or ass erect blandromeda as i'm someone infamous for calling it), mad how this game could have been really bloody good if they'd spent another year on it
>>218684228seen this post before
>>218684229Bumpkin turned City Slicker.
>>218684267ever tried playing with bitches
>hey can you do me a bit of a favour and work saturday and sunday?>nothat simple
>>218684267>as i'm someone infamous for calling itwheres your wikipedia page
raping a mans arse with my arse
managerberg just asked to shag my missus
Finished my third book of the year this morning lads. I’m also 4kg down in lost weight and I’ve been practicing my meditation every day and starting to get into it. How are your New Year’s resolutions going so far?
>>218684038Its better that we have less choice and just one company makes all the crips... it means cheaper prices for the consumer!
>>218684283there is actually a /brit/ wiki but i won't make a page about myself because i'm not an egomaniac
>>218684294Sir Clue Gainer
20 years ago a woman would have been embarrassed to have thick lips and a fat arse
>>218684294already so busy AND finding time to update your blog, wow
>>218684294>only “just starting” to get into meditation ngmi
>>218684294I haven't been drinking every day. I'd rather mot aim too high
someone narc'ed me out to janny for posting my 'skin. snitch motherfuckers
>>218684311lil zoomer doesnt remember the 2000s
>>218684314looks like someone is bitter about my self-improvement
>>218684297>just one company makes all the cripsWalkers does make tons of them but KP makes loads like McCoys, Wheat Crunchies, Hula Hoops Then you have Burts, Pipers
>>218684294>third book of the yearThe very hungry caterpillar is a trilogy?
>>218684324I lowkenuinely don't even give a fuck
Fancy a curry
>>218684309:D>>218684314I’m between jobs at the moment so i do have the luxury of free time>>218684317Well it takes a lot of effort to shut down the cogs of a mighty mind like mine>>218684321Good lad
>>218684281im not actually doing the work. It's the fact he even thought to ask that's disrespectful
carrot down my dick hole
for me, it's supermarket own brand crisps
gooning!
all you people are so negative all the time because you think being cynical and obnoxious about everything means you’re smart
they call me el chupacabra
>>218684366These niggas always eatin sum shit
Sex tummy
IF I COULDTHEN I WOULD
>>218684386the raped
mad how there are people in here who never shopped in a safeway or kwik save
>>218684400mum asking you to take a bag out to the bin?
>>218684386>t. raped paedo
>>218684366I wonder what they taste like once fried...
>>218684396CORRRRRRRR PHWOARRRRRR
>>218684410for me it was somerfields
>>218684341>Pipers Crisps is owned by the multinational food and beverage giant PepsiCoSame as walkers
>>218684396thats not a sex tummythis is a sex tummy
>>218684410Yeah, crazy how not all of us are povvos
>>218684402>>218684413do you feel better now that you were able to vent your frustration anonymously on the internet. is the burden of mummy not loving you a little lighter?
>>218684410Kwik Save was shite, like Lidl and Aldi these days. I remember they had that 'No Frills' own brand.
Remember Haldanes
>>218684459raped paedo
everyone is faking their persona at all timesyou are perceived differently because for whatever reason youa rent doing thatthis is what they mean by 'get a personality', they mean it in the literal sense. they obtained their personality by seeing it somewhere and making a conscious decision to start pretending to be that sort of person
>>218684459ther aped
mad how people have sex. not me of course.
>>218684445yeah you were still wrong though so pipe down cunt
>>218684468plays for Manchester City doesn't he?
>>218684481ok
>>218684455now thats a corr tummy
>>218684481you are the mask you wear
>>218684493scream
>>218684491Take the L mongboy
Anyone remember Woolworths?
Gay sex arse!
>>218684481ITS AN EMINENCE FRONT
>>218684459raped unloveable incel paedo
>>218684481No actually, normal people just simply don’t feel the need to sperg out and say whatever happens to be in their head at any given moment when they interact with people. it comes quite naturally to them
today's readgot recommended it in the deegscord
scary how easily everyone, including rorke, leftypol and normies, is going to flip to a cringe Euro-warhawk mentality
>>218684550do normal people post pictures on /brit/ of kids who died in school shootings or does only the raped do that?
>>218684455don't like tomboys
>>218684463Yeah Kwik Save was grim, but I remember going in there a few times. It was very old-fashioned even then. I remember the layout of that particular store well.Safeways was a mid-range supermarket like Morrisons or Tescos. In fact it was Morrisons that bought out Safeways. I remember when they started changing the Safeways branding to Morrisons in 2004/05. "Safeways, now part of the Morrisons family", read the signs. It was kind of a big deal at the time, like if one of the main supermarkets today suddenly changed their name and logo.
>>218684574not really scary though is it, quite predictable and expected when some spastic shits in R WARDEAD
>>218684574Nah Rorke is still firmly MAGA, since Farage is still sucking Trump and Putin’s cocks at the same time.
>>218684550>normal people just simply don’t feel the need to sperg out and say whatever happens to be in their head at any given momentThis is why lyricposting is so embarrassing
>>218684579No, probably not. And I also think normal people don’t discover the charls carrol raped gimmick years later and start spamming it on /brit/
somerfieldforgottenhazy memory
>>218684597Mad how you think farage is a rorke, you truly are deranged leftymong
>>218684606>somerfield>forgottenLives forever via Hot Fuzz
>>218684597Case in point
>>218684151the 'berg, as it were
>>218684574the idea of pathetic cowardly spinless european bureaucrats asserting their 'strength' and defending themselves is laughable.
>>218684606is this how people who need glasses see the world
witnessing discussion of current events
I'm repoorting
Been thinking about how the phrase "Where are you?" Was practically never uttered or written since language began, then exploded in use in the past 50 years.
i forgot about this. howling
>>218684677I'm sure many people said it when praying to their divine sky fairy
Rorke reminding his mum to wash his Reform FC home shirt (2XL) inside out on a delicate cycle so the ‘FARAGE’ letters on the back don’t peel off
>>218684711UMMYPOPS x
>>218684151Ugly
>>218684704grow up
right well thats a ginger wench winking her arsehole at us
>>218684707scream
>>218684606there weren't many somerfields around near where i lived, but obviously i did go inside them many times just less often
>>218684677not a big shakespeare fan i take it
>>218684711nice pink bumhole
>>218684707You turn it inside-out, put a towel over the lettering and press it if that ever happens ok!
>>218684707HAO LING
>>218684707Just copped a JENRICK 26 one
the newberg>>218679891>>218679891
That Indian bbc news lass, the one with the big ears, kind of cute ngl
>>218684769>>218684769>>218684769new
I bet not many of you remember Happy Shopper. They were a chain of convenience stores like Costcutter or Premier
>>218684799I do, GTA SA parodied this exact version of the logo as well
>>218684730I am actually.
>>218684809>>218684788>GTA SAweird timing
