'corde edish
Rorke trying curry goat
Been up two hours and already knocking back pints in the local spoons
*runs into thread and grabs the comfiest chair*
we're back in business then
>>218717379What fucking took you so long?
oh they rebooted /brit/?will the old characters make an appearance?remember spainlad? what happened to him?
>>218717379mad how it looks like a massive paper plane
>>218717405why does your pic say caribbean food then
>>218717408ruddles is it?
>>218717418they retired the character due to the extreme negative reaction from the audience
Why is it all happening in Minnesota anyway? I thought all the illegals were around the Mexico border?
>>218717449You know me well
>>218717449Oh i love a ruddles
>>218717405I thought Rorke loved foreign foods which is why Leftypol keeps using it as an argument against him when he says he hates immigrants??
>>218717438>pre-grated cheese>not even a lloyd grossman sauce2/10
>>218717488that's gross, man
why is my brain so prone to panicking lads?
>>218717488it's also a pre-made sauce when a tomato sauce is so easyand THEY DIDNT HAVE CHEDDAR IN ANCIENT ROME!
>>218717425Jamaica isn't in the Caribbean?
Reckon I might be cheeky and have a third
don't have a local spoons me but have loads of other pubs around
Alexander Pope wasn't ACTUALLY 4'6, right? wtf
The stories of the day
this might be year i finally do it
imagination wanks are highly recommended
>>218717554Have sex?
>>218717568No chance of that
>>218717568do myself in
>>218717461Google 'somali day care'
The new arrival hong konger asian girls here shag anyone I have seen them with every single race
>>218717613Only ones I've met are ridiculously shy and won't speak to anyone
stimfapping to old moni pics
>>218717411>(this is amazing!)Lmfao>>218717540>Cotswold private school to close>Tarquin won't get his cutesy Harry Potter school experienceWhy do they punish Tarquin so?
I'm 30 and don't own a car.Passed my test in 2022.Don't even know where to begin feel like there's so many horror stories of people being scammed or buying rusted shitbuckets
>>218717586Have sex>>218717585Do yourself in
>>218717633they think you are ugly
>>218717461leftypol is protesting the prosecution of somali immigrants defrauding tens of millions from US taxpayers
>>218717449i remember when that was £1.99 a pint
>>218717657Just accept that you'll be scammed
>>218717657cars are a financial trap and if you can go through life without need of one then do
>>218717685£1.89 where I'm at
Have to hang around with the wifes college friends later
Shakespeare was a black woman rorke
have to go all the way to Rugby for 3 days of x-ray scanner training
>>218717685Its less than that now
Reminder that every time you make a post on 4chan your data is sent to this third partyIf you make a thread questioning this on /g/ you'll be banned
two woofter again
>>218717537yup even are diego mogs him
>>218717565‘
>>218717748I'm 28 and reference 6-7 all the time
>>218717748>both are 29'kin hell thought they were about 40
>>218717767ure a loser tho>>218717785left looks young just terribly styledright does look like a 40 year old
Say hello to your new Prime Minister. Unless of course he loses the by-election, which would be hilarious ngl
kek he called him zesty
Is it a good idea to have every single child in the country state educated?
some rotten goings on in my tumnymega poo on the cards in a few minutes i reckon
>>218717748>blindgayte
>>218717817He looks so similar to Sir Keir Starmer
>>218717809Yeah you're not wrong about that
>>218717826nah, who's gonna vote for refrm then?
>>218717745Isn't Spur linked with Palantir, or do I have that incorrect? There's a lot of awareness around Palantir doing the same kind of data collection analysis, holding accounts on every American with some vague threat of future action. It's ridiculous Soviet era paranoia.
Got the existential dread coming on
SOS emergency lads, brotherberg is ordering lunch from this place and I've never had Indian before so I've no idea what to order. You lot are probably experts in this, please tell me what sounds good herehttps://mymasalahouse.com/our-menu
>>218717481Rorke is a man of many contradictions
>>218717748bloke on the right is not 29>>218717817he won't winit will be the most astroturfed by-election in recent history yet someone like the tories will probably end up winning because everyone elses vote will be split
>>218717597>>218717677Is this like pizzagate
>>218717817>>218717838It's a bizarre theme amongst male labour politicians whereby they look that menopausal lesbians
starting to regret calling the gf "stroppy bollocks" earlier
>>218717866poo naan
>>218717866get yourself a lamb bhuna, sag aloo and a naan
>>218717411Is this pic as grim as it looks? 45 years, guy gets a thank you card and some bitch thinks it's her photo op.By the way, honey, the clasps holding your pants waistband closed are screaming out in pure agony.
>>218717866Not reading the menu but Chicken Tikka Madras OR Lamb BhunaPilau RiceGarlic NaanSag AlooOnion Bhaji
>>218717866Would probably go for the Guntur Kura myself. But you have to understand these aren't British Indian curries like Vindaloo, Balti, Jalfrezi etc. they're their weird ones from the actual Punjab or wherever
>>218717817MEET THE NEW BOSSSAME AS THE OLD BOSS
He needs answers /brit/
>>218717866tandoori chicken
>>218717866Didn't look but get Vindaloo. It's so good they made a song about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auEAlso get Saag Paneer, Aloo Gobi and a Keema Naan.
smells like poo in here
made pico di gallo and guacamole to have with din dins x
>>218717411least he works unlike most of you dossers
i dont believe they were doing this in the wuthering heights book
SAINT BOY
business idea: chemo naan
>>218717970>Saag Paneer, Aloo GobiGenuinely such a ridiculous languageWhoever thought aloo gobi would sounds appetising
lets be honest, indian takeaway absolutely mog every other type of takeaway
>>218717977*surreptitious shuffles away with soiled pantaloons*
>>218717999cor
>>218717999looks an old witch's hand
>>218718003you must like the taste of poo from them not washing their hands
>>218717757?
Remember to enjoy beverages responsibly and be mindful of your limits.
>>218717999It's universally known by anyone with a brain to be a fuck story
>>218718000whats wrong with punching a horse - theyre much bigger than usits like punching a rhino or a hippo, they wouldnt even feel it
>>218718000why are you posting articles from nearly 6 years ago
>>218718037yeah i must do you're rightidiotic rorke simpleton
>>218718003A good one done well yea but hard to find and also have to consider the poos after taking down a couple points
HEY KISAMAS,WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
>>218718057lol this nigga eats poo
>>218718047i'll drink all the tizer i want
There's a review of the chicken shop near me complaining that they saw one of the employees washing his feet in the sink
had a poo yesterday
Garn local for a few jars me. Fuck the lot x
might have a second alcoholic lager beer
>>218718055I'm excited for the world cup
>>218718057shit eater
hes seething
Imagine if White hipsters turned their gaze towards Indian food like they did with coffee and pizza in the 2010s. We would see a beautiful rebirth of the cuisine.
>>218717926It looks grim but cost of living up norf is much lower so you can get by quite comfortably working at a place like Tesco
chunky chips soon
why do youtubers make such bland repetitive videos about australiayes i understand it's hot, people are quirky and bogans sometimes don't wear shoes. do something original
>>218718048ok tony parsons
anti rorke is pro humanity
he's done you
>>218718115wut dont get it at all
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL DUEL. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL CONTINUE MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. THEN I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. NOW I WILL CARRY ON MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL DRAW FROM MY DECK THE MAGIC CARD POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. IT IS NOW THE MOMENT TO PLAY POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. FROM THIS POINT I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. NO TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL CONTINUE BY PLAYING POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS SO I WILL DRAW IT. NOW I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS
Hate how bad I am at texting lads.I texted the escort this morning to confirm I'm good for tomorrow's meeting. She replied saying "see you tomorrow xx" etc then I said "see you then" but I didn't confirm the location. She usually sends the details as confirmation.We've met at the same place (hers) three times now, so is it safe to assume she thinks I know where to go?
youve done him
>>218718155*yawns obnoxiously loudly in your face*
done up the bum
>>218718154i dont remember this episode
he's been done hasn't he
>>218718154luv me yu-gi-oh
joining ICE
>>218718115What is unc yapping about
I have aids
grow up
Feeling empty and listless
>Spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin says Border Patrol officers were carrying out a "targeted operation" on an "illegal alien wanted for violent assault" when someone approached with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun.>"The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted," McLaughlin says.>"Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene."
イギリスは階級社会です
you need to grow up
farting on my hand and sniffing it
the menthe ballthe kickingbrilliant, just brilliant
>>218718228ACK
farting on my willy and sniffing it
>>218718228leftypol smoked
>>218718228chat shit get banged. idiot leftypol mongs are starting to realise life isnt a video game.
>>218718281corrrr imagine if the team everyone thought would win is winning at the start but at the end the other team scores some goals and wins instead couldnt write it
>>218718228leftypol keeps dying for his black and brown illegals
poo
Liverpool looking old and slow
leftypol loves his brown rapist criminals doesnt he
i wanna fuck my computah
>be poor>become rorkewhy?
>>218718228What is it with these leftymongs that makes them think they're invincibleDriving into peopleAggressively approaching brandishing a gunWhat is going to happen in their minds?
Tomorrow Manchester United will beat Arsenal and the sheer shame of it all with be the catalyst for their loss of the title
>>218718355cool supporting totalitarianism and a police state to “own da libs”
>>218718402Cities skew this, take a bloke on 70k outside London and Manchester and I'd be very surprised if they're voting Labour or green
>>218718368nobody knows me bettah
jobbie
>>218718406completely mindraped people
>>218718228>Gang of rorkes with guns feared for their lives over 1 unarmed leftypol
>>218718406Probably think about the second amendment and the importance the US constitution places on opposing tyrants
What makes you happy in life?
>>218718461whos the tyrant?
>>218718473Travelling.
>>218718433Trying to put myself in the shoes of Tarquin.On the one hand Reform's policies should benefit you, on the other they're the radicals who want to shake up the system and when you're Tarquin you'd like that system to remain intact.Curious.
>>218718473dead leftists
>>218718473never been happy once in my life ever since I was a wee boy. Even if im enjoying something like a holiday or a film im just waiting for it to be over.
right well that's another weekend ruined
Both totalitarianism and total collapse are inevitable for a country like oursBut that's not really what's happening now
Why are Germans like this?
>>218718504>they're the radicals who want to shake up the systemNobody not even Nigel Farage believes thisThey're a different flavour of the status quo but a step in the right direction
>>218718406neither of these things happened
>>218718473when i figure it out i'll let you know
You guys have to take them back
>>218718578no thanks. just shoot them or something please. humanity would be better off
>>218718473Morning cuppa
>>218718550Get out schizo
>>218718550>>218718578how the fuck are these people getting US Visas?
>>218718619I do as I please and make you sneeze
lol
>>218718624Biden unironically. People assume our current government are a bunch of assholes for kicking people out but the last government was literally letting people in unvetted
>>218718641BWC injection projection
>>218718627Deano estates are like an alternate universe. I feel like you could get lost in one forever if you're not careful
Strange looking gun
hope yer das alright
>>218718662Has Trump reversed this Biden era policy change?
Brunswick Boiler giving his keyboard a bashington yeh?
>>218718713They were gettin a little rowdy in the gay village I suppose
>>218718624Probably overstayed their ESTA visa
>>218718627looks like my estate haha
>>218718689went to visit a friend in a deano estate and went up one wrong street and ended up in a cul de sac completely identical to his but in a different location
>>218718717They are most likely not to stay here. We do that for a bunch of countries where we think the people won't stay here illegally after. That's why Visas are so easy to get for Europeans and some Asians etc
*presses ctrl + shift + i**deletes your paywall*
>>218718741Looks comfy
well that was just plain silly wasn't it?
mogged
Mad how nominative determinism is real and blokes named Dean are inherently going to be more or less Deano
>>218718741Hmm, it's got shades of Deano estate but it's not to bad
Haven't seen a stream for a while
>>218718808get him dm'd
What's the first name that pops into your head when you think of a stereotypical "nice guy"
I think I've got an unstable knee that's causing a recurring injury in my leg. How can I turn this into a PIP claim?
>>218718761There was a reason why Israel wasn't allowed to join the Visa waiver program, and that's because they were considered a security threat. Biden's Sec of DHS was a jewish immigrant who attends synagogue and speaks Hebrew, and brought 15 million illegals into America. He's the one responsible for getting Israel into the Visa waiver program.
>>218718741>>218718627this contry is ugly as fuck
wouldn't mind getting a brass in but I know i'd regret it
(sigmaaa)
>>218718881I really love that all of his posts there are just the same as they are here
I would like to rizz up the baddies in Liverpool, how do I accomplish that?
>>218718865alex
>>2187187411980s?
>>218718921hey fuck off yeah?
>>218718892The plebs live ugly lives everywhere. Hate them, wish we could get rid of them all.
>>218718921thats my name
POO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG SO OROGINAL
>>218717685Thats about what gas is where I live
>>218718784Not mogging many people 6ft under is he
>>218718945>>218718951I think you mean Aleks, Kowalski. You're going back too
That Barclays advert is a fucking disgraceBasically mocking a man who lives at home with his mum, “orcas live with their mums for life - it’s okay to live with mum… if you live in the sea”Disgusting
Post more Deano estates please
>OROGINAL
-289kb to the western digital
grow the fuck up
>>218718972That might be the thinnest penis I've ever seen
>>218718972Well then, I believe that's a long penis
>>218718979Banking kikes hate the Aryan aristocrat who lives at home
>>218718972UM x
>>218719006'
>I just did ate two five minutes agoIncorrect grammar, please delete the post and correct your mistake.
>>218719017>>218719021>>218719028picccc
he's been donein the bum
For the past two weeks, I've been going inside a large Asda every day to get a few bits and taking two of these eggs, unwrapping them with one hand inside my hand basket and then popping each one whole inside my mouth while walking around the store. It's so easy to do, the foil wrapper just falls them. And they taste so yummy.I just ate two like this five minutes ago, and I'll do it again tomorrow.
Did "Deano" start on /brit/? They're writing articles on himhttps://www.newstatesman.com/comment/2023/08/deano-meme-housing-class-britain>The left refuses to grapple with the realities of petty bourgeois life.
>>218719078Get em in
>>218719082I appreciate the correction, I hope you enjoyed them, they are delicious.
>>218719070you don't excited unless they look like a turd
Biscoff egg
>>218719082should be a semi colon after do. can you delete this and post it again?
suddenly quite fancy a biscoff egg
>>218719087>2023
wonder what chicschocscanada is doing today
biscoff sucks
I've had biscoff dubai style chocolate, was nice desu. I'd buy it if they sold it here
>>218719087i invented him
End of an era x
>>218719139fake Canada :/
>>218719139he saw a libtard fucked around and found out
>>218719087Some lefty wrote an entire book on himhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Nation-Shopkeepers-Unstoppable-Petite-Bourgeoisie-ebook/dp/B09RDXJCNR
I invented that gimmick btw
just laid an egg
miaow
wonder what poo for tea lad had for tea
>>218719202*stitches the back of your ears*
tea for poo
>>218719096yeah I enjoyed them. I think they're a new product, I hadn't seen them before recentlybefore I was doing the same with the maltester and m&m bars. those come in normal wrappers but again, really easy to open one handed at the bottom of your hand basket with your hand underneath your yoghurts or bread or whatever
might shove a biscoff egg up me bum
>>218719243Getting flashbacks
>>218719243sorry there's already been one poo shower this weekwe can't handle two
>>218719237Why have you joined in with the paedos?
>>218719252Personally I'm missing the puds. Perfect for unwrapping with one hand under your Charlie Bigham's.
I made that btw
>>218719237oh MY days
>>218719248mad how we men are just machines that turn tea into poo
>>218717745and yet, here I am, posting on this site without sending my data to spur, and they didn't detect the proxyand when it gets banned I'll be back a second later, without even having noticedggnore jannies
What will be the next /brit/icism to make it to the mainstream
Heather rapist is here 24/7 and waits for ziedbelg to appear to start his cuck posting
>starts posting every /brit/ gimmick I know on reddit and twitter so people will use them out of contextTeehee
he needs to grow up
>>218717745poo
>>218719317we will make new gimmicks
Britain is crying out for a populist dictatorship
poo later
dick castle
>>218719317You should go to pubs and start quoting choice /brit/ posts
we at /brit/ continue to give our support to ice in their fight against the radical left in Minneapolis
>>218719317school girl legs
The GREAT and very BRAVE soldiers of the United Kingdom will always be with the United States of America! In Afghanistan, 457 died, many were badly injured, and they were among the greatest of all warriors. It’s a bond too strong to ever be broken. The U.K. Military, with tremendous Heart and Soul, is second to none (except for the U.S.A.!). We love you all, and always will!
any poopy man in?
what would happen if you drank 10 red bulls
Why can't modern politicians give fiery rousing speeches?
>>218719406you die
yeah that's going in my are later
>>218719393you don't represent /brit/ you paedo
>>218719414What about Trump?
>>218719351populism is cringe we need an evolist aristocracy to rule us
>>218719414none of them care about anything they preach
>>218719406not good
>>218719414they have to believe in something to do that
>>218719406you become nilered
Sad to see these relapses
>>>/sp/153125033
Can't help himself can he
Charlie isn't even his real name
ayy white boi gimme ya pud pud
>>218718406when we call them 'deluded' we are not joking or exaggeratinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion>A delusion[a] is a fixed belief that is not amenable to change in light of conflicting evidence.[2] As a pathology (delusional disorder), it is distinct from a belief based on false or incomplete information, confabulation, dogma, illusion, hallucination, or some other misleading effects of perception, as individuals with those beliefs are able to change or readjust their beliefs upon reviewing the evidence.
Barry Kirk
>>218719489Thank god that will finally die.
>>218719427He's half-comedian. Very entertaining, but I can't call a speech fiery or rousing if there are pauses for laughter
mumberg try not to be slow as fuck challenge difficultly level impossible
screaming at that option
How bad would it be to drink tonight if I drank 4 pints on Thursday and 1 on Tuesday
>>218719546get her shagged
>>218718784dead*
>organisms
>>218719586Very very bad
>>218719586drank 2 bottles of wine last night me and having another right now
>>218719575was just saying this down loony bin
why do you always sneeze twice
>>218719272he is one
*falls to the ground gibbering and spasming*ththehe p-post cccount!!!
>>218719659poo coconut
>>218719646The anime posting was a big red flag desu
>>218719616Why>>218719617Are you planning to drink more after that bottle?
>>218719679Drinking that much on your own basically makes you an alcoholic
>>218719699>>218719699>>218719699
might spontaneously decide to stop breathing
