fashion edish
>>218712574So what? You're going to cook it presumablyWhat did you pick up?
watched the first episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
>>218712475there's loads of different routes around the world and they all have their own leaderboards for how fast people do them, so loads of people can be in the top 10 across all the different routes that existthe problem is people going round them on ebikes and beating normal bikes
what are we watching at three o clock?
>>218712602touching chicken then sausages then steaks? Bit of a cross contamination risk>>218712629Just got some eggs, chicken breast and beef mince. Pretty decent to be fair
>>218712689not exactly barnstormers are they
>>218712689did the man kick the ball? has he really? the ball has actually been kicked by the man? fascinating mate
janny are you really going to just sit there and take this?wow
Man City XI: Donnarumma; Matheus Nunes, Khusanov, Guéhi, O'Reilly; Rodri, Silva; Semenyo, Reijnders, Cherki; Marmoush.Wolves XI: Sá; Mosquera, Santi Bueno, Krejčí; Tchatchoua, André, Mateus Mané, João Gomes, Hugo Bueno; Hwang, Jhon Arias.
>>218712689none of those what with the 3pm blackout and that
>>218712698Cross contamination would be if he touched your raw meat and then the eggs mate.
Got me Mukluks on
>>218712689spursfulhamcityif you bet any different you're a mug
Fulham XI: Leno; Castagne, Andersen, Cuenca, Robinson; Berge, Iwobi; Wilson, Smith Rowe, Kevin; Raúl.Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Boscagli, Van Hecke, Dunk, Kadıoğlu; Baleba, Groß, Ayari; Mitoma, Gómez; Welbeck.
Burnley XI: Dúbravka; Tuanzebe, Esteve, Humphreys, Walker; Ugochukwu, Luis, Pires; Edwards, Anthony; Broja.Tottenham XI: Vicario; Porro, Romero, Danso, Van de Ven; Gallagher, Bissouma; Odobert, Simons, Spence; Solanke.
>>218712707Rorke in shreds
consider the thresher
>>218712619they give silly credit limits too if you care about that, and they're good for charging back companies. I've done some and it just goes through without issuesif they're still doing it, you can get the intro offer for a free gold one for a year and get points to spend
>>218712689
doing a silly
>>218712698It's all raw meat that's going to be cooked really doesn't matterIf you're a paki or a Hindu I suppose you could complain about touching pork/beef then chicken but realistically you're not going to be going to those butchers
>>218712786liverpool dont play til half five
This is my g.f.
>>218712770looks fucking gormless
>>218712803post her feet
>>218712775>if they're still doing it, you can get the intro offer for a free gold one for a year and get points to spendthey are but i just went for the no annual fee cashback one for now. Just want to get a credit score built up more than anything
>>218712806you've turned your screen off mate
>>218712803ruddy nora
>>218712815That’s Rorke bodied yet again
>>218712803she`sLovely !!
>>218712689will be in bed by then
composing a song
>>218712848bit earlynot even had a brekkie yet
miserable day outside
why did teachers act like you were breaching some inner sanctum when you knocked on the staff room door at lunch to ask them something
amexmong...>no annual feeneither do other banks>decent cashbackscam that poor people fall for>generally accepted everywherelol>long standing company so it feels more secureany regulated banks has insurance that covers you up to like 85 million if it were to failyou are dumb fucking moron hope you cut yourself with that amex card
Flanagan women need their BBC
utterly brainmogging the cat by hiding her favourite toys
On the buds me. Meeting me mate later for a few jars. Might go full-scale tonight.
>>218712865lol visapovvo seething
>>218712870>Helen FlanaganAll of her boyfriends have been black. She's a snowbunny slag.
