bedtime edish
peanut butter jelly time
>>218700294ktimiab
>>218700294all tuckered up and that x
Haven't completed one of my daily tasks at toil for around 3 months. I wonder how long this can go on for.
>>218700294catberg on a comfy one
weeeeeeeee!!
>>218700340someone will have noticed by now and will be 'monitoring' you. they're now in the evidence gathering stage before they nick you and hit you with it.
working on some raps about how i don't get bitches and don't have money or sex at all
Spent about 93% of today horizontal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBs1MuGSAA
Waching telly in that bed me x
my farts smell nice. simple as.
spaffed um bums
wish i could kill someone >:^)
not sure what to have for tea
>>218700309>uses the metric system>mate make up your mind whether you're a yank or notmetric you say?
>>218700418Another evening reminiscing in the 'chives is it?
>>218700421*snuggles into you*
>>218700432chicken kiev chip and beans
Genevieve Holl-Allen coming in clutch with the story of the year so far
Count your blessings if you're comfy tonight. Right now there are people having a Friday night out in Bolton. Rather them and than me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIrJu5UeQYk
>>218700436it's even more convoluted for britishers so beat it chick
>>218700446well obviously i'm not going to eat chicken because thats cruel
>>218700436this is the most retarded flowchat i have ever seen in my life, i am willing to make certain concessions for the imperial system but this just defies common sense, thank you for clarifying that it's canadian so i didn't get too confused
>>218700467lol state of this bender lads lol
>>218700436>cooking>fahrenheit>cups and spoonscringe>work distance>imperialdon't even understand this unless you're driving into los estados unidenses
Lil Chris - Checkin' It Out
>Foreign Office insiders were scrambling to understand the significance of the treaty on Friday nightwell that's reassuring comforting, even
The people who geniuely believe the future can be saved are retarded or blind
>>218700481Yeah? Check THIS out.
>>218700494always good when you hear about government departments scrambling
gone are the days of hard boiled detectivesnow is the age of the scrambled
>>218700481dead now innee breaks yer heart
Starmer's a weak man that couldn't keep Diane Abbott, the biggest retard in the party in check, and had to boot her out, twice. The idea that he could ever handle him was laughable. 2029 can't come fast enough.
been watching interviews with porn actresses lately and a common question is about male actors they refuse to work with because they hurt her during a scene and 100% of the male actors mentioned were black
>>218700481haven't heard this song in 20 years
Mental how gay I am
>>218700527I forgot how gay the paris 2020 logo was
>>218700522good post
Man 7 is still on the loose
>>218700294
had a few
>been watching interviews with porn actressessort yourself out
>>218700464i never said it wasn't, mr sir fortnight stone shilling half crown >>218700469it doesn't even get into how we use ounces and kg for food and produce
>>218700572seaside mark?
>>218700591it not right
>>218700572umis that ssm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeHXzWYglg
>>218700578haha same
>>218700472i don't get it either but that's just how it be
>>218700560Thank God the European union is not.fied with this type of person
>>218700626How much worse is your life than his?
review of this evenings kebab: shite
>>218700544take your lithium mentally ill freak
ANSWER THE TEXTSANSWER THE PHONETELL ME IF YOU'RE COMINGTO ALLBARONE
>>218700646fat cunt
>>218700646What do you think about them getting snubbed at the Oscars?
>>218700603>>218700626this man is always and I mean always crying
um
>>218700544>>218700660not really on now is it
why do autistic people like sonic the hedgehog so much
>>218700657>STAFF WERE RUDE. FOOD WAS SHIT. SPENT 3 DAYS ON THE SHITTER. 4/5 STARS
got the cans in. walked out of the shop, farted, shit myself>>218700672what's she dancing to?
Stopped drinking a month ago, lads. The weight has dropped off me but it's so boring not being drunk.
VX nerve agent the monty street attic
ayy yous wannae fuckin square go ayy pal yous fuckin speccy bam cunt aye
shouldn't be bloody allowed
haven't had a big sweaty donner kebab in yonks
>>218700684easy to understand, brightly coloured distinct characters
>>218700684are japs autistic?
>>218700717Tried that. Doomed to failure. Need to drink and do a bit extra to shift the excess.
>>218700730CWLTSHC
>>218700736don't, they're shite, see my review for more details
>>218700717Sobriety is a journey not a destination mate x
Eating Hawaiian pizza with Jamaican hot sauce
>>218700730this one is clearly just a bloke
>>218700572least morally questionable councillor
Kind of wild how people believe that things will change for the better
Made £30 today doing Prolific surveys when I shoulda been working. Got paid twice.
