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blini kot edish
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berg, cat
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Was saving a good post for the new but now I've forgotten what I was going to post
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Starting episode 3 of comrade dad
I need to split each segment into 10 minute chunks as it's so incredibly shit
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>>218686865
we've all been there lads, the trick is to look back at what you were doing previously and look at your browser history and it has like a 63% chance of coming back to you
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wonder what it's like to get gang banged
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The first time I saw the escort I lost my virginity to, she said I had a really nice butt
Is that a good thing?
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>>218686920
Smelly
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brb going to lay on the hard floor for 20 minutes
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funniest thing about the escort gimmick is that literally no one bites the bait
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>>218686926
Please fuck off
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>>218686920
ask your mum
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>>218686817
Dont think you can be in a professional rugby team and be an incel.
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i remember back in 2014 when i enthusiastically announced to mumstein that spain had a new king and she made fun of me for announcing that spain had a new king as if anyone who isn't an ESL gave a shit
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Right so this poo i had
I've been squeezing out tiny hard pellets for months. Did so before lunch but then after lunch I needed to go again and out dropped a number of big long healthy poos. One of them was enormous and I reckon that was my christmas dinner. This was about 2 weeks worth of poos in one sitting and it didn't even hurt I feel light as a feather im so happy.
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>>218686968
can't, she died after giving me some ugly chipped plates
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Really ought to get up and eat and drink something and take a shower
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l enjoy nothing and l'm bored all the time
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>>218686999
You wont. Coward
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>>218686920
Theres only one way to find out!
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>>218686988
congrats lad. i often wonder what fossils linger up my arse, burdening me unnecessarily
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>ywn never be 14 years old playing halo 3 online and listening to linkin park on repeat again
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>>218686734
perhaps learning and taking what is implied.

ill explain

>ktim (kek this is me, i was also in an accident)
your response: you too? wow. crazy (you were being sarcastic)

what i actually meant: i was also in an accident (not as recently as you, obviously)

yes, i know. your emotional right now. and no, you didnt "miss" where i went into explicit detail. perhaps you should stop being sarcastic learn to comprehend what youre reading. and no, i dont care for your pithy response, you idiot. hehhe
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>>218686945
it's not a gimmick
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>>218687041
I might go for a colonic irrigation. Has any of you ever had a colonic irrigation?
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>>218686988
What on earth does your diet look like?
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>>218687050
*youre
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>>218687050
yeah? wow, that's really... interesti-...zzzzzzz
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>>218687084
yeah? wow, thats really... funn ....*yawns*
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Anyone else avoid someone after having a good conversation with them because you know you can't do it a second time?
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>>218686975
Your mum is right. Even spainards don't give a toss about their royal family
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>>218687084
ahhh
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>5'3 9 st
>brain damaged
>dead parents
>cant read
>raped
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TIL Spain has a king
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>>218687127
no
yes
not quite
completely false
yes
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>>218687156
>>218687127

2 / 5 retard
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>>218687116
A republic, perhaps?
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>>218687094
lad i'm not trying to be a dick, but the trick to posting well, as well as conversation in general, is to avoid offering up your life story unprompted, and if you do, do not insult people (either explicitly or implicitly) for not having foreknowldge, and also avoid using $10 words because they actually do the opposite for your attempts at sounding intelligent than what you intended, unless you are an actual authority on whatever subject you're talking about (which, let's face it, you aren't)
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yeah i called you retarded. now get mad you little idiot

silly bitch go play pokemon
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>>218687198
yeah? wow, that's really... interesti-...zzzzzzz
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found this toad lurking in my folder
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Necking them mints me x
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>>218687174
If it were up to me I'd chop their head off, just like every other royal in Europe. Third world shitholes can keep theirs for all I care.
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absolutely pissing out my arse today, must have been that ham that tasted like vinegar
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>>218687077
Cereals, sandwiches, home cook for dinner. Fruit and yoghurt and a bit of choc for snacks and the odd beer. I dont know what happened but something went badly wrong for a long time.
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Been chatting up a nice piece of femboy crumpet the past week, reckon I might get some hole tomorrow
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r
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>>218687198
you just shared intimate details of your life. got mad that i said something similar had happened to me (because you thought i was trying to take attention away from your mishap and youre obviously in a state) and now youre calling me unintelligent because your butthurt

