carly rae jepsen edition
rorke protesting outside err not really sure at this point honestly
that fat cunt what was gonna kidnap holly willerby, whatever happened there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpGqGHEr_8
>>218701828rorke having a wank(i'm rorke)
mad how comfy socks feel on your feet sometimes
>>218701692
>>218701809Id like it formally apologise for calling her a one hit wonder all this time, she's a one and a half hit wonder (was featured in good time)
>>218701860gfberg always keeps her socks on during sexrather odd behaviourshe says it's because her feet get cold
>>218701809I thought you was dead
>>218701860When they're new socks and you don't put your socks on after putting your shoes on LOL yeah, um, I legit did that tho lol back when I was 6 playing roblox with my cousin lol i legit did that, i put my sock on after my shoe so i had a sock on my shoe like in roblox lol
‘Heated Rivalry’ creator Jacob Tierney almost asked Carly Rae Jepsen to write an original song for the show.He plans to reach out to the singer for season 2.
who winsLocked in Epstein or Diddy with prep time?
>>218701893cute
>>218701893font
>>218701904bet you popped a boner looking at that
>>218701916locked in epgod
>>218701937did during the sex scenes
alex honnold just fell
>>218701937>popped a bonerFOY
>>218701953gay cunt
david attenborough just died
goign to have a wank then go to sleep now byebye
>>218701975again???
>>218701975of flu?
I can't remember what it was, but I always thought Roblox was the name of some weird competitor to Lego that would have been around in the 2000sEvidently not, but I'm annoyed I don't remember
>>218701975about time, nonce bastard
>>218701975vax status????
>>218702000Megabloks you dolt
>>218702000Kinex-y name. Smart kids were kinexing and knew how to use those plastic discs that made cool patterns. Always thought that was cheating.
>>218702000>duploretard lego>kinexautist lego>lepinchinese knockoff lego
playing some project zomboid me
Need more Helper in my life
>>218702049what about stickle bricks?
Time for sleeps. Nighty night /brit/
>>218702060sounds fun
any mecano chads in?
>>218702100How many times can one man go to bed in a 24 hour period? Because... it's too many at this point.
>>218702114it is funbought a server so I can play it with me pals
>>218702027I was aware of them but have no recollection of them. I think the thing I'm thinking of had some element of "multimedia" to them, they weren't merely construction toys.
i find french accents/language very sexy on a woman, but if she's yelling "oui oui oui" while i'm shagging her i get worried that she's about to piss herself
>>218702147Bionicle. Yu Gi Oh kids played Bionicle, Lego kids played Pokemon. Me? I was shagging.
>>218701809is the uk worth visiting? if no i will go to tasmania
the black youths at the bus stop were calling me pussy man earlier think they must have seen me with my gf before or somethingthey know i get vag
>>218702170no
Opened a hell portal in my life while drinking. That's what's on the other side when you're drinking to break into the transcendent place.
i have money i can buy x thingwon't though
>>218702201can you buy me a bag of cans
>>218702164Lego made bionicle, they were kino. I never knew anything about the bionicle lore except what they put in the instructions and the first movie.I did play yugioh though, pokemon cards never clicked because energy cards (and evolutions) were bullshit and the cardgame rules weren't in the show
>>218702222if you faciliate it yes
violently murder females
>>218702276No idea what that means
>>218702280true
>>218702287
>>218702316grim
>>218702280trvke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbE7dmOnWs4VERY fit for a 40 year old
https://voca.ro/1bUmeJ7vWJPz
>>218702280based
making sure all the posts in the thread are online safety act compliant
>>218702280do not agree with this
got my balls stuck in my arse
>>218702264Don't remember hearing about it until gay/not gay hobbies dichotomy had fully formed mentally on my end. Got into wearing high heels instead, also Pokemon is just more aesthetically pleasing I feel.
>>218702342kekk
spongebob big guy pants okay
>>218702342https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q
Juno's heart shaped bottom in my face
loading up RDR2 lads, gonna be an arthurkino night
>>218702356thanks lad! i would hate to think I was posting amoung dissidents
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
about 100 hours no porn. This easy
RRRRRRRRRRAAARRRWWWRRR
>>218702381https://voca.ro/13k17lxGxEGl
>>218702441creasing
>>218702441are you emmayankyou're a good lad
feeling spongebob big guy pants ok
>>218702441https://voca.ro/14w4um3fuNKG
>>218702477bodied that yank runt
>>218702468big guybig guybi-bi-big guy
atb
any slightly fruity man in
Ellie Goulding - Burn.mp3
Men receive their first flowers at their funeral
>>218702530ktimhad an apple and a banana today
If you would consult the graph, society has fallen.