>>218700733al chin yer ye wee fanny baws
>>218700717I've never been one for drinking consistently but I've had at least 2 or 3 beers every night for five weeks and today I've really craved it after work. No way it's physically addicted me at this point so it's obviously just a psychological thing, expecting that instant hit of pleasure and relief 15 minutes or so after walking in the door
>>218700736Same was eating way too many kebabs last summer though
>>218700751You can't beat one after lager pints at the pube
Awful waxy poos that stick to the side of the bowl below the waterline. Multiple flushes do not dislodge. Just terrible
>>218700742Absolutely unquestionably. Weird I always think of Sonic as American though, Sega, that's Japanese isn't it. Huh. Hope we're all learning in here tonight.
>>218700770heard you the first time
I think I have become a sinophile because I enjoyed Taiwan over japan
seen a big black woman tending a bar who sounds like hotpie in game of thrones, was very odd
>>218700294Good night
>>218700810Wahey
>>218700810That lady is gorgeous
>>218700801like a melted starbar
>>218700810woke took this from us
>>218700810rorkes mum on the pull down the pub
hi
>>218700821goodnight iceland
so what's up with blokes that drug their wives then get a bunch of other blokes to rape herwhat's that all about
really don't think you should use any kind of nerve agent anywhere actually
>>218700832ye pulling pints
>>218700842just a good laugh with the lads init
>>218700833heyyy
Todays eats (pre planned)>breakfastNowt >lunchNowt>dinnerTwo bottles of wine and a pack of Victoria bitter
>>218700842/brits/ is disappointed they weren't black that's all
>>218700804Yeah I told Nick Fuentes fanboy that the day any of his little turd spawn get into power is the day it snows in Arizona
really think you should use nerve agents any opportunity, especially in primary schools and maternity wards actually
>>218700803Sonic isn't very popular in Japan
>>218700842it's a continental thing
Ive been staying up until 5am playing video games and then sleeping until 3-4pm everyday.have no desire to get up earlier and do something with my day even though if I could force myself Id probably feel better.It starts to get dark within an hour of waking up usually and its so depressing but it keeps me isolated in my comfort zoneBeing up in the middle of the night feels freeing for some reason, no one awake, no guilt for responsibilities, I can sleep away the day and not feel guilty about it.
>>218700821Goodnight lad
>>218700865Looks like she’s burying her mouth in a hairy man’s arse
>>218700810cute. and she's so pretty
>>218700874He's too scary
the soviet gulags werent that bad compared to american supermax
>>218700882based neet god, I kneel
>>218700871yeah we don't care
>>218700842just standard man behaviourboggles the mind that mens continued existence is allowed
>>218700882how do you fund this lifestyle I don't get it
wicked dance scene
You know what's sad my first time with a Asian girl I nuted in 2 seconds and proceeded to pass out on top of her
>>218700914bodied that freak
>>218700928no it doesn't, be quiet
>>218700882Good man, been playing anything fun lately?
>>218700882When I'm depressed (80% of the time) nighttime feels much better than daytime. Not depressed, nighttime feels slightly better.
calm down you little pissant
toby
>>218700942okay rapist or rape apologiser
>>218700882ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHOjJYFzms&list=RD5gHOjJYFzms&start_radio=1got the tunes on
Nothing was better then drinking coffee here and being asked if was a athletes
>>218700882Bet you pull on your tiny willy until it's raw every day lmfao
>>218700867a salad would be good too
>>218700970gonna put any good ones on?
Trump is set to add to American territory an island of greater size than the Louisiana Purchase. He has humbled a hostile leader in Venezuela, and looks set to do the same in Iran. He will build a big, beautiful arch to commemorate the nation's independence. The country is wealthier and healthier than it has been in a long time. In a few months, it is likely that another band of fortunate Americans will have walked on the Moon.If he'd been president in the 1800s, or even the 1980s, he'd be ranked as one of the greatest of all time.
>>218700978That's Taiwan? Can I go?
>>218700987grow up
>>218700959feeding his umchickens
got the frank zappa on
>>218700961not gonna stop me though are ya?
>>218700990All of this just so we forget about files sadly prince Andrew probably didn't help either
i always wanted to fuck her
>>218700970HEY NOW HEY NOW NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArkIaPqV3c
anyone want to climb in the bath with me and play submarines?
