Looks match edition
it was 'preheating my black arse' if you're wondering
>>218722625
cold out
Starmer forced Trump to apologise haha
hello?
this is the thread
>>218722675Apology accepted. MAGA DJT 2016 to Infinity!
>>218722675it was the least big don could do
was bloody range banned weren't I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0w4c0o0rHw
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>218722725had some good goon sessions to this lad although his willy looks like poo seal
>>218722675AIPAC will not be happy about the disrespect to the Israeli military
>>218722752need you dead
Draining my Lymphatic System with self-massage.
Burnhams going for it the mad cunt
>>218722675And all it took to get the apology was us not to give 30billion to Mauritius
>>218722710Reminds me of the mannequins from Silent Hill
>>218722795no one needs an allen wrench that large
>>218722724same my neighbour x
>>218722768gtfo of are brit nigger
>>218722810>americans call a bendyhex an "allen wrench"
>>218722795Big Alan Key
>>218722752>ladwoman>his willyher willy
>>218722670make amelia real
>>218722828some man
Rorkes da
heinz seriously good arse raping
the amelia thing was just a funny little meme for a bit but as with everything now its been ruined by autistic, OCD retard zoomers who go wayyyy over the top and now its all anime VR porn and le absurdist and edgy
>>218722852>dick castle not on is it
>>218722836https://youtu.be/E7ezaai3E2Yfucking thatcher
>>218722898
I still plan to have sex with Jessie from Traitors
>>218722836
>>218722911
remember that swiss ski resort fire
the minds of leftists are an enigma
>>218722898This is who calls you a fascist
>>218722795Alan! Alan! Alan!Alan!Alan! Alan!Alan! Ala! Alan! Alan!Alan! Alan!Alan!Alan! Alan! Alan!Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!
>>218722944this is the girl who started it (she died)
>>218722671is that belle or a rip off bolle?
>>218722944didn't happen rorke
>>218722942What are the problems then?
that swiss ski resort fire was only 2 weeks ago
nigpoo
mad how that swiss resort fire was 4 months ago
>>218723011>that swiss ski resort firealri grandad
>>218722808well they are mannequins
COVID was 6 years ago
>>218722795must be a really massive piece of ikea furniture you're assembling
>>218722995belle wishes she had tits this big https://files.catbox.moe/n3peas.jpg
my insides have been in bits all day just in a constant cycle of farting and pooing
>>218723046that was 4 prime ministers ago
>>218723050Nice link fucking mong
>>218723056that's all life is when you think about it really
MONI
>>218723063And 6 whole years ago
Ramadan soon lads
might become gay
>>218723078works on my machine
>>218723089x
eat a whole carrot for dinnerfills you right up
>>218723081Really weird period when he kept appearing in random places like the WWE. I swear he was also spotted in a footy crowd or something
Who want their meteoritebussy licked?OMG me!
>>218723081Nice to see an old bit of brit lore. Does Amer ever show up here anymore?
might become straight
Why do trannards always have really big nobbys?
>>218723120Got arrested for wanking off in the ladies changing room
>>218723110there was one where hes walking down the street
>>218723112The Black Stone of the Kabar isn't an idol
>>218723153>Getting them wanked
might put something in my arse
>>218723144Did he actually? I rarely visit here these days but I'm a /brit/ veteran so had no idea.
>>218723167this is the food that leftypol uses as the reason why brown people need to be imported
might get the last bottle i have available
>>218723167>poo eating poovibrant
>>218723167What actually is it though
>>218723167AI slop
Mekun Tizichi
still thinking about thos poos
>small crack in switch screenWell it's basically unusable now. Going to try and find somewhere that will replace the screen
Where’s the one of amelia saying fuck the government
beef welly for tea
Haven't shagged in 2 weeks
oh my DAYS why is this city so PENG
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
i could have fixed her
>>218723238>screenshotWhy make this up?
>>218723238Im jellyLove a welly
>>218723242it's like where's wally trying to spot the white person
>>218723262donedon him
>>218723262Oh get a grip for gosh sake
>>218723242the city skyline is hideous
>>218723280brown
>>218723262oh grow up for goodness sake
>>218723283^.^
>>218723238wellington is a loser
need a humidifier
one thing UK will always have going for it is climbing wave wall at foundry, Sheffield is simply one of the greatest mainstream climbing walls in the world
>>218723314looks like my nutsack
>>218723262grow up
>one thing UK will always have going for it is climbing
I am a white Londoner. They’re hunting me down in packs
>>218723314Haha why is it so tiny
>>218723314looks like heathermong's tonsils
>>218723345sc
in awe at how much brown people think they're whiteextraordinary stuff really
wave wall at foundry, Sheffield is the greatest climbing wall in the world desu
>>218723262sort your life out for fuck sake
>>218723352
supposed to be going to the cricket in june
Y’all ever get itchy nipples??