>>218712870
>>218712813then yeah the normal cashback one is still goodwhen you get it you can increase the credit limit to irresponsible amounts that you don't use but it is supposed to help improve your score bexause you're using a smaller percentage of it
*prances around to In The Hall of the Mountain King*
>>218712871
>>218712864the staff room is where they go to talk about the stuff they can't say around kids
>>218712802I just wanted to post my memes
>>218712882>uses cashback>tries to save 0.0005p per transaction by switching card>calls you povvolmao imagine not using a real bank like monzo or starling
might give true detective series 2 a rewatch
me? I'm a mastercard man :)
>>218712858its my afternoon nap time x
i don't like the name lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called lawrence
>>218712915seethe on
>>218712864because they're having their lunch too and want a break from scrawny little mongs like yourselfi despise people talking to me about work when i'm having my break
>>218712864kekking, so true. I remember I had to go in once and I could hear lively conversation but as soon as I entered it became completely silent and I felt like I was being watched
>>218712902fucking loooool love this comment
sitting in the corner of the pub like aragorn but im really fat and i have a long vape instead of a pipe
right well I've conducted my research into VPNs and I believe that I will be purchasing the services of NordVPN yes yes indeed
Trying to switch over to drinking coke zero to help my teeth and so far it's making me feel sick. How do people drink this shite?
>>218712698>Bit of a cross contamination riskWhat's the alternative, wearing gloves and touching each meat? Changing gloves every time they touch a new type of meat?It's not realisticAnd as the other anon pointed out cross contamination is between raw and cooked food
>>218712962if that's the conclusion i think you need to do more research
>>218712972love coke zero me
>>218712962Good choice. They’ve been the best one I’ve tried.
Sir Coke Zeroer
>>218712987How? It tastes like medicine
>>218712873wew lad take it easy it's only 2pm
not really sure what to do about my hemorrhoid
>>218712961screamingalways think i'm like that or some other literally me film character when drinking then the next morning i realise everyone was laughing at me
>>218712962Mullvad.
>>218712972Pepsi Max clears Coke Zero and it's not even close
£255 gas and electric bill this months THANKS JEWS
>>218712997coke is medicine
Excuse me but what the fuck is a "jar"? Talk normally
>>21871301330 quid for me
>>218712961
sir larper
>>218712962lmao that's one of the worst. they pay influencers to lie about what a vpn is to advertise and also they are not securewhy not mullvad? they had their office raided and police found nothing so they definitely are not storing logs. it;s also cheaper
>>218713013A very grim £167 leccy bill for me this month
>>218713046Horseberg status?
>>218713027in the north east, it's care home slang for wanking
Embarrassing that there are grown men here who regularly drink fizzy soft drinks.
alright hang on a minuteno more posts until someone explains to me why i'm reading all these posts in a welsh accent
>>218713004do u drink on your own in the pub
>>218713080i fizzed up some tap water this morning and i'm going to drink it later with my tea flavoured with summerfruits squash and also orange & mango squash
best films about cars/driving?
>>218713056>they had their office raided and policewhy did they do that then?
>>218713101Grow up.
>>218713129i'm 35 next month
>>218713080oo you'm hard
mad how rorke was on top of the world back in 2013 and now he lost it all
>>218713126Drive (2011)
>>218713139Still living with mummy, no doubt?
eggs and bread. can't mess that up
>>218713097usually yeah my gf doesn't drink much and i have zero friends so i try the pub but nothing ever happens i just post on /brit/
fake grow up poster :/
>>218713163no mummy died 13 years ago
Turning 30 this year.It's OVER for 96bros
>>218713173what if you drop it on the floor
>>218712768Why do all secondary schools look the same with the fuck ugly blue padding
Leighton Buzzard and Charnock Richard.I’ve never been to either but they sound like they have something about them. Notorious scals from other schools.