>>218700436Based Keep the foreigners confused
>>218700990they aren't landing on the moon
>>218701018choon
>>218701023tell me the rules
>>218700494What treaty? The board of peace?
>>218701016jennifer tilly's voice is pure sex
>>218701001This is new Taipei
bladee looking at oysters
absolutely suffering my gutseasily the worst ive had in the over 10 days since giving up opiatesits never the withdrawals that causes me to failalways either bad guts or sleeplessness and now im experiencing both
>>218701016for me it's candy kong
>>218701023Okay but i have a feeling that you'll submarinemog me
>>218700990>He will build a big, beautiful arch to commemorate the nation's independencehe should build two of them, and beneath those arches trade big beautiful burgers (the best burgers) in exchange for AMERICAN-MADE dollar bills that nato probably funded in place of free healthcare o algothank you come again
>>218701048you can learn as we go
>>218701058#crazy
>>218700882I do this but then I slowly edge my sleep schedule back to normal by staying up longer and longer until it's aligned with normal hours but then I inevitably mess it up again by staying up too late again (usually after boozing). My life is a cycle of this, like a cloud drifting.
>>218701058they scare him because they remind him of vaginas
Listening to doom metal
Back from my incel trip to the cinema
Goose egg Apu x
>>218701056Looks alive, feel like Japan might have been more alive like that 15+ years ago. Never been but feel based on nothing at all.
>>218701089Which band
>>218701080leftypol on the edge of his seat over whether he will be able to import enough green voters in time to save democracy
>>218701090serve any popcorn?
>Cabinet Office catererers were scrambling this morning to fulfill Friday cooked breakfast orderswell that's reassuringsatisfying, even
bit drunk
>>218701090welcome home x
>>218701108I was in both Japan and Taiwan but Taiwan was better because there was less tourists you might see some Japanese ones but the weirdest shit there was the fact i had 7 women who gave me their Instagram and a twink wanted me to rail him while I pretend to be a us marine
>>218701090Lord of the Rings was it?
might become an elf
women love buying useless shit they don't need eh lads
>>218701143>DIES OF A BROKEN HEART
>>218701118No but I ate some>>218701131Thanks x>>218701138No other choice
>>218701151so do men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qYnsdwfSIA
>>218701050https://treaties.un.org/doc/Publication/UNTS/Volume%20603/volume-603-I-8737-English.pdf
hey googlewhats the temperature in cheadle
>>218701151mum and stepmum do this then complain they're poor and that the house is full of shite
>>218701134Holy shit im booking a trip to Taiwan then. Which city is the best for meeting people?
>>218701134Sounds alive alright. Shame it's target #1 for invasion hostile to Americans. Might go there and wait for the invasion and not be a pedophile and then sell secrets to the CIA, think that's the life gameplan actually.
>>218701176:)
>>218701177Literally all of them Taipei just has a lot of mainlanders and you might be Brits or Australians
>>218701187are 'rena
>>218701166That actually looks good
>>218701165quick run down on thisI don't click links
>>218701110Alunah - violet hour
when are you going to transition
>>218701202looks too soggy
>>218701198Thanks. I think i need a month there at least of fucking my brains out and that would sort me. How's their currency stack up to the usd at present?
>>218701179I am bisexual but never fucked a dude closest that happened was I threatened to pin a femboy down while drunk
>>218701216Don't know if it gets much better than this folks
>>218701187can you edit this so the woman is bradley walsh the man is shoveling poo seal into the punnet and make the man be someone else idk
>>218701143
>>218701187
>>218701216this is sex
>>218701216Furiously scanning my face into the Ofcom database to access this image
>>218701226Taiwanese dollar is weaker than the yen and if you use Pounds Australian dollars Or usd You are set
she had a snake for a pet
>>218701187imagine being the bloke to split her pusy every night, zamn
*takes a call*Yes?YesI seeThank you *Ours the landline down*That was xi jingping he's just started the invasion of taiwan and he wanted to give /brit/ a headsup
>>218701227Me personally, I'll jack off to trannies every now and then, it's true, maybe 1/2 the time for a while back then, but I'll never have sex with a guy. That's a line I'm confident I'll never cross.
Vabbing is putting your vaginal fluids onto your neck to use as perfume
fake wall of corn
>>218701254need him to liberate bhutan so i can climb some BIG MOUNTAINS
>>218701254>
The 2026 Taiwan trip made it out of the group chat (/brit/)!