as a matter of fact, dont get well. hope you take a bunch of muscle relaxers and your heart stops beating waster pos
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the world is ending
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>>218687227
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>>218687269
cringe
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>>218687210
found this toad lurking in me pants
*unzips dick*
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i hate jews so much its unreal
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th rpd
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They gotta ban incels like me from hinge
All these nice women I'll never have
It's a form of self harm in a way
Hinge is letting me self harm
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lovely lay on the hard floor that was
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>>218687254
calm down dude what are u even so mad about
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>>218687322
>They gotta
FOYN
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>lad i'm not trying to be a dick, but the trick to posting well, as well as conversation in general, is to avoid offering up your life story unprompted, and if you do, do not insult people (either explicitly or implicitly) for not having foreknowldge, and also avoid using $10 words because they actually do the opposite for your attempts at sounding intelligent than what you intended, unless you are an actual authority on whatever subject you're talking about (which, let's face it, you aren't)
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>>218687227
And thats why after 1794 you had a continuous republic until present day with no changes or problems
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>>218687336
>what are u even so mad about
mad about the fact that mentally, youre a zombie
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>a toast, to the workers of britain
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>>218687381
Kanpai!
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>>218687254
i'm not mad mate i just noticed the patterns of someone who overshares and has an ego, which is something i see a lot in my job, and never fails to make me cringe my nuts off, i'd hate to see you become one of them. i am not calling you stupid, just immature and inexperienced. i hope for your sake you're a teenager
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>>218687381
reckon tim must have a decent private pension
who was it he worked for? IBM or something?
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>>218687348
Unaware of this acronym
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>>218687395
jk i honestly dont care.

anyway,

check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLbDCbpHx0
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>>218687400
Rich parents inc
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>>218687400
>>218687415
somewhere said he has a trust set up to fund his care
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>>218687422
Based tim king of neets
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>>218687413
i read 3 or 4 books about this subject for uni, not really my problem just bugmen killing bugmen and i'm sure they came up with all sorts of scientific discoveries and are indirectly responsible for why hondas are so reliable
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>>218687374
Power move, worth it. You wouldn't get it
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What would you do with your time if you were the recipient of a very handsome salary for doing absolutely nothing but were banned from any other money making activities
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plants that look like genitals anyone?
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>>218687471
bang escorts
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Definitely time to get the cans opened
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>>218687471
start a nice little charity
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>>218687471
Define money-making activities. Can I still partake as long as I don't get a salary or am I barred from them altogether?
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wonder if i should tell the escort i've been seeing that she was my first kiss but not my first shag
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>The Rape of Rorkesnan
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>>218687471
wank, drink, go on the internet
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>>218687447
>1000years of monarchy and then
2 empires 1 monarchy 1 constitutional monarchy and five republics
But good thing you dont have kings or elites now. You solved it. Well done
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i was about to make the new and then realised we're less than 100 posts into this thread, wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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>>218687499
No define it yourself you fucking autistic retard
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>The rape of nanking didn't happen but it should have
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love a story with a happy ending
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7v002q924qo
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might order some maccies
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What's the anime op that goes like "zankoku na tenshi no you ni shoooounen yo shinwa ni naaaare"
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WIshing I could find out what became of this lad I went to school with but he disappeared from facebook over 10 years ago and the only person I can think of that I could possibly ask is a cousin of his I never spoke to and haven't seen since 2010
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>>218687526
chinamen are used to dying en masse, it happened every time they got a new leader throughout history for thousands of years, mao's body count was barely above average
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>>218687536
Family guy
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>>218687536
boku no pico
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>>218687536
my little sister and friends dress up sleepover party
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>>218687509
It was pretty cool not going to lie.
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for me it’s slamming my laptop closed after a teams meeting and hiding under my bedsheets muttering calling myself a nigger for 10 minutes because im disgusting little autistic incel freak and everyone knows it and hates me
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>>218687554
I know. Civil war is the national passtime of the middle kingdom.
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>>218687499
Yes you can do things for free
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>>218687577
grow up
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>>218686920
I don't have to.
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>>218687509
Mental how they went through all of that just to end up just as shit as everyone else
Meanwhile English and Scottish BVLLS set up the greatest republic in history and just sorted out all of the kinks with one civil war
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My shit is the shit that shall pierce the heavens
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>>218687612
Guarantee neither of these people have been in a physical conflict in their life
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doing science and inventing niggers 2
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>>218687626
And you have haven’t ya
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>>218687573
>>218687620
For some reason we studied late 19th century french politics in history at 6th form. They actually wanted to have a king again but the guy was like a gay retard and wanted to rule like a 16th century divine right king in 1890 so they were like fuck it on with the republic
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>>218687683
Yeah loads
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>>218687481
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>>218687683
Yeah
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>I need you tonight
>Cos I'm not sleeping
>There's something about you girl
>That makes me SWEAT