>>218702530yea me *not so jokingly squeezes your buttocks*
got that gay little monkey energy boiling inside me
>>218702530i've fucked men but prefer relationships with women. guess that makes me bi, idk
>>218702554whoa whoa calm down arse banditam top>>218702556yeah this makes you bi, mate
>i've fucked men but prefer relationships with women.
why is she the #1 pornstar in the world, even all these years after retirement?is it because she's an arab and stands out?her face isn't anything specialthe mind boggles
>>218702575What makes someone the #1 pornstar
>>218702585pornstar views they do rankings
>>218702575quite grim hearing some of the interviews and stuff from her tbqh
wow i'm really drunk haha
>>218702556>Go by the name of... VECTOR!
IM GAYAYAIIIII
>>218702602Probably the arab thing then. 2 billion muslim people in the world and it's "edgy". Even if it isn't really that edgy it has the effect of being something that everything's talking about combined with the effect of being something that's huge in another country that you have never heard of in your entire life. Like a Brazilian rapper with 900 million views on a song.
sudo rm -rf /brit
>>218702450No not emmayank lol>>218702477https://voca.ro/135uyc7IztYi
>>218702619>>218702638lol
Fresh from the front page of /tv/ - Television & Film
https://voca.ro/16SlVBJ1tJqm
h-hi
>>218702390good post
>>218702689>russian invasion of ukraine (colourised)
>>218702689the one sitting down got hit for no reason :(
ya dorty yank bastard ye
Sir Tom Crapper
>>218702775cheers mate x
>The American variant of "The Two Sisters" typically omits the haunted instrument entirely, ending instead with an unrelated person (often a miller) robbing the murdered girl's corpse, sometimes being executed for it, and the elder sister sometimes going unpunished, or sometimes boiled in lead. yanks..
>>218702821wtf
some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashessome will die in hot pursuit while sifting thru my ashessome will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountainthat is pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain
40 year old balding 4chan mods still angry over cartoon ponyes
>He imagined himself performing a song at the school talent show and impressing his oneitis
>>218702530I'm a bit gay but not homosexual.
>>218702872luv me imagined moments of victory as it distracts me momentarily from my back catalogue of failures
>>218702854Shame that I can no longer trust that a photo like this is real
bunch of milk leeches itt
>>218702854damn hoeflation is out of control
>>218702872why yes i did start a cutting edge enigmatic rock band aged 16 impressing many female peers in my head
>>218702896too big
>>218702821thought that was bladee at first
>>218702316Pining to attend the goon GAWDs link up
Corrrrr
>>218702872ktimi also imagined myself being much better at sports than i actually was
dodie clark sex arse
>>218703004Sudden realisation that porn performers are the closest thing we have to real life comic book characters
>>218703004me on the left (mr creampie)
>>218703004Christ I reognise herIt's over isn't it
>>218703084who's that, o ancient one?
Autistic people are literally unable to enjoy working in a normal work environment though.You, a normie, go to work, and come home feeling vaguely okay about the day. You met a few people who you got along with, felt your social position was fairly stable, got some mild if not overwhelming stimulation from the ambient social interaction and practical problem solving.An austistic person goes to that same job - they could perform brilliantly and enjoy the work! - but they're shunned by a workplace population whose crass behaviour is beyond comprehension. "That day was a living hell", they think. "I never want to work with those people, or in those conditions again!". And all day long: "I'm going to explode if I can't do something more interesting!"This is why only ~15% of autistic people are even in full-time employment.And they will NEVER wake up and find good jobs for autistic people, who have proved to be very high-performing workers when employers bother to try and keep them, because: The exhausting level of credentialism here makes it impossible to get appropriate work for these people, which is linked to the impossibility of surviving the education system if you are intelligent and in any way neuroatypical or disobedient of authority and groupthink. The fact that all mentally challenging jobs are UNAVAILABLE to the people who thrive in them best. Rather, they are meted out to less able foreigners (often committing credential fraud in their home countries), diversity hires (who never even lusted after the intellectual challenge like aspies do), or dangerous narcissists who navigate the corrupt and parasitical HR system with ease. Retail is for 18-year-olds named Olivia, Abdul or Aysha. To the unfortunate are left only the blue collar jobs. Good luck getting young Oscar the Linux nerd to rub shoulders with footie fan tradies on the building site, or work 10 hour shifts in the recycling plant!
