mid heaven edition
she spun
fewer tranniesmore ponies
(8) Then I woke up one morningDidn't recognize the man in the mirrorThen I laughed and I said"Oh silly me, that's just me"Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hairNever was my styleBut I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean'Cause it was a Monday, no, a TuesdayNo, a Wednesday, Thursday, FridayThen Saturday came around and I said"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"But he was sportin' all my clothesI gotta say, pretty pimpin' (8)
quite simpleif heatherpaedo and ziedy can spam endless paedophilic fantasies for literal hours and I'm banned within a minute, I am going to be mildly annoyed
>>2187264973, 2, 1
*enters thread in really long boots*
size of that lad's boots
ain't no such thing as half way crooks
>>218726497Black skirt looks like my mates sister
willy fills with blood when looking at peng women
girl at work didn't know what Hiroshima was
girl at work hadn't heard of nietzsche before
>>218726578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQXtAE7SiU
>>218726570Good for nut stomping.
Dr. Janny Janund Janinson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyyN1QleLcproper old skoolget it listened to
>>218726594
girl at my work assumed that FUBAR was a technical term and kept using it in calls with customers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZashVlzoe0
girl at work never heard of the Peace of Westphalia
you're not supposed to post thatyou know you're not supposed to post that
we're going way back nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MtXvtZAPWY
sue
>>218726660sickly looking insectoid runt
girl at work told me she'd hang me with the rope I'd sell her
>>218726645
>>218726568don't get me wrong I don't hold it against her but it does severely limit the conversations we can have. The minute I start referencing something that happened more than 10 years ago or a famous figure that wasn't on TV and she sheepishly admits she's got no idea what I'm on about bless her
>>218726664
craving a barolo
girl at work had never heard of the term pyrrhic victory
>>218726660same mouth as the um girl from the end of the last thread... peculiar... >>218726510
had a cool middle aged south african bloke who lived next door to me for a while, he got denied an extended visa even though he was a qualified engineer that already had a permanent job offer secured why does he get kicked out but abdul can bring the whole tribe over n hammer our benefit systen
>>218726695was he white
>>218726631seen this bitch lick a street pole and a toilet bowl, yet somehow neither act is as disgusting or as subhuman as the miscegenation
>>218726672>she sheepishly admits she's got no idea what I'm on aboutneed more people like this
girl at work never heard of the teleological suspension of the ethos
what the actual fuck is this captchawhats the workaround, for me this is almost mentally impossible to complete
Right well that’s a new flaggot
>>218726706kek
>>218726705yh he was ace
>>218726723don't think we need a lancashire
was thinking about reinstalling lotro but its a big undertaking
FONC alarm
wrote another gay porn song for the gay porn album
>>218726755are you from PEI
>>218726749well there you are then
beef welly scranned, considering watching Zulu
>>218726762yogscast made funny videos about that
this stars/spikes thing is genuinely ridiculous
>>218726695same. had a saffer bloke live next door, some sort of engineer or something, was clearly fucking well paid and minted then he just disappeared. family members turned up to clear his place out and said he had to go home because of visa problems. meanwhile abdul can stab someone in the neck and be a constant drag on the country but we still can't send him home.
>>218726746she's in good shape
>>218726807They have Lidl in America?
zoomers>don't drink alcohol>don't have sex>can't read a full sentence>all have adhd because of tiktok>all spending thousands getting botox or jawline surgery because they feel suicidal when they look in the mirrorbizarre generation
no what is this spikes/star thing or im unistalling the site again
>>218726860grow up
>>218726860Gets easier the more you doWithin like a few hours you’re on easy ones
>>218726860dis nigga installed 4chan :skullface:
reckon you need a room temperature IQ to actually struggle with the new captcha and your "contributions" to the thread will not be missed
>>218726857zoomer lass in work has a peng arse tbf. the zoomer lads are all mongs though
>>218726882this one i just did said 2 spikes with 5 starstheres only 5 totalhow the fuck do you solve it
i don't like "lancashire" flagatar
>>218726857The first three points are literally just because of mass immigration warping the statistics.