>>218712870>>218712890From 2012:>Helen has just moved into a Cheshire mansion with Scott and sparked rumours by entering the jungle wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger. She later denied they were engaged.>Her grandad Joe said: "Scott's a lovely lad and they make a very good couple. I wouldn't be surprised if they wed.>"Next time I see him I'm going to say, 'you need to take a firm hand with that lass and set her some rules'."Why do Irish grandads feel so at ease about their granddaughters marrying black men?
noooo don’t grow up haha
>>218713194heathermong… *takes off cap*i fought you was dead… someone told me you was dead
Esoteric Racismladism
Spend the afternoon watching the british footie innit.I already told the bird to leave me be. It's time for the footie, fish and chips and shit
>>218713127most vpn providers keep logs (defeating one of the main purposes of a vpn) so police regularly use them to spy on peoplemullvad refused to give police access because they claimed they do not keep logs so they have no information useful for police police raided them to verify and they confirmed they do indeed keep no logsnordvpn pays fake auditors to write fake certificates about their logs but there is plenty of evidence they are not secure
>>218712870The funnier part about that article is the bottom of it where she listlessly reels off her OCD/autism thoughts. /brit/ would've loved it.
>>218713234nobody does this anymore. woke banned it
we all live in fear of the grow up poster on /brit/. Its so effective its gotten in to the minds of us all.Is my post childish and immature? Will I be mocked and ridiculed for posting about my interest/hobby?
i went to the mixed sex schoolwe called the all-boys school "poofters paradise"we called the all-girls school "pram land"we were scum, and we knew itend of
>>218713194Because to Irish people, black people are just like them
right *slaps thighs*time to tidy my smelly bedroom
>>218713239so whats stopping nonces from using it
Wish I drinking but drank the other day and know if I drank it wouldn't live up to what I'm anticipating it to be like and then I'd just feel sad and drunk that I ended up drinking for no reason and now I need to finish the rest and try and muster some happy feelings and try not to think about the hangover and regret tomorrow
4chan users think the only reason to have a VPN is to look at CP and therefore they can’t fathom why someone would want to use anything other than Mullvad. Their priority is literally staying out of jail because they watch illegal stuff. NordVPN is better for streaming and I don’t really care if the police find out I’ve been watching HBO Max with an American IP lmao
>>218713293>the only reason to have a VPN is to look at CPcorrect. you can still use tor to buy drugs and nobody gives 2 fucks
Private Internet Access is court-proven to not have logs and they are involved in trials where people have used it to hack and were legally forced to hand over the keys but they proved in court they dont have any keys to hand over.
>>218713045Very well done
Barry Lyndon is such a good film. Also surprisingly hilarious.Kubrick's best IMO.
>>218713293>4chan usersoh right not you thoughyou're not a 4chan user
>>218713265grow up
>>218713243she's mindraped, none of those conditions she listed exist. like other women, she just copied what she read on social media
>>218713293see >>218713293you can say "what about nonces" for literally any form of privacy but nonces shouldn't stop other people from using a vpnunless you're in russia, china, the middle east, south america... where you need real anonymity to access a lot of websites
>>218713275*goons for 3 hours instead*
>>218713293Why dont you just use a steaming site and watch anything without needing to pay for a VPN ?
Co-op breakfast sausage, egg and cheese muffin for luncheon
>>218713322have you seen the duellists? also very good
>>218713350OK but we are all from the UK and realistically only paedos are using Mullvad
>so what if i'm wearing a balaclava on a quiet residential street at 2 in the morning I just want to hide my face! I'm not a burglar and you can't prove it!
might have to wrap this fish finger sarnie in foil and stick it in the fridge for tomorrowyes i've taken a bite out of it but who cares?are you saying it should go in the bin?
>>218713356sir kier starmer going through the front bench whatsapp
>>218713359Representative Dipsy of teletuby county
>>218713375blog on you boring tranny
>>218713356why
>>218713395Will do and I'm not trans
>steaming site>>218713382paedos are using tor you daft cuntmullvad is just faster and cheaper that's why people use it
>>218712972Coke Zero should be better because of no sugar, but it's still acidic, which can damage your teeth
>>218713371I do use NordVPN to watch streaming sites, in fact for football streams it’s great because my ISP (Sky) blocks loads of them
none of these so-called mental health disorders like adhd or bad are validated by empirical scientific evidence. it makes me think they are embellished or flat out wrong
freenet is where i go for my privacy
>>218713407you sure know a lot about what nonces are up to
just took a selfie for hinge and realised i have a little bit of gay facemay as well get on the grindr instead
>>218713388send us a picture of your face then lad, nothing to hide right?