>>218703175Doris Crapper, back to back winner of the fappy awards 1947-1950
>>218703191 The obnoxious management mentality here, who do not make concessions to autistic people in working hours, sensory conditions and the emotional environment in the workplace. Instead, crass manipulators are jumped up in the workplace, and middle-wit extroverts who are just incredibly boring to autistic people. In fact everything about the modern workplace is designed to be superficially rational to appeal to low-need-for-cognition middle management who think only in a benumbed succession of thin-slice judgements - but to autistic people, the workplace is such an insane and irrational place it is impossible to stomach.And like I said, there are no jobs anyway. And there will be much fewer going forward.So no, these people are never going to be long-term employed until the three above factors are dealt with. They'll just go from PIP (the lucky ones), into a part-time role which they'll hate, and then straight back onto UC.*I know I'm only covering one condition here, really, and this 'anxiety' is the rather weaker claim in the entire mass of mental health problems encountered in the demographic covered by the article... but honestly it applies in different degrees to all of them. And frankly, the aspies and the NEETs have the right of it, on this one. The system is immoral and the 'solutions' are stupid. We need a place for aneurotypical people in the workplace, or we'll still be debating this 50 years hence. Good luck, midwits.
>>218703175Camilla Creampie, she's actually quite recent
>>218703196this
>homer bimpson
just scranned two eggs
>>218703253just scranned THREEand two strips of pork belly tooget on my drunk level, prick
>>218703271FATTYWhat did you cook them in
>>218703277duck grease i saved from a duck confit
>>218703289corrrrrwe getting plump this year
>>218703295am not fat, got that french metabolism you see
>>218703301Must have some French in me too then, eat loads and never get fat
>>218703308>Must have some French in me too thennot yet
>>218703341Ooo err you love your bumming over there don't you
>>218703271A feast for a king x
wish i was a gamer
stunning
Women are ‘filming videos’ with their giant dogs in loose nightgowns with nothing underneath sipping glasses of wine in warm, dim lighting and we’re just supposed to act like this is completely normal
>>218703462Anyone can be a gamer
>>218703462... you ever heard of mass effect, la?
>>218703477NOO RUBY DON'T LIFT YOUR NIGHTIE!
>yeah i game
>>218703530Well, what about anon?
>>218701809>1. call her. No use in second guessing. This is your job!>2. you aren't ready for this. You're no officer of the law! You're a disgrace, a walking corpse!>3. you're a superstar and quite apart from your policing skills you DESERVE that bit of tail. Go for it, Harry!
what's going on here?
imagining the fat chinese version of buddha levitating in lotus position rubbing his big fat belly and laughing
>>218703612that was 'Call Me Maybe' as a dialogue prompt in the CRPG Disco Elysium
>>218703551>he fucking hates batarians>is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?>that's the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy>... i'll make the call
>>218703612Alri Tarantino
i just realized i am turning 23 this year and still live at home
>>218703612poo wank
>>218703530is andromada as bad as people say? might pick it up in the next sale it usual goes for like a fiver
>>218703637r u hawt tho
Eating some goyslopSome gentilechowSome ZOGfeed
Roar
>>218703671
the uk WILL join the eurowe are europeanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXF58DYIMw
>>218703637You could still turn it all around at 3232 is young
Done with the goyslopOnly Aryan Ambrosia for me now
>>218703681
>>218703689Funny thing to call coronation chicken
>>218703703
>>218703659only played 2 hours and dropped it, the mass effect brucie is playing it, you should ask him
>>218703622>CRPG Disco Elysiumdon't know what this is frendo>>218703635sniff sniff>>218703650classic
Wife complains about how I never do laundry so I do laundry and she gets mad that I’m not putting things in the washing machine right and starts yelling at me (it was perfectly evenly distributed)So I tell her okay if you don’t like how I do it you can do it and now she’s mad and saying I don’t help around the houseI seriously want to beat the fuck out of her and think I’m about to, like I’m actually about to savage her
It's ok to start over as a 31 yr old man.