>>218726905oh my days keep your eyes elsewhere grandad
Meltdown
reddit says they're hip waders for fishing but then how do you explain the heels
>>218726672need need NEED a humble mong gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yQZIUEo5E&list=RDH1yQZIUEo5E&start_radio=1
Gen Beta might as well be named Gen Retard
>>218726935to style on the fish and demoralise them
>>218726910There’s images of stars with 4 spikes and 5. If it asks for 2 stars with 4 spikes you scroll to the image with that many and press nextRinse and repeat
>>218726946another 20 years and we'll be a country of dribbling mongs
>>218726885here's a movie you'd probably like
Some utter cunt sitting in Cheltenham smashing a big red button that blasts porn into my visual cortex and analysing the results
>>218726978
test
>>218726857zoomer sibling never drinks and will run away from anyone who lights a cigarette, it's sad how brainwashed they areStill a really nice person, but not fun for a night out
>>218726939ah yes the humble humble mong gf
>>218726947makes sense. a true fisherman knows how to assert his dominance
>>218726939she's not even stupid in the literal sense, she's actually quite sharp it's just she has very little knowledge about anything that isn't Netflix and pop musicif we ever got stranded on a desert island together she'd be completely reliant on me for everything and be utterly useless
gf with hair like this
>>218727025ok I'm calling AI on these pics
>>218727018the gender neutrality of this post rings alarm bells
horse stream
how late is too late to start working out
mikey feat johnny cash voacroo
hate this
>>218726991honestly, since you seem to like horses so much you should check it out
Is it ok to lie about your age online? I dont mean pretending to be a kid or something but if you're 30 shaving a few years off and saying your 27 or 28?
with the demographic crisis i bet the goverment will eventually have a childless tax
Mad when you hear a song and think 'yeah, that was a few years ago that came out' and turns out it was almost a quarter of a century agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qmnV6R7WxI
>>218726497disgusting slags
zoomers owe me sex actually
>>218727063
>>218727086Taking that as a yes. Thanks Bradley
>>218727044apparently they're real and have been around a long time. this one is more normal looking
>>218727100Probably dented
>>218727098Try and remove your hand. See what happens
>>218727100big fan of pregnant tiddies
>>218727100megamind on a madone
>>218727100If you shag a pregnant lass she has twins.T. Has a GCSE in biology
>>218727098i dont like videos of this cat its clearly abused
>>218727152Trauma bonding
>>218727063if it's with someone you're planning to meet then no, don't do that. it will come out eventually and if you're a guy talking to a girl she will assume you're married and stop talking to you if she has any sense
Somewhere, in some part of the country, in some town, is a British female desperate enough to shag me
>>218727100why is that white woman's nipples so brown
>>218727192Who could have thought it
>>218727222nipples get darker during pregnancy
>>218727222lmfao incel freak
https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/2014737296268927174
>>218727265Could you make Bradley into a powerfuk cyclops creature
the gf
americas second amendment is being taken away, thought they'd go doopin mental over that
>>218727317yeah mate, that's a bloke lol
>>218727317Hope your a violent steriod abuser because that seems to be his type
>powerfuk
>>218727271no idea why white leftists love these bulbheads so much
>>218727333>bloke>>218727350his
>>218727329is it? ah well i'm sure it'll all work out ok for them
dogberg had dried poo caked to her arse for 2 days and the house reeks
>>218727376yes mate, he's a man.
>>218727380so you let dogberg stink the place up for 2 days rather than cleaning her up?
gfberg had dried poo caked to her arse for 2 days and the house reeks
accidently tripped someone I had a pleasant convo with earlier and they blanked me all day
America in 2026Annexes South Americas most valuable country and expands into EuropeUK 2026Imports 900 thousand more African and Indian men to stop wage growth
Remember to enjoy beverages responsibly and be mindful of your limits.
>>218727401we thought she'd shat somewhere in the house and couldn't find it
>>218727026idealhearing a woman talk on news and politics makes me want to hurl
>>218727376
Who is the British forest gump?
>>218727419>most valuable countryDebatable
>>218727454me
>>218727445the profile shot is never, ever kind to the trannies lol
i dont think i can sustain this captcha
such a brainless fucking mong it's actually incredibleneed need NEED to kill myself need to be put away from this fucking worth NEEEED to be buried in a little shoe box and carelessly tossed into a ditch
>>218727504I only watch white gay porn. Can't self insert as a black man
>>218727534why do they do it
well that's a pair of zesty young bucks isn't it
>>218727536Can i have your stuff?