>>218713408rinse your mouth with water or milk after drinking it to neutralise the acid
They call me Shinobi Dragon Ninja
>>218713407Mullvad isn’t fast at all. The reason people like Mullvad is because there’s nothing linking their identity to their VPN connection. That’s great for spies, journalists in dictatorships, and…. Oh yeah nonces
>>218713293lil bro really bought the vpn shilled by literally every youtuber
>>218713435have you got a nice bum?
>>218713421Well considering empirical evidence is information acquired through direct observation, experimentation, or measurement using the senses, often aided by scientific instruments, the observations have to be something clearly. The nature of the field demands observation through senses to measure it, do you expect people to be using microscopes and those little glasses you see in science class at school to measure bipolar disorder?
>>218713388>it says here that you were posting ANONYMOUSLY sir>now why would you be posting anonymously?something to hide?>when i post online, i post with my full name and address, don't you, sergeant?>aye sir that i do>well this clever little cupcake posts anonymously, hiding his real name>now why would he want to do that...?>i mean it's not a crime, but it is suspicious
>>218713444I'm not wearing a balaclava and I'm not out on the street at 2 in the morning
>>218713465Tried several and it’s the best I’ve tried. If you can recommend a better one for my purposes I’d be happy to try it.
>>218713444
how about if you were to sing sucking a willy to the tune of mull of kintyre
>>218713475its ok shape wise but very hairyid never be a bottom anyway
>>218713465Surely every youtuber cant be wrong?
>>218713444let's have your name and address thennothing to hide, right?
They call me InceliousThey call me The VoidThey call me Obliteration Rage
>>218713508there's no such thing as a gay top. if you have gay face you're bottom
>>218713508there are plenty gay couples who dont do anal. they just wank together and then go back doing crafts like making making scented candles
why yes the eggs and bread was in fact perfect once again. Can't mess it up as I have previously said.
>>218713496never really used a vpn id just be very skeptical about using nord for privacy reasons, but if you think that's a meme (understandable) then who cares
>>218713542Vile freaks
don't know what time to start cooking
>>218713480Its more than suspicious, its indicative of your intent. Oh you're driving around the perimeter of a school in this van? Perfectly fine officer, I merely enjoy handing out free sweeties to adults and children alike :)
>>218713542hm i could get into that
>>218713542gay love is so pure x
I just want to use a VPN so I can escape the age verification shite
There is no blood test or brain scan that can definitively diagnose ADHD, which is a key reason for skepticism. Diagnosis relies on 'clinical evaluations'. Hardly scientific.
>>218713566Not a crime
>>218713578But reddit told me it's science! Eureka!
>>218713560a lot of gay couples are just 'why cant i live with and marry my childhood or college best friend'. there's nothing sexual or romantic about it.
>>218713525how will rorke recover?
Smoking some monkberry moon delight
VPNs are vital to watch all my favourite girls on chaturbate
they bring up nonces at every opportunity and then accuse you of projecting lmaoobsessed... yeah the average person using mullvad is a nonce. all 10 million of them.
right then lets deep fry these eggs and bread because apparently you can't mess it-AAAAAAAAAGH
>>218713571there are more straight couples who dont have sex at all . they just wank separately one in the bathroom one in the bedroom
>>218713594They should just marry lesbians and live a life of performative normality
>>218713608reckon in a world of 8 billion or whatever there's probably at least 10 million nonces, ladand yes, using mullvad makes you one
>>218713610did the delicious flavours of eggs and bread hit you so intensely that you couldn't help but scream?
ADHD is a fictitious condition pushed to sell meds. It's no coincidence that it's a multi billion-dollar industry.
roaring a gay porn mew
My height was stunted by SSRIs.
>>218713568making scented candles?
can we all just stop for a second and appreciate the fact that i'm eating a yoghurt?
im off to have a wank*repartitions FAT32**boots up secret obscure north korean OS linux**gets USB from under the floorboards**launches Tails OS through VM**Gets onion address list*
>>218713663what flavour?