>So slide over here
>And give me a moment
>your moves are so raw
>I've got to let you know
>I've got to let you know!
>you're one of my kind
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>>218687481
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>Kamrul Husan Sumon, a taxi driver from St Albans, changed his mind about keeping a brand new Volkswagen ID.7 and signed a SoR agreement with Targa Florio Cars to sell it for him.
how did a taxi driver come up with 50k for a new ev?
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helpercunt lurking in the thread, trying to see if he can nonce anybody here x
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>>218687696
They could have had a final shot with Louis-Napoleon but he decided to join the British army and died on campaign in Sourh Africa
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This shit's been like The Crown for chavs

kino
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Sister crying because of something with her boyfriend I think I’m supposed to do something but I’m a pussy unfortunately
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>>218687723
probably cheap if you buy them through a company

also if you're sat in it all day you would pay more desu
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>>218687752
Are you a woman?
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>>218687723
Taxi drivers earn bank ferrying SEND kids too and from school
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>>218687723
Probably some company scheme. Also many taxi drivers will have that, they make a lot if they literally work nonstop
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I’m literally fucking pissing shit out of my arsehole what the FUCK
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>>218687752
What dance? I havent been catching up on my hello magazine recently
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>>218687752
think his name would be more fitting as dj normal tony, no?
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>>218687752
Should have got tony on the NDA
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>>218687758
tell her to stop crying and that she voted for it
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im going to the big sainsburys(that has no security!!) and getting like 200 worth of food(frozen) then if they ask for my id(for the lighters/ROCKSTAR) ill say its in my car(which is in LONDON) and leave so the indians waste like 2 hours putting the food away
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57w2gYXjRic
Amazing watch ..

From Start
to

finish !!
My Favourite

band ..
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And that's the end of another busy week of doing fuck all in my ÂŁ43,000 per year salaried job.
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>>218687752
I've totally avoided all this because the Beckhams is like stories about the royals. Give us a qrd lad?
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long boring post incoming
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>>218687758
shag her, duh
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I need to go the hospital this isnfucking insane
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>>218687810
This crashed my Firefox lel
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problem with women is they've all got disgusting smelly fannies that bleed
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>>218687838
Source?
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get in
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>>218687612
two fat (probably transexual) milennials posted this
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doing fuck all in my 60k a year job
x
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>>218687810
it's live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxqcg1qt0XU

I'll be there in 20 minutes
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Reckon Victoria's ever wanked off Brooklyn?
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african lady at work begging me to do her job for her again
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>>218686837
>You need to have therapy because your angry over?
>The fact you have to have your own car insurance policy at 22
>No you are not allowed to be under anyone else policy
>Your angry because you have an actual drug addict neighbor that plays power ful and sabaton
>Also that you get angry over dealing with an attorney

Yeah sorry chud but you are not allowed to be angry or sad
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>>218687845
To be fair its been treated like a mythical legend so not surprising that people come to not believe it
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>>218687861
???
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>>218687810
I've never seen a video this long before wtf happened
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>>218687778
Ooh it's been all the talk. It was Brooklyn Beckham's BOMBSHELL Instagram post that has split the nation.