>>218727498not that hard is it
>>218727571got nowt worth keeping
Is winter Olympics on this year?
>>218727616gone forever
right well today was a failure wasn't it. tried pirating porn games but none of them started downloading and I've probably got viruses all over my computer now. needed to go out and buy food but haven't gone, so I'm going to starve now. and my /brit/posts have been absolutely dire today. need to gain a clue pronto
>>218727608Moo deng let the fame go to his head. He'll be in rehab next
brinble
helicopter noise disturbing my bedtime comfy time
>>218727586no it is actually
/brit/ is a lot like bananas and rice
might buy an R1 might crash into a wall at 200mph
>>218727623sad, forever?
why doesn't leftypol just move to somalia
installed deadlocktime to see what gaben's crew are cooking up
>>218726497All three built for American cock.
>>218727716*sues the company for 20million *
>>218727718Because the ladies in somalia don't have a dong and balls under their dress
>>218727758Built for American cock
anyone got asmr recommendations?
>Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquariumthe raped
>>218727832yea
Alexander Pope was 4'6That's 1 inch taller than Peter Dinklage Just madness.UTTER madness.I've known of the Rape of the Lock for most of my life but I had no idea my niggaw was so TINY.
>>218727842scr
>>218727832got the silya on, she cute and spooky
>>218727856didn't know diego was that old
>homer bimpson
get them imported NOW
>>218727886Why are the africans turning on their own
You're racist rorke. Just admit it, you don't like black people
>>218727922I dont
>>218727922I never denied it
Good evening
>>218727886it's too hot for speed
>>218727922hate browns much moreyou dont appreciate this because you get all your takes from anerican podcasters
nth for the baddiedem
>>218727971Friendless incel, women are disgusted by you.
>>218727956good evening
what if it was iSneedFeed and not ishowspeedthat would be quite funny i think
>anerican
>>218728019No it wouldn't be
me and the missus
>>218727886lol, he definitely regrets going there >>218728011Can never finish that movie
just wondering when lancashire flag showed up
>>218727832yeseven an obscure german qt i've been following since she started outnot for you, of course
>>218728051amber leaf teeth
think i might stop being such an odious little rodent incel
you like your redditflags don't you?
Why do we need interpreters for the Afghan resettlement scheme migrants if the only reason they’re here is because they were interpreters for our armed forces in Afghanistan?
>>218728088think i wont
>>218728096Stop it, rorke.
keith urban is pathetic. imagine marrying nicole kidman after she fucked that niggerkike lenny krapvitz
>>218728065he's an OG
>>218727886visit liberia!
>>218728111since when
>>218728106racismlad!!!!
Bet Emma Watson's farts are pleasantly unpleasant to smell.
Foids are mentally ill
um
>>218728126its suelad you britfeel faggot
>>218728164me when my mate beats me on a rust 1v1
>>218728156fuck of back to /greekfeel/
>>218728173i didn't have fucking redditflags for ages you need to seriously get your act together you little bastard
>>218728156Until they get married to a worthwhile man. Then they become the stable ones
>>218728200>>218728173no idea what you gaylords are on about
>>218728200been here ~2 months longer than you
listening to mike and rich talk about star trek
>>218728218you were still pissing your pants when I was posting here mate
>>218728234?I still piss my pants
>>218728077I know who you're talking about
listening to mike and rich twiddling knobs expertly
>>218728249post a vid?
The best ride I had in my life honestly
>>218728226Sometimes I'd do that, despite never watching star wars or star trek
>>218728252bollocks do ye
>>218728267That's what your mum told me last night
>>218728211A video showing the reduction of form in the production of a consumption-aesthetic
>>218728278done him
love my broots me
>>218728277I dowatch her most nights
Off for a Google Maps incel walk down old Poowong
>>218728077Alida ASMR
>>218728324do my gaff
>>218728355okay where
we're all in here https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayu
Eating teriyaki that tastes like pool chemicals
>>218728323what's her sub count?>>218728347much more obscure
booben window
Off to bed then
>>218728472
Off to bod than
aff tae bed then
>>218728496this but my kindle
Stuck with you losers then am I
I woke up at 3 so no sleepy for me.