>>218713632lesbians arent real. they're just the girl version of being together a lot with your best friend
im off to have a wank*googles boobs*
>>218713667Not even if you paid me
>>218713640absolutely mental how such a sensible, lukewarm opinion like "the pharmaceutical industry is behind the rise in adhd diagnosis" is seen as a schizo conspiracy theorythat's how much the pharma companies have fucked with people's brains
>>218713677cherryand yes, i did do a captcha to answer that question
>>218713667id go mental over every inch of her body
>>218713688>girl version of being together a lot with your best friendall girls do this they dont all call themselves lesbians
Back up the thread-de-britCome on, do your worstYou posted your meme againAnd your train of thoughtIf you could do it all againA little fairy dustA thousand tiny birds singingIf you must, you mustPlease let me knowWhen you’ve had enoughOf the white lightOf the dawn chorusIf you could do it all againYou don't know how muchPronto pronto, moshi moshCome on, chop chop
advertising/begging
doing delicate little toots
>>218713711thats called being closeted
>>218713698if you think the pharmaceutical industry is in some way corrupt then you obviously need some anti-schizo pharmaceuticalsprobably the pfizer ones i hear those are the best
>>218713729loooooool
is he fucking retarded
first time I had taco bell i did a huge nearly 100% liquid bowel movement about 1 hour laterIs this normal?
rorke's red line
football soon :D
>>218713640>>218713698https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2026-01-23-adhd-medication-use-rises-sharply-across-europe-driven-growth-among-adults
Prime Minister Zia Yusef!
that swedish poster is on the botnet
Just woke up, 15 hours of sleep and still tired. This is what narcolepsy looks like.
Raj Patel himself said that even though “Patel is an Indian name and the family background is more cricket than football” his family is “English through and through”
>>218713819what do your tits look like?
>>218713819show us your bum then
been getting loads of french tweets recommended to me recently for some reason and every time without fail you click on their profile and there's a nafri/african flag and it's some brownoid posing in some lovely french village
>>218713767vibes based ethnicity
>>218713794Why is your screenshot so blurry?
>>218713767Rugby is an English sport?
eat hot chip and lie
proper living in fray bentos
for the last few days, my sleeping routine has been fuckednow is the time i would be going to bedbut i'm staying up to fix my sleep schedulei'm just saying because if i start posting weird stuff then it's the sleep deprivation ok?
poo
i can smell cigarswhat's that about
>>218713871bolg on
>>218713893You're having a stroke
six boiled eggs for lunch
why is every woman in this country ugly
>>218713688>lesbians arent real.I fully believe this, used to do a bunch of sex stuff with my "lesbian" housemateThink lesbians are all just bisexuals that upsell their interest in women
i sleep so much, like a baby toowoke up at seven for parkrun, couldn't be bothered so went back to bed until onelove being unemployed
>>218713921sacked tranny is pengx
Evens beerOdds wine
>>218713933>parkrunwho's that your gay indian flatmate?
howling at all the lesbian communities being taken over by trannies and they are so tolerant to trannies it's basically another sausage fest of horny men
>>218713963please support the British wine industry
Pretending i dont see my 90year old neighbour on his roof clearing the gutters. Absolutely not getting involved in that inevitable accident
literally can't wait to eat my tea
>>218713968done him
autecherr
>>218713969terrible
>>218713921i thought it was just the orange face chav makeup and sloppy manner of dress but i genuinely think something has gone horribly wrong with english women on a base level. saw a gaggle of twenty-somethings not wearing much makeup walking through the park yesterday and they all looked like they'd been hit in the faces with saucepans
>>218713975the lads stay winning
>>218713976Already did mate
>>218713982what would the lord almighty say to that?