Brooklyn was meant to have the first dance with his wife, Nicola Peltz, the billionaire heiress, when Victoria cut in and danced with him first, very sexually at that, grinding on him. She was humiliated and he was mortified. Now the DJ is saying he saw it and it was just as awkward and weird as Brooklyn said.
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>>218687864
get her supported
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get the tourists flattened
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>>218687858
But you are a jacked chad?
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>>218687895
no i'm not and i've never been in a fight
but i don't talk about punching nazis on reddit do i?
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>>218687860
Ok Mate

I
Will watch !!
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>>218687899
umdeers
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>>218687880
it was a constant livestream but it stopped and so it saved as a video now
comments are upset they want it back up
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>>218687887
>Victoria cut in and danced with him first, very sexually at that, grinding on him.
corrr
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Why the fuck is it that when ever your frustrated sad or angry you need pills or therapy?
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Imagine being Brooklyn Beckham
Born incredibly rich, handsome, to talented parents, you could literally have anything you want in life 24/7 and enjoy the most incredible existence, and all you have to do is just not be a complete and utter retard in the public domain, but you can't even accomplish that. He must be one of the dumbest, sheltered people alive.
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>>218687887
get a life
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>>218687923
New Spainmong gimmick dropped
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>>218687923
>Born incredibly rich, handsome
Eyes are far too small unfortunately
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>>218687845
>1 in 12 Irish people are Muslim immigrants
Hmm
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not allowed to enter any job centres for being racist so i dont need to attend any interviews or work capability assessments
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>>218687923
He's married to a billionaire where did he go wrong?
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>>218687887
>Victoria cut in and danced with him first, very sexually at that, grinding on him.
Corr
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>>218687923
>and all you have to do is just not be a complete and utter retard in the public domain, but you can't even accomplish that
What has he done wrong?
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new gimmick: celeb gossip not a single male under 40 cares about
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>>218687864
allegorical of british society innit
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ZEST
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lol even some chavs don't want yank bilionaires in their family mad that
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>>218687981
>Dont air your dirty laundry in public
>Dont public criticised the people who have given you all your money and fame and who's goodwill your future depends on
Must have taken advice from Prince Harry
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>>218687899
>You now remember THAT greentext
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watching the night manager its well shit
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>>218688014
Chav?
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>>218687923
Probably didn't help being born a lad and given the name Brooklyn
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>>218688053
The surname probably helped a lot though eh
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Simply AMAZING coat mega glam
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nigga just posted a reddit advert
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>>218688014
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>>218688075
thats a fella that is
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>>218688075
Jew who ruined the Film programme
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>A public relations worker has won almost £35,000 after her manager called her “disorganised”.

>Nicole Hogger successfully sued for disability discrimination as she claimed the term “undermined” her and “violated her dignity”.

Bosses are still insulting employees lmao these mongs will never learn and always get sued and lose.
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>>218688041
whats shit about it mumberg recommended it to me
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Just cheated in ANOTHER chess.com game gonna have to lose the next one so they don’t catch on
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>>218688118
Is that insulting?
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>>218688012
x
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>>218688118
Does she have 'ADHD"?
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UGHH....UGHMPPGHH....POOOOOOO
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>>218688118
She’s a lengerz too google her
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>>218688118
ÂŁ35k to become unemployable for the rest of your life with your dogshit easily-Googled name is a pitiful outcome
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nobody:

rorke: do it for the vine
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>>218688120
Hugh Laurie is a rich guy arms dealer, Tom Hiddlestone is an ex-special forces guy who works at a hotel for some reason and wants to expose him
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>>Nicole Hogger
screaming
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>>218688135
>“There was little, if anything, that [Ms Hogger] could usefully do with the feedback. Ms Straker maintains that it was intended as constructive feedback.