>>218723327my faggot arse caught on camera
>>218723238Looks so good mate
HAVE KIDSLEARN A TRADEFIND GODACCIDENTAL CATYANK CROSSPOLLINATIONMIKE TYSONFORKLIFTMARBLE RACEYoutube shorts. Thank you for listening. Is it bad if the hypnosis is good for you?
>>218723262very immature
>>218723280>>218723299>>218723344>>218723372You all lost or something?
>>218723345fucking roaring
samefag
>>218723392um x hi
rorke hasnt been seen since finding out Shakespeare was a black woman
anyone ever had sarsaparilla?
>>218723418Cat
>>218723429all me
>>218723434<<:
>>218723259original photo was too high res
Whites ain't got no culture
Y’all gonna get the new Fable game??
(8) mitosis is a process (8)
>>218723450Yh but it angries up the blood
fucked it haven't i
>>218723434so cuteI want one
>>218723484So true so true
>>218723484it's in dey cultya!
>>218723502TRY SHITTING NOW
the berg
In America when you make a purchase online you do not get a notification sent to your phone banking app needing to approve the purchase before it's made. In Europe that exists because of Strong Customer Authentication (SCA). America has no such regulation.
>>218723238Wow
The yank is posting sus things
going for a roblox wank
Got toil tomorrow at 7:00 am not looking forward to it at all can hear the wind howling outside too
>>218723528why its eyes different coloursit's broken
>>218722675WowImpressiveHis biggest W unironically
>>218723517built for the NBA
>>218723552>>218723558hmm
>>218723536Americans don't need to approve their own purchases as they're treat like adults.Brits are far more infantile, which is even reflected in their vocabulary and grammar usage.
>>218723502are you disabled?
>>218722898what
I can hear my other neighbours TV for the first time in over a year
>>218723242>lovely old classical architecture everywhere>build a ton of glass shit on top of it to house the banks
Feeling a tad blue tonight.
>>218723598fascinating post
>>218723242there's so few people on the streets these days
rorkeeducate yourself ffs
anyone got a deadlock invite
ngl I have no idea how toilets work don't know how they flush don't know where the water comes from don't know where it goes don't know how there's always some in there don't know anything about how they work at all
>>218723598what they watching
screeching
Drinking prosecco xx
Books are for plebsThe only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong
>>218723724*drops my monocle*and you are telling me this now after I have retained you as my plumber sir?
just had a haircut bit worried the barber fucked it what do you lads reckon?
>>218723724it's all gravity
Any live in the attic and hear voices through the walls man in?
watching crank (2006)
>>218723744so this is umbunny
>>218723732I was wrong, she's just listening to music
>>218723746
>>218723764need his blog studied by psychologists to stem the incel plague
>>218723783no you're not>>218723771yes
Is it normal for people to hear their neighbours TV? Is this how a lot of people live? I can't tell
going out to dinner tomorrow night for dadberg's birthday
>>218723764His chin looks like Peter Griffin's
>>218723795what she listening to
you can actually buy a variety of books at Waterstones
dogs are emotional support animals for retards
>>218723823I live in a detached house
mental how todays culture relies on things that happened 50 and 60 years ago so much. star wars is still going. the rolling stones are still about. 2 of the beatles are still kicking. even if we go back 80 years ww2 films are still being made, hitler is still the go to name for a bad guy and einstein is still the most intelligent man who ever lived
>>218723764Disgusting human. Not only did he sexually exploit the poor woman, but he stole her identity too. He claimed her body then claimed her name like a fucking psychopath.
>>218723846>his stfu transphobe
>>218723864brownbrownthis post is brownhelp
>>218723823Yeah
they're aff tae post on /bwit/
>>218723823yes in shitholes yes
oldest living person is a british woman born in 1909
>>218723874The present order of things rests upon a volcano that all can hear is waiting to errupt
>>218723924get her blacked
>>218723846any chance for a vocaroo update vocaro update tonight?
>>218723949pornsick freak
hairy 30 year old men referring to themselves as "umbunnies"... horrifying
>>218723926smelly bedroom dweller thinks he is a volcano does he oooo I bet the neolibs are quaking in their boots over you
got the cap' 'heart 'nd 'is 'gic 'and on
can't stop gambling
>>218723985good
>>218723966You're rolling in shit as your chains rattle around your arms and legs
me adn who
Tempted to get the cans but I don't wnat to have to be too hungover tomorrow, you see
'afe as 'ilk
seen a tranner who looked quite nice but then they spoke with a deep voice and it made me jump
>>218723985makes perfect sense if you keep winning
MBV mfs be like>wewewooowuhh wewewooowuhh waaaaahhhhhh
>>218724012chic chocs liberal
BMV mfs be like>vroooooom vroooooom vrooooom
i know who you are from the way you type
>>218724077mE?