Anyway point is marriage is a scam and never voluntarily spend your whole life with a woman because women are neurotic fucking retards who all need to be tortured to death, flayed alive, beaten to death, used as breeding vessels before being killed etc, completely useless half of the species
>>218703720https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Elysiumit's not exactly an Infinity Engine game, OK, but at least it's not bing bing wahoo consoleslop
Evenly distributing the whites and the coloureds
>>218703750The shagpad
It's ok to start over as a 51 yearr old Japanese man.
>>218703750you have no other choice I reckon>>218703762I don't know anything about games bromigo, I haven't played since I was a wee lad
Every day is a blessing. It's ok to start over.
Alri lads How's it hanging?
>>218703804>Every day is a blessingbased and correct>>218703786bro has good hair for 51
>>218703804Wtg lad. Being thankful for what you have in life is a gift money can't buy
>>218703804how can i start over when i never had anything in the first place?
>>218703810shut the fuck up mexican
>>218703837Whenever you decide to
>>218703837the perfect opportunity to start for the first time, nothing to lose
I would eat Emma Watson's poop.
>>218703750>>218703786>>218703804It’s ok to pivot when you’re 80 or 90 years old too. We’ve had access to fully modeled life paths for so long that it feels like total failure to fall outside of that. That’s ending. To pivot, to start over is to affirm your desire to live
>>218703637kek this is literally me
To be honest, everyone at the rock climbing gym was pissed off and annoyed by me. I kept hogging the children's wall and when I fell from the auto-belay, it would make an obnoxious dissident clanging noise. There's not much hope for a 31 yr old man trying to start over.
>>218703856*enters brit*
>>218703952*enters brip*
I pivoted too fast and sprained my knee
genuinely laughing at the fact that niggas like this can get a gf and i can't
>>218703975this should inspire you, good for him, this goofy ass nigga, shieeeeeeet
>>218703975>no alt black gf it isn't fair lads
>>218703975not long but thick, you know it
>>218703972loooooool
>>218703975
fucking look at him man
>>218704078More worried about that PS2 collection in the background
>>218704078>HE'S BALDING>HE CAN'T SEE>HE'S GOT A BLACK QT GF
This Oleksandr Usyk cat can throw hands man. Not like I could but pretty impressive.
>>218704078unironically looks like me except im a little less fat
jessewe need to cook
Back on the 4chan threadCome on, do your worstYou posted "poo smells lol" againAnd your train of thoughtIf you could do it all againA little fairy dust
>>218704175some meth wold be so nice right now...just pull a 3 day rager
Feel bad for Tyson Fury, big old gentle giant tub of lard, would have beat him too handily. Handily, humbling. Humbling.
Need Emma Watson's bum sat on my face and doing horrendous smelling farts.
>>218704078They're on each others level; she's hopeful, cautiously optimistic and comes from a loving family. He's set to begin a career working in the local IT business. They can't see it now because it isn't in sight, but in 5 years they'll be thinking of having children. In ten, they'll have two and their own house. She'll be a stay at home mum and he'll be a senior in the company, settled with an income and a life that all those years ago he couldn't imagien for himself. Responsibilities, hobbies, family outings, holidays abroad. All thos days wondering about the future will look like distant memories, whilst you're still stuck here drinking yourself to death posting empty messages into a void that will never return anything but a fleeting acknowledgement of your existence.
>>218704194fantastic boxer, piece of shit pikey
>>218704196women eat vegetables and soy shit, their farts smell bad
>>218704220All the better.
>>218704217>comes from a loving familyno she doesn't i know her irl
>>218704256What's she like
>>218704265alternative and into tarot cards and witchy magic stuff. you can probably imagine the type
this is what europe used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWxxa3P6ro
>>218704285Shit she'll grow out of. In any case, they look like they'll be married before they know it
>>218704175He never actually says that
>>218704220as opposed to farts that smell good
HOUSE PARTY NEARBY I'M BRINGING WEIRD GUYS
>i know im not invited but im decided to come anyway
>>218704352as opposed to farts that smell not that bad (not a fart guy) sit on my face piss on my balls ect...but don't fart..you know
think i'd cry if i met jk rowling
>>218704399cos she's a terf?
when i was in japan i kind of realized every white guy there acted like a douche and it kind of made me have 2nd hand embarrassment
>>218704399cause she's so based?
>>218704407coz i was ten when i saw the first film then i read the books
>>218704417gay
>>218704399cause her massive saggy breasts have to be seen to be believed?