The tribunal ruled it was discriminatory and the compensation was rightfully awarded.
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>>218688118
Can't imagine making it through school with a surname like that
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>>218688161
leftypol: i ain't gon do it!
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>>218688118
>disorganised
On what planet is this disability discrimination?
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>>218688155
She's not that fit
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>>218688174
Become more organised maybe?
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Seeing a coordinated Mousecord (formerly Simpcord) spam effort to make an ugly woman in the news seem remotely of any interest to us
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Man arrested and facing 98 years in prison after he sold his car to more than eight buyers on Facebook Marketplace - then stole it back.

Mamadou Diallo, 24, would sell the car then return with a spare key hours later and steal it back.

He would then re-list the car, sell it, and steal it back again
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Can understand Brooklyn because my mum is the same. Very weird and controlling, needs all her children around her and doing as she says like puppets or she goes mental. Blocked her last year and had the same experience of severely reduced anxiety I've had all my life.
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Esoteric Mumbergism
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>>218688118
>At the beginning of 2022, Miss Hogger's managers began noticing she was 'anxious' and not coping well with the increased workload. Ms Straker tried to help Miss Hogger by speaking to her and even transferred some of her workload to a colleague, the tribunal heard.
Ah the wagie life where you're made to work harder because of incompetent mongs
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>>218688226
Wish Kraut janny cracked down on this. It's so blatant.
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youtube finally added a way to hide annotations at the end of a video
only took them about 8 years
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>>218688210
She has ADHD, so naturally she is disorganised and being criticised for this immutable characteristic amounts to unfair discrimination on the basis of disability
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>>218688227
based money maker
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Wish i had billionaire parents so anything mundane i did could be hyped up by an army of publicists
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>>218688256
It's in the settings and has been for many years. You're the mong here.
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>>218688256
Anon...
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when i was in my early teens, before i had reliable internet access, i used to draw my own sexy cartoons to wank over. i wonder if that was the norm for most of history before porn existed, bet it was, bet grugberg was selling his cave paintings of a local tribeswoman getting NEANDERTHAL'd for 10 seashells a peep
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>>218688227
screaming, reckon he thought he could just do that for the rest of his life
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>>218688227
I can respect an entrepreneurial one.
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>>218688231
Did she ever grind on you in public?
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>>218688227
What is that a honda jazz? Probably selling it to old ladies
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>>218688279
>>218688295
the video cards
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>y'all
One of the worst language trends in recent years
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>>218688277
wtf is this? looks like a droopy pair of bollocks mid-helicopter
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>>218688231
Just found out hes 26 and marrying a 31 year old. Leftypol my call the NSPCC
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>>218688261
Ok well im fucking lazy by nature so if my boss calls me fucking lazy im taking them to a tribunal
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>>218688353
“ya'll” is the most raped word. It’s been transformed from a faustian callback evoking blood memory into a longhoused quirked up reddit shibboleth
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>>218688355
elephan
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>>218688355
Thats why its so hard to photograph (but incredible to see)
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>Eleanor Brown, 26, was jailed for three years after posting naked images of her father's secret lover on an escort website with the help of her mum and sister, who are both former police officers.
>Addressing her actions after being released from prison, she wrote in a social media post: “I'm not sorry and never will be sorry.”