1 post per minute /brit/the new normal
In pubUp The Tigers
niggas be like where the elden ring at
>>218724114its so fucking over holy shit aaaaaaaaaa OVER
>>218724120come to spiders and spit in my mouth?
thanks for the deadlock invite
the real elden ring was the friends we made along the way
Coming to terms with ending up alone. Bleak.
ong
>>218724077you dont know me. you have no idea what im about
>>218724158we're still here mate x
>>218724184you don't speak for me
just watched one battle after another (2025) ill give it a 7 out of 10 for being funny and entertaining with good characters but that ending brings it down to a 6 what da fudge was PTA thinking with thatnext up is punch drunk love
>>218723985keep going lad your next bet is going to be the big win you need it'll solve all your problems just got to hold your nerve
Any genuine leftypols in tonight?
flights to budapest 250 quid with so called "wizz air" or 300 quid with BA
Right then, off to get the BIG cans and the BIG chips
lowkey a new era of 3d animated gooning is here with these deadlock characters >>218724228fuh no
how do i make the cute enby barista spit in my coffee next time
>>218724114everyone got gfsit's just the dregs left
Night team>>218723957https://voca.ro/113yoDFab4W8
I think there's about 4 people in /brit/ that actually own their own home. The rest of you are rentoids or live with parents
don't give up lads that big win is coming
>>218724289why dont those 4 invite the rest of us in
right well that's a mentally ill bloke making cat-like hissing noises for 8 minutes
>>218724289i live in my parents house and im unemployed :d
>>218724207yeah pretty much my thoughts I really enjoyed it for most of the film but it runs out of steam towards the end
>>218724133Kinky git. Are you a femboyI do love Spids, haven't been in over a year since I met my missus. Typical.
revolting tranny
weed causes schizophrenia
>>218724276i tried aldi's kraze cereal and it was completely tasteless compared to krave, not impressed frankly. 2 out of 5 stars
>>218724431>Are you a femboyu, m prefer not to tsay
favourite primarch lads?
mumberg watching woke slop downstiarsthink its casualty, they have a group of nogoers rattling on about how wypipo are afraid of the power of black sindont know how she watches it
miss having mates
might win the lottery tonight
>>218724316/brit/house when?(i wouldn't piss on you freaks if you were allergic to piss)
cant stop biting my nails even though it starts hurting my fingers haha
How do you cope with living in a shit hole? Sometimes I don't care, sometimes I get really depressed about it (I'm in the depressed phase)
>>218724503Mentalist
>>218724479normfreaks will happily watch something until you ask why theyre watching it and they wont be able to tell you a single thing they like about it always interesting to see the gears clash in their heads when this happens
favourite primark lads?
>>218724475better not be otherwise you know what i'll do
>>218724515get the hoover out
holding some poor cunts head underwater and laughing as they drown
>>218724477I prefer 40k pre-2005 or so when they started all this Horus Heresy wank
>>218724548one in bristol always has loads of bulbous headed somalis milling around it
podcast on
AHHH HELP SOME CUNT IS wubllgllblgggurble ghhgdhsh splash AHHHHH dgugbllebguehhh
I actually don't
so um
Do you lot believe in the metaphysical supernatural, things like luck, fate, god helping you?
>>218724640grow up
>>218724515I live in a lovely little 99% white village
>>218724628scream
>>218724515I think about killing myself. Used to rent in a nice part of a decent town. The town had a variety of things to do, a decent culture, and always has some kind of investment or improvements being made. Landlordberg kept raising rent so I had to move to a smaller town 30 minutes away and it's a working class dump. I like the weekdays because I just go to work then come home and watch TV for a bit. Weekends get me depressed because I have to go to the shops or whatever and I have time to think about how shit the town is. Not just in a "oh the high street is a dump" kind of way like every town, but in a "there's nothing going on here, everyone is poor and the town has little investment" way
>>218724640think godberg is realbut the way is narrow and that. life is hard enough without such annoying moral principles
>>218724668You need friends mate
>>218724668>The town had a variety of things to do, a decent culture, and always has some kind of investment or improvements being made.meaningless drivel
>>218724693impossible once you hit your 30s
The socks are offThe pants are coming off
>>218724722just hang around schools
poo um
>>218724722Just find the correct space online. Spend my dyas in what is essentially an IRC chat with video streaming watching movies and talking to people.
Spreading mental health awareness
*looks at you*
>>218724749>Spend my dyas in what is essentially an IRC chat with video streaming watching movies and talking to people.that's everyone under the age of 30 now
>>218724749>IRC chatits called discord
gfhfghfdgjfdj
>>218724785Nah those cunts spend their days in discord spamming their kitten trans flag emotes. You ever feel down go on cytube and visit sneedtv, they play movies every night as well as during the day sometimes. Everybody's in their 30's or 40's as well
>>218724749CyTube?
>>218724717No it's not.It has a variety of new independent shops owned by creative people. Not just some shit uninspiring cafes or weird shops selling tat. Experience venues, variety of restaurants. It has events and culture. I miss it.
>>218724844Yeah, only source of sanity these days
NEW>>218724864>>218724864>>218724864
>>218724717scouse