>>21872839715.8k
wonder what mousey's up to
>>218728551No good as per
>>218728511what do u read on ur kindle
>>218728551uma game theories
>>218728616hahawhat if anime said thing
>>218728580spengler's riding the umtiger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izmU-falLFwlook at him go
>>218728580Books
>>218728549close enough
can hardly walk after leg day. That's how you know you've done it right
>>218728742yeah I usually find it harder to walk after a bloke's had my legs behind my ears
>>218728742Blog on
>>218728757can't beat that grin tho
>>218728758yeah i will. thanks for the encouragement
>>218728683HE FELL
>>218728742give ur third leg a working out next i will x
>>218728683they got no high definition over there or what?
won £30 on the lottery lads : )
>>218728831Congrats lad
>>218728831now that you got a foot in the door of fortune, what are the plans?
>>218728831give us a tenner
I think there was some genocide going on in africa recently and no one gave a shit
>>218728861nigerian christians?
>>218728869darfur
>>218728783every time I say something gay you reply
>>218728686where did you download those from was it a big collection or are you downloading them one by oine
>>218728911don't see you complainin' tho
>>218728827ye olde greggs
I sometimes wonder how the goyim can be so fucking stupid
hello gay people how are you this day
>>218729013It's because they're goys my brother
>>218729021gay thanks you?
might move to the usa and work as an ice agent
Looked at a reddit thread in one of their Jewish communities and they were referring to us as goyim, unless it was gentile and I'm misremembering, pretty sure it was goyim. And they were kind of sort of talking about us like we're animals. Just what I saw. Don't hold it against them.
>>218729021hello, I can't sleep
>>218729111how is it being gay in bulgayria?
mozzarella stickspeng
Daytime drinking has made me ridiculously horny, wanked like three times in the space of four hours
>>218729051im alri just wasting time in my sad little life>>218729111what's got you up?
>>218729134there are not gay men here, it's socially illegal
>>218729165so what do you do?
>>218729158I woke up at 3pm cause I got back home at 3 am and shitposted till 8am
https://voca.ro/12PpWHfKImM8
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769301251673941.webm
bea york is so sexy, want to lick her sweaty arse hole
>>218729201chesus farqing chroist
i hate new york city
>>218729228av u bean
>>218729183>I like girls girls girls
3 times over 4 hoursJust mental that is lads, isn't it?
>>218729242no x
>>218729216her nose is weird
>>218729228me mum is going in April
>>218729297valid me neither! hate it me
>>218729312Going to bag herself a new husband is she
in the sewer all alone
>>218729332No, going to visit me uncle and his children who live there, my granny is there at the moment.
>>218729391Must be nice
>>218729343That's my home
>>218729416Hey watch the language
>>218729426<33gn gn
>>218729466<33 gn gn sleep well
>>218729228i find it funny how they got terrorized by muslims and now have a muslim in chargehope it burns
>>218729480he's not a real muslim though is hehe's one of those ones who pretends not to drink alcohol
Ah yes the reddit flaggers are fucking off
you know chatgpt is gonna give you a shite answer when it responds straight away, like it knows it doesn't know what the fuck to do but isn't allowed to say no so it just spits out the first thing it can find remotely relevant
>>218729416She has been many times, he lives in Queens. He got divorced years ago but now he has an Armenian gf. I'm just afraid about my granny cause she likes to roam around, 3 years ago there was a shooting in Queens while she was there and when I called she said she heard the shots while being out.
>>218729532highly doubt it
>>218729563What does he do? I'm guessing he's rich if he's living in New York
>>218729606Sanitation. Do you want to see his ID? Fuck outta here. Right Bulgaria? Getting sick of these nosy Britons. I'll tell you what. If anyone asked me that? Captcha expired brb
>>218729606Not really, his ex wife was very rich though. He is computer science engineer but now he works IT for a University and drives uber on the side. Kind of got pushed out of the field cause of DEI unironically. >>218729668it's ok, it doesn't matter.
>>218729606Sorry, that was a dud, was doing a voice. You needed to hear the voice. I'm not mad at you. Not yet. You wait though. You wait for the new. I'm waiting for the new.
>>218729606You mad at me?
>>218729761
new>>218729788>>218729788>>218729788