She stood on business, did that shit did her time got back out and is still on the same timing.

that's a fine loyal woman. 100% respect to her.
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>>218688337
honda civic, an incredibly ugly version
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>>218688375
They use it as a replacement for ladies and gentlemen and such because it's "gender neutral"
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Oh. that's not... Oh! This is such a non issue. Oh! You lack joy and whimsy. Oh! Oh! Hey so this is actually insane. Oh! Hope this helps! Let's not right now.. Hey so.. Oh!
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>“ya'll” is the most raped word. It’s been transformed from a faustian callback evoking blood memory into a longhoused quirked up reddit shibboleth
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>>218688408
let's normalise
god forbid
propaganda i'm not falling for
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>>218688414
*kisses his soft snout *
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>>218688385
glad they blamed the real villain
the slag that seduced their dad
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>>218688414
Teethmogs me
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my willy is made of poo
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>>218688375
I know what y'all means but what's ya'll?
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might go to the gym and not work out and instead just sit back and watch all the peng tings work out
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>>218688385
Based desu
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>>218688414
zhborse
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>>218688465
Brown hands typed this post
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eating an apple x
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i've been paralysed with indecision and spiritual lethargy for the whole of january so far
literally haven't done even 10 minutes of real work for toil
can't break out of it
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Might sue /brit/ for all the mean comments I've received over the years
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>>218688501
February soon, that'll cheer you up
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>>218688507
it was constructive criticism
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>>218688507
*bullys you into signing an NDA *
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>>218688501
>paralysed with indecision and spiritual lethargy
Sounds like a disability, get on the PIP lad
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>>218688507
suck ya mum
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>>218688465
I only ever see attractive women at the gym, outside it they're all grim. It's almost like looking after yourself makes you look better, who knew.
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>>218688516
Na takes until April for mood ot improve
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My boss has said I'm "not delivering", which is discrimination as I am a chronic procrastinator
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>>218688536
*adds to the list of grievances*
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finished my apple x
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might drink a mega coffee
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>>218688501
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>>218688555
If your boss has said that it's time to look for a new job
t. was told I wasn't meeting expectations and needed support and stupidly believed they'd actually start training me but ended up getting sacked
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>>218688590
Fancy some cock for dessert? x
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>>218688590
*exiles you from the garden of eden*
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mental how so many of you lot will never experience the pure unbridled joy of holding your own newborn child in your arms, feeling the weight of opportunity, seeing the horizon of a whole new lifetime blossom from its starting point, nothing quite like it
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>>218688597
ktimming hard
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when was the last time you wore aftershave, "cologne" or "eau de toilette"? think it was around 2009 for me
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you fucking BASTARDS
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>>218688659
Use it every day
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>>218688640
not really mental is it
would you go to a psych ward and be like
>wow it's crazy that these guys don't have children
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>>218688385
Watching her tiktok now Saying what's it like in prison
1st lines: "Men. Men in womens prisons. They just put a wig on and then they're female."

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>218688659
Probably about 16 years, not even joking, I had that Diesel fist one when I was 16/17.
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>>218688640
feeling the weight of responsibility, and the seeing the horizon of a whole new life with no free time and plenty of stress more like
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>>218688717
leftypol lying on the floor in tatters after getting walloped by this
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>>218688659
monday
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>>218688741
Absolute state of their makeup
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Feeling the pure unbridled joy of being up for the third month straight to feed my crying newborn as the weight of this responsibility tears my relationship with my wife apart
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too mentally ill to have a gf or shag
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>>218688659
2 days ago
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>>218688455
It means you're a bloody bhenchod mate
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Was on the ol' incelwalk earlier today and was getting a coffee, lady there asked me if I was alright since I looked really tired, the bloody state of me oh my days
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>>218688741
butters
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>>218688659
Today
Prada L'homme
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>>218688780
People romanticise having kids and don't talk about how shit it really is most of the time.
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>>218688741
Awaiting the jannys decision if this work safe or not
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feeling the pure unbridled joy of posting on /brit/
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>>218688814
If some random person commented on it then you must look like death mate, go to bed.
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Mousey where is my mouseLord mouse mat
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was sat on a bench eating my lunch earlier and a dog came up to me and had a sniff, got a right bollocking from its owner
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>>218688824
Nothing like the doting and fawning of a newborn mother, drawn between the simultaneous denial and acceptance as to their role in life
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doing an unbridledly joyous poo
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>>218688549
i think the clothes women wear at the gym bump them up another 3-4 points because they accentuate the tits and bums. a recent example, there is this absolute peng ting at my gym who wears the classic gym girl attire of a crop top and pink shorts, and i would fight wars just to have a go on her baps. but then i happened to see her somewhere else outside of the gym wearing normal clothes and she was kinda minging, had a recessed jaw and ratty hair. female gym clothes are witchcraft
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>>218688851
seeing the horizon of a whole new gimmick blossom from its starting point, nothing quite like it
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>>218688850
I slept like 9 hours last night, I was genuinely tired on Weds/Thurs but I think I'm alright now
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pure unbridled joy of knowing my life is a dead end and the most i can hope for is the courage to kill myself before i lose my faculties
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>>218688888
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LOOK FOR THE DC COOK SIGN
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>>218688882
Nah it's because they're mostly not fat cunts, most women in the UK do not look after themselves so are all pudgy and grim.
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>>218688908
pure unbridled ktim
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>>218688888
Nice.
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only an hour to go
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>>218688888
gr8 8s m8