>>218704422i know
Have to admit I have not read or watched any of the Harry Potter movies.https://vocaroo.com/1aKQVs2oVZMp
Finna go to Ancient Egyp (o ‵-′)ノ”(ノ﹏<。) owowowow
Don't understand why they make fitting room lighting and mirrors to make you look as bad as possible. I'm far less likely to buy something when I'm depressed because I look ugly and retarded
Hello /brit/ this is pastaboyzero
>>218704471Yeah but you're at the mall my brother. You go out back out there with your bags and say, shit, I need to go to gamestop. I should go to gamestop you know what I'm saying?
still wild how out of every group of white people in taiwan and japan people always assumed your Australian or american if you don't give a fuck
Why are there so many shit skin people's flags here?
>>218704493you better not be talking about me
>>218704493Brits are off tae bed or masturbating
i want a french wife
>>218704488naw mane I just want to get home as quickly as possible so I can cry on my bed
>shut skun pipul
>>218704508i don't even know what the fuck you are
>>218704526i want an english wife
I miss Japan but I will admit that the girls in Taiwan and from China are far better they are more bubbly
I HOPE TO GOD I'M TALKING METAPHORICALLYHOPE I'M TALKING ALLEGORICALLY
>>218704542how do english accents sound in french? french accents are cute
>>218704547It was all a dream and you're still lying in your dingy bedroom on top of a piss-soaked mattress
>>218704558women sound cutemen sound retarded
>>218704538good
>>218704584that's you and me playing mass effectjust two gamer bros
>>218704564I like this girl's accent, it is half french half English. VERY cute mixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClohMVBSUeQshe is a retarded leftist though
>>218704584
>>218704591this girl has a half norf fc half japanese accent yeah im thinking CUTEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hUGj-DUaq1k
>>218704591fuck herdiev et mon droiti don't care about ukraine, greenland, whateveri want to take england again and shove my balls in your mouth until you call them boules
my new laptop sucks ass I am very dissapointed :(
>>218701885good time mentioned
right
I'll be taking that then Fred
>>218704617>the buildings looked like harry potter>i lived in leeds
>>218704651why would a tranny have a nazi badge?
why does racismlad post gay porn now
>>218704666It's an anti Nazi pin, the swastika in a circle with a line through it
>>218704679coloureds are far more homophobic than whites.
is are nick going live or what
woke up thinken bout george floyd againcryin
>>218704651
>>218704699kneelin?
>>218704702The face behind the abomination posting Punch a Nazi online kek
>>218704714everyday brother
>>218704702exotic eyes
>>218704719but they were the ones wearing a NAZI pin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgDwgmvCJIc
>>218704739*takes a running start and kicks you hard in the chin*
I WANT TO HARM WOMENI WANT TO HARM WOMENI WANT TO HARM WOMENI WANT TO HARM WOMENI WANT TO HARM WOMEN
>>218704746>Hi I'm mistress bad bitch...stopped listening right there
>>218704746Screeching
>>218704562Still Taipei is better than Tokyo still wild that Australians
>>218704745Listen friend, this is what the pin is. It's not pro Nazi. Do you understand now?
>>218704651Imagine getting the opportunity to fucking tee off on both of themTo just do as much harm to their bodies as you possibly can, to cripple them for life
>>218704747
>>218704758Such an American thing to take a photograph of
>>218704762OOOOOOH..fuck, I didn't see that. Though it was just a swastika
>>218704764I've wanted to punch these people in real life. The trannies here are aggressive rude loud men that think dressing like a woman is excuse to do whatever they want.
>>218704764DVlad acknowledging their chosen gender as long as he gets to heem women
>>218704770Nigga I know you’re looking at those balconies salivating at the thought of jumping off of them
>>218704777That's ok. Hard to see in the video really anyway.
>>218704746the fact that this video was made by a real woman is incredible
>>218704780What honest person doesn’t want to heem women
>>218704770Honestly that's the best thing to take photos it's Taipei 101
>>218704789It's 7 am here and I drank a bunch of alcohol which I never do, excuse moi
>>218704786Your revenge fantasy of my suicide is nothing more than the projection of your own inadequacies as a person, do better>>218704799Blud took a picture of the side of a road and thought "shit, now THAT'S tapei"
>>218704808Taipei* retard
>>218704832>>218704832>>218704832
>>218704802You're good brother I like you and your posts. No worries
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/britBetter be a good one
>>218704831This post breaks a rule
>>218704764id shag em both