awltekah
>>218713995
all the oldest people in the world were never gym freaks or runningmongs, their secret to old age is always something like a cheeky smoke and some chocolate every day. Makes you wonder if the health and fitness industry is just marketing and not good for you at all
>>218714002>>218713921t. northerners
>>218714021>two coats
>>218714032im from kent. if its grim down here cant imagine what its like up norf
didn't know we made wine
just had a shower wank and then i cummed towards the shower head and it landed on my feet and congealed and now ive got gooey cum on my foot and its hard to get it all off
>>218714048grow up
>>218714036plenty of cute white british girls in cornwall
>>218714030well it's obviously just luck with genetics and luck overall isn't it
>>218714044you make a lot of whines haha
>>218714009I'll go out a check in an hour. I'm sure he'll be fine
>>218714048eewww TMI
if reality fails you regarding women then there is always AI to turn to now, lads
https://youtu.be/ompevuR1644?si=EG-YZtID0i-6R6RF
sacked tranny has narcolepsy
>>218714062come to looe and spit in my mouth?
>Nigel Farage’s trip to Davos hosted and paid for by family trust of billionaireMan of the people here to fight for the working man to make Britain great for regular hard working folk hehe he wears a flat cap and drinks pints madlad what a ledge propa fella
>>218714062well im not from cornwall am i? also dont think you have to specify white when you're talking about cornwall, probably the last untainted place in this country
>>218714021adopting this look
>>218714088leftymong meltdown
>>218714088dc;vr
any proof that ulster died
>>218714044one of the boons of global warming is that britain will soon have better conditions than france for making wine
>>218714044It's not easy to find here and it was relatively pricey Looking forward to it though
need a nursing handjob from this lass (that's when you suck her tits like a baby while she tosses you off)
boiling 6 eggs, will have to peel them before I eat them didn't think of that did I?
get the Mark Felton Productions watched
leftypol worshipping at the feet of the WEF and downloading all his politics straight from them only to criticise farage for going there
>>218714088right wing politicians can get way with anything, because their opposition is... well, you know
>>218714108i dont know how global warming works but will it mean the country gets warmer? would be nice to have an english riveria that isnt a complete joke (and an english magaluf)
>>218714104Where did Rorke develop his humiliation fetish? He just loves getting played by Nigel over and over and over
>>218714120ive had a wank this doesnt appeal to me anymore. post maps or something
>nigel farage man of the peopleomdz leftymong living in 2012 again
>>218714120Would love to murder her
mental how peng meal prep is
>>218714145my meal prep is my gf
>>218714133Global warming will mean we have worse weather extremes. We won't be sipping wine in Monaco, we'll have scorching summers and wet and freezing winters.
>>218714120too big>>218714137
>>218714135Remember when Corbyn and his allies controlled the NEC and dominated the party and you did absolutely nothing to lock it in and you let blairites come back and step all over you?That is a humiliation fetish
>>218714157incelbros, our response?
>>218714133yeah but apparently global warming means loads of people from africa will need to move here as refugees to escape the consequences of climate changeso watch out when you're filling that kettle
>>218714091Went down there last summer and saw a boriswaver negro and their 'groid kids on the beach
https://youtu.be/yggn6LcClMw
want a gaymen pc, but it's all a bit expensive atm
>>218714160meanwhile the tories displeased rorke to the point where he deleted their chances of ever winning again and replaced themmeanwhile leftypol still pretends arch-blairite sir kier starmer is a good PM lol
oh when the bluesgo steaming in oh when the blues go steaming in i wanna be in that numberoh when the blues go steaming in
Rorke wearing his Help for Heroes hoody while agreeing with what Trump said about British soldiers
OHMYDAYZZZZZZ
>>218714213
>>218714207you unironically believe liz truss is a rorke dont you? delusional
>>218714158sorry mate gonna need you to glue your hand to a road before i believe this
>>218714192grimsaw a video of some black and her horde of kids moving to a rural village in the west country somewhere and everyone in the comments praising her for being so brave to move in among the racists and how they needed more diversity
>>218714202prettyname?
Leftypol wearing his gay rainbow badge while agreeing with what Che Guevara did to homosexuals
gay guevara
>>218714219how did you know that happened
>>218714269Craven Cottage