love from norway
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>>218688888
did one on monday that felt like i gave birth to a baby elephant
i was almost teary after from the euphoria
haven’t performed the pooing ceremony since though
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Ryan Coogler's 'Sinners' has made history as the most nominated film of all time at the Oscars with 16 nominations

PREVIOUS RECORD HOLDERS:

**'Titanic' (1997)**

14 Nominations (and 11 Wins)

**'La La Land' (2016)**

14 Nominations (and 6 Wins)

**'All About Eve' (1950)**

14 Nominations (and 6 Wins)

**'Gone with the Wind' (1939)**

13 Nominations (and 8 Wins)

**'From Here to Eternity' (1953)**

13 Nominations (and 8 Wins)

**'Oppenheimer' (2023)**

13 Nominations (and 7 Wins)

'**Shakespeare in Love' (1998)**

13 Nominations (and 7 Wins)
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>>218688970
Only because it's full of black people
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Just saw Diego in The Times cryptic's scoreboard
He was #1 excluding the obvious typists
Doing us proud Deegsy :']
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>>218688970
Negrolatry
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using the money i save by not ordering UberJeets to buy books and get rid of the brainrot and screen dependency
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>random people going up to you to ask if you're alright

hate this, it's so humiliating
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might just go full schizo
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>>218689002
think it has more to do with owning the maga people
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>>218688960
the unbridled.joy of pooing
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>>218688970
They were desperate to end the record of Shakespeare in Love
I cannot for the life of me work out why!!!!!!!!(this sarcasm means I understand it fully)!!!!!!!!!!
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thoughts on late Cold War era Warsaw Pact uniforms?
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i thought oppenheimer was shite to be honest
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they're just so fucking fit
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playing halo 2 on legendary. not that hard except for the sniper jews
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done shits so big in the past they've torn my arsehole in twain and taken me days to recover (physically and mentally)
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>>218688970
this doesnt take inflation into account
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toilfreaks clocking out soon
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>>218688970
not going to beat Return of the King's 11 Oscar clean sweep though
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>>218689013
Sir Clue Gainer.
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wanking my arse at 0.000000000001 mph
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>>218689046
I went with mates and was bored to death, couldn't leave as I was with them but fuck me it was painful. Everyone loved it, no idea why, it was terrible. The constant jumping around did my head in, and that Robert Downey junior plot shouldn't have been in the film. Also remember him saying
>I am become death, destroyer of worlds
as he was shagging as immensely cringey. Barbie was a lot better even with that feminist rant in it.
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>>218689051
>except for the sniper jews
unless you play as a palestinian child, it shouldn't be a problem
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>>218689133
>>218689133
>>218689133
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The last film I remember watching was the Wallace and Gromit one they had on a few Christmases back
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>>218688970
Never heard of it
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>>218688824
That's not fucking true at all and I can tell you don't talk to anyone in real life from this post



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