>>218701229the man should be kev
>>218701232corr would love to hammer cold iron nails into them
>>218701251That's ideal! The yen has been weak every since i can remember. Do you have any plans to go back then? Sounds like you should if they treat you better than American women do.
>>218701187Imagine throwing a full plate of searing hot meal right in this whore's face. She would never act le quirky on camera with her third degree burns ever again.
holy effing shit turn on BBC now!
>>218701254
>>218701208dont think it would work
heard there's some great investment opportunities on the israeli east coast right now, lots of land on the beachfront going cheap cheap.
>Sounds like you should if they treat you better than American women do.deary me
>>218701298ziedy perking up excitedly
>>218701298Stormy night in Dallas.
>>218701292huge tonsil stone at 5 seconds
>>218701292Marvelous creature
>>218701315north or south of DC?
>>218701295what a bitter mean spirited postjaded incel or jealous roastie?
>>218701274is romance of the three kingdoms a good read? know it from the musou games but that's all
I'm the last Englishman
>>218701327You do make me laugh sometimes
>>218701352And me the last Jersian.
>>218701347
give me 1,000,000 hectares of dustbowl Australian outback and I shall terraform it into paradise
AND IT'S HARD IF IT HITS ON YOUR NOSE*guitar solo*
>>218701387you're fine
>>218701402no
has cami got her knob out yet?
Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too.Watching.2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully.It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call - it's a warning.To them.Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I am the shadows.
turning on the bbc
hath cami divined her knobeth
Been a month since Christmas. What have you lads accomplished in that time?
>>218701351its one of the greatest pieces of Chinese literature ever along with the water margin
need a lass to poo up my arse
>>218701417could just start doing things
>>218701422..yh...
>>218701461like....?
>>218701351I know even less than you thenI do know the book is very long, so finding an english translation let alone abridgement would be an ordealnot sure learning Chinese would be worth it
>>218701464would love to fuck that
>>218701471its still insane this exists
>>218701429ooh! PARDON?!
>>218701471MONIONI
>>218701452got the christmas tree and decorations down and put back away
>>218701482stop being horrible.
>>218701482
I was not acting wise today at all
>>218701489?what?
>>218701464could easily heem him
>>218701295Based, the only sensible post on here>>218701347Cuck
going full tommy vercetti
Verily, prithee attend mine inquiry: hath fair Cami yet drawn forth her wand of princely grace, that jeweled scepter of sovereign whim and royal fancy, or doth it still lie dormant, awaiting the hour of its majestic unveiling?
>>218701429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1w85qMqIjs
EE phone bill in the quintillions and it's due tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icykwzi0ezg
>>218701471she does look quite fit here
Gen z boss and an umbunny
the actual true pronunciation of plough is pluff
bet none of you watched traitors bet none of you watched traitors bet none of you watched traitors bet none of you watched traitors bet none of you watched traitors bet none of you watched traitors
Traitors final - thoughts?
>>218701566no it's plog
>>218701566how about you shut the pluff up!
>>218701565UM
>>218701569no i am single. couples watch traitors
>>218701586right well I definitely want to fuck that
>>218701473wank less, clean your own space, eat better, go out more often
>>218701596screaming
>>218701569I didI have you you see, I need to be able to discuss it with people at toil
>>218701603i do all those things
fucking abnormal horrid freaks
>You're unwell>Why?>You need to touch your dick less
>>218701626right well go to the doctor and tell them about THOSE thoughts
have a wank, have two
rogering myself up the gayhole
Wanking? It's healthy. It's organic. Monkeys wank.
have a negroni
Filling the batty crease with peanut butter and licking my finger deliciously
>>218701292laugh it up dickhead
planning my wanks in advance as I have to partition some energy afterwards for cleaning my silicone sex arse after use
has carly had her baby yethoew long does it take to make a baby
>>218701706dont know x
taking wanking suppliments for peak performance
you ever seen a monkey wank?its mental
>>218701706a good 2 hours
>>218701638um no x
scranalanadingdong
just burped
>>218701745right well STOP WHINING THEN
perusing a video
>>218701736Post a video of you wanking and I will have
boots is a good employer of faggots, especially if you wear makeup
stop bullying me
*surreptitiously searches for Boots stores in the Staffordshire area*
>>218701809>>218701